Would /v/ play a knight 'em, fight 'em up, fantasy

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>>255871661
And by 6, I mean 7

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>>255871848

>>255872015
Can't tell if notChinese or notRussian.

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>>255872015

>>255872148
that is not a knight

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>>255872148

>>255872094
>blonde
Probably not-Russian. Yeah there are tigers on the far east of Russia.

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>>255872297
And last one

looks aight

It's tumblrshit but it looks okay.

>>255872148
>Asian character
>always a nip or heavily nip influenced despite the fact that nips have closed themselves off until the American black ships

Other than that. 10/10 concepts.

>>255872449
Is this the notAmerican?

I would if the game was good.

>>255871724
>that nose

Is this the same artist that did that German loli VN?

Holy shit those designs suck. Looks like a bad shovel knight ripoff

>>255872297
Best character. Where do I sign up?

What's up with the exposed faces, it's like you can't into knights at all.

>>255871848
>60% exposed skin
That's not a knight that's a trans ballerina.

>>255872015
Haha oh wow, could you have made this one even more cliché ? Pretty ironic when you consider diversity seems to the major design focus.

>>255872148
Not a knight/10
Swap that light shit for some heavy armor, remove the weapon altogether.

>>255872297
Again with the exposed faces, couldn't you find another way to convey that those are female knights ? Make that helmet into a mask.

>>255872449
No, just no.

All in all, seems uninspired. None of those look fun to play except maybe the gladiator. I'd advice finding better concepts for them or heavily revise those.
Since you're mixing all those different culture, you could at least look for interesting weapons while you're at it, would certainly beat the basic shit you've got right now.

>>255875392
>could you have made this one even more cliché

Name 3 other characters that look like that

>>255872829

She looks more Chinese than Japanese.

Besides, there was a lot more cultural cross-pollination between China, Korea, and Japan than you think. Why do you think traditional Chinese characters and Japanese Kanji are so similar?

I saw these on tumblr, and drew a few, myself
it's a good idea, and i like the artstyle

>>255871661
>Cheap kawaii Diablo

Yeah you can keep it.

>all female cast

WHY ARE YOU NOT PANDERING TO ME

>>255875392
Your opinions are shit and I bet your taste in games are even worse.

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>>255876000
Tabis are uniquely Japanese, not even Koreans who are quite influenced by Japanese culture wear Tabis.

The armour is clearly Samurai based. Chinese armour follow different patterns, structures and stitching.

The only thing that really seems more Chinese is the robes which are too hidden under all that armour to distinguish.

>>255876000
Much like how America was founded by British emigrants, Japan was founded by Chinese emigrants.

And much like how the Americans hated (and often still irrationally hate) the British, the Japanese hated (and often still irrationally hate) the Chinese.

Those are some pretty derivative character designs. What the fuck is a knight 'em, fight 'em up?

>>255875931
I'm talking designwise asshole, she couldn't be more russian if she fucking tried.
Granted, the others aren't marvels either but that one's pushing it.
When you somehow manage to make a character more cliché than the Heavy from TF2 you fucked up.

>>255876330
Well fuck you too.

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you could have the characters look like shit but the fact of the matter is that gameplay>graphics

>>255876532
How WOULD it play?

I could only imagine a more mild Dynasty Warriors/Senran Kagura with some odd time implosion as the cause for gladiators with armors as varied as the ones posted by OP to even be seen together.

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>>255876360
>>255876000
Here is a Chinese armour illustration from the same time period.

>>255876498
>I'm talking designwise asshole

Me too, asshole. Name 3 other characters with designs like hers.

You can't

>>255876000
>chinese characters
>kanji
>similar
They're the same thing you dipshit, Japanese only uses Kanji because it makes written japanese a lot easier to understand.

>>255876254
These >>255871848 >>255872015 are women?

>>255871661

If it isn't an improvement over Guardian Heroes, then you're wasting your time.

>>255876860
Uh, yes?

>>255876000
Kanji is literally Japanese for 'Chinese characters'

This looks like something from tumblr
and I fucking hate tumblr
so fuck no

>>255876860
Yes?

Spider Aztec does have boobs, she's just incredibly slender. And Russian Tiger's still a visibly recognizable baby.

Must a woman have an hourglass figure with DD tits to be a woman to you, anon?

>>255876983
It IS from Tumblr.

>>255876710
And that makes it not cliché how ? I mean I know you're riding your favorite fallacy here anon but that's not fooling anyone.

>>255871661
Pretty vague intepretation of 'knight' going on with these designs

>>255872297
This a fucking roman centurian

>>255871724
This is some kind of renaissance era spanish captain

Honestly if you stuck with the theme of medieval knights a bit stonger the designs would fit together a lot better. Right now it's some kind of tumblrina cosplay party

>>255876632
well if whoever is behind these designs aren't even thinking about gameplay at all and are instead just building it up on characters alone they may as well should just trash the whole thing other wise it'll end up the same route as such amazing titles as broquest and pressure

>>255871848
>>255872015
>>255872148
>knights

>cultural mashup


No. They fail at being both.

>>255876636
God damn Mongolians

>>255871661
>knight
>female

no

>>255877023
Men can't have tits now? Check your privilege, cis scum.

>>255877043
>This a fucking roman centurian

Fun fact, knights in Rome were basically just cavalry commanders with fancy titles.

>>255877067

These weren't done with a game in mind. They were based on a random knight generator on the internet.

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How about a weeaboo knight

>>255877023
>It IS from Tumblr.
Ok so you are telling me that OP went to tumblr and got these images and then made a thread on 4chan about them? why? why the fuck would you do this shit? I fucking have to put up with this shit daily on /co/ but why fucking /v/
I hope OP gets fucking leukemia

for everyone complaining about the designs "not fitting" or whatever, they're from a ladyknight trait randomizer http://dogbomber.tumblr.com/post/77216633474/its-no-secret-that-i-like-lady-knights-like-a

>>255877067
>other wise it'll end up the same route as such amazing titles as broquest and pressure
The artist never intended to make a game out of these images, just the idea of "soldiers/fighters wearing animal-themed armor".

>>255877134
Sarcasm?

>>255877197
>why? why the fuck would you do this shit?
While the images aren't relevant to video games, images shouldn't be shunned just because they're from a different site.

>>255877124
It's a fucking fictional concept you troglodyte, they aren't trying to shove this down people's throats as history.

>>255877197
Because they're diverse and female, he's just trying to stir shit up.

>>255871661
Not too fond of the cartoon design, but that's only my opinion.
The ethnic stereotypes though, those are lazy and frankly, insulting.

Shark girl is okay, assuming she can get that thing behind her back and put it as helmet.

Boar girl... meh.
I like the character, the weapons are a bit ugly to be honest, why don't you give her a crossbow instead?

The third one... just no.
That can be a wizard, rogue or whatever but not a knight, i just can't see it.

Russian girl.
Well not exactly that original but it's okay.
A bit strange that she is wearing a cap made of snow tiger fur since she seem to have one as pet.

Chinese snake girl.
Skirt is too short, a samurai use the skirt so his opponents couldn't see in which direction he is moving, also she seem way too light for a knight, a pike would probably help with the snake look.

Shy gladiator.
The gladius is too long.
I don't like her much, killing people is something tragic, acting like a schoolgirl when you're ending lives it's just unsavory.

Way too fat.
I get what you wanted to do but she is way too fat and that armor is stupid as hell, she might as well go in naked.


This is my opinion.

>>255877190
How about a westaboo samurai.

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>>255877378

these knights are all boring
they also arent knights
have them use actual medieval weapons and actual medieval armor

>>255877197
they went on a different website, and made a thread on 4chan related to that thing on that other website?
HOW FUCKING DARE THEY

and yeah, i kind of was b8 because everyone knows how pissy 4chan gets when there are diverse characters

>>255877281
>While the images aren't relevant to video games, images shouldn't be shunned just because they're from a different site.
Yes they should, shit like is like fucking Cane toads in Australia

>>255872449
>bunny

So is this the sex knight. Cause all good rabbits are for are eating, sleeping and lots of mating.

>>255877165
Because 'knight' meant something entirely different in ancient Rome, high school history books only use that term for simplicity's sake.

>>255877470
>diverse characters
THEY ARE JUST WOMAN IN ARMOR
how the fuck is that Diverse like really what the fucking hell

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>>255877189
I'd much rather have a tower princess game then

>>255877281
the op of this thread is asking if these designs were something I'd like to play as in a game so the artist intention is pretty moot here

>>255877197
>Going to /co/
You have no one to blame for your retardation but you.

>>255871661
7/10
>>255871724
7/10
>>255871848
3/10
>>255872015
4/10
>>255872148
3/10
>>255872297
8/10
>>255872449
3/10

>>255877489

She's based off the Killer Rabbit from Monty Python.

>>255877032
You can spout that buzzword all you want but all you are proving is that you are full of shit and don't know what you are talking about. Also

>ushanka
>siberian tiger

Wow that's soo russian of her, huh? That's what makes her soo "cliche"?

>>255877427
>>255877190
i have to say, these are probably the best things i've seen all week
good job anon

>>255877294
Then they aren't knights.

Besides, they all look fucking retarded.

Look at the first one: Giant ass gauntlets and pauldrons and no leg armour. What the fuck?

Plus you know they're all female just because of bullshit pandering. And then they come here to shill. Great. That's what I like to see: A game that tries to coast off of a "Diverse cast" and relentless shilling instead of gameplay.

Please take your marketing and your "knights" and shove them so far up your own asshole that you turn inside out.

>>255877470
Why did you come to 4chan looking for a fight?

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>>255877427
oh shit it's the drawfag guy, the thead suddenly got more interesting

>>255877569
Different ethnic women in armour.

That's diverse according to both 4chan and Tumblr.

>>255877584
>You have no one to blame for your retardation but you.
I read comics anon and have no friends to discuss them with
at least there is 2 people on /co/ who discuss comics with me

>>255877470

Great job with that. Posting something tumblr related or having a non-porny picture of a woman as your OP draws the butthurt 13 year olds like moths to a flame.

>>255871661
Why shark teeth?

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>>255877615
'kay

>>255877714
think it's safe for another thread?

>>255877709
Diversity

>>255877714
How do you draw this?
Looks sweet.

>>255877714
9/11

Please add Turkiturk and Chinkidink

>>255877628

>All knight armor in video games must be realistic

I hope you realize how silly you find right now.

Why are they all women with varying degrees of stereotypical unattractive qualities?

This is pretty stupid to ask but are you people going full autism over the term knight of all things?

>>255877750
Nah.

>>255877813
Diversity

>>255877709
Sharks can smell blood from miles away.

>>255877569
they are diverse by /v/'s standards

>>255871661
What's #7 supposed to be? Rule 63 on The Big E? Byzantine?

>>255877709
Look at their armor and accessories.

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>>255877190
Weeaboos make the mightiest warriors.

>>255877856
do it anyways you faggot

>>255877857
But they're all the same.

No because I like __________men_______

>>255877628
>Look at the first one: Giant ass gauntlets and pauldrons and no leg armour. What the fuck?

Get your eyes fixed.

all the characters seem to have been pulled out of games they were forgotten in
not a single one of them look even remotely interesting

>>255877939
I really should watch that sometime.

>>255877807
No, all knight armour must not look fucking stupid as hell. I'm not gonna go over this shit with a fine-tooth comb. If you fuck up or make stylistic choices, whatever.

But she's got a big fucking tank suit of chest armour and enormous gorilla arms and then spindly, unprotected legs. It looks like shit. I'm not calling up a historian and saying "here, help me find chinks in this fantasy armour". I'm taking 1 second as a random asshole on the internet who slept through history and looking at it and immediately going "this shit looks fucking dumb".

>>255878019
That's gay.

>>255877942
But I dont wanna get banned

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>>255871661
>7/10
Probably the most unique design, but could use some work. Good concept though.
>>255871724
>6/10
S'okay. Nothing to write home about.
>>255871848
>2/10
Shit as a knight. 8/10 as a spookiemancer of some sort
>>255872015
>7/10
Again, s'alright. Pretty okay but that's because it's uninspired
>>255872148
>1/10
Shit knight. Again, mage is better.>>255872297
>9/10
Waifu material were this a game.
>>255872449
>4/10
No weapon.
>b-but shield is a wweapon
Not when you have nothing to really use with it.

>>255877939

There's an otaku themed sentai now?

>>255877984
Anon it's diversity stop being ignorant

>>255877939
Fuark. I gotta download this and start watching.

>>255877913
What the fuck is OP's picture supposed to be then, a shark knight? Why is she brown? Why does she not have a proportional amount of armor underneath her fuckhuge paldrons

>>255877569
Don't try to use logic against the illogical.

It's just one of the many interchangeable buzzwords they love to tack onto everything.
>Diverse
>Progressive
>Inclusive
>Empowering
etc.

It all basically just means "People who aren't men or white."

Yes, I know that a truly diverse cast would also include white men, but they seriously believe that any and all men with white skin should be shit on because all white men are racist and they deserve it and revenge is okay because two wrongs make a right.

>>255878053

There have been plenty of guys with stupid-ass leg armor and they haven't caused an outcry. You just want to find something to complain about because it's tumblr.

>>255878025
Sorry, a millimetre wide strip of metal isn't armour. It's like a fucking armoured garterbelt.

>>255877608
>full of shit and don't know what you are talking about
Says the guy who can't into reading comprehension

>Famous type of russian tiger
>Incredibly famous russian hat
>Wow that's soo russian of her, huh? That's what makes her soo "cliche"?
You tell me.

To be honest? I like the armour/outfit designs for everyone except the fat fucking rabbit.

Why are they called knights though? It just asks for people to pick them apart for not being knight-looking.

>>255877714
>Weebknight becomes fascinated with oriental scrolls and weapons after recieving some from Marco Polo
>Conquers neighbouring kingdoms in order to aquire more eastern treatures
>Goes on a brutal against the Islamic world that seperates him from the mysterious east
Fuck this story writes itself

>>255878156

That's not what they're saying at all. And there are plenty of things with white dudes in it. Why are you so butthurt over a bunch of art made for fun?

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That shit looks almost as bad as this garbage

http://dogbomber.tumblr.com/tagged/lady%20knights

>>255877939
are you fucking kidding me? is this power rangers or the binyu whatever? either way it's ridiculous. is he a NEET when he isnt suited up?

>>255878325

Fuck you, Rat Queens is funny.

>>255877594
>no agility - heavy, fat, gigantic
>no offense - huge shield and armor, clearly defense-centric
>based off the Killer Rabbit from Monty Python

I really wish these people would actually watch their "nerd cred" source material before doing this shit.

>>255878247
>Sorry, a millimetre wide strip of metal isn't armour. It's like a fucking armoured garterbelt.

Better than anything your ancestors wore to defend their hovels.

>>255877939
This looks like just the best thing.

>>255878325
Redhead chick looks familiar for some reason.

>>255871661
I thought she was the God Emperor of Mankind at first and I was going to cry heresy but then I opened the thread and saw the SJW tier arguments and discussion so I just reported the OP and left.

>>255878325
That looks pretty cool though.

>>255878216
Oh, believe me, I thought they were stupid too.

And no, it being tumblr is plenty of reason for me not to play it, too.

I don't think I'll be playing "Fat, Ugly, Incompetent Women: The Wevsit: The Game".

>>255878148
>a shark knight?
fucking obviously

>>255878148
>Why is she brown
why does this matter

>>255878148
>Why does she not have a proportional amount of armor underneath her fuckhuge paldrons
ask the artist

>>255877939
Thats fucking radical.

>>255878303
>he finally cuts a path across Yurop to Nippon
>spends his days fucking geishas and shit
>meanwhile western culture starts flowing in
>westaboo samurai gets a hold of europe weaponry and books about chivalry

>>255878325
Is this softcore lesbian power fantasy porn?

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>>255878072
do it anyways you fagget

>>255877580
I meant tower girl game

This is now a Sentai Knights thread.

>>255878497
She just looks like every other spunky redhead character.

>>255878417
It's a parody of sentai shows.

>>255878516
>>255878497
>>255878437
>>255878325
>>255878587
>The titular "Rat Queens" are a rambunctious party of adventurers in a medieval fantasy setting. They comprise the rockabilly elven mage Hannah, the hipster dwarven warrior Violet who shaved her beard before it became cool, the atheist human cleric Dee who hails from a family of Lovecraftian monster cultists, and the hippy halfling thief Betty, whose idea of a hearty meal is a bag of drugs and candy
It's quite literally the biggest piece of tumblr crap being written right now

>>255878479
>I really wish these people would actually watch their "nerd cred" source material before doing this shit

Dude, it's just a bunch of costumes someone drew for fun. Why are you so mad?

I would play this game if I could play a Saber clone in it and then brag online about how I disregarded the diversity for the one that actually had cohesive design and looked like a knight because all of these characters look like shit save the dwarf

Knights are a western concept. The images in OP are just white-washing POCs to fit with a western idealisation of fantasy fiction that pays no respect to any of their respective cultures.

>>255878587
Women can't have power fantasies, only idealized standards.

>>255872449
I particularly like the artwork on this one. Something along the lines of Dragon's Crown?

>>255878652
>and the hippy halfling thief Betty, whose idea of a hearty meal is a bag of drugs and candy

Wow the tween tryhardness.

>>255878481
my ancestors were smart enough to not wear 5000 pounds of shoulder protection and half a pound of leg protection, which is why they survived long enough to have children

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>>255878325
That looks fucking terrible.

>There will never be another good DND comic

The Fell's Five series was amazing.

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>/v/ insists racism/sexism doesn't exist then gets extremely defensive when something doesn't cater to the taste of white men
>the harder they whine the harder they prove SJWs right

Business as usual.

>>255878072
Quit bein a lil bitch fagface and git drawing

>>255878652
Well...it looked cool.

>>255871661
Do you mean like tolkien fantasy, le ebin I made it up fantasy or untaped lore fantasy?

I fucking hate tolkien fantasy and made it up fantasy.

>>255878520
>Fat, Ugly, Incompetent Women

Except only two of them are fat, and if it's tumblr then they can at least fight.

You are very mad for someone who is not going to play this not-game based on a bunch of silly drawings.

>>255878747
No your ancestors got away from being killed by sucking off enough cocks.

That's a long lineage of cock-sucking there, anon.

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Fuck that shit. Here's some real knight.

>>255878759
The author is yet another fucking SJW who spouts retarded crap
He said something along the lines of Saying you don't like a female character because she is anonying is sexist

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>>255878118
Unofficial sentai.
>>255878417
Yes, kinda.
He's a total loser 30 years old virgin, I think.
>>255878491
It's okayish.
>>255877939
Fuck you for posting that but at the same time thank you. Might as well derail this god awful thread.

>>255878739

She's the comic relief, dude. Lighten up.

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>>255878843
Aw shit knigga

>No black characters
but muh diversity

>>255878843
>knight
>not kniggas

>>255878759
That's a Pathfinder comic, ijit.

>>255878828
>Except only two of them are fat,
>>255871724
>>255872015
>>255872449
>>255872297
and >>255871848 is the only healthy one

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>>255873571

>>255876451
I thought it was the British who hate Americans? Most Americans don't really care about British people.

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>>255878879
That's lame.

>>255878948
No, it's fucking not you mongoloid. I have the trade sitting there on my bookshelf.

Just gonna post a few random pages and panels from it.

>no obligatory MUH DUVERSITY hijab character
Phew. I'd play it if the gameplay was good.

>>255878842

I hope you realize that if you go back more than 800 years and you're not descended from a bunch of inbred retards then your ancestors include almost everyone who was alive on that continent at the time.

we've all got a few cocksuckers in the family tree, anon.

>>255877939
ok. what the hell is this?
and it doesnt look like kamen rider.

>>255879018
>Most Americans don't really care about British people.

Except you know, the whole fourth of July, everything is banned in Britain hurr, and making Brits play all your villains.

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>>255879024

>>255879024
Post the cover, I'm mixing up my /tg/ comics. I think you're right.

>>255878990

What planet are you living on where the Centurion is fat? Plus Boarknight isn't fat, she's just short. Have you ever met any really short people?

>>255879092
Akibaranger

>>255879084
>you're not descended from a bunch of inbred retards then your ancestors include almost everyone who was alive on that continent at the time.

Careful bud, Eurasia is a fuckoffhueg continent. With a huge, diverse population.

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>>255879104

>>255879018
we brits laugh at americans and americans fucking love our accents no real hate I don't think other then stupid people being stupid

>>255879139
>Have you ever met any really short people?
No I don't fucking live in America
Jesus christ you people really think that is healthy

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>>255879116
What do the big bold red letters say anon?

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>>255878497
She reminds of a certain natural satellite over a certain month.

I'm fucking disgusted now.

>>255878879

Y'all got a citation for that, or are you just stirring shit up to whip the /v/irgin army into a frothing nerd fury?

>>255879282
...she does, yeah.

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>>255879276

>>255879180
thank you sir.
i didnt even know what to google for this.

>>255871661
Seems like a cool playstyle if it follows the design. Meh otherwise
>>255871724
Pretty cool
>>255871848
Meh, looks over designed. Like what is she? An egyptian spider withdoctor knight?
>>255872015
Alright, nothing new. Could be a fun playstyle. What the hell is up with the tiger's eyes
>>255872148
Cool design, seems really anime compared to the rest of them though. I thought the weapon was a paintbrush for a sec
>>255872297
Nope. Could be a cool character but giggly roman just seems wrong
>>255872449
Meh. The nose & teeth are pretty terrible.

>>255879307
>Y'all got a citation for that, or are you just stirring shit up to whip the /v/irgin army into a frothing nerd fury?
Give us like 10 minutes to track down the twitter post I'm mentioning

>>255878774
as expected from a site where the vocal majority are white virgins

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>>255879359

>>255879219

>muh health

Why are you so concerned about the weight of fictional characters, Anon? You probably aren't that toned yourself. You're probably one of those skinny, pasty dudes who eats Doritos all day.

>>255878790
Nah, threads been getting deleted pretty quick lately.

This artstyle is fucking weird

not accidentaly weird or freaky weird, its like the direction intentionally smashed together two opposite motifs or influences together, the directions/origins of which couldn't be farther from each other

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>>255879451

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>>255879376
Just one big 'ole meh, right?

>>255879496
B-but fun...

>>255879376
>but giggly roman just seems wrong

Oh boy do I have some news for you

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>>255879563
Fun is dangerous anon.

>>255871661
>"i'm spending all the money on gauntlets and pauldrons"
>"what about boots? or some braces for those teeth?"
>"fuck em"

>>255871724
>"I want a huge bow"
>"bitch you're like 3 feet tall how are you gonna shoot that fucking thing you don't have the armspan"
>"it'll be fine, also make sure you put a big board head and tusks on the front, where the arrow would be firing though"

>>255871848
>"hey i'm a knight"
>"really because you're unarmoured and skinny and have a staff, are you sure you're not a wizard?"
>"no, i'm a knight, also a chick even though I have no boobs at all"

>>255872015
>"i was accidentally caught in a trash compactor for 3 years as a child and crew into the shape of a perfect cube"

>>255872148
>"hello, you may have seen me on the hit show "Avatar: The Last Airbender"

>>255872297
>"I'm literally just a female centurion, there is absolutely nothing else you need to know, no other thought or creativity has been put into my design"

>>255872449
>"I'm a bunny girl, but instead of being sex like other bunny girls, I'm actually fat and revolting"
>"bitch you forgot your sword"
>"goddamnit not again"

>>255879615
Now you're just taunting me

>>255879615
pls

we need to sell our mexican fruits to some space aliens and fuck that robocop up

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>>255879534
This'll be my last post.

Get the IDW dnd tradeback though.

>>255879557
Pretty much, only 3 of them are interesting at all.

>>255878843
>shank two niggas at once
>shank one nigga twice
Lost it.

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>>255879557
>Idiot goes and wastes his time writing his opinion on every single character
>This nigga makes a TL:DR version of it.
So the general consensus of this game is "Nah, the art looks weird, the concept is shit, diversity for the sake of diversity is dumb and OP should get the fuck back to Tumblr", yes?
I kinda feel like the OP is a Tumblrette trying to get approval from us for some reason.

>>255879189
Stephen Fry said it on QI and so I take it as complete fact

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>>255879715

>>255879832
Yeah it's a fact, for the people from the British Isles.

>>255879715
Could've just rated them, anon.

>>255879715
Did you just come from Gaia forums or something I swear to god

>>255879276
I made a mistake on 4chan, whatever shall I do, oh, guess I'll just own up to it and move on

>>255879906
It was in reference to a specific historical figure who was not British, though. He said that everyone with european descent was descended from Charlemagne because if you go back that far everyone is descended from everyone

>>255879307
>>255879405
Well I can't find it
Either way just make a Rat Queen thread on /co/ and it's bound to be posted along with other SJW crap
or just go over the archive threads

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>>255879748
>>255879750
I'll try tomorrow
Or in 18 hours

>>255879817
>I kinda feel like the OP is a Tumblrette trying to get approval from us for some reason.

The OP pretty much admitted they were trolling. Are you really that self-centered that you'd think someone online would be concerned about what 4chan thinks?

Shovel Knight does not give you the right to slap Knight onto everything.

>>255880020
Yeah well technically we're all descended from one female lineage, the infamous 'Eve'.

Which would make everyone in the human race related.

>>255879096
Brits arent my villians, I'm Canadian. But if you'd ever been to America during the 4th of July, the only people mentioning the English are ... Pretty much no one. It's mostly just a holiday to get drunk, have a bbq and light off fire works.

>>255880078
o.k... what are you going to do if it gets deleted again?

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>>255880235
Contemplate life choices then play vidya

>>255880078
You can't leave us hanging like that.

>>255880086
Can't blame him.

I mean, we're the bee's knees, the cat's pajamas, the biggest fucking losers...

>>255880163

Well actually considering all life originated from a single organism then technically everything living is related to everything else.

And considering the nature not just of humanity but of every animal with a functioning brain, I think I can say for a fact that long, long ago, when the first animal that had both a cock and a mouth evolved, it sucked a cock. And we're all descended from that cocksucker.

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>>255880086
You obviously don't visit any other sites.
I usually go to Imgur in class when I'm bored and you would be surprised how much those retards admire us but aren't brave enough to come here.
Kinda like that KawaiiPiranha video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRKP3VbI41M&list=UUMXvZ5ki-b4X_wbHwsj7PZw

>>255879210
Yeah it's the same here in Canada, chicks dig English accents.

>>255880408
>And we're all descended from that cocksucker.
2homo

>>255880356
Hanging's good for you.

>>255880450
They admire us the same way they admire people jumping off rooftops.

Applause when we do things, but would never dream of daring to do things like us.
In this case, adopt total anonymity and assimilate into true neckbeard culture.

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>>255880086
>Hey guys, what do you think of X?
>Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that X Y?

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>>255880476
it's pretty sweet

>>255880313
what kinda vidya?

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>>255878843

>>255880163
My brethen. My brother humans.
I love you guys. Wish I could give you a manly, wet, shirtless hug. No homo.

>>255880686
The kind that has robots and mechs and shit in it

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I'd rather play a sex em up.

>>255880819
So like Raidy but shitter.

>>255880678
I'm happy they don't come here though. Too many braindead retards, whiteknights and actual SJW from reddit. I really regret reading the comments in some pictures.

>>255880750
t-thanks, apothecary

>>255880086
>hey guys look at my game
>"looks like shit, 0/10"
>what
>"yeah it's garbage, fuck that"
>n-no!
>"this game looks like the kind of braindead, meaningless garbage you would get if you took someone dying from a massive stroke and shoved a pen in their hand and held it onto a paper while their dying brain spasmed and their limbs flailed wildly"
>uh, uh, it's actually not mine, i found this bad thing and posted it here as a troll

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>>255880801
those are the best kind

>>255880752
let's rub dicks, no homo

>>255880819
Hey.

You have a girl's name.

>>255878887
what show is this?

>>255880750
Thank you healer.

>>255880752
We could suck each other's cocks, no balls touching.

>>255881112
You two should just fuck already.

>>255881210
not if I fuck you first

>>255880750
thanks doc

>>255880752
I feel a sudden, pure connection with the entire human race. Stretching back in time for billions of years, we have one common ancestor. One tiny organism that was mother to our species, and every species. All life on Earth is one and the same. We are all One, not just spiritually, but physically. I feel this connection in my heart and mind, and am truly at peace with death and my place in the universe.


What I'm saying is we should rub our wieners together

>>255881112
>>255880995
You guys turned my love for my brother men into something gay. I wish I could hate you but I love you too much to do so. Thank you, for tonight I have once again gained faith in mankind. I understand now. You need to love everyone without expecting to be loved back.
It's like having a waifu but with every human as your waifu.

>>255881326
get in line faggot I'm rubbing his dick first

>>255881369
>It's like having a waifu but with every human as your waifu.
Shit anon, this is some seriously philosophical point.

You really opened my eyes.

>>255881369
so what you're saying is that you're a slut

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>>255881326
You blew it!
You fucking assholes, all I wanted was to hug you guys and you turned this into something really freaking gay!.
How can we ever expect to have a /v/mansion if so many homos are after my butt? All I ever wanted was to share my love for mankind with you guys.

>>255881369

Why can we just have waifus with the minds of these anons?

>>255872015
I am russian and I am offended :(

>>255881658
Go play some dota to cool off then.

>>255881596
>How can we ever expect to have a /v/mansion if so many homos are after my butt?

I thought we figured that after the first few mansion threads ever made that /v/ is too neckbeardy and homo to make this work.

>>255881596
but you can share your love, with those slutty lips of yours

>>255881480
Yeah, I wish I could come up with better wording but I've been sleep deprived for a while.
>>255881571
No, my love is not lust, it's something way deeper and complex than that. It transcends physical limitations and human comprehension. It's true love for you, my brothers.
>>255881610
Because that would be heresy.

>>255881596
I wish I was a pantheistic god because I think that if god was a part of everything and i was god it would be like i was rubbing my wiener on every particle of the universe at the same time

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>Nigger
>Womanlet
>Fat womanlet
>female le supreme gentleman
>Fuck off
>Absolutely fucking disgusting
No, I wouldn't play your shitty fujoshibait game tumblr.

>>255881791

I don't want to regret cumming already.

>>255881827
>tfw you'll never be omnipotent, eternally having your cock stuffed inside anything and everything

>>255881791
so you'd stay true to my dick then?

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>>255880750

>>255881850
>fujoshibait
????

>>255881907
An existence of orgasm.

If it was good, I don't really like fight 'em up type games though.

>>255881868
I don't understand.
>>255881929
To your dick, your arms, your body, your everything, you and everyone. I love them all.

>>255882071
you'd love my dick with your lips right?

>>255879715
Probably the best and most helpful to the retarded artist ratings list in this thread.

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>>255880078
>TA VS PA
fucking awesome

>>255871661
>>255871724
>>255871848
>>255872015
>>255872148
>>255872297
>>255872449
Nope.

>>255876360
was samurai armor made of lacquered wood or what?

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>>255882145
Anon, I have a moustache and a 5 months old beard. I am also 1.86m, chubbystrong and really, really hairy.

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>>255871661
you must understand that you can't put anyone in any armor because it's "funny" or "a change". This gal looks like she's afraid to move so get out and let someone who wants to wear the suit in it
>>255871724
conquistador with a bow ? it's shit. short people with a bow, it's a shit archer
>>255871848
this one is nice. wait, are those spiders and not beetles ? nice try, next.
>>255872015
i guess she's alright. in a boring, deja vu, tigers-are-supposed-to-be-agile kind of alright
>>255872148
nice avatar ripoff. socks with flipflops ? seriously ?
>>255872297
"i just killed a dude but it was sooooo cute omygosh" this is why we hate tumblr. read wonder woman
>>255872449
sonic autism-tier, please die

Stop trying to be different until you are good enough

>>255882336
I think it was iron

>skullgirls 2.0

no thank you

>>255882442
to sum that's a plus

>>255882543
I didn't know you were into bears.

>>255882442
Shit, me too

Let's rub our big hairy wieners together

>>255882673
nah but this guy is >>255882707

I'm also a bear though

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>>255882707
>>255882783
I didn't know there were so many bears/bearlovers on /v/.
I'm not gay though.

>>255882859
well if they fucked off with making those husbando threads there'd be alot less of us

>>255883005
I still want to share a manly shirtless non gay hug with some of you. Now with extra hair.

>>255873571
Who, Anne Frank?

>>255883089
I dunno that's pretty gay even for my tastes

>>255871661
Just give her some leg armour and it'd be perfect. That golden armour is my fetish.

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these ugly as fuck knights have been on tumblr for ages. Their stupid ass designs were just made by a bunch of random generators that had animal, race, class, etc put together. you faggots get mad about anything

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>>255884325
can't base a game around characters alone

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>>255882005
>that helm

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>>255884619
You're the first to notice it. I've only posted it a few times, and even when I posted it the first time I left a hint that practically spelled it out.

Thanks doc.

>>255884796
do all the knights having a tea party

>>255885229
I'll consider doing it. I did these Shovel Knight pictures for fun, and submitted them to the drawthreads.

Do you hang out in the Drawthreads?

>>255885450
not so much anymore but I'll check now and again if you do want to do it

>>255885563
I'll try to do it later. If the current drawthread dies before I finish it then I'll post it in the one after it.

I'm actually about to sleep soon.

>>255885842
sleep well cutie and thanks

>>255885887
Y-you too.