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I thought these were cupcakes
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I thought this little guy was a gen 3 mon. I didn't see him in gen 2..
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>>254526818
Oh fuck same here OP
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>>254527731
Up until a couple weeks ago, I've been saying his name as Phanphy. Its Phanpy of course.
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>>254526818
I almost skipped out on Wind Waker because I didn't know how to use the sail item.
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>>254526818
In FF8 I kept getting caught by that stupid tank on the island and I nearly ran out of time
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>>254528654
>Playing FF8

Stupid indeed.
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>>254528484
I'm pretty sure they pronounced it that way in the anime cause that's how I pronounced it up until I needed to look him up for something and was confused that I got no results because I was spelling it Phanphy
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I didn't know you could jump until more than halfway through the game. I didn't know it was the y button
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I didn't know there was a Level 4 Gold sword
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I couldn't leave that first gate area in PeaceWalker for like 45 minutes..
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>>254526818
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Me too
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>>254528484
aw fuck me too.
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>>254530324
I got stuck on the first claw puzzle in the game because I couldn't figure out how to rotate items around in the inventory menu at first.
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>>254530324

>Y button
Fucking Xbox controller. I've never had one and I'll never understand why they labelled it how they did.
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>>254532717
Holy shit me too, there really wasnt any hint whatsoever tho
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I got stuck in the graveyard in Bayonetta just like DSP did
I'm still ashamed about it to this day
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I kept saying Browser when I was younger. Went I eventually found out, I was so embarrassed.
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>>254526818

In MGS 3, I circled around that one map where you find Sokolov about 5 times before I realized where he was.
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>>254530324
>>254532717
THIS
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I finished Skyrim twice before realising there was a sprint button.

I also spent up to level 20 only using Flames because I didn't realise how much more powerful the higher spells were
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You can repeatedly drink from water sources by holding the activate button down, instead of tapping it which takes at least twice as long
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I thought Blue's mouth was always wide open when I looked at his overworld sprite. I still can't unsee it.
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>>254527731

oh shit me too until now
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I finished Mirror's Edge without knowing about slow-mo.
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I was stuck on the forest temple block puzzle because the block blended in with a doorway.
I ended up completing all the other temples before coming back and finding the block had missed
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>>254532717
>>254532736
>>254533283
for the love of god kill yourselves
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I got stuck on the Lighthouse in Heartgold for like half an hour because I didn't see that opening on the side where you jump out.
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>>254534318
It's not my fault Bethesda gives you no explanation of the controls in the inventory menu.

What am I supposed to do, read the non existent manual?
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>>254534481
You are a spoonfed shit tier faggot
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>>254534318
Shut the fuck up who the hell puts y as the jump button
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>>254534248
How do you beat all the other temples without arrows?
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>>254534673
>>254534481
>not mashing every button as soon as you start a game
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>>254532980
Me to and every time I saw the world Browser I wondered why they named it after him
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I used to think the Boomerang Brother's in Super Mario Bros. 3 were throwing socks.
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>>254532717
I beat it through trial and error, I thought the hints were on the walls
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>>254534612
Nah

>>254534790
That's what I usually do, I just didn't think i'd have to guess buttons for the menus too.
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In Godhand Gene has a sweep if you press triangle as you are stationary dodging, he also has a dragon uppercut if you press back+triangle while an enemy is in the air
I went through almost my whole first run without knowing about the sweep, god damnit
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>>254530324
I didn't know about rotating the golden claw. Because the game didn't punish me for being a tard, I kept clicking it in until it worked
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I did not get the sail in Wind Waker until after Dragon Roost
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>>254534757
The puzzle is after you get the bow
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>>254526818
What are they then?
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>>254534954
>he also has a dragon uppercut if you press back+triangle while an enemy is in the air
He has an ax kick too I think. I didn't know about it until I was watching the LP and I was like "wait what the hell is THAT move"
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>>254534893
same here
it's a shame item rotation serves no other purpose in the game besides the claws
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>>254526818
Wait, so what the hell are they?
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Sonic isn't named after the restaurant (thus why he eats Chilli Dogs), he's named after a term referencing speed.

Mind blown when I realized this the other day.
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I bought a PS4 to play games on
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>>254527731
That's because they had the "brilliant" idea of putting this new Pokémon only in Kanto.

Fuck Gen II, seriously
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When I was a kid I thought Tifa and Barret were married
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To this day, I cannot wall jump in Super Metroid.
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>>254528484
>>254529171
>>254532584
Everyone I know (including myself) does this, what the fuck is going on? How could everybody mispronounce a name like this?
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>>254534893
I kept trying the walls too and ended up just trial and erroring it
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Ahh my eyes, spoiler that next op so I get my sunglasses
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In Star Ocean 3 I didn't know you had to hold circle to get the full effects of techniques until the final boss

I had a hard time with that game
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I thought Gliscor was Poison/Dark with Levitate as its ability.
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>>254535303
They pronounced it that way when it shows up in the third movie.
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>>254534457
I couldn't figure out how to leave your house in Red/Blue. I still can't remember how I actually got out.
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>>254535060
Not possible
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>>254535076
Shells
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>>254530324
But Y was the jump button in FO3. Didn't it occur that the controls are almost completely identical since it was from the same developer?
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>>254535134
They're turban shells.

Like the kind hermit crabs live in.
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>>254535260
Me too. I also thought Marlene was their kid which confused me because she wasn't black.
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>>254535507
Couldn't you slowboat it the whole way?
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>>254535303
It's awkward to go from "ph" to "p" in the same word I guess. Phanphy flows better.
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There are moments in Metroid Prime where I'm forced to scan, yet the game didn't show the icon for scanning and nothing would get done.

I eventually managed to scan the required shit, but to this day I don't know what I did differently to change that.
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>>254535060
You didn't actually hold down R the whole way, did you?
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>>254535149
;^)
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>>254535590
It really isn't that awkward though.
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>>254535076
the are shells anon
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>>254535149

The FUCKING RESTAURANT IS NAMED AFTER THE SAME THING

HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU
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>>254535576
Same, I started getting weirded out when the Tifa/Cloud scenes started happening. Even as a kid I was like "dude, not cool"
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>>254535440
to this day i will never remember what type gliscor is
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>>254533634
I see it, looks goofy as fuck
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>>254535530
>>254535661

That makes sense
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>>254535491
Me too lol but I was 5 and I figured it out in like 10 minutes
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>>254526818
I killed the Tower Knight in DeS with a crossbow and around 400 arrows.
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I bought a PC Vita
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>>254535719
Wait a minute.

They aren't? Jesus I feel like a retard
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>>254527731
I had this with Snorunt or something, I saw him in Brawl at first and appearntly he's a gen 3 mon despite gen 3 being a tropical paradise that has no ice pokemon in sight.

Only seen him in the gen 4 games.
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>>254533634
I thought he had a giant Mario nose with his eyes all closed like brock.
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>>254535149

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVI6Agm1-kY
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>>254535609
>>254535582
Does KoRL even let you go? I guess, but you would have to be babby-tier autistic to do that.
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>>254535582
He won't let you get in the boat at Windfall until you buy the sail.
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>>254530324
>>254532717
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>254535729
Just know that Ice shits on his life and you'll remember it sooner or later.
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>>254528484
Ohhhhh shiiiit
>This HAS to be b8
>Goes to Serebii
>#231 "Phanpy"
>What in fuck
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>>254535440
>>254535729
It's Dark/Ground, isn't it?
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>>254535582
they don't let you leave windfall without the sail.
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>>254535582
Nope, the boat tells you something like "we need a sail to move from here"
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>>254532736
>what are the x and y axis?
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>>254526818
>games that have letter puzzles
Can't remember ABCs without the song
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>>254535973
>>254535982

He probably got the sail and didn't think to equip it.
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>>254536118
>Can't remember ABCs without the song
Guilty
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>>254536005
Ground and Flying
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>>254535535
Skyrim was my first Bethesda game
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>>254536005

It's still Ground/Flying
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>>254526818
I didn't know you could upgrade your health in God Hand until after the first Devil Hand fight
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>>254536090
>what are variables with no correlation outside founder merit

nerd
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>>254536240
That's pretty fucking hardcore
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>>254536118

Same.
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>>254528484

I had one of these fucks in my party for the longest time, how the fuck did I not know this?
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>>254536118
this

i hope I never get pulled over for drunk driving

who the fuck actually knows the alphabet backwards
zyxwv fuck this I'm out
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I basically forgot about z-targeting and counter/parrys and played through without it in the wind waker until I had to look up how to beat the final boss
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>>254532736
Yeah, Fucking xbox. Who would ever use A/B/X/Y?
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>>254534248
>>254534757

For the longest time I couldn't beat any temple in OOT because my older brother had gone through the temples, fuck around in it a bit and go to the next one, so I had no idea where to start off.

Made my own file later
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>>254536369

I spent a couple days practicing that as a kid. It's ingrained in my memory, even though at the time I never knew it was a drunk driving test.
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>>254532717
i took me over 10 claws to figure that out, i just kept brute forcing it and wondered what i was missing
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ITT: tards who can't read the word 'Phanpy'
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I didn't know I could unlock abilities in Farcry 3.
I had like 30 ability points to use in the mission where you jump from the plane with the wingsuit.
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>>254536489
Australians, apparently.
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>>254535262
Jump at the wall, hold the d pad in the other direction, and jump.
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>>254535912
SNORUNT IS GEN 3?
FUUUUUCK MEEEEEEE
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>>254536489

This is what annoys me. The SNES, DS, Classic controller all taught me this order, and then they invert it. Irritating.
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>>254536369
I know plenty of people who memorize the alphabet backwards just to avoid DUIs.
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>>254535912
But in gen 3 there is an ice elite four member and he has two Glalies, the evolved form of Snorunt. To be fair they look nothing alike so you may have not seen Snorunt himself and never made the connection.
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>/v/ always complains about muh handholding and muh tutorials
>/v/ can't figure out the very first puzzle in a Bethesda game
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Everything in La Mulana and Doctor Layton makes me feel like a stupid person.
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You can use smoke to disable lasers for a short time in Deus Ex 1
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>>254536618
Goodness me
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>>254535262

You have to wait, you don't push away and jump simultaneously.
When your sprite freezes, you push the jump button.
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>>254532717
I remember them showing that "rotate the claw to see the combo" gimmick at the E3 presentation. and I say gimmick because that's literally the only sort of creative puzzle in the entire game.
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How do I spoiler text???
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>>254536695
You cannot live your life in fear like this
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>>254536780

Handholding and tutorials aren't needed when a game is actually well designed.

Get it? I'm saying that Skyrim has TERRIBLE DESIGN.
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>>254533769

t...there was slow-mo?
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I beated Bloody roar 2 without knowing you could transform mid combo, it was fucking hard.
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>>254536872

ctrl+s in quick reply box
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>>254536872
Ctrl+S in the quick reply box.
Or you can type the spoiler tags by hand but that's not really practical.
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>>254536872
ctrl+s
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>>254535262

I know how to wall jump and can do it, but the timing is so fucked up that sometimes I just fall.
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>>254536917
that all you got faggit
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>>254536872
https://www.4chan.org/faq
You should actually read this
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>>254535149
apparently everyone seems to have forgotten sonic is about speed and not about fucking platforming.
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>>254536943
ctrl key
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>>254528484
>>254532584
>>254535303
>>254536003
>>254536351
Wait what the fuck? Its PhanPy? The hell?
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>>254534673
Smash Bros. Melee, you fucktard.
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>>254535912
>>254536636
To be fair I think the only way to catch a Snorunt in gen 3 was to go to Shoal Cave, and almost no one bothered with that shit.
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>>254528484

Most kawaii pokemon?

I think so
Even his name is cute as fuck
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>>254536872
>>254537148
>>254534673
>>254532717
>>254530324

Who invited reddit?
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>>254536780
>/v/ is one person
kill yourself.
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>>254535149
holy fucking shit.
my sides
you fucking win, king moron right here.
/thread
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I played through the enitrety of Dark Souls without knowing you can run or jump
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>>254533769

You weren't missing much. To me, it felt like slow-mo detracted from the thrill.
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>>254534893

>I thought the hints were on the walls

SO I WASNT THE ONLY ONE

HOURS SPENT STARING AT DIMLY LIT TOMB WALLS
FOR NOTHING
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In Half Life 1, I didn't know I needed to talk to people to progress, so I thought the game glitched. I then tried to use cheats to noclip through the door but I kept pressing the chat key instead of the console key.
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Ness = NES
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>>254536696
Sure
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>>254536872
type in
[SECRET][/SECRET]
and then type what you want to say between the brackets.
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>>254537320
>MUH SEKRIT CLUB

How about you get out
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>>254537320
There's literally nothing wrong with inviting people.
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>>254537439
ok
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>>254537324
no
u
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>>254537320
You weren't here before time itself you thunder cunt. And if nobody came then you'd have nobody to argue with at all
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>>254536973
>>254536983
>always type out in fear of messing up
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>>254537574
I'm sorry, I was probably going to say something. How was I supposed to know there were more ice pokemon? I only had like 90 in my pkoedex at the end
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I didn't know how to UT in Ninja Gaiden Black until I got to the boss rush on Hard.
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>>254537695

So where are you from? /srs/? r/gaming?
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I finished Parasite Eve 1 without knowing i could use magic. I played it like it was Resident Evil with nothing but guns.
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>>254537715
God dammit I just want to type -bracket- spoiler -bracket-
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I triple karted to the very first gendrome in mhfu, it was multiplayer too
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>>254532980
same here, I even thought about it earlier
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>>254537801
bongtown, tenessee
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I played the absolute entirety of Megaman X until I realized I just couldn't defeat the final boss. I had literally collected EVERYTHING in the game hoping it would help, yet I still couldn't defeat that fucker.
Then I saw online that I could use energy capsules
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>>254537570
Except it decreases the quality of the board because some idiots don't lurk first.
>implying /v/ has quality in the first place
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When I was a kid I managed to make it up to the Hollow Bastion Riku battle in Kingdom Hearts without equipping any abilities.
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>>254536780
Tutorials aren't a bad thing, its just when they are overdone or treat you like a retard when its bad.
If they added a section where one guy was like "Hey nigguh u can inspect dat shit in inventory and rotate it around" then when you pause it will show a little arrow or some shit to Y or whatever button it was a little earlier in the game it would at least hint to what to do later
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>>254537320

I did...you're seriously thinking of challenging me are you?

*unsheathes katana*
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>>254537749
I was just sayin that Snorunt's evolution line is something you absolutely have to encounter to finish the game since it appears twice in the elite four. But since it's evolved form looks so different I can understand not making the connection.
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>>254536786
>Doctor Layton
I meant to say Professor Layton. I guess I really do have brain problems.
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>>254536489
>Y on the X axis
>X on the Y axis
What where they thinking?
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>>254536872
>there are people on 4chan that don't know how to google RIGHT NOW
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>>254537025
>>254536983
>>254536973

i just found out about ctrl+s, i used to do it the manly way.
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>>254538036
Oh fuck I didn't see that
Why the literal fuck
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>>254536790
You can use the taser in Human Revolution to do the same thing. Cameras too.
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>>254537908
And there's literally nothing wrong with that either. /v/ is shit and 99% will circlejerk over the same bait and more people means more unique gay sleepover stories. The only reason to visit /v/

>>254538003
not in sapphire.
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Originally in Doom I thought you inputted cheat codes by pressing down all the keys for the code at once
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>>254534954
I went through most of the game without realizing that bashing any button added addtional damage to attacks, I thought you had to tilt the analog because the animation button had no symbol on it
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itt: reddit, summer, casuals
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>>254537908
Honestly, considering the current state of /v/, new people not learning to do like everyone else is less decreasing quality and more diluting the stupid.
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>>254538176
The elite four is different in Ruby than in Sapphire?
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>>254538232

le oldfag faec
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I didn't know you could drift until MKDS
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>>254538292
You can find the icehead sure, where do you encounter snorunt however?
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>>254538380
I think you need to re-read my posts.
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>>254538380
Shoal Cave. Surf north from Mosdeep.
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>>254538202

But all the codes have IDD and you can't press two D keys.
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>>254536613
>mfw 4chan doesn't like mobile uploads
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>>254538454
>But all the codes have IDD and you can't press two D keys.

Haha wow, I meant all the codes have ID and then there's IDDQD. Not sure why I'm retarded.

Still, if you were cheating in Doom, you must have known IDDQD. You can't press D two times. Or three times, wow I can't count either.
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I didn't know you could still 101% the game by getting 75 bananas for each kong on every level anyway compared to 100.
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I spent 100 hours in Xcom EU without knowing how to progress in the campaign. Every time i went to the satellite rooms i didn't notice the objectives message at the bottom.
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>>254538176
>It's shit so we might as well continue to make it shit!
I swear, you faggots from reddit only come here to shitpost because you can't do it over there with your precious uboats and karma. Fuck, I don't care if you faggots come and try to be a part of the community but at least lurk more you fucking cunts.
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>>254534248
THAT
KEY
THAT FUCKING KEY ABOVE THE ENTRANCE
I spent over an hour looking for that son of a bitch.
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>>254538454
>>254538579
I wasn't a very smart child.
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>>254537903
I beat Megaman X without finding out about health upgrades
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>>254538481
>no filenames
>have to spell out the spoiler tag

Suffering
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>>254538036
why would they be on any axis? what axis are a and b on then. fuck you xbaby go home
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>>254534846
Glad I'm not the only one, holy shit they really do look like socks.
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>>254538036
>y before x
>b before a
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>>254538232
>stop having fun
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>>254538645
no, you a just a liar.
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>>254538759
>xbaby
But the GameCube got it right. Quit being so paranoid.
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>>254538909
>We're retarded as fuck and don't know shit about shit
>Haha, so much fun guys! Everyone else is just jealous of how much fun we're having!
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>>254535905
>>254535719
They actually are married. Tifa is NTRing barret
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I felt for the gamepro ruse and beat all the clones in Smash Brothers Melee to unlock Sonic. It took me a whole week.
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This is a pretty recent one, but there's a point in Chaos;Head where the MC makes a comment about "I wish someone would push a reset button on my life", then there's like a minute pause before he says "I guess something like that wouldn't happen". But on my first time through I took the line and lack of any more text to be a prompt to restart the game, so I replayed all the way back to that point thinking something would change.
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>>254532973
that's fucking unforgivable, dude
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>>254538759
see
>>254538836
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>>254538447
Wasn't required.

I played this game 5 times over as in starting a new game and never encountered it.

Well I have by now, but not in a gen 3 game that wasn't emerald randomizer.

>>254538430
And you need to reread mine.
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>>254538664
It's the most comfy way to browse though, so I'll endure it. Wii u gamepad is 2nd comfiest
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>>254538632
it's shit because you have unrealistic expectations from this place. Just ignore and move on.
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>>254539050
I think you completely missed the point of this thread. You must be fun at parties.
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>>254539176
Jesus christ you're so fucking retarded
The face of reddit in /v/

The third elite four member uses Snorunt's evo
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I used to think that Cut was a grass type move and tried to teach it to grass type Pokemon to use against Water types
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I could never do the water dungeon (first one) in OOT so I had to get my brother to do it for me.

I thought Ash Ketchum was ash ketchup

I didn't realize Pliskin was big boss
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>>254533634
I thought Professor Elm's classic sprite had a weird helmet on his head, instead of a receding hairline.
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>>254539154
Raiden, turn the game console off right now!
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>>254539602
...it's not?
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I didn't know how to block in dark souls. I thought the only blocking mechanic was parrying.
I got good at parrying. And then learned blocking.
The game got way easier.
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>>254535149
You know, this should be really dumb but the chilidogs explanation makes it circle around to making a weird kind of sense, for a kid at least.
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>>254539440
yeah, reread my post buddy.
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>>254539682

It's a Normal Type move.
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>>254539631
Man, I always thought it was a bitchin' mohawk, and he was wearing sunglasses.
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>>254539070

And why is Barret okay with it?
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>>254535149

Bait of the year. Someone screencap.
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>>254539631

Isn't he only in his early 30's or something.

Being a Prof must be hard stressful work
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>>254539778
But the game *literally* gives you a shield and tells you to block on the first enemy. The fuck anon.
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>>254539872
What the fuck is he gonna do about it, Cloud could kick his ass
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>>254532301
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I never got the significance of Tails' real name.

Miles Prower = Miles Per Hour
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>>254539818
Fucking christ you little shit, okay, here's what I assume happened
>Fag1:You encounter Snorunt's evo line no matter what
>You: Not in sapphire
>
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>>254539818
I'd agree with him, you are the retarded one.
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>>254540053
i got hit so hard I lost a whole hex code!
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>>254539412
>going to parties
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I dunno how the fuck I saw it like this, but I used to think Red's sprite when battle started was him sitting down.
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>>254539602
I thought potions were magic potions that would make my pokemon more powerful, and I repeatedly tried using one on my completely healthy bulbasaur.
I also got upset when I caught my 6th pokemon and it got transferred to "someone's pc". I thought someone hacked my pokemon and went around the houses trying to find the pc which had it.
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You can give the troops on your team orders as if they were your men.
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>>254540184
>I also got upset when I caught my 6th pokemon and it got transferred to "someone's pc". I thought someone hacked my pokemon and went around the houses trying to find the pc which had it.
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>>254540184
That's adorable.


...assuming you were a kid. If this was like last week, I think we gotta talk.
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ITT girls

right?
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>>254540076

Your brain didn't immediately go to Miles Per Hour, or do you just not understand why they call him Tails?

Because, you know, he has 2 tails.
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>>254540463
Can't be, people are talking about playing games
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looks like I wasn't the only one but I kept spin attacking the giant bug in twilight princess. I'd hit all the limbs but I wouldn't 'beat' it

or like if you were supposed to spin attack then I was doing the B thing.
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>>254540180

I thought he was just a fat kid, like Cartman.

>>254540184

Damn, that would be an interesting Team Rocket plan if they attempted to steal your pokemon through the transporting of them from a full party.
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>>254539872
nigga cloud is swinging a sword around that juding by it's size should weight about as much as a fucking train and he's swinging it around like it's made out of paper. I have no Idea how cloud can even swing it because I'm pretty sure any momentum would just lift and carry the little faggot trough the air.
Wouldn't be surprised if Cloud could lift Thors hammer
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>>254540180
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>>254540515

>2 tails

I always thought he had three
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>>254540523
but they play the games like women
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In World of Warcraft, I didn't know you had to type /1 to talk in the regional channel. I just said everything in the local chat and thought I was talking so everyone could see. I cringe when I think about the possibility of people close to me seeing me talking to myself answering the zone chat.
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>>254527731
>I thought this little guy was a gen 3 mon. I didn't see him in gen 2..
same with skarmory
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>>254540515
The first one
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>>254537392

Skyrim is just a piece of shit. I once spent an hour combing through a dungeon looking for the claw. Of course it was right next to the door. Silly me thinking exploration would actually be necessary.
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>>254540390


D'ont fuck with me dude
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>>254540585
>2014
>posting an image that says it's 2012
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I'm not really sure why, but I always thought that the pokemon trainer in gold & silver was supposed to be a detective
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>>254540887
I'm not. You can totally do it, and they will listen.
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I never knew how to equip weapons in Bayonetta until just before the first Jeanne fight. I'd played Devil May Cry 1, 3 and 4 prior to that.
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It's not Diddy Kong's Quest.

It's Diddy's Kong Quest.

Diddy's Conquest
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>>254540887


Don't*
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I always called him professor bitch. I honestly had no idea.
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>>254536695
>I know plenty of people who memorize the alphabet backwards just to avoid DUIs.
When they do that they're not going to ticket you if you don't finish it correctly, they're just checking to see if you slur your words while you're mentally distracted. If you nail it perfectly because you prepared ahead of time that'd be far more suspicious than being awkward at it like any normal person would be.
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>>254540890

>2014
>posting a thumbnail
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>>254541029
MIND = BLOWNq
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I always got lost in the jungle level in kingdom hearts. started gameover, got to same point and never progressed until my older brother beat it for me
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>>254541029
Yes, yes. It's also King Cruel.
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>>254530324
>playing Skyrim
>playing Skyrim on Xbox

Please, do the world a gigantic favor and put a bullet in your head post haste
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>>254540960
>I'm not really sure why, but I always thought that the pokemon trainer in gold & silver was supposed to be a detective
What the fuck dude
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I first thought you could only get like up to 2,000 gold out of the money rock.

Then I thought i was a smart fucker by getting up to 4,000

A year later I discover you can get it up to 8,000

Literally today I discover if you have good money luck you can double that
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>>254528484
>tfw this was my first death in my Sacred Gold nuzlocke
I'm sorry, Phaphner. It just wasn't meant to be.
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>>254540890
>implying its not the year most ov /v/ started browsing
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>>254541259
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>>254541425
I'm sorry, but he's litterally killing gaming with his choices.
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ran away from a shiny tailow in pokemon sapphire
cause i couldnt really see shit on the gba, and i thought it was a bug.
found out that later that week that shiny pokemon exist
tfw that was my first and only shiny encounter :(
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>>254536695
how about you just don't fucking drive while intoxicated

how about aht
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>>254541029
I just learned that about a month ago. My mind was blown
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>>254541578

Me and my fiance bought two copies of Skyrim, one for the PS3, one for the 360, so we could both play at once
Am I bothering you? Is your life worse due to my actions? u mad bro
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>>254530324
I didn't know you could fast travel until I was level 36
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>>254533609
same

also thought that you could only use vats once per go, until my friend pointed it out to me...

he didnt even have the game
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Does he have 2 eyes and face paint stripes or four eyes?
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>>254537903
It was the same thing for me, but I was like 6 or 7. I never did beat that fucker. Got EVERYTHING in the game, but couldnt beat the final boss.
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>>254541827

I traversed the entirety of Oblivion on foot before realizing you could fast travel
But I fucking loved making and selling potions so grabbing all dem ingredients on the way almost made it worth it
almost
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Wreck-a-zee-ya
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>>254541827
Same as this guy but in Oblivion

Finished the main quest before i learnt. Now I can't play it using fast travel because it feels wrong.

The Dark Brotherhood becomes way more rewarding if you don't use fast travel
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>>254541657
that*
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>>254542039

>what are eyebrows
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>>254542039
he's got eyebrows and looking like a smug bastard
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>>254542190
>>254542241
Most people don't have eyes below their noses
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I didn't realize your pipboy could be used as a flashlight until I was 80+ hours in.
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>>254542346

There isn't a nose, either.
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>>254534248
I didn't get the Fire arrows until Ganon's castle. I completed 5 out of 6 Ganon castle mini dungeons. I even completed the Dark Temple mini dungeon, the one with the invisible bridges and all that jazz by using Din's fire on the torch, rushing to the other side and equipping the pegasus at the last second in order to make a jump. The worst part is that I actually saw the "puzzle" for the fire arrows before getting the bow but I forgot about doing it
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Why the fuck would you feel stupid for not knowing a pokemons TYPE. Jesus christ you autists, you literally have to go into a menu to find that shit. I do find it kind of funny that like half of the posts about being retarded are from pokemon players though.

Real stupidity is the people who played Hotline Miami and didn't know there was a lock on.
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>>254542359

inb4holdetodrink
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I used to think Petey Piranha's name was Pretty Piranha and that he was a Girl
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>>254542531
more like inafter
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>>254542359

>constant loading screen hints about turning your pip boy light off
>first couple of times think it's just some kind of little joke or something
>none of the other hints are jokey
>check the manual, test it out
>turn down brightness
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Back in the first temple (with the monkeys and shit) in twilight princess, I got stuck at the part where i was supposed to throw the gale boomerang in a z-formation to get the big key.
i actually restarted the game and stayed stuck in this temple for a week before giving up and going to gamefaqs

god i'm retarded
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I used to have a friend that could not read Final Fantasy names worth shit. He called Rinoa Rona and he called Sephiroth Spearthroat.
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I was stuck in Minish Cap for the longest while until I realized you had to fly to this one place you never visited before

I got through after like a whole month when I tried to fly by accident
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>>254542164
Rake-w-Oz-uh
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>>254542531
>>254533609
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>>254542680
>he called Sephiroth Spearthroat
Oh god this is amazing
Next time I play an MMO my character's name is totally gonna be Spearthroat
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I once said OoT was a bad game because I thought you had to wait to beat enemies.
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>>254542818
When's the next Girlchan coming out?
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>>254541057
The guy is terrified of Zigzagoon, so that's not too far off the mark.
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>>254530324
>Not always looking up keybinds

I forgot to do it sometimes between games in a series, hell I didn't know how to CQC in MGS3 for half the game because I thought the grab button should be the same as the last two games and I just thought I was getting the timing or something wrong.
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>>254536872
[spoler]like this u new faggot[spoiler
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>>254542531
Oh for fuck sake.

This is the first i've read of this and it's pissed me off. I always thought the water fountains were pointless as fuck jesus christ.
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>>254541640
Tailow was the first and only shiny I caught.
This was in Emerald version. Later on when I got Pearl version, I cloned the shit out of it and traded it off on the GTC for all kinds of shit.
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>>254532717
>Assume I somehow missed a piece of paper or a riddle or some sort of engraving that would give me the hints I need to figure out the puzzle
>Search around for a while
>Nothing
>Go into menu after a while
>Oh look I can rotate items in this game now
>Try it out on the claw
>The answer to the fucking "puzzle" is on it

What a shit game.
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>>254542782
Ra-Kwarz-ah
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>>254541640
>>254543239
I've never encountered a single shiny
Ever
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I thought pre-searing was the entire game..

>"HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS HUGE!"
>Play for 2 weeks in pre-searing
>Never went to the arena because I didn't want to do pvp
>Guy at school played also and told me "dude, that's the tutorial, speak to this guy and do the pvp bit"
>Do as he said, suddenly in the actual game
>Open map.. "oh ok, so it's the same just everything is burned"
>Notice the magnifier cursor with a minus sign
>"Oh, I can zoom ou- HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE HELL!"
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>>254536695
>>254536369

Hey, wanna memorize the alphabet backwards? Here's how.

Start off with ZYX. That's easy, everyone can remember that. Now you've got the two worst states in America: WV, UT. Now we've got a weird phrase: "It's our cue to pee on MLK". SRQPONMLK. You're almost done, so dance a little JIHG. Get a burger so you're well FED, and finish it up with easy-to-remember CBA.

ZYX WV UT SRQPONMLK JIHG FED CBA.

Easy!
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>>254543421

red gyarados counts
hang in there, i haven't either
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>>254543421
Same here, played every game except BW and BW 2

The only shiny I've ever got was a Ralts in X, on the 892nd egg
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>>254536369
Never really learned half the shit you are supposed to know as a kid by heart

To this day I still have to think about which is left and right, and I don't even know the months of the year because I really have no real schedule that depends on it, don't observe holidays and shit like that.

I might be retarded, but I like to at least think that it's just because I didn't learn it by heart as a child.
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I kept trying to sneak through these guards for like half an hour until i just got frustrated and killed them. After checking that room i realised that shoul've just kept going upstairs. I felt like a complete idiot
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>>254543421
>>254543590
>my first and only encounter was a shiny hoppip
>on an emulator
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>>254543494

what the actual fuck

that's stupid and clever
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>>254543421
>HOLY SHIT MY FIRST EVER SHINY
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>>254543719
>>254543768
Well I did see a shiny in a pokemon romhack
It was preprogrammed to appear after you have your first pokemon but before you have pokeballs
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I couldn't figure out how to get into this room

In my defense, I never used incinerate and forgot about it
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>>254537185
The original sanic, save for the very first level wasn't acually that fast. SPEED was more a marketing ploy for the genesis
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>>254543421
>tfw you got an Eevee with Pokerus
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In conflict vietnam i didn't know you can put out the fire of your team mates by making them roll on the ground.
i have to finish every mission while they where on fire, shit was hardcore Yo.
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>>254543494

Awesome, so when I get pulled over for a DUI, I'll remember to slur out some shit about pissing on Malcolm X before I get fucking arrested.
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>>254543920
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>>254543691
i never remember which months have 30 days and which have 31.
I have to sing a little song in my head to remember the order of the months.
I could never recite the alphabet backwards.
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>>254543691
>I still have to think about which is left and right
Same here

If someone says "month 7" I have to count them by hand until I figure out which month they are talking about

I can't say the alphabet if I don't start from A

I still don't know where is East and where is West
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>>254543239
stop making me feel bad
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>>254540390
I didn't know that.

Just like I didn't know you could speed up map travel by holding Ctrl+space. Seriously I probably wasted half a day of the hundred hours I played on slow ass travel I could have avoided.
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>>254543671
Well at least it's the best shiny
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>>254544041
The first guy who caught a pokemon with pokerus must have been fucking confused as shit.
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I had these how to draw book for nintendo characters when I was a kid, and for some reason they called Bowser "Kerog" throughout the whole book

Thanks to them I called him Kerog for years
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>>254543421
>Saw a shiny gastly
>It escaped
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>>254543490
What game is this?
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I had no idea I had Ripper Mode in Revengeance. I still never use it because I keep forgetting. I also went through it the first time not knowing I can dodge.
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>>254544097
I weep for you, my friend.
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Squirtle = Squirrel + Turtle

Bulbasaur = Lightbulb + Dinosaur

Chamander = Charm + Salamander
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>>254544218
I remember that book, I was really confused about why they called him that.
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>>254544154
Yeah, the black dress surprised me

Guess I was kinda lucky it was female and with good IVs, still would have been happy with a Galade though
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I've been stuck on this puzzle in bioshock infinite since the game released please help :^)
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>>254538010
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>>254544324
i went through most of the game not knowing how to parry/block. Finally figured out I could block and dodge after the typhoon (dont remember the name, the memes guy) fight
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>>254544384
What went through the devs help when they put this in?
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>>254544365
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>>254544384

you need to find one more key bell and one more sword bell. You only have one of each right now
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>>254544324
I finished the game without realizing you could equip a secondary weapon

The only item I used were stun grenades
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>>254536118
>>254536329
>>254536168
Start with "LMNOP" to save time when trying to figure out when a letter at the end happens.
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>>254544365
Not knowing "squirt" when you didn't watch porn yet is understandable.
I guess Charmander is too.
But damnit, not knowing what a plant bulb is ?
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>>254541751
Granted he acted like a shitlord, but you should lurk more before posting, you sound like youre some tryhard 12yo.
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>>254532980
My brother and I called him "King Koopa" until super mario world when we got to the castle and it says "Bowser" on it.
Being dumb and five years old I thought that was the name of King Koopa's dog.
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>>254544552
head*
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>>254543421
My first shiny was a Machop. It was on Ruby and I didn't really have internet. I kept it, obviously. But I was convinced it HAD to be stronger than a normal machop. Not because it did good in battles or anything, cause I don't think it did. I just couldn't understand why they would be so rare if they were no different than any other machop.
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>>254535149
150
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>>254544732
>I thought that was the name of King Koopa's dog
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>>254528516
>tfw you actually sailed from Windfall to dragon roost during your first time playing never knowing you could equip the sail in order to go faster
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>>254543768
Fuck Shellos, that lying piece of shit.
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>>254544710

Yep, mad.
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>>254535590
Flappy
Floppy
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le newfag test
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>>254544797
please delete that image, its shit
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>>254544951
Hello?
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>>254544951
Hello?
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>>254544529
I know someone who did the same fucking thing, but only because she tanks with her fucking face 99% of the time. It's hard to watch sometimes.
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>>254544992
FUCKING RETARDS
DELEETE IT
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>>254545072
Hello?
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>>254545072
Not happening.
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I never actually used Ripper Mode until I played it on Revengeance diffuclty. My friend didn't know how to dodge until his third playthrough.
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>>254544992
>>254545045
>>254545174
I'm gonna have you banned, my brother does it for free
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>>254528484
Notto dis shitto again
It's always been Berenstain, the Berenstein Bears never existed
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>>254540178
I don't ;-;
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>>254545279
Hello?
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I made it to hunter rank 70 before I found out that in the water you can hold B then use up and down to swim vertically without the need to point the camera up and down.
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>>254545279
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>>254545290
Then whats with this picture saying "berensteins" around the top?
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>>254539859
He is wearing glasses....
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>>254545421
Holy shit nigger

I just reached rank 80 today and I didn't know this

What the fuck
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>>254545290
>the Berenstein Bears never existed
WHAT THE HELL?
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>>254542680
>and he called Sephiroth Spearthroat.
Sounds like an Argonian name.
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>>254544646
Knowing about the word "squirt" from squirtguns seems a lot more likely for some kid than understanding plant anatomy terms.
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>>254545694
Yep.
Gotta be stationary when you start holding B though, otherwise you'll just do a dodge.
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>>254530324
I beat the entire fucking game without knowing a sprint key existed. I was just using the Whirlwind Spirit shout.
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>>254543239
>mfw the only shiny I've ever encountered was golbat in diamond

Puke green and worthless. I fucking hate that Pokemon to this day.
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>>254545290
Can you not read the picture you posted? It clearly says both Berenstain AND Berenstein bears on each book
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>>254542039
Holy shit do people know about OFF now? I played it like 2 or 3 years ago and it was obscure as shit back then.
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>>254545782
God damn, I'm trying it right now

I used CPP for underwater, but this shit could have saved my life so many times
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>>254538347
I didn't know until MK7
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>>254546006
tumblr found it
I'm so sorry
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>>254545247
I don't use Ripper mode even now. Surely it just kills your combos?
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>>254545772
Where I'm from "squirtgun" isn't commonly used, kids just say water gun.
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I thought this was just a perspective shot and that it was a full length shark.
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>>254541171
Can't really blame you for that one. Fuck that place.
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>>254542715
same shit happened to me. I know the place you're talking about. That one spot in the lake with the minish dude that opens up the whole liberty shit
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>>254546006
I remember hearing about it, but I'm not sure if I can deal with a long drawn out jrpgish game. is it really that good? how short is it?
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>>254545954
>Not evolving into glorious Crobat
What's your excuse ?
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>>254536829
>hey that was a somewhat different puzzle than I'm used to
>I wonder what other neat little puzzles they will have.....

Fuck this game and it's one puzzle gimmick.
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>>254546207
i could see that
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>>254546207
OH FUCK
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>>254526818

> just completed K: TD - my first Kirby game
> start another game straight away
> figure out eating a bad guy and pressing down gives you their power

HOLY SHIT WHY DID NOBODY FUCKING MENTION THIS ANYWHERE FFS THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.JPEG
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>>254546418
I refuse to believe this
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>>254542715
>>254546248
Pokémon habits.
"I can't possibly fly to somewhere I've never been as a mean to uncover new areas, that's just silly."
I don't blame you though.
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>>254538642
this everytime, also water temple ect....
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>>254546248
Yep, total bullshit. Probably the hardest Zelda puzzle I've ever faced

Worst of all is since I got it by accident I couldn't figure it out again when my friend asked for help. I just told if he kept playing the library would suddenly open
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>>254540184
Fucking Some-aye-onay, leaving his keys in the casino, telling me I can't go back during the Elite Four.
I legit thought he was some sort of hidden character. I think Pokémon taught me half my English vocab.
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>>254546418
There's no way.
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>>254537025
Lel I just had a stupid moment.

I've been typing the [spolier] things all my live, didn't know about ctrl+s
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>>254546418
it tells you on the first level on those signs
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>>254546624
Hardest one for me was the Phantom Hourglass one where you had to close the DS.
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>>254546418
It's in the fucking cover

And I thought I was retarded
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>>254546418
Its a game where you suck EVERYTHING. Even if you haven't played the previous games you would've put two and two together.
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>>254539778
>Friend keeps bugging about Dark Souls
>Decide to play it
>Want 0 spoilers
>Only advice he gives me is "learn how to parry"
>Finally play through it
>Play it at his place
>He blocks shit
>With his shield
>Like a fucking pansy
I should know better than to have friends.
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>>254547017
>Its a game where you suck EVERYTHING
No that's you're mother simulator 2014 lel
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>>254539630
Pliskin isn't big boss you retard
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>>254546418
OMG THAT GAME.

I didn't know you could MOVE by pressing the ARROW BUTTONS.
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>>254546958
Holy shit fuck that
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>>254546064
oh... well at least it's getting some recognition. OFF was surprisingly good for how obscure it was.

>>254546275
It's a lot shorter than most JRPGs I think it was actually made by a French guy. You could probably breeze through it in a couple hours even if you go and collect all the extra stuff to get the secret ending. It's pretty strange, like Yume Nikki-tier strange so you have to be into that kind of thing. The combat is straight forward turn based RPG style with some interesting special attacks thrown in. The story is great, the characters are solid. The music is just fantastic. I'd say it's worth playing yeah.
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>>254546418
Speaking of Kirby, though, as a child I never knew how the plasma ability worked in Superstar. I just thought the attack got stronger randomly.
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>>254546648
When I read "technique" in Red, I thought it was pronouned "tek-nee-queue". This was until I said it like that to my older brother and realised I was a retard.
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>>254546958
>tfw found the answer in a matter of seconds
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>>254547307
Come to think of it, I don't remember how I figured that out but I know I did when I first got the power.
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>>254528484
anyone else pronounce this ra-ta-tatta?
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>>254546958
>>254547260

phantom hourglass was my first zelda game, and i had no idea what the triforce was so on that puzzle where you had to draw one, i bumbled around like an idiot looking for more clues until i stopped playing the game entirely
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>>254547339
>mfw finding out you don't say "hyperbole" like "hyper-bowl"
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>>254536973
Don't do this your computer will create harmful chlorine vapors
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>>254547113
>using a shield at all
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>>254547339
A guy in my class once pronounce engine as "engine" (as in "vagine"). Still won't let him live that down.
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>>254544242
guild wars 1 i guess
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>>254546958
Please, worked it out almost instantly.

Mainly because I spent a whole day trying to solve the similar puzzle from Another Code.
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>>254545421
>500 hours in Tri
>800 hours in 3U
>didn't know this
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>suicune

It's not pronounced like suicide.
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I worked my way through the water temple in Ocarina of Time without the blue tunic because I was completely unaware of its existence.

The pain was real. I do not feel proud of going through that part the way I did. I feel ashamed.
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>>254546958
Some kid out there with a 2DS is going to have a confusing childhood.
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>>254547547
why would you go on 4chan and tell lies? there's no way this is true
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>found my first shiny
>unown-i
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>>254547263
I got the house to myself mostly for the next few days. I think I'll definitely give it a shot. Thanks anon
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>>254547813
Oh shit, is there any cure?
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>>254547620
>mfw finding out "fetish" isn't pronounced "feet-ish"
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>>254544881
It's the "n" that makes it harder.
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>>254547734
How do you pronounce it? I've always called it "Swee Coon".
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>>254547813
You can probably still get it if you put your system in sleep mode

I don't think a kid cares that much about game logic as /v/ does
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When I first played FFVI I didn't know you could learn magic from espers until I got to the world of ruin
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>>254546207
Me too bruh. I thought his fins were behind him like he was turning sharply in the water. Thought it was bad ass until I realized it wasn't. Boy was I disappointed...
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>>254547547
>phantom hourglass was my first zelda game
I'm so sorry.
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>>254548095
Swee-coon now, used to be soo-ee-soon
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>>254547524
I only knew cause I played Air Ride first. And I played it fucking religiously. That game was spectacular. fuck I wish I could handle emulating it
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>>254547916
Yes.
Sleep mode.
Turn back on.
Did it that way second playthrough to see if it would work.
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>>254541104
>2014
>using .jpg
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>>254547873
>as a kid find the unown cave
>find symbols on the walls
>there's a guide in the manual on how to translate them
>translate it
>HELP US
>freak the fuck out
>never go into the caves again
>look it up just now
>that message isn't anywhere in the cave
What the fuck man
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>>254536790
WHAT? GO FUCK YOURSELF
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>>254548464
Is it just me, or does he look like Senator Armstrong when he's hitting the ball?
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>>254528484
NO FUCKING WAY
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>>254548095
>>254548321
I say "Soo-seen"
Don't know why
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>>254541578
Literally?
LITERALLY?
Oh my god he's on a mass murder spree, stabbing computer nerds, breaking discs in half, and melting consoles! He's literally killing gaming!
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>>254548283
>Thought it was bad ass until I realized it wasn't
I went so fucking out of my way to get it too. I saw it in the player's guide, thought he was rad as fuck, and spent the game without a water type in my lineup because Sharpedo was gonna be my guy.
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>>254548618
You can also kill people with the second hand smoke, but I guess everyone's seen that video by now.
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>>254548659
People, especially kids, just make it up as they go along and you can't convince them they're wrong.

I had a friend who thought mime in Mr Mime was pronounced mi meh. He knew the word mime but couldn't put two and two together.
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Used to pronounce name Omon-tay
No fucking idea why
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tyrion lanister kills his dad on the shitter with a crossbow
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Its eyes are open
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>>254548952
>>254548943
see.
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>>254548128
>I don't think a kid cares that much about game logic as /v/ does
Imagine some kid who doesn't understand the 2DS is the alternative to a system that usually has a hinge getting presented with a puzzle telling him to press the screens together. It's not about being a game design scholar, it's about being stuck on a puzzle because the logic it's using doesn't apply to you.
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>>254537841


SHeeeeiitttt Son
I coulnt advance without using magic now and then.
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>>254542164
Rake-wayz-a
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>>254548731
But he never was. Ended up getting whailord instead because he was a tank/wall/bro.
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>>254549157
2spooky
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i always called this fucker him koreygon, no idea why
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>>254528654
i-i wanna fuck kyouko-chan.
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Gastly = Ghastly
Haunter = Haunted
Gengar = Gangrene
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>>254549449
>koerygon
>porygon
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>>254547547
In the hub temple I couldn't figure out the location of the third fairy so I gave up. When I got back to my DS and I'm like
> Dafuq w/e I solved it
A couple months later I realized what I did.


> Amazing Mirror
I could not for the life of me find Candy Constellation. One day I did it accidentally; everything about that world was satisfying.
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>this thread
I've never been more embarrassed to be affiliated with this place more then now, how the fuck do you dumb asses get dressed let alone work a computer.
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>>254549449
>groundon

Why did pretty much every motherfucker add in an extra n! The only other person I knew who didn't pronounced it fucking "groodon"
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>>254540184
Honestly, it's really dumb that they keep the ?'s PC thing until you meet the creator of the system for the region.

If you made a network system that was vital to the bakcbone of your region's functioning, the least you could do is name it.
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When I was little, I didn't know how to give boosts in the other stats that weren't HP after leveleling up in Superstar Saga. When I discovered that, my mind was blown.

>>254549638
C'mon, don't tell me you've never made a vidya-related mistake in your life. Be real.
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>>254528484
>nigga dis shit can't be right
>open youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzzFj6n0THs
wut
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>>254549157
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>>254549523
>Gangrene
It's doppelgangar you retard
Like a shadow
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In Red, you weren't given pokeballs by Oak at the start, so I was confused about how to catch Pokemon.
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>>254549760
Well, ya know, in French "ou" is the English "oo" sound. That may be why.
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