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Are there any video game characters that could kill SCP-682, permanently?
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chosen undead
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No, because some faggot on the site would make up some reason why it would survive.
But I'll just go with Aleph, he'd get rid of it somehow. Or just dance furiously and recruit it.
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King of all cosmos
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Kirby.
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>Black Hole Bomb
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Dante, or even Donte.
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>>255942810
Would be a draw, no kill i guess.
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powerman
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Why kill him when he could catch him?
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any 2hus
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>>255941523
It's extremely debatable.
I remember reading a bunch of the experiments with him, a number of which were starting to get into the 'if you look at this statue then look away you just fucking die on the spot' SCPs, and half of them either result in 682 screaming in pain or something when it's supposed to kill him, and the statue turns up 20 metres away as if it's scared of him. Hell, 096 (the white humanoid thing that kills anyone who even sees a photo of its face) was cowering in the corner after something horrifying enough to be [DATA EXPUNGED] happened between them.
I also read a long story involving one of the self-insert scientists, where they attempted some insane reality-bending shit inside 682s mind(?), and it still didn't work.
I'm pretty sure this thing is the equivalent of a a young Elder God.
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>>255941523
I don't know what the fuck SCP-682 is but Hulk is strongest there is, motherfucker.
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>>255943220
he's not from a videogame you dipshit
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>>255943152
>A draw
>against Kirby
Do you even know of Kirby's achievements?
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Isaac Clarke
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These threads are good.
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>>255943394
Nah, it would easily crush the Hulk.
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>>255943394
And you post one of the comics where Hulk is killed by a dude with claws. Bravo.
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>>255943220
>Video game
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Any MegaTen main character.

>reset universe doesn't exist

problem solved.
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I've never played SCP before but I just read up on it and it looks like a pretty fucking interesting game.

Also, Superboy Prime.
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>>255943620
what happens when the Hulk gets crushed?

>As if Hulk can die
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>>255943424
>>255943640
then I'll fucking make a video game about him
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>>255941523
Kirby, hands down. He can just suck it in and it'll never get back out.
Or Asura, probably, but if you get him REALLY pissed. Like, charred black pissed. I suppose on that level of pissed he's able to annihilate basically anything.
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>implying a vidya character would have to kill it

It would be VACb& within seconds.
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This dude can probably get it done
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None because SCP's shitty writers would write up a bunch of awful articles ridden of deus ex machina, REDACTED and [DATA EXPUNGED].
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>>255943628
>You never get confirmation that Hulk is dead

If Logan could have killed Hulk, he would have a long ass time before the end of the world.
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kinda
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Shiki can kill SCP-682.
Discuss.
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>>255943834
technically anon the infinite spin wouldnt kill it, just send it into the abyss for all eternity
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Why the fuck aren't there video games that have cosmic-level omnipotent beings or at least an Eldritch creature?

The only character I can think of is somebody from the GoW series.
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>>255943031
But SCP-682 is 1200 years old.
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>>255941523
No problem.
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>>255943394
>Hulk takes out SCP-682
>It comes back stronger and fucks up Hulk
>Hulk gets pissed
>rinse and repeat

Neither of them wins but we'll all lose.
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>>255943893
>alternate universe comic

Hulk died.
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>>255943220
THANK YOU POWERMAN
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>>255943957
Only legit answer so far
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>>255941523
what group of autists come up with this shit? Is this where the sonic fans go if they want to write something 2spooky?
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>>255943989
Fair enough. Johnny would still win though
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>>255943737
How would it play? I imagine a game like scribblenauts only with crazy powers (summon ferret swarm, Supermans arms and flashes legs and wonder womens vagina, ect,.). Last boss is /v/ though.

Get on it anon.
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None can oppose Doom.
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a little comparison for 682
there is an SCP that is god, THE god. when they asked him to kill 682, he said it wasnt his creation, so it wasn't his responsibility.
also asura, considering he's killed gods before, and the creator of the universe
you cant kill 682, but you destroy it for a time,
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>>255941523
Duke Nukem

/thread
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>>255942658
>because some faggot on the site would make up some reason why it would survive
The sad part is how true that is.
>B-BUT 682 IS SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT THE UPPER LIMIT OF BULLSHIT THAT'S ACCEPTABLE!
Meanwhile, we've got borderline Mary-Sue scientists that can interact with a god damn succubus without lapsing into uncontrollable lust. Fuck SCP.
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Chief always wins.
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whats 682
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>>255941523
Would seducing it with a bunch of anime girls work?

Also if someone has a scp-682 monstergirl post it.
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The Spectre
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>>255944182
That's stupid on a lot of levels.
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Zig zag it into the ground and napalm it. The most devastating damage conceivably possible. Even world-destroyers cannot approach its power.
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These bitches that try getting physical are nothing but smack.
You can go back in time and prevent it from ever existing.
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>>255943957

Shiki is shit tier compared to Shiki.
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>>255944140
> what are at least 2 kirby posts
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>>255943435
682 is a mary sue of the highest calibur, one time when they tried to kill him with something that destroys reality or something so he became some unknown form of existence and survived.
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>>255944034
>Why the fuck aren't there video games that have cosmic-level omnipotent beings or at least an Eldritch creature?
Eternal Darkness.
Also, there are a bunch of games that have Lovecraftian themes, or are straight up Lovecraft games.
Also, SMT.
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This is the only answer
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>>255944061
and people call superman OP
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Most SCP writers are shit. Discuss.
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>>255944493
To be fair Superman can punch reality if he gets mad enough
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>>255941523
Gold Experience from JJBA.
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>>255941523
A better question would be, is there a video game character stronger than Madara Uchiha?

And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Madara. I’m talking about Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan and with rikidou techniques, his Gunbai, a Perfect Susano’o and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he also has mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu.
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>>255944515
There are still a few good later SCPs, but the vast majority of new ones are shit.

The community has gone to fucking shit thanks to the Redditors taking over and constant use of self-insert characters.
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>>255944374
My nigga
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>>255944462
>tfw eternal darkness will never get a sequel

It only sold 440k or so copies, I doubt nintendo will ever pick it back up.

I was surprised that MS picked phantom dust back up, but happy with it of course, that game only sold 100k copies.
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>>255944515
They focus too much on self-inserting and roleplaying now. They need to purge all the self-insert personnel and go back to everyone having blanked out names.
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>>255943957
>Implying it won't regenerate faster than Tohno cutting its lines
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>>255941523
Checkmate
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>>255944635
> stale pasta
Kirby.
The answer is always Kirby.
This faggot got a whole borderless dimension inside.
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>>255944493
and people say manga are poorly written
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>>255944421
>one time when they tried to kill him with something that destroys reality or something so he became some unknown form of existence and survived.
who writes this shit
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>>255944741
>not Flandre
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>>255944635
Any character with a gun
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>>255943730
He dies
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>>255944635
super saiyan god goku
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>>255943730
dunno, he probably just dies.
And since SCP-682 is one undying motherfucker under any cirumstance, he would probably kill even the hulk.
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-Kirby swallows it
-Elite Beat Agents dance ''I will survive'', scientists and military defeat it.
-Chosen Undead SOMEHOW finds a way, or rolls and stabs all the way through.
-Yukari, Yuka, Okuu, or Keine from Touhou. Yukari teleports it away, Yuka obliterates it, Okuu summons 10 Chernobyl happenings, and Keine simply consumes the history of SCP ever existing.
-Lu Bu, Liu Bei, Cow Cow and the rest of Chinese legends go full-on AMBITION, FAMILY and BENEVOLENCE. Plus, they could throw 5 gorillion Chinamen at it until it dies.
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I like some SCPs, but that stupid lizard is a steaming crock of mary sue horseshit. As is anything written to feature a specific scientist instead of just being a fun themed creepypasta like it's supposed to be. Just goes to show what the internet forum mentality can do to a good idea if left unchecked.
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>>255944635
Black Zetsu
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Maybe
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>>255943651
>reset universe
You just reminded me of something.

At the moment, there are a number of proposals (each named '[username]'s Proposal') for the SCP numbers 000 and 001. One of them is a non-Euclidean facility that itself is used to house and contain a huge number of Keter class SCPs, by housing two that counteract each other in each chamber. One of the artifacts in there is a book that originally detailed the history of an extinct civilisation in Mongolia or something. The problem with it is that whenever a liquid capable of writing text is brought near it, it adds more onto the end and actually changes history. If they let it go further, it could easily rewrite current society, seeing as it keeps making objects appear in places already excavated. If allowed, it could effectively create a new universe.
In the facility, due to the weird spacetime fuckery, its effects are not realised onto the world. The nature of its confinement means it is constantly absorbing ink from a different SCP, extending the history of the civilisation far into our future. If taken out of the facility, it would rewrite the universe.
One of the contingency plans for end-of-the-world scenarios is to do so, and hope that the new universe wouldn't be so shit.
Therefore, SCP-682 can actually be destroyed, but it would rewrite everything else in existence at the same time.
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>>255944730

Ryougi Shiki can kill the concept of "SCP-682".

This is so meta it's like weaponized CHIM.
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>>255941523
Jebediah Kerman

Will take it to space and jettison this motherfucker into the sun.
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>>255944593
this is true

>>255944769
what does this have to do with anythng?

>>255944741
>not Dark Donald
>tfw Salty bet is NO FUN ALLOWED srs business now

why did that have to happen /v/?
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>>255943220
What's so special about beating undertaker at Wrestlemania? He lost.
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>>255944741
Every fucking time on salty bet he wins
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>>255944145
Yeah, see the post above yours
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>>255944886
now now anon, that's not video games

also yea he would beat him, Saitama is hilariously overpowered
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>>255944810
Simple handgun or rifle can miss.
Let's see that cuckold predicting and dodging buckshot from any automatic shotgun.
That'd be really fun.
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>>255944163
Doom would just steal its power or influence some cosmic tosspot into doing the job for him.
Disposing of monsters is beneath him.
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>>255944515
the best SCP's are the original ones and the joke SCP's
also this SCP could kill 682
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-10101-j
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CENA because CENA always wins
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Won't even break a sweat
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>>255944886
The real life powerman.
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James Sunderland. He caused the invincible Pyramid Head to kill itself because a reason, I think.
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>>255944794
Never bothered looking, but writing for 682 must be fun as hell.
It's like looking into your old Late elementary-Early middle school journal

I want to see the many-winged angel fight it
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Asura has killed gods older and bigger than 682. He could probably do it. Hell be punched the immortality out of the creator of the universe.
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>>255945050
Saitama's not real though
I think
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>>255944886
> one punch man
> maybe
He's OP as fuck. He will just punch that shit out in the space and we will never see it again.
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>>255945050
>real life
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>>255944959
If you watch fights between Donald and Akuma, Donald only wins because of his bullshit regen.
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>>255944097
It's like the universe of anger and bees theory
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Can I just pick video game Superman and throw the little cunt into the sun?
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>>255944310
Ask and ye shall receive.
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>>255944794
Clef, if I remember right. Whenever someone finds a plausible way to finally kill/banish it, it just keeps coming back "because it can, lol." They literally sent it back to its home dimension where it was finally content, then it just came back a few weeks later because reasons.

I don't want to say they're autistic, but how else would you describe someone who retcons a good ending to a story just because he doesn't want angst personified to be gone?
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What are some new-ish good SCPs?

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1981

I like this one, and it's one of the highest rated ones on the site now IIRC.
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>>255944635

haha what the fuck are you even saying? Anyway yeah, Ryu Hayabusa would kill any of your little naruto bitchboys in style
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>>255943220
>Thank you Powerman for giving me Nanomachines
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>>255944939
They already did that, he flew back on a solar flare because fuck you.
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>>255944886
It's funny cause Saitama beat a dude who's whole gimmick is "lel I adapt to anything"
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>>255944794
The faggots who think SCP is worth something
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>>255941523
molecule man
checkmate
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>>255941523
Kirby, nigga can just store him in stomach for ever or gain his powers and enter a balanced 1v1 with it.
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>>255945226
Because they want more moments of that one doctor who literally teased and harassed it while it was rampaging through the facility.
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>>255945175
yeah Dark Donald won a lot of fights that way. There was also that bullshit broly character who couldn't die and would just auto kill anyone at the end of the timer. New Rare Akuma Vs. Finale Sula is only good matchup because both of them have the ability to lose.
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>>255943392

I remember reading into SCP to get a better background to the games based on it, the site works best when it just described the threat they are containing and be done with it. Some of the addendum stories aren't too bad from time to time, but the shit with 682 is a pure circle-jerk at this point. Leave it to the imagination instead of making it more and more ludicrous.
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>>255944635
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>>255944895
Rewrites himself into existence.
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>>255945217
Oh man
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>>255944730
It'd have to adapt to having its lines cut in the first place, Arc had to recreate her entire body from scratch instead of regenerating and even then she couldn't develop resistance to it. And her regen works by reversing time itself.
Also, he could just stab it's point and it'd die automatically. Go directly to Akasha, do not pass go, no ressurrection, reincarnation or any of that nonsense.
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>>255944849
Chosen Undead is less "somehow" and more "eventually"
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what the fuck is that
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Gork.
Or Mork.
Depends on who gets out of their eternal fight.
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Superman, no seriously. No matter what retarded writing they come up with, it's canon that superman has to win. You write that it cant be undone, touched, or is in another alternate reality thats intangible to human touch beyond all gods and existance? Superman can beat it because hes superman. Not even the flash is as badly written for as long as superman has been. Even if they say "WELL SCP-682 COMES BACK ANYWAY CUZ MUH AUTISM DEMANDS IT" superman still wins.
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>>255944160
how else?

you press the start button then you win
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>>255941523
Isn't all SCP shit just mary-sue fanfic-level "2spooky" written by edgy 12 year olds?
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>>255945217
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>>255945667

Batman. Check and mate, Atheists.
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>>255944515
SCP as a whole is shit, and always was.
The "serious" ones are god awful on more levels than human languages have ways of describing them.
The "joke" ones are worse.
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Could SCP 682 stop Mr. Domino?
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>this hasn't been posted yet
you people make me sick
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I know who could.
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>>255945676
It's not even really spooky. Some are, but not all of them.
Otherwise, yes. At least that's how it is nowadays.
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>>255941523
No one, wanna know why? [Data Expunged]

Remember when SCP's were scary because they weren't fucking broken? Just mysterious and somehow dangerous?

The worst part is that people actually accept this fucking thing as if it hasn't gotten old by now and as if it's not terribly written to be invincible.

BUT, if anyone could probably beat him, I'd say the Demigod from Nocturne, because he beat Dante and because of Hama.
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>>255944635
Welcome to the thunda dome bitch.
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>>255945676
Most of the newer ones, yes. But the originals are fantastic.
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>>255945765
>can't post M rated objects
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>>255945217
Thanks anon.
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>>255941523
M_A_R_Y_O!!!!
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>>255943220
>Powerman will never be the one to break the streak
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>>255945676
Actually most SCPs are pretty cool, but the listings have two or three Mary sues to set an upper limit, that and the mods of the wiki have been getting tighter on what gets to be an SCP
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>>255945765
OP
>>255945775
Robin can't solo shit.
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>>255945826
>But the originals are fantastic.
You may quite possibly have the lowest standards of any living being in history.
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>>255941523
Im gonna fuck it to death.
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>>255945876
It turns out you don't need to be broken to beat the Undertaker at Wrestlemania. You just need a shitty tattoo
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>>255945217
If it was seduced with a bunch of h-shit what are the chances of me not getting killed or maimed when I pull my dick out in front of it?
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>>255945887
It's not "most," anon. Not anymore.
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>>255943834
If Johnny can so can Giorno
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>>255945793
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it written specifically to be broken? I don't think it's supposed to be taken as a serious SCP, not that any of them should be.
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>>255945612
Plus, he/she'd come back again and again and again.
That itself could freeze SCP for eternity.
It would never be able to move elsewhere because CU is coming back to fight it.
CU would sacrifice itself not to defeat it, but to hold it at bay eternally. And if he/she falls, there'll be others. Like Tarkus.
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>>255941523
le laughting experriment face
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>>255946027
Considering all it does is rip and tear, i'd rip the animu girls up and then Suck yo dick because it's actually gay
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>>255944886
>Punches SCP-682 so hard it actually dies
>It comes back even stronger
>Rinse and repeat until Saitama breaks out a punch so powerful it shatters the universe

In any scenario involving these god-killer type powers will always fuck the universe raw.
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>>255945765
Can you even summon 682 in Scribblenauts?
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>>255941523
Does SCP-682 go to TES Aurbis?
If so any high energy Et'ada, Psijic, Magna-Ge or especially anyone who has CHIM
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>>255946105
Probably. I'd some Jojo villains too , Funny would be able to handle it
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>>255945876
I thought the streak ended
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Dante?

SCP Fighting game where
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>>255945217

The best way to deal with monsters is to turn killing machines into fucking machines.
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>>255946272
That's what he's referring to.
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>>255941523
YES
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>>255946232
It would end up like Saitama vs Garou
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>>255945893
Give it Sol, Armsthrift, Vengeance and Nosferatu and he would carry on eternally.
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>>255946232
Unless we involve real omnipotent, and I don't mean pseudo Gods or Demiurges or something, I mean full on control of every aspect of reality character
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GOAT SCP
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504
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>>255946540
>>255944421
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>>255945553
Based Shiki
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>>255942832
I'm sayin
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>>255946436
garou got blown the fuck out and the only damage saitama received was the hems of his clothes were singed
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Well since it doesn't exist in our universe something needs the ability to work around that kinda shit. Imagine poking your finger on an inflated balloon it enters the center but dose not poke through all the way through.
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Couldn't Raiden with his sword in cutscene mode kill it? Since in cutscene mode his sword can cut through anything.


If not that, then Dante with Yamato.
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>>255944196
This. Why is the thread still going on? We figured it out. Go home.
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>>255945763
no
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He was in a Super Robot Wars. It counts.
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Who could beat this guy in a fight?
Keep in mind he can kick a man at the speed of light and turn parts of his body into light to dodge attacks and travel.
If he gave enough of a fuck the Marines would have to do jack shit.
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>>255943728
Check out the wiki dude THATS the best part of the SCP universe
Shit is fascinating
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>>255944849
Really?
Of all the touhou characters you dont mention the one with the ability to manipulate death itself?

That being said, if scp 682s powers are similar to that of the hourai elexir then even Yuyuko couldnt kill it
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>>255946540
>they literally have God at one of their facilities
>he can't be assed to get rid of it because "I'm not the one that created it"
Yeah, never mind that it's in YOUR universe, God.
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>>255942353
this
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>>255946664
That's something that kinda bugs me. I get that he's supposed to be invincible and all but what kind of shit is his costume made of that it doesn't get constantly destroyed by some of these fucking fights.
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DON'T WORRY GUYS, WE GOT THIS!

ARE YOU READY?

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>>255946639
don't give me that crap
I said full omnipotent, you know being able to do literally anything no matter what it is even if it's logic breaking
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>>255944635
step it the fuck up
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Gold Experience Requiem could technically kill it
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>>255944421
[cooltext]not knowing about le kirby epic meem[/cooltext]
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>>255946638
kek

I could use some of those
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>>255946381
Wait a fucking minute.
We could seal SCP-682 with one of those replicated Six Ancestor's Great Seals.
Alternatively, just tell Luka that SCP-682 has a same-species marriage
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Only good SCPs are joke ones
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>>255946753
funny that DC has it's own Demonbane which is unsurprisingly Supermans Mecha
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>>255945217
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>>255944635
You fucking wot
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>>255946694
Anyone can cut it up or blow it up or punch it to bits, the problem is that it just regenerates. You need anti-regen power or bullshit hax or reality breaking punches or similar such bullshit.
Julius could seal it into the eclipse, but it'd probably just come back because of faggotry.
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scp stuff always seems so childish to me. 'he's like the strongest of the strongest dudes and if you even say his name you die and go to a realm of suffering forever. there was someone rumoured to be as strong from another dimension a million years ago but it's said they got so strong they no longer exist physically.'
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why can't we just eject it into space.
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>>255946930

Same shit Superman's costume is made of.

Plot armor.

Warning, the following shit be dumb.
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>>255945329
>They already did that, he flew back on a solar flare because fuck you.

I laughed hard at that.
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Elisabeth becomes omnipotent at the end of bioshock shitfinite.
>cease to exist
and bam scp682 cease to exist.
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>>255941523
litterally who
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>>255946127
I think the fact that it was so powerful was originally supposed to be why it's so scary, and at that point I guess it would work, but I think it's one of those cases where it spirals out of control and becomes a fucking joke about itself. Seeing the first audio logs of interviews between 682 it seems he was supposed to be taken seriously. He was a mysterious extremely dangerous outer being with a knack with fucking with peoples minds and devouring D-Class like a fine wedding cake, anything that THEY did was nothing, because he regenerated like wolverine on speed, so naturally being around 682 is fucking terrifying. But then the experiments began, and it went downhill from fucking there.
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>>255946930
maybe he knitted it out of the hair that fell out
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>>255946858
There was a thing where they just threw them into the same room and God couldn't see it. Plus, it seems like he's not actually god.
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>>255941523
Guild Wars 2
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>>255947181
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>>255947181
Well that was dumb
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Would Kirby count?

Or would he get some horrible copy power?
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>>255944061
Alright, so it's a cool explanation and everything, but did they really have to start that long ass number with 0,000? That's literally just padding the number. That's like saying a tenth of a second is 0,000.1 seconds.
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>>255946252
you can summon cthulkujkfhdjkhkjhd his name shall not be spoken
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>>255942353
>SCP-682 gains energy from anything it digests
if he just kept eating the chosen undead I think eventually 682 wouldn't even notice him
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>>255944836
>>255944819
Hulk can't die. He's Marvel's SCP-682.
Even Banner said that it was likely that if you erased every single atom that comprised him, the Hulk would still manage to come back in some form.
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>>255947335
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>>255945775
only if he had lethality equipped
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>>255944330
At first I thought this was a pizza
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>>255947335
>I did not have the right
>Wipes out humanity later on

Supes is such a faggot, holy shit
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And then nobody knew what SCP-682 was. And the internet was a better place.
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>>255945217
>>255944310
1471 a best SCPfu
rest of your SCPfus are all sluts
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>>255947465
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>>255947335
If he's faster than the speed of light, how could he not be able to help everyone at once, simultaneously?

you wouldn't have to choose if you could circle the globe 7.5 times a second

Fucking dumb writing.
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>>255947387
Kirby would work. Kirby always works. The answer to all of these stupid threads is fucking Kirby.

>super edgy omniscient non existent godlike alien tri-dimensional reptile being

Nope, Kirby asshole. The end.
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>>255944061
You're not realizing something
SCP-682 has always existed. You can't kill it when it was a baby or something, because it never was.
It also exists outside of our reality, so it won't die, even if you kill it.
On top of that, it will always come back no matter what.

You can't kill it with any measure of forceful power, and you can't erase it from existence or take it out of existence. All of Flash's overpowered shit is countered by it.
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Ratchet.

Sure Doomguy could probably win from just pure strength alone, but the firepower in the Ratchet universe is absolutely bonkers.

He has a gun that creates fucking black holes.

Also has a gun that will destroy every single enemy visible on the screen. And a gun that fires about 2000 rockets and missiles that go off in different directions. He also has a gun that can create fucking tornados. Not to mention alone his shit ton of other weapons like plasma sniper rifles, guns that rapidly fire saw blades, other rocket launchers, bomb launchers, and fire weapons.

Also his armour is powered by fucking singularities and shit.

It's absolutely ridiculous.

>>255947157 Like I said, with Clank he can slow down time and other things.

And he even has another gun that creates a portal into an alternate dimension with a monster grabbing things into the portal.
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You guys need to remember that you can't apply anything logical to this, not matter how much it makes sense those head writer dickbags will keep him alive no matter what.
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>>255947569
Anon, pls.
Don't blink.
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>>255947593
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>SCP-682

You mean gay lizard Doomsday?
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>>255947424
Most things gain energy from the things they digest, wtf.
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>>255947593
Fuck this hippie bullshit jesus christ
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>>255945887
A while back, they actually went through, picked a bunch of some of the stupider ones, and wrote a story involving two of the self-insert scientists where they kill some of the more demanding or problematic humanoid SCPs, including a chase scene through the facility which destroys/kills a bunch of them off unceremoniously. It's actually a pretty fun read.
One of them rides on 682's back during the chase.
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>>255946540
you called?
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>>255945217
>Despair but also an erection
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>>255947597
This was a story arc in Brave and the Bold

Batman and Superman switch powers
Except Batman has no powers so Batman becomes an angry, vengeful god
And somehow, even mortal, Supes talks him down with his mary sue bullshit
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>>255946854
The one that could hold it as bay could be no other than Komatits.

She'd make the Sanzu River extend for all eternity, so that it never really goes to the other side or anything.
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>>255947487
>put up with saving everyone for hundreds of years
>they keep trying to fucking murder each other
>eventually think "fuck it"
>they begin murdering other species on different planets

I'd be pretty fed up of their shit if it where me.
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>>255944918
they tried that man, they tried to erase its existence but it isnt part of what would be considered CHIM
its outside chim
thats justh ow mary sue it is
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>>255947718
is that giant builders square supposed to be a spaceship?
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>>255947771
That was the one with the vampire right?
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>>255947659
That's not how reality works. Jesus SCP writers are retarded
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>>255947181
>>255947335
>>255947465
>>255947593
>>255947718
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is out of character and not what Superman would do
I wish people would stop writing him like this, fuck this shit
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those monsters you thought were the super-strongest? this guy eats them for breakfest. he's even stronger. he's also super secret. they asked god to kill him and god started crying in fear. he's so strong.

oh my god i hope nobody above like 12 really takes part in this shit
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>>255947718
thats retarded on a biological level.

every species of animal on earth hoards shit. the concept of the "alpha male" of a species is all about 1 guy hoarding all the sex. superman is fucking retarded
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This mother fucker easiliy
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>>255947665
They have some kind of black hole generator thing and they refuse to use it on 682 on the basis that it'd still come back. Don't know why they can't just shoot the stupid thing out into space. It wouldn't die, obviously, but it wouldn't be our problem anymore.
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>>255947718

Someone take this to /lit/, it's gold.
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>>255947751
>mfw I read this in Hikawa's speech bubble.
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>>255941523
That one nigga from nurutu
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>>255947165
Hell, it worked on the last immortal god-creature, let the misanthropic faggot be Saturn's problem I say.
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someone with as much plot/fan armor, like sephiroth or some shit like that
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>>255941523
Doraemon could with this.

He's been in video games, he counts.
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>>255946841
Anyone with Haki
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Can someone summarize why he's invincible? The only thing i remember is that he spits acid or something
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>>255947630
> supernova Kirby
Literally the most powerful thing in the multiverse
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>>255947913

That's just it. "Concept" and "existence" are different things. To kill the concept of a god is more than killing the existence of a god. It doesn't just make it stop existing. It makes the very concept of "it" stop existing in such a way as if it never existed in the first place.
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>>255947921
>reality isnt the same as it is in a fictional work
>ugh these writers are retarded! im so smart for pointing this out!

lol
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>>255947887
pfff please, Shinigamis cant even take care of hermits who have left the cycle of reincarnation, hermits.

And in order to get to the sanzu river you would actually have to die first
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>>255947959
Too bad his plan to take over the world was dumber than a sack of potatoes.
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Would Trip be able to get SCP-682 out of his apartment if it happened to say "Melons"?
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>>255941523
giorno could
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>>255945189
The what?
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What in the hell is SCP
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>killing a monster that survived the very foundations and constants of the universe being warped to impossibly horrifying extremes

Not even Kirby stands a chance, he'd just be torn apart from the inside or would adapt to his situation and become something extremely toxic for Kirby to swallow.

Asura may be the only one who could stand his ground, and even then, all he could do is keep getting angrier and fighting back, but he'll never kill 682.
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>>255947891
If he wanted to stop intervening then he could've just fucked off to the other end of the universe and stayed there instead of being such a hypocrite.
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SCP was a really neat idea until it attracted shit authors.
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>>255948270
well apparently it doesnt mind moving as long as it gets food
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Considering the liquid that could kill it just destroyed a facility and made a relatively small crater, a nuke could easily do the job.
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>>255947942
that's not how Superman would behave
only shitty writers turn Superman into omega super omnipotent being that looks down on humans, same shit as superman prime one million with his holier than you attitude and creation of his universe
NOW KINGDOM COME SUPERMAN, that is a whole another deal, this is how I actually fucking imagine Superman in future
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>put god lizard on rocket
>send rocket into space
>god lizard lives forever but will never bother us again.
wow that was hard.
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>>255947959
lich king can be soloed by a guy in normal gear. the noobiest of noobs will be able to solo him once warlords comes out. lich king aint shit
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>>255948305
Are those ladybug pins on him?
Man, I really need to read that shit one day.
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>>255946645
do they end up fuckin or is it just blue balls
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>>255948260
It would have worked if not for Gary Stue and his magic space alien sword.
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>>255948240
And that's why your fiction fucking SUCKS

You don't know where the fucking line is you faggot
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>>255948240
Oh no you got me. I pointed out the obvious fact that SCP is shit, that means it's good. You win I am bested
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>>255947694
173 a shit
malO a best
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>>255948417

As what? A Republican?
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>>255946727
GUYS, THE THREAD ENDED
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>>255948419
How the fuck are you going to put it on a rocket?
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>>255948270
Yes, because once Trip realizes that SCP-682 adapts to being kicked out of an apartment, he will Kick him out of all known universes, because that's it, 682's gotta leave.
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>>255948450
the point of scp is to gather shit that doesnt obey reality and contain it
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>>255948450
Is dat some Deep Blue Fleet?
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>>255948419
But the godmodding kiddies of SCP nigger up some bullshit about it adapting and farting its way back or something.
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>>255944357
Or you could simply send the SCP itself back with a LHC and turn it to jelly.
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>>255947465

>There's more than enough for everyone
>Now they've drained their resources, now one world is not enough

On the same page for fucks sake
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>>255941523
John Cena.
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>>255947718

This is fucking retarded hippy bullshit.

Anyone have that image where it's got that soldier from Avatar talking about how the primitive locals will never advance beyond what they are now while humanity will conquer the stars above them?
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>>255948436
Giorno's stand is maximum ladybug. Seriously take a look at Gold Experience
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anyone else dislike 682? its pretty much just a vehicle for wacky decommission attempts and not really that creative
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>>255948436
start today
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>>255948379
stupid shit
asura is above universal tier
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>>255947930
People change as time goes by.
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>>255948520
They just put the container that they keep the fucking thing in onto the rocket.
Easy modo.
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>>255947718
this went full-on Moebius by the end
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>>255945217
That bitch lookin' alot like the beast of pripyat
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>>255947913
Under the right circumstances she can just erase the entire universe that it's in, probably encompassing all timelines in which it's ever existed. She actually has done something similar to this.
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>>255948603
No one can defeat the underdog
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>>255948520
How the fuck did they capture it anyway?
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>>255948436
You're very late, JoJo was already done even before 4chan existed
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>>255948036
>implying he wont come back
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>>255948116
This.

All he has to do is say "I can and will kill SCP-682 permanently" and it will happen.
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the player character can defeat him

>boot up scp game
>find the files for 682
>delete models, textures, scripts, all of it
>he doesnt come back

done
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>>255947787
>Implying he controls anything outside of his realm

That isn't all of reality nigga, he just a shitty Mephisto knock off.
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>>255948417
>that's just Ron Paul dressed as Superman
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>>255941523
A better question would be, is there a video game character stronger than Madara Uchiha? And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Madara. I’m talking about Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan and with rikidou techniques, his Gunbai, a Perfect Susano’o and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he also has mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu.
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>>255941523
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>>255948520
Well, they've managed to put it in a room.
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>>255948560
We could just write something about how farts kill SCP permanently if they're gonna be that retarded
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>>255948419
but we could just have Door-kun sacrifice himself to seal the god lizard away forever
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>>255948539
No, the point of SCP was to collect fun and spooky stories to share with anons and then fuckers like you came around and ruined EVERYTHING
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>>255948775
You're abit late on that one.
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>>255948567
>it gets split molecule by molecule
>trillions of tiny SCP-682s are created in the past
>the Mary Sue Goo is materialized
Good job.
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>>255948036
>he didn't read jorge joestar
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>>255947465
Hippy bullshit. All life is competition. That's pretty much how all living things survive.

Don't interfere when humans kill themselves, but it's okay to murder them all if they're naturally "evolving" in order to invade another planet. This is completely hypocritical poor written hippy bullshit.
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>>255948704
It depends. Is his time now?
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>>255948725
well he's already been written out of the universe at the end of part 6

so
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>>255947659
>literal mary sue
Stop
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>>255947410
It's euro trash
the comma and period are switched in numbers
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>>255948726
they tried that with a book that alters reality.
the book rewrote itself to "The Generally friendly monster that tried to kill SCP-682 Permanently and Failed"
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>>255948726
They did that shit with a book that had similar effects.
SCP-682 still survived albeit I think it turned into a kitten for awhile.
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>>255948730
>player tries to delete files
>SCP-682 speaks to him from inside the game
>terrifies the player and drives him to suicide before he can do shit
:^)
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>>255948730
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>>255948539
Fuck off clef.
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>>255948815
I was talking about the narrative of the fictional foundation, dumbass.
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>>255948720
>JoJo was already done
>JoJo
>done
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>>255948942
>Alters reality
It doesn't alter reality, it creates a pocket reality in the room its placed in.
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What's with people always saying "kirby" in these threads? Kirby CAN NOT instantly kill an enemy larger than a waddle dee with his suck attack. For large enemies he HAS to weaken them to the point that they're already dead to have a chance to suck them up. The only game he's ever appeared in where he could suck up a full health human sized enemy was in Smash Bros, and in that game it only did minimal damage and wasn't a KO.
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>>255948520
the seam way they keep it contained. bulshit
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pic related can kill him
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>>255945006
>what is susanoo
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>>255948725
>implying he already didn't
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>>255948815
and now they've been conquered by the SJW's

no really every single reference to rape is being removed from the site even implied rape

fuckers are even thinking of censoring http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-231
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You fags are worse than slenderman perpetrators
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>>255948501
Stop it, you're pic is triggering me
Please delete it
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SCP-682 is just a dinosaur that doesn't die right? What about fucking Turok, he kills lots of dinosaurs and he's just some indian dude
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>>255947032

Wouldn't work. Six ancestors seal is powered by the magical power of the person it's sealing.

Unless 682 is magical it wouldn't do shit.
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>>255947718
>I had the potential to solve all their problems but I didn't
>Instead I blew them up as they tried to solve it for themselves

Fucking bullshit. Also,

>implying Earth has enough resources to maintain a high standard of living for everyone
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>>255948903
CAN JOHN CENA OVERCOME THE ODDS?
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>>255948858
Is Mary Sue Goo dangerous though? Or is it just too messy to be cleaned off by any cleaning product?
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>>255949135
Supernova Kirby.
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>>255944849

Chosen undead iframes too powerful

Confirmed
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Anything from any of the 40k games. If you want to just cut to the big guns you could just declare Exterminatus on the planet it was on.
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>>255949301
>kike Stu
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>>255948918
>implying he can;t be wriiten back in asa different dimension version ala gappy
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>>255945775
only if he uses HIS LEVIN SWORD
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>>255949238
How can you hate on 1471 ;_;
she's the best i swear

But for stopping 682, put him in the same room with 079 and let them chill out with each other
upgrade 079 to a smartphone too, please.
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>>255948815
Remember when SCP- 087 was the shit?
It's literally a fucking stairwell with a ghost in it and it was still the shit.

>mfw remembering the SCP threads on /x/.
I wonder what /x/ would be doing nowadays, those were the spooky days.
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>>255947659
that heavily depends on what parts you're thinking of as canon
some versions seem to imply that a powerful enough nuke just might do the trick, its just that nobody wants to actually try it out of fear for what happens if they miscalculate

remember the "sun" thing was a in a bloody -J, I mean you aint gonna accept either that the Statue's excretions are the result of a particularly bad mushroom entree
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SCP fanbase was always full of retarded 15 year olds writing special snowflake OCs fighting over who has the bigger power level.

If anyone tells you SCP used to be good they are lying.
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geno whirl!
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>>255949075
There's not supposed to be a fucking narrative you dongle fuck

Don't ever fucking write in your life
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>>255948579
Even worse is this stupid layman notion that there's is an end to earth's 'resources'
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>>255949253
Reality-defying invincibility bullshit should be considered magic. It's equally as possible.
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>>255941523
Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e1xd0Jmz-o
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>>255949081
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>>255949301
You mean Crash? That doesn't even 1HKO bosses. Maybe a miniboss in one hit but there's no way it could take out something like 682 which has recovered from being atomized
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>>255949441
some of the newer ones are decent enough and in the style of the old ones but yeh, shit got popular
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>>255948657
682 does not give a shit. You could go a step further besides mutilating constants and erase the absolute entirety of existence and he'll still be there. It's the entire point of his character.
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>>255949262
so you think like the jews want
nice
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>>255949182
eww no
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Here's another question.

Can SCP-946 argue 682 out of existence?

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-946
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>damage lizard dna with laser
>lizard regenerates itself into a giant tumor
>burn for infinite energy
>cut off for infinite food
>lock away in some warehouse
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>>255949270
Excuse me, is Champ here?
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>>255949516
>You mean Crash?
>not playing triple deluxe
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>>255948171
But how do you catch and hit him? And don't tell me you can render him unconscious with Haki, he's way too strong for that.
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>>255949262
Supes knew that when they get "enough" resources they would just exploit and ignore the needy as they have always done, wage war, kill each other and find another planet to drain, rinse and repeat.
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>>255944421
where?? i thought i read everything about him i can't find any of these damn pages

also, on the site they say "nothing is canon" a lot i guess
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>>255949652
Who is Champ?
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>>255949494
It's always.fucking.asura.
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>>255949292
SCP writers would bullshit something up about it merging back together. Of course, nothing could possibly survive going through a black hole in real life, Kerr or not, and the worst outcome is a green sludge that tastes like shit.
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Yukari

She could just destroy the "border" of its existence.
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>>255949576
I really dislike that interpretation, I like him better as being exceedingly difficult to destroy but not impossible

its just not done because the foundation isn't all powerful either, remember its being successfully contained by a jar of acid
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>>255949462
then how do you explain the name? if they arent securing, containing and protecting things why is it called scp to begin with?

stop being such a "heh im an oldfag scper it was soooo much better back in my day ugh i hate this modern generation" faggot. the quality is worse now but dont go be a retard about how the scp foundation somehow didnt have any sort of narrative whatsoever.
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>>255946841
Akainu.
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Demonbane could easily destroy 682.

Ryougi Shiki could easily destroy 682.

Team Disgaea could easily destroy 682.

GER could easily destroy 682

Asura would maul 682 if it made his daughter cry.

Lucy could kill 682

The end.
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>>255941523
Weebshit to the rescue
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>>255949732
WE'LL FIND OUT THIS SUNDAY
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>>255949497
Wouldn't work. He'd just use the same trick that Emporio did.
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>>255949718
I remember finding a big list of attempts to kill him, it was in there somewhere.
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>>255949732
THAT WILL BE ANSWERED NEXT SATURDAY ON WWE SUPER SLAM!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY
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>>255949732
THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT! WHEN JOHN CENA AND THE UNDERTAKER GO ALL OUT IN A SPIT SWAPPING MAKE OUT MATCH
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>>255949659
I haven't kept up with One Piece in years, but wasn't Silver Raleigh or whatever his name keeping up with him just fine?
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>>255949742
>Faceless Void can kill SCP-682
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>>255949624
682 would pull up a chair and start arguing with them, argument would be a draw
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>Reading the SCP article.
>It can't be killed no matter what you do ever!
>"Disgusting humans!" Dialogue
>Not scary in the slightest.
So it's a Naruto character? Like that Madara guy? Because all I could think about while reading the article was that Naruto copy pasta. People actually like this?
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>>255949842
Would you like to support a U.S. Marine?
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>>255949378
>Magenta Magenta

And he still got blown the fuck out
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>>255949817

HOLY FUCK.

Wasn't even considering the Troll Witches.

682 is literally just a game piece to them, albeit one hell of a piece.
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>>255947718
>A bloo bloo humans are bad
>So i will kill every single specie on Earth
>I am a good guy
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>>255949861
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>>255943220
The only way to beat a shitty fan-fic creature is to send based Powerman, this anon gets it.
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>>255946105
A ton of Jojo's can defeat it. Even fucking Rohan can just write "Can't harm Rohan Kishibe"
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>>255949938
Wasn't the original point of 682 just to be the be all end all of OP bullshit on the site?
Like if someone tries to make a bullshit OC everyone can just be like "here's 682, now you're dead, so fuck off"
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>>255949791
Which is also bullshit, because they've written themselves into a HUUUUUGE hole by claiming he can adapt to anything. Swimming in acid should be akin to taking a nice bubble bath to him by now, THERE'S NOTHING THAT CAN CONTAIN HIM, YET THEY INSIST THAT THERE IS.
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>>255949805
nah. all it takes is some retard to edit his page and say "nuh-uh he isnt dead".
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>>255949441
/x/ hasn't been good since at least 2010.
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>Reading the experiment log of 682
>Its pretty good
>Suddenly the tone completely shifts to wacky nonsense and 12-year-old grammar

Who would do this?
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>>255945667
You know Superman has 'lost' repeatedly throughout the past, being 'killed' repeatedly, right?
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>>255946858
God loves everyone of his sheep, anon.
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>>255949993
He could had just killed all humans but the explosion's cooler looking.
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The computer SCP was fun
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>>255949739
>It's always.fucking.asura.
Because even if you kill him, it'll just make him angrier.
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>>255950146

>Item: High-altitude impact

Tissue Test Record:
Denied by O5-??

Termination Test Record:
Testing denied by O5-??

Notes: Seriously? I mean… seriously? Drop it out of an aircraft and let it fall… who in the [DATA EXPUNGED]

Item: One ordinary human child

Tissue Test Record:
n/a

Termination Test Record:
Child began to scream and cry when SCP-682 was introduced into the cell. Subject was immediately and messily devoured by SCP-682.

Notes: Okay, so that didn't work so well. Maybe the fact that the kid was crying made 682 perceive it as hostile intent… Guest Researcher Dr. W

Item: One ordinary human child, drugged to cancel extreme emotional reaction

Tissue Test Record:
n/a

Termination Test Record:
Child stood and smiled, giggling at SCP-682 with no sign of fear. SCP-682 devoured the subject messily.

Notes: Hmmm… maybe we can try that again. I'm sure somewhere out there there's a kid who'll make friends with it like SCP-053 did… Guest Researcher Dr. W

Item: Guest Researcher Dr. W

Tissue Test Record:
n/a

Termination Test Record:
Subject screamed in terror and pounded on the door to the test facility, begging to be let out. SCP-682 devoured it messily three minutes after being introduced.

Notes: Fucking sadistic asshole. I've got no sympathy for that moron whatsoever. Introducing children to this fucking monster? What the hell… Assistant Director Clef
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>>255950134
But one of us retards can go back and write "lol he totally he did"
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>>255949795
SCP was originally supposed to be a creative wiki where niggas could write mysterious spooky SCP' entries and have fun reading others. The Narrative SCP entries (Wikistories and such) came as an addition, not the reason why it was created.
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>>255949938
I think a lot of people will agree that the hard to kill lizard is one of the worst SCP articles. I think it's only still around because he was one of the first articles ever made on the site. That's what kept that horrible naruto fan-fiction tier "Cain" on the site for so long when it was just horridly bad

Cain is still on the sight but he was rewritten and all the worst stuff removed at least
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>>255949905
The debate is whether or not he's ever actually fought properly since he seems to play around when he fights.
If he took it seriously then a man who is made of light and can do things at the speed of it would be pretty strong.
Though Blackbeard will beat him because Darkness beats Light
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>>255950146
I wonder who
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Can Radical Larry defeat him?
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>>255950113
I thought the point was that if someone made something that could kill 682, it was too mary-sue-bullshit for the site and got pulled.
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>>255949795
It fucking didn't and only when the shitters came in did it start trying too hard and even back when it first started it had a lot of shitty SCPs

You're the same kind of faggot that ruined Lovecraft's universe
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What are the most horrifying SCPs?

I remember that insect colony that gave you boneitis and turned you into their hive ws pretty spooky, as well as the shit that happens in the coloured mirrors
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wiv miee SCP frum a gaem im maeking. Is called SCP 1million amd is de strongist evear. Is like sora and dante comiyned but is imvincable and ken kill everyfing in an iinstent....evan brolly. Is da combanation of a deman vampire and alium

pleez upvote my SCP, heers a pictiur
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>>255949817
This. Featherine can just write it out of existence.
And yeah, they tried the same thing with that one book, but it's a completely different level of ultra meta bullshit.
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FUCK YOU AND THE NIGHT.

Even if he lost, the fight would be amazing, considering he's the single most powerful Belmont.
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>>255950130
he wasn't originally written as impossible to destroy though, just very hard
all that bullshit came later on

though I'll admit I really don't like him either
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>>255950428
More or less the same deal. I think 682 was essentially meant to be the Powerman of the site but eventually fell into its own mary sue circlejerk faggotry.
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>>255948928
That's actually why it exists, along with Cain or Abel or whoever the fuck it was who was also a Mary Sue faggot. The site kept them both to act as an example of what future SCPs shouldn't be and to be the signature Mary Sue SCPs so that authors have no reason to make any more super god mode SCPs, because everyone knows those aren't interesting in the slightest. 682 at least stays somewhat interesting because of the experimentation log on all the different ways they've tried to kill him, and that's probably one of the main reasons why they didn't delete him.
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>>255950428
The irony is 682 ended being the same kind of mary sue
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Damage overflow, there is no defense against this.

It is an attack so powerful that it does the opposite of damage.
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>>255949902
Why would you need your life support to go directly into your nipples?
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Dean would destroy him
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>>255950143
/x/ was one of my first boards, and it hurts to see it now. Saying that /x/ hasn't been good is an understatement anon.
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>>255950476
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>>255948437
He fucks her, an old lady pretending to be a highschooler, his sister, his twin maids, and a loli catgirl.
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>>255950301
>Maybe the fact that the kid was crying made 682 perceive it as hostile intent
but how do you contain it, how
how how the fuck do you contain it
do you hurt it's feelings and it stays in its cell
how how how
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>people calling 682 a mary sue
682 isn't a mary sue, 682 is just an indestructible, angry, malevolent fucker. That's the point of 682. He isn't a perfect character that everybody loves and is flawless, he's an antagonistic entity who exists for the sake of people coming up with ideas for how to kill him and then counterpoints to why those ways would fail. The fact that some people have written shitty, garbage fiction about him doesn't make him a mary sue. That's not want a mary sue is.
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>didn't become a thread about cool SCPs

shame

the point of 682 is it's invincible anyway, it's fun to read about how it bullshits its way out of things through sheer hatred
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If it's so powerful how can they contain it?

Also Ryougi.
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>>255950674
but then how would we get rid of Dean?
He's an absolute madman
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>>255950685
That one was pretty fucked up.
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>>255950612
>able
if there's anything that should be purged with fire its that faggot

shit like http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1981 is way more interesting
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>>255950428
that's fucking stupid though. They literally have a black hole in containment and a fuckton of one-way "never coming back" portal SCPs. Using destroying 682 as a screen is idiotic and not done
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>>255950363
>Cain

As in the first murderer?
That would probably be actually cool if it was handled properly.
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