could we talk about mobile phone games for once? they're good for killing time in lines or while going on the bus I guess. also does anyone knows about good emulators for android?
pic sort of related, the phone I got
Uh, Love Live? That's the only thing I do on my phone.
I agree with ya OP. Some games are made from the ground up with mobile in mind and actually work well. Others are f2p cash grabs or shitty console knockoffs. It's a small percentage but there are mobile gems out there
honestly the only mobile game i play is xcom
but im kinda hoping enemy within is getting to mobile too.
and i really only dip in to it when i am taking a shit or waiting for the bus/train.
patapon is problematic actually
but my shitty moto e can run peacewalker and mhfu/3rd and gods eater pretty well.
i can even play with psp and pc ppsspp users and i can connect to coldbirds server without problems.
Killing games in lines and for bus stops is a 3DS. If you're too much a fag to pull one out in public you're an insecure faggot who wears fedoras and still thinks the 3DS is embarrassing and not your fedora.
Literally the only game I play on my phone is Love Live.
I got a bunch of games on my phone but I never really play them unless I'm on a long flight/drive/train. The only ones that I end up playing outside of that are probably Trials Frontier and Meow Sushi Night, or going onto my tablet or JXD to play emulated games.
I guess since I work from home mostly I have no real need to anyway, since my computer is just a couple steps away.
They ported it to iOS.
I don't understand why they've yet to bring it to android yet.
Anyone on here play Nimble Quest?
For people who don't know, it's like Snake only it has power-up's, abilities, and enemies.
>I don't even know what my last post just said at the end there...
>Download gba emu
>Advance Wars: Black Hole Rising while taking a shit all day ery day
you're gonna kill me for this but I think plants vs zombies 2 is a pretty good game, it doesn't really affect you on the pay2win part since you'll be farming coins like crazy with the garden and you'll drop sprouts really fast during the stages
>Have a blackberry
>Use it for it's intended purpose
>Phone, text and email
>Only game I play on it is solitaire
>Miss out on all the great apps
>Certainly not willing to pay for for a badly valued android/iphone phone with an extortionate contract
I can't deal with how people will spend shitloads for an iphone and end up paying bullshit money on F2P games
I want to play that barcode waifu game
Is it really, I know that everyone was shitting about it and that other game EA released for mobiles.
>tfw when I just dropped hundreds on an unlocked samsung s5
Why did I spend so much on a fucking phone? Well at least I can watch .mkvs without converting them.
Anon, just buy an unlocked phone from Chinamalnland, assuming you're on a GSM network. They may not be up to level with MUH NEW LG WITH THE 1440 DISPLAY
it's a nice phone if you can handle being a slave to the companybut they can still be quite decent phones for the price point.
>mfw I finally caved and tried Candy Crush
>mfw I actually liked it and thought it was a pretty cool strategy/puzzle game.
Despite all that I definitely think the game is rigged. You'll take 10 turns to beat a stage, and then out of nowhere the game gives you all the good fucking moves and more. It's not even subtle about it either.
I've been out of the mobile phone game so long I know some shifty fucking salesmen is going to try and sell me a bunch of bullshit
The other week I was buying a laptop for work and the salesmen tried to fob me off a McAffee anti virus for 20 britbong dollars and if I got a virus it would cost £50 for them to remove it even when I told him 20 times I didn't want that AV and if I got a virus I can remove it myself. I don't want to be THAT guy who does stupid shit like buy gold plated HDMI cables for 50 times the cost of a regular cable. That's how bad I am with phones right now, I will be that guy who pays for extra bullshit.
>For a phone
I can't justify that
Anything that puts pressure on your anus will cause them!
>tfw I already have them
>tfw now I know exactly why
Thank you anons. Now I'm a lot less worried about why my asshole is in pain.
Do they ever go away?
I need to know, this is important.
no, good news is they'll go numb eventually or you'll suffer a rectal prolapse. I recommend you start eating more apples, fiber, drink water and walk around your house or do some excersise at least 2 hours a day
It was not my intention by teasing a random anon about hemorrhoids to actually help someone today...
Technically they never really go away, but if you continue eating fiber and limiting your time on the toilet, you should be better. Just avoid pushing when you got to the bathroom and let it happen naturally. Godspeed Anon.
My phone's anime girl wallpaper already makes me look like a loser. What am I saying? Actually I am a loser but I suppose I'm happy with it. I'd rather people just pretended I don't exist.
Damn Anon! Why'd you have to go and make shit all serious now!?
Like you said at least you're happy. Have you ever played Gitaroo Man? Maybe that would help you with your self-esteem.
Nah anon I acknowledge that I'm a loser. I don't think knowing my place is necessarily a negative, and I just don't really enjoy talking to people. It just feels like too much work.
>Stand at work for 7 hours a day 4 days a week.
>mfw I'm pretty sure my hemorrhoids is caused by my promiscuous homosexuality
I'm sure you can tell the game is very cartoony from the cover art, so I hope it doesn't turn you off from playing it. The game, despite it's goofiness has an ongoing plot of believing in your own ability.
Canabalt is pretty good.
I play things like that all the time on the train to work. Wouldn't play anything much deeper than a time waster type thingthough.
Surprised at how many seen games are on the Play Store.
Anybody knows if there's been any updates about the android version of project phoenix?
I didn't support the kickstarter because I couldn't afford it because unemployment and priorities but I was really looking forward to it, but I've not heard anything new since it reached it's goal.
What's the best looking mobile game? is it pic related?
Once you beat the first world you can pretty much ignore the medals and you can get them through online play and daily login.
It does feel a bit cheap, but I found it lots of fun and I cleared the whole game and never spent a cent on it.