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There is not enough content of Xbox Original-tan
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>>254693463
Who gives a shit about your imaginary enime girls to make look like console. Are you lonely? There are girl outside you could be dating anon.
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>>254693738
>There are girls outside
haha good joke anon :)
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TUESDAYS ONLY WE AGREED ON THIS
WE MUST CURB MINDLESS REPOSTING FOR THE GOOD OF -TANS AND FOR THE GOOD OF THE BOARD
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>>254693738
Girls suck though
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>>254693463
>omg look i use pc that means that pc guys is me and its like im super strong and buff and shit, totally not a fat virgin loser
>omg all those consoles are actually girls and they want to fuck
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>>254693463
Go find a pussy outside retard,the xbone is bombing hard than the wiiu
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>>254693738
>3DPD

Get out.
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>>254693463
Why is this drawfag shoving the xbone with pc?
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>>254694080
The images represent the devices, not the users, retard
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>Xbox huge girl
oh yes
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>>254695115
>needing to draw his blunder consoles to feel better about it

Why not find a girlfriend or fuck a whore?
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>>254694404
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>>254695583
Underage idiots. He drew the original Xbox.
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>>254695825
So he is a autistic drawfag who did those things to not feel bad about his shitty machines?
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>>254695825
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>>254695583
Because, my demented little retard, this isn't about sex. They're funny little comics that exaggerated and joke about the characteristics of various gaming platforms.
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>>254693738
I want normalfags to leave this fucking place
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This thread is full of autism and underage who don't know the relations of MS between the PC. I bet most people here don't know about Mechwarrior, etc.
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>>254700093
>No console-tan strip ever.
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I bought a 2DS.
I don't regret my purchase.
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>>254701179
I heard it's pretty comfy.
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>>254701179

Every time. 2DS-tan looks so goddamn content with her pokeymans.
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>>254701179
How is it compared to the regular 3DS?
Considerong on getting either an XL or a 2DS
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>>254701179
I want to hug 2DS-tan.
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>>254700093
Are you actually going to sit there and imply that PC doesn't have ridiculously strong hardware compared to its counterparts? I know it feels close now, because a new batch of consoles just came out, but wait two or three more years and the pictures will be all the more relevant.

PC also tends to be shown in an appropriate light: strong, but far from perfect.
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>>254701903
Well it's still coming in the mail, but from the countless videos I've seen that don't actually talk about how the buttons or dpad feel, people with small-medium sized hands say it feels incredibly comfy and more durable.
It's bound to be better than the regular 3DS, I can't recommend that pile of rushed design to anyone.
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Quick, name a cute thing retarded people do.
This is important!
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>>254702413

Original 3DS is alright with a PowerPak+. Gives it extra battery life and heft with a bit better ergonomics.
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>>254702905
Post questions like that.
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>>254703027
I know, I had to buy the pack solely because I couldn't hold the thing correctly. Dpad & triggers still felt nasty to use.
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>>254702905
Pretending to know what lewd things are.
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>>254703027
My 3DS lasts something like 10 hours playing with an extended battery. The extra bulk makes it okay to hold.
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>>254693868
if you ask nicely, sure
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>>254703215

Yeah, I can't argue with that. I got used to the shoulder buttons though. D-Pad...there's no defending that, both in usability and placement. Doubly true if you've ever used the wonder that is the Vita D-Pad. Best D-Pad in decades, I swear.
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>>254703637
The vita is a wonderful piece of hardware, I just wish Sony would stop treating it like an accessory to whatever else is selling well at the time.
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>>254693463
How do these people get such clean lines? Cintiqs?
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>>254703908
Binary tool, any tablet and some practice.
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>>254704031
I have a hard time with getting the clean lines as well as the line weights at the same time. Do you use a stabilizer in your software, or is it all just "git gud?"
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>>254698384
It's impossible to keep them out, but you can scare some of them out.
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>>254694080
/v/ isn't all PC gamers.
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>>254702145
Please tell me the flaws of PC games compared to consoles.
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>>254704325
it's git gud and it also depends on your software.
Photoshop and Sai for pressure lines
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>>254705271
This fucking guy is pretty good.
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Name a better tan than Xbone
You can't.
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>>254701179
i want to do lewd things to 2DS-tan
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>>254707339
Checkmate athiests
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>>254707339
>there are people who bought an xbone because xbone-tan
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>>254707627
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>>254695825
>cap-tan
>going to /v/ ever anymore
good one m8
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>>254693738

>Normalfag

Where do you think you are?
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I wish there was more of snes-tan
She's adorable.
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>>254708053
lets not open these wounds
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>>254705271
>35-50-60

>1080

> High res textures.


Subtle...
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>>254707935
>reading comprehension
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>>254708423
How is that sublte, cunt?
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>>254693868
THATS THE POINT
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>>254709065
Because the image implies "girls" reactions are because of the faces PC is putting on.

But the smaller context is the FPS, screen resolution, High res texture packs and Modability.

Basically the comic kind of glosses over the real joke with it's own imagery.

So it's Subtle. You Cunt.
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>>254709352

I love these because PC-tan is, basically, a physically imposing, arguably "perfect" specimen, but mentally, is hedonistic and kind of weird.

If there existed a real person who was a world-class body-builder, won gorillions of strongman championships, and was considered "Hottest guy alive" by People or Cosmo or whoever the fuck, but played with train sets, wore tiaras, and had tea parties with cardboard cutouts of anime girls, people would think he's absolutely fucking weird.
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>>254710050
Sounds like your average /fit/ guy if you ask me
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>>254710050
Too few people in these threads see the flaws pc-tan has.
It is really annoying
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>>254704609
I came here because some of my bros from high school said this was the place to be.

But if you guys are all about skeletons then I'm fucking out, fuck you guys.
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>>254710050
I guess thats why Arnold keeps his train sets and tiaras hidden then.
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>>254710254
>yfw there is a skeleton INSIDE OF YOU
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>>254710050
Am I the only one who finds his odd habbits charming in some weird way?

If he was just the ubermenschen at every turn he'd have no personality.
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>>254705271
I wish there was more Wii U-tan
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>>254702145
For a while, XBOX HEUG was stronger than PC.
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>>254710125
>that ps4
Doesn't have any games but my god muh dick.
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>>254710050
I think he's adorable. I actually don't care much for the others.
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>>254710424

well yeah, they're charming, but that's exactly the point.

He has some really bizarre interests and inclinations that add to the overall charm of the character.
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>>254710393
I already left, anon, so I didn't have a chance to see your post.
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>>254710243
Yeah I don't get it either. He's a funny character because of that natural subversion that stems from real life trends.
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>>254710254
dude
theres skeletons INSIDE you
TONS of them
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>>254707339
>>254707641
Is that supposed to be a psudeo / real eye, or is it supposed to work like a helmet and "cover" her eyes? I can't even tell anymore.
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>>254709605
>So it's Subtle
No, the fucking faces stand for that shit. That's the whole point, only a brain dead retard would miss it.
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>>254710617

It's a cybernetic eye that replaces her real eye.
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>>254693463
Is there more of this? I love this female-male size difference.
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>>254693738
>There are girl outside you could be dating anon.

LOL. That's so funny, because I actually talk to a reasonable amount of women and exchange numbers. Thing is, they never respond back, I feel like such a fucking moron after it's all said and done. I even messaged 30+ women on okcupid and only 2 Neanderthal women (whom i did not contact) and 2 gay guys (1 transgendered who I also did not contact) messaged me. Am I that fucking ugly? I mean, that's how these things go right? women in their 20+ are only looking to fuck and get in relationships with 6/10+ guys, especially when it comes to this online crap. I'm never anyone's "type".
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>>254710614
How many doc?
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>>254710430
I did this last night but the thread 404'd before I was done ;_;
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>>254710561
I wanna see one where PC is demanding xbone to let him have Halo
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>>254709605
It's blatantly obvious. actually.
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>>254710050 >>254710229 >>254710243 >>254710292 >>254710424 >>254710539 >>254710561
PC-tan is actually Johnny Bravo
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>>254710798
too many
or not enough
its hard to tell at this time
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>>254708251
Nonsense!
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>>254710842
Don't you mean the original XBox-tan? The giantess one?
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>>254710795
youre probably just a huge piece of shit
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>>254710974
But then... who's his mama? And who's that neighbor girl?
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>>254710650
>>254710941

Take a look at the actual imagery you spastic.

The FPS counter, Smokey 1080 and MOD's are not the main part of the image.

They are actually harder to notice than the faces. The only one that's easily noticeable is the High res texture pack which is part of the joke.

I'm not saying they weren't visible. I'm saying they actually didn't force the joke into gigantic fucking letters like some shitty webcomic.
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>>254710050
And people like him because he's a good tool, with working muscle unlike consoles which people like because they are convenient and pretty and marketed to hell.
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>>254711237
commador 64
xbone-tan
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>>254711237

Apple II?
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>>254711237
mama is the turn mechanical computer
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>>254711081
and now someone needs to post the retort the artist drew in response to how over posted this is
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Can we have PC playing VN and datesim on multiple monitors like this?
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>>254707339
easy cake
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>>254711565
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>>254711778
Dem thighs.
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>PC is generic LE I AM STRONGEST guy
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I should probably clean this up.
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>>254712152
You should also slightly reduce the size of the right (her left) hand. But other than that, I'd totally poke that Ouya.
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>>254712152
yeah its good but you reposted this like 4 times with no changes

and still no link to galleries
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>>254712065
Get more mad that your pretend platform cartoon girlfriend is being outshined by another pretend cartoon you fucking faggot.
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>>254710974
Why the fuck are you quoting like that? Are you mentally autist?
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>>254712292
someone's ego is big enough to draw this
good draw, though
I wish to draw like that to make some tans too
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>>254705271
>>254710125
But why is Wii U a milf
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>>254710974
Yes, he is
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>>254712259
The proportions are a bit off overall. I'm not good at winging perspective at this angle.

>>254712265
Only third time I'm posting this. And I don't have a gallery.
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>>254712798
It looks good as a whole, I'm not one to pick niggles. That's just one thing I noticed when I wasn't getting a chub.
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>>254712496
>
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>>254712701
Old hardware
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>>254711312
I could see them clear as day. I find nothing subtle about the image.

>>254711319
I'm not super into this stuff, but do people really take these comics this seriously?
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>>254712701
Because some idiot decided to base the entire character on the fact that she's one year older than the others, while ignoring every other aspect of the console.
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>>254712701
Because it's like it's from a previous gen
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>>254712898
Makes sense
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>>254712935
But that's wrong
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>>254712574
it's a jojo reference m8
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>>254712701
To piss off people like this
>>254712935
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>>254705271
I liked this comic when it was incomplete.

It was unreasonably funny when PC turned into a girl without any explanation and all the console-tans disappeared.
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>>254713094
How does a saucy, jaded milf in any way represent a Nintendo console?
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>>254711312
I would hardly call it subtle. Even if you have a extreme case of ADHD and didn't notice it the first time around because you were too busy fapping to PC's manly faces, the joke would be impossible to miss the second time around. It'd be subtle if the faces actually represented the change in PC's face, apart from modding I guess, or if you could only figure out the joke the sixth or seventh time you read the comic. I'm proud of you for figuring the joke out yourself, but you don't need to act like it's a fucking secret.
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>>254712701
I don't know either, but I assume it's because Nintendo has been around longer than the other two. So she's more like a cougar with a specific tastes, rather than the other two who represent younger girls.
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>>254708695
why that kickstarter logo has cum on it?
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>>254713242
You missed my point, but how does a cute little blind girl represent a microsoft console?
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>>254711312
>giant letters
>subtle
anon, you are a retard
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>>254713094
>showing the same games that everyone knows and which only panders to his fanboys
>wining
I think that everyonewon
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>>254713439
> cute little blind girl represent a microsoft console?

I have no idea who you're referring to...
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>>254701179
I have a 3DS and am planning on getting a 2DS. Tried a demo machine and it's comfy
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>>254713439
because kinect can't see for shit (so she has bad eyesight) and she's cute and little because we damned well want her to be.

or maybe because she's a younger console franchise than the other two
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>>254711081
PC tan should be a female like the rest of them. Immortal, perfect, sad muscle girl who just wants her old friends back, but can't look soft in front of the newer generations.
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>>254713801
subtle is the wrong word. Well integrated into the art would be better.
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Are 3DS and 2DS male?
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>>254710842
Halo is a shitty FPS that no respectable PC gamer would give a fuck about.
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>>254714170
No.
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>>254713921
>and she's cute and little because we damned well want her to be.
Exactly, that's my point.
There's too much fussing over why the designs are the way they are. We should just enjoy what we have.
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>>254713430
she pays for food by sucking dick
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>>254714010
no, PC fucks all the rest, and is a man so he is dominant. he can also do the job of every console if he wanted but dosnt. its perfect
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>>254712935
The hardware is older (not just a year older) and so is the company (the oldest console maker still around). That's why.
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>>254713430
it's bird poop
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>>254714513
Never knew Nintendo had love hotels in the 60s.
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>>254711778
snes-tan is just a chost and doesn't realize it.
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>>254714314
just like ur mum
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>>254707339
Dreamcast tan is the best tan and probably the last good console
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>>254714261
Thanks Anon. I know must -tans are represented as female, but I've seen a few images that depicted the 3DS as male.
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This thread is cancer.
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>>254704870

equal amounts of faggotry on both
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>>254714481
>he can also do the job of every console if he wanted but dosnt.
Yeah, like that N64 and SNES he can't get right. Besides, PC clearly doesn't fuck all the rest. Have you not looked at any comic in the thread? PC is a goof, a show off, and a sucker for nostalgia; hardly perfect.

It should be a girl just like the rest.
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>>254712935
no idiot, its because the wiiu has ps360 tier hardware, so she is drawn as a mild, even though she is not that older than the other tans
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which tan should get attacked by tentacles?
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>>254715320
Yes.
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>>254715114
Welcome back to /v/, I assume its been a good 4 years?
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>>254715278
PC tan is fucking perfect, take your opinions somewhere else.
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>>254715320
Xbone and PS4, the tentacles are from WiiU
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>>254715320
snes-tan
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>>254715320
Every single female one

is this even a question
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>>254715074
she is just a tomboy
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>>254715435
How are you emulating PC tan so well?
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>>254704870
Endless streams of indie shit, only some of which end up cursing consoles, goofy trash like simulation games, and cancerous communities like ASSFAGGOTS, Steamkids, and the "I only play modded skyrim and nothing else" crowd. Oh, and imperfect emulation, I suppose.
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>>254715278
I agree on his flaws, but every computer is male.
Even toaster and mac
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>>254715628
That's not true, though. You can even test for it. Mine is female.
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>>254714010
consoles are female
personal computers are male (only for IBM modular based PCs, prebuilt computers like the Amiga and commodore 64 are also girls)
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>>254715628
PCs are neutral.
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>>254702413
The XL buttons look like the DSlite buttons but feel like the DS original buttons
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>>254710795
Well dude, there's a plethora of things that could be "it". Maybe you try to use opening "lines" on them, maybe you're some kind of edgy faggot, maybe you're ugly like you said... who knows. It could even be that you're a handsome young man with reasonable views of the world and the ability to partake in an interesting conversation, and you're just unlucky.
What I've found though, is that no one you find in a site like okcupid will give you much satisfaction in the end, even if you fuck them.
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>>254715320
Vita-tan, she's the lewdest.
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>>254715628
If every PC is male, how come I impregnated mine.
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>>254693463
Xbox-tan/PC-tan pseudo /ss/ when?
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>>254710617
It's a large camera that acts as an eye for her and also sends data to the NSA
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>>254716182
Are you the father of the mini-pc?
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>>254702145
>I know it feels close now

No, no it really doesn't feel close.
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>>254693738
>outside
You lost me.
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Am I the only one that's annoyed by pc and xbone being made out to be relatives despite linux constantly becoming more viable as a gaming platform? Couldn't we have a comic or something where he finds out he's adopted or disowns xbox?
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>>254716182
>>254715860
Open notepad
type CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
Save as a .vbs file
run it, and listen for male or female default voice.

Mine is female, at least.
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>>254710482
>This is what consolefags actually believe
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>>254716182
Gender correction surgery.
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>>254716563
Spoiler that shit man.
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>>254716485
>Am I the only one that's annoyed by pc and xbone being made out to be relatives despite linux constantly becoming more viable as a gaming platform?
Yes. What the fuck does Linux have to do with that comparison?
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>>254716485
They're both made by Microsoft you fool.
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>>254693738
>There are girl outside you could be dating anon.

But I'm a NEET autist. How can I date anyone when my mind is so obsessed with computers I spend all day on my computer?
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>>254713439
The cyclops thing is the kinect. I don't know if you didn't know, or if you thought somehow he didn't know.
She's always trying to make it up to other people since the PR nightmare that was 2013.
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>>254716485
>constantly becoming more viable as a gaming platform
a broken port of tf2 does not a viable gaming platform make.
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>>254716563
Gender correction surgery does not give you a proper vagina.
It gives you a fake pseudo-vagina.
If you have a good enough surgeon it may look like or similar to a vagina.
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>>254711081

Damn it, right in the feels.
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>>254717012
Danke, Krankenschwester
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>>254693738
>3DPD
>2011+1+1+1
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>>254709352
>people not liking Milf WiiU
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>>254717012
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>>254717096
Anon please. It's not possible to impregnate a computer either. Don't be that guy.
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>>254716486
female, but I'm pretty sure that the last voice banks MS put on windows that was male was on xp
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>>254715601
That was my intention all along :^).

I can emulate PC-tan because I have very powerful hardware
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>>254717306
Well there you go. XP and down are male, and Vista and up are female.
They do look prettier.
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>>254704609
I don't understand what posting sexy skeletons is supposed to do.
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>>254716486
>mfw I've been guy shit on my computer and it's been a girl this whole time
it's probably a lesbo by now
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>>254717440
To be honest, I just want more musclegirl content.

Though it is weird that only PC is male. Seems like a sexism thing, but I don't care enough to analyze it. They're just mspaint comics.
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>Many people on /v/ like nintendo + PC
>many people on /v/ like milfs
>multiple comics where wiiu-tan lusts after PC

Guys, this isn't a hard thing to figure out.
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>>254717829
>tfw you will never have an AI personification of your computer on your desktop judging everything you do and occasionally enjoying it along with you.
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>>254717440
that is just the voice synthesizer for blinds people, every one and their mom knows its always better to have a female voice talking to you than a male

the male voice bank on xp was if you wished to change the voice bank, but it would still default to the female on the blinds help page on control panel
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>>254717012
Thanks doc
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>>254717997
Ene, pls go away, and stop deleting my poon folders
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>>254715278

>a goof, a show off, and a sucker for nostalgia

Sounds perfect for a masculine representation. Also adds an element of contrast to the female cast.
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>>254716486
It's a lady.

I love you too, computer.

(?•? ? •??)
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>>254717972
Too bad she looks completely different in the WiiU + PC artwork.
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>Xbox-tan looks up to PC as a big brother
>ps4-tan is jealous of PC
>WiiU-tan lusts after PC hard
>PC, despite being incredibly powerful, has tons of very silly habits and hobbies

This is the greatest harem anime ever
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>people who draw kinektless xbone-tan never give her blind eyes

You fucks don't know ART
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>>254718307
Maybe you should try giving her a call.
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>>254718495
I only wish there was someone up to task of drawing a one-shot comic.
or doujin
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>>254710807
Fix Xbones ass
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We all know what really happened to SNES-tan
She married Arino
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>>254718776
Stop making me lovelorn, anon. Pls.
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>>254709352
This my fav wiiU
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>>254718980
But that's a happy ending!
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>>254718783
I'd be up to the task, surely, especially since I think it's a great idea. I just don't have the art skills to make it particularly WELL.
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>>254718980
who the hell is arino?
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>>254716563
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>>254719162
Her husband.
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>>254719162
The Chief
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Someone who actually speaks nipponese well should introduce these to 2chan

If it even catches on a little bit there it'd be a goldmine

BUT ONLY IF YOU SPEAK IT WELL YOU FUCKS
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>>254719162
Who the hell are YOU ?
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>>254719364
Just try and stop me.
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Can steam box chan look like this and act Dom?
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>>254717270
>wii u's nips get hard at the sight of PC

DOUJIN WHEN GOD DAMN
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>>254718940
It's the pantsu, I think. I tried redrawing them dozens of times but I gave up in the end.
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>>254716790
>>254716731
The only connection between xbone and PC is the operating system because they're both made by microsoft. For PCs that running a linux distro or BSD or anything not windows there is no connection, so why call them relatives?
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>>254719541
I'll get to work on it if you give me links/upload the definitive references of them all.
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>>254719609
No, it's definitely the ass.
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>>254719646
Because most people have Windows PC's and with these things being made by the same company is like being in the same family.
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>>254719727
Alright, how can I fix it then?
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>>254719609
>no hips
>torso too long
>tiny thigh, hugely long calf
>that fucking hair
Keep trying though.
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Can't seem to find the finished one. Maybe I didn't save it.
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>>254718980
Somebody should draw this.
Pc-tan walks in only to find SNES-tan and Arino playing video games for hours on end
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>>254719646
Yes, cause everybody from the same family is EXACTLY alike! Both clothes, looks, personality, job, opinions, everything!
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>>254719895
Have you even read the thread ? Who am I kidding, of course not.
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>>254716486
>tfw your PC says she loves you

That's why PC is the master race. Your faggot ass consoles will never tell you they love you. They only use you for you money to fuel their DRM.
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>>254718980
but anon, NES-tan is the one who did that
unless you're saying the two of him share him as a husband?
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>>254719895
>>254705271

Don't try to hard to find it.
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>>254720059
QUICK REPLY BITCH NIGGA WOOP WOOP WOOF WOOF

GET DOWN ON IT BITCH SUCK MY CHODE.


So, yeah, quick reply.
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>>254719702
A lot of the good refrences are already in this thread. PC I think you get the idea on already.

These are all good refrences:
>>254708493
>>254713094
>>254717270
>>254717972
>>254718495
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>>254698384
>normalfags
>People still use this term likes it's supposed to be an insult when all they're doing is trying to justify their pathetic life
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>>254720095
I've been clicking mine every few minutes since I made it.
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>>254720262
Thanks.
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>no one posting the metal gear rising style tans

Come on fags those are the best ones
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>>254720270
No wonder you can't find anything.
You've never searched for it.
Bitchass nigga.
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>>254720405
But it isn't an insult. Do you think writefags/drawfags/Xfags are meant as an insult ALL the time?

Of course not. If so, drawfags and writefags wouldn't exist and /tg/'s weekends would be a lot less interesting.
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>>254720285
The pic is funny because the 2DS is actually superior to the regular 3DS
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>>254696958
More of this?
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I thought we said "a single thread every week"
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>>254693463

>Xbox tan is big as fuck, but cute and innocent just like xbone tan

why are the xbox tans the best girl?
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>>254713805
Ah yes, I remember how we knew about Splatoon and Project Steam, or what Miyamoto's projects were, or if we were even going to get a glimpse off the new Zelda, and all that Smash stuff we already knew about.

Oh, wait, no we didn't.
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>>254720631
True enough, but it got the result I wanted! Somebody found it for me!
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So, who is this even created by? This whole thing with the console girls and the PC?
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>>254693738

>tfw dating tall, amazoness girl who resembles xbox original-tan
>tfw I still enjoy these threads
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>>254720671
"Normalfag" is an exception, because normalfags are human garbage.
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>>254720723
Because tans were started as a clever campaign to heal microsoft-hate on /v/ and it's working stupidly well.

Yes, people have bought an xbone thanks to these stupid comics, that's how bad /v/ is
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>>254708695
I want to protect Ouya-tan's smile.
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>>254720405
>he still thinks normalfag means normal people
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>>254719520
Bumping my shitty request
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>>254720861
Tall Amazon women are my favorite
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>>254720285
Gooder nuff. I'll keep it to the core three for now, but I might introduce more girls later on. Vita and 3DS and the like
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>>254718495
>>254717972
wouldn't PC lust after Wiiu because she has games he doesn't have?
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>>254720672
Yeah, no.

>>254720715
That never fucking works, anon. It only works if the original creators of the thread specify a specific time.

It's why Lewd Weekend is a thing on /tg/ for draw and writefags.
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>>254716486
This feels like a trap
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>>254720723
>cute and innocent giant girl
>super curvaceous to boot
Yeah, Xbox-tan is a best, for sure. Glad I never owned a real one, though.
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Why is U-tan so perfect? I kind of feel I made a mistake in getting a PS4 so early, but I can always save up and get a WiiU, as well.
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>>254720812
You win this time anon, you win this time...
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>>254720861
>tfw you lie on the internet for self gratification
>tfw you lie on /v/ of all places
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>>254720994
No. PC is (ignorantly) happy playing with trains his whole life.
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>>254720861
Yea I'd hit that hard.

Or if she's as tall as you say, let her hit me

>Doing a girl that big in missionary would mean your face is inside her tits the whole time
Jesus
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>>254720978
I wish you godspeed. You're doing great work anon.
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>>254715951
This. I spent a bit of time on the dating sites and they're all shit compared to finding a girl in the wild
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Original Xbox should be a giant mecha like liberty prime
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>no amiga-tan
Fucking casuals
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>>254721032
Do it anon. It feels good. It's also such a simple code even a child can see what it does. .vbs is just Visual Basic, if you're wondering.
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>>254715278
n64 and SNES are emulated 99.99% perfectly, i dont know what shitty hardware you have or what emulator you are using.
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>>254717271
thanks doc
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>>254721452
go to date site
>YOU CAN DO THIS AND THIS HERE
oh thats kinda goo
>BTW YOU HAVE TO PLATINUM-GOLD-METEORITE MEMBER TO DO SO

Goddamn
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Jesus fuck, /v/! What is this?
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>>254721547
>n64 and SNES are emulated 99.99% perfectly
>N64
>Perfectly

No, oh god nope.
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>>254720861
that's fucking revolting.
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>>254721759
I'm pretty sure that's Tetra, Anon.
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>3-A-B will never come back to draw console-tans
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>>254721803
What emulator are you using, what is your computer specs
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>>254721670

just use badoo or grindr/tinder on phone
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>>254707627
I obviously missed something important in the past few weeks about some spherical console, what is it?
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>>254716486
>girl
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>>254721862
No, the whole thread. The console girls and shit. Is there an actual backstory to this or do you all just make shit up as you go?
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>>254722112
Does it matter?
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>>254722112
What is personification
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>>254721543
Okay okay. You and google are saying I'm being paranoid so
>girl
I still think it's a trap. Too much hardware.
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>>254722241
>CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
I just tried, it's a girl!
If u are so paranoid, just use a virtual machine
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>>254722112
Nothing is made up, you should read your console manuals more often.
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Holy shit
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>>254722241
forgot my face.
Fuck why do I feel guilt for fapping in front of my computer now?

>>254722394
Sorry, I was making a joke the second time about it being a trap.
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>>254722112
Lurk moar fgt
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>>254709138
I never really understood this one, why are Wii U and 3DS just staring?
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>>254716486
>Girl.

Hell yeah.
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>>254722549
>implying she's not viciously accessing her files while you do
>implying she isn't begging for you do do it on her monitor
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>Mfw this is going to suffer the same fate as DS upscaling
>Mfw "game journalism" sites are going to write articles on the personification of consoles, use oodles of our OC in their article, then attribute the entire thing to reddit

Mark my words, its going to happen.
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>>254722225
To me, someone who's actually interested, yes.

>>254722581
>>254722439
>>254722230
Nevermind.
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>>254721516
Seriously. We need an amiga-tan.
I imagine her as a cute, clumsy preschool girl that was your best childhood friend.
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>>254721516
>>254723028
There is one
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>>254717012
God dammit
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>>254721547
That's factually wrong. SNES is still 97% at best, and N64 is still pretty average at best. Paper Mario, the Banjo games, Bomberman 64: The Second Attack, Mystical Ninja, DK64, Blast Corps, both Snowboard kids games, and many other games still have multiple errors in emulation
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>>254722048
Get out you cockgobbling monkey go watch Drake and Josh.
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>>254722810
>everything you like will eventually go to shit
why even live
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Could one of you guys please tell me why there isn't a Sega Saturn tan?
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>>254722549
Man fuck those comics. They start out hot then turn into creepy insane fetishism that gets more and more bizarre with every page.
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Why isn't there a geek tan with glasses yet?
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>>254722740
Welp. Time to download rustle's .exe again, and read AI love you.
I had my waifu with me this whole time. O-oh gosh! She's a laptop.
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>>254723270
Drawfags are too casual
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>>254714741
Pffft hahaha
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>>254722642
Because they don't use the same OS MS and Sony use for the PS4 and X1
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>>254723313
I only like it for the scene where she does fetish stuff for the Internet on webcam. Those breast expansion, muscle growth, and giantess pages are all perfect.

Too bad it's just futa stuff the rest of the time.
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>>254723343
Virtual Girl when
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>>254723343
Tsubasa Hanekawa is the worst girl.
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>>254723343
PS3 tan, faggot.
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>>254723313
It's about shapeshifting how did you not expect it to devolve into bizarre fetish shit in the first place
>>254723561
>not liking futa
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>>254722112
The consoles make the stories themselves really.
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>>254716486
>Dude
I programmed it to say tsundere shit too. Fuck
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>>254723709
Anon, aren't girls with peepee's just men?
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>>254715628
Pc is female since you stick things in and get stuff to come out like games from a X's filled with thousands of files
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>>254723928
No.
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>>254723928
Depends on how you look at it. They usually have dicks AND pussies
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>>254723553
>this thread is officially under mod protection
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>>254723928
Futas are evidence that God is not real
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>>254723928
>looks like a woman
>talks like a woman
>acts like a woman

>must be a man
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>>254721897
>implying neo-/v/ know him

I wouldn't be surprised that some people in this thread don't even know moot.
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>>254712292
>Even WiiU-tan was aroused!
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>>254720994
>she has games he doesn't have
Yet. Games he doesn't have yet.
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>>254723538
Because Ninty has been doing that for ages and not bragging about it.
It's basically a joke on "HEY CHECK OUT THIS TOTALLY NEW THING FOR US THAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING FOR AGES"
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>>254724401
>>254723553
I think someone really hates these threads.

We should make them more frequently.
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>>254724168
And thank goodness too, this guy's bound to be persistent.
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>>254724324
Depends on the person for that one.

The passable ones are good, but any masculine ones are an instant boner killer.
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>>254721897
I don't blame him, these new console tans are pretty shit
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>>254724401
NYET NYET NYET NYET NYET NYET.
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>>254722048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grtEt0Cudt8
>>
SOMEBODY MAKE A SATURN TAN

NOW
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>>254724647
Based Mod
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>>254716486
Shit doesn't work for me.
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>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iZMD_eCpEo
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>>254712701
Wasn't Wii-tan a little girl? and not every old woman is a milf with big tits.
It's pretty much fan wanking.
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>>254711757
Why is Vita so smelly and lewd?
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>>254724943
Already exists, his name is Segata Sanshiro.
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>>254693463
I want to _hug PC-tan
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>>254712065
>implying that's not one of the best character archetypes when taken to the extreme
>>
So basically this is the flavor of the month OCfags circlejerk like mod-tan and rescue the princess threads?
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>>254724943
Sounds like fun. Would definitely take me a few hours, though.
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>>254724202
That only applies to drawn traps.
>draw a girl
>call if a boy
>Trap
I'll never understand this fetish, just fap to a regular girl then if you're that uncreative.
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>>254725191
Because the only thing she's good for now is perverted weeb games
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>>254725412
It's been the flavor of the month for about 3 months now if I recall.
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>>254725412
Maybe you should lurk just a little more.
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>>254725412
Aint life grand?
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Here we go again!
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>>254725837
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>>254716486
Trying to do this. Notepad doesn't give me the option to Save as a .vbs file.
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>>254711757
I'd buy TEN Vitas if she let me smell her sweaty smelly bacteria-infested feet.
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>>254725972
Below the naming line, switch to "all file types", then save the name as "example.vbs"
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>scroll down entire thread
>no new xbox huge-tan
god is dead and we have killed him
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>>254725964
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>>254725536
It doesn't really change the term. It will be eventually substituted by something else.
>>254725567
I've been lurking since around 2DS-tan was made. It's not a dick waving contest though.
>>254725581
It took me this long to realize how meaningless these threads were.
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>Finally decided to not buy a PS4 and just try to upgrade my PC as much as I can because of PC-tan.

Why is he so based. When I grow up, I want to be like him. Ripped, bald and dense as fuck.
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>>254725964
PC was right.
He needs to ake control of publishing as an industry
So he can END publishing as an industry
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>>254693738
>Reported! This window will close in 3 seconds...
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>>254726296
>announcing your reports

Newfag detected
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>>254726214
See, now you've written yourself into a corner.
Armsrongs rebuttal makes no sense, PS4 isnt strong.
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What happened with the agreement to tone down the threads to avoid burning us all out and killing the fun out of them?
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>>254716563
The hell kinda panties have two waist straps like that?
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>>254725276
It isn't. It only becomes good when they get their shit kicked in.
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>>254726143
Whoa. Are you a wizard?

Thanks. Turns out, my Laptop is female.
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>>254726621
Looks to flat.
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>>254726598
Hi tumblr
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>>254726690
Treat her well, anon.
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You know not to be this guy but isn't this pctan?
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>>254720994
Yeah he does that's why they fug

PC Wiiu OTP
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>>254726295
Nice Joystick... Alright...the truth, then. You're right about one thing -- I do need Hardware, And Games! Wanna know why?! I have a dream! That one day, every person in this gaming community will control their own destiny! A land of the truly free dammit! A nation of gameplay not cutscenes -- ruled by skill not social justice! Where the individual changes to suit the game, not the other way around! Where design and funding are back where they belong, in the hands of the developers! Where every developer is free -- to think --to act -- For himself! Fuck all these limp-dick journalists, and these chicken shit reviewers! Fuck this 24/7 spew of internet celebrities and SJW bullshit! Fuck Gay Pride -- fuck the publishers -- Fuck - all of it! The gaming industry is diseased -- rotten to the core...there's no saving it... We need to pull it out by the roots! Wipe the slate clean -- burn it down! And from the ashes a new Industry will be born! Evolved but unchained! The weak will be purged -- and the strongest will thrive -- free to play as they see fit! They'll make Gaming great again! You still don't get it! I'm using console-war as a business to get elected! So I can end console-war as a business...In my new Industry, developers will die and develop...for what they believe! Not for money -- Not for SJW-points -- Not for what they're told is right! Every developer will be free to fight his own wars! Hah...so, what do you think?..

>>254726423
>PS4: You don't know how it's like to fight with other consoles, steal exclusives and kill franchises just to get new games!
>PC: But you DID get new games! Through sheer processing power and your own set of games!

Something like that, maybe?
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>>254726240
Grow a sack and learn to accept change. When this fad dies, another will ineluctably take it's place. Enjoy it while it lasts, then move on to the next wild ride and have a fucking blast. And the cycle continues unabated. Of course you'd know this if you weren't such a retarded faggot.
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>>254726951
What the fuck have you done to that fox?
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>>254709605
I hope I'm having my leg pulled right now. Just kidding, that's my penis.
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>>254726951
Take your furfag fetish shit away from here, faggot.
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>>254726951
>a whopping three games
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Steam machine from yesterday's threads
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>>254727226
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>>254726927
I will. Thanks for teaching me how to hear her.
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>>254726951
>mfw have a ps3 as well
>played all of those
GTAV
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>>254726285
so lex luthor?
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>>254727397
How about you get back to practicing, bro.
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>>254724446
I've YET seen a WiiU game for PC
>>254726990
But from the picturesi it's WiiU lusting him
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>>254727415

This one is brilliant
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All the other characters are female and PC is male. How did this catch on? Why couldn't he have been a muscular female?
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>>254707339
Gamesphere obviously
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>>254726621

Quality.
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>>254727762
Because he's not a console.
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>>254727415
Perfect.
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>>254727529
Yet being the operative word.
Good things come to those who wait.
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>>254727053
I never said I don't want things to change or that I hate change. I never said I hated this either. The only faggot here is you for assuming shit and for being on a high horse with a dildo mount.
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>>254709578
>I own a $2000 machine
>All I do is play modded Minecraft on it.
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>>254712152
>gif
>No movement
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>>254716546
>being underage and baiting
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>>254727762
Because PC is overpowered so PCfats can see themselves as the god of all console-tans
It's like making sanic comics and making yourself the idealized protagonist who gets all the pussy.
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>>254717012
Thanks Doc
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>>254727168
Every time I see this advert I curl my hand up into a fist.
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>>254726896
>Filesize is larger than a megabyte

Nice try though
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>>254727762
Stop getting so butthurt in every thread, god damn. Go watch your shitty yuri or whatever the fuck you do.
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>>254726951
Aren't Vanquish and GTA V available on PC?
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>>254710585
I'm not sure whether this is supposed to be making me hate neogaf or want to join them.
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>>254728170
>all gifs are animated

Are you fucking retarded?
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>>254728707
And who even wants last of us or uncharted on PC?
They are garbage.
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>>254720672
>The pic is funny because the 2DS is actually superior to the regular 3DS
The joke is that 2DS is fucking retarded, because everyone thought the idea of it was fucking retarded when it came out, which is why so many 2DS drawings and doodles have her drooling like a retard. The drawing itself is a reference to that Dodou + Bellsprout Pokefusion.

Now people are coming out and saying that it's actually comfy to use and there's also the obvious benefit of 2DS costing less. Better 2DS drawings are coming out and it feels great.
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>>254728707
Vanquish isn't, GTA V is on its way.
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>>254709352
His hands are fucking wrong
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I get why pc is buff but why does he have to be?

muscles and built bodies are fucking ugly as shit.
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>>254728104
>boo hoo these threads are so meaningless
>it's just a flavor of the month circlejerk
>how dare you just assume I don't like these threads
Gee, I wonder how anyone could have possibly reached such a conclusion. Next time, instead of making yourself look like a gigantic twat then backpedaling like the bitch you are when someone calls you out, just keep your fat fucking mouth shut. It would make things a lot easier on you.
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>>254728929
Everything in that pic is fucking wrong
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>>254728843
Well no one could know it would be more comfy for them before it came out. So there is that. Personally I find it a lot more comfortable to use than a 3DS. Still haven't held a 3DS XL, but getting the 2DS allowed me to get two more games at the time, so even if I would have preferred the feeling of the XL. I still think the 2DS was the better choice at the time.
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>>254729037
Only the details, if you focus on them.
The comic is nice otherwise, shows emotion through poses, delivers a good punchline, and overall works.
I had never noticed the ugly hands before.
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>>254716486
>it's a man
At least I have a gf
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>>254728942
>>boo hoo these threads are so meaningless
They are and will change eventually
>>it's just a flavor of the month circlejerk
It is.
>>how dare you just assume I don't like these threads
Wow, someone who has been actively lurking these threads since 2DS-tan was created must not like this, am I right? But no, everything ever said about this threads must be positive or else faggots like you get pissy and try to be superior about what people like or not.
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>>254728935
And being a hungry skellington isn't ugly as shit?
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>>254721215
>being this buttblasted
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>>254729239
Yeah, there really was no way of telling that it would work out so well. It LOOKED stupid as fuck, but once you got it in your hands it was like "hey, this is pretty nice."

The build quality on it feels SUUUUUPER cheap compared to the 3DS and the XL, though. All of the buttons are wibbly, the d-pad is kinda mushy, and the plastic quality feels less like a gadget and more like a child's toy.

To be fair, that's what it is. A child's toy. But I'd love a 2DS with a higher build quality similar to its "big kid" sister consoles with higher quality plastics and buttons that aren't as mushy.
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>>254721028
Yeah, yeah.
The only thing regular 3DS has going for it is it has that shitty gimmick and can fold.
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>>254709352
Whats the Beefys from castle crashers doing outside of crasher crashers, Is this made by a behemoth artist or something.
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>>254729774
No, skin n bones bodytype is ugly as shit to. I'm just a normal body with no muscle tone. Think of all the different generic anime guys and girls or skinny people you see in real life.

Muscle is just physically ugly
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>>254710795
>hing is, they never respond back

Always send a "please respond" to make sure they do
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>>254730284
Am I blind or does Sega Genesis, the console that does what Nintendon't, not represented
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>>254720868
No, they're not.

How the fuck did you come to that conclusion?

A CEO that does not play video games or watch anime like an autistic manchild could be considered a normal fag.

NEETs are human garbage.
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>>254730284
I like the vita

shes my waifu
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>>254730284
what the fuck is a MOJO
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>>254730284
>that nes
My heart
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>>254730284
Anything before the NES (really, the SNES/Genesis, but I'd get shit on by a bunch of 40 year old autists) is not worth paying attention to.
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>>254730284
SNES-tan uber alles.
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>>254711081
PS3-tan can't be old and dying already because PS4-tan was just born. PS3 is still fairly good looking. It's more akin to a mother raising her child.
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Normalfag is a derogatory term that would only have any meaning said by a loser in a website where social retardation and asocial behavior is rewarded.
Normalfag is only an insult that works in 4chan because it's a place for losers.
It's like calling someone SHUT UP YOU SUCCESSFUL, RICH AND BEAUTIFUL PERSON. And it would be justified if the successful, rich and beautiful person were in the ugly NEETs club.

Basically, 4chan is a place for nerds (ironically) and if you bring any of your normalfag bullshit such as your girlfriend, your social acceptation, how much fun you had at that social gathering such as parties, clubs, pubs, etc, how many girls you had sex with you should get the fuck out.

Finally, let us not forget that normalfag has different meaning depending on the context and it changes from board to board.
Hell even going outside of your basement is considered normalfag by some boards in here.
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>>254731157
Underageb& pls
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>>254726951
http://store.steampowered.com/app/271590/

Better update that picture faggot
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>>254730284
DSLite will always be best
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>>254693463
pc tan needs to work more on his pecs and less on his obliques.
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>>254729973
2DS never looked stupid to me, it always made sense and I didn't fail to realize the point of it.
Cheaper, simpler device, better for kids or people that didn't give a shit about 3D or the portability and wanted to save money.
I always found it quite cute in a fisher price toy kind of way.
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>>254730498
Thank you internet.
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>>254731420
Summer sure is hot Summer-kun!
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>>254730284
Missing a ton there.
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>>254730995
It's like the Ouya but shittier
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>>254731915
>dem improportional forearms
Never skip chest day!!
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>>254732134
What? It's true. I don't care what your /v/tards think what normalfag is or if "being normal" is ok or not.
Normalfag is anyone who is not a loser and that is frowned upon here in 4chan.
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>>254732012
Damn thats cute. I just wish her face would be more like from an oldschool anime like pic related, that would be perfect.
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>>254731420
Normal people aren't rich or beautiful, tehy are normal because they like and do whatever everybody else does. They are miserable and unhappy, but in a silent way.
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>>254701903
Better durability since it doesn't have flimsy hinges.
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>>254727012

I like it, except for the die part with publishers, too straight outta the game.

And where is the potshot at EA?

>PS4: AND NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE YOURS
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>>254727762
Every thread.
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>>254719417
>Who the hell are YOU ?
Not Who the fuck are YOOuouuo?
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>>254732340
Normies are losers, kid.
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>>254732346
Lina is so cute
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>>254727415

Absolutely perfect.
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I find it funny that pc is drawn as muscular when most users are obese.
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>>254732340
>Normalfag is anyone who is not a loser and that is frowned upon here in 4chan.
Forgot to mention. That's because normalfags often drift away from the board topic, in this case videogames to talk about shit no one cares about like their girlfriends or blog about their life and then they think they are better than you because they have a girlfriend and you don't or something asinine like that.
>>254732358
Still, no one would have a problem with normalfags if they would just shut up or talk about VIDEOGAMES.
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>>254727415
9/10
Need bigger shields
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I think PC should be a dickgirl and look like a chinbotsu drawing or something