WHERE'S THAT ORDER OF HALF-LIFE 3?
I DON'T WANT THIS, YOU FUCKING DONKEY.
I'm sorry sir, I couldn't find any more Half-Life. I think this has all the central elements even if the flavour isn't as rich.
YOU, YOU, AND YOU
NO CHEF I WANT TO STAY I CAN FINISH MY STATION JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE
CHEF I THINK WE NEED TO TWEAK THE ENGINE SOME MORE IF WE WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING SPECIAL AFTER ALL.
In the meanwhile we'll keep them happy with lots of sales and games like Dota okay?
I worked in a restaurant and the chef kinda has to be a dick, he has to be bossy and be on the other's ass to make them work quickly. A restaurant's kitchen is very active and has to remain active.
enjoy two hours of uncensored ramsey
These guys are right. I run a kitchen and everyone has to hear what you're saying. And if you work around people like the people on Hell's Kitchen who fuck up over and over again with the same things, like I have, you have to yell at them and tell them to focus. And help them out when they need it but it's hard when everyone has a hundred different tasks and you have to stop yours to fix Private Fuck-ups mistakes. Especially when they've been working in food service long enough to know that you preheat an oven before you put the bread in.
That doesn't necessarily mean that chefs are assholes, I tell them good job at the end of the day, compliment them on the things they do well, and if it's a particularly good day buy them meals or drinks on me. Food service is rough work, man.
so is this like the worst "HD" mod ever? even the morrowind one that replaces face models isn't this retarded since it makes the rest of the game better, the models are terrible, the simplistic colors and (intentionally) dreary atmosphere are messed up by 50 thousand ferns and other retarded shit, yeah it makes the lighting and some textures better but it's just terrible
Why? All their franchises have a 3 in them coming up and HL2s 10th anniversary is 3 months after gamescom, they've also leaked (on purpose) information on Source 2 and made their own JIRA (usually hosted locally but for some CRAZY reason was put up on a web page) public with Half-Life 3 staffing details.
>Not liking cats
>It looks like Gandhi's flip flop
>What a shame
I just played the most recent version(steampipe 2013 alpha 15) and it's much much better than the previous versions. I've only played the one for half-life 2, not any others, so I can't vouch for them. /v/ just likes to shit on the mod because the previous versions were fucking terrible, and they think the mod hasn't changed.
What the fuck is up with all the "wacky" sound effects in the american version?
>'Ghandi lived in the jungle'
>is so confident that she know what shes talking about
HALF-LIFE 3 IS A FUCKING MEME IT WILL SELL MILLIONS EVEN IF IT WAS THE STORY OF GORDON AND HIS GAY SEX ADVENTURES WITH BARNEY
I still can't get over this episode.
Our bread oven looks like this. Steam comes out of a vent on the top.
At least the grill working there was a qt
>2 hours or pure Ramsay rage
Haha oh wow
In the american version of Kitchen Nighmares the restaurants are like times infinity more dysfunctional than in the brit one, like it's amazing how much of complete anarchy it is.
>that one episode with a literal fedora autist and he's the most sane person in the restaurant
>Amy's Baking company
>Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go
It's called smear animation, and it's mostly used for animation frames.
A friend made me watch a few episodes of Master Chef Jr. I had only ever seen the Hell's Kitchen stuff so I thought he was going to make those kids cry, but he was the sweetest person and helped them out, I really like him now.
Fuck those kids, though, making perfect beef fucking wellington at 13 years old, I'm just glad when I make an omelet without fucking up and turning into scrambled eggs.
And it's a beautiful thing.
So much better than the overly clean robotic flash animation of today.
>fucks up the risotto for Chef Ramsay's family
Later this year, news at either Gamescom or for HL2's 10th anniversary.
Also whenever Source 2 is revealed to the public.
>that whole video
Chef Ramsey game made by Platinum when?
>that part with RAJ
Every fucking time.
How do those people eat with all the screaming? I can't fucking sit and eat with that loudmouth stressing me the fuck out.
If they released L4D3 in October that would be magnificent.
Sadly if such a thing was ever going to happen everyone would know far far in advance.
I wish companies would spontaneously come out with stuff.
EA would be the retail distributor and have commercials a good few months in advance just like with the last 2.
god damn that was quick
you have to add stock and water to it slowly and carefully, if you add to much or overmix it, it gets gooey and gross, if you have a semblance of common sense and patience you can make it as an amateur cook
Well, hat's off to you for working in the industry. I am pretty food passionate but didn't think it was for me. Ended up as a teacher instead. Still cook all the time and push myself to learn new dishes/cuisine, etc. Everyone tells me I should pursue becoming a chef but I am like nope. I know how hard it is and how you can get pigeonholed to forever work at a chilis if you can't catch a break.
>You! What's wrong with you!
>GET A GRIP
>-You got it.
This, plus the pressure of needing food out ASAP is why you see so many proteins getting fucked up. They are trying to cook them on higher heat than they should be which results in burning the outside and underdoing the inside.
Cooking in about striking that perfect balance of zen while doing 20 things at once. Getting fast but not impatient.
I remembered one episode where they tried cooking halibut and it kept being uncooked for some odd reason no matter how they cooked it. Gordon got pissed that he slammed his hand into the cooked halibut meat and the meat exploded over the kitchen. Also I agree its best watching shows uncensored. Hearing bleeped sewar words get so fucking monotonous and boring and annoying.
I AINT NO BITCH CHEF
It's actually decently tough to quickly and consistently cook meat. Fish especially. So this isn't a normal dish for them and they aren't in their normal kitchen. They are making rookie mistakes by trying to not look like shit instead of taking slightly longer and getting it done right the first time.
Can someone who knows something tell me what makes the black jacket so important?
why doesn't gordon just say chef jacket or white jacket?
Is a black jacket like a black belt?
I had a dream where I was an aspiring chef on one of Ramsay's shows. He was pissed at me fucking up an order but approved when I got my shit together. Then I won one of those competitions where the winning team gets the day off for something cool. I got to eat lunch with Ramsay and he was a bro.
How the FUCK are the people on the show unable to fry the ingredients properly?
> the living beings that can be remotely called their kids are stupid fucking cats that don't know shit
I really wish Valve would ship copies of HL3 to every store in they plan to sell them from, let people buy them, and then when people are finally convinced it's not a rumor, release on Steam and watch the world go fucking apeshit.
>Seeing Gordon throwing objects(food, towels, etc.) at the people in the kitchen
Man I could easily see lawsuits if people got hurt from that.
In the 2 hour video above he slams a plate or frying pan on the counter and spoon or knife or something flies very close to his face
Ramsey starts off, on the first mistake being more "get a grip, come on." As the night goes he gets more and more pissed because fucking hell mistakes should be a rarity, not to be expected. Especially in a restaurant run but a prolific chef where quality is to be expected. His reputation is on the line.
LOOK AT THAT! IT'S RAW!
YOU WERE SERIOUSLY GOING TO SERVE THAT WEREN'T YOU!?
>the one with the massive tits at 2:00
and the aliens are monitoring everything we do
Clearly you have no idea how television works.
and the mole people prepare for war as we speak
I remember an episode where a customer brought a plate up and said that the food was undercooked when it was cooked perfectly. And then she tried to argue with him that he didn't know what properly cooked food looks and taste like.
That might have been Kitchen Nightmares, though.
Are people really this clueless and uneducated to think that "pleb" is a term exclusive to 4chan?
it would be glorious, if only if had gotten into vidya instead of cooking after his football incident
clean the wax off your ears
HAHAHA holy fucking shit! PASTA?!?! I learned how to cook pasta and tell it's cooked by taste when I was 12 years old, it's not hard. They threw out what looks like about 2 pounds of pasta because it was undercooked.
Not just pasta either, all the shit in it. All that time making it was completely wasted, because she couldn't fix the simplest fucking thing to cook on the face of the Earth, fucking pasta.
I went to his restaurant in NY and it was breddy gud, he's not there obviously.
>you will never date his daughter and make a lovely dinner for him and the family one night he will never say his characteristic 'wow' when he loves it ;~;
Ramsey seems really passionate about cooking and serving high quality meals, I like him
Their job contract was even more hilarious. Basically it stated that after you stopped working there, you weren't allowed to work in that field at all in that city/town for a several years.
a videogame company could never be run by a man like this, too many hurt feelings and artistic visions
how would a coder react if someone told him his online networking is a piece of raw shit?
how would a designer take it when he's told his color pallette is so bland the ESRB already approved the product?
Beats me. He had a strict homework policy and made you write your zero on your mark sheet for incomplete work. He also made us do pushups to go to the washroom/drink. He was an army guy so I guess he liked to roleplay as a sergeant with his homeroom.
>Get job as chef in london
>walk into kitchen
>head chef looks exactly like gordon ramsey
>My fucking face when the first two weeks working there
He's actually a bro
Sure. You know I'm not the biggest Ramsey fan or anything, but after watching a lot of his stuff he is actually way more chill than you'd think. He has a series for beginning cooks that is actually pretty solid.
I've heard about this, but holy fuck this bitch is absolutely crazy.
Damn Ramsey, that was cold, even for you
I literally don't know whether to laugh or cry, because despite how far my sides go whenever I watch this, the reality is is that there are hundreds/thousands/millions of Raj's in the World.
Pretty much this. Washing dishes since I was 14 at a fancy steakhouse, I ended up running the kitchen at the age of 23. At that point, you've seen and heard everything. Yelling isn't a way to under-appreciate your workers, but its the best way to get a point across. Meals have to be served, dishes need to be cleaned, day in and day out, from dawn until dusk. After 3 years of doing that, I had enough of the stress and long hours, and I eventually settled down at a job selling restaurant equipment instead. I really respect the people that do this for life.
>"more like a fucked up dinner"
>So three threes are what?
>....6? OH, 3, 3, 9?
>Come here, come here. Three threes are six? I'm watching you like a hawk. You can't even count to nine. You scare me.
>They serve raw chicken
>Ramsay is literally on the verge of tears
>you can see and hear it
>he then sends the raw chicken up to the chef for his dinner.
>Restaraunt is called "Hell's Kitchen"
I guess you can say that the kitchen of Hell's Kitchen
truely is hell.
Good Eats was the Bill Nye the Science Guy of the food channel.
Alton Brown is fucking based
and Bigfoot was working with the photographer for easy cash
>LOOK AT US WE DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS
>WHERES YOUR PASSION?
we need a ramsey of games
The problem here is the same with something like Kitchen Nightmares. No one is going to change unless they really want to and are too much in denial to get jumpstarted without someone like Ramsey.
We see how heavily this industry is in denial.
Yeah but ramsay doesn't have to deal with people calling him a homophobe for disliking their food.
now i want a "gay" restaurant episode where the owner just uses gays as an excuse for his cooking, calling Ramsay a big homophobe
Haha you should see what he was like in his very first tv series called boiling point. He was laying his hands on people and slapping this bald waiter's head. He has really mellowed out compared to back then.
Then ramsay literally rapes rather than verbally
I would watch a gamejam reality show, where aspiring indies try to make shit, and some Ramsay-esque figure tells them why they suck
problem is, all the game-design luminaries are either
>japanese as fuck
>have no legitimacy
>businessmen who don't understand actual game design
if only John Carmack was still decent
the other problem is that the Ramsay analogue would have to be well-versed in all sorts of genres
I think you mean yes chief
>tfw you have to be a genius in all kinds of genres
>tfw you need to know what makes games good
>tfw you would have to be the greatest "idea guy ever
>it wouldnt matter anyway because the video game industry is so far up its own ass they dont know how to make games themselves
>they have been trained by corporate shits who think they know what the consumer wants
This is bullshit, the phonetic spelling they give on their site is different than the recorded audio. The recording clearly says ple-?b?-?n but the text says pli-?b?-?n.
It's amazing how much more insane and real the show is without the bleeps. Jesus Christ, the guy is a fucking lunatic. I wish it was always uncensored, it'd be taken way more seriously.
>HEY YOU Look at me!
If /v/ ran a games company, this is what it would be like.
>WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!
>I-it's a platformer chef
>THERES ONLY 7 DIFFERENT COLORS AND A DOZEN HAZARDS PER BOARD! YOU CALL THAT UTTER SHIT A GAME?!
>"YES CHEF!" and take a shot/drink when he says fuck off
>"SORRY CHEF!" and a shot/drink when he calls someone a donkey
>If anyone is standing when he says that food is alright they have to "THANKS CHEF" and get snacks, or drinks for the others.
>when he says IT'S RAW, everyone finishes their drink or takes three shots, whoever finishes first gets to yell at the other people to finish.
>Worried about ramsey's karma
>eating the food
>can't make eggs
Holy fuck his personal kitchen is beauitful
>wh-WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE?!
>It's a sci-fi shooter with a story ab-
>HOW MANY GAY CHARACTERS DO YOU THINK YOU NEED, BIOWARE?!
>I SAID MAYBE A COUPLE AND YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING BAKERS DOZEN!
>TAKE THIS SHIT BACK AND MAKE IT AGAIN!
>AND NO MORE THAN ONE GAY CHARACTER HITTING ON THE MAIN CHARACTER!
>b-but /v/ the social comme-
>I'm sorry what was that?
>t-the social commentary is important to-
>DID I FUCKING ASK FOR SOCIAL COMMENTARY OR DID I ASK FOR A SATISFYING TPS RPG SCI FI SHOOTER?!
Yeah jesus christ, you see how fucking ballistic he gets when it's a silly TV for he does for nothing, imagine the pure fucking fury when he's a young up and comer running his own restaurant trying to win a Michelin star.
>getting my adderal prescription back after 2 years without health insurance
>just in time for the Hell's Kitchen finale so I can torrent the whole season I haven't watched
>binging on two dozen hours of seething hatred all next week grinding my teeth the whole time
adderal makes binge watching shows amazing. you just get in the zone and super focus. I got through Battlestar Galactica in like five days. Perfect for long reality shows like Hell's Kitchen as well.
Maybe I'm wrong and this is just how normal people can watch shows. I think I genuinely do have the ADHD.
i've been trying to get instasynch to work for about a week now but it has just stopped. it was fine for awhile but just won't connect now. Google didn't help maybe some of you guys know what's up?
I was on Ritalin for two years, XR. It really did help. I know kids who used to snort it to do papers but for me it genuinely seemed to level me out like it was prescribed to do. When I was on it my girlfriend at the time said "wow, it's like you're a normal person."
It is kinda scary stuff, and I don't intend to abuse it. It's just so hard for me to focus on stuff, I can't sit through a movie without pausing a million times, I get through one checkpoint in a video game and then alt tab out to something else. Gotta have a podcast on at all times, just need a constant stream of information/distraction, etc. ADHD kinda blows.
>stop taking something that didn't affect me as positively because I think it might fuck you up too
Different ADD fag here, that's stupid bro. You're right about not misusing it, but don't tell the man to stop based on your experience. Oh and a PSA to the rest of you, ADD/ADHD people react to stimulants like Adderall much differently than the average person, so it won't work for you like it does with us faggots. You'll just get high and maybe frazzled. We literally function on another level.
>THE MORE YOU KNOW
>It is kinda scary stuff, and I don't intend to abuse it. It's just so hard for me to focus on stuff, I can't sit through a movie without pausing a million times, I get through one checkpoint in a video game and then alt tab out to something else. Gotta have a podcast on at all times, just need a constant stream of information/distraction, etc. ADHD kinda blows.
>tfw I do all that shit exactly
I am sure yours is worse of course, these sorts of things don't get in the way of life things for me
because I don't fucking have a life, but those actions in general I am sure apply to a good portion of people coming up in the internet age these days.
Being bombarded with info as we are on the internet leads to us always looking for the next thing to gloss over quickly and all
>THERE'S NOT AN OUNCE OF SEASONING ON THIS
>WHAT DID YOU SAY
>COME HERE WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY
>THE PEOPLE OUT THERE SAVE FUCKING LIVES FOR A LIVING AND THERE ISNT AN OUNCE OF FUCKING SEASONING YOU TWAT
This guy is fucking based
When I was on Ritalin, I was going through law school, writing and drawing a fairly elaborate webcomic, going to the gym regularly and still maintaining a social life simultaneously.
Now I need a Chromebook to gchat with people while I'm gaming on my desktop PC and pondering whether a plastic bag will protect my phone so I can hear podcasts in the shower.
>I just jumped in to help
>Well I wish you'd jump in the fucking oven
i really appreciate this man.
it does this on the other browsers without any add ons or extensions
close all your extra tabs and aps, clear cache again.
if that doesn't work download ccleaner and run that.
I don't think the OP is even in. The stream is about three days old and I think the guy who runs it is named Chickens.
In 24 days.
>Thinking it's not going to happen
>steam scans harddrives and tells valve what people buy outside of steam
>steam also tracks purchases and tells valve what people buy in steam
>valve knows for a fucking fact singleplayer fpses don't sell for shit anymore
>implying they'd waste 10 minutes of development time on half-life 3 just to make a piece of shit that ends up losing them all of the respect of the industry and their deluded fanboys
are you stupid, boy?
That's sort of the point of the show. Watching the challenges and shit is fun and all but if Ramsey wasn't there calling people donkeys they'd have way less viewers. He's a really nice guy irl apparently, on Kitchen Nightmares he rarely looses his temper.
>He's a really nice guy irl apparently, on Kitchen Nightmares he rarely looses his temper.
It's not that, it's just that every well-run kitchen is run like a military organization, yelling and drilling.
You don't get praised for getting it right, your reward is not getting yelled at. It's assumed you're not a child and your culinary diploma isn't toilet paper so a good chef doesn't need to stroke his sous chef's dick every time they slice a carrot correctly.
Food service can take 3-5 hours. The episode is only 40 minutes. So yes they throw a lot away. However if they are good you will notice that they are near the end of service (less dockets, smileing etc.) and less people will be sat down.
>These threads are allowed on /v/.
>While ROB threads are shitposted to oblivion.
>do you have battletoads?