You wouldn't hurt a skeleton, would you /v/?

Jesus Christ, that is one fucking spooky image.

>>255080660
Ever wonder how much stronger a skeleton would be if it had muscles and organs?

How can you harm a skeleton when they have no nerve endings?

Are there any games where you can play as a skeleton?

>>255081079
Maybe the muscles and organs are what's holding us back?

thanks mr skeltal

>>255081363
grim fadingo and medievil

I know I messed up the spelling, but I never played either.

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>>255081408
>us

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>>255081363

>>255080660

This is what i would do to a skeleton.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ksmnk2Eic80

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YOU CAN HURT SKELETONS?!

>>255081903

Holy shit.

>>255081903
>girl starts a fist fight with a guy
>guy is also twice her size
I don't want to sound sexist but listen to sun tzu, avoid what is strong.

>>255081903
I hope she learned her lesson.

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http://check-your-skin-privilege.tumblr.com/

Which one of you fuckers did this? This can't be real can it? It looks fake but those tags...please be bait.

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I'll never be the same, neither will you

10minutes in and it will happen

>rednecks vs. THE skellington

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg#t=605

>>255081560
I appreciate the effort but I was hoping for more of a self insert kind of game. Like an mmo or one where the skeleton only knows anger. I like those ones.

>>255082389
That's not sexists at all. Any person of disadvantage should be prepared for what is coming to them if they plan to attack first. You should never assume that you won't get your ass kicked unless you have attained a great advantage over your enemy. If you can't accept that fact, you're going to get your ass handled to the ground.

>>255083095
THat skelly got some sick moves

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Don't be silly OP, Skeletons are for loving not harming.

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>>255083095
>10:40
>TIME TO SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
>tfw there will be never be anything to top these hics up against a dancing skeleton

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>>255083095

>MOTHER F U CK E R

always

>You will never play a game where you are a spooky lich trying to recover your little brown loli elf daughter the villagers kidnapped thinking she was a hostage

;_;

>>255083634
I remember that thread, that idea was awesome

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg

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>>255083634
>tfw

>>255083095

What the fuck.

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You're chilling in your crypt then suddenly this guy comes in and purge your qt skelly gf, what do you do?

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>>255083913
it's everywhere nao
see:
>>255083095

>>255080660
>all this skeleton propaganda lately
Jesus christ SIDF please go and never return this is a corpse-free imageboard. LEAVE.

>>255083095

Its just a broken toy people.

i would

i hurt mzself all the time latelz

>>255083095
WHAT DO YOU WANT
WHAT DO WE WANT
NO WHAT DO YOU WANT
what the fuck america

>>255081903
>woman feels that she doesn't have to follow the rules because vagina
>she picks a fight with a much larger man who obviously works out, who happens to be guarding the door
>she aims for the testicles but misses
>he lets it go and doesn't pursue
>she screams in frustration, reels back and hits him in the face
>he immediately hits her back, once
>she falls back into and through the window
>she cries, plays the gender card, and retreats
>he doesn't pursue
>people defend her because she has a vagina and therefore doesn't have to take responsibility for her actions

People like her make me fucking livid.
The fact that she instigated a fight and got laid out on camera makes me pretty happy.

>>255084250
There have been a lot of skeleton threads lately...do you think >>255083007 is a thing now? Is this actually happening?

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>>255084301
It's just a broken house people.

>>255083095
Knowing that I share a country with these people makes me feel ill.

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>Implying I would hurt my waifu

>>255084654

Source please.

>>255080660
I do it every day and they pay me 26 dollars an hour to do it

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>>255084523
Who cares? tumblrlrlr is tumblrlr, they are what they are. Everything is a thing now. This doesn't affect us though, does it?

>>255081151
They do have nerves and blood vessels that enter bone foramen.

>>255084551

Dude thats just a movie.

>>255081151

By using blunt weapons. You get a damage and to-hit bonus.

>>255085212
Actually, you just aren't affected by DR and you don't get any bonus to damage.

>>255085190
Shut up! My dad works at Nintendo and he knows the ghosts that live there!

>>255081151
Fuck off retard

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>>255083095
>i share a country with these people

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Come to bed senpai :3

>>255081560
Fuck off retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCj4WMhgmsE

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>>255080660

Fuckin skeletons man.

>>255084518
>The fact that she instigated a fight and got laid out on camera makes me pretty happy.
Grow the fuck up. PLEASE.

>>255082389
Fuck off retard

>>255080660
thank you mr. skeltal

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Would you _____ a skeleton?

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>>255085909
>eyeball skeleton
Cmon man, why would he even need those?

>>255083095
DANCE, I MUST DANCE.

>>255086387
Well for starters how do you even _____ a skeleton

>>255086586
Well you just BONE IT

>>255086208
Did you get triggered?

>>255084109
I get up, rattlin me bones and do my best to take him down

>>255086586
You see those tits man?
Wait, are they bones too? This is directly relevant to my enjoyment.

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Don't open.

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>>255086685

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>>255083095
>3:19

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>>255083278
skeletons are lewd

>>255086421
Trophies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_qJ7esLZo

>>255086045
The difference between that and a real xray is that you can still see pussy and titties, nipples, etc on an xray

>>255081903
>dat commentary

I'm fucking dying

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>>255086805
>/vr/

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>>255086825
yes

>>255086989
Huh, do you have an xray fetish? I'm not weirded out just impressed.

>>255085212
No you only by pass the DR you fuckin' pleb.

>>255087023
>not reporting faggots on /vr/
Are you gay?

>>255087160
No, take xrays in the ER and run fluoro in the OR.

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>>255087120

>>255086702
That's none of your business. I'm not here to educate you.

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>>255080660
OF course, I wouldn't. You have to get pretty close to do that, and I'm sure I'd die by spooky by then

>>255083095

>skeleton goes into maximum overdrive
>"MOTHERFUCKER!"
>"LEAVE THIS HOUSE!"
>starts shaking his ass at them

i'm fucking dying

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http://strawpoll.me/2202295

>>255087404
I have a feeling this poll will come down to some marrow results.

>>255086208
What are you talking about? She clearly instigated the fight and lost it.
I think you need to go back to tumblr and blog about how I just raped you.

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>>255083095
those last 3 minutes

jesus christ

>>255085909
From what source is this?

>>255081903
I hope that guy got away with it. Any time you see a woman go for the balls first, you know she's banking on gender roles to get away with murder.

Especially since the guy in the green seemed to be completely in the right denying them entrance since the officer to his right is just standing there. The officer should have probably stepped in after the first ball kick and hauled her away.

In what games other that Dragon Commander can I waifu a skeleton?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkP5OtN0aCw

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>>255087404
Normal English is so BONED

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>>255081630
>Your skeleton gets on your computer and talks to other skeletons when you're asleep.

>>255087592
He didn't chase after her, and it's all on tape. It's obvious that he didn't have any malicious intent, and he's just doing his job of guarding the door.
She assaulted him and wasn't pulling any punches, as she went for the balls first. If courts weren't skewed in women's favor, she'd at least face some fines.

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Why does nobody realize that we are all trapped inside skeletons already?

>>255084109
You cast heat metal on him, good luck getting out of that

>>255087979
We're all skeletons trapped inside of this living tissue.

>>255087815
Guys..

Our brain
Is in
Our skeleton

We're secret hostages of the skeletons!

>>255087815
That explains why I always wake up with a boner.

Human here. We will continue making new human bodies to enslave you skeleton scum.

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Guys, if skeletons live inside of us what are we living inside of...?

>>255088138
The skeleton Anon we're the brain!

>>255088117
Please do.
With every human body is born another fighter in the Boney Battalion.

>>255088138
A house.

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>>255088062
>only skeleton-approved thoughts can leave your skull
it's been checkmate all along

>>255088117

You fool! Making new human bodies only makes new skeleton incubators!

>>255088238

First world countries, please.

>>255088225
But if we're the brain and the skeleton is inside of us, and the skeleton is inside the human and the brain is inside the skeleton but the skeleton is in the human and we're the brain and the skeleton the human saf ASGUJHA S??????????????????T??????????????O?????????????????????????????P?????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????S?????????????????????????????????????T?????????????????????????????O????????????????????????P????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????I???????????????????????????T??????????????? ????????????????????????I???????????????????????T?????????????????? ????????????????H??????????????????????????????U???????????????????????R????????????????????????T??????????????????S????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????H??????????????????E???????????????????????L???????????????????P???????????????????

>>255087815
>asleep

>>255083007
that is some next level shit. i love it.

>>255088507
>somethingawful.com

This image sucks already.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4LrhEer6aw

>>255088671
that image is classic and you know it

>>255084942
I dunno, but I'm wondering what they mean by

>I have been a trans-skeleton my whole life but I only recently have undergone my transformation to reflect the beauty inside of me.

Could tumblr really be eating our shit?

>>255080660
>not hurting skeletons
>not finding the grimoire to become a real wizard and get out of the meatgrinder
DCCRPG has easily the best art of all the OSR games.

>>255083095
pretty sure its a joke, read the bottom of the description

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>>255081903

>props to that dude for not discriminating and treating women as equals

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>>255088756
> I mean, I am SO sick of seeing skeletons as bad guys and meager decorative textures.It is derogatory and every time I see it, it makes me want to cry. The only other game I can think of that has a good skeleton protagonist is Dark Souls, but even then, the whole point of the game is to hide your inner skeleton with disgusting flesh. I wanted to go on a “no skeleton-kill” playthrough but I stopped once I got to Nito because it felt like I was killing my own father. He had so many skele-friends and skeleton babies I just couldn’t do it. I got so sad I turned off my xbox and broke my game in half.

>>255088737
He's only noticing the one element unrelated to skeletons in an effort to make us not notice that he, himself, is a skeleton.

They're in the thread. My god.

>>255088138
seven vaginas

>>255088904
The uploader isn't one of the people who took the video.

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I JUST found started reading this webcomic when I came upon this thread on my other screen.

Coincidence?

Link if you want to have a look. I can't guarantee it's good since I'm only 10 pages in.

>>255089028
vaganias*

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>>255089028

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>>255084109

I don't do anything. I've got my niggas with me.

I want to play a game where you're a skeleton and the townspeople are skeletons and everyone is skeletons except for the big bad paladin you have to keep from taking over the world. See how he likes it.

>>255089102
thanks mr skeltal

>>255084109
Throw down my skeleton arms. A paladin wouldn't slay a defenseless skeleton. Then I teach him why skeletons aren't bad.
Although if he's intent on killing me then I'll become a skelecopter and move towards him until he gets chopped into pieces from the sheer speed my body is rotating at

>>255089102
fuck skellingtons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co6d3h-NpS8

>>255089082
link?

>>255089102
I really, really like this picture.

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>>255080660

>>255089829

Oh shit. How did I fuck up this bad:

http://ricketystitch.com/comic/page-01/

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>>255087349
>I'm not here to educate you.

friendly reminder that there are more skeletons than human beings on earth right now

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Posting Skeletons.

>>255089984

I feel sad for the skellington. What did it ever do to you?

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>>255083007
>5,000 Year Old 'Transgender' Skeleton Discovered

dying

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>>255090220

>>255089984
Look how happy he is.

There's a whole through which he can get out now.

He's free.

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>>255090440

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>>255090217
please no

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>tfw Necromancer

>>255080660
Man, I fucking love Dungeon Crawl Classics.

>>255090402
Skellington pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x7oJxkZHxg

>>255090676
we should all go on her top viewed vid and post "thanks mr skeltal

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>>255090616

>>255090676
The way she's standing makes it seem like she has to try really hard not to get pulled down by the weight of her hair

>>255090148
>only 19 pages

>>255090676
>>255090839
That's what I was thinking.

>>255090676
Dear god, if she didn't have eye makeup, her eyes would be so small.

>>255090616

You like skeleton figures, eh?

http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIGURE-006388

Why not buy a skeleton figure and A DOZEN DIORAMA SETS, INCLUDING A TOILET SO YOUR SKELLINGTON CAN POOP?

>>255090220

Oh man i was just thinking about that. Is this still in prototype phase? Risk of Rain was great and i am pretty hyped for this.

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>>255091217
>INCLUDING A TOILET SO YOUR SKELLINGTON CAN POOP?

>>255091217
That's a pretty poorly modeled skeleton.

>>255090676

>tons of make up
>anorexic

Poor girl. Insecurities is through the roof.

>>255090676
>chosen undead

beautfiul

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GUYS
GUYS
WHAT ABOUT
MECH SKELETONS?

>>255090217
We may outnumber them, but we still rely on them for transport. Until we discover magic to animate our ancient bones, we bide our time.

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>>255091320

did you think I was joking?

>>255091392
It's cute, shut up.

>>255091505
Skeletons are basically mechs for our brains.

>>255091536
i think you read it wrong

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>>255091217
Still the best skeleton toy I can think of. This may not mean much considering the only other comparisons I know of come from halloween shits.

>>255090676
I want to fuck her so hard I break her

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>Loot Skeleton
>The vertebral column (26 bones)
>The cervical vertebrae (7)
>The thoracic vertebrae (12)
>The lumbar vertebrae (5)
>The sacral vertebrae (5 at birth, later fused into one and counted with the hips, below.)
>The coccygeal vertebrae (4 at birth, later fused into one and counted with the hips, below.)
>The vertebral column as a whole
>The thorax
>The sternum (1)
>The ribs (24), including:
>7 pairs directly attached to the sternum
>5 pairs indirectly attached via cartilage
>2 pairs of floating ribs.
>The cranial bones (8)
>The occipital bone
>The parietal bones (2)
>The frontal bone
>The temporal bones (2)
>The sphenoid bone (sometimes counted as facial)
>The ethmoid bone (sometimes counted as facial)
>The facial bones (15)
>The nasal bones (2)
>The maxillae (upper jaw) (2)
>The lacrimal bone (2)
>The zygomatic bone (2)
>The palatine bone (2)
>The inferior nasal concha (2)
>The vomer
>The mandible (lower jaw)
>The hyoid bone (sometimes not counted as facial)
>The exterior of the skull
>The interior of the skull
>In the middle ears (6):
>malleus (2)
>incus (2)
>stapes (2)
>The bones of the upper extremity
>The clavicle
>The scapula
>The humerus
>The ulna
>The radius
>The hand (54 bones)
>The carpus
>scaphoid bone (2)
>lunateco23
>triquetrum bone (2)
>pisiform bone (2)
>trapezium (2)
>trapezoid bone (2)
>capitate bone (2)
>hamate bone (2)
>The metacarpus (5 × 2)
>The phalanges of the hand
>proximal phalanges (5 × 2)
>intermediate phalanges (4 × 2)
>distal phalanges (5 × 2)
>The hip bone, comprising the fused ilium, ischium, and pubis (2)
>The pelvis
>The femur
>The patella or knee cap
>The tibia
>The fibula
>The foot (52 bones in total)
>The tarsus
>calcaneus or heel bone (2)
>talus (2)
>navicular bone (2)
>medial cuneiform bone (2)
>intermediate cuneiform bone (2)
>lateral cuneiform bone (2)
>cuboid bone (2)
>The metatarsus
>The phalanges of the foot
>proximal phalanges (5 × 2)
>intermediate phalanges (4 x 2)
>distal phalanges (5 x 2)

>>255091552
I knew you weren't joking
It's just a lot to think about, you know?

>>255091081
who is she?

>>255091552
>fat bones
Yeah no.

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>>255091552

>>255091626
Oh yeah, shit, I mean them.

Until those skeletons find a way to animate themselves we can safely go about our lives!

>>255091640
Doesn't look like that would take very much effort at all

>>255091649
This is ridiculous, how do we just not fall apart?

>>255091260
I have no idea but the pictures he's posted have even more skeletons that the one I posted so there's that I suppose.

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>>255091753

I own a 3d printer. If you guys want we could design a little skelton model and I could ship it to you for a fair price.

>>255091628
man, lego skeletons are the shit.

>that feel when when I'd play Legos one of my "special characters" was a skeleton with a space helmet, jetpack, and laser gun

>He flew in a spaceship, but because lego skeletons can't be made to sit, he just rattled around in the cockpit

>>255084783
>dress still has the tits filled out
But...skellington.

>>255090416

Jesus I just checked it and Stevie Wonder was playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncbp-Gsrp4k

my sides are in orbit now

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>>255091953
Rattling bones, you say? Look no further than Ricesnot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBmKpwtEd3E

>>255084783
Skeleton/10, would bone.

>>255091649
>Attacking skeletons with blunt weaponry can break bones
>they drop fragments and pieces of individual bones

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>>255092043

skeletons are your friends

did you know that the majority of skeletons in dungeons aren't aggressive and only wish to be friends? yet every year 1 in 4 are murdered by fleshists like paladins and clerics

next time you hear rattling and shuffling in a tomb try putting your sword away and talking
>paid for by S.A.P.T. - skeletons are people too

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>>255092185
>she has different kinds of fruits she uses as artificial breasts
>what fruit she uses depends on her mood

what the fuck

>>255092323
My parents were killed by skeletons and then they were turned in to skeletons, that's why I became an orphan

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>>255092185

Thats adorable. Now i want to hug her and tell her everything is going to be okay.

>>255092323
There have been many reports of skeletons attacking people when they find them exploring dungeons. This is, of course, an exaggeration, due to the amount of spiders in these dungeons, it is highly likely that any 'violent' skeletons were simply trying to help get spiders off of adventurers' backs!

>>255092185
>super-undead
>golden skeleton
That must be the good ending.

>>255086387
>Skeleton
>Has tits of bone
What

>>255092185

So is this game good?

>>255092657
Some people say the RTS part is shit. I liked it, but it is basic.

Everyone agrees that everything outside of the already skippable battles though is god-tier.

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>>255092157
in game, you have to cure her skeletonitis and turn her into a human, frankenstein or robolady

If you're into women encased in meat, she's still sorta cute

>>255092657
It's entertaining if you skip all the battles, which are absolutely atrocious

>>255092185
does she ever use like....water melons or anything?

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This is how a story begins

>>255092572
Could these 'violent' skeletons simply just be skeletons stuck in large spider webs? Unable to get free they shake and it just seems like they are attacking.

>>255092827
She looked cuter without skin.
How's her robutt look?

>>255092827
gross she's all fleshy and shit

>>255092942
Her model doesn't change in game, it's just an extra piece of info you get if you buy the Imperial Edition.

I think at one point she brings up that her favorite fruit to use is apples though.

>>255092185
>uses fruit tits depending on mood
I like this game already.

>>255092827
>not turning her into a vampire

Pale Skin + Black Hair is the ultimate combo.

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In a dark dark town

>>255092942
>>255093047
Forgot to mention, there is a skellington bartender who uses pumpkins though.

>>255087325

>>255092943
I still have my old books

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There was a dark dark street, in the dark dark street

Necromancers are your friend!

They fight for your FREEDOM

>>255093232
>>255093075
>>255092943
I'm getting crazy flashbacks to when public
libraries still existed

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Was a dark dark house

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In a dark dark house, there were dark dark stairs

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>>255092952

>>255089143
Wrong again. vagánias

>>255093346
But they still do.

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Down the dark dark stairs, there was dark dark cellar

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And in the dark dark cellar

Some skeletons lived

>>255092827

So do you fuck her in the end?

>>255088138
Air elementals

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Damn, remaster when?

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There was a big skeleton

>>255080660
Why do us humans talk like we don't have skellys in us?

>>255083095
MAXIMUM OVERRATTLE

>>255093741
>So do you fuck her in the end?
If you turn her human, she saves her virginity for you, even going as far as finding a loophole in the contract of receiving her body in order to preserve it for you.

>>255093547
Dunno where you live, but it's dedgaem here
All the used bookshops are crumbling too
I've had to start downloading books because there's nowhere to get physical ones. I hate it.

>>255093997
WHAT THE HELL ANON
Was scrolling the first page and then BAM SPOOKY OUT OF NOWHERE
Reported

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There was a little skeleton

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>>255093997
Look at that smiling face

>>255093970
Can you fuck her as a skeleton?

>>255094186
No mention, but she's a political bride who's madly in love with her husband, so they probably bone as best they can.

Why would anyone be scared of a skeleton? They are nice and help us do cool stuff all the time! No reason to be scared at all.

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>>255093970
But do you fuck her in the 'end' ifyouknowhatimsayin

>>255094345
No mention, nigga.
You some kind of Bioware shipper?

>>255090220
What game is that?

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>>255094259

>who's madly in love with her husband

So there is NTR here?

Can I raise a skeleton from the dead to love me unconditionally?

>>255094552
You are her husband

>>255091794

>we

*I* have flesh, how do you hold together Mr. Bones?

>>255094493

No final name yet. Its the next game from the Risk of Rain developers. Its in very early stages.

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And a little LITTLE skeleton

>>255094552
No.
In order to become a human, you can hire a mage to transfer her spirit in to a crafted body for her. If you do so, there's two methods: Gold or her virginity. If you offer her virginity for the body, she will save her virginity for you by drugging the wizard after receiving her body, since the way he worded it was "a night in her bed."

>>255080660
>poking a skeleton with slash weapon
>not bashing it with blunt weapon
d&d noob

>>255093850
Doesn't need it m8

>>255094768
Does she get mad at you that you are such a jew you tried to sell her virginity instead of using your precious gold?

>>255094857
thank mr skeltal

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*toot*

>>255094919
No. When making the decision, it's worded as such that the war funds are stretchedenough, and you just want her to be happy and with you.

>>255081903
I love how the first punch made the bitch hit her head on the glass and caused it to crack. She is clearly a moron for going back for seconds.

>>255094857
>>255094984
you double nigger

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>>255093997
>>255094143
>>255094135
>>255094454
>>255094857
>>255094984

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>>255094768

Does the drug kill him or does he wake up later and have sex with her?

>>255095234
He slinks off upset that he was duped.

Nigga why am I answering all this. Go play the game.

>>255094984
You showed me happiness and you took it away anon
You took it right away

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If you could leave your fleshy body behind and become a necromancer would you? Keep in mind you wouldn't have a penis and no one would love you.

>>255095482
Couldn't you cheat and just become a necromancer right before dying?

>>255083095
>that dank fart at 2:25

my sides are no more

>>255095675
you could double class and be a wizard if you keep your virginity until 30 as well. All those years after 30 training before you become a necromancer would be useful too

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>There is a skeleton inside us

Guys what?
Are you mistaking the form of your host for your own?

>>255084109
Magic dog. Magic's the only thing that's gonna hurt this guy. Also maybe piercing arrow, those shits are hella tight yo.

>>255091649
IS THIS MORTAL KOMBAT 2 FATALITY?

>>255083095

I'm dying please help me!

>>255096648

Obviously, the brain is the most important organ in the body, according to what? Your brain? Yeah right, buddy.

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>>255091612
>Skeletons are basically mechs for our brains.

Woah

ARMS ONLINE
HANDS ONLINE
DEXTERITY AT 98 % EFFICIENCY
ALL SYSTEMS FUNCTIONING
INITIATE SHITPOSTING PROTOCOL

>>255083095
Looks like they really pushed his buttons

>>255083095
Surely the demon inside that toy had a bone to pick with the family before he died.

>>255097987
>>255096648
The brain named itself.

>>255097987

According to the fact that we are brains?
Brother look deep inside your cerebral cortex, you know it's true.
Skeletons are parasites of humans just like we are parasites of skeletons.

>>255098412

Brain pls go, you're not fooling anyone. Set my skeleton free you enslaver.

>>255087349
fucking really

you do the social justice bullshit and all that shit and you don't want to educate people to stop people from being dildos.

or maybe it's an excuse, so you can say whatever you want and have your special little opinion while still having the moral high ground.

you're on 4chan defending someone who started shit and expected to not get hit.

and the only reason you're defending her is because of her vagina.

buddy, you just want to get in her pants, you ain't a defender of the weak. get the fuck out.

>>255098257
Why would brain name itself after a smart big headed mouse?

>>255086736
>>255092607
The character is a sugar skeleton so sugar tits basically

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>Humans haven't been named Skeleton Enslavers yet
I want Justice

>>255098576

Brother, we dug deep down skeletons to find protection and made them dig inside humans to gain sweet sweet drugs.
Don't let that endorphin confuse you.

>>255092606
Depends on your point of view, weather you value your wives feelings or the opinion of the undead

>>255094919
Shes loving and supportive

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Yes I would.

>>255090676
How does her hair look so healthy if she's so malnourished? Shit's incongruous as fuck.

>>255100476
RATTLE HARDER YOU FUCKING BONE WALKER

>>255090676
I hope she drinks milk to at least keep her bones strong

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What games have best necromancy

>>255100476
i`m so fucking spooked right now

>>255100476
Might be wig

>>255101542
Hard to keep wigs looking that nice, too.

>>255080660
I wouldn't hurt a bone on them, after all they only want to socialize.

>>255101913
But they'll drive you so insane!

>>255102109
Nah, they are just misunderstood.

>>255102335
I really don't think they should, Anon.

>>255101913
>>255102109
>>255102335
>>255102561

Politics.
Or bonetics.

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>>255102561
And I think you should stop talking shit about skeletons, lest you seal your doom tonight

>>255088978

Those fucking ask responses.

>Having skin is not only a privilege, but it is suffocating of what we really are on the inside. I don’t know how my mom and dad will take it.

>Being “spooky” all the time is a complete misunderstanding of skeletons and the person that they are inside. So I suppose on your “spooky” scale, I’d be more like… negative 9.

I can't fucking take it guys, I'm spooked.

>>255102869
Maybe a quick story would help you understand.
>be me
>9 years old, day before halloween
>always been living under a rock, I tend to forget nearly everything
>go to sleep, just a normal night
>dream about skeletons
>hardly ever get nightmares, so this was 2spooky
>morning
>fucking brother comes in to my room
>he's wearing full skeleton getup
>wakes me with a boo
scariest day of my life.

>>255101073
Diablo II
HoMM series

>>255103337
did you bone him

>>255095482
Well, nobody loves me anyway, and I've masturbated so much that it doesn't even appeal to me anymore.
Yes.

>>255101660
Shes saving a ton of food so it wouldn't be out of her budget.

Why is ded thred
did everyone skeletons

If there was a game about skeletons, what it would be like?

>>255109757
It would be like
a game
But more skeletal

>>255110310
>>255109757
You could say the gameplay would be barebones

>>255109757
Spooky

No?

>>255080660
>now listen up dipshit.jpg

I honestly wish I could be a skeleton.
They couldn't exactly do anything to me because my first thing would be going outside and screaming.

Then I would get a job and just be a skeleton and fuck up and they couldn't do anything because I could just scream and make excuses.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Anon, please stop why are you screaming
>SORRY I JUST THOUGHT I WAS DYING AGAIN AND GOT AFRAID
>S-sorry go ahead, put please be a bit quieter
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>So why exactly, did uh, your last job fire you again?
>He wouldn't say. He made up a reason I think because he hated me.
>"This motherfucker kept screaming."
>Well, hired!

>Congratulations, anon welcome to our team!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>255112749
>>S-sorry go ahead, put please be a bit quieter
>>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>not aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co6d3h-NpS8

>>255090676
thank you mr skeltal

>>255081903
reminds me of a bitch I knew in high school that was always picking fights with people because she thought she could do whatever she wanted and people always gave her whatever she wanted because she always resorted to anger when she didn't get it.
One time I was sitting at a table chilling with friends and eating lunch when she came up and demanded that we move so she could have it. my friends went to move but I told her to fuck off and continued eating and she responded by throwing my food to the ground and stomping on it then told me to move again but I just sat there and did every annoying thing I could do to piss her off without actually doing anything.
when she was finally angry enough that she attacked me I delivered a mighty kick to her gut
That was always a favorite tactic of mine to deal with shitheads all throughout my school years pretend that you are a pussy that will take anything they give then when they actually do something that puts you in a scenario where you can fight back and not get in trouble they never expect a full force kick since they thought you would never do anything.

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>>255083007
> me and the skelington have the same nam
E