How is this even allowed

How are you even allowed

Male power fantasy.

>That bulge in Falcon's pants

Will I get the chance to see Kratos be a playable character in Smash Bros.?

>>254798991
Can a better looking game even exist?

Fuck all the heat I'll get for saying this. I think Super Smash Bros. for Wii U is the best looking game ever made or being made. At 1080p60 it's fucking perfection. If this doesn't count as 'next gen' then the next gen can suck several major cocks.

>>254798991
his face is pretty asian, but his cock looks big.
Some high concept Sci-fi going on here

>>254799281
it looks good, but surely you're jestin'

>>254798991
Does Falcon have an actual penis stitched to his crotch?

>>254799354
I've never seen a better looking game in my life, and I also play on PC.

>>254799645

i dont care what you play on your opinion is wrong

>>254799193
he was already in sony smash bros

>>254799645
The game looks good, but Falcon's pecs are literal jaggies.
As in he has little cardboard boxes wedged in his suit.
As well as a cardboard tube in his pants apparently.

FUCKIN PAUNCH.

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>>254799756
got on my PC just to post this.

>>254799939
It looks so fucking clean and vivid.

Not gay, but i'd give Falcon my boypussy.

>>254799083
Holy shit that's a mega cock.

>>254799281
That's a pretty poor opinion, since there are plenty of flaws with OP's screenshot alone.

Look at Falcon's visor, for example; the texture used there is extremely low-res and you can actually count the pixels on his eyes. The AA used overall is a bit lacking, at this is especially evident around Falcon's helmet and the part of his scarf hanging out, as well as on the ropes for the boxing ring. The laces on Mac's shoes are also a low-res texture, and so are the textures on the crowd in the background. There's also a LOT of clipping for a lot of the animations, especially on Falcon for some reason; there isn't that much in this screenshot, but you can see some slight examples on Falcon's left ankle, his right inner elbow, his belt, and his face entering the back of his collar. If you look at some other screenshots like Falcon's salute pose, you see a clipping on a much more severe scale.

Smash 4 looks neat, especially for a Wii U game, but to say it's the best is foolish.

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>>254799797
>not Sony Bash Buddies

1vs1 fight with no powers

Captain Falcon
vs
Little Mac

Who would win?

>>254801484
>lightweight child boxer
>ex-police captain turned intergalactic bounty hunter who punches aliens to death despite having a gun

>>254801637
>child

He's 17.

>>254801931
How does that not make him a child

>>254801991

America pls

>>254801484
Falcon. Always Falcon. Except maybe against Kirby.

>>254801637
>boxer
vs
>old ex-police guy

>ssb4 gets ported to vita
>tfw chance to play kratos only exclusive in ps vita


This is my dream

>>254801991
lol Americunt age system

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>>254798991

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>>254802708

>>254802708
wait a minute that bulge...

>>254802708
I recognize that bulge!

>>254799083
Wait, I recognize that bulge

>>254799831
Yeah, that guy has some seriously chiseled abs. Specifically, like those chiseled onto a statue that has all the big stuff blocked in, but hasn't had the rough edges smoothed out yet.

>>254802708
Is that his dick clipping through his belt?

This changes everything.

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>>254798991
>Captain Falcon's bulge

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>>254802708

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>>254801374

>not Sony Pummel Pals

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>>254798991
>>254802708
>>254803541

>>254798991
>Miyadas counter
Nice

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>>254798991
someone need to edit the capt in

>>254800507
Just like mk8, it trully does look a lot better in motion. Didn't you play the demo? It's a completely different thing. Screenshots do not do this game any justice.

>>254802301
What the fuck am i reading.

>>254804456
But the Cap isn't a skinny little faggot. He's a macho husbando.

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>>254799939
ELECTRIFYING

THUNDERBOLT

>>254804456
>forehead is 50% of his face

>>254798991
But feminists won't complain about sexualization of male characters

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>>254802708

>>254798991
>There is still no r34 of Falcon inserting his megadong in Samus big butt

>>254804948

someone say forehead?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_zNE1BA7s0

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>>254806595
goddamnit

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>>254802708
Is that his gun clipping through his thigh? And why does his midsection look so fucked up?

>>254806595
this show was so goddamn stupid

>>254804590
What does that have to do with whether or not Smash is, and I quote, "the best looking game ever made or being made"?

Smash looks great. It's a huge improvement from Brawl, and it really shows off what the Wii U is capable of.

Does that mean the game is perfect? No. Does that magically get rid of several of the flaws regarding AA and clipping and low-res textures? No.

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>Smash 4 featuring boner physics

>>254800507
I would like to address your gripe about his visor:

His visor is a screen, so you're supposed to see the pixelation for the effect.

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>>254798991
Counter chance!

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>>254800507
>all that shit that I'll never read

Who gives a damn? Captain Falcon's bulge is greatest thing in existence. Meanwhile, Squeenix is trying to make realistic bishies.

>mfw Nintendo is making better use of graphics than Square, the ultimate graphics whore.

>>254801484
Captain Falcon has more experience and greater reaction time. Mac is still young. Falcon beats him.

That's a liver shot if i ever saw one.

>>254806471
:(

CROSS COUNTER

I got the anime reference Mr. Sakurai is making!

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This would be the result

>>254799083
>You will never feel Falcon's warm juicy cum all over your face

Why bother living?

>>254801931
>>254802068
>>254802686

underage get out

Holy fuck, how big is Falcon's cock?
I wouldn't be surprised if that nigga had a harem. All the smash girls.
I bet he fucked Lucina in front of her father.

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>>254809047
Surviving his dick is how you get into smash.

>>254809374
>minutes
>not hours

>>254809374
So what you're saying is Chrom didn't survive the dick but Robin did?

>>254806471
Seriously? They're the 2 sexiest Smashers. I'd expect there to be loads of it.

Drawfags you know what to do

>>254803752
>not playstation brothers

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>Get hyped for all the porn of Little Mac that will surely come with his SSB4 announcement

>All of the well-drawn ones are just him getting /ss/'d by Samus because of his height.

>>254809779
Robin can be female

>>254813038
We all know he likes it in his pooper

>>254813238
Robin can change genders at will

>>254812492
>implying that's a bad thing

>>254808841
get off the computer, lucina

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>>254808835
>tfw a game has the Dempsey Roll

>>254813775

>Implying Samus isn't a hooker who takes over every single newcomer image in Smash with her worn-out vagina.

>>254807165
>>254806595

MAKE EVIL GO AWAY....

...with auto tune

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUkDdEjsJC8

Can I ask /v/ why this show was even fucking made? Holy shit.

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>>254814273

>implying Samus' vagina isn't as strong as tempered multi-folded titanium yet as soft like velvet

>>254814571

Nigga she got stretched out meat curtains down there

>>254814273
She even canonically fucks Pikachu, dude.

>>254813370
What's your point?

are you implying he doesn't want to have gay sex in his pooper with cap?

>>254814571
pubic feathers

Did Falcon hit the gym with Ike?

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>>254816093
maybe

>>254816093
Falcon was always this buff. The games just couldn't handle all his muscular frame until now

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>>254815432

>pubic feathers

That's sounds adorable. Would lightly kiss all over

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>>254816414

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>>254816414

>>254816414
Oh god yes, this is my fetish. Please say there's more.

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>>254799193
I thought you meant someone else for a second

>>254816414
I'm saving this.
But not for me.

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>>254818797
whatever you say. We won't judge you....

>>254816414

I love pecs but this image disgusts me.

>>254806220
>he doesn't even know what a male power fantasy is

>>254801931
>>254802068
>>254802112
>younger than 20
>"adult"

i dont think so, children.

>>254809047
They don't call him the Falcon for nothing

>>254803541
>baby blue penis on cobolt blue jumpsuit
its like you didnt even try

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>>254818994
I absolutely love it. Big meaty pecs are my obsession. I wish real guys could have pecs like those.

>>254799083
>>254798991
With smash bros 4 having a record amount of waifu's, who didn't believe Falcon would rise to the occasion.

>>254816493

http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_images/ae45f4162381792528e9928b4f6d7a29/1369143%20-%20Metroid%20Princess_Rosalina%20Samus_Aran%20Super_Mario_Bros.%20crossover.jpg

>>254819417
christian bale, bruh

>>254800498
>Mega-Cock
Black Shadow confirmed

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>>254819854
His pecs are nowhere near big and meaty.

This is more like I was thinking.

>>254820204
thats called "fat", anon. you are looking for breasts.

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>>254820319
Big and full doesn't mean it's fat.

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what do you think Captain Falcon's fitness routine is like?

>>254820525
thats fat on top of muscle

ill give you a life-tip, because you're so darn cute

soft things arent muscle and hard things arent fat. Quite the opposite, in fact.

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>>254820737
If I find it hot, I don't care about the semantics and the minor details. Pecs are always delicious, and Smash Bros needs more of them. Little Mac should have had his topless SNES look as an alt.

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>>254819249
My work here is done

Judging form the bulge, Falcon isn't very long, but he is quite thick. Which is much better than length.

>>254823993
So he's a big guy?

>>254824157
For me.

>>254819206
>older than 20
>still posting on 4chan

you have fucked up

>>254820958
Why don't you try and find a husband to pay your cat bills instead of posting on 4chan?

>>254802708
Not even last nights PAUNCH could wake you.

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>>254824756
Don't have cats, but I would like a husband. With nice man-tits, preferably.

>>254825901
kill yourself

>>254826348
Why?

>>254804672
>not having a skinny faggot hazubando

>>254812271

>not rag tag super fags

>>254824429
lolwut?

>>254819618
>With smash bros 4 having a record amount of waifu's,
What? It's a downgrade from Brawl, you can't see under Link's skirt anymore.