>game has a romance feature >you can't get with

>that filename

what

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>>255517120
>game has cool features you can't do in real life

>lament the fact that you can't do something you can do in real life

>>255517120

The problem with all Harvest Moon games. Fuck the lolis, I want their moms.

>>255517120

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>game has romance option
>pathetic permavirgins argue about best girl all day

>>255517120
What is courage?

>>255519468

COURAGE IS THE MAGIC THAT TURNS DREAMS INTO REALITY

>>255519035
Can you imagine how awkward would it be for the kid if you started romancing their mother?

>>255517120
This, actually. Older women are delicious.

>Japan sees women over 25 as hideous abominations
>wonder why they currently suffer from low birth rates

>>255519262
You're hot then you're cold.
You're yes then you're no.
You're in then you're out.
You're up and you're down.

>EVERY
>FUCKING
>RUNE
>FACTORY

>>255519389
>implying
We argue about best girl with or without a romance option

>>255519678
They suffer from a low birthrate because all the men are jerking it to cartoons.

>>255519630
That's assuming you'd actually care.

"Go get fucked, kid. That way, you and your mom will have something in common."

>>255517120
I would fuck Raine's brother

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>game with a female protagonist has romance feature
>can't get with best friend who's actually relevant to her life, only shitty guys who barely show up

>>255517120
>pic unrelated

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>>255519035
>>255517120
>>255519761
FUCK YOU FAGGOTS.
DAMN, I BET YOU EVEN WANTED CHRISTMAS CAKE RORONA INSTEAD OF LOLIRONA, FUCK!

>>255520094
I wouldn't mind Lolirona if she didn't become retarded.

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But Lest, we are old and had children, you couldn't possibly be interested in us.

>>255520259
She was retarded even in adult form, so...

>>255519035
This fucker knows whats up. Why do games like HM and Rune Factory have to make the milfs so fucking great? Their daughters are garbage.

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>>255519761
>Wanting a shameless woman that goes around braless in tight shirts
She's a mother, she shouldn't be so brazen.

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>>255520663
I picked her lazy piece of shit daughter just to be closer to her.

>>255520346
They are also both married, so unless you're into NTR it's bad.
Actually Lin Fa could make a bit of sense, since her husband is never home.

damn the japs and their hate for woman over 25.

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>>255520847
>using her daughter to sex her god-tier mom

its a brilliant strategy rf4 made that possible as well but the daughter is god-tier too so that's icing on the cake

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>>255520890
If she stll has a husband

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>>255519761
>mfw I don't like the milfs

They're pretty snore inducing.

>>255519691
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

>>255517120
I still think Raine was the best choice of the gals in that game. She can teach me whatever she wants.

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>>255521167
>screwing lin fa every day while her husband is away at work

glorious

>>255517120
At least you could get Raine. Other games were far worse in not allowing you to fug.

>>255517120
Technically Sheena and Presea (mentally) are also older than Lloyd.

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>>255521442
That jew doctor deserved to get ntr-ed too.

>>255521286
(you) You don't really wanna stay, no
(you) But you don't really wanna go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down

>>255521158
>using her daughter to sex her god-tier mom
And I bet her daughter is so confused as to why he doesn't touch her and why her mother seems so content and occasionally walks funny.

>>255521203
ARA ARA what are you ARA ARA saying ARA ARA anon they ARA ARA are pretty ARA ARA likablARAARAe.
They ARA ARA their ARA ARA and ARA ARA every ARA ARA for all ARA ARA ARA ARA ARA.

Fuck them. Every one who likes them should be shot in the testicles.

Then the new Dragon Age is the game for you.

Cassandra is pretty much an old granny.

>>255521575
it is great doing a level 1 playthrough because all that hook-nosed cunt can get from you is a miserable 3 gold per death

he probably loses money every time he needs to use his supplies to revive me so its a win-win

>>255519827
"citation needed"

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>Game has romance feature
>Can marry a girl who's not even 11

>>255521749
But her jawline its too wide. She looks like a mtf. And she's still the best romance choice

>>255522229
What gaem

/v/ I like milfs.

In what games do I get to romance milfs?

>>255522473
Dragon's Dogma

>>255521749
>can't have Chakwas
Man, fuck Bioware

>>255522521
Hunie Pop

>>255523537
I agree. Her and the one cleric from da... Fug.

>>255521167
>If she still has a husband
He shows up in the game, though.

>>255523675
Swear to God, that game better deliver.

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>>255521736
>fu fu fu~
Don't tell me that doesn't get you rock hard instantly

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>>255521650
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

>>255524483
Go away Clock, Yoshino is the better spirit.

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>>255519827
Actually, it has to do with an oppressive, judgmental society that places too much stigma on embarrassing yourself and failing, as well as too many expectations on both people in a relationship. It fuels escapism and avoidance, of which anime is just one of many outlets.

>game has romance options
>faggots bitch that every option isn't a gay romance

>>255519827
You're mixing up your cause and effect there

>>255524483
That's a onee-san though, not an arara.

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>>255525184
Why can't we love both?

>>255525184
Older is older. I have to take what I can get. Part of the reason I dated the nigger in Sakura Wars.

the other was because I really liked her

>>255517120
is the gc version better or should go for the ps3 instead?

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>>255520094

>CHRISTMAS CAKE

This term irritates me

>>255526563
I find it endearing. Because I used to eat a lot of Christmas cake around new years.

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>romance feature
>can't romance best girl

>>255519891
just bang both of them
problem solved

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>>255524604
This is objectively untrue, but Yoshino is a close second

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>Game with romance feature
>"Main" girl is constantly shoved in your face and you have to work tooth and nail to get everyone else's relationship values higher than hers.

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>>255520346

It's a tradition, the director of the series said. And that he'll keep doing it in all games he ends up creating.

>>255527378
But the best girl was that old woman, anon.

>>255528631
Sis>Scarlet>Mina>SIE>that blonde bitch

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>>255528498
And now the series is dead thanks to him.

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>>255528818

No, it's not his fault the ones running the company ended up going broke.

And, it's not dead.

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>RF4
>Change character model to Lin Fa after the second arc
>Marry Xiao

>>255528021
>Rune Factory 4 solves this by making the main girl not marriageable.

>>255524529
I died, good job!

>>255521736
I'm sorry anon, but ARA ARA gets my dick diamonds.

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>>255529095
What a shame.

>>255526531
ps3 version has a bunch of new (cool but nothing major) content, but it also removes a bunch of glitches everyone loved and it runs at 30 fps (instead of the 60 but could easily drop when fancy spell effects were on screen like the gamecube)

>>255528021
TOS is nice and lets you pick from a top 4 instead of requiring you to pick your highest rated person

and even with how much the game throws colette at you, it's pretty easy to bang sheena instead

>>255517120
Raine is best girl

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>>255524529
TURN DOWN FOR WAAT

>>255524990
>an oppressive, judgmental society that places too much stigma on embarrassing yourself and failing
>too many expectations on both people in a relationship.

You might as well be describing China.

Their birth rate's not so shit hot either but that's mostly due to the retarded one-child policy and its legacy rather than "muh society".

Also:
>Regurgitating trite third-hand opinions on Japan makes me an expert.

>>255517120

This shit drives me nuts and it's in literally every game. Is there any game with good older girls?

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>>255528997
Y-you can do that?

>>255528498
>Those swimsuits
What kind of mother goes around in those kinds of swimsuits? Have some decency

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>>255529392
>mfw I first saw her human form

Holy shit, she was kawai. Why couldn't she be a monster girl like everyone else? I'd marry that shit in a heartbeat

Though Clorica is second best girl

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>>255529562

A lonely mother.

>>255529516
Sakura Wars, if you don't mind a black chick.

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>>255529647
Pico is.

>>255529518

You can change your model to anyone in the game after a certain point, you can even be the villain.

GOD DAMN IT RUNE FACTORY
NEVERLAND YOU FUCKS
I'M GLAD YOU'RE DEAD
JUST DESSERTS FOR MAKING ALL THE BEST GIRLS CAN'T-HAVES

I'm not actually glad you're dead, come back to me. Please. ;_;

>>255519827
Because the women are bitches

>>255529516
Riveraia had an older sorceress that was awite.

Man, I sure do love threads that almost trick me into thinking I'm on /a/!

>>255529654
Well she should know better than that, she's not a teenager anymore who can just walk around in cleavage exposing swimsuits

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>>255529820
Well, I guess I know what game I'll need to get farther in.

>wanting romance with a smug anime girl face
no

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>>255529987
Is there any good anime that has an older female love interest? Pls spoonfeed me, you fuckin' weeb.

>>255524529
BEEP BEEP BEEP BE BEEP VEEP BEEP VOOP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BE BEEP VEEP BEEP VOOP

>>255530415
Don't ask me. I avoid anime that focus on love interests (they tend to be shit). Just download AA2 and make a MILF.

>>255530415
Mahoromatic in regards to unrequited love (the female teacher is a pedophile). A lot of nudity in that anime too.

>Game has romance feature that is based on how much you talk to someone
>end up fucking the burly male innkeeper of the capital city

>>255530415
Tenchi Muyo, it's a harem anime so Tenchi gets more than one love interest.

>>255531412
Dragon's Dogma?

>>255531412

>Dragon's Dogma

what is the best rune factory, /v/?
don't say 4 I don't have a 3ds

>>255531683
>>255531676
>>255531412
fuck, i need to finish dragons dogma

>>255531553
Oh, and the same goes for Seina Yamada from Tenchi GXP

>>255531757
3, then. Or maybe one of the ones on the wii, but i havn't played them.

>>255531676
>>255531683
of course

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>>255531757
4

>>255531808
You really should, the best part of the game is right at the end

>>255531962
cool, I play that one then.

>>255532017
I ended up fucking the dude who gives you missions at the castle, and all I did was take main quests
fuck that affection system

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>>255531757
It's 4.

3's also good, but 4 is better in basically every way and has 10 times the content.

Although the waifus aren't as initially interesting or psychotic.

>>255531757
Rune Factory improves with every release

Except the console games, those are shit

>>255532178
Doesn't he betray you once you go back? I never thought about fucking him but that would mean the dialogue option wouldn't pop up since he's at your house.

>>255532356
>Except the console games, those are shit
>implying
Frontier was great, Tides was okay.

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>Game has romance option
>Can't romance the little boy

or worse
>there is no little boy

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Who are your favorite waifus in RF4?
My list is:
Clorica > Xiao Pai > Dolce > Forte > Margaret

Amber isn't included because she is imouto-tier and anyone who married her is vile

also who are your favorite husbandos too

>>255532364
You're thinking of the duke; I mean the guy who is there next to him giving out quests

>>255532364
You're thinking about the duke, who, isn't romanceable. There are two dude that gives you missions, a clerk who is inside the castle and a knight right outside. and you never interact with either of them during the scene in question.

>>255532346
>>255532138
I'm not getting a 3ds so 3 it is

>>255532657
Why is that everything Putin does looks evil?

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>>255532887
>putin
>evil

nigga did you even look at that picture when he is cuddling that fluffy puppy there is nothing but joy in his putin eyes son

>>255524991
>game has romance option
>anti-faggots bitch if there is even one gay romance option

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>>255532657
I like them all, I hate waifu rating.

>>255532657
Forte top choice.

She was the only one that ever would drop shit she was doing and help me actually save the fucking land.

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>>255532657

Xaio Pai = Clorica > Amber > Dolce > Forte = Margaret
Dylas = Leon > Authur > Kiel = Vishnal > Doug

But ultimately I like all 12 of them.

Why does your child always look like it was Amber's.

>>255517120
>>255517801
fucking nip games not letting me fuck my mom

>>255533558
>She was the only one that ever would drop shit she was doing and help me actually save the fucking land.

because thats her fucking job bitch dont give a fuck about you she just thinking about dat paper son

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>Game has romance options
>Can't romance Mechs

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>>255517120
>mfw I just mistook Raine for Hope.

>>255529471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_ZstOkRgPQ

>>255534076
>Game has romance option
>can't romance any non-humans

>>255533571
It's because of your ancestor. Unlock Act 3.

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>>255535754
I shouldnt have read this.

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>game has romance option
>it doesnt even acknowledge it

>>255532589
>Being gay
>Being normal
choose one
Also, if you raise a guy value points more than the others it is implied you gonna travel with him a be really close friends, so you can fanwank your shit that happens in that journey. Just don't be vocal.
Also. forget ToS2 if you want to have cute shota dick fantasy, I'm sure they will deny that possibility (if you are a man Lloyd will tell about how the best girl got his interest).

>>255533558
They all would once they caught on the scent of Lest's feminine dick. Or Frey's masculine dick, whichever.

Forte was a bit too much of a brocon for me.

>>255522526
for real?
maybe i shouldnt have stopped playing.

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>>255517120
>tfw

>>255538468
>he never got to the Grigori fight

Anodyne for my heart jesus christ