Why are skellingtons the shittiest enemies in any game they are in?
Is there a game where a skelle or skellington-type enemy is actually good/scary?
>>254844706clop clop clop
>>254844706
how about the skeleton thats inside of you?
>>254844706spook
>>254845321
The fuck are you talking about? There's no skelly inside of me. Inside of YOU, maybe.
>>254845321
psssh like I ever would let a skeleton come near me let alone inside me
>>254844892
Does anyone actually like this game?
>>254844706
HEY FUCK YOU
>>254845419
>>254844706
Hello, friend.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkP5OtN0aCw
>>254845549
Holy fucking shit those faggots where ridiculously OP.
>>254845593
the best
>>254845549
These motherfuckers too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsILQaCI5d8
Don't fuck with the skeletons in Gothic 2.
shouldn't skeleton enemies be stronger than a normal flesh based enemy? the way i see it, skeletons don't have muscles moving them. they are usually moved by some kind of magic. the magic should be able to make it change shapes and move really fucking fast. i don't understand why don't fly
Skeletons are pretty strong in Nethack. They're weak for the part of the game they appear in (only in hell) but they're much stronger than most normal monsters and other undead.
>>254845968
Skeleton stats are generally
>nearly immune against piercing weapons
>nearly immune to fire
>bonuses against slashing weapons
>extra damage from blunt weapons
>>254845323
>>254845593
that silly feeling when you realize the song is "Dem Bones"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrzBsUtUdts
>>254845795
Giant fucking bear skellingtons. I had them one shot me with their retarded combo attack several times. Fighting more than one at a time is basically just suicide.
>>254845549
I was already unsettled by the basiliks and when I saw those giants niggers I almost wanted to stop playing.
>>254846197
but it honestly should be more. i feel like they should have some kind of speed bonus at least. more things should have it so that you need to destroy the entire skeleton to defeat it. if not the hands or random bone can just keep hitting you
>>254845323
10/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u_v9H24PfY
FLAMES AROUND YOU FLAMES AROUND YOU NOTHING BUT FLAMES BURNING YOUR FLESHJOIN US, JOIN US, JOIN US NOOOOOW
>>254846632
It's done pretty good in Dork Souls. Skeletons crumble when hit but get recombined almost instantly, they're fast and they have several types of fast attacks, including torpedoing themselves right at you.
And that's just normal skellingtons, there are also giant skeletons, dog skeletons, wheel skeletons and baby skeletons.
Pepper your angus.
>>254846632
>Skeletons that are impossible to kill and never stop hunting you
>can't leech life from skeleton
>skeleton immune to bleed
>you can raise a flesh zombie from the skeleton's corpse
>???
>>254847174
Fuck you, skelligton.
>>>/out/
>>254847174
Fuck off skeleton defense force.
>>254844706
I think you mean skeleton! :3 Please correct your mistake next time! Thanks!:3:3 Have a GREAT DAY!!! :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co6d3h-NpS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqDEtqyktNQ
>>254847136
>implying skeletons are untrustworthy
Fuck off, fleshbag.
We're cool guys.
>>254847174
Your plan to acquire a fleshy body has been foiled skeletor.
>>254847174
fucking cannibal vampire skeletons trying to leech life from eachother
>>254847136
Official undead power rankings:
Liches
Skeletons
Vampires
Ghouls
Shit
Zombies
>>254846806
>this image
10/10
CLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOP
>>254847326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6XSDRPEk2c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXkQSiJG7fk
warning: spoky
This thread isn't agitating enough.
>why are skellingtons the shittiest enemies in any games they are in ?
Because you're a retarded necromancer who just animate a bunch of bones like some kind of puppeteer.
>>254848857
What about now?
>>254847972
>Skeletons more powerful than vampires
Does your necromancer know you're using his computer, skelefag?
>>254849060
I'm a free spirited skeleton who can do what i want.
I thought you vampires were supposed to suck blood, not dicks.
>>254849027
That looks like the skeleton armor from Blood Bowl.
>>254849060
>Weak to sun
>Weak to fire
>Weak to aspen
>Weak to crosses
>Weak to garlic
>Weak to some other arbitrary shit
Go away, prettyboy.
What kind of video games resonate with your inner skeleton well? What makes it truly alive to experience?
>>254848201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75e7CSapztU
Posting one of the best Skellies
>>254849701
Such a traumatizing character to even look at they had to change him to a shitty wraith.
>>254849701
Gone but not forgotten.
>>254849701
FUCK YOU
>>254850089
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/96/Skel_killspecial_08.mp3
>there hasn't been a single skeleton character in any disgaea game
>>254849351
>>254849461
Yeah sure guys enjoy feeding xp to guys who aren't even out of their starting equipment yet.
Hey, guys? What's going on in this thread?
>>254850780
Inside every Paladin, there's a skeleton waiting to pop out.
2 spooky skeletons is actually one of my favorite memes. Seriously cracks me up.
>Enter Skeleton Lords fight in DS2
>The caves is made of skeletons
>skeleton music starts playing
>The skeleton lords burst into smaller skeletons
My sides
>>254847326
>mfw someone actually put time and effort into creating this
>>254851147
Beautiful, isn't it?
Goes to show that there are still real artists in this world, who genuinely care about what they create.
>>254850417There's a skeleton inside every single game, anon. Every single being that is in those games...inside their bodies...they're waiting. They're bidding their time, waiting to surface. Soon...
Daily reminder that pregnant women have two skeletons inside them, and one of them is actively trying to escape
>>254848619
quality
>>254851326
I can't wait, skelitons are our best friends who will support us trough difficult times.
>>254849474
dota 2 used to. i mean baller king was the best.
apart from that heroes 3. best skelly representation in vidya imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdiMAzDFPNU
Skip to 6:22
>>254848619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h03QBNVwX8Q
Superior
>>254850417
Skeletons are the unsung heroes of every game. Always staying in the shadows, supporting everyone while out of sight, because they know nobody could accept it any other way. They won't be remembered, but their sacrifices were real.
>>254851952
those skellies are obviously fake and do very unrealistic things
please keep this thread dedicated to the real skeletons
>>254852147
God bless skeletons.
There are no greater heroes.
Any of you faggots get amongst this shit back in the day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy1n2WLtQMc
>>254844706
Tomb of the Giants.
>http://youtu.be/ICKrtbT3OwE
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEYAAAAAA
>>254844706
In Diablo 2, Skelemancers were very potent throughout the early stages of the game, then died off in the middle when they usually lacked gear to get massive amounts of +skills to the summon tree.
Then, near lategame, when you are able to acquire many +skill items, auras through mercenaries and their items, skeletons once again become a force to be reckoned with. Endgame Necromancers in Diablo 2 (LoD, of course) could Teleport on you and one shot you with Skeletal armies that also lagged the shit out of enemies.I played a Bone / Skeleton Hybrid in .10 when Marrow bug was a thing, shit was so cash. Best of both worlds.
>>254852740
>this video is unavailable
>>254844706
Oath in Felghana skeletons will kick your arse
>>254848619
lol'd
>>254844706
>Is there a game where a skelle or skellington-type enemy is actually good/scary?
>>254852740
>video does not exist
WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT
Why are xylobones consistently the primary instrument in skeleton music?
>>254853627
It's like playing a skin flute. What's more badass than playing an instrument made out of your own body?
>>254853147
>>254852831
Soz
http://youtu.be/ICKrtbT3PqE
>>254853627
kek'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co6d3h-NpS8
;_;7
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8LjhGNMOoEU
>>254847326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRomHAAmloY
>>254853972
Quality post, not even sarcasm
Thanks, anon
>>254853627
It's sekelesexual thing.
>>254844892
I thought it was decent but got slow halfway through. Too much backtracking and a few really idiotic level designs. I give it a 6.5 out of 10.
Yo imagine this /v/.
A game where you're a skeleton raised by a lich.
Innately skeletons can't do much, but as you become stronger the lich gives you enchanted gear (think swords, bow, and wand at first). Eventually you could become more powerful than you were in life, becoming an undead knight, archer, or wizard. Then final boss would bethe heros you normally play as.
>>254854757
I like the skeleton being raised by a lich. Maybe a loving necromancer father who is killed by a paladin or something and you have to get revenge.
>>254844706
Skellingtons are among the toughest enemies in Gothic 1-2.
>Mfw this thread
It´s not so bad being a skelly, a bit cold maybe.
Do reapers count as skeletons?
>>254854226
>dat music
>dat subject matter
yeah no way am I watching anything that spooky, nigga.
>>254845549
These faggots really wouldn't have been so bad, but you meet them in a place where it's obscenely dark and your only likely source of light takes up a shield slot, AND you have to be ultra careful of your positioning because one wrong move will send you flying off a cliff.
FUCK.
>>254855182
Here's some warmth for you.
>>254847609
SpOoPy
>>254854226
>tfw Halloween only comes around once a year
>tfw you realize you may only experience 50-60 good Halloweens in your lifetime
I feel like skeletons in games should stay roughly as they are. The way I see it, it takes a large amount of magic to assemble a skeleton, give it a minor amount of intelligence, and let it walk around for even a day. So even if you could make a skeleton more powerful, it wouldn't be efficient since most necromancers I assume would have groups of the things wandering around. Now if they were a rare enemy it would be a different story, but in most games they are a semi common enemy.
>>254855251
Not always
>>254854892
I like where this is going. I wish I had any talent in coding.
Should I make a small game about skeletons?
What would it be about?
>>254856374
It should be about skeletons.
Doing skeleton things.
>>254856450
What do skeletons do
>>254856450
Like playing the xylophone?
>>254854757
And the hero is lvl 57 and oneshots you
>>254856640
And brushing themselves with bone polish
>>254856535
Scare the life out of the living. Some hide in barrels for years just waiting for the right moment to spook someone. Some tap on your windows at night to arouse quite a fright. Others creep up behind you when you're walking alone at night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3JR3jVOPyU
This shit was in a kids show. I nearly shat my pants
>>254855797
>not realizing we are but mere skeletal larvae, waiting to burst out of our flesh cocoons when we "die"
>>254856954
This isn't even creepy, it's just strange
>>254856954
what are chanting in their ooga booga language? Are the Jews responsible for this?
>>254845937
2 fireballs and they are toast
>>254857215They made coffins to contain your skeleton at death because they fear them and are unwilling to try to understand them. The only alternative is being burned to ashes, so your skeleton is no longer able to function.
>>254844706
Well, a skull is kinda of a symbol for illness and weakness.
>>254857541
>Are the Jews responsible for this?
They're responsible for everything anon.Even in the unlife, Jewish zombies try to swindle the skeletal goys out of their bones.
Hey /v/, every been to Paris?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--ti8nSK5ZQ#t=49
>>254844706
>ctrl-f 'doom'
>0 replies
Come on.
>>254857553
It all makes sense now
painkiller skeleton bikers were sort of tough for grunts
then again that there ice combo )
>>254857847
A skull is also a symbol of intelligence. It's a marvelous product of evolution. The cranium is quite amazing, housing the brain and protecting it from all but the most lethal blows.
This thread is getting me randy, it makes me want to dust off my anatomy and physiology book and reread the section that highlights the skeleton.
I honestly love how we all can band behind loving skeletons and not seem like some sort of "lel epin spooky meme". Skeletons are fucking awesome.
>>254858519
You're not fooling anyone, skeleton
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjbD85FB5Z8
This video gave me the spooks for weeks
>>254847326
the goddamn pogo skeleton
Any games where I can play as a skeleton?
>>254860117
>>254860117
Aren't the Risk of Rain devs doing something skelly-related? Or is that someone else?
>>254860367
Best fucking skele right here.
>You'll never become a skeleton necromancer to raise more skelebros
>You'll never be invited to their skeleton parties
>yfw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czi0F_Ovaws
WARNING: extremely spooky video. do not watch if easily spooked
>>254862684
>>254862684Mods tossing out bans for posting that image, be careful skellybro.
>>254860673
Also I would fucking love to play as a skeleton in RoR. I don't know what moveset he'd have but it'd be tight.
>>254862684thank mr skeItaI
>>254862684
thank mr skeltal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5YLXkKxChg
>>254860673
>>254863214
They are. There were some pretty good gifs, but I didn't get the chance to save them.
>>254864058
Thank you for this post
>>254864058
Amazing.
Brought a tear to my eye.
>>254862684
thank mr skeletal
>>254864058
Where are those yells from?
>>254866167
The skeleton
>>254866269
And the skeleton's from?
>>254866269
But skeletonsdon't have vocal chords.
>tfw no skeleton party game
>>254866167
The first few are from the scientists in Half-Life
Some of the later ones are from infamous viral video "world's loudest orgasm"
>>254867468
Oh true, now when you mentioned them I can recognise them
>>254867234
Skeleton Party x Crab Nicholson Sleepover crossover when?
Well /v/?
>>254844706
>skellingtons
>shitty
Come back after you beat Medievil and get all the soul chalices, pleb
>you can travel through time to rape famous historical figures from the past
>>254868394
Conquistador or Top Hat. Hard to choose.
The Flight and Magnetic Bones are a must.
Spooky Tomb to keep people out.
Kelly Goldstein because sometimes sexually assaulting people as a skeleton gets boring and you need to throw down.
>>254868394
Breakdancing and flight.
>>254868394
Normal skeleton
Crown
Magnetic bones/Ultimate form
Museum
Eric Von Skullkill
Imagine Von Skullkill's surprise when he finally tracks me to a mundane museum and stares in horror as all the bones in the place conglomerate into a superskelly. There'd be like, a T-Rex in there I bet.
>>254868394
Fat, top hat wearing skeleton with the powers of hypnosis and time travel. I live in a museum and Kelly Goldstein is my nemesis.
By day, I fool people into thinking I work at the museum, where I trap them and gang rape them. At night, I go back in time to rape Hitler and FDR, along with whoever I want. I get the museum to be as high-profile as possible through time travel shenanigans, and the lesbo can't do anything to me since it'll look like she's trying to kill a random citizen who works at a fancy museum.
I dont have a problem, you have a problem
>>254844706
>Why are skellingtons the shittiest enemies in any game they are in?
>>254848619
this is pretty fucking great, thanks for sharing anon
>>254869602
Now what you've done here is set up a very niche situation. Your global rape abilities are low, although your synergy with your skeleton brothers is pretty good. That and magnetic bones is all you've got going for you though. Eric Von Skullkill would never go to a museum with bones in it and not be overly prepared. He might have holy water or crosses or anything to repel you. Even if you kill him you still have little ability to get out and rape people because your strength lies in ultimate form and tricking people into entering your museum. If you want to be a proper sexual assaulter you have to think this shit through.
Post videos with skeelytons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St-Z5XaUBso
>>254868394
>Dwarf skeleton
>Conquistador hat
>Flight
>Hypnosis
>Museum
>Von Skullkill
French canadian programming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay92dXQtXjE
Make note of when the plane passengers give up on life
>>254856954
Oh jesus did that skeleton die?
>>254870775
You're right. I think I went a little too flashy with what I was expecting to be the climax of the story. Still, museums are almost always one of the centralmost locations in cities, which means it'll be a pretty good base of operations to get out and go gangrape nonetheless.
>>254844706
>>254844706
This fuckers where op
>>254871615
but those aren't skeletons, those are massive suits of armor piloted by a pair of silly skellies
>>254845483
I- it;'s one of my favorite N64 games...
>>254862684
thank mr skeltal :3
>>254871896
Maybe they are too shy/embarrassed to show a stranger their bare chests and skeleton naughty bits
>>254871896
and they are not even the best massive suits of armor piloted by an undead in that game
>>254854226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfqaZ1hqXio
>>254848619
4:48 is LEWD AS FUCK
Posting RoR Dev Skeleton Gifs
>>254873602
is that the vaporware from one of the risk of rain guys?
>>254873840
>>254873602
Noice, it looks so good
>>254873602
What's with this perpetrating the skeleton archer myth? Skeletons could use crossbows or guns or boas or even throw boomerangs(boneranges), but it's always gotta be a bow. Fucking fleshy privilege.
No clue if Vaporware, only posting the gifs for it, but I hope it isn't. I want a good Necromancer game
>>254873974
>>254844706
This thread could be calledskeleton general
>>254866167
Search for Loud Nigra on Youtube.
>>254874449
What if your waifu has a male skeleton inside of her. Does that make you gay?
Humans have to use guns and other weapons because Skeletons are such good archers we put them to shame.
Skip to 10:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg
I cried for nearly 5 minutes straigth
Fuck this shit.
>>254874868
"guys.. can we all just settle down with the arrows already"
>>254873602
What game is this, I've been looking for a good necro game for years!
>>254874920
>MOTHERFUCKER
I'm in tears.
>>254874607
Feminism took a close family member, video games, and shitposting away from me. But I'll be damned if you sjws take away skeletons too.
>>254875010
wat gam
>>254875062
One of the RoR devs is working on the game, it isn't made yet sadly, but hopefully he completes it and doesn't let it die.
>>254874920
Holy fucking siht
What are your thoughts on skeletons with eyes?
Dark Souls
>>254875346
Nah
"The game is still very touch-and-go, so no plans to where it heads. I’d like to keep the game single-player; partially because of my incompetence in net coding, but also partially because you have to begin sacrificing elements to make a game multiplayer.
As for a kickstarter, probably not. I don’t have a particular reason to do one, as funding is no longer an issue. While it is a convenient platform for pre-order rewards and publicity, it just wouldn’t be very right to ask for money I don’t need.
I’ll post alphas once the game is in a decent state, just like I did for Risk of Rain. Any ideas for names?" is the latest news
>>254875346
Eyes are for humans, why don't you just be a zombie if you love eyes so much.
>>254865132
Even though I no longer have eyes.
YOHOHOHOHOHO!!! SKULL JOKE!
>>254874920
>that high speed ass shaking
>"MOTHER....FUCKER!"
>>254874920
>"um, you need to like leave"
>"no"
>starts dancing
>>254847174
Have to kill a necro somewhere later in the level to kill them or else they keep reforming and following you unless you use holy magic or some shit
>>254874868
when is this game coming out?
>>254875423
>>254875501
That's a little rude.
>>254874920
>IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST WE WANT YOU OUT
>>254875702
I have no bloody clue, but hopefully they finish it soon.
>>254874920
>LEAVE THIS HAUS
>skeleton just shakes its ass at them
AHAHAHAHA, thanks for this
>implying these cunts aren't terrifying
>>254875804
it looks goofy.
nothing wrond with goofy, mind you.
>>254876327
Killing baby Skeletons, what did they ever do to you, damn meatsack?
>>254876525
they poisoned me.
>>254851076
>Skeleton music
God dammit, my sides.
/v/, what is skeleton music.
>>254876329
Liches are cool and all but they dont care about hanging out with their skeleton buddies or doing skeleton things like playing the xylophone or spooking people.
Liches need a good hard look at the mirror
>>254876525
Warriors and paladins don't care. They're heartless. Those are newborn baby skeletons and they just slaughter them.
>>254876646
Then stop stepping on them, bloody meatsacks, I can't even think how the skeletons inside you deal with you shit daily.
How do I know the posters here aren't just skellys shitposting on the net again. Hold me anons ;_;
>>254876749
liches are like skeleton nobel prizes who just care about skeleton science
Post skele steam avatars.
>>254876995
Both skeleton and vidya
Skeletons need more rights.
>>254876943
well those nerds need to party
I'm making a 3d horror game and I'm really open to new ideas since each level will be very different from the last to ensure the player doesn't get too comfy with the mechanics.
What would be the best use of standard skeletons? A small skeleton that bursts into more skeletons?
>>254876890
I didn't even, little nigga exploded out of another skeleton and ran up to me
>>254877193
Most liches were never invited to the raves, so they vented their anger through skeleton magic
>>254876327
Is the Stillborn Swamp/Ocean of Abortions better than the Depths rats for humanity farming?
>>254877193
Yeah, they can be so stuck up sometimes, they don't even dance, and I swear some of them have eyes, bloody human lovers I'd say they are.
>skeletons are the worst enemies
>not ghosts
When have ghosts ever been fun to fight?
>>254877386
>>254877531;_;
>>254877667
I still think she's beautiful
>>254877667
>>254877667
oh god my boner
IM A FUCKING SKELETON
>>254877667
>you'll never have a skeletal waifu who you hug despite how cold her bones are
>she'll never help you get the remote behind the couch with her long skeletal arms
>you'll never help build her confidence about how beautiful she is to you
1/2
>>254878208
What is this? Sadness for an ant exoskeleton?
>>254878234
Caution:lewd
>>254878342
I have some exoskeleton in this folder too
>>254846197
Every game I played skeletons are weak to fire
>>254877193
GUYS
GUYSu know when we dont get laid we become wizards right? skeletons have it too. but they become liches.
I've been waiting to post this
>>254877386
woah what a qt
>>254874920
MY SIDES
>>254878234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF_Fi7x93PY
>>254878753
>>254878817
I'd let her get a taste of my head if you know what I'm saiyan
>>254874920
11/10
>>254878943
>>254847079
>>254879108
>>254874920
MAXIMUM SKELLY TWERKING
>>254874920
>Americans
Hahahaha oh my lawd.
>>254879227
How good do you think all of your skeletons would be at fighting demons?
>>254879182
10/10
>>254862684
Thank Mr skeltal
>>254879531
>>254879607
Monks in DnD seek purity of body.
Skeletons are incredible monks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co6d3h-NpS8
>>254874920
[RATTLING INTENSIFIES]
>>254879795
Already posted here
>>254847326
>>254854226
damn thats a good ass skull my nigger
>>254860117
Mr Bones on Sega Saturn
>>254879795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5YLXkKxChg
>>254874920
YEEEESS
>This thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFgAE5SgFnw
>>254880036
The production value is impressive.
>>254862684
Thanks mr skeltal
>>254860367
>buff image
>eyes
>stupid GUFAAAW mouth
0/10 skeleton
>>254862684
thank mr skeltal
>>254874920
MUH-THER-FUCK-ER
>>254874187
*pat**pat**pat**pat**pat*
>>254862684
thank mr skeltal
>>254880161
Have full version anon
>>254880702
Post that page, I loved them skeltals
>>254845475
>you will never be cummed inside by a skeleton
>>254880369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv2b_r_La94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRzIWBj882A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hod0WtYE4SA
>>254880767
How can it be full when I'm left wanting more?
>>254880940
>a skeleton will never bone you with his boner
>>254847174
stop shitposting, skeleton, nobody will fall for your crap
>>254846197
>immune to fire
That's just not true.
>>254881021
I have entire comic
>>254880528
You insulted the wrong skeleton, nerd.
>>254846632
Castlevania's got the red ones, and they mostly don't give a fuck about (almost) anything.
>>254844706
Planescape: Torment
There's a whole city of the dead with a dead king and stuff.
>>254881408
bullshit
>>254874920
>MOTHER FUCKER
Caught me off fucking guard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vokEXCF92x4
>>254858519
>This thread is getting me randy
How's that? Are you getting aboner
>>254881845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5XE5VXxCvM
>>254881667
Well I don't own physical copy but I have scans
>>254853627
Because they can rock a serious Latin groove, but of course they're no match for Gitaroo Man.
>>254854757
>>254882073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heJw5qHhf5M
>>254882109
>>254844706
Volgarr the Viking has fucking great necromancer level, half of the enemies are skellingtons with silly names.
BasicFleshwoundwearing green cloths and using a shield to prevent you from hitting his silly skeleton face.
AdvanceMc Stabbyin blue cloth who also has a bitching sword, he will try to cut you with it.
EliteSergeant Crunchwearing pimpin' red clothing, not only shield + sword but also stylish viking helmet, he also knows a pair of simple combos.
ColossalSkele-Ton15 feet tall bitch ass skellies who will crumble the earth to send seismic waves at you, he's very buff 'n' big.
>>254882265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBqjBmz4LNQ
>>254874920
pffftt hahahahahahaha
>>254881459
is that that skele from puyo puyo?
I played the shit out of that game as a kid.I played as the bee medic guy.
>>254868394
dorf
cowboy hat
magnetic bones + breakdancing
skeleton cave
dracula
>>254882869
Yeah, that's the one.
I didn't really know about Puyo until i saw a thread about it on /vr/ a while back, but it's pretty fucking fun.
>>254870103
Dem skeleton tits holy moly
also post the cute schoolgirl skell
Space Station 13.
Skeletons are not only playable, they're pretty much a straight upgrade from any other race.
Motherfuckers don't bleed and don't need air, so they don't give two fucks about bladed weapons or air leaks.
why skeleton threads are so fun, /v/?
>>254882725
Fucking disappearing captcha
>>254883483
Because it's the only moment when /v/ stops pretending to be afraid of skeletons and just has some damn fun.
>>254871070
this one's pretty fantastic
>>254855385
>Not having the Sunlight Maggot
>>254882775
Welp, I wasn't planning on listening to this, but here I am.
>>254868394
I'm not sure what I like more: that this simply exists or the fact that someone consciously thought this up and put it to paper.
>>254862684
Thank mr skeltal
>>254862684
thank mr skeltal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FufL80hJsP8
Official thread's theme
Are there any games where you actually arise as a skeleton whenever you die? The only one that comes to mind is Castlevania HoD.
>mfw my brother hates skeletons
>>254870103
could you post the one next the the nice ass, left of it
>>254849461
They're weak to water too, fucking vamps
>>254868394
Dwarf skeleton
Top hat
Breakdancing+Magnetic (only if alone though, no fun otherwise)
Any
Any
Crack jokes and classiness at every turn lke a modern day Morte, and if things get rough then is BREAKDANCING TIME!
Who need gang rape when you can lay quick verbal jabs and hooks?
>>254884764
>>254882775
>after all that
>rank B
>>254885428
why not be both a wise cracking dorf skeleton AND a gang rapist
>>254884931
Fill his closet with plastic skeletons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg
>>254885553
He did a pretty shitty job, honestly. Also, hard mode on that game is absolutely brutal. I can't get past heavy metal demon.
>>254849461
Don't forget their crippling weakness to werewolves and not being gigantic faggots
>>254884416
dat spook at 1:00
>You'll never get to play a visual novel where you get to date skeletons
>>254885982
you're late
>>254874920
>>254886228
>Hasn't heard of Grave News..
I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
SKULLMAGEDDONNYAEUGH
>>254886573
Why, what happened?
>>254886705
http://spookyskeletonvisualnovel.blogspot.no/
>>254870103
>>254844706
>Is there a game where a skelle or skellington-type enemy is actually good/scary?
(Sniper Elite) Nazi Zombie Army.
Those fucking walking animations.
http://youtu.be/Xyxz9Iu-79w?t=2m54s
Sorry, couldn't be bothered to search through shitloads of "hurr watch me overreact on my facecam" videos and this was the first one to pop up without one.
>>254886842
Oh boy I remember those threads
Why are skellingtons the spookiest enemies in any game they are in?
fixed that for you.
>>254886914
Never forget
>>254874920
I cannot understand. They obviously have the knowledge to work a coffee pot. How do they not understand electricity?
>>254851076
>2 spooky skeletons is actually one of my favorite memes
Me too. Skeletons are seriously my favorite thing to come out of /x/ or 4chan in general
>>254887073
I maintain substations, everyone in work knows what electricity is, but they don't know why it does it's silly shit all the time
It's truly magic
>>254887043
I don't man, I remember them all
>>254862684
thank mr skeltal
nobody posted the BEST of all time yet, or am I just blind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ycoxJjWRbQ
>>254845323
Underrated post
>>254861427
There wouldn't beanybodythere anyway.
>>254847326
oh god it burns
>>254883523
Here's download link for the entire comic if anyone want it
http://www.mediafire.com/download/79335c9svdu5l9j/Multiforce.cbz
Thanks to threads like this skeletons are ruined for me.
It doesn't matter how well the game makes a scary atmosphere for a graveyard/crypt/whatever, the moment there are skeletons, that fucking song about spooky skeletons comes to my mind and it cracks me up.
Im broken.
>>254887404
2spooky4me
>>254887658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk
Time to dance
>>254887647
Thanks man!
The Spooky Skeleton thing made me want to find more games where you play as skeletons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNlEHUn5acc
>>254887404
is Spinal good in the new KI? haven't bothered playing it, but fuck i love Spinal in the old games
>>254868394
I made this for /tg/ and opened this thread hoping it would have been posted.
You've done me proud, /v/.
>>254877321
This skeleton comes out of a painting and hunts you. When he gets to you there are sounds of ripped flesh and shit. When you get to a mirror you see that the skeleton took home in your body. I plan to make him come out at some unexpected moment.
Give me more bony ideas
>>254888543
IT'S YOU AGAIN, AND THAT SHIT'S STILL SPOOKY
>>254877414
Yeah, bring a halberd and go nuts with that heavy attack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU513suJZzY
So I'm a writer, nothing big, but enough to be the editor of a local literary magazine. I want to write a story. Bounce some ideas my way about what you'd like in a story about skeletons.
>>254889141
Gang rape.
>>254889141
Depends, what about skeletons are you writing about? The science behind bones? Fantasy skeletons? Gang rape?
>>254889141
What are you shooting for? Horror, comedy, a swashbuckling skeleton adventure?
>>254888732
Oh shit. I had to take a break because of college but I'm still working on the fucking intro to the game. I'm getting there though. This is the protag's room.
>>254889141
Skeleton Lolis seducing the local populace
scary for my enemies perhaps
>>254889209
>>254889634
Viable ideas
>>254889306
>>254889393
I'm not, currently. All the passion for skeletons has just created an urge to do so. So any ideas are welcome.
I'm thinking about a man who gets bitten by a skeleton one night and becomes a wereskeleton currently.
>>254889571
I can't wait to see what the game will end up like, I'm wishing you the best of luck with it!
>>254888543
>>254889571
Put it on greenlight. I'll vote for it and buy it.
>>254845323
>the one panicked shot into the ceiling
>>254888543
Use something like Tom Wait's Oily Night in the soundtrack. 2bony2spooky.
>>254890059
Thanks, I really hope the graphics won't put people off (that room pic has the wall textures all fucked it's not like that everywhere).
>>254890170
I'll probably end up making a kickstarter when i'll have enough content to guarantee some kind of beta I'll give to backers.
It's little comments like that that give me hope to make it into something worth playing. Thanks guys.
>>254890436
Forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZMm8pGaJMA
Would youdatea skeleton and let himsuck some of your energy periodically?
>>254874920
as an american
>americans
>>254890908
I'm only into girl skeletons, sorry.
>>254890908
>him
Nope. But if it's a sexy lady skeleton with a hauntingly sensual voice, sign me up.
...energy grows back, right?
Dark Souls. The weakest bitch enemies are zombies. Skeletons are much stronger.
>>254890908
Of course!
>>254890436
Speaking of Waits, this song here also sounds like a skeleton song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mDPGrUSntM
>>254890030
Turns to a skeleton during the new moon.
Flesh falls off his bones, rotting where it lands, he goes out and does wereskeleton things, comes back home and regenerates organs, flesh, etc. Always much skinnier and ravenously hungry once he changes back (thanks, hungry skeleton).
If a horror story, he eventually is worked into a situation where the only thing he can eat if he is to survive is his own prior rotting flesh. He may do it, he may not. Options are there.
Bites other people. Skeleton army. Bites corpses, more skeleton soldiers. Funeral homes are basically skeleton fields, they get bitten, rise up, flesh falling away.
>>254889141
Boner jokes.
>>254891429
>I don't get it.
Skeletons and general undead are fantastic. Shame most games don't let you use them, or have some sort of restriction on them
>Skeletons, and ghosts can only be basic classes!
It's 2014, and I wish this VITALIST mindset would just die down.
>>254891267
>>254891282
>femskells
Like this one?
>>254889141
Man dresses up as a skeleton during Halloween and ends up accidentally infiltrating a skeleton secret society
>>254844706
They were pretty scary to 12-year-old me in Morrowind.
>>254891619
She is absolutely disgusting 0/10
She looks nice and all, but once you get with her, she wants you to cure her skeletonness. All her options are shit tier.
>>254891619
Eurgh, the mouth is way too small and the lipstick looks dumb.
>>254855385
>not getting Cast Light from Oolacile
Even as a non-magic character the INT requirement is pretty low
>>254888317
he is the hardest character to learn so far, so most people do not use him. you need to plan ahead and abuse his skulls and traping. here is the best spinal player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5l4vVLzskI
>>254889634
Okay, I don't know if anyone uses Ren'py, but I'm having trouble with coding flags. Can I not have two different flag variables be active?
I don't get /v/'s irrational fear of skeletons. Imagine if you were a human and some skeleton popped out of your closet asking to be friends.
>>254892014
>Imagine if you were a human
Not again motherfucker
>>254845323
game?
>>254892014
You're not fooling anyone, skeleton.
>>254891394
Reminds me of this
>>254892210
Minimum Pleasure
>>254845321
>skellington inside of me.
You're just kidding, r-right?
>>254844706
Dark Souls (And 2)
Skeletons are consistently fucking annoying from start to finish
Sorry if you're one of those people who baselessly hates Souls games for the sake of it, but they definitely have competent Skeletons in many shapes and sizes
>>254891619
>Skeleton cancer
lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfqaZ1hqXio
>>254862684
thank mr skeltal
These guys sure were fun to fight
>>254892293
Would you be okay with that happening to you?
>>254862684
thank mr skeltal
Would not mind being a skeleton. Seems like a pretty groovy deal.
>>254892717
Yes
Why are skeletons always such good dancers? I have never seen a single skeleton who didn't know how to dance.
>>254892717
It happens to us all eventually. We just have to prepare for it.
>>254891923
except that spell wasn't in the game at launch, it came like 2 years later in the expansion.
Your only option for hands free illumination was the sunlight maggot
>>254893028
When you don't need food or sleep you have a lot of free time.Disco skeletons are best skeletons.
>>254893215
What? I thought Dusk sold Cast Light after you rescue her from the golem.
>>254874920
>>254874920
OMG. CRYING. my wife was wondering ehat the hell happened
>>254893215
It was always in the game, you tricker
When I'll die I want to be buried with an axe and a viking helmet so when I come back I'll be the king of skeletons.
>>254893515
Dusk and the golem only appear if you have the dlc iirc, which was only released when the PC version came.
>>254894070
You remember incorrectly
>>254894070
That's wrong.
>no one has posted this
>>254893967
Ha! You think you'll be the only one with that idea? Many people want to be king of skeletons so get in line.
>>254876995
I made this for myself last night, actually.
Whatcha guys think?
>Wide variety of Youkai and monsters
>No Touhou skellington
Why? I need a skeleton that throw other skeletons as danmaku.
>>254893491
Damn right they are
>>254881708
Isn't she the woman who had the sweat licked off her feet or something?
spooks
>>254894812
Would you even be able to tell they're supposed to be skeletons?
>>254894187
I'd play it if I could get enough bones to make some sort of skelemech.
>>254874920
GOTTA GO FAST
>go to Cedar Point (big amusement park in Ohio)
>ride a train from on part of the park to the other
>along the way there are animatronic skeletons hidden everywhere
I wanted to get off mr bone's wild ride
sp0iler that shit retard
>>254891394
There was a pretty good children's book of short stories where a skeleton goes to school. The skeleton only drinks rotting milk because it's the only thing that sticks to his bones.
>>254894187
If there were insects would they just look like regular insects but hollow on the inside?
>>254894885
what game is this?
>>254895678
Essentially, yes. They would be white/clear, and very brittle. Smacking one would turn it to dust.
>>254852767
man i wish we could get enough people to team and all creates skelemancer, would be awesome
>>254895932
Looks like a Morrowind mod.
when this thread dies someone needs to make a "BONIEST GAME" thread
>>254887343
Whoever drew that deserves praise.
You don't really wanna fuck with some of the combinations of skellington archers in hell difficulty of Diablo 2: LOD on a character that isn't a god before Hell difficulty.
Those assholes are like the Wasps of d2.
You may be able to kill a horde of them in like 5 seconds, but they will be all over your ass if you fuck up ONCE.
Extra Strong Spectral Hit Holy Freeze Skellington Archers on a character that isn't built to take a hit or two, is the definition of godawful. ESPECIALLY IN AN AREA WITH FUCKING DOORWAYS OH GOD FUCK YOU MOVE OUT OF THE WAY WHYYYYYY IS THIS HAPPENING NO USE A REJUV NOT FUCKING MANA POTION FUCKING HELL WHY ARE YOU IMMUNE TO FIRE WHAT IS GOING ON WHY ARE THEIR FUCKING GOATMEN NOW OH GOD IS THAT A FUCKING FANAT AURA I JUST SAW FLICKER FROM GOD KNOWS WHERE WHY ME HOLY SHIT I JUST WANNA FIGHT DIABLO WOULD YOU FUCKING MOVE GODDAMNIT I DON'T WANNA FIGHT YOU PLEASE JUST MOVE NO STOP COMING INTO THE ROOM STOP IT STOP SHOOTING ME GODDAMNIT I HAVE NO HEALTH POTIONS FUCKING HELL GOTTA FUCKING TP YOU ASSHOLES FUCK OFF AKARA GIVE ME MY FIX HOLY SHIT THESE ASSHOLE SKELLINGTONS I SWEAR TO FUCK OKAY ILL BE BACK INEVITABLY WHEN THEY DESTROY ME AGAIN OKAY IM COMING BACK THROUGH YOU NIGGERS BETTER NOT BE CROWDED AROUND THIS TP I SWEAR TO CHRIST ALMIGHTY OH GOD FUCK ALL OF YOU SO MUCH GOTTA MAKE AN EMERGENCY TP PLEASE JUST...FUCK I DIED MAYBE THEY WILL FUCK OFF NOW NO THEY ARE STILL AT THE TP FUCK YOU AGAIN FOREVER HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU STILL AT THE TP GO SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU KILLED ME TWICE ALREADY FUCKING HELL AHMED YOU CAN'T FUCKING TANK FOR SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>254896934
Were you around for the Sims 3 threads?
>>254897164
Those were the days
Hey guys what's going on in here?
>>254844706
>>254844706
I remember in Lost Kingdoms you start out with pretty shitty skeleton summons but by the end of the game you get really strong, giant skeletons to help.
>>254854757
>Start out just as you gain a mind
>being barked around and ordered to simple tasks, move this here, go get me this, find this, the necromancer has not realized you have gained awareness yet
>come to a decision to either to keep him in the dark or reveal your new found intelligence
>Begin to either plot to overthrow him or to serve him well
>While necromancer sleeps you can train yourself in spell craft and martial abilities
>Fend off invasions for your necromancer lord, biding your time till you are powerful enough to resist his dominating
>Overcome him and become a death knight or lich
>Discover the means of your awareness and create others like you
>>254897164
No I wasn't but they sound fun.
>tfw used to love playing Skeleton King
>lost all enjoyment when he was turned into smelly french bearded ghost king
Ironic that the time the meta began picking him up was after that too.
It's the reincarnation animation for me. The old Skeleton King one was funny as he fell into a pile of bones and then reforged himself again. Wraith King's "just fall over dead and get up again" animation has no charm or substance to it.
>>254898203
So you'd be like the undead from WoW?
If I become a millionaire one day I will fund a fullyfleshed outmmo made entirely of bones.
GUYS IS THERE A MOUNTAIN BLADE MOD THAT LETS YOU CONTROL A SKELLINGTON ARMY?
I WANT TO PILLAGE WITH MY SKELEBROS
>>254876689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktlZpgR7m18
>>254898245
>guy plays sims 3 with characters like ed, douk, stu from rugrats and others living in the same household
>including the pokemon muk, who because of mods looks like a small ambulatory puddle with eyes
>muk has sex with shrek (???) and they spawn a baby
>who gets glitchier and glitchier as it grows
>up until the point where when it reaches childhood it grows to be the size of the entire town
>everything is spazzing out, all hope is lost
>except for one
>one man with a sniper rifle
>who lost control of his life a long time ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ZlpTp_dJA
Biggest skeleton thread I've seen on /v/. It brings a tearto my empty eye sockets.
>>254899074
>posting this anti-skelemetic propoganda
these motherfuckers. Two of them on the top of a level firing a cloud of projectiles that travel through walls.
>mc rib
Are you fellow spookers ready for some spooky shenanigans in Pillars of Eternity?
Seriously, is there any reason NOT to play Chanter?
>>254899074
Hymen.
>>254849461
>Weak to pointed wood
>Weak to water
>Needs to eat
>Can't turn into a helicopter
Vampires are shit
>>254899285
Muh sides
>>254899062
Sonic was the dad
NEVER FORGET
>>254899062
That sounds like one of the best things ever.
>>254899062
>>muk has sex with shrek (???) and they spawn a baby
>>who gets glitchier and glitchier as it grows
And thus missingno was born.
>>254874920
>rattling intensifies
>>254899062
Why are these never recorded and put on Youtube?
>>254900326
But there was a video, let me look for it
>>254851147
>hey guys im a wet blanket
>>254900326
I'm sorry, but that's a terrible idea and mentality. I can understand an archive post, or screencaps, but putting it on youtube is absolutely terrible.
>>254900326
It was all screencap, but I don't have it on hand.
>>254876689
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICKrtbT3PqE
>>254900326
Found it, not as good as actually being in the thread but whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grivs4WuV3s&
It's what's inside that counts, don't you agree?
>>254900745
I have the first part but not the second one.
Want a dump?
>>254900965
Big or small. Black or white. Beautiful or ugly.
It's inside what matters.
>>254858309
Is this from the new vita dlc? Because I don't remember this on the original Wii version...
tfw no rpg where a powerful lich joins you in your journey to defeat the big bad who is threatening the world, because one can't enjoy life if the planet is destroyed
>>254868904
I always thought that he was attaching with a chicken drumstick too. I only realised years later that it was his arm and sleeve
>>254901478
Wasn't there some webcomic about something like that?
>>254901667
"Looking for Group"?
endgame enemies
>>254901007
ye man
>>254901875
That's the one.
I used to read that all the time, wonder whats going on with it now. I remember them having a whole animated trailer for a movie they were gonna make out of it but I assume that fell apart.
Oblivion's skeletons were pretty badass endgame.
>>254874920
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I FEEL LIKE MY SKELETONS GONNA BURST OUT OF MY CHEST
>>254898517
no more like the undead from Dungeons and dragons having a spell of intelligence cast on them and slowly gaining awareness.
>>254902828
I know right. After crying for so long I just had to post it here.
>>254862684
thanks mr skeltal
>>254878063
woah, is monsoon that much cybork?
Why does this thread have to end
I just got here ;_;
>>254878063
>The more skeleton you have, the more powerful you are
>>254903672
Honest question: did you play the game?
>>254892210
Boku no payne 3
>>254903813
We'll meet again in another life. As skeletons.
>>254871151
nigga is you high
the accent is French, not Québécois