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>ITT: Bad habits you picked up from vidya
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>ITT: Bad habits you picked up from vidya

I unconsciously curl my hand into a fist when conversating and gesture with them like the models in MML do since it is easier to make a clubbed polygon stub then fingers. It is minute autism but it makes it always seem like I am trying to fist bump when going to shake hands at the end of a deal.
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>talking to someone
>make hand gestures like a talking NPC
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>>255232608
Pretty much yeah. Hand waves around and come back to the same spot. Then goes in the same pattern when I start the next sentence. This shit is annoying since I work in sales and with men 15+ years older then me on a daily basis.
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>>255232134
Sometimes I talk to people without sheathing my sword.
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I walk like Isaac Clarke in Dead Space.
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I often get the uncontrollable urge to hold large objects by resting them on by shoulder, like a buster sword.
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I make a conscious effort to stomp on any turtle i see.

Also i eat any mushroom i see in the wild.

OP is an actual autist and anyone who actually does shit like this needs to commit suicide.
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>>255233827
That cannot be good for your back anon.
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>>255234023
Hey, it works.
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Throwing hundreds of hours of my life into Battlefield games have made my eyes unconsciously drawn to movement.
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>>255235274
Or 60 billion years of evolution. Either or really.
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>Standing around
>kick dirt off bottom of shoe like link
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>>255232134
>minute
no son. that's pretty fuckin autistic

Everyone should have grown out of these habits by now.
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>>255235510
It's called working in retail.
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>>255235565
I'm not the only one
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The only thing I can really think of is sometimes I'll pick up some long thing, like a baseball bat or some shit, and pump it and fire it as if it were a shotgun. I don't think I've done it in awhile now. It's stupid, but I get a couple seconds of amusement out of it.
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>>255232134
I scratch the back of my head because of MML.
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I do the assassins creed gentle push to move through really crowded areas, especially if it's a music event or something where it's too loud to hear.
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sometimes i make this face

i got fit because it makes me believe that my waifu would like me more if she was real. i'm running out of shit to do with my life, but at least im in good physical shape.

thats it really
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>>255235565
Is that where you tap the tip of your shoe on the ground? I do that shit all the time.
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>>255236513
me too.
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>>255234023
I do this with everything.
For my sister's birthday this year I was a 23 year old hairy man with an innertube resting on his shoulder in line for all the non-body slides.
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i repeat what people say in the form of a question.
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>>255232134
Sometimes I play so hard, I rip the skin.
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>>255236329
does it work?
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The gestures man, I have to hold my finger upward whenever I'm exclaiming something.
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>>255236889
Yes, but probably because I'm tall.
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>>255237023
Wow that's fucking autistic.
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I can't say the word "fantastic" without saying like Frank would.
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>>255237023
>The gestures man, I have to hold my finger upward whenever I'm exclaiming something.
Oh, wow.
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>>255236845
Didn't your daddy tell you about the mouth way?
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>>255233827
If it makes you feel any better, any time I have to stomp on something, like a DDR pad, I picked up how Isaac does it on DS2.

>"Anon, are you okay? You sound angry."
>"You're going to break the pad for fuck's sake!"

>>255236764
Oh you.

Just keep in mind that repeating what people say, if not in the form of a question, is an official sign of autism.
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>>255232134
did Anyone Start running like sonic? I really hope none of you did.
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I run with my hands behind me like sonic
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>>255234023
Better than stumbling around holding it in front of you. I do that shit with my laundry basket.
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After playing persona 4 I noticed I put my hand on my hip a lot.

MAKE IT STOP
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>>255237320
>>255237405
Love it.
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>>255237320
I once saw a grown fat guy wearing a polo shirt running around our school campus doing that.
I bet it's one of you guys here.

>>255237320
>>255237405
Welp.
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>>255237405
>>255237320
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When I stand I make The Sims 1's idle animations. I even whistle that little melody. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qGM0DKoLVL
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>>255234023
Same here. Being a spooky scary skeleton, it's the best way for me to take a sledgehammer with me.
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>>255232134
When talking to people I take long pauses while looking through the dialogue options in my head. I get a lot of people walking away or getting fed up, but gotta get them affinity points yo.
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Every now and then for shits and giggles I close one and eye and open a door very slowly before making a creaking sound.

One time I stumbled upon my friends weed (which he tried to grow in a closet.) and instinctively thought to pick it up and eat it. The inventory selection noise played in my head as the entire ordeal went down.


After 6 I began to thumb up like Leon.
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I've tried going up and down stairs are fast as Snake and Raiden do in MGS2.

Fucking impossible.
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If I get hit hard enough I ragdoll
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>I do the ocelot hand point when someone says something dumb
>I say would you kindly without thinking about it a lot
>sort of not vidya but I like doing the Bruce Lee nose tuck
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>>255232134
I walk like Michael/John from GTA V/RDR. Didn't realize it until my friend told me.
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>>255236513
when i'm just standing around ya, i do that
i also do the female blood elf idle animation occasionally to a certain degree (hips to one side, head slightly tilted)
i'm not a femboy, kind of hairy, but definitely gay
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>>255237714

That's pretty funny. You probably freak people out though.
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Sometimes I force myself to talk to people or give some kind of attention to them, I go and say some short thing like "nice cloth" or give them somethig cheap, because I think their affection points for me are decaying and then I realize how stupid it is.
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Whenever I hug someone, I tap their back in the most mechanical way possible.

I sometimes flex while walking and sitting, makes me feel good.

Sometimes, I get a boner, and I have to hide it, so I do something to draw attention from my crotch like clapping or screaming loudly. People really appreciate random shit like that for some reason, gets a lot of people to open up to me.

>tfw get invited to go out and reject it all to shitpost on 4chan, jerk off to h-games, and play video games
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>>255232134

I used to try to sneak everywhere in a variety of places and lean like Garrett.

It was fun.
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>>255237989
could this thread get any more autistic?
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>>255237998
why on earth would you scream to distract people from your boner? just lean forward or something
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>>255237320
>>255237405
Every time.
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>>255237307
>repeating what people say, if not in the form of a question, is an official sign of autism.

what really?
my dad does this all the time, but only when speaking in foreign languages
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>>255232134
When I greet people I salute to them like Captain Falcon instead of waving.
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>>255232134
I question people through dialogue trees
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>>255238396
now that's what i call autism
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Ocelot gesture when trying to make emphasis, i also pose a lot and rest my hand on my hips but that's because of my chinese comics
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>>255238251
>>255238251

I don't know, it just seemed like a logical thing to do and I haven't stopped doing it since. It's not really a loud scream, more like an "Ahhh-hahahahahahah" Like a scream into a laugh. People end up smiling and laughing as well. Pretty weird actually.
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>>255237698
>stairs

That reminds me.

>ever since I can remember, I go down stairs a particular way
>pay no mind to it
>one day stumble upon one of these threads
>seemingly a character from a game I've never played (whose names escapes me at the moment) does this
>mfw

Say, what character was it again?
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>>255238519
probably because they think you're about to murder them or something
i would probably laugh too because of that though
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>>255236764
I do this all the time but I don't know if I picked it up from vidya because I can't think of any I've played that have that.
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I "gentle push" my way through crowds. Also, I've been told I lumber from side to side when I walk and I think it's because I used to play an orc in WoW.
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I call people who fail simple tasks faggots. When my boss tells me to stop it, I tell him to cry more.
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>>255238716
Thats not vidya just /v/.
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I really can't see bananas when driving.
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>>255238464
I don't go into full stance and say SHOW ME YOUR MOVES, just the saluting arm
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>>255238891
o well that's ok then
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>>255238396
Same shit anon, I need to stop it.
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>>255238804

I've been doing this in vidya long before I started going to /v/.
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For a long time I used to walk like Altair.

Then I broke my back on train and when I got out of bed I was walking normally.
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>>255238519
They probably think you're special needs and don't want you to tard ou so they go along with it.
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I once practiced my BnB motions on the bus to work one morning

I was wondering why some folks were staring at me until I realized I was trying to nail the timing on an imaginary wake-up shoryuken combo
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I cross my arms every 30 seconds when I talk with someone.
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I run like sonic
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>>255239180

Problem is, they take it as an invitation to talk to me, won't leave me alone, and invite me to hang with them somewhere like I was their friend. Nigga, I ain't your friend, I have no friends. 3DPD fucking chatting me up to. Feels good talking to women and not even being the slightest bit interested in them and they pull out all the stops to get you interested in them. Had one chick chauffeur me around, and dropped her ass after the semester ended.
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Sure is autistic in here.

When I'm home alone, walking to the bathroom I pretend I'm holding a gun and clearing rooms.
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>>255239436
What can you tell me about the collectors?
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>>255239436
Fuck man, I do this too. My arms just feel absolutely useless if I don't cross them.
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>>255237998
I'm sure you and me will regret not going out with those people in any moment of our lifes.
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>>255239524
All because you started laughing like a maniac? Do you live in Gotham?
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>>255239436
Do you also at times within the conversation put your hand on your hip and lean slightly to the side? Do you speak in a generally raspy voice, eat a lot of cereal, smoke, and tinker with clocks?
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>>255239436
I once did it trying to look like Adam Jensen. People found it extremely hilarious.
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>>255237998
>Sometimes, I get a boner, and I have to hide it, so I do something to draw attention from my crotch like clapping or screaming loudly.
holy fucking shit
I can't help but imagine you in a strip club
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I'm big into arm movements during conversations, but I'm not sure if vidya did it to me.
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>>255239773
Not vidya but since I listen to so much music, I quote song lyrics subconsciously
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>>255239763

I'm charming and funny. Wasted talents on a shut-in, no-life outside college.
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Persona 3 made me start befriending the elderly.

Then again, I wouldn't call that a bad habit at all.

They so nice people.
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>>255239926
Are you talking to these people before you start screaming? Or do they walk up to you after?
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When I track someone, I "lock on" them with the OoT visuals
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>>255239830
>"do you like what you see, baby?"
>claps like a retard, screaming DEEUUAAGHHEEEEAUUUGGHHH
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>>255239773
> Do you speak in a generally raspy voice, eat a lot of cereal, smoke, and tinker with clocks?
All of that but "tinker with clocks", what is that?
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Sometimes I do the outstretched thumbs up symbol while smiling and winking. It's not that bad right?
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>>255240120
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>>255232134
when i was a kid i would to try to falcon punch people when i got in a fight. it only worked once and boy did it work .
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>>255237835
>>255238489
BROTHERS!
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>>255240139
Allow me to introduce Mr. Jensen.
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>>255240090

They're next to me, we both smile or if it's a group, we all laugh and then shoot the shit and it eventually leads to trying to hang out.

One time, one of the people that I talked to invited me to the video game/anime club of my college. I actually went because >video games, and that shit was the worst shit I've ever seen in my life. The autism was too intense, the fedora aura was to strong, couldn't do it. Soon as I sat down, I heard people talking about memes, and some autistic kid threw his controller on the ground from losing a Smash game.
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>>255240139
tinkering
you know, to tinker
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>>255240120
>tfw you know exactly what gif to put to this but don't have it saved because you didn't find it funny by itself
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>>255240483
>Soon as I sat down, I heard people talking about memes, and some autistic kid threw his controller on the ground from losing a Smash game.
Jesus fuck.
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>>255239930
>TFW all the old people you befriended will die in 10-20 years.
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>>255240253
What vidya character does this?
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>>255236764
In the form of a question?
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>>255240483
Did you leave after that or did you join in on the fun?
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>>255239436
I do this. I definitely have idle animations, including arms-crossing and uncrossing, weight shifting, and the WoW undead male back stretch.
I also emote my face a lot to make up for the lack of emotion in my voice.

My seated idle animation is finger steepling.

When I'm alone for extended periods of time I start doing Sims 1 pathfinding because I think it's hilarious.
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>>255240517
I thought it was slang for something :^)
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>>255240836
SHUT UP
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>>255240253
When you post the picture too, then yes, it is bad.
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>>255240613

The funniest shit is, there was this one black guy that walked in and was a newcomer too. He heard Smash sound effects in the hallway and came to snoop. He walked in, put his bag on a chair, and pulled out a gamecube controller. THIS NIGGA WAS CARRYING A GAMECUBE CONTROLLER ALL DAY.

I couldn't stop laughing. He busted everyone's ass. Everyone played their dedicated character and I went random every time and they all got fucking bootybothered.
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when i see something that peaks my interest ill say "great!" like Gene from god hand.
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>>255238396
>>255238997
I do it too
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>>255240912
> When I'm alone for extended periods of time I start doing Sims 1 pathfinding

Holy fuck, I do that too. Yes, it's freaking hilarious.
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>>255240120
God dammit.
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I do ocelot hand sign to kids that i just beat in tekken arcade.
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>>255240301
Fucking this god damn. Young Ocelot was such a cool guy.
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>>255240912
> When I'm alone for extended periods of time I start doing Sims 1 pathfinding because I think it's hilarious.
Jesus Christ anon, that give me a good laugh.
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>>255240957
SHUT UP?
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>>255240861

I went a few times but stopped because they take the "club" too serious and some of the people there really got on my nerves. I gave it a real chance.

There was one albino black girl that would not shut up.
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>>255241001
Oh man, that's great. At least controller guy's good at video games.
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>>255236764
That's actually an active listening technique and aids in retention.
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>>255240737
Nigga, not ALL my friends are that old.

...

Unless that's not what you mean, and you know something I don't...

Fuck.
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>>255239436
>>255239818

Aw fuck. I did this for a while after playing DE:HR.
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>tfw Mafia hands
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>>255237023
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>>255241240
would you go to a different place? or do you tend to stay away and just play online?
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>>255240120
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Not really /v/ related but when I'm alone I do that crazy walk that vince mcmahon does in that one .gif that gets posted all the time.

>>255241210
>>255240912

>Sims 1 pathfinding

Got an example? That sounds hilarious.
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I do Kirby's idle animation of waving both arms back and forth when I'm standing still.
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>>255241619
das it mane
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>>255241619

Perfection.
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>>255240120
I cant breathe
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>>255232134
>tfw you started the first thread of these and now you see them posted every once and a while
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>>255241643
>tfw I do that gesture whenever I say "for"
>tfw my voice deepens when I say DINNER
>tfw everytime I say MMMM it is exactly like Morshu
>tfw whenever I ask for pals it's "I just wonder what anon is up to"
>tfw 2006 never ends

Bahaha.
Help. Make it stop.
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I walk and run like an assassin
from assassin creed
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>>255234065

go back to gif to your cuckolding threads
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>>255241716

The "club" was held in a classroom with a projector that we could hook up one system to and play. So one guy would be charged with bringing in a system and games, and everyone else would just sit and talk or play Yugioh and Magic.

I have both a 3DS and a Vita, but I will not bring that with me for fear of it breaking, getting stolen/wet, or people touching it with their grubby ass sweaty fingers.

I used to either participate in the games, watch the people play Yugioh/Magic, or just talk to people about video games. It was just a small classroom, so there is no avoiding other people that much.
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>>255236356
I like your way of thinking

I wish I could work out while I'm doing fucking nothing with my life if it didn't kill me, for now, 10 pushups a day is fine.
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>>255242323
>10 pushups a day is fine

if you're an old lady I guess...
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>>255242323
not that anon, bu i just lift while watching anime
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>>255241910
Ever play it? It's basically just pivoting while standing still and only being able to rotate angles in multiples of 45 degrees, and stopping briefly before every action and turn.
Just look up some gameplay if you haven't, it'll be pretty obvious.
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>>255239621
My nigga

Do you hug the walls and hold your not-gun with two hands?
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I flex after I take medicine like in Monster Hunter but I keep accidentally pulling off my oxygen mask so I stopped.

It was fun though. The people in the other beds smile at me.
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Sometimes standing still I do Bob from Tekkens animation where he sways a bit and shakes his wrist, then a little bit of a leg shake.
I sometimes walk like Sora with both hands behind my head in a relaxed pose
JoJo made me puff my chest out a bit, which fixed my slouch I guess. I reckon I look better too
I modelled my beard after the early stages of Max Payne 3. Similar haircut too
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>Tense times
>Grind my teeth
>Rub my tongue on the top of my mouth raw
>Bump my knees up down
Although this is all standard, right?
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>>255232134
I eat ice cream off the floor
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>>255242418
What would you reccomend, then? There's no way I'm getting out of home.
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>>255237884
Oh shit I do that too
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I like to chug my drinks and then BEH like Windwaker Link does.
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>>255242750
lift while you watch chinese cartoons
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>>255242750
Go buy a standard $50 barbell set. There are tons of weight lifting exercises you can do with just a set of barbells.
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>2014
>not pretending you live in a point-and-click adventure

Look > Fridge
"A cold box filled with mysteries both edible and not."
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>>255242750

Push-up, sit ups, jumping jacks, jogging in place, flexing while sitting, stretches, running up and down stairs. You have so many options. Just do a combination of that everyday and you'll drop weight fast. As long as you don't overeat like crazy.
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>>255242840
Lift what? Grab a couple of books and do my thing?
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>>255232134
>Push doors like Leon from Resident Evil 4
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>>255240836
You're doing it wrong, it's:
In the form of a question?!
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>>255232134
Autism: the thread
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>>255243004
>Look
>Mirror
>"There's the most depressing motherfucker I have ever had the misfortune of seeing."
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sometimes I go nuclear
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>>255242637
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>>255242718
pretty normal, but grinding your teeth is bad
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>>255243095
Doing it wrong, huh...
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>>255242993

>Actually buying barbells

Nah, just get some milk jugs and fill 'em with water. 2 or 3 per hand and you should be good to go. Or if you have some kind of bar, get some rope or something and tie a whole bunch to it.

If there's a park near buy, use the monkey bars for pull ups early in the morning when there's no one around cause nothing looks more tryhard and pathetic than doing that while kids are trying to play
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>>255237271

Holy shit same here.
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>>255243110
Autism: The Board
Autism: The Post
Autism: The Flamethrowah
Kids really like that one.
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>>255243010
No need for me to lose weight, I'm pretty skinny, it's in the family blood.

I actually forgot to mention that I also do 10 sit-ups each morning along with the previously mentioned 10 pushups, I've been doing this since Febuary and I can see some results, for a suttle as they are, as for the legs, I walk nearly everyday.

I wish I could go back to swimming, it was so much fun when I wasn't doing butterfly and up-side belly or whatever the fuck is that called
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>>255242702
I've done that Sora thing my whole life
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>>255243038
Barbells are pretty cheap and easier to lift because you don't have to balance, but if you want to just lift bags full of books then that'd work. Not him btw

However, if weight is your problem then you're better off doing cardio and sit ups (40 proper ones a day, min)
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>>255243338
Its also what you eat.
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>>255243365
>>255242702
"That Sora thing" is actually how I was taught in school how to hold my head after running to breathe properly. Something about opening your air passage up better.
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>>255240912

This pretty much. I cross my arms when idle and sometimes move from side to side when nothing's going on.
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>>255243310

Autism 2: The Search for more Money
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>>255243195
>Take
>Knife
>Use
>Knife on
>Self
>"I think I need help."
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Played too much Disgaea, sometimes I notice myself doing the little step forward thing the female samurai do
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I started to talk to girls.
Thank you Artificial Academy 2.
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>>255236889
I can confirm this works.
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>>255243714
>got gf

T-thanks, Mnato.
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I have pretty good self control
But when I'm alone...

I've never really developed videogame related habbits in the sense that they're from specific videogames but I do certain things because of playing videogames

for example I sit with my left leg tucked into my chair with my left arm rested on it It because I use wasd so much I need high leverage for my fingers to rest over the keys. (keyboards ontop of desk, mouse is on the retractable lower surface). I readjust all of my friends setups like this whenever using someone elses computer
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>>255236329
It does, but I'm not tall 1.78m.
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>>255243714

>Okay
>I talked to you about how your day is like three times
>Then we talked about our definitions of love another three times
>Then we spoke of penises and vaginas three more times
>Therefore, you are morally and scientifically obligated to have sex with me
>No!
>FORCE THREE TIMES
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I have to sneak around where ever I go and I am always listening for footsteps.
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>>255243714
>talking to girls
>not using force
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>>255236845
oh shit I'm sorry
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>>255242702
C-could I possibly see your MP3 beard?
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Walk on stairs like Raiden without doing cartwheels and shit, though
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It has only been like four days and I'm already instinctively hearing Yuzuriha's OHH NOOOO hitnoise whenever something bad happens.
It won't be long until I start doing it out loud. I can already feel it.
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>>255243965
It's not that algoritm way. My brain only bings: "HEY FAGGOT, IF YOU FIND HER CUTE TALK TO HER, LIKE THAT WEEB PIECE OF SHIT YOU PLAYED LAST NIGHT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT".
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>>255244280
>YOU PIECE OF SHIT

You should be a motivational speaker.
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>>255242750
there's these things called Spetsnaz sit-ups that a friend told me about they're harder than normal sit-ups but provide better results
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>>255242497
Is there any other way?
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>>255243714
Stocking is so cute
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>>255243247
Doing it Wrong, huh?
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>>255242637
tell me about yourself why do you wear the mask
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>>255244230
I do Nikos walk sometimes for fun
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>>255243436
If I overcome my depression and paranoia, I might actually eat better.
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>>255244569
dive rolling up the stairs resulting in a terrible back injury
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>younger brother is in middle school
>thinks "kid stuff" is lame
>start running like sonic around the house to fuck with him
it feels so wrong but so right
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Speaking of screaming
If nobody is around I'll do it to blow off steam. It feels great, refreshing even.
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>>255232134
>conversating
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>>255244707
fuck waiting

chug down olive oil daily
Its very disgusting, but dont be a pussy
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Sometimes I walk like this.
or stand with my hands on the belt
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>>255244472
Now that's interesting, how do you do them?
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>>255244848
>chug olive oil
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>>255244929
That's a pretty big way to walk
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>>255244938
Have someone hold your ankles.

Sit up to standing without using your hands.

Some fag gave them an edgy name to make them sound 2deadly
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>>255244848
>olive oil
My family loves that shit, never really got into because it tastes like nothing. There's also Brazilian nuts and Bananas, those are good, right?
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>>255244793
This fucking nigger...
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>>255244929
are you a big guy
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>>255244848
>>255244848

Or just eat salad with olive oil and a sprinkle of slat for lunch and dinner and cut potatoes into french fries or chips and cook them in olive oil. Shit's tasty bud. Eat a chicken breast sliced into chucks and mix it into cooked rice mixed with onions and peas and you've got a fucking meal.
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>>255244848

why would you do that
it doesn't even make sense
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>>255244938
Lay flat on ground, arms to your side.
Practice breathing through nose and out mouth,
When ready, keeping hands at sides, inhale deeply through nose sitting yourself up, then slowly exhale through mouth laying back down as you exhale
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i played the destiny beta so much that after it was over i slid like the sprinting slide in my kitchen and fell backwards
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>>255245163
>tastes like nothing

The hell you say. Olive is delicious on everything it touches.
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I don't know about vidya, but sometimes when I read or see something REALLY stupid or retarded I turn my head to the side as if there were a camera and make a "is this guy serious" face.
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>>255245180
I'm not trying to lose weight, you guys, I'm trying to get some mass in this skinny fucking body.

I can literally wrap my hand around my arm with no problem, my biceps are as tick as a Nunchuck, and my torso is pathetic.
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>>255245448

There's no reason not to eat healthy, nigger.
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>>255245174
>>255245118
In fact I'm pretty short guy. Only like 6'0
I just like to compensate
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>>255238519
>>255237998
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>>255245387
oh shit i do that too
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>>255245448
potatos, rice and chicken. Eat that shit.
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>>255245448
Lanklet here.

Squats and oats. Not even joking.
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>>255245363
You're just like my family, but okay, I'll try using Olive Oil on everything, just because.
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>>255244848
Do people actually do this?
That cant be healthy for you
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>>255244929
>stealing my thunder
I was doing the belt thing for years before the movie came out. Picked it up from my grandfather as a kid.
Now I'm worried some baneposter is going to burst out laughing if I do it by reflex in public.
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>>255245576
>>255245597
Got it. Thanks.
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>>255245387
Oh fuck, me too.

Shit.
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>>255245576
this is like 90% of my diet
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>>255236764
I actually do this too.

Fuck
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>>255245387
Pretty sure that's a natural reflex. My fucking dog used to do it
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>>255238546
travis touchdown probably
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>>255245884
you do that too?!
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Sometimes when I'm in the mood for fun I do shoryukens
And not vidya, but I like to quote or make up my own phrases like in 80-90 action movies. You know, "cool off" or "stick around". I love to quote all kinds of shit, vidya, movies, cartoons. It's fun
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>>255245885
Either that or you have one sarcastic dog.
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I want to smell Tron Bonne's crotch skull.
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>>255246014
That's it!! Thanks anon.
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This isnt a vidya thing but theres a korra platinum game coming out so fuck you

Sometimes I do water/fire/earth/air bending when I'm alone and waiting
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>>255237998
>>255238519
>>255239180
>>255239926
I am so damn jealous of you right now. Your laughter must be similar to the chanting of angels to garner attention so well and frequently.
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>>255245885
Your dog used to see lot of stupid/retarded things?
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>>255244584
I know anon, why is she so perfect?
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Master miller said walking by rolling your foot makes you sneak so now i do that every time i walk
I'm good at sneaking nobody ever hears me and i keep scaring them by accident
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I tap my chest like York does when I'm thinking. The thumping feels nice.
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>>255244134
K gimmie a min
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>>255232608
>tfw part Italian
>Can make all the hand gestures i want and people dont care
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>>255246330
I roll my feet too, but that's a habit I got from years of marching band.
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>>255233195
That's called body language you autist.
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>>255246271
it lives with him doesn't it?
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>>255246301
Probably because she is a pure angel who loves sweets
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>>255246470
beepity booppity boppy mama mia spaghetti mario
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>>255243453
It's to aid blood circulation
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>>255246610
>liking the literal semen demon
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>>255246470
Do you like gabbagol?
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>>255243580
>Use
>Knife on
>Self
>"Now is not the time for that"
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>>255246610
>pure
only compared to panty
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>>255242323
If you increase the load with those pushups then in a few months your upper body will be swole.
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>>255246014
Wait, how does Travis go down stairs? I've played the second game, don't have it anymore and don't remember anything particular
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>>255246682
But that is Panty anon
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>>255234023
Oh man, that shit is fun as fuck

Anyone else WoW Troll Shoulder roll here?

I can't be the only one.
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I got a couple
> Random Hand Gestures when talking with someone
But on the other hand I'm also very italian, and were incredibly prone to that, so this is kind of just reinforcing that.

>looking back and forth every so often if I'm idle or waiting for someone alone.

Fucking Warcraft

>That link kick dirt off foot thing
Well, it does work.

> Persona
Sometimes if I'm doing a play through, for some fucking reason, my mind register myself as a portrait talking, as well as others.

I also tried connecting with people I knew better, like in P3/4

Also looked into Tarot, turns out my family comes from a long line of Tarot card users, every generation we know of has had 1-2 major ones. Kinda of creepy yet pretty neat.

>Sanic
I DID THE FUCKING RUNNING THING TOO GOD DAMMIT.

Oh Also

>TF2
I always say ALRIGHTLY THEN like the Engineer.
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>>255232134
I do the "You're pretty good" Revolver Ocelot gesture from MGS3
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>>255236764
>>255241427
That's actually what autistic people do.
You can look it up, it's seriously one of the tell-tale signs of autism.
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>>255244584
>>255246610
>pony shit
>>>/mlp/
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>>255245387
Fucking hell, I used to do that shit
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Duke Nukem taught me how to swim in Time to Kill
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>>255246794
this is false

you'd gain minimal tricep and chest gains but pushups only make you good at pushups

the thing about bodyweight exercise is that the amount of weight/resistance is static and you can't increase because your weight is always relatively the same so everytime you do bodyweight exercise it gets easier and you get less gains

get a gym membership and do heavy compound lifts fucking hungry skeletons
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>>255246968
A really old joke anon
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>>255232134
When something good happens to me, I normally make Liquid's hand gesture from MGS 4, the sound included.

It looks weird
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>>255247087
That's why you put on a backpack with some bricks in it or something.
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>>255246794
Yes,mto be truthful I used to do 5 sit-ups/push-ups per day since Febuary, and got some neat results, especially since I couldn't even do one fucking push-up right.

Now I'm pushing 10, and by November I'm gonna push 15, or maybe 20
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I subconciously try to reload my last save when I say something stupid.
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>the girl who voiced Ms. Bonne hung herself a few years ago

fucking hell
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>>255243409
>>255243250
>>255243010
>>255244472


>>255243338

for gods sake, never take lifting advice from /v/

god damn, this is embarassing

you nerds have no idea what youre talking about

just go read the sticky on /fit/ for gods sake
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>>255244013

Sorry for what?
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>>255246893
>That link kick dirt off foot thing
Sanic did it in sonic advance, that's where I picked it up
>>
head tapping which edgeworth does when he is in thought
I have no idea why I even do it
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>>255247349

Why exactly is that bad advice? I got mine directly from someone who lifts.
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>>255244134
>>255246412
On second thought if anyone recognised me I'd be a bit embarrassed
My IRL mates go on /v/
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>>255247423

It's one of the tell tale signs of autism. I'm sorry.
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>>255247087
I dunno man, I only did push-ups, sit-ups and squats for a couple of years and I look pretty good. And I definitely have more arm strength than before.

Don't need much, as long as my body is healthy, I look fit and I'm stronger than a skinny person, I'm fine with what I have.
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>>255243436
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG

YOU READY TO LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
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More of a temporary tetris effect but ill post it anyways. After playing XCOM for so long i subconsciously tried to stick close to walls and other things for cover when walking around rooms.
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>>255247274
rly
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>>255246893
I'm this guy
>>255246881
I do that too brother, not to mention the troll kneel.
>>255247408
You know I might have picked it up from there, I did play the shit out of that game.
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>>255247274
Fuck, what!?

First I read about what happened to one of the animators in Ed, Edd and Eddy and then this!?

Why is it I always have to get the worst news from /v/?
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>>255247383
daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks
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Eh, probably just not minding my language. You spend your free time calling people out on idiots and cussing each other out in good fun and all, but not so much when you're at work or dealing with customers/clients.

Also sometimes I use slang I picked up in WoW like procs, cooldowns, burst etc. Most of the time it doesn't result in spaghetti.
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>>255247694
Wait, what happened to EEnE?
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>>255236764
I'm Ron Burgandy?
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>push glasses up with middle finger
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>>255243004
>>255243195
>>255243580
>>255246759
Maybe it's because I want to be a writer but sometimes I start doing things describing everything in my mind like a some kind of a book.
Like
>Anon opened the frigde, felt the cold while looking inside of it. There was no food and the hunger was becoming annoying
I only do this to myself. Never started ''narrating'' what other people did
>>
what are some real life habits you've picked up because of browsing /v/?
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>>255247749
Shot to death by a police officer in Vancouver in 2007, I think.
>>
Fallout 1 and 2 helped me learn how to discuss with people better, actually helped me avoid pissing off some people

Stealth games make me check the whole room/corners before entering.

Sometimes I used to make the noise Vampire Lords in HOMM3 made when they got hit when I got hit
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I'll often keep a mental journal of things in my day like in planescape and mutter "updated my journal" when something of significance happens.
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>>255245448
dude literally all you have to do to gain muscle is to eat 500 - 700 calories over your TDEE (total daily energy expenditure) which you can calculate at scooby's website

then you need to do heavy compound lifts (bench, squats, deadlifts, pull ups, bent over rows) to make sure you gain more muscle than fat
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>>255247749
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Boyd_%28animator%29

>He was shot to death on August 13, 2007, by a police officer in Vancouver.
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>>255232134
i see by rolling my eyes around and avoid moving my neck as much as possible to pretend like i am scanning things to shoot with a revolver
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>>255247274

No she didn't.
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>>255247982
Whenever I'm mulling over something that annoys me I imagine a bunch of anons posting in rage about it.

Like, I mentally imagine seeing a post from here in full caps full of creative ways to say FUCKING HELL
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>>255247739
Ugh, definitely.
I actually hang out with one of my former high school teachers now on occasion. He's like 30something.
I can't stop myself from swearing like a madman and it just feels kind of weird.
I've been told he thought I was autistic when I was in school because I spent like all of my time sleeping and not really doing anything or having friends, which is kinda funny.
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>>255247553
if you think you look good then you definitely dont look good

that just means you havent developed body dismorphia yet which happens to literally everyone who ACTUALLY lifts and gets ACTUAL muscle and mass
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>>255247694
>>255248023
Tragic, but that guy only animated the title sequence of EEnE. He wasn't a full time animator for the show.
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>>255247982

Not leaving my house all year long.
Getting angry at peoples shitty taste in games.
Starting to play weeb shit I never even heard about until a year ago, like persona. I saw the threads on /v/ but never entered them or understood it. You really don't pick up what you don't actively recognize.
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>>255247982
I think to my self in english because i spend so much time in 4chan, i'm from mexico
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>>255247982
I try to greentext irl
sorry /v/
Not talking about texts, but in conversations.
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>>255247982
Implying in my head
Green and purple is now seen everywhere
In addition to that I cant go to the doctor without laughing
I dream every so often that I am posting on /v/. Nothing more too it, its just another boring day on /v/.
I also shitpost in my dreams. I once had a dream where my best friend won every ps3 game ever made and i told him he got tricked because the ps3 has no games.
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>>255247208
BECAUSE INSTEAD OF WASTING TIME WITH PUSHUPS YOU COULD BE BENCHING AND WORKING THE EXACT SAME MUSCLES BUT ACTUALLY GAINING MUSCLE
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>>255248245
I've had body dismorphia for years, I must look pretty fucking great by now.
>>
My favorite animators and voice actors are dying in some really horrible ways. So many of my favorites have long since died of cancer and even suicide
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>>255248306
Yes, I was aware of that. It still made me sad as fuck.

>>255248328
Mi negro.
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>>255248023
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Boyd_%28animator%29
Jesus fucking christ.

>cop claims he hit him with a hammer

>NO EVIDENCE, TONS OF WITNESSES DISAGREE

>cop claims he hit him with a bike chain

>NO EVIDENCE, TONS OF WITNESSES DISAGREE

>cop shoots him 9 times

>tons of witnesses including another cop say he was shot while lying down on the ground, unarmed

And then the fucker got paid leave and nothing else. Fuck the police.
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>>255248352
>I cant go to the doctor without laughing

what
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I started putting one hand in my pocket when I'm waling or standing still like P4 MC here.
>>
I'm not sure I'd call it a 'bad' habit, but when I tap the top of a canned drink before opening it, it's almost always to this rhythm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdOO0Bo4dLA
>>
I've been saying "shite" instead of "shit" ever since I played The Saboteur.
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>>255248023
>During a period of 80 seconds, Constable Chipperfield fired nine shots in total, with eight hitting Boyd. He was the only officer to fire his weapon. Two of the first eight shots created serious wounds, one causing sufficient bleeding to soak Boyd's jeans in blood from the waist to the knees. The final shot was fired when Boyd was crawling on the street unarmed, as many police and civilian witnesses testified in interviews with the VPD homicide team and at the Coroner's Inquest. This was confirmed by some of the police officers and civilian witnesses but others, including Cst Chipperfield, testitfied that Boyd was attempting to get to his feet when the final shot was fired.

Wow really? They need 9 fucking bullets to disable an unarmed mentally ill man? Jesus Christ, they're supposed to be the fucking police, shouldn't they be able to knock an average person with just their bare hands or at least a baton?
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>>255247982
On a scale of 1 to autism where am I? I probably dont even need an answer.
I constantly forget that everyone here isnt a qt anime girl sometimes including myself if i get really "immersed" in browsing here even if for only a minute.
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>>255248679
thanks doc
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>>255248704
*walking.
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>>255248679
Its a side effect the daily dose thing. And yes i say thanks doc to my doctor when im done.
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>>255248458
>tfw Lou Albano died
>tfw Don Martin was gone before you knew
>tfw Paul Boyd gets shot
>tfw our other paisano leaves us, in the Year of Luigi no less
>tfw Charles Martinet will die in your lifetime
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>>255248735
>implying the cops give a shit about you

They will do whatever puts them at the least risk.
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>>255247514
either they dont lift or they trolled you

bodyweight exercise will not get you any gains whatsoever
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>>255247982

Seeing someone in a fedora makes me smirk and have to fight to hold laughter.

Fuck you /v/.
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>>255248878
>implying you give a shit about the cops
>implying they have to give a shit about you
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>>255248245
>if you think you look good then you definitely dont look good

I've got pictures of myself before and after, and I definitely look better. And most people tell me I look good.

I would say that I look like a mix between ottermode and athletic ? I don't know. I also do some swimming but it's very little, definitely not enough to impact my life.
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>>255248878
Thats because they are trained to impulsively shoot to kill the second someone doesnt follow orders. Because people who dont follow the proper protocol put everyone at risk because they could attempt to whip out a gun or other weapon. Blame the training academy and angry nigs.
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>>255248398
sorry, meant to say that if you have body dismorphia AND you have any willpower whatsoever to make yourself lift then you look good
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>>255243004
I have a feeling that this would end up driving you insane if you did it for long enough, especially if you live by yourself and have little contact with other people.
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>>255249052

I'm a skinnyfat and it's the dream to be ottermode.

GIVE TIPS
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Whenever I see a large amount of bees, I just yell THE PAIN.
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I walk like a stealthed nelf rogue everytime I need to walk without making noise.
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>>255248352
>go camping with bro and co.
>they hand me a baseball bat
>immediately go constanza.jpg

Personally, I really hope you people refrain from such actions.
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>>255249091
>man crawling on his hand and knees heavily wounded, probably on moving pure survival instinct
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>>255249183
you get ottermode by swimming
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>>255248970
Nigga the guy is probably obese. You gotta get your bodyfat down before you lift
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>>255249183
>ottermode

Fucking why? Do you want to attract only 15 year old girls?
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>>255249317

I can't lift? I wanna lift.
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>>255249371

The post of a retard that knows nothing. Keep your mouth shut about things you don't understand.
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>>255247208
I always wondered if putting weights on your legs like Rock Lee would make you fast as fuck when you took them off.
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>>255249462
>Seriously asking that question on 4chan
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>>255247982
I >implying all the time, its just so effective when someone says something retarded.
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>>255249091
If someone doesn't have any guns taken out, and you're in melee range, then you're a VERY shitty cop if you can't even disable him, even if he did supposedly have a gun hidden somewhere.

The only cop I personally knew was some russian friend of my uncle and he looks like he could rip me apart with his hands. I met him at a young age so I guess he just cemented my definition of what a cop should be like. (However I don't believe I'm wrong, you shouldn't need to shoot someone several times when he's on the ground just to disable him)
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>>255249462

I see nothing wrong with that.

Also, I don't really have interest in the step after. Otter seems perfect.

>>255249514

I knew an asian kid that did this in high school.

Not really.
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>>255249514

Nope. I tried because I saw Goku doing that in dragonball.
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>>255242264
BURN!!!

I can't think of any right now.
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>>255248970
>imgay.jpg
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>>255249371
its all about what your goal is

if youre just going to try to lose all your bodyfat as fast as possible, then you can do a shit ton of HIIT cardio and eat 500 less calories than your TDEE but you are going to become skinnyfat because you will burn off what ever little muscle you have

if a fat guy starts lifting while he's fat, he's going to be able to move alot of weight and if he bulks before he cuts then he's going to make gains super fast after he cuts and loses his bodyfat
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seriously? i can't be the only one who pretends i am holding a pistol all the time and want to shoot at stuff
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>>255249371
>doesn't know about bulking

A fat guy will build muscle faster than some lanklet.
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>>255249317
By dancing too, btw. But you have to train A LOT, obviously
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>>255249641
You must be american.
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>>255246618
Haha, yeah, I remember Family Guy. What a show.
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>>255249595
The thing is that most cops are shitty cops. The only requirement to being a cop is to be fit and know how to aim a gun. If i had that picture of that guy saying that he only joined the police to kill people i would post it.
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>>255245562
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>>255249462
It's attractive to me
Would fuk
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>using a knife at work to prep food and stuff
>starts getting a bunch of food residue on it
>flick it diagonally to the side, slightly pitched towards the ground
>bring it up and run the side along my forearm
>flip it around in my hand and slide it into my foodservice utility belt before grabbing another
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>>255249819
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>>255249641

Alright, I'm not afraid to admit it. I use my dick like a gun and aim my piss at objects lined up outside or in the bathroom. There, I said it.
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>>255249835
I knew a guy who came back from the middle east and joined the police force just so he could hurt people.

Joining the police force should require some kind of psychology tests before hand. Even if there is, I'm sure they turn a blind eye to a lot of signs of mental illness.
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>>255249925
If you're some hambeast you'd probably fuck anything so your opinion doesn't really matter.
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>Watch a ton of Gordon Ramsay shows
>Start cursing like him all the time
I need to stop.
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>>255250054

It's already required. If you perform well, you're automatically not hired. Can't have people become too proficient.
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>>255246470

>tfw someone guess I"m half italian just because I use my hands a lot when I talk.

Shit's subconscious man. I don't do it on purpose. It just feels right.
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>>255246930
>he thinks autism is real
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>>255249641
Not quite, here, but.

>for some retarded reason, sometimes have arm positioned like holding a shield
>ever since middle school
>college years
>meet friends
>turns out one of them is punch-happy
>since always in that stance, cover rather quickly

It's retarded as all fuck but eh, it works.
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>>255250026

>tfw shotgun piss

Annoying, and yet cool.
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>>255242748

Well, it does give you health.
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>>255248715
I wish Americans used more british words. Sodding and shite are two of my most used expletives, but I can't help but feel that people think its weird around here.
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>>255250249
Holy shit i thought i was the only one. I do it to mainly while walking through crowds instead of that autistic assassins creed light touch thing that weirds people out.
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Just admit it, you all have probably pretended to go super saiyen buttnaked while taking a shower.

These capchas are getting fucking ridiculous.
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>>255232134
I shout "Hold it!' and "Objection" when I'm arguing with other people. They tell me I'm a faggot and I say "Prove it with evidence".
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>play this fucking no game
>hear people get inspired to run because Emi
>instead get inspired to cook with eyes closed thanks to pic related

Best part is seemingly it's not hard at all to dice potatoes with your yes closed.
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>>255250631
really because i find it harder to dice potatoes with my no open.
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>>255250493

Me and my friends used to train everyday to increase our power level. Every day, we'd try to go super sayian by flexing really hard. Got suprisingly in shape. Vegeta was my muse, my inspiration.

>tfw fat as fatass now
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>>255250587
>"Prove it with evidence".
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Sometimes I imitate idle animations or pretend I have my own idle animation when I'm standing around. Like I'll actually time it out and loop the action while I'm standing there.
I dunno what's wrong with me.
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>>255250728
I missed a single key... and now anon ridicules me... It's late, OK?

;_;
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>>255246157
Crotch skull sounds like a bottom of the barrel insult, man.
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>>255250850

Some kind of behavioral malfunction of the brain.
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>>255250787
You turned into buu
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>>255237570
Holy shit, I used to whistle that song all the time, that's pretty hilarious with the idle animations. Do you do all of them or just some?

Time to play Sims 2 with all the expansions.
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>>255250850
When I stand still I usually try to stand like Perceptor during the Transformers movie after blaster saves him and he says "do you think you got through to Prime?
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My index finger is always stuck holding up, it's fucking annoying, pictures catch it, everything. Used to console play a ton.
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>>255237998
>>255238519

I can only imagine you clapping your hands like a retarded seal and going "AAAHAHAHAAHA" whenever you have an erection in public.

Thank you anon, I had a fit of much needed laughter because of that.
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>>255237714
Havoc or Euphoria?
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>>255251013
I tend to have my index and middle fingers mostly extended, and my ring and pinky fingers curled, regardless of what I'm doing.
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>>255251013
What the fuck are you trying to say?
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I can't keep my hands still, they always need to be doing something
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I like to do the megaman jump off diving boards
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Not quite vidya, yet vidya.

Whenever I'm playing with mah friends, either Foghting games or Super Puzzle Fighter 2, if I'm having a hard time sometimes I slip into saying "Abunai!".

>my smile and optimism: gone
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>>255250996
;-;
>>255251007
Shit, it's been a while since I actually watched that, I can't remember exactly.
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>>255251424
>jumping off stairs or steps
>flutter feet like Luigi

>tfw it doesn't actually make you go higher
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Is anyone else just unable to watch TV and movies now because you've played too much vidya? They both just seem so boring.
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>>255251737
It may not be from video games, at least for me. I just find TV really shitty and most characters are 2 dimensional. Although recently i have gotten into that kitchen nightmares show and its pretty good.
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>>255251737
my sister started putting on that american horror story on when she is over. i can't believe it isn't in the comedy section
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>>255251737
I'm unable, alright, but I blame the quality of the writing instead.

>mfw I couldn't care less about the Simpsons or SB or anything I used to like
>mfw there was a year all I'd watch was Bill Nye reruns
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I hum the chorus of "amoeba" from thps3 when driving/cycling downhill. Sing it if no one's around.

dat foundry

song for reference:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmu77pS1bzI
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>>255237271

Yup, same here. It helps that I have a psychotic obsession with him.
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>>255251737

Whenever I want to watch something I just "aquire" the entire season of it and watch it on my PC.

Literally no reason for a TV now a days. Except for console gaming I guess. And even then you could use a monitor.
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>>255251737
Anime and video games have set the stakes so high for me, even though vidya is considered to have shittier writing. I can't watch anything about law without expecting it to be like Ace Attorney, and nothing is as compelling as anything I've seen elsewhere. I wonder how movies and shit got so popular. The only movie in a long time that caught my interest was Captain Phillips.
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>>255251737
Actually I would watch more TV and movies but it's hard to find anything good. Not just hard nearly impossible. For no reason whatsoever there are no good ways to find TV shows and movies reliably based on specific criteria. I can find sites for animu that have better functionality than sites that help you find TV shows, something that 90% of everyone watches some time.

I just wish it was easier to find shows I want to watch.
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>>255252068
>walk back home alone at night
>suddenly this plays in head http://youtu.be/RL_RPM50C1k

Every time.
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>>255246803
He walks down slightly sideways with one foot always in front. He only really does this in the first game when you start the game and he leaves his house.
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>>255251960
How cute is your sister?
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>>255252407
I always do that even before I played NMH
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>>255251960
you should fuck your sister
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>>255252512
>>255252645
please stop this shit
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>>255252721
where do you think you are
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>>255243078
>Punch rocks like Chris
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>>255251737

I never cared about movie or Tv really. I didn't watch the original star wars trilogy until a few months ago and I'm turning 21 soon.
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>>255247982
I can't enjoy things with friends anymore because all I can think of is how shit the game/anime/whatever is. Call people m8, and threaten to fokken rek 'em whenever they challenge me to something, joking of course. Also, I'm so used to being able to say whatever I want without repercussion that I sometimes forget I can't do that in real life.

As for stuff from video games, I ran like sonic when I was little, and i'm pretty sure growing up as an only child and playing too many video games has given me the bad habit of treating other people like NPCs who have fixed responses to things.
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>>255253031
I haven't seen those, nor have I seen the LOTR movies.
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Nothing because I'm not 10 anymore.
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>>255238489
I always practice my poses in the shower while singing the theme songs
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>>255247982

Probably more related to sf4 but I'm always playing to win and try my best and always end up winning.


And I always call the games they play shit it always is though
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>>255243518
Autism the t-shirt
Autism the action figure
Autism the lunchbox
Autism the breakfast cereal
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>>255251737
>try to give TV another chance
>'this week on swamp picker kings, jenny-jo busts her ankle on a pile of gators and might not get the camaro build done in time for crab season'
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>>255253887
God, fuck those shitty reality shows that TV is infested with nowadays.

But I actually like Duck Dynasty.
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>>255236329
Is this you anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM
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>>255251737
I just watched the entire first season of Under the Dome in 2 days, it's a matter of finding what's good, which I find very hard to do with TV shows.
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>>255250439
Move to Canada.
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>>255232134
I used to do this too. Holy shit. I also used to run in super exaggerated wide motions trying to imitate the running animation from Megaman classic/X
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Every fucking time I see that it's raining outside, my head plays the Animal Crossing rainy day song...

I love it.
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When ever I'm bored, idle, or even just walking somewhere. I load, reload, and just mess around with imaginary firearms to pass the time; sometimes mimicking video game animations to see how feasible they are; sometimes doing my own thing or trying to improve shoddy animations in my mind.

I don't even own a gun.
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>>255251737
It has to be really, really fucking engaging for me to do it. Literally just finished watching Chronicle about five minutes ago. I don't like the occasional similarities I saw between myself and Andrew. I think I'm going to hug both my parents tomorrow if the opportunity arises.
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Autism
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>>255232134
i pretend tron bonne is aggressively rubbing her ass and cunt on my face, farting and leaving a bit of piss as she goes down on my cock and gives me the only blowjob ill ever get.
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>>255251737
Yep.
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>>255241001
I once went to a local anime convention in my area and there was a SSBB tournament there. I entered as Ganondorf for fucks and in my first round I got put up with this autistic kid wearing a paper-mache head piece for Fox. He obviously picked Fox and then I wrecked his shit as Ganondorf, didn't lose a single life in a 5 life match. When he lost he threw the controller down and ran away.
Not to say I'm even that good at the game, but it felt pretty good smashing that faggot into next week.
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>pull on hood
>I am an assassin
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I wear button up shits, and sometimes screw with the top button as if I were adjusting a tie.
Whenever I wear my jacket open I stick my thumbs in the pockets and bounce from the balls of my feet to my heel.
When I go down stairs I do it like in GTA 4.
I usually snap my fingers into a point to say hello or goodbye.
I say "Yup" and "Nope" the the Engie from TF2
I quote musicals all the god damn time
I've started saying "Yes Sir" like Avdol
I do the Ocelot point.
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>>255247774
I want to be a writer too, but I've never narrated anything like that.
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I walk around like Vincent from Catherine and whenever I'm trying to think I start doing those Francis York Morgan gestures, and whenever someone's surprised or something surprising happens I always hear the MGS guards' "Huh!?" in my head
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>>255236889
>does pushing people work?
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I say muda ora and knjoku ever since all star battle
Also pose a lot, now my friends say ive become extremely photogenic

Pronounce caeser ad shizah

Say kept you waiting huh? All the time
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>>255232134
I walk like agent 47 from Hitman absolution
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Everytime a person asks me something about myself i say Yes I Am! Like avdol
Also call my white friends lily white
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I am becoming Leon S Kennedy. I've played every game he was in at least 5 times and I just got my haircut to match his. pic related.

I've also started to pick on up his vocal cadence.
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>>255257869
Shit, you do the York gestures as well?

I didn't actually know I'd picked up any habits from Deadly Premonition until someone asked me why I was tapping my chest.
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>>255247982
I have to stop myself from greentexting on facebook
Why is it such an effective way of telling a story.
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>>255258286
ohhhh i want so badly to believe this is real.
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Whenever I wear a suit, I adjust my tie exactly like how G-Man does it.
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I have a habit of scratching my balls all the time. It was pretty bat in high school, now it's prety tame.
>qt girl walks to me
>she asks me something
>conversation starts
>at some point she looks at me disgusted
>she walks away
>realise that I was scratching my balls halfway through our conversation
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>>255258295
>>255258295
>I didn't actually know I'd picked up any habits from Deadly Premonition until someone asked me why I was tapping my chest
That's hilarious, I remember I was trying to do something that needed thinking and I just instinctively started doing his gestures
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>>255246930
Citation?
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>>255232134
I get really into walking through crowded areas without making contact with other people by rotating and twisting my body a bunch because of Assassin's Creed.
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>>255236329
I work at a Rugby stadium and have to get through large crowds of people very often. Doing the gentle push is very useful
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>>255251737
The opposite for me tbqh

>started watching a different movie every other day
>suddenly cannot stand any video game stories
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>>255250020
I think I remember this. Isn't this that image where the guy goes "Please stop it guys"? It's supposed to symbolize that you aren't happy with someone's actions. I think it's quite clever.
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>>255238012
>tfw trying to keep your fert in the shadows after playing hours of Thief
Luckily, there aren't many metal panels on the floor inside my house, otherwise I'm pretty sure I'd be sneaking too.
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>>255258624
>not sticking your hand in your pants like al bundy
not sticking it in her pants
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You have no idea how many times I've used the line It's just like one of my Japanese animes!
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>>255241126
>Not doing the whistle
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>>255258419
ohhhh i want so badly to believe you're not this new
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>>255261773
Sorry. I guess I'm just not as cool as you. Boy do I wish I were a veteran of /v/ like you.
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>>255262138
>Getting this flustered
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>>255262473
>implying nonexistent anger
sweet response, dude.
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I fucking always thumbsup when talking to people for no reason, coupled with saying "EXCERENTO" if Im talking to my english-speaking friends
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>>255247982
I do the "out of ten" thing. I've also said quite loudly "NOW I'M MOTIVATED", when I was 3 balls down in a game pool while my friend was on black. I won that fucking game.

If I know someone who browses this place, I'm might parrot Constanza.
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Could be from some games but mostly anime. When i feel awkward in a conversation i do the 'scratch the back of your neck' thing
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I keep making jojo poses when I am alone and bored
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>>255245618
I know at least one person has. Granted, he did chug a 20-year-old bottle of Crystal Pepsi, so it's not that surprising.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttC7KbE_uDo
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