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tl;dr porn and esports

http://www.gamerheadlines.com/2014/07/youporn-e-sports-contract-has-been-drafted/

So YouPorn has drafted a contract to enter sports, specifically League of Legends, Hearthstone, and DotA2. I'm beginning to understand that video games are absolutely gigantic now, with colleges and porn companies trying to get a piece of the pie. Do you think we'll see televised competitive video game tournaments on a regular basis in the next ten years?
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if we do i hope it is not this really boring PC sperg shit.
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>>255948515
I hope not considering the kind that are popular
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>>255948515
>Do you think we'll see televised competitive video game tournaments

who's "we"? korea's had that shit for years, last year swedish tv started broadcasting e sport tournaments, so in ten years ofcourse you'll see it
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>>255948515
nope, TV is dead.
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>>255948675
>I don't like it so it's shit
But it's popular anon
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>A porn site is sponsoring E-sports

I see alot of things going wrong with that
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> Do you think we'll see televised competitive video game tournaments on a regular basis in the next ten years?

I sure fucking hope not. It's bad enough that they have to waste a TV showing faggot-ass, bitchmade soccer in bars. I'd probably go on a rampage if I had to drink knowing some shitty MOBA was being played on the TV over my head.
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>televised competitive video game tournaments
Dota 2 finals were streamed on ESPN
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Doesn't LCS has a rule against pron sponsors
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>>255948898
Does this mean the players will also do porn?
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It'd be cool if the popular "e-sports" were good games and not dota, a simple clone of dota and a super simple card game with barely any cards.
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>>255948675
me too
i hate moba and rts games
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>Hey son you're becoming a professional video game player? T-That's great! Who are you sponsoring...? YouPorn?
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>>255948848
gr8 b8 m8
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>>255948898
Like?

They front money for the teams uniform/training facilities/equipment. The team wears youporn.com on the uniform. It's as simple as that. Maybe adding a youporn tag on names.
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Korea has always televised Starcraft, the US had many CS/Quake tournaments broadcast on TV as well.
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what
competitive katawa jojo or something
what
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>>255948515
Shouldn't YP be sued for posting copyrighted material of pron stars?
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>porn site sponsoring anything major
It's never getting on American TV with that shit tacked on.
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Guys, search for "x360.f4v"
Have fun.
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>>255949158
Katawa Jojo?

So is that like Part 5 Polnareff or?
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>>255948515
At least now i can see tits while watching an aweful match
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>You will never be on the Jenna Haze's Assworms team
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Fightan players were making a deal with Brazzers a few years ago, when that asshat djWheat who worked at Twitch basically said that porn companies wouldn't look good to the "pg-13" crowd of competitive games. This was a few years ago.

I wonder what happened since then. I guess MOBAs are so big now that Twitch admins can't say anything about it.
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>>255949475
What the fuck she really does have assworms. That's fucking disgusting....
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so are they gonna have girls taking it up the ass while playing league or what
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>League of Legends, Hearthstone, and DotA2

None of these are even "esports". They're just lowskill shit for autistic cawadoody children.

I'd respect them if they played Quake, UT or even CS.
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How all til Bad Dragon jump on the bandwagon?
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>>255949737
They get the numbers though, skill doesn't matter, viewership does
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>>255949737

They're not looking for your respect, Anon. They're in it for the money.
Dead games have no money.
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>>255949690
I'd still rim her.
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>>255949737
No skill? I bet you couldn't be a top player if I gave you a year.
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>>255949737
*yawn*

The world disagrees because those are getting the views.
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>>255949690
http://i.imgur.com/8OzL3.gif
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>>255949737
Great news, Youporn also wants to sponsor a CSGO team
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>>255948515
Gamers get sorrounded by pornstars.
Still can't get laid.
how much you wanna bet?
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speaking of sponsors
did anyone noticed that there are normal ads on here beside J-list? I've seen O'reilly ads on /g/
yes I don't block ads here
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>>255950063
That aint no pinworm. The fuck kinda assworm IS that?
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>>255949913
They're not dead. It's just like EVE compared to WoW.

Much better game, smaller playerbase.

Kids these days will never get to experience the late 90s early 2000s when fucking everybody played Quake or UT. It was glorious.
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>>255949737
>CS
>skill
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>>255950063
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>>255950139
Youporn has no porn stars. They're a streaming site skirting the law.
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>>255950235
>Video game hipsters
>"It's popular so it sucks!"
>:^)
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>>255948515
>>255948832
Korea does it, and 'murrica just did it with Dota 2 The Invitational and ESPN.

I hate esports but if poker is a fucking televised "sport" then videogames CAN be too.
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How exactly can YouPorn enter the spotlight without a ton of legal backlash considering they survive by hosting copy righted material?
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>>255950240
That's why I said "or even CS".

It was the cawadoody of its generation but still better than assfaggots
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>>255949737
>trying to invoke the name of Quake and UT to garner some kind of elitest authority bias
>implying you're good enough at any of those games to warrant some false sense of superiority
>implying those games aren't dead as hell

Just look at Quake Live. literally 90% of the servers are empty. Its a dead game, it will never be popular, and it was never really popular in the first place.
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>>255948515
>you will never crush nerds while being a member of the based youporn team

when will it end
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>television
lol!
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>>255949737
>muh lowskill

You've never played a game on a competitive level in your life have you?
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>>255950420
:^)
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ASSFAGGOTS has lived for it's name
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>>255950420
1/10
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>>255950420
>Video game shitposters
>"It's low skill, so it's great!"
>:^)
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>>255949365
>>255949158
you magnificent bastards
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i wonder if youporn will force to use some nicknames and shit like "Boner Lords"
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>gaming finally getting big enough to be competitive on television
>only boring as fuck mobas are played

cool i guess. How the fuck can a moba even get hype?

OH MAN HE'S GONNA USE THAT ABILITY SO HIS HERO DOES ALL THE WORK AND SENDS OUT AN AOE ATTACK

OH MAN NOW THE OTHER GUY IS RUNNING BACK TO HIS BASE TO REGEN HEALTH

sounds like a fucking hoot
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>>255950739
What does skill matter? Probably .000005% of the players actually make it into the pro scene of any given game.
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>>255950235
>smaller playerbase
>only 2 semi full servers at any given time

No kidding... Like, significantly smaller. Literally only 45~ players at any time on QL.
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Wasn't there some guy in the FGC that tried to get sponsored by a porn site? I think it was LI Joe.
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The YouPorn team is now my favorite League Team.
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>>255950153
J-List itself is pretty big. Plenty of Funimation add still run on 4chan, mainly on /a/. Plenty of Korean and Japanese MMO/MOBA games are advertised here.
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>>255948987
I don't think so. Most people do not want to be associated with porn though.
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>>255950842
OH WOW NOW HE'S GOING TO DO THE THING WHERE HE SHOOTS THE GUN

OH GREAT HE'S GOING TO KICK THE DUDE IN THE FACE

WOW HE SENT HIS ARMY OVER THERE NOW THEY'RE GONNA DO THINGS

You can be condescending about any video game like that anon. Just because you don't understand what's happening in the ASSFAGGOTS in question, doesn't mean it's bad.
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>>255949989
>*action*
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Let's play a Video games /v/

http://xhamster.
com/movies/1460621/cock_hero.html
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>>255950842

Mobas are great for hype and spectating though. That's why they're so big. There's a lot of things happening, and the matches are relatively progressive. It's like following soccer. It's a simple concept of kicking a ball into a goal, but there's way more to it. But even then, it's easy to follow. That's why mobas got so popular. They're simple, but still have a surprising amount of depth to them, even if it's not on an executional level. There's more to games than just the amount of buttons you press and how fast you need to press them.
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>>255950596
>implying you're good enough

You don't know who I am.

>Quake Live

I wasn't talking about Quake Live. It's just a stupid inferior rehash of Quake 3

>never really popular

All other versions were the most played games of their time.
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>>255950916
See >>255949628

Twitch illuminati basically forced him to shut down the idea.
Guess Twitch gives the MOBAs a free pass.
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>>255951007
>>255950842
Dotards' TI had a noob friendly stream where some faggot explained what were creeps, lanes and shit
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>Everyone's name is a sexual innuendo
I would cry
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>>255950842
its a more interesting spectator game then any FPS. Including QL. Watching QL is like watching some spastic seizure party, its too fast and commentators always suck at explaining whats going on.
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>>255950153
Why would you subject yourself to ads anon? Are you a masochist? Do you put dragon dildos up your ass because you love the pain too?
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We've seen DotA on ESPN, but that was a small "preview portion" and GF was on Twitch and ESPN3 instead of their broadcast channel.

How long until we see MOBAs on ESPN2, ESPN, then ABC? And will other "competitve" games especially the FGC get in on the broadcasting boom? Imagine Championship Sunday at EVO on NBC/FOX/CBS/ABC/ESPN with those production qualities combined with excellent commentary.
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>>255951152
That's pretty cool, although still seems pointless.
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>>255951109
>Guess Twitch gives the MOBAs a free pass.
it's not like they've actually sponsored anybody yet. Twitch may well shut it down.
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>>255949737
You can make a team of 5 people against 5 people and the objective is to throw rocks on each other, you can make anything competitive

>implying Quake, UT, CS takes skill
>not mentioning BW

kekerino
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>>255951007
but its different

moba combat is actually just poking and retreating back and forth. Also autistically knowing which items to buy when so that you get a 0.01 boost which can give you the edge in the numbers game that is the combat.
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>those 3 guys that keep harping on about Quake
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Face it assfaggots is the soccer of esports makes sense since its played internationally and NA fags suck ass at it
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>>255951060
What is this shit?
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>people thinking shit will be broadcasted on tv
Who the fuck even has tv now
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>>255951106
>you don't know who I am

And I don't care, if you were some famous quake player it would only make your impotent rage over "LOW SKILLS GAMERS MAKING MORE MONEY THEN ME" more enjoyable.
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>>255951258
that's not Dota though, where it's all about the active items and being able to build reactively, not just 'autistically' knowing what to buy.
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>>255951202

It would be shit unless they hire commentators that know their shit.
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>>255951172
What's wrong with ads on 4chan? They don't get in the way of reading threads and posting.
>inb4 Moot actually breaks even with the ads..
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>>255951287
Guitar hero with your cock
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>>255951258
No, that's League, and even then that's a gross oversimplification.

Doter has extremely mobile lanes, and item builds can vary massively from game to game, depending on situation and enemy champions.

Bear in mind that this is from someone who's never seen a pro game, so maybe it's different there, but it's certainly like that in pubs.
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>>255951419
But how do you play?
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>>255951378
>you are now imaging James Chen and Joe Buck announcing USFIV GF on FOX
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>>255949302
these free porn sites work like youtube
they get comissions on views and a slice of the pie when the refer premium accounts.

the whole user uploaded thing is just a facade. that applies mostly to amateur porn and home made stuff.
next time you watch lets say a bangbros or brazzars video check for the ads and referals i can guarantee they will be there.
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>>255949737
skill doesn't matter in a competition

the most skillful will win

>omg i played 5 league games and got crushed, its not grey and brown like dota2 so it is casual
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>>255948515
why does it feel like all the fame assfaggots have is illegitimate and completely manufactured by companies and corporations?
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>>255951471
Stroke your cock, follow the beat, and don't cum.
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>>255951304
Who cares about money? People didn't play Quake for the money.

It's all about the steady decline of the "video games industry" into casual "wider audience" bullshit.
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>people think esports won't be televised

This industry is huge, and theres a lot of money to be made if the right moves are made.

I can almost promise you the generation of males who cares for sports is dying off, and males who care for games is rising. Even people who like sports like video games. Its a huge audience to cater to.
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>>255951269
>harping on about

Don't you mean

>those 3 guys that keep playing Quake
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>>255951389
Seeing ads in general pisses me off. It's the same reason I haven't watched television in close to a decade. I've never actually saw and ad and thought "OOH I MIGHT BUY THAT". So I don't see any point in looking at them to begin with. Plus with all the datamining that goes on, when I see an ad trying to appeal to me it makes me mad that there's brainless consumers who will actually fall victim to the ads.
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>>255951797
no one cares about your "Respect" for the industry either.
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>>255948515
>youporn makes a moba
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>>255951653
Because that's the truth.

Same with late Quake "stars" like fatal1ty who was actually pretty mediocre (he stopped playing qw/q2 because he got his ass handed to him all the time) but hardware companies made him a walking advertisement and so he got famous.
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>>255951985

I'll main sasha grey and eat people with my asshole.
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Guess it's time jack in and execute!
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>>255951895
I highly doubt they even play it. I go on quake and its a small town where you basically know the entire community. I can log on right now and probably only find 2 pub games with anyone in it. Yet everytime you talk about esports on /v/ EVERYONE is harping off about how great quake is. How is a game with such a dead community able to garner such a large drone-base.
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>>255951943
>fall victim to ads
4chan confirmed for distrusting people.
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>>255951060
>You'll never finish your backlog of this because I'm always came in first 10 minutes
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>>255952108
q2scene.net

You're playing the wrong Quake bro
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>>255952178

>Not edging for hours on end.

Enjoy not hitting the ceiling with your jizz.
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>>255951258
>>255951438
>>255951339
But it'a both wrong DoTA focuses more on active items, while LoL focuses more on active abilities.
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>>255952108
I don't even play it and have played around 3-4 games of Quake Live ever

I just know that it's dead as fuck

Not as dead as SC2 though ;_;
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>>255952353

>Spending hours on fapping when you could be using that time better
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>>255952443
Could you?
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>>255952443
He says on 4chan/s video game board.
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>>255952443

>Not making time for a good fap.

What are you, gay?
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>>255950971
>YouPorn wins season 5 worlds
>We now have YouPorn based Skins on LoL
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>>255952652
>Sexy Lina and WR skins
>Lesbian loadscreens
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>>255952161
Trust is earned, not default. How's getting taken advantage of going? I bet you'd do a favor for a stranger.
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>>255952421
LoL focuses more on short-cooldown, low-impact abilities and passive items, while Dota focuses on long-cooldown, high-impact abilities and active items.

Dota hardly focuses on passive abilities when the vast majority are actives.
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if e-sports become a thing theres gonna sponsored ad banners of porn sites, mountain dew and doritos.
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>>255951614
You have to 18+ to browse this board.
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>>255950063
It's been awhile since I was legitimately grossed out why the fuck is this new to me.
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>>255953218
>if e-sports become a thing
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>>255953038
>low-impact abilities
Have you seen even a full game? Sometimes t all goes down to one ability for who wins/escapes. DoTA may have or weight, but LoL s more explosive.
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>>255950063
Why doesn't she just pull it out?

Or better yet go to Japan and get paid millions to film an nip pulling it out with his/her mouth and eat it. I'm sure there's some kind of market for this.
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>>255948675
As opposed to what? Fighting games? Call of Duty and Halo? Minecraft LetsPlays?
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>>255953449
I have, it's all very low-impact compared to Dota or HoN.

There ARE some high-impact, powerful spells but not many at all.
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>>255953038
LoL is shit, but there are several abilities in LoL that can make and/or break a fight (that also have low cooldowns). So low impact probably isn't accurate given this and the fact most scale with items.

Hell, Thresh for example has a mini Pudge hook that can drag like Batrider's ult for a regular abilities.
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>porn sites supporting competitive League of Legends
If only that all female group hadn't torn itself apart already
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>>255950513
and video games are a hella lot more exciting than poker, fishing and golf.
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>>255954221
>There ARE some high-impact, powerful spells but not many at all.
Almost ever ADC ulti
Yi's alpha strike.
Vi's Q
Alister's W
Morgana,'s, Thresh's, and Blitzcrank ult
Zed's shadow
Braum's passive
Jinx's passive
Lee Sin's Q
Anything that can knock up
Rengar's passive
Pretty much Zigg's entire moveset
Ahri's charm
Fizz's pole attack
Garen's W
Nasus's passive
Karthus's ult


Pretty much any Champ's Q or Ult can make the difference.
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>>255955207
compare that to Dota, though. Everything is stronger, higher-impact, and less of a spam out on CD skillshot.

I'm not saying LoL spells do literally nothing, just that compared to Dota and HoN they have very little impact and and that strong, and that the design of the game tends towards (which is not 'is exclusively') 'spammable short CD spells that don't do much on their own'.
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>>255955207
>Garen's W
I haven't played that piece of shit in like 4 years, but isn't his W a fucking defense boost?
>passive abilities are high impact
I don't think so, sorry. The first thing I noticed in Dota 2 is that almost every ability blows fucking shit up like an LoL ult.
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>>255955890
>I haven't played that piece of shit in like 4 years, but isn't his W a fucking defense boost?
Yeah, I should've check first I meant his E
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>>255955174
Watching any sport (or e-sport) is boring. Especially the way they're presented on US TV.
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>>255948515

With G4 going the way it has, I doubt any TV company will ever take games seriously enough for their to be any lasting TV presence.
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didn't brazzers or pornhub try to sponsor someone in the FGC
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>>255957054
Brazzers did
Twitch got angry
It didn't happen
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>>255948515
>LIjoe got a deal with brazzers for the FGC
>willing to pay for events
>fly out players
>all they asked was to wear the logo, they did not force them to promote videos just the brand
>west coast FGC said what about the children and said LI Joe we will not endorse any brazzers tournaments we are trying to be esports
>this happens

FGC BTFO
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How has this not become a full blown porn thread?
I'm genuinely impressed


Evilangel is the best pornsite, Bangbros is number two, Brazzers is 3.
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>>255948515
>specifically League of Legends, Hearthstone, and DotA2
lol
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>>255957676
arena babbys can't get over their dead irrelevant genre
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>>255948515
>So YouPorn has drafted a contract to enter sports
> I'm beginning to understand that video games are absolutely gigantic now

You mean they're so desperate for money they will sink to the lowest fucking denominator? Even fucking 4chan doesn't advertise or recieve sponsorship from porn sites.... ffs.

> League of Legends, Hearthstone, and DotA2
These games are the cancer killing video games.
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>>255958365
>YouPorn
>Needing money

>A subsidiary of Pornhub
>Needing money
HA
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>>255958485

Read carefully idiot...
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>>255948937
No you wouldn't. You'd be sulking in a corner stutter asking if someone could change the channel.
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>>255949790
probably never
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>>255948997

>cumpetitive strip gaming

>everytime a team loses a game, they have to take off an article of clothing
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>>255958586
>...
What did you call me?
*Unsheathes katana*
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>>255957960

How about an actual argument?
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>>255959208
Hold on, let me get my image macros with hilarious strawmen.
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>>255959470

Or.. .you know, you could just explain why the image is wrong.
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>>255959208
>>255959616
What is it with people outright asking for arguments lately?
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>>255949330

>there are Americans in this thread RIGHT NOW who still watch TV

Oh god it's horrifying to even think about.

>>255958365
>desperate for money they will sink to the lowest fucking denominator

This really isn't a bad thing. Cash is cash.
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>>255958365
>implying 4chan didn't use to run off of porn advertising money
God damn you are so fucking new, please exit
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>>255960249
I quit a few months ago, kinda miss the Colbert Report tho and I'm too lazy to stream/dl
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Quick!

Call dibs on your YouPorn sponsored team name and the 5 members of your team!

Remember, the names need to be suitable for all ages!

>YouPorn's Team Cunning Linguists
>Top Lane: Mounter
>Jungle: UnkemptCat
>Mid: MagicFingers
>Bot AD: BackedUp
>Bot Support: BarelyLegal
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>>255959616
You don't actually take that image seriously, do you?

... Do you?
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>>255948832
>last year swedish tv started broadcasting e sport tournaments
This has been going on for over a decade.
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I was fapping yesterday and a rift commercial came on, and i was like hmm neat, then i watched some guy get rammed by a huge black guy.
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Sponsor when?
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>>255959616
because 95% of the fanbase of those games aren't even good enough to play the game professionally, yet they think they have some superior authority bias over others just because they play a "hardcore" game. Seriously, if you think merely having Quake 3 or QL installed automatically means you suddenly get the right or authority to judge others, you're a massive faggot.
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>>255948515
Considering that cable and satellite TV are on the decline, I would find it hard to believe that e sports will ever have any place on TV. Not that I particularly care. I feel the same way about "e-sports" as I do about regular sports: they are fairly fun to play yourself, but boring as hell to watch.
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How long do you think sites like youporn or bangbros will fund a triple a porn game?

pls soon
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>>255950063
I... I think I'm gonna be sick.
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>>255962704
>wanting a Western made porn game

what's wrong with you?
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>>255962612
I won a 360 when it was released from my college by winning a Smash Bros Melee tournament. I still don't think judging anyone on anything is really worth the effort, unless they are just spectacularly bad, yet insist on calling themselves "pros."

For the most part, a game is a mix between skill and dumb luck.
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>>255949330
It's not like there's reality shows about Kim Kardashian or the Playboy mansion or anything.
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>>255948515
>porn companies
>piece of the pie
I laughed.
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>>255951559
It would be a surreal feeling.

Throw in D1 and you've got a deal.
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>>255949737
>a-am I hardcoor yet /v/?
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No Dildos, Final Masturbation, MILFs Only
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>not having exhentai or at least pururin as a sponsor
It's shit.
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
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No game with any kind of developer support for the competitive scene is going to let a porn site sponsor.

These things make all their money from 13 year olds, they have to appear child-friendly
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>>255949628
Twitch is run by retards. If your shit is popular enough (aka moba shit) you can get away with anything.
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>>255950063
>http://i.imgur.com/8OzL3.gif
How does one get assworms?
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>>255963380

Don't cook your meat properly/don't wash your hands combo.
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>>255963550
Ohh good. Thank goodness I always cook shit well done and make sure my hands are clean 24/7.
Fuck getting assworms, that shit gives me goosebumps
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>>255949737
>I'd respect them if they played...
>Only FPS
I hate those games as much as the next guy, but you just come off as a tool.
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>>255948937
Who goes to bars to watch TV?


You are one sad prick mate. Just stay at home and drink, that way you can watch whatever the fuck want.
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>>255949107
Players don't sponsor people, anon, they get sponsored.

If you are going to greentext shitpost, don't fuck it up.
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>>255963858

If you're not sure, just take some anti-parasitic stuff. If not meds, add a bit of garlic or clove and you'll be sure that most of the parasites will be killed. Activated charcoal is good too if you're not sure..
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>>255960249
well how else would i get my fill of my favorite tv shows? you saying im gonna take time out of my day to stream shit when i can have it as background noise?
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>>255957614
>liking professional porn

What the hell is wrong with you?
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>>255957614

Using your imagination >>>>>> Porn.
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>>255964732
>not liking either

They both have strengths and weaknesses.
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>>255949710
Alcoholic beverage companies have been sponsoring sports teams for decades. The players aren't allowed to drink during the game.

Why does /v/ have to react like a retard over everything?
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>>255959181
An idiot. Sponsors don't get paid by the sport you moron it works the other way around.
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>>255964732

Some professional porn is good.

Like there's this one series on Brazzers where the pornstars compete to be the biggest slut, always trying to one up each other. It was neck and neck up to DP, then the one chick took two in the vag, and the other chick took two in the ass and won.

Dunno, I enjoyed it.
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can we have AAA h-games now?
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>>255965553

To each his own I guess. Not trying to be passive aggressive, it just ain't my cup of tea.
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>>255965629

we'll call them HHH games
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I wish complexity's contract was purchased by youporn instead of cloud9

>n0thing and SeanGares on YouPorn Team
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>do you think we'll see televised competitive video game tournaments
you some something china has been doing for years? maybe
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>>255949158
>Rin has a stand with no arms
Would play.
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>>255955669

That's only in the context of the game itself, though. Something like Skywrath's Q, Vengeful's W, Lone Druid's W, etc isn't comparable to other stuff. There are plenty of skills that aren't huge impact spells, much in the same way that League works.
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