Real Life Nintendo Land

What attraction would we have for Splatoon?

And then nintendo makes a theme park.

FOR JAPAN ONLY

>>255446397
A log flume ride.
With coloured water.

>Online petitioning

>>255446397
Likely some paintball course called Splatoon.
>Duck Hunt
The oldschool duck shooting game.
>F-Zero
A rollercoaster.
>Fire Emblem
A kissing booth.

>>255446473
This. You guys realize it would be Japan-only, like Y'know, all the other videogame themed real life shit?

Hasn't this happened before and Nintendo's official response was(to paraphrase) "We like the idea, but if we're going to do that, we're not just going to make it Disneyworld with Nintendo"

>>255446550
And you ride a squid!

>>255446473
I fucking hated that about that one Pokemon theme park. It was only in what, Japan and Taiwan? It looked rad as hell.

>>255446105
It's like I'm 12 again and me and my cousin are writing OC Runescape shit to send to Jagex.

It's a neat idea but ultimately would probably be lost on the upper execs, and even then [COUNTRY YOU DON'T LIVE IN] exclusive.

>>255446473
YOU FAKKING GAIJINS ARWAYS COMPRAIN ABOUT DIS!

YOU SHOURD BE GRATEFUR DAT YOU GET ANYTING AT ARR!

FIRTHY GAIJINS NO DESERVE VIDEO GAMES!

>>255446931
I named an NPC in runescape one time.

>>255447128
Who?

>>255447128
I remember that contest.

I don't believe for a fucking second any of this will interest them, but I would like to see the concept art that comes out of this.

>>255446931
Our goal is to atleast show that there's interest in the idea.

>>255447537
Like I said, neat idea that I'm completely on board with, just giving you a dose of reality so you'll stay anchored.

Goodluck Nintendo friends.

Don't they already have a Pokemon theme park? That's more money for another theme park.

>>255448136
I thought the Pokemon theme park was a short lived venture that was Japan only and only active for like 2 summers a few years ago

Anyone from last night's threads here?

>>255446105
this is the most pathetic thing i've seen in a while

yes i'm sure if enough people ask for it nintendo will build a theme park

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>I really, REALLY like this petition

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>>255446732
can the squid ride me?

I contacted some Websites.

>>255446105

>wanting to bankrupt Nintendo with ill-conceived businesss ventures

I would like to see Kirby's gourmet food court though.

You seriously think Nintendo has the funds for a theme park? And even if they did you'd rather they spend that money building a fucking theme park instead of making good video games?

>>255446397
A cafe with colorful food and drinks with qt flatchested servers with tentacle wigs

>chorus kids and EBA greet you with song at entrance

>>255446473
then just go to Japan

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>>255455793
..... yes

>>255446105
Hell yeah. I'm OP from last night's thread. Glad to see you guys made a thread on this. Great picture, too. I'll go ahead and post stuff saved from last night's thread.

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>On a monorail to the main entrance from the parking area
>It goes through a tunnel
>Mario's voice comes on through the loudspeaker
>"Welcome to Nintendo Land! Enjoy your stay! Wahoo!"
>This starts playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTnujailcZM
>Right at the end of the song you exit the tunnel and see the entirety of the park from above
>This starts playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GF3JYa0ql4&t=20s

Guys, are you sure this will work?

I mean, I love nintendo and I promote the creation of OCs on /v/. But this thing is really insane. What makes you sure they'll listen?

Wouldn't it be better to make something more easy, like making a birthday card for Sakurai? His birthday is near.

>>255458638
well send him a 10000x10000 card of ridleys eyes eye and on the inside it reads "We love you so much we didnt have enough space to fit all of it on this card

>>255446105
> 93 supporters including me

G-gee Bill this isn't working.

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>>255458587
this nigga gets it.
>golden satues in the center of all the past successors of nintendo and miyamoto all holding hands with there creations

>>255458261
Same person here. Anyway guys, I made a Facebook page if you're interested. Maybe it'll help. I can't link it, so just search "Operation NintendoLand."

This is a really neat idea, but it just won't work. Even if you guys are doing this just to demonstrate the interest for a theme park, what will happen next? Nothing.

I'm sorry, but this is a wasted effort.

>>255459829
I sen't the link to My Nintendo News so that should help.

>>255461151
Miyamoto has already hinted at wanting to make one. Maybe if we get some interest going, it'll inspire him to make some ideas. And then it could come sooner than later. This campaign could get him excited. It's worth a try.

>ctrl+f "rainbow road"
>no results
A Rainbow Road rollercoaster would be rad as hell.

>>255461336
>miyamoto is nintendo guise

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From last night's thread.

>Safari Zone ride like Pokemon Snap
>At the end you can print out the pictures you took
>Encounters are randomized so you'll never have the same safari twice

>>255446105

Have you reminded your mom to buy you school supplies yet? Don't do it at the last minute or you're gonna have a hard time finding the notebooks your instructors want.

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Monita definitely needs to be there.

>>255462983
>Screens made to look like Monita by every ride's line
>She lets everyone know the estimated queue time and then talks about the ride

>Nintendo theme park
they're just going to bring back ride mechanics from the 80s and repaint them

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Stop trying to make Nintendo happen.
It's over.

Ever since Iwata went on the warpath nothing has been the same.
First there was those planes. And the evidence clearly points to those at the top.
And now Reggie's in Sudan with his closest conjurers.
At this point, I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

>>255460850
Anyone going to like the page?

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Anyone involved in this is delusional.
There's a better chance of Nintendo adding Sonichu to Smash.

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>>255463963
what?

>>255464813
>implying Sonichu won't be in Smash Bros
They already have Sonic and Pikachu, it only makes sense to give Sonic and Pokemon fans what the really want.

What would you guys think about 3DS integration? Like StreetPass meeting centers, and access to little game demos in queues, or some kind of map app to download

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>/v/
>not nintendogaf

Holy shit, this is awesome. Can't wait to screencap this and post it in any nintendo thread.

>>255464813
This. It's just a bad idea.

>>255462983
What >>255463361 said, and
>Monitas for service/info booths
>Monitas for ATMs/Some NintendoLand point system
>Monitas for guides/maps

>>255465406
Iwata wanted to cut out the other patent holders.
But everyone's been trying to pin it all on Reggie.

>>255464813
>No fun allowed

I don't care if it's a thing or not, it's fun to use creativity

MEANWHILE, AT SEGA WORLD

http://youtu.be/UshYzr6_d-c?t=37s

>>255466621
>fun to use creativity
Are you implying that fan-fiction is more creative than creating art of your own?

Or do you just need to be led by the hand in all aspects of life?

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>>255462983
monita girls run the info booth

>>255466797

Meanwhile, at a SEGA world not in ausfagland

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE32mdgPRHA

>>255467092
>she's masturbating with her hand
L-Lewd...

Anon from last night with the notebook here. Just hunted it down gonna copy and paste my awful 12 year old ideas.

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>>255467317
shes covering her crotch you pervert

>>255467205
Wow and it's actually real too!

>>255446397

Paintball Tag, but with Ink.


Ideas from previous threads

1) Metroid Laser Tag, Galactic Federation vs Space Pirates. 2 Lines, one for each team, halves queue time. 2 fields for even faster queue times and replayability.


2) Mario Kart Racing. Simple and obligatory as well as F-zero racing. This one differs because the Karts can bump into each other safely, and it is encouraged to win.

3) Paper Mario Badge shop: badges, pins, stickers of both badges, items and PM IP characters.

4) Princess boutique shop: Princess couture

5) A Water Park called Delfino Island. more ellaboration on this later

6) Many nintendo characters throughout the theme park. Whacka is one of them. He's hard to pin down. If you bump him with the purchasable Pm rubber hammers from the PM shop, you get a free treat everytime. Whacka disappears for two hours afterwards.


7) Animal Crossing Couture shop: Unique shop. You can craft and print your own IRL T-shirts (from both pre-made options and customize your unique own) Then you can get a code to also get your IRL T-shirt for your Animal Crossing Game, along with nifty things like these. Exclusive and Only do-able in Nintendo Land, you cannot do this feature anywhere else.


8) Pokemon Stadium: A lounge where players are encouraged to bring their 3DSes so they can fight other people. Holographic fights a la pokemon stadium linking their 3DSes for others to watch. Many restaurants and other ammenities located around the stadium.

>>255467005
Well, I've been creating art...

Ideas are creative, too

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>>255467574
>not mentioning pikmin forest

>>255446587

>kissing booth

nah. actually good looking cosplaying base-line job employees? Nope. non-gooks for a japanese theme park? that's the ONLY way it could work, but it would be japan only.

>>255467480
Then why are the fingers curved so much?

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>>255467878
you dont know how a vagina is angled do you

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>>255467621
>Ideas are creative, too
Apparently not yours.

>>255467689

sorry forgot to type (cont)


Pikmin forest was stated in the thread, which plays like a big park for people to wonder, with sliders, water fountains, etc a la universal's "honey, I shrank the kids", but much larger, and with hidden shops inside the park. Ideas of Holographic (a la miku) pikmin and enemies was thrown out, but discarded due to high costs and being near water, but as a Park it's a good idea

animal crossing was also featured as a lounge/park/restaurant and relax segment, as well with having a mii-park for kids where they can excavate fossils among other things, which would also give them codes for their 3DS game for unique items for AC.

-Mario kart with real karts, duh!
-Luigi's Mansion scary house.
-F-Zero virual reality.
-Punch Out punching machines.
-Super Mario obstacle course similar to Wipe out/Takeshi's Castle.
-Donkey Kong cart rollercoaster.

Okay you faggots, I think it's time I explained something to you about Nintendo and Japan in general.

Nintendo would never open an amusement park because that would compete with SEGAWorld, which is owned by SEGA, which is owned by Sammy. They don't have a psuedo monopoly on arcades over there because of good business practices. Sammy has interests in pachinko, and are funded and watched over by the Yakuza.

Iwata is smart enough to know not to fuck with the Yakuza

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This is an awful idea. Think about how much of an overpriced, grueling, soul-sucking experience Disney World is. Now replace the smell of spaghettios with the smell of bad dragon cum lube. That's Nintendoland.

>>255446749
I used to read Tips & Tricks all the time back during the GCN/GBA era, and of course that was one of the main articles in their import stuff section; looked sick as fuck with the Rayquaza-coaster, Pokeball Ferris Wheel, and Suicune boat ride.
Come to think of it, all the shit in the import section looked good every issue. There was the Mario-themed GCN controllers, the Ga-Ko and Kerotan MGS3 merch, the RE4 fashion line, it made me pissed that Japan always got more than us for vidya crap and Tips & Tricks became a monthly cheat code book with an occasional article on the newest Xbox 360 release. Their column on The Daibijin gave me a giantess fetish.

>>255468389
>Iwata
We've already been over what Iwata does to those who cross him.
Why do you think Reggie's run off to Sudan?
There is no chance that the Yakuza are a threat to Iwata's power.

>>255468389
I don't believe it's ever gonna happen, but it's fucking fun discussing ride ideas.

>>255468024
What ideas have I posted?

Tell me, faggot.

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>>255468389
>>255468559

wow....you guys sure hate fun

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>>255468389

Then make the whole thing in Orlando.

>go to nintendoland, decide to ride donkey kong's minecart madness first, a roller coaster
>lines fairly short, employees are handing out free bananas
>get into minecart, the ride starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2y12kv-n-o
>having a lot of fun
>suddenly a cart comes toward me from the opposite direction with an employee dressed as a kremling
>we collide, both flying out of our karts and into the star fox petting zoo below
>FUCKING NINTENDOLAND

>>255462193
>Yoshi's Watersport

>>255469023

haha

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>MFW I have an MBA specialized in Hospitality Management

>MFW this would be a Dream Park for me to run

>>255468826
The ride ideas/park design are fun. Actually trying to get Nintendo to do this is fucking stupid and will not end well because they'll probably listen, and all of your worst nightmares will come true

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>>255468638
>You are now realizing Iwata is the Yakuza
>Gunpei Yokoi dying in that car crash after the Virtual Boy suddenly makes sense now

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>>255468747
All the ideas you posted were awful.
Awful ideas are commensurate with lack of talent.
Lack of talent also means lack of intelligence.

>Kid Icarus version of Soarin' that flies you over Angel Land and other Kid Icarus places

>>255446473
Or maybe they can strike a deal with Disney and have a Nintendo themed park.

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>>255469178

>MFW again when knowing everything about Nintendo games and making sure to add the spirit of the games to the theme park, rides, restaurants

>>255469226
But the plot twist is I haven't posted any in this thread yet, you cum guzzling whore.

>>255469023
>>255462193
>>255469124
>waluigi's weanus peenus wollercoaster

they are definitely not going to do this anytime soon but i think eventually it could be possible. first park would definitely be in Japan first and if it was a success they'd move on to U.S.

as a huge Disney parks fan i would be way into this. i must have plotted out the layout and attractions so many times over since i was a little kid.

>>255466413
internet tough guy coming through

>Japanese park has a Mother gondola ride
>US park references it on the postcards but doesn't actually have one
Well at least they're consistent

>>255469571

>yfw Waluigi was created by former SEGA devolopers.

>>255469705
>Fire Emblem attractions don't come to Americas park for a long time

>>255469023

Fix #1: Call it Yoshi's Island, not Watersport.


Fix #2, Yoshi's Island would be baller if it was bigger, and more than just a bland boat ride. people rent a canoe or boat and explore the different islands in the archipellago with different hidden shops and attractions. Yoshi's Island would be better as a Segment , just like "Mushroom Kingdom" is like "Magic Kingdom".


Hidden shops idea revolve around having hidden shops throghout the park which not only sell cool official products, but also in-game items only available via hidden shops exclusive to Nintendo Land

the link between Nintendo Land and Nintendo games is imperative to give nintendo Land the unique competitive advantage.


It also goes without saying than every single Kingdom/Segment should have Video game Shops with physical copies, preferably rare editions only available in nintendo land (different cover, figmas, etc) along with the usual Nintendo games

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>>255469518
It's okay, Beulah.
You'll find someone to honor you.

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>>255469178
If your dream park is a doomed financial and logistical nightmare in an industry that is tightly controlled, regulated, and fueled by a single company-- then go ahead and flaunt that worthless piece of paper you call a degree and join in on this wonderful aspie wankfest.

Oh, I also forgot
>MBA in hospitality management

Don't you have meals or hula nights to coordinate at the nursing home you work for?

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>>255446105
As someone who is obsessed with theme parks, it's gonna take a lot more than petitions and internet spam to get a Nintendo theme park made, especially them of all companies. It takes a LOT of planning and consideration to make rides and theme parks, you can't just shit one out unless you want to be trashy like Your Local Amusement Park With Pre-Ordered Ready to Run Cheapo Rides (and a guaranteed boomerang coaster for the 80,000th time!!).

Nintendo also has such a high standard toward how their products are treated (probably because of the Super Mario Bros movie) that a theme park of all things would be held to a ridiculously high, probably Disney tier standard.

Heck, the most likely outcome if they did consider a Nintendo theme park would be Nintendo just saving time and making a deal with Disney to have a section in one of their own theme parks (like how PIXAR has stuff like Toy Story Land and Cars Land), considering Nintendo and Disney have tangoed before about a lot of things (Nintendo trusted Disney enough to let Bowser be in Wreck-it Ralph).

But either way, have fun waiting 8 horrible years for the rides to be made after they're announced. That's the tradition with high budget rides these days.

Okay
Okay
OKAY
I got an idea:

Kid Icarus roller-coaster, right? Make it like the Rock' n' Roller Coaster, but less Aerosmith, more Lightning Battle. Thing's a big indoor roller coaster like the RnRC and Space Mountain, going pretty fast through Skyworld, Poseidon's Ocean, Viridi's Forest, Hades' Underworld, and the Cosmic Ocean, with Space Pirate Ship and everything, all with Palutena and Pit narrating stuff, other Gods chiming in through the ride; call it "Lady Palutena's Wild Ride".

They could get the guys who animated the Revolting Dinner shorts and Smash trailer to animate the health and safety video.

Itt 12 year olds

It would go out of business

>>255470193
No they aren't going to make some obscure franchise ride. Do you see every Disney movie getting a ride? Fuck no you have to be popular as shit

>>255470007


Hospitality Management is an elite version of Business and administration, average (real job, not bellboy or concierge or the baseline shit) earning more than a million per year as a Manager alone.

Depends on the hotel, but five stars, fine dining restaurants, theme parks, and cruise managers earn that amount

Normal hotels can go for half, but either way it is a high paying job.

Just letting you know. It's also immune to economical crisis, since demand doesn't lower elastically (people still eat out and have vacations).

fun fact: organizaing banquests as a Food and Beverage Manager is usually a 900k a year job in five-star hotels.

Not him, but letting you know since my degree is plain Business. Also, sports management is another branch and earns less, but almost as much.

>>255470446
So then just make it a Mario and Zelda land.

>>255468389
>Yakuza
The Mafia?

>>255470615
Probably, with Pokemon and Donkey along and characters that normal people actually recognize

>>255470640
No, the Ice Cream Men.

>>255470854
Might as well shorten "Pokemon" to "Pikachu and Charizard".

>>255446105
>discussing ideas for a Nintendo Theme Park

Hey thats pretty neat. I love theme parks.

>became an online Campaign to get idea to Nintendo

Nigga what the fuck are you smoking.

Brainstorming about cool things are one thing but this is getting out of hand.

Not gonna lie Real life nintendo land would be baller as fuck but that shit is never gonna happen no matter how much you push.

>>255470579

The best part is that the degree is very easy, and you don't really do much either. It's like playing the Sims IRL.

>>255470007

I get paid 250 per hour to tell people to do things. And I don't have any promotions yet because I started a few months ago. I love my job.

>>255469994
>Beulah
Literally who?

I can't think of anything Mother Related to implement, since Earthbound is just a generic american city.

and Nintendo wants to bury Mother under the bridge.

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>>255470579
Thank you for reading to me the exaggerated bullet points about your degree you found on your colleges website. I'm sure everyone in the churned out degree path that is hospitality management goes on to work for luxury spas and hotels to make $900k a year--just like all business management students go on to work for fortune 500 companies and Communication students go on to write for the New York Times.

I'm sorry for taking valuable time away from whatever menial sub $30k job it is you are currently avoiding by posting about theme parks that will never exist on the internet.

>>255470446
well to be fair one of Disney's biggest attractions is based on Song of the South, a less well-known Disney film that Disney themselves actually wants to keep people oblivious to,.

which does it make it confusing how they themed such a huge ride after it actually, i have always wondered why they did that.

>>255469971
That's actually fucking brilliant. Make the whole park into a game to separate it from Disney or whatever. Of course it'd be a logistical nightmare but still. Really neat idea.

>>255470007

Any MBA, no matter the specialization, is a good-job voucher for good payment.

An MBA with a specialization is even better than a plain one.

MBAs from private colleges are as easy as private undergrad, albeit more strict with deadlines, but that's it.

literally no reason not to get your MBA if you can pay for it.

with that alone you secure a high-payment job ( or secure the ability to be a candidate for it)

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>>255471127
>I get paid $10 an hour to slack off and lie to people on the internet

Fixed that for you

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this is some of the most aggressive autism i've seen in a long time

I don't know, just a park with [nintendo game x] rollercoaster and [nintendo game y] ballpit doesn't sound that cool.

And anything that could be cool would cost way too much.

But they could push merchandise in those shops, and arcades i guess? doesn't really seem like nintendos thing. they have their pokemon shops already

>>255471323
The boat ride from Mother 3.
That's literally the only thing that can work out for Earthbound. Give it credit, it's easier to work with than Fire Emblem. Unless you make like a Pegasus/Wyvern Dumbo ride or something.

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>>255471163
>literally

>>255471348
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splash_Mountain#History
>The idea for Splash Mountain was originally conceived in the summer of 1983 by Imagineer Tony Baxter while stuck in rush hour traffic on his way to work. He wanted to attract guests to the often-empty Bear Country land and make use of the Audio-Animatronics from America Sings, which were also receiving poor attendance. It was Dick Nunis who insisted that the Imagineers create a log flume for Disneyland, but the Imagineers were initially unenthusiastic about it, insisting that log flumes were too ordinary a theme park attraction to include in a park like Disneyland. While trying to solve the problems of including a log flume, bringing people into Bear Country and reusing the America Sings characters, Baxter then thought of Song of the South.

>Baxter and his team developed the concept of Zip-a-Dee River Run, which would incorporate scenes from Song of the South. The name was later changed to Splash Mountain after then-CEO Michael Eisner's mostly-ignored suggestion that the attraction be used to help market the film Splash.[3] The characters from America Sings were used in many scenes, though all of the main characters were specifically designed for Splash Mountain.

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Reposting park restaurant ideas from alst thread:

-The Roost:
>Themed after Brewster's café in Animal Crossing.
>Coffee and pastrey joint. With Animal Crossing Meet n' Greet-ers roaming around.
>You can listent to K.K. Slider (maybe an animatronic?) on Saturday nights.

-Kirby's Dreamland Gourmet:
>Kirby-themed pastrey shop.
>Lots of cakes, ice creams and other desserts.

-The Colosseum:
>Themed after Fire Emblem's arenas.
>One of the bigger but fancier restaurants of the park.
>You have orchestal bands or swordfights happening at the cenetr while you eat.

-Lylat Dinner:
>Star Fox-themed restaurant. Possibly shaped on the outsid elike the Great Fox.
>The roof are actual tv screens.
>As you eat you get to watch a light show on the roof followed by a spaceship fight on the screens.

Brainstorming this shit is fun.

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>>255471450

even better: To increase replayability (retention) encourage the park-goers (players) to try and win in the multiplayer park attractions, such as Mario Kart or Metroid Laser Tag

by winning, they could get a prize code to apply for your game related to the attraction, unique and only available at Nintendo Land. This allows players to re-queue the same game until they get first place or they win. And since the prize is Digital, it has absolutely no charge or cost to apply.

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I feel like I'm on fucking GameFAQs right now.

>>255471821
>we could have had Zip-a-Dee River Run
what's the point of living anymore

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>>255471637

As if I cared if you believed me. Stay middle class, pleb.

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>>255469971
>You can buy special edition Amiibos with different effects on the games.

>>255472161
you wish gamefaqs was this fun and imaginative anon-kun

>>255470368
no shut up nintendo will totally do this i already drew a map and everything, all they have to do is build it

>>255471821
yes i'm aware of the development process of the ride but i have never understood why Disney Park execs allowed Baxter and his team to go ahead with the Song of the South theme since Disney seems to be afraid of that property due to racial insensitivity charges. i know that most of the elements those charges were directed to in the film (tar baby and live-action sequences) were removed in the attraction but i still always just thought it was odd they would embrace that property for a ride that is/was going to be so huge and long-lasting.

>>255471567

>Any MBA

Stopped reading right there. Mostly because you are treating a fucking piece of paper like it bestows magical qualifications and status to people.

An MBA doesn't entitle anyone to shit and definitely doesn't guarantee you a job. What does get you a good job is networking with professionals in your field-- an MBA is for the person who's already accomplished this and can secure a decent job, but wants a little extra something to slap on a resume as a bargaining chip for higher starting pay and benefits.

Or for true academics who want to stay within the walls of academia, which I'd never wish upon my worst enemy these days.

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>Just want to brainstorm a fictional park for fun.
>There are autists here that actually believe they can make it happen with a stupid petition.

>>255468389
Doesnt Nintendo have ties to the Yakuza from the Yamauchi family?

>>255472017
All of that sure sounds fun, but expensive as fuck.

>>255472418
Splash Mountain is the "Literally Who?" of Disneyland

>>255472594
Iwata is the sole patent-owner now.

>>255472594
I believe Iwata also gained black magic spells through Yamauchi

>>255471346

I'm not who you orginially posted to. The degree I'm currently studying is Business. I'm just a student. I can tell you for a fact that 400k is the minimum, while 500k is the average.

you're not very smart either. You don't realize the universit yyou graduate from is as important, if anything more, than your GPA when they check you out. Private universities which are known for X department will have Companies trying to recruit Students of said department. My sister studies at ringling, for example, and she has told me Blizzard visits them always, because it is their to-go place to recruit interns and future employees. Same with other niche and high-demanding positions, in this case Hospitality.

>>255467574
How is Pokemon Snap: the Ride not a thing

IT WRITES ITSELF

It might be funny if there were a LARGE lake in the center of the park that had WW style King of the Red Lion boats

>>255472067
Chen-sama, I have an idea. With F-Zero racing, considering magnetism is enough to stop one of those tower rides carrying a ton or two from falling so quickly, would it be remotely possible to create an F-Zero ride that uses magnetism to make some sort of bumper cart/cart racer ride that allows for loops? And offer special prizes for getting especially good times?

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>>255472559
>Stopped reading right there. Mostly because you are treating a fucking piece of paper like it bestows magical qualifications and status to people.

how naive are you?

Don't have a degree? into the bin
Don't have a masters while other candidates have it stated in their resume? into the bin

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>>255472418
It's explained in the passage, it was a good way to make use of animatronics for a ride that was shutting down.

Also, the Disney company never stopped embracing stuff like Zip a Dee Doo Dah and the Br'er characters. It's just the live action stuff and the tar baby that they avoid. Splash Mountain even appeared in the Kinect Disneyland game. Br'er Bear also has an oddly abundant amount of cameos for some reason, including Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

The executives and general advertising may want to forget about the Br'er Rabbit stories, but it's clear there's lots of people in the company that still love them and will sneak them into places.

>>255472687
Well I'm already going with the idea that LIKE Disneyland, this shit would drain everyone's wallet like a motherfucker.

One has to be realistic. For a aprk to work this way it has to be pretty expensive for the public. the rband is the one in charge to desgusie that afct.

>>255472927

Yes, but it would be ridiculously expensive.

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>Game and Watch Arcade
>Entire Arcade is filled with Nintendo machines like Donkey Kong or Punch Out
>Giant Game and Watch games are littered throughout the room, on the floor, or on the walls
>On the outside of the Arcade is GAME AND WATCH in big letters that light up the same way their handheld counterparts do

>>255472923
I agree, we absolutely need to think about how to make Pokemon Snap: the Ride a reality. Maybe there would be multiple Zero-One machines that each hold about 2 people each, with the actual voice actor for Professor Oak giving some kind of quick set of instructions before the ride begins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bivqY4ALczo

>Nintendo Land became real
>Only in Japan.
>Foreigners would be region locked and can't access to the whole park, only a few and censored

That's what will happen.

>>255472559

although I agree connections is an important factor ( and the reason shit people get jobs they don't deserve) having a Grad Degree is equal in weight when tossed into the balance.

>>255473293
Maybe make it so that the Pokemon Snap ride randomly gives you a code to get a free copy of one of the pokemon you snapped?

>>255473262

yeah definitely as a side-attraction.

>>255473385

The best strategical outcome , if they ever made a park, is to make it in Orlando, just like Universal did (and the reason its profitable)

People visit Disney? might as well visit Nintendo Land

People visit Nintendo Land? might as well visit disney.

competition, the weakness, becomes an advantage

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>nothing about super mario sunshine/pinna park

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>>255472574
With the Toy Story Mania technology, a lot of the ride ideas here are within the realm of possibility

>>255462537
THIS RIGHT HERE
THIS WOULD BE LITERALLY THE GREATEST THING EVER TO HAPPEN TO ANYONE IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE
FUCKING
FUND IT

>>255468189
I think the Pikmin attraction would work better as a Jurassic Park sort of deal, with people riding in a jeep or a cart through a forest with Bulborbs and other enemies pop up.

>>255472874
That sentence read like a giant fucking wall of denial and grammatical errors as written by a person about to enter college into a dead-end major. Learn how to use a fucking comma for fucks sake.

>>255462537

This and

>>255467574

and

>>255469971
>>255472067

This


Copy paste into the change.org OP because they are solid ideas

>>255473594
Oh yeah, G&W himself wouldn't merit an entire section of the park

Maybe give him and all the other C-Listers their own place called "IP Island" or something

>>255473606
we're better off forgetting

I'd really like a new nintendo land game though. More a themepark simulation rather than just a collection of minigames.

>>255473224
Y-yeah. Maybe an interesting idea that would be especially fun but help conserve expenses would be something modeled after the Death Match track from F-Zero X, with the goal being to deal as much damage to opponents as you can and knock their health down, with their cart stopping on the track altogether after having their health all chipped away, thus littering the track with the downed racers. If there isn't a sole survivor by the end of the time limit, the one with the most health wins.

>>255473594
>Go to Orlando
>Going to othe parks than Disneyland

nigga Disney killed everybody there

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>MFW this will never EVER happen

I want to cry

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i apologize if it has been said already but cosplays throughout the park would be great, especially this guy
>you'll never buy a mask from him while eating pikmin colored/shaped ice cream

>>255474071
no anon universal studios does pretty okay

>>255474203
that's what the petition is for

This thread is shaping to be the very definition of why /vg/ was created so take it there

>>>/vg/

>>255474232
>all the pikmin ice cream just tastes like PikPik carrots despite whatever color they may be
no anon

>>255474357
I don't think you know why /vg/ was created

>>255474357
no anon
that won't turn out well

>>255473639
Possibility? Yes.

Nintendo having the means to do a park of that size and caliber and keep it so? Unlikely to the extreme.

IT's fun to brainstorm a perk that is "possible" (In the way of having the actual technology to pull it off like your example) but there are people here who are actually signing a petition for it, which is the msot retarded idea I ever heard and just gives baiters to keep ruining the fun of the guys who just wanna come up with silly rides.

>>255474232

We would do the same as Nintendo

We would sell signature books, whose purpose is for you to go and find the different nintendo characters cosplayed and ask for their signatures, and try and collect them all.

Hell, you could even encourage it by giving people who collect all signatures a special Coin for the 3DS or a digital prize unique to Nintendoland.

Holy shit I've seen some serious autism in my time, but this is absurd.

>>255473954
Oh wait, adding on to this, instead of the one with the most health winning, the one with the most 'kills' wins. If there's a tie, THEN the one with the most health wins.

>>255473606
>merry-go-round with yoshis
>not a huge one with every single pokemon

>>255474571
They'd just have their own section at Disney World that they sponsor

>>255474571

>clicking on a link and stating "cool, I'd like this" is a horrible idea!

of course it won't go anywhere, but it would be nice to show Nintendo there's demand for it. that's it. at best in a ridiculous low chance best scenario they open a restaurant in tokyo.

>>255474702
>mom! i can't find charizard!
it sounds awesome but that would be fucking hilarious to see

>>255474618

>nintendo

as Disney.

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The Facebook page "Real Life Nintendoland" is up for this. Any artwork, ride ideas, and so on will probably be posted there from this thread.

Hopefully it'll get popular enough to where it can be updated with new things on a regular basis.

>>255474739
But a signature from a bunch of neckbeards ain't gonna make that happen.

I just want to have some fun in /v/ rather than a bunch of autists thinking they can change the world and soem bigger autists not having anything but call on said previous autism.

>>255467783
Whites look bad in cosplay of anime characters only gooks look good

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>>255474509
/vg/ was created for recurring threads on /v/, threads that would be restarted as soon as one hits bump-limits. This thread is exaclty why /vg/ was created


>>>/vg/

>>255474702
A merry-go-round with 700+ seats would be cool, too. I'd just want anything from Sunshine, really. It seems too obvious with the setting.

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>>255474660
Autism has its merits if used correctly. When channeled through projects like this, or through people like Ulillilia, it can be an excellent source of creativity. The key is to not let autism approach its dark side by reveling in rehashing much like a sonic fan drawing OC characters. So long as we don't simply turn this into Disneyland with Nintendo characters, creativity should remain afloat, and our autism shall remain justified.

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What franchises am I missing

>>255475043
metroid

>>255475043
Eternal Darkness

>not wanting a Captain Falcon cosplaying guide of a scripted tour through mute city as you ride the ride and he jumps out of the ride and fights people, as he falcon punches and shit


>not wanting periodic live shows like universal has with zero suit samus, hiring some acrobatic bimbo to cosplay as her as she fights pirates

>you can take pictures with ZSS official cosplayers

They could make a Nintendo Land app for the 3ds where they throw you quests like "take a picture with X" and you take the picture with your 3ds, and if you do you unlock stuff, just like with the Find Mii game, but actually giving you rewards

>>255475043
Sin and Punishment. And Metroid, surprisingly. Oh, and anything Wario-related.

>>255475246
Is Sin and Punishment owned by Nintendo?

>>255475201
I was under the assumption Nintendo didn't own it

>>255475158
Noted

Third parties could sponsor their own rides for even more fund flow.

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>>255475245
>>you can take pictures with ZSS official cosplayers

>>255475373
Sin and Punishment is owned as a franchise, Nintendo simply had Treasure's HELP with working on it, much in the same way they helped with Wario World. Also, don't forget Star Fox.

>>255475547
Ah, okay. Thanks friend!

>>255475043
Whatever franchise Takamaru is from. Same with Lip. Also Chibi-Robo. And Captain Rainbow.

>>255475434
Then it wouldn't be Nintendoland.

>>255475043


Steel Diver

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>those comments on the petition page

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>>255467574
>5) A Water Park called Delfino Island. more ellaboration on this later

>pic related except designed to look like FLUDD as attraction

I think I may make some videos for this, but I'm not sure how. For example, I want to make some kind of fireworks over Peach's Castle video, with music playing, just to give people an idea of what it would be like.

I just have no idea how to do that.

If Nintendo were to make a theme park:

It would be in Japan.

It would be an indoor theme park inside a mall, like Namco's Namja Town or Sega's Joypolis.

The entrance would be ¥2000 yen, but each ride would cost a minimum of ¥5000 to ride.

It would be limited in space with only three major rides, absolutely no rollercoasters, a themed food court, and an arcade.

I live in Japan, and aside from Disney and Universal, all other theme parks are small as shit because there is no space for anything and land costs a fortune.

I'm also Mexican

Paper Mario Parade

Super Mario RPG Parade

are a must.

>>255464358
its not coming up in a search.

maybe puu.sh link?

>>255476297
I changed the name to Real Life Nintendoland. Try that.

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I plan on making a survey for people to vote on each franchise and whether or not to keep it

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Can someone draw this?

>>255469180
>they'll probably listen
PFFFFTTT

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>>255476274
How easy is it to get a qt japanese girl as a mexibro

>>255476373
Yup, that got it

>>255446105


If you want this go bigger , Op, you're goign to have tap into demonic powers and dwell inside Reddit for signatures, facebook and twitter group creations too.


PS: you might want to expand on the Petition Letter besides "Make a nintendo land"

>>255476465
>Chibi Robo

Chibi Robo restaurant and shop where food is brought out by Chibi Robos.

>>255476465

Steel Diver, nerd.

I'm sure submarine controlling side-attraction would be a nice addition.

>>255476625
Cool. Feel free to post any ideas there, too. I'll be posting stuff from /v/ threads in the near future probably.

You faggots realise this isn't going to go anywhere, right?

I hope you're just roleplaying or something.

>>255472017
>lumpy pumpkin pub
>only location that serves alcohol
>open mic every night

>>255476863
Even if it doesn't, it's still fun talking about it.

>>255476681
I did'nt make the petition. who here says we go to Leddit?

What progress has been made so far

>Yfw Nintendo picks this up and invites people from /v/ with skills to help

>>255477024
No.

>>255472574
Some of these ideas sound really fun, but I know it'd never happen in a million years.

>>255476613
Really easy. Go to a good club not in Roppongi, act normal, be charming and friendly, use some of that Latin charm, and you'll find someone for a one night stand.

Finding love? That's the hard part. Japanese girls don't want to marry foreigners that are not white.

>>255476517
I'll try

>>255477042
>invites people from /v/ with skills to help

So no one?

>>255477024
No because theyll want in on it and drown the thing with shitty ideas

Gates of Hell bar from Bayonetta as a location that sells alcohol an related stuff

Part 1 of the survey:
http://strawpoll.me/2219884

Part 2 of the survey:
http://strawpoll.me/2219891

I have chronically forgotten to include Steel Diver, but consider it on there as well. If there are other series you do not see on the lists, please write them in the thread.

>>255446105
I've come full circle to going back to loving theme parks. They're so fucking cool and I wish more companies did them outside of Disney and tacked on areas like Six Flags Mass and Universal

Would there also be a resort tied to the Park? Disney has all sorts of resorts on their grounds and I can totally see myself staying in an Animal Crossing themed resort with Mario Golf courses and Mario Tennis courts

>>255477089
>>255477296
I sent a link to My Nintendo News. Did I fuck up?

>>255477436
>http://strawpoll.me/2219884

You silly nigger,

ALL franchises should be represented

The question is which BIG franchises should get their own entire segments.

>>255477554
Yes.

>>255477554

No. you'll get some journalistic making a cute article at best.

>>255477436
I think they'd be better as "Which franchises should not get represented/a big part".

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>you will never go on Daisy Cruise Ship
>you will never go to Ilse Delfino for vacation
I want to die

>>255477562
Some franchises that are significantly smaller like Brain Age or Hotel Dusk might not be worth designing an entire ride over. Possibly a store or something. This is just to gauge interest.

>>255477308

solid idea right here

>>255477536

First park, then resorts. But I agree. Animal Crossing themed resort with houses sounds amazing

>Glass screen where people can see in, into a big room
>The big room is designed like a platformer with retro graphics
>The 2D sprites are giant obstacles and those looking through the window can help the person get through the course
>Also ones where those looking have to stop them getting through the course and can use objects to stop them
>Like Takeshis Castle or Gmod run but Nintendo

Are there any programs where you can put fireworks animations over a picture?

>>255477308
I completely forgot about Bayo, that's technically within the Nintendo sphere of influence now

>>255446105
>ITT: deluded 12 year olds

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>mfw I used to fantasize about this when I was 12.

Ok guys, Luigis Mansion haunted house ride. Think like a cross between Disneys Haunted Mansion and Universals Haunted nights around halloween

>>255474618
This sonunds great

>>255477906
>>255477993
We could also have Bayo cosplayers like some anon recommended with ZSS

>theme park has rides for popular franchises (Mario, Zelda, etc)
>shops and smaller stuff for less popular
>everyone only goes to the big named ones
>lesser known ones shop's get closed and never reopened

Just like their vidya!

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>>255478065
>>255478027

if there's will, there's a way.

>>255477993
Still owned by Sega though.

>>255478189
Why don't you ask your parents to email Nintendo?

>>255478153

you don't understand consumerism behaviour

if its on sight and on the way, there are much higher chances of people consuming, unlike their vidya where they don't even have marketing.

the average consumer is a cow.

>>255478390
It's a joke anon

>>255478105
For a Luigi's Mansion ride you have to make a pretty big decision right at the start.

Would it be walking or riding? An attraction that has vehicles for guests to ride in can generally move a larger volume of guests than a walking ride can, but being able to explore on your own feet is closer to how the actual game plays.

Regardless of which way that decision goes, I think the ride should be similar to the Toy Story Astro-Blasters at Disney land, where you have a 'gun' to help hunt ghosts with you.

>>255478283
Well they have a partership so there's a liitle possibility

>>255478510

Being true to the games and the spirit and theme of the games is more important.

DK jungle as a big section where this plays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3rnyqI7dFc

>>255478510
Yeah you would walk around with a vacuum cleaner strapped to your back and help suck up the ghosts

>>255478686
If it were a walking attraction you have the aforementioned volume problems in addition to having the problem of having to give a 'gun' to each guest that is durable enough to not break but also light enough for a variety of ages/body-types to be able to use.

>>255478692

>not a bramble labyrinth where this plays and the goal is to get out

>>255478531
That kind of partnership opens up all sorts of possibilities as well, Sanic roller coaster?

>>255478510
I think it would work better as a generic (walking) haunted house attraction with some Luigi's Mansion themes. It works + saves $$$

>>255478931

make it a hallway
having many guns shouldn't be an issue. 20 guns and 20 people per round.

>>255477780
Speaking of Hotel Dusk, America never got its sequel, or the Another Code/Trace Memory sequel...

>>255446105
>F-Zero Simulator where up to 40 guests can race in pods that shake and move realistically on a virtual track.
>Winner of each race gets a Captain Falcon Helmet

>>255446105
This is an AWFUL idea.

>>255478510

ditch the blasters, making a walking, preferably open world, not a hallway, and let people get spooked.

you can also make an astro blaster version with a Ride, where the gun is on every seat like Men in Black's ride from Universal.

>>255446105
This is not a financially stable idea.

Theme parks cost a lot of money. Constant upkeep and maintenance. Lawsuits left and right. Not to mention the odds of Nintendo doing something like this OUTSIDE of japan would be literally 0%

>>255479245

prizes have to be digital otherwise the cost of prizes would be too high.

allowing to prize people digitally makes the cost Zero.

>>255479483

>lawsuits

not if nintendo uses their own IPs

>>255479483
>muh japan safe-investment

no. If you invest for a THEME PARK and invest BIG you invest internationally.

>>255446105
>Go-Kart track that lights up at night to look like Rainbow Road

>>255479491
Captain Falcon helmet for Tomodachi Life or Virtual Console F-Zero?

>>255479618
Lawsuits aren't from IPs, they are from injuries, food poisoning, and the like.

If you invest for a theme park you don't invest big and internationally. For example, even disney only has 6 themeparks.

Merchandise is expensive as shit to provide, especially when you're talking about having to produce your own custom merchandise that isn't to be sold to other places to use as prizes (e.g. six flags)

You clearly haven't looked into this enough.

>>255480457

>Not utilizing previous theme park errors as ways to learn not to make them yourself

>6 theme parks worldwide
>not big and internationally.

>>255479491
It would literally be a gift shop item that sells for $15 but costs $2 to make.

>>255479483
>>255480457
is this bait? you're speaking as if every theme park of all time is not profitable
do people really think it's going to happen? i highly doubt it
do you really think nintendo doesn't have enough money to do something like this?

>Buy annual tickets
>having your Mii printed on the ticket

> yfw it'll be a success
> tfw reddit will be credited

>>255478931
but that's wrong anon
you would need to give everyone a flashlight/vacuum

>>255481191
I am not at all familiar with the Luigi's Mansion series but that doesn't really contradict anything I said

>Nintendo releases a 3DS app for Real Life Nintendo Land

>Nintendo Releases an Achievement Score Tab for people to track their Achievements earned in Nintendo Land, breaking objective high scores, reaching objectives, etc, a la Blizzard's Achievement system but 3ds with 3ds' panels and what not as well

>Achievement unlockers gain digital prizes, making the entire park a game to beat, in theme of Nintendo and its relationship to the consumer being a player

>Those who fully unlock all achievement not only get cool unique digital things, but also get to have dinner with Satoru Iwata,

>MFW Iwata's job is to have dinner with people every weekend now.

Imagine, dinner with the CEO. It's like you beat the game IRL, and you're rewarded to meet Iwata.

>>255481353
You really are missing out on some fun games

>>255480949
Could they? Yeah sure.

Would it be a sound investment?

Hell no.

Theme parks can be profitable, but they are an extremely expensive venture with minimal profits. You'd essentially be paying for an extremely expensive advertisement.


>>255480713
Saying you can utilize what others have fucked up is easy, actually being able to on the other hand is different. Avoiding lawsuits is impossible, settling out of court and making sure it maintains a low profile is something you need to be damned sure you can do.

Developed over 60 years.

>>255481527

With that said, getting all achievement points would be impossible to non-autists.

>>255481527
Oh God, we really need to get this funded

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>Metroid 3d ride
>One of those cool rides like the Transformers/Spiderman rides at universal. Its a mixture of 3d screen and a moving cart (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SQtBh_LCNs)
>Screens of a Galactic Federation administrator prepping you for your mission while waiting in line
>Cart slowly taking you through Metroid areas. Its pretty relaxing
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwHcH8cKf6k starts playing
>You are in the phazon mines. Glowing blue shit everywhere
>Suddenly metroids
>metroids fucking everyhwere
>a metroid lunges for the cart
>suddenly freezes from something off screen
>shatters from a missile
>MOTHER FUCKING SAMUS ARAN
>the cart follows her through another couple metroid areas
>cart grinds to a halt
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90f9wfZKF9o
>ITS FUCKING RIDLEY
>Samus fights Ridley right in front of you
>He picks up the cart and drops it, crashing through the ground
>"SELF DESTRUCT INITIATED. EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY"
>The cart moves faster then ever, going through all the areas you had already been through, but this time with samus jumping around fighting ridley as it goes
>Red lights flashing everyhwere
>Countdown from 5
>Cart launches off just as soon as it reaches 1
>Can hear a huge explosion behind you
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1ZjyWma4P8 plays while you pull back into the docking station

HEY WAIT I REMEMBER A FRANCHISE THAT NOBODY IS BOTHERING TO REMEMBER THEMSELVES IN THIS
WAVE RACE
ALSO EXCITEBIKE

>>255481673

>People on thread having fun talking about cool brainstorming ideas for nintendoland

>Drawfags join in and make cool sketches, people having fun

>WAH WAH THIZ IZ NOT POZZIBLE! YO FOOLS! *SNORT SNORT*

fuck off. we're having fun.

>>255446105
I bet no one suggested a life-sized Mario Party board. I was trying to plan a carnival around a similar idea, but who am I kidding? I suck.

>>255481839
Normally I am all for brainstorming some fun ideas, but trying to push a petition is when it turns into autism fest.

>>255481829
and Pilotwings, we really need a Pilotwings ride of some sort

>>255481829
I agree. Jetski racing should be there in Isle Delfino (water park)

Excite Bike 2 dangerous for toddlers though.

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>>255446105
>Giant arcade containing every Nintendo game ever made
>Donkey Kong Mine Cart Coaster
>Yoshi-Go-Round
>Star Fox Rollercoaster Space Mountain Style
>Swinging King of Red Lions Boat
>Peach's Castle (Please do not jump into the paintings)
>Metroid Lazer Tag
>Mascots and Face Characters
Terrible idea that will never happen

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>>255481527

>TFW Greed Island-feel IRL

Fund it.

>>255481796
>Prime phazon horseshit
Was great 'til you brought in the worst games in the series.

>>255481932
The problem with a Mario Party attraction like that is time consideration. How long do you think it would take to actually finish a game like that in real life?

>>255481932

This is a good idea, anon.

But how would the mini games work?

>>255482230
Aw, c'mon, anon, it's just laying down colored tiles and building around that. Except when you want them to be on bridges. Everything goes wrong when it comes to the bridges...

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>>255481796

FUND IT

I feel Sammysonicfan would be someone that could come up with great ideas for this park.

>>255482421
>tiles
Whoops, I meant tiles with colored circular PADS on them. My bad.

>>255482470
There would be a statue in the front dedicated to him.

>>255482230

Have a big segment where people play table game IRL with themselves as board pieces. No mini games. Sessions shouldn't last long

bridges that close up and people fall into the water if they land on "?", etc.

Or even better, make it like mario party 9/10 where people are a team and they go on a Ride straightforward and do mini-games together.

>>255482582
oh wait shit forget this
i read the entire post wrong to begin with and thought about the time to make it, not finish the game

>>255482137
don't forget the pokemon snap ride with animatronics of all 700+ pokemon

>>255482746
I was thinking a live animal zoo that contained species that were inspiration for Pokemon, with educational plaques and such. Like a fennec fox exhibit with a plaque with factual information and a picture of Evee on it.

>>255482746

>animatronics

The pokemon are Digital and you see them with the Camera.

what they can do is turn the entire cart windows into the digital camera, so once you're inside it seems like outside is full of pokemon, and you take pictures with a camera controller.

>>255481829
>WAVE RACE
Fuck, I want this now.
It would have to just be a ride though, as I doubt they'd have jet ski races at a theme park.

Would be cool if the theme park was like Smash Bros., though, with Wave Race at Isle Delfino like >>255481998 mentioned.

>onett arcade with nintendo games
>fire emblem and zelda
>sonic at yoshis island

>>255483091
>educational plaques

boooooring

>>255481829
Those would be like off-park tours. Like the Nas-Car experience at Disney. Pilotwings with Hang-Gliding would be another such attraction.

>>255483091
Get a load of this nerd.

How do we get the ice climbers involved in this?

Jeff's Gadgetworks

Shop that sells cool as fuck gadgets, like a boxing glove attached to a crane that extends to punch people, dinosaurs that grow bigg if you add water, but in this case it would be mother figures.

Stink bombs, maybe minor fireworks, and so on

would be a small shop.

>>255483509

shit IP. irrelevant. let it die.


or you can have a big Mcdonalds-like ball-pool and the aim is to climb to the top of the "mountain" aka the game, and you climb around ropes and shit just like when you were a kid in those mcdonald labyrinths, with "enemies" which are bouncy walls, all while the floor is slippery since its supposed to be an ice mountain.

>>255483509
Ice climbers indoor ski slope.

>>255483291
>>255483507
I guess I'm the only one who likes zoos.
I guess a museum full of exhibits related to Nintendo's history as a company would be out of the question too? Like that Game Boy from the Gulf War that's still functioning and playing cards from the 1800s.

>>255483949
I bet you're fun at parties.

>>255483509
SNOW CONES
BITCH

>>255483291
Nintendo celebrations have always been educational.

>>255483949
Well, lets put it this way. While its a cool idea, people are going to a theme park to have fun, not to learn things

Besides, the Desert Storm Game Boy is at the Nintendo store in NYC

>>255483509
We create some sort of rock climbing wall that's extremely high and consists of you trying to jump and grab the pterodactyl's feet at the top to win a special prize. It will move from side to side at the top using some kinda metal bar or something helping it do so too. Also many of the grips are frosted and icy for extra challenge.

>>255483509

Snow cones, Icees, etc for stands

Indoor Ski, with cosplayers of enemies and popo and nana.

As an actual original theme game, >>255483862

>>255484250
And while we're at it hire some lawyers to deal with the mountain of lawsuits stemming from that

>>255484247

>what is Epcot

I wouldn't mind a little museum exhibiting nintendo's history, but that should probably go in the Hotel Resort Area as a park near the Hotel Area, and that's about it, or in a hallway while entering a park, but not as an attraction.

>>255484646
Ok, now thats a good idea

there should be real warp pipes that you use to get around

>>255446105
How about a giant bounce walk of 1-1 from Super Mario Bros?

>>255485176
Simple, effective, I like it

>>255485153
I remember Nintendo Power joking about how they were working on building a real warp pipe. They seemed so convincing that I actually believed them as a kid.

>>255484525
I didn't mean a jump as high as the Ice Climbers themselves you fool. And the rope would still be on you at the top anyway, so it's not worse than a normal rock climbing wall.
Also, adding onto my original suggestions, I'd like something like small holes in the wall that occasionally shoot out chilly air at you to try and distract you/blow you off if you're not being too careful. There'd probably be some other way to exploit things like the fruits you could collect in the bonus stage, too. For example, making all the grips near the top be vegetables, with you getting a special bonus if you manage to 'collect them,' as in, putting your weight on them enough to activate some kind of weight sensor that deactivates the lights making the fruit colored to begin with to make it 'disappear' and become a normal grip so you can make your way up using it. And if you get all the vegetables and grab the pterodactyl's feet without falling, you get a prize. And it could be wide enough to have about 3 difficulties of walls, each with their own unique vegatable to collect. Easiest is eggplant, medium is cucumber, hardest is pumpkin. The hardest difficulty will have conveyor-belt grips.