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Previous thread >>255357559
What started as Nintendo theme park discussion turned into a campaign to get Nintendo's attention on this. We need as much help as we can get.

>It'll never work! Nintendo won't spend billions just because of an internet campaign!
The goal is simply to get their attention. Miyamoto has hinted at making it happen someday. This will be a full-blown campaign for Nintendo to see how much fans would like for this to happen. We're simply trying to spark some interest and see where things go.

We need:
>Artists, to think of some cool ideas for rides and draw them.
>People to spread the word on various websites/forums

We're going to have to plan an official date to get this going. We'll post messages and drawings on Miiverse, get Twitter trends going, and so on. We'll start on Twitter a day or two before, to get it snowballing and hopefully have a good trend going by the time by start posting on Miiverse.
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We had a date for friday for the miiverse posts.
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>>255383780
Concept for an OC that we need someone to draw.
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I love the idea, but...

>Nintendo
>listening to fans
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If anything were to happen it would probably just be based in Japan and wouldn't be completed for a decade or so.
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>>255384228
Yeah, that's what it is for now. But we need to make sure we can get some artists and get enough attention by then.
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>>255384240

...try not to go full-blown autist yet

>restruants
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Random ideas taken from the other thread:
>Life-size Peach's Castle.
>Zelda store with the Happy Mask Salesman selling Zelda merchandise
>F-Zero high speed rollercoaster that does crazy shit.
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>>255384513
nigga gotta eat
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>>255383780
Nintendo doesn't have enough money for that shit. I'm sure they definitely want to but you're completely underestimating just how much fucking money it costs to make and entire goddamn theme park. We're talking billions and billions in upfront costs for a payoff years away, Nintendo can't handle that kind of load right now.
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>>255384905
That doesn't mean we can't get their interest. All we're telling them is yes, we want it to happen.
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I'd really like a Metroid style laser shooting ride kinda like the MIB Alien Attack Ride.
>load up in a Samus ship cart
>everyone is given a blaster or arm cannon
>takes you through multiple areas across Samus's career
>Zebes, SR-388, Tallon IV, Aether/Dark Aether
>blast at statues of various enemies
>randomized face-off moments with notable villains (Ridley, SA-X, Kraid, Dark Samus)
>ends with a fight against mother brain (in the tank and her body from Super Metroid)
>before you get off the ride you get a score and a "See you next mission!" lit up sign
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>>255384905
How did Walt Disney do it by making cartoons alone?
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>>255384905
we're aware of that. What we need to do is first just get the idea to Nintendo. Spark some interest. From that, maybe they could consider it and think of some ideas on how it could work.

Also, it's not like it needs to be a full-blown billion dollar theme park right away. They could start small and make it bigger as it gets more popular.
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>Kid Icarus restaurant where an actors/chefs dressed like Palutena, Pit, and Centurians makes your food right before you
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http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2013/03/miyamoto_teases_the_possibility_of_a_real_nintendo_land_in_the_future
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2013/03/miyamoto_teases_the_possibility_of_a_real_nintendo_land_in_the_future
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You know I always got bugged when others would say this place was NintendoGAF just because there were occasions we loved what they did but now I'm seeing it.
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>>255384513
He's got the right idea though.
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>>255385263
If Palutena cooks for you does that mean it purposely has to be shitty?
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>>255385143
he put up everything he had to build disneyland, which cost $20 million to build in the year between the summer of 54 and the summer of 55

on opening day (for the press) the event was a mess

water fountains had no working plumbing. the choice was between toilets and water fountains

in the early days they had trouble making payroll, resulting in last minute bank runs to get people paid

if disneyland did not succeed, it would have sunk walt disney studios
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>>255385625
that's why they'd start small and build up over the years as it gets more popular, disney went from one small theme park to 4 mega parks
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>Pikmin section makes you feel like you shrunk down to Olimar's size.
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Where should we spread the word?
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>>255386069
Anywhere you can. We need to find artists, too.
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>you may never take your girlfriend to a cozy night in nintendo land during christmas
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It may never exist but when it does we'll all be too old for it.

You know it to be true.
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>>255386069
It's not going to happen
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>>255386069
>>255386143
Oh, but first we should probably set an official date. Should we stick to this Friday, or put it off until we can make this bigger? The bigger, the better.
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>Fire Emblem attraction
>Big castle filled with toy swords and spears
>Every so often they hold a tournament, very similar to Medieval Times
>Many pairs of dudes and chicks get their prop weapons and start going at each other with them
>They actually try their best
>All of the armor is prop gear made of hard plastic so as to not have it fall apart in one or two hits
>A few cosplayers are dressed as famous characters and they have a Gathering of Heroes Tournament every so often
>Tons of cheap FE merch outside, including party city-tier full-body armor suits
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>>255386269
>The goal is simply to get their attention. Miyamoto has hinted at making it happen someday.
>We're simply trying to spark some interest and see where things go.
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>>255386143
Where do we find Artist? Do you'll they'll notice the Daily Threads?

We have to find a way to get this rolling.
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>>255386290
Hard to say at this Point. Hopefully we'll get more activity during the day. We need one good piece of OC to get the Threads noticed
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Oh god, actual Mario kart could happen, excluding the items, maybe just the most extravagant go kart arenas physically made.

Indoor Star Fox roller coaster that acts like a giant space battle similar to Brawl's Space Armada stage

Metroid Prime Hunters laser tag

Kirby themed cafe

An over glorified egg hunt based on Yoshis Island inside of a giant bouncy castle that is completely a maze.
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>>255386479
We'll need to make several threads per day, at different times. I'll make some, but anyone else is free to make their own thread too.

In my future threads, I'll put more emphasis on the fact that we need artists. Feel free to do the same.

We need to get as many people as possible in on this. This needs to be huge.
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>>255386746
can you see it anon? do you want to witness it, feel it, live it? Spread the word as much as possible
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>>255385625
Yeah but anon, when Pirates of the Caribean breaks down the pirates don't throw special goron crop in the tourist's mouths!
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>>255386712
>Hopefully we'll get more activity during the day.
That's what I'm hoping for. Maybe tomorrow afternoon this could be booming with replies.

>We need one good piece of OC to get the Threads noticed
I agree with you there. Especially if it's the OP pic. That'll get a lot of attention.
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to do the bare minimum theme park, it would cost between 900k to 1.5 billion. this is bare bones rides with light to moderate nintendo theming.

im thinking two good, well-themed rides, two six flags type major rides, one good themed restuarant, a handful of smaller rides (bowsers teacups and shit)

it would cost about 3-4 billion dollars to do something 100% within theme and with the latest technology

it's the difference between this (1.4 billion cost): http://www.yesterland.com/images-westcot/westcot2_dca2007ww.jpg

and this: (4 billion cost): http://www.japan-guide.com/g3/3016_sea_01.jpg


just to give you a rough idea

i doubt nintendo could fund the bare minimum, let alone a proper themepark
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>>255386773
hell if money is the problem, we'll tell nintendo to open a fundraiser sort of thing if they really want to, and people can pitch in how much they want
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>>255386773
>We need to get as many people as possible in on this.

Do you think we'll have resort to pic related?
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>Kid Icarus simulation ride like Star Tours
>Different adventure every time
>Animatronic Palutena is inside the ride with everyone, talking to on-screen Pit
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>>255386885
I will spread that, and try to draw some stuff for you guys, it will take a few days due to work but I'll lurk the threads for ideas.
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>>255387060
We don't need to
They'll jump on the twitter bandwagon
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>On a monorail to the main entrance from the parking area
>It goes through a tunnel
>Mario's voice comes on through the loudspeaker
>"Welcome to Nintendo Land! Enjoy your stay! Wahoo!"
>This starts playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTnujailcZM
>Right at the end of the song you exit the tunnel and see the entirety of the park from above
>This starts playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GF3JYa0ql4&t=20s
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One thing I noticed about the last thread was no one was really talking about size.

How big we going for? How to section area off?
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>>255387196
Awesome, thanks.

In that case, this Friday probably isn't a good idea. We'll wait awhile for some art to accumulate.

Actually, instead of planning a date right away, we should just keep having these threads daily, and get tons of attention. Then in the near future, plan a date? Sound good to you guys? Until then, we can get this as big as possible.
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>>255387196
if you want to, try drawing the monorail thing this guy >>255387316 is describing
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>3DS Spotpasses that give you exclusive puzzles and miis
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>>255383780
>You will never hoverhand Nintendo Princesses models in RL Nintendoland.
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>>255387456
it'll have to start small like disney did at first and build up over the years
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>>255387495
sounds good to me, I'm the guy who said friday at 5, but now that I think about it, we need to make this as big as possible so friday might be too soon
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guys where the fuck would we make the miiverse posts? im hyped for this
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this is what is considered a themepark in japan

good luck nintendo. surely revenue from your failed console can help fund something of this quality
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>>255387196
Thanks Anon. You're a good guy.
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Honestly, I just want to see Nintendo and other publishers get behind this since it's already in progress.

http://gamenationparks.com/
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>>255387495
Yeah Friday is way too soon. we'll decide later on.
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>>255386746
>implying it wouldn't be a Yoshi carousel with different colored Yoshis to ride on
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The very center of Nintendo Land should be Peach's Castle, where VIPs can lodge on the top, and a grand Nintendo arcade (with some SEGA) in the main hall.
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>>255387868
I bet the employee suicide rate is through the roof there.
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Just make sure that to NOT SELL ANY VIDEOGAMES ON ANY STORE

for laughs

also, yoshi eggs scattered around the park whit scratch and sniff technology
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>>255388238

>one of the Yoshi is missing
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Where would it be?
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not that great of an idea but for fun;

http://nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/Nintendo_Wiki

click random page and come up with an interesting idea for the theme park
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you guys are fucking retarded and have no idea how much a themepark costs. None of you faggots would even go to it
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>>255384775
>>Zelda store with the Happy Mask Salesman selling Zelda merchandise

Someone needs to hire Bo Dallas for this.
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speaking of games and theme parks, do any of the disney parks have any Kingdom Hearts stuff in them?
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>>255388678
You're retarded
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>>255387809
>>255388235
Great, sounds good. Let's get this shit rolling.
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>>255388426

I don't know how I'd respond to this. I'd immediately assume there's one to get or the fruit or something
It'd bother me for years
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>>255388578
Japan. Duh.
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>>255388593
>List of Activision games

No, this is a bad idea.
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>>255388767
so is your mom
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>>255388678

No, not really. Your best chance is going to the gift shop in the Japanese section of Epcot (Mitsukoshi), since they stock miscellaneous video game and anime merchandise. Even then, you might not find anything Kingdom Hearts.
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>>255388678
>>255388767
I did a simple search and found out this was a thing.
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>>255389252
is that the great saiyaman?
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>>255388593
>http://nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/LAN_Adapter
im sorry im re-rolling hope you dont mind

>http://nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Amiibo_figures
i dont know, sell the amiibos there
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there better be some "Mario Kart" kart is this park
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>>255389370
I..think it is
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>>255388678
you can buy sea salt ice cream at disney land japan
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why did the pokepark became kill?
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>>255388578
Japan or Washington
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>>255390027
looks like a state fair to be honest
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>>255389252
Another pic so you know that this happened awhile back
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>>255390027
it was meant to be temporary, also THIS is what a Nintendoland would look like, far cheaper than Disneyland
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Park could have a small Donkey Kong area with little snack huts with banana( and maybe coconut) themed snacks/drinks. Obviously a jungle appearance in the area. Main ride (or only) in the area could be a coaster based on the mine cart levels in caves .
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>>255390265
Holy shit, I forgot about the mine carts. That would be an awesome ride.
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>>255390027
why is that torchic so huge holy shit
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>>255383780

Nintendo has already looked into and thought about it and its simply not happening. The best you could do is convince them to update NintendoLand with Wave Race and such expansions.
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>>255388578
One in Japan, one in Florida.

Also:
>Lon Lon Ranch with horses and cucc...chickens
>Epona Rides
>Ingo working the stalls
>Adult Malon to drop spaghetti around
>Chateau Romani (yeah, wrong game, but fuck it) for the adults
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>>255390568

Florida has too many theme parks. Maybe Virginia or North Carolina.
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>>255390027
Well at least all that stuff could come out of storage.

And for everyone saying it couldn't work, look at Legoland. Nintendo's properties are at least as well known and popular and something on a similar scale could easily work.

It took decades for Walt Disney World to have four massive parks, water parks, and a downtown entertainment district. No one expects that.
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>>255391000

Florida has the infrastructure to support it with all that tourism dosh, though.
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>>255390568
>Chateau Romani
>for the adults
>no kids allowed
>Inside is actually a place based around nostalgia whit old games
>you can play the nes, snes and n64 even gc
> they only serve milk
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>>255388578
Washington of course.
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>>255391000
Literally where?
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Bump for interest
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>>255385987
Maybe they could make a deal with Six Flags or something. Get a Nintendo section of Six Flags parks. Kind of like what they did with Looney Tunes.

Or maybe even with Disney. Nintendo and Disney seem to be pretty tight, considering they've been publishing Disney games since at least the N64 era.

Holy shit I am hyped.
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>>255391109
Chateau Romani for the adults and lon lon milk for the kids
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>>255391061

How many swamps would they tear down to build it?
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>>255391241
>Since at least the N64 era

Nigga, they've been publishing Disney since the NES. Honestly, I'd think Capcom would be the easier one to get for Disney, considering they've been making Disney games for a while.
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>>255391000
That's the point. That's where a lot of theme park fans go and there's definitely a crossover market built in already.

There's a reason the Game Nation folks launched in Ft. Myers. Also, property in Florida is relatively cheap.
>>255391109
I love this. But maybe in that case make it the Milk Bar, separate from the ranch, complete with a stage for a band to play Zelda music. Milk Bar theme plays over the PA otherwise.

I don't see Nintendo going for a no kids allowed area but like >>255391320 said, you can have separate drinks for kids and adults and play with the concept.

And speaking of music, maybe add Zora Hall for performances.
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>>255390137
>>255391135
>Washington
Why?
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>>255391821
NoA is based in Seattle.
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>robotic plants like that one plant at disney world that moves around the park but with this it would be a creepy crysanthmum
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OP here, I have to go soon. I won't be able to make another thread on this until tomorrow at around 11-11:30 AM Central.

If someone wants to make a thread about it before that, feel free to. Just make sure to put some good details in the OP and get people's attention.
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>>255391906
I thought they were in Redmond. Besides, it doesn't make sense to build a park there. It makes more sense in a place of high commerce like Orlando or Los Angeles. Theme parks partially survive on being in places people are going to be anyways. I can't think of a reason someone would go to Washington.
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>>255383780
>Mario Galaxy themed roller coaster
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>>255391241
Six Flags is a sinking ship which is sad. Disney or doing it themselves is a better way to go.
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Maybe Universal can raze that one theme park with all of the Marvel characters and let Nintendo have their way.
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>>255391000
>Nintendo themepark in Florida
>Yfw Mario Sunshine themed resort
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>>255392517
Park should be different from the result, or possibly have 2 different parks, Nintendo Land and Nintendo World.
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>>255391606
>Game Nation

what the fuck is this? Just googled it and sounds pretty interesting, but something with this concept wouldve been all over the internet by noe
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>>255383780
>campaing to get a huge international company to use millions of dollars to build a theme park

This is stupid and so are you
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>>255391563
My mistake, I don't know much about Disney games to be honest. I just remembered that Mickey Mouse racing game on the N64 was published by Nintendo.

>>255392146
It is Redmond. I just said Seattle because the cities are basically right next to each other, and Seattle is the more recognizable of the two
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>>255392517
>Sunshine themed resort
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I'm thinking mixing franchises in similarly themed areas may be the way to go.

Like Peach's Castle and Hyrule Castle Town like castle. Have characters like Honey and Darling and the woman that can't scratch her back, etc. Maybe put the Astral Observatory from Majora's Mask in a space themed area.
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How about an Obstacle Course inspired by the first world of Super Mario Brothers?
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>>255392761
It's not that well known yet and has only gotten coverage on a few gaming sites.

I have a friend in FL that wanted to go to "celebration" proof of concept thing, but wasn't able to and I told him that when the actual thing opens, I'm headed down. The idea is to have a real life MMO type thing going on in the park, and the guy said in an interview they're working on getting publishers to allow them to have licensed attractions. Give me a sec and I'll find it.
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>>255393056
It could work like one of those big trampoline things with the bungee cords attached
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this thread is full of so many hopes and dreams...
there is still love and happiness int his world
also i truly do support that idea where the pikmin area would make it appears youve been shrunken down to pikmin size
imagine random events when this would happen in a random part of the park and you follow them to pikmin section to a "underground cavern" party https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhd9i8mhpzU
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GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUSY
WHAT IF
WHAT
IF
HEAR ME OUT
WHAT IF
HOTEL/VILLA BASED AROUND ANIMAL CROSSING
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI7fafWQE9U
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>>255392114
Okay Anon see you tommorow Thanks.
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>>255393282
>luigi mansion during october
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>>255393282
And this song can be played in the lobby:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KAFTh5zqF4

Fuck I'd be all over that.
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>>255393209
Here.
http://farm.gameskinny.com/adleu/an-interview-with-daniel-ruke-creator-of-the-first-video-game-theme-park-game-nation

It's a good read for anyone interested in the concepts in this thread. It's based less around using game properties for traditional rides, but the concepts are interesting and could be used for Streetpass type things, special perks for park visitors, etc.

If all the publishers could play nice, this could be huge with the right support.
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>>255393449
yeah nintendo could easily do this on a large scale it would be perfect
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Paper Mario Adventure Hour in the form of high tier puppet theatre.
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>>255393282
>Restaurant based around Kirby
>Pudding, doughnuts, orange juice galore
>Hotel Delfino
>Metroid themed enhanced reality game to shoot your friends
>Mario Kart go Karts
>Star Fox roller coaster
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>>255390265
Minecart coaster could be like space mountain, not that crazy but really visually appealling. Kremlins and shit everywhere, almost collisions with other carts and what not, then the real shit could be the rhinocoaster, it would be more like the Hulk in that it would be a crazy fucking high speed ride.
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>>255393808
>eating contests while Gourmet Race plays
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>>255393282
>Animal Crossing area
>no rides or anything, just a place to rest up and chill a bit
>at the center they plant a tree that's been there since the day the park opened and let it grow as the park ages
>right next to that tree is a giant stand where you can buy hats based on either villagers or clothing items that appear in the series (like the male villager's bull horns cap and female's hat)
>New Leaf day to night music playing all over, changing whenever an hour passes
>there's a coffee shop based on Brewster's cafe in Wild World
>every Saturday night someone will go on the stage in the cafe and take requests for what KK songs to play live
>DJ KK comes out to the entrance of the park on special events (like for example if it's a popular series' 25th anniversary or something on that day he'll play a medley of that series)
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If this were to happen, all I know is that the rotating swings would be a giant mushroom.

The super tall swing ride would be one of the tall skinny mushrooms.
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>>255393808
i think that if sakurai where to work on this project, he'd be all over the place fucking whit everything
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>>255393580
Same poster: Just had an idea for a coffee shop/cafe themed around Earthbound that plays stuff like this the entire time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEgi_ww-bf8
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>>255394030
>Disguise trash pickup as game for the kids
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Am I the only one getting way too excited over this?
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>>255393808
>>255394103
>go into metroid themed hotel room
>ceiling is starscape
>go to sleep
>wake up to find giant ridley face staring at you
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>>255392928
To go with this. A mountain region with Death Mountain, the Wind Fish egg, etc.

The egg itself could be an exclusive VIP thing for people that collect all 8 instrument pins or something.
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autopia clone = mario kart

big thunder mountain clone = donkey kong mine cart

sleeping beauty/cinderlla castle = peach castle

mushroom kingdom = main street usa

donkey kong country = jungle cruise

metroid = space mountain with metroid projections/ridley attacks

submarine voyage = that underwater level from star fox 64
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>>255394337
>to big to fit the ceiling
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>>255394285
We're all hyped.
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>>255385142
I think Star Fox might work out better...could be a bit kid-friendlier too
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Guys. The idea's great. Real great. But face it. At the bare minimum, this idea's not going anywhere without reddit's help. You need them for media coverage at any rate. And of course they'll give it to you regardless.
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Kirby's Air Ride
A kart race track modelled after Top Race.
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>>255394030
>resetti police
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>>255394285
Nope.

Besides avoiding shitposting and console wars, we gotta keep the dream alive so we can all go to Nintendo World one day. Shit, my inner child freaked out over a store in Rockefeller Plaza. I can't imagine what it would be like to see this become reality.
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>>255394396
Change that DK mine cart ride to a Matterhorn type ride and you got some gold right there.
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>>255394673
Well, if Legoland is a thing, I don't see why Nintendo Land couldn't, I mean, when you think about it, there's so much to work with.
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>>255394638
>>>/r/eddit
i see through your disquise
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>>255394268
It'll be that shitty Universal Studios game for the Gamecube all over again, except in real life.
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>>255394285
Let the Hype Train carry you.
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>>255394638

this is the most retarded thing i have ever heard
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>Nintendo makes a theme park in the US
>Gets blackmailed to pay "protection money" from Mickey Mouse
>Kids are running around asking for Dorito Mountain and Master Chief's Spooky House Ride
>Rosalina actors are getting raped in broad daylight by Nintendrones
>Link actors getting torn apart by smelly fat bishie fangirls
>Nintendo fails to pay protection money
>Donald Duck suicide bombs the Nintendo Train Parade
>Miyamoto commits sudoku in the Pikmin Maze with The Master Sword
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>>255394396
>submarine voyage = that underwater level from star fox 64
>mfw Aquas
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>golden statue of miyamoto and all the past successors of nintendo in the center holding there creations hands
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>>255394646
i can see that
or what if
AIR MACHINES BUMPA CARS
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>>255393238

The warp pipe I'm 1-1 would be a slide to the bonus room where you collect coins and climb up the other pipe (a ladder/elevator). There are two player on at a time competing for the most coins/points. Who ever has more wins a prize.
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>Cooking Mama Restaurant
>Tom Nook gift shop
>Giant NES building with an arcade with classic NES cabinets like DK1 and some new games locked into multiplayer like custom robo or smash
>If Pikmin don't their own attraction of any sort hide lots of them all around the park in grass, on trees, ect
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>>255395069

Jesus Christ, stop. Daily reminder that Miyamoto will die in my lifetime...
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What music should be playing at the entrances?
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what would be the space mountain of nintendoland? I'm thinking a lylatt rollercoaster adventure
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>>255395006
>pikmin maze
i like it
maybe make groups of 5 at the entrance and give them different pikmin hats and make them solve puzzles and shit
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>>255395258
>Pikmin are all around the park, basically hidden Mickey's
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>>255395269
see
>>255387316
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Hidden Details like pic related on the back of a sign.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mBiPCVqxBY

>Street sweepers drawing Nintendo character on the walkways
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>>255395334
I'm thinking the previously suggested DKC mine cart ride.

Star Fox should be adapted to something like the Aerosmith rollercoaster.

That way you get irl barrel rolls.
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>>255383780

This is why I come to /v/. These ideas, the brainstorming, the true partnership.

I want to help, how can I help? I can draw somewhat decently, better at building shit in 3D programs (i went full autist when minecraft released and know sketchup really well)
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>>255395618
Imagine starting out on a routine Star Fox patrol when all of the sudden this hits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5ZBu3nHJkM

>Can't let you do that, Star Fox.
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>>255395269

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWHMj6ccSwA

The Nintendoland theme already reminds me of something "Main Street USA" esque.

Otherwise, I think either Galaxy Hub soundtracks work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCNn8_Cnl-0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--A8i8-vy4M
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>>255395761
Read the thread and draw the shit that makes your pee pee the most happy
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>>255395761
I think doing sketches/3D renderings of some of the ideas presented in the threads would be a good start.
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real life luigi's mansion minigame with a robot ghost
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>>255383780
My idea:

>Yoshi's Island Waterboats.
>A decent-sized lake/pond decorated in Yoshi stuff.
>Flowers with faces, blueish mounts and lots of big fruit all around.
>An island in the middle with either statue or animatronic Yoshis (I'd recommed the former cause being near water and all.).
>Possible some other islands with other statues and characters.
>You ride on Yoshi-shaped paddle-boats of different colros as you paddle around the islands while chill Yoshi music plays.

Not all can be show-stoppers. soemtiems an attraction to chill is always nice.
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>>255384775

>Potion shop with Koume and Kotake selling candy
>Occasionally the guy who plays Ganon will be at the front desk to fill in for them, but in disguise and vehemently denying that he is, in fact, Ganon

That will never happen, but it'd be cute.
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>>255395761
once you peel back the layer of shitstorming, autist arguing, sjw blaming, and console war bullshit, /v/ has some pretty cool people occupying it
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>Hotel area is Peach's Castle
>Premium suite is at the top of the never-ending staircase

Mama mia.
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I like the ideas and all but stop trying to emulate Disney world and think of something original!
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Why are you dumb faggots talking about rides? What about the fucking games? Imagine playing Starfox inside a fucking Arwing that moves like those Initial D cars. Pokemon battles a la Yu Gi Oh holograms.
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Okay, a big themepark needs to have at least some resorts. What do you got?
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>>255395083
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>255391348

Since when did swamps stop anything?
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>>255396134
nobody is original so stop being a bitch
-god
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>>255394765
matterhorn = ice climbers
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>zelda attraction has tiny minish cap figures everywhere
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>>255396247
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>>255396080
Oh man, the water park possibilities.

Needs an area themed after the Minus World. Maybe have floats shaped like those water bugs from Wet Dry Land. Throw in a cheeky Water Temple themed section too for good measure.
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>>255396247
Super Mario Sunshine Isle Delfino resort is the only answer.
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>>255396080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85AB1p6wpaY
>this plays
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>>255396247
Stock Pot Inn, with a qt Anju actress. An Anju's mother actress can tell stories about Nintendo lore to people, etc. They can have a dejected Goron animatronic sitting outside complaining about someone taking his room.

Might work better as an attraction in one of the town themed areas though.
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>>255396251
>designed spin button
>it goes slow at first but then you go full turbo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>255396459
thanks for ruining it, you jerk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oehP8zIUjMM
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Wind Waker water ride
F Zero loopty loop fast upside down roller coaster
DK Mine Cart Ride
Metroid Horror Ride
Skyward Sword Bird Thing ride
Warpstar Ride (For kids)
Star Fox ride up in the fucking air
Metroid Laser Tag
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>>255396670
if there is going to be a goron it better either dance or make OUH and OUUUUOH sounds
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>>255396134
give me an example of what you consider original
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>>255396368
Same with the Pikmin attraction
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>>255396384
>Having fun at the Nintendo Water Park
>Oh sweet they have a Water Temple, let's check this out
>Guy at the front stops you and asks if you have the Iron Boots
>W-What?
>I'm sorry sir but this attraction is for guests who have the Iron Boots only
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>>255396937
A cool ride.
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This is the most autistic fucking thing I've seen on /v/. They will never make a damn theme park just because some virgins started tweeting them.

Even if they did, it would be aimed at kids. There would be no Ocarina of Time, Mario Sunshine resort, or anything you nostalgia fags care about. Everything would be based around New Super Mario Bros. series. And since this board is 18+ I really hope none of you mouth breathing idiots would ever go there without your kids. Jesus.

I can just imagine some fat 25 year old neckbeard in line for a Mario Kart ride aimed at 14 year olds by himself.
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>>255387605

I'd pity any woman who has to work as a face character in Nintendoland. There would be so many greasy, delusional neckbeards to deal with. It'd be even worse than what the princesses have to deal with at Disney.
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>>255396845
I was the one that mentioned different environmental themes earlier. You can have Gorons in the Death Mountain/Tamaranch Mountain hybrid area. Darunia getting down is too good to resist.
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>>255396670
you had me at qt Anju
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>>255396080
I think wind wanker would work better for that

>calmly sailing on a red lion king paddle/boat
>you can go fishing and find secret treasure and chests
>at night or ot at midday an event in which Terra pirates fight enemy ships
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>>255396840
>DK (Original) obstacle course
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>>255397053
What part of, "Children of all ages" do you not understand, faggot?
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>>255397162
>wind wanker

I'm strangely aroused.
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>>255397053
Let the big babies have their fantasy. It's soon bedtime for them anyway(Amerizone) so the rest of us can discuss actual games instead of Nintendo Religion's Heaven, Rosalina and Pic of the Day.
Maybe we can get some actual discussion going.
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>>255397162
>Implying a water ride in which you ride the King of Red Lions with a cannon aiming at targets to earn point isn't a better Wind Waker ride.

I chosoe yoshi cause that's how the games tend to be: much chill.
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Would they get actors dressed up that get as into their characters as the ones at Disneyland?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ_A-dvZaDc
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>>255396998
>they only let you in if you wear a zora tunic
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>>255397053
>being this much of a buzzkill
> le autistic neckbeards
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>Nintendo has a bunch of sports games
>Yfw they can literally just put in golf, tennis, and a whole other bunch of things and claim it to be Nintendo
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>>255397053
>le moiuth breathing faggots lele le autism
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>>255397343
>squid minigame irl
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They should include downloadable demos of games in their respective rides.

>imagine downloading F-Zero 3DZ while waiting to ride the Big Blue

To be honest Nintendo would have to get bought out by Disney for this to happen. I'd be fine with it, as long as they left the games alone. I don't think I'd mind a Mario x Mickey title as long as it was well made.
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>>255397053

if you're so bothered to make a post about it you're probably just as much of an autistic faggot.

Besides, it's obvious this'd never happen but I for one like silly pojects with no other use but to make /v/ not rage for once.
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>going on a cruise through Woodfall
>Deku Scrub guards demand that you leave
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>>255397053
Goddamn you're such an alpha with your mature games. Those autistic faggots will never see the joy of playing Gears of War with your bros.
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>>255397053

You are the pure definition of "no fun allowed"

>>255397341

nice bait made me reply 1/10
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We could have a Kokiri Forest with a big ass Great Deku Tree. I always thought this would be cool since seeing the tree in Animal Kingdom.
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>>255397623
that reminds me....
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Splatoon Battle Arena where you paint the shit out of everything
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>>255396082

>It's Pig Ganon wearing a fake moustache, glasses, and a silly hat
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>>255397341
I can stay up as long as I want as long as I want as long as my parents don't know I'm awake. So, joke's on you poopyhead!
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>ITT
>What if Nintendo's was as popular today as they were back in the 80s/early 90s
Pipedreams, son...
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>>255397863
>Splatoon paintball
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>>255397085

Not to mention the Yaoi fanigirls. I'd feel so bad for the guys who were playing Ghirahim and Link, especially if they were in the same room.
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>>255397918
>>255397863
>>255398002

>Splatoon Paintball (12+ Only)

Imagine recking the shit out of little kids in Paintball.
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>>255397353
I wonder if these guys feel hollow inside after having to be super happy all day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB25i6Y_V9s
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GUYS GUYS GUYS
WHAT IF
WHAT
IF
I KNOW YOU HEARD ME ONCE BUT HEAR ME OUT SERIUSLY
WHAT IF
F-ZERO RACING GAME LIKE IN PIC RELATED

also
SPECIAL EPISODE OF GAMECENTERCX IN WHICH ARINO GOES ON ALL OF THE RIDES
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>>255397623
Spliiiish.
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>>255398143
They beat you too it.
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>>255398143
Is Game Center CX still even on?
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>>255398143

>Japan-style building that's full of nothing but arcade games, but Nintendo-themed

That would probably make up for the park's cost and then some.
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GUYS WHAT IF LUIGI's MANSION IS WHERE WE ALL SLEPT IN WITH GHOST SURPRISES UP UNTIL THE ROOMS AND YOU COULD SUCK THEM UP!
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>>255398262
Still going strong. with nothing new subbed
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>>255398143
Just give F Zero an upside down ride and put AX machines in the arcade.
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>>255395618
I'd think they'd do a Star Wars: Star Tours thing for a hypothetical StarFox ride. Something like Fox and his team escorting the ride patrons through hostile territory. I think a Mario Galaxy themed roller coaster would be better served for an indoor, Space Mountain type ride.
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>>255398321
AND THEN YOU CAN SUCK THEIR DICKS
IM DIGGIN IT
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Are we including third party games? Because I'd give anything for some Chrono Trigger inspired sections.

>dat Zeal
>dat Millennial Fair
>dat prehistoric party with Kino and gang
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>>255398321

You'd better hope there won't be any elderly people with weak hearts staying there, 'cause that's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
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>>255397053
>>255397341

>taking /v/ this seriously
>"muh mature game discussions for mature gamers like myself"

Holy shit, please continue, this is great
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QUICK POST YOUR BEST IDEA FOR A WONDERFUL 101 ATTRACTION WONDER MASKS ARE A MUST.
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Fuck me I want this SO FUCKING BAD

WHAT FUCKING FOOD WOULD THEY HAVE AT THE KIRBY CAFE
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>>255398503
Why would we, it's a Nintendo park.
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>>255398697
NOTHING BUT STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKES
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>>255398697
Deserts, juices, sweets, stuff of that nature.
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>>255398695
everybody buys a copy of the wonderful 101 hahahahaa

please buy my game
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>>255398732
Trigger was on SNES first and has the DS port.

Just wishful thinking though.
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You guys with the two park idea:

One park in Japan sounds ideal, but you guys have it all wrong about the U.S. park.

>U.S. park is tropical themed
>Best fit, therefore, is Puerto Rico
>Mario Sunshine Section, Delphino Plaza and Hotel Delphino
>Wii Sports Resort section with actual sports and recreation
>Donkey Kong Jungle section
>Wind Waker Section
>Daisy Cruise with excursions to other parts of the island (San Juan, Ponce)

It's like you fags can't into travel destinations. They don't call it the Isla del Encanto for nothing.
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What if for buying a ticket you could get one free Wii U/3DS game and get to test out some non released games like Smash 4 and get to watch live tournaments or even participate in them! Game testing and tourneys deluxe ticket only also a shop to buy a Wii U and 3DS
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Sadly this would only be successful in Japan, anywhere else without a partnership with a company like Disney the project would fall apart, but considering it Japan only also makes a Nintendo theme park extremely viable, which is nice.
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>>255399020
>Putting a fucking park in Puerto Rico

Not all of us can fucking hop on a plane to a goddamn island

Disneyland is accessible to anyone with a car and a green card, just a BIT easier to reach.
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>>255399138
That's fucking stupid.

Literally read what you just posted. People don't get to screen movies in Disneyland, there aren't free lego sets given in Legoland, you don't get a fucking animal from Busch Gardens.

Jesus
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>Hyrule Castle
>have a hedge maze
>cast members dressed up as guards blow their whistles when they see you
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Let's make one Major park for all three markets - Japan, Europe, America where everyone can access it, like NintendoLand and NintendoWorld!
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>building a theme park in typhoon/earthquake country

this could go well
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>>255398695
start out as a small group and be handed a numbered amount of masks on you. Have the group run around the park recruiting more people who'd like to participate by handing them a mask. Finish off by having a 100 people fight something.
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>>255399464
>implying there aren't already theme parks there
Are you retarded?
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>>255399238

>ideal location for attracting visitors from cruise liners
>ideal location for U.S. spring/summer breakers
>not florida
>still u.s. clay
>beautiful as all fuck

If a person is taking this sort of vacation, they have the money and are likely flying in or taking a cruise.

Trust me.
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>>255399410
Games like Smash 4, but a few months closer to release, not Like Zelda U that comes out next year. Also Smash tourneys can make the game seem more competitive, and raise attention for it, that'd be great.
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>>255386007
fuck, need this, now.
It would be an enhanced "Honey, I shrinked our kids" thingy
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My shitty sketch of my Yoshi paddle-boats idea.
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>>255399627
Why would you pay $50+ to demo a fucking video game? Why would you want to take time out of riding the rides or catching a show to do that?
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>>255399610
>implying anyone wants to go to puerto nigger
I don't think anybody wants to get shot
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>you will be old and almost dead by the time Nintendo even considers this...
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>>255399771
I like it. Good job, anon.
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>>255399610
Why would you want to make it in an area inaccessible to so many people? It's not a fucking luxury land, it's a theme park. No one wants to fucking go to Puerto Rico, a place known for it's beauty, to stay in a park where you can't experience said beauty.

Dump it in California or Ohio.
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What about real life mario kart, with actual mario karts not go-carts?
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Reposting these from the other thread. It's dead but I still am going through it in another tab.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKcIUtgaMRA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU9_EJL4EPw
>>255399771
Very nice.

Also, gift shop needs plush Fuzzys of the "touch them and get dizzy" variety.
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>>255399808
That is just supposed to be an extra feature that only opens after all the rides close, (ahem) it'll be optional. The point of a theme park is the rides, but this could be extra, maybe a 20 minute demo or 4+ matches?
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>>255399771
>Jungle Cruize except with yoshi's
>Luigi is your guide

FUND IT

>>255400043
>Item boxes that give your car an actual way to slow others down

ALSO FUND IT
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>>255399771
that yoshi's island in the center. I love it!
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>>255399771
Nice. Also having a Yoshi spitting water at the boats would be neet since water type rides usually have that.
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GUYS
why don't we use Kickstarter
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So where does Bowser's Castle fit into this?
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>>255400143
If the rides close they probably want people out of the park. I can definitely see a lounge area with demo kiosks.
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HEAR ME OUT.


Use the Red Lion instead of Yoshi for the canoe ride.
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>>255400359
Scary part of the main Mario ride
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>>255400359
scrapped along with Ridley's Kerfuffle slot
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>>255400290
>Kickstarter that uses copyrighted characters that's the only reason this park is being considered
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>>255399020
>Puerto rico
>Not full of gays and degenerates
Yea nah brah nintendo actuallywants people to visit
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>>255400212
What about that fish from Yoshi's Island that spits water?
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>Legend of Zelda Darkride
>Begin with the origins of the Triforce
>Go through some areas with enemies attacking you
>Animatronics of Link and Ganon fighting
>Climax
>Ends with you seeing the triforce


FUCKING MAKE IT HAPPEN NINTENDO
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>>255400593
That too, and have Yoshi's tongue knock the boat around would also be neat
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>>255399995

>Puerto Rico
>Full of historic and beautiful venues like San Juan and Ponce
>Home to El Yunque
>Home to the Arecibo Radio Telescope Observatory
>Home of Roberto Clemente
>Home of the best rum
>Some of the best beaches in the U.S.
>Port of call for several cruise line routes
>embark port for many more
>gay and degenerate

Nah brah, you're just an immense faggot.
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If this ever actually happened (probabaly won't), there are 2 things that would happen for sure:
>It won't happen in the near future. Maybe in 20 years. Maybe.
>Metroid, F-Zero and Star Fox wont get any attractions or rides.
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>>255400869
>Kamek shows up and starts bitching at you
>Yoshi slaps his shit
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It may be too early for the art and Twitter, but let us try with the petition https://www.change.org/petitions/nintendo-make-a-real-life-nintendo-land
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>>255401126
No one wants to go to Puerto Rico for a theme park you tremendous faggot
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>>255400776

That sounds boring as fuck.
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>>255401264
>Yfw this actually works and /v/ can say that they've helped make a themepark
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>>255401430
improve it
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I'm seeiong so many stuff based on really relly small places in Nintendo games. I think it'd be better on thinking in some that cover a bigger range in a franchsie (kinda how the actual Nintendoland does) rather than just "This particular piece of this particular place of this particular game."

Now here's a challenge for you:

>How would you approach an Animal Crossing attraction?
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>>255401126
Shit nobody cares about
Literally nothing good came out of anything Puert rican faggot now fuck and suck on american teet
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>>255401126
You're a dumbass if you think anyone would ever consider putting a themepark in Puerto Rico before any other place in the world.
There's no way in hell an actual Nintendoland wouldn't be in Japan.

Move to the actual US, buddy.
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>>255401624

Actually have the characters interact with you, rather than having an exposition dump and a Hall of Robots.
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>>255401631
They could do something like the Toontown section of Disneyland.
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>>255398695
"4-D" movie where the glasses are shaped like the masks.
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>>255401159
for a Nintendoland to happen either two things have to happen.
- someone else funds it
- Nintendo hits home runs with their next console, their QoL platform, Amiibos and increase their cash reserves by 10-15 billion. Even if this happened, Nintendo would probably spend that money buying back stock so they wouldn't have to listen to stockholders rather than make a theme park.
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>>255401787
How would characters interact with you? They can't exactly talk.
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>>255401264
Make sure you sign and leave your suggestions, I will put the most popular ones in the main post and the ones that are said in /v/
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Mario Kart simulator

12 people, each person gets their own little kart that has hydraulics and their own screen in front (akin to the Simpsons/Back to the Future ride at Universal Studious).
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>>255401631

>Brewster's café at the Restaurant areas.
>Townfolk animals meet n' greeters moving around. (For the ease of the workers. I iamgine soem Brewster outfits it enough for them. Imagine having to serve coffee in fucking animal costumes.)
>Saturdays at night you can enjoy animatronic K.K playing his songs.
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>>255401631
Have people take a bus siumlator with the driver singing, they would arrive in an indoor area where people can interact with their surroundings, have different characters walk around and say quirky things, have a self contained restuarant/cafe, be able to walk to downtown for some entertainment areas and gift shops, they could also have a crap ton of stuff for kids like a fossil pit and a small museum with bugs, fish, paintings and, dinosaurs make that shit educational would sum it up for me
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>Ridley ride
>We would need o buy half of China to place it
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Anymore ways of raising enough attention
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>>255402482
>Ridley Ride
>the roller coaster is actually on and around Ridley's body.
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>tfw Metroid laser tag
>occasionally a Metroid would pop up and soar around and whoever shot it would get extra points
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>>255401631
I think instead of having areas for major franchises, the best option is to have themed areas and mix the franchises together.

That way you get around the problem of having small niche areas for various franchises that wouldn't work on their own.
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>>255402161
or better
>Mario Kart Go Carts
>race go carts around a track walled in with perspex screens
>everyone has paintball guns or a stash of water balloons to throw at each other as they go around
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>>255403002
That seems more close to the Disney park, but it IS the best idea in my opinion.

>different areas with different game-related attractions.
>Just a couple of zones centred about some of the big dogs (A Pokemon Zone and Mario zone at least.)
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>>255403002
Imagine seeing a Pokemon Center next to a Happy Mask Shop
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>People posting dumb ass ideas for mario kart stuff
>Not just posting this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1Iat_WmvrI

Seriously, just fix the item getting mechanic so that you just drive over a panel and it gets deactivated for a few seconds and you're fucking golden.
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>>255403174
Copy pasted from the other thread.

>Mushroom Kingdom
The equivalent of Mickey's Toontown, with a bunch of Mushroom huts scattered around. A full-scale version of N64 Peach's Castle is in the center of the park, with an orchestrated version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpOP0L3A7_Q [Embed] playing inside. Other attractions include a Bowser's Castle interactive coaster ride and Luigi's Mansion. Mario Karts are located nearby.

>DK Jungle
A DKC inspired area with palm trees and Huts and banana stands. Nearby is a separate Yoshi's Island (Includes Kirby stuff) that's designed for toddlers.

>Hyrule
Designed to be more focused around the fantasy-style games in Nintendo's lineup, focuses on rides inspired by LoZ, Kid Icarus, and Fire Emblem. Live Shows are performed on the hour, each hour re-enacting a different Zelda game.

>Mute City
The Sci-fi zone of the park, focuses on F-Zero, Starfox, and Metroid. Has the most Roller Coasters and interactive rides

>Pokemon Stadium
The Pokemon side of things. Includes areas where people can bring their 3DSs and perform VR Pokemon battles like fights in Yugioh. Pokemon Snap safari included

>Warp Zone
The retro area of the park, with rides based on all of nintendo's other franchises like Punch Out, Ice Climbers, and Game and Watch. Includes a large arcade with tons of Nintendo games, including brand new F-Zero AX arcade cabinets.

Now I'm not sure about including Yoshi's Island in DKC or Kid Icarus and Fire Emblem in Hyrule, but for the non A list franchises I think it may be the way to go.

>>255403452
Sounds awesome to me.
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Tomodachi hotel. The staff will randomly walk into your suite and do random crap.
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>>255403671
And I'd switch Mute City to Corneria. And maybe do Donkey Kong Island and Yoshi's Island as adjacent "island" themed areas. Refer to them as "The Islands" or something.

If the person who originally posted that is in this thread, your ideas are awesome.
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This thread made me dig out Nintendo Land and replay it again. God this game was pretty good for a launch title.
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>mfw I was OP of last thread
I didn't think it would go this far
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>>255403671
Hoenn or wherever would have to be huge. Pokemon is easily Nintendo's second-biggest franchise next to Mario and it's universally popular.
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>>255403671
>VR Pokemon battles
>Warp Zone
A Warp Zone area is stupid and a waste of space. There should be an arcade named Warp Zone with retro games and Mario kart cabinets.
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>>255403552
>real life mayor rio kart
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>>255401496
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>>255404037
Pokemon itself could have its own theme park
>Pokemon Tower ride
>Silph Co. museum
>Mt. Silver
>Slateport beach if on an island
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Face raiders event where someone is wearing a mask of your face and you have to chase them down and take a picture of them in order to recieve a prize only if you find them before the allotted time runs out.
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Have a night show just like Disney's Fantasmic featured over lake Hylia or something
>It's Smash Bros themed
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>>255404507
Imagine a 2spooky Lavender Town.
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This thread is funny. I bet around half of you wouldnt actually want to go to this place, since it in would involve large groups of people and leaving the house
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Wii fit yoga center
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Why has nobody mentioned anything of the following yet

>Rainbow Road Rollercoaster
>Port Town Rollercoaster
>Animal Crossing boatride ala Its a Small World
>Donkey Kong Minecart coaster
>Donkey Kong log flume
>Metroid shooting gallery ride
>Starfox motion simulator attraction
>Pokemon Battle show
>Luigi's haunted mansion
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>>255404561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs_1lB4eGF4
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Reposting petition for more signatures
https://www.change.org/petitions/nintendo-make-a-real-life-nintendo-land#news

>>255404676
Yes we would
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Imagine an REmake styled Spencer Mansion.

Didn't someone recreate part of it for an RE haunted house?
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Metroid 3d:the ride:the movie experience.
You ride in a life size samus.
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Mario party 8 took place in a theme park
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>>255404507
Pokemon DID have it's own theme park.

Speaking of which, they could just reuse most of that shit for the pokemon section and make some shit for the newer gens.
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>Mushroom Kingdom

>Hyrule

>Planet Zebes / Mute City Segments


So much Theme Park potential.
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>>255405056
Sure, buddy. You would go once, and hate it.

>this park is too hot
>there's too many people here
>they're not real Nintendo fans like me
>this line is to long
>that character is all wrong
>i want to go home
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>>255405056
Honestly the only way I could see this happen is if Disney got in partnership with Nintendo
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Fuck me is this thread funny. I am loling

>We need:
>Artists, to think of some cool ideas for rides and draw them.

Are you 8 years old? Hahahahaha

This could be a fun thread but thinking it's actually going to happen is RIDICULOUS
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>>255404939
mariokart circuit without the bananas
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>>255405057
I think universal japan already has a RE theme in its park
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>>255405056
what exactly do you think a petition is going to do?
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>>255405501
What's the harm in it? Worst case scenario is we get cool concept art that never goes anywhere.

You never know what will potentially be seen by Nintendo/Disney.
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>>255403552
I'll do you one better
http://youtu.be/KT1pWo0WZJE
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Since everyne is going after Rides and Attractions, I'm gonna tackle some Restaurants and chill spots:

-Kirby's Dreamland Gourmet:
>Bakery and desert joint.
>Cute and bright colors expected from a Kirby-themed establishment.
>Tons of Kirby-themed deserts but also some from other Nintendof ranchises.
>One triple-flavored ice cream dish has to be named "Kirby's Triple Deluxe".

-The Roost:
>Brewster's Café from Animal Crossing.
>Coffee and Pastries restaurant.
>Animal Crossing villager and Townfolk costume people roaming around.
>You can listen to K.K play on Saturday nights.

-The Colosseum:
>Themed after Fire Emblem.
>Big and fancy restaurant with diferent dishes.
>Shaped like a colosseum.
>You have either opera singing or swordfights happening at the center as you eat.

-Yoshi Fruity Drinks
>Located at many places of the park.
>Smaller stands which serve tropical fruit smoothies/punchs

-Lylat Dinner:
>Space themed restaurant. Possibly shaped like the Great Fox on the outside.
>One of the bigger restaurants alongside The Colosseum.
>The roof is actually a special video screen.
>At certain point the customers are greeted to a light show followed by a space battle watchable from the roof screens.
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>>255405705
This is all for raising awareness after all backlash and 15,000 people petition got Twilight Princess to happen, and Hoeen. Trust me Nintendo hears their fans, we have to make it known
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>>255405620
>Universal

Damn. They probably have exclusive rights to it then.

I know Universal Orlando had an RE haunted house for it's Halloween Fright Nights.
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>nintendo themepark

that'd be like making an MLP themepark

only fat neckbeards with no hygene would go there
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>mario massage parlour
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6-lYZB_jzY
>extra $200 for happy ending
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>>255405801
sounds chill and comfy as fuck
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>>255405913
when I hear that song, I automatically start bounching in my chair
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If this place can be a theme park, I don't see why Nintendo couldn't have one, just market it as Nintendo Land, show a bunch of Pokemon stuff and people will eat that shit up
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>>255405501
Just ignore the "We need" and shit. It's just a harmless game to play and ebats havign to be raging over videogames for once.

Obviously a bunch of nerds from 4chan wouldn't make this possible. But it's just a thread to make some anonas have some imagiantion and kid around.
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>>255405913
>adult-themed restaurant
>you are served by Nintendo girls in skimpy suits
>non stop Beep Block Skyway
>your waitress changes constantly
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>>255405501
Yeah the "put your ideas in here" guy is bothering me. This is at most a fantasy thread.
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Jesus christ. This really is nintendogaf
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>>255405801
A Kirby restaurant is a must have.
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>>255405878
>implying those new Zelda and Pokemon games wouldn't have happened
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how do you feel about this for a koopa shell ride through the mushroom kingdom?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHKexKE3viQ

there's no track and the path is random
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>>255406642
Hoeen remake

And tons of other things, besides if a few people at Nintendo here it, it might spread. I remember reading how one guy suggested the GC adapter and it actually happened. Might be a hoax, but there is no doubt a petition won't at least get someone at Nintendo to hear our cries!
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>>255406907
>Hoenn remake
Oh, let me fix that
>implying the Hoenn remakes wouldn't have happened
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>>255406907

Damn son. Your autism is showing.

I think Nintendo might raise an eyebrow or two, maybe consider it sometime down the line if they believe it's a profitable business venture.

But

>Implying Hoenn remakes weren't going to happen.

>"hear our cries!"

Jesus Christ.
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>>255406835
>That fucking Pooh ride
I live in Florida and go to Disney World at least once every year, and holy fuck, that Pooh ride is always fucking crowded, like Jesus fucking Christ. This and the Peter Pan ride get so many people and they aren't even that great, I just don't get it
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>still no Jungle Book ride at Disneyland
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The following are small shops scattered around near the hotel area, outside the parks or near the entrance of the parks

1)How about a Princess boutique shop?

You can buy princess dresses and couture, along with princess Peach's Dress, Rosalina and Peach's attire, along with other princess stuff.

2) Cosplay Shop

official nintendo cosplay. from Zero Suit Samus to just mario's clothes.

3) Animal Crossing Clothing Shop
Design your own shirts! Print your own shirts! Get cool stuff like Codes of the own shirt you just made to be available for your animal Crossing game and even your Mii! Only available at NintendoLand.


Actual theme park mini-stuff:

-Paper Mario's Divination Tent

The wizard who tells Mario where to go will reveal your fortune, along with Tarot Card spread, among other things.


Paper Mario's Badge shop

Buy some cool ass badges, stickers, pins, among others of your favourite paper mario badges. This would most likely be in the Paper mushroom kingdom segment of NintendoLand, as a stand of some sort, or small shop.


Someone will be payed to dress as a Whacka, and a fluff hammer will be close to him. People can take pictures. if you bump the Whacka, you get a free treat, but only one available every two hours. See if you catch Whacka!
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>>255407165
this version of the pooh ride is only at tokyo disneyland. it has no track

the ones at disneyland and the magic kingdom have tracks and aren't as detailed
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>>255407031
>>255407140
Who really knows? I never expected it, but with Hoeen confirmed everywhere I would suppose the fans let the company to the remake.

>I think Nintendo might raise an eyebrow or two...

That's really all we're aiming for, to show them it's profitable
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luigi's mansion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwM2d4Wug4A
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>>255404939
>Rainbow Road Rollercoaster
>Animal Crossing boatride ala Its a Small World

my dick
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>>255406835

i can see a live bleep block skyway in a water park segment, where the blocks go up and down and the point is to cross to the other side of the pool.
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>>255407165
I think the Cat in the Hat ride at Universal pulled off the concept better.

Fuck, I haven't been to Orlando in years. These threads are making want to go.
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>>255407605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XorO-eB5lMo
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>>255407385
Happy Mask Shop.

I'd buy every mask there.
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>>255383780

Laser Tag

Metroid Themed.

Space Pirates vs hunters

You choose which side to join and join the respective line, halving the lines and wait-time


Space pirates get cool shit Beams and melee


Hunters get different weaponry.

allows replay ability for people to re-join the line.

Try to have more than one Field to make the line faster, and preferably have them differ for more replayability
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>>255407735
>Nintendo Land Rainbow Road
>Risk for people to get epileptic seizures
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>>255407947

Not bad>>255407385


this all sound Grade A material for walking-by shops.
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F-Zero Kart Racing

Made so the Karts are bump-friendly,
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>>255407960
it would be more like
>>Federation
>gets a blue space marine chest plate whit 3 hits/lives
>gets a hand-cannon like Samus

>>Space Pirates
>gets a purple crabian like chest plate whit 3 hits/lives
>gets a crab hand-cannon like the space pirates
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>>255404939
how many fucking rollercoasters can you have?
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Guys, I got some art, I did not make this, but someone on another site voluntarily made this for us!
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>>255408409
sounds fucking great
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>>255408483

>Dedede's castle

cute, but for what purpose?

I rather have a whole segment just called Popstar and have Kirby themed stuff there
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>>255405801
Same anon here, continuing with ideas.

-The Milk Bar:
>Obviously themed after Zelda. More than just the Majora's Mask version.
>Waitress and waitresses dressed as Zelda characters.
>Different bands playing on stage.

-Club LOL
>Based on the Animal Crossing New Leaf place.
>Probably centred more on the teen demographic.
>Pretty much a disco open at nightime.
>Possibly certain nights are Dr. Shrunk's Comedy nights with actual stand-up comedians entretaining.

-Possible Gift Shop themes:
>Happy Mask Shop (Zelda merch)
>Pokemon Center (Pokemon merch)
>Toadworth's Shop (Mario merch)

-Possible clothing shops:
>Peach's Princess Boutique (For girls)
>Nook's Emporium (I know it should be the mable sisters but I'm making it more broad.)

I'm kind of running out of non-ride ideas, so here are some attractions I could think of:

-Captain Toad's Cave Explorers:
>Kinda like >>255406835 but themed around Captain Toad's misadventures.

-The Town of Animal Crossing:
>Kinda like Disney's Toontown with a recreation of an Animal Crossing town incluying Nook's shop, the Town hall, the Mabel sisters, the Police, etc.
>Townfolk animals Meet n' Greeters around and you can take a picture with the ones you like.
>The Roost can be located in it.
-Animal Crossing's Kids Land:
>A section of the Town of Animal Crossing area.
>Set for little chidlren.
>A small town playground with slides and jungle gyms and stuff.
>Attendants greet the children and make them play games involving finding fossils and catching bugs around the playground toget goodies like stickers and candy.
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>>255408483
Nice. Those balloons remind me, Tingle definitely needs to show up. Perhaps in random locations around the park.
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>>255408668

for gift shops anon>>255407385
also had cool ideas to incorporate.
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>>255408463
GUYS GUYS GUYS
HEAR ME OUT
THREE TIMES THE CHARM THEY SAY
JUST LISTEN TO THIS

1 BIG ASS ROLLER COASTER THAT PASSES TROUGH MOST OF THE IDEAS IN THIS THREAD

>RAINBOW ROAD
>LYAT SYSTEM
>HYRULE/PEACH CASTLE
>IT GOES AROUND THE ENTIRE PARK OR SOME SHIT

THE SEATS ARE DESIGNED LIKE PIC RELATED
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>>255408805
A big train that crosses the whole park'd be asplendid idea. kidna like the train that crosses around the Nintendoland game hub.
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>>255408668
I need the Milk Bar to exist irl so bad.

Maybe you get a discount or at least a free drink if you buy the Romani's mask.
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>>255408805
>>255408954
kinda like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws5zx6TjMG0
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>>255408805
but people would eventually want speed, turns, and flips. You gotta have fast rollercoasters
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>All this autism
How old are you people?
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I wrote in a journal of ideas when I was in 5th grade. Even thought I'd email it to Nintendo. The ones that stick out are

-Recreation of Pinna Park
-Pirateship Wind Waker ride
-Lon Lon Ranch petting zoo
-Bowser's Castle done in the style of Peter Pan/Snow White/etc.
-Majora's Mask tower of terror style ride in the clock tower. Go up, see moon, shoot down
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>>255408751
>gives out balloons and maps of the park to whoever talks to him
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OKEY WHAT IF
A SHOP IN WHICH
have you seen the bear shops in which you make your own teddy bear and feel it whit cotton and shit
SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT WHIT KIRBY
AND ALL THE COPY ABILITIES

ALSO COPY ABILITIES HATS
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>>255409245
It's 12 AM and I have nothing to look forward to tomorrow so just let me have this, asshole
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>>255409458
FUND IT
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>>255397637
>Guards always demand you leave
>but they can't actually do shit so they stay in character while giving some reason why they can't do anything
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>>255409458
>this will never be a thing
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>>255409245
It reminds me of the people with no development skills trying to make rom hacks on /vp/.

In a few days nobody will probably mention this again

>>255386479 #
>We'll need to make several threads per day, at different times. I'll make some, but anyone else is free to make their own thread too.
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>>255409305
>tower of terror clock tower
Oh shit, that's awesome
>"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"
>drop
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>>255409245
you're autism is showing just by complaining
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manchilds

all of you
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>>255409708
>shitposting
grow up
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>>255409458
>all these Kirby ideas ITT
Go home, Sakurai
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>>255409245

20
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>>255409305
>Majora's Mask tower of terror style ride in the clock tower. Go up, see moon, shoot down

Funny enough I had the idea in mind but with a Bowser theme.

>Bowser's Terror Tower
>Shaped as a big Mario world-esque tower, with the actual seats having a bowser theme (Koopa shells; Bowser arms as handles, the wroks)
>You hear ominous Castle music as you raise up through speakers on the seats.
>It reaches the top with the music still playing, staying still.
>Suddenly the music stops abruptly. You heard Bowser's laugh through the speakers.
>It drops down.
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Third repost of the petition
https://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/nintendo-make-a-real-life-nintendo-land
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>>255409946
Go home dude. It's not gonna happen just becaus a bunch of neckbeards want it.

Building an imaginary park is fun enough. No need to go full autism.
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Super Mario Sunshine water ride?
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>there are people here who want shitty amusement parks more than actual games
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>>255409946
fucking add this
>>255409458
but well structured
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playstation theme park has no rides
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>>255410103

>there are people who want both

Shocking, isn't it
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>>255410103
the idea of this themepark sounds better than any game right now
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How would you make a Mario Party based attraction?
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Nintendo has $10.5 billion in the bank. Why can't this happen?
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There needs to be a place to play Hanafuda. Bring things full circle.
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>>255410792

Friend losing simulator
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>>255383780
I remember making up a bunch of Nintendo Land theme park ideas a couple years ago. Was fun.
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>>255385142
>Metroid ride will literally be a 4d simulation

You know, why haven't they made a Metroid horror spin-off that plays on the rails like time crisis? I think that would be ace.

ANYWAY MY RIDE IDEAS:
>mario kart go karts with the course designed after one of the mario circuits including scenery.
>f-zero ride should either be like rita queen of speed or kingda ka because FAST IS GOOD
>pokemon ride like the "flight of charizard" or the "evolution of pokemon" - your typical fast ride with multiple loops and inversions
>A lost woods maze
>luigi's mansion ghost train and haunted house
>donkey kong minecart ride including retarded jumps
>wind waker log flume in king of red lion
smash bros dodgems and tea cups
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>>255410089
>Not a game where you mvoe a FLUDD nozzle around aiming for targets.
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there should also be some kind of place where you can play VIDEO GAMES and you can hang out and play eith people, or making consoles something you order to your room
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>>255410973
The only place i would like to see from Mario Kart is this map
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Yall realize this shit'd be in Japan if anywhere.

You'd rarely get to go if at all and you wouldn't speak the language.
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>>255392146
It's Redmond.

It's a ten minute drive from Seattle
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>>255411128
>Flat Zone Arcade.
>Themed after Game & Watch but its pretty much a full arcade with some of them being screens with consoles to play rounds of Smash and stuff.
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>>255411192
you must be under 1.4m to ride on this attraction
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>>255410827
Because they're a business, not your friend.
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>>255394285
Fake hype is all that's keeping me alive now a days
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>>255388371
ha ha
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>>255411302
Exactly, so why wouldn't they?
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Warioware towers. Up to 4 players, beating each minigame takes you higher and then Drops you out of your seat where you free fall 1000 feet underground and land in a 2 mile wide ball pit
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>>255384775
>Life-size Peach's Castle.
Wow so different from the castle in every Disneyland.

>Zelda store with the Happy Mask Salesman selling Zelda merchandise
So different from shops in Disneyland, they don't have masks. Original idea, do not steal

>F-Zero high speed rollercoaster that does crazy shit.
So different from Space Mountain.

>>255385142
Wow so different from that Buzz Blaster thing at Disneyland.

>>255409875
Wow so different from the Horror thing at Disney.

Do you faggots really want an exact copy of Disneyland, except with the different mascots? What are you too old and cool to go to Disneyland?
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>>255411014
>>255397863
>>255397918
>>255398060


GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
WHAT IF
SERIUSLY
NOW WHAT IF
ONE FACTION WHIT SQUID HEADS TRIES TO FILL THE PLACE WHIT PAINT AND THE OTHER FACTION TRIES TO CLEAN WHIT FLUDDS
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Are we keeping with the central plaza being similar to the Nintendo Land plaza from the game. Perhaps there could be a large assortment of hub music remixes from different games.
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>yfw halloween hits
>Eternal Darkness themed Halloween
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I did my part
Spammed my blog
Started the petition
And posted on my twitter and what not

And IGN

And got some art and made a new thread just in case
>>255401851
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>>255411386
Because it's a bad idea. They already shut down most of the Pokemon parks because of how unprofitable they were.
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>>255398143
F-Zero AX, and only 40 something units were shipped to the states
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>>255411528
how about rather than complaining, you post some ''original'' attractions
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>>255399138
Or instead of handing out $40.00+ games willy nilly they could actually make the tickets have a redeemable code for club Nintendo or something like that.
just a small amount of points, though
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>>255411660
Disneyland makes an estimated 1 million USD a day.
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>>255411528
We're not aiming for originality, we're aiming for fun

What can be done that Disney and Universal haven't done already?
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>>255411595
>And posted on my twitter and what not

I knew this thread reeked of reddit.
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>>255411660
Pokepark was free admission dumb ass
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>>255411660
most of the pokemon parks shut down because they were for a limited time
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Streetpass systems with exclusive content.
But one of the relays is a Bowser trap which automatically copies all the data on your SD card to the system and then deletes it off you 3DS. In order to regain it you have to locate Bowsers Fire-Sumo henchman (Who's a paid employee/actor who works at the park) and beat him up.
Better yet, let's make it so when you succesfully beat him up, it returns everyones data in the park. That way we could get away with making him tougher to beat. It'd be a little bit like an MMO
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>>255411846
This isn't my Twitter account, and I barely go on Reddit, and when I do I hate it there.
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>>255411797
DisneyParks is a fucking superpower, it generates so much revenue that it's the reason why we don't have state taxes in Florida.

You act as if it's easy to be as successful as Disney.
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Metroid Attraction
>You get a hand cannon laser gun
>Laser fight other people, you have energy tanks that run out with each hit
>Holding the button in the arm cannon charges it for more damage
>Last player standing
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9toMoL8fW-4 Starts playing
>A ridly automaton comes out and the last player has to shoot it as it glides about
>Theirs a high score board at the end.

Kind of like a mix of the men in black ride from universal and laser tag.
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>>255410103
Fuck video games
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>>255411882
Oh gee, I wonder why they weren't profitable.
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>>255412062
even the disney parks had to start somewhere
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>>255412062
You act as if it would be the end of Nintendo if they were to open a small park and expand upon it in time as the cash came in much like Disney did.
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>>255412062
well someone already said that nintendo could try to join with disney and make a section of the place nintendo themed for a while
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>>255412167
>free admission
>wonders why they weren't profitable
are you like seriously retarded?
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>>255405801
>opera singing in the Colosseum

Jesus fuck, that job would be fantastic. What operas were you thinking about? It seems like Il Pagliacci wouldn't work there, but what operas would?
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I think this could work. At first, in order to get more customers I think they should start releasing their games exclusively at their parks, that way they'd immediately ensure their loyal fans would become attendees and the exclusiveness might let create more demand for their games. It's a win-win.
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>>255408668

Mind if I build on this?

Layton's Lunch
>Medium-sized establishment for lunch-time fare
>British university themed, meals served with tea and pastry
>Puzzles. Puzzles everywhere.
>The waiters have puzzles, the menus have puzzles, the table has a puzzle

Nintendogs Park
>Puppies are brought from local shelters to interact with visitors.
>Small "Dog-park" enclosure

Brain Age Quiz Show
>Game Show attraction, random people are chosen from the audience to compete
>Brain Age themed challeges with a mix-in of Nintendo trivia
>Daily, winner gets a free meal at a restaurant
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>>255412348
Too bad they couldn't do the one from FF6. Maybe if Square felt like playing along.
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>>255411528

>So different from Space Mountain.

Yes it is you douche if you turn it up to 100MPH and throw in some racers into it, it could be wicked.
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What about obscure franchises getting some love?
Duck Hunt, Mach Rider, Nazo no Murasame, Panel De Pon, Adventure Island
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>Ghost mansion with Boo Projections
>Zelda dungeon maze
>Real Mario Kart
>Kirby Warpstar Ride
>Smash Bros area where the mascots mock fight each other
I want it
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Freaking real life smash bros.
>Attendees can put on those Mario and Luigi walkabout costumes you see at events like E3, as well as several other nintendo mascots and battle with each other in front of a small campitheatre
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>>255412301
>can't understand sarcasm
Are you literally autistic?
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How about a two hour long F-Zero motion simulator ride.
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https://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/nintendo-make-a-real-life-nintendo-land

Re re post

We are getting more signers
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>>255383780
half of the shit in this thread is just disneyland with a nintendo skin
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>water park closes for the day
>King Zora waddles in front of the entrance
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>>255412702
>sarcasm
>through the internet
yea and i'm autistic
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>>255399020
Phoenix, Arizona is better, its warm year round and has no actual theme park yet has the 5th biggest US city.
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>>255412453
Maybe Square would. they're going to go under soon anyway.

Jesus fuck, I wish I could play Sarastro in a massive Colosseum.
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>>255412450
>Layton's Lunch
more like puzzles for kids on the thing they put so you don't mess the table

also, while we are on Level-5 stuff
Youkais around the park, If you buy a Youkai Watch and scan them they give you a youkai medal that you can use on those new machines that scan your toys/cards and give stats to your monsters/character
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>>255412964
list some original stuff then faggot
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To drive forth the element of "interactivity" that is present in vidya games. I think most rides shoul have a degree of interaction.
How about, taking inspiration from Roller Coaster Tycoon 3, a motion simulator where you can build the track you ride on beforehand (Either on Computers or a downloadable 3DS app.)
You can even make it so the ride crashes at the end and Nintendo Land employees jump up and start beating you with boxing gloves to simulate the tumbling effect.
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