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WHERE'S THAT ORDER OF HALF-LIFE 3?
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WHERE'S THAT ORDER OF HALF-LIFE 3?
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>>254403658
What idiot ordered something that isn't even on the menu?
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>>254403658

ITS NOT DONE YET CHEF

ANOTHER MAYBE... 2 YEARS
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I DROPPED IT SIR
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I LOST IT CHEF!

I CAN REHEAT THE ORDER OF HALF-LIFE 2 CHEF!
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>>254403658

It's right here sir!
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>>254403658
CHEF WE CHANGED THE ORDER TO MORE ASSFAGGOTS 2, CHEF.
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>>254403839
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TRASH YOU PRAT, YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE PULL YOUR TONGUE OUT OF MY ARSE HOLE AND BRING ME SOME HALF-LIFE 3
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CALM DOWN RAMSEY 24 MORE DAYS
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>>254403809

I DON'T WANT THIS, YOU FUCKING DONKEY.
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Here ya go Ramsey.
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>>254403839
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>>254404050

I'm sorry sir, I couldn't find any more Half-Life. I think this has all the central elements even if the flavour isn't as rich.
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I-it's not done yet sir... Would the customer like some more appetizers?

Left 4 dead 3 hot off the pan sir.
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>>254403770
>>254403782
>>254403809
YOU, YOU, AND YOU

PISS OFF
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>>254403658

I never understood why are they screaming like that on fucking culinary shows. There is a show like that in every country, and chef is an asshole all the time.
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>>254404474

Ever been in a kitchen?
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>>254404474

IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN YOU FUCKING WANKER
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>>254404378

NO CHEF I WANT TO STAY I CAN FINISH MY STATION JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE
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Here's those hats you ordered chef!
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>>254404474
>hells kitches average meal is around 90$
>implying you wouldn't be loosing your shit if you saw benjamins walking out of the door
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>>254403658
CHEF I THINK WE NEED TO TWEAK THE ENGINE SOME MORE IF WE WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING SPECIAL AFTER ALL.
In the meanwhile we'll keep them happy with lots of sales and games like Dota okay?
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Isn't that the guy who voices Edward Elric and supposedly molests girls at anime conventions?
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IT'S FUCKING RAW
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>>254404474
I worked in a restaurant and the chef kinda has to be a dick, he has to be bossy and be on the other's ass to make them work quickly. A restaurant's kitchen is very active and has to remain active.
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>>254404672
who fucking cares go back to /a/ and find out faggot
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>>254404779

But /a/ hates dubs you queer
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>>254404474
Well they're yelling, not screaming. But it's because the pressure needs to be there, I suppose it's like bootcamp or somthing.
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>>254404567
No, I'm not a woman.
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>>254404847
i don't give a fuck i don't go to that shithole
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>>254404625

THESE HATS ARE FUCKING GARBAGE. THEY DON'T EVEN FIT THE FUCKING THEME OF THE RESTAURANT AT ALL. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!!!!
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>>254404727
>tfw no friendly dog to pet

Why am I stuck with an asshole cat?
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Here's your game OP
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>>254404378
I HAVE IT RIGHT HERE CHEF
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>>254404618
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>>254403658
w-will another CS do chef?
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HAVE YOU LOST THE PLOT?!
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G-guys what's the order again?
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>>254404985
Game of the Year edition?
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>>254405045
Hey that's a great idea; or perhaps we could even simply add some more maps. I'm sure the Chef will love that idea.
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>>254404985
WHAT THE FUCK, AT LEAST GIVE ME A 2008 YOU FUCKING TWAT
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>>254405064

LOOK AT IT

LOOK

LOOK

LOOK

LOOOOOOOOOK
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>>254404672
Mignogna isn't a molester what he did was flip on on some girl for trying to get him to sign a Yaoi doujin.
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>>254405126
Ricochet 3
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>>254404658
FOCUS ON THE MAIN COURSE and do it RIGHT the FIRST TIME!
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>>254404260
>24 MORE DAYS

Yeah, nah.
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>>254405162
>>254405179
Don't worry, I cooked it in some DLC right from the freezer.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zWuYv68hFo
enjoy two hours of uncensored ramsey
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>>254405064
So wrong.

It's like pissing on the Mona Lisa.
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>>254405309
Prove to me it isn't, they've released a game every year for over a decade and you expect me to think the pattern is changing now?
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>>254405384
FUCKING RAW
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>>254405384
NO YOU DONKEY!
WATCH IT WITH OTHERS!
http://instasynch.com/rooms/KitchenHell
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>>254405193
THREE ORDERS OF RICOCHET IS COMING UP CHEF!
WALKER! HOW ARE WE ON THAT NEW TF2 UPDATE?
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>>254404474
>>254404567
>>254404773
>>254404860
These guys are right. I run a kitchen and everyone has to hear what you're saying. And if you work around people like the people on Hell's Kitchen who fuck up over and over again with the same things, like I have, you have to yell at them and tell them to focus. And help them out when they need it but it's hard when everyone has a hundred different tasks and you have to stop yours to fix Private Fuck-ups mistakes. Especially when they've been working in food service long enough to know that you preheat an oven before you put the bread in.

That doesn't necessarily mean that chefs are assholes, I tell them good job at the end of the day, compliment them on the things they do well, and if it's a particularly good day buy them meals or drinks on me. Food service is rough work, man.
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>>254404962
>not knowing cats are evil
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>>254405624
NOT THREE FUCKING ORDERS
I SAID RICOCHET FUCKING 3
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>>254405524
If they release a game it isn't going to be HL3.
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>>254405384

Jesus, he really gets upset. He looks like he's about to cry on some of them
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>>254405384
>Gandhi lived in the jungle, they didn't even have shoes
Wow i fucking love that fucking show
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>>254405847
I think he lives for this shit.
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>>254405384
so crispy it looks like ghandi's flip-flop
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>>254404864
I miss being 12
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>>254405384
inb4 he dies of brain cancer
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>10 years
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>>254405796
UNDERSTOOD CHEF, REFIRING! 10 MORE YEARS.
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>>254404326
so is this like the worst "HD" mod ever? even the morrowind one that replaces face models isn't this retarded since it makes the rest of the game better, the models are terrible, the simplistic colors and (intentionally) dreary atmosphere are messed up by 50 thousand ferns and other retarded shit, yeah it makes the lighting and some textures better but it's just terrible
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>>254405839
Why? All their franchises have a 3 in them coming up and HL2s 10th anniversary is 3 months after gamescom, they've also leaked (on purpose) information on Source 2 and made their own JIRA (usually hosted locally but for some CRAZY reason was put up on a web page) public with Half-Life 3 staffing details.
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>>254405384
They must actively select the most white trash scumbag chefs they can find
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>>254405847
Being a chef is a fucking nightmare
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>>254405773

>Not liking cats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bVY7tN1JZ0
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>>254405384
>It looks like Gandhi's flip flop
>What a shame
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>>254406194
based /tv/
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>>254405064
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>>254405847

He's really passionate about his job. That's why he has 15 michelin stars
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>>254406012

I just played the most recent version(steampipe 2013 alpha 15) and it's much much better than the previous versions. I've only played the one for half-life 2, not any others, so I can't vouch for them. /v/ just likes to shit on the mod because the previous versions were fucking terrible, and they think the mod hasn't changed.
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>>254406194
Funny, I didn't knew British people used the word pleb. I thought it was a 4chan thing.
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>>254405695
You don't have to preheat an oven when baking bread.
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>>254405384
I love it.
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>>254406067
It's been 7 years anon,let it go...
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>>254406421

No, it's been an insult since Roman times
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>>254406436
You do with the ovens we use or the bread burns. I was being contextual, sorry.
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Where did OP go?
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>>254406467
Answer the question
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Where's the lamb SAUCE
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>>254406636
He's crying and left because we fucking failed him.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJVk4q7RUE

What the fuck is up with all the "wacky" sound effects in the american version?
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>>254406714
Because L4D3 will sell more.
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>>254406879
>not liking the WRANNGGGG sound effect
pleb detected
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>>254406616
Ah. Just out of curiosity, do your ovens have steamvalves?
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>>254405384
>'Ghandi lived in the jungle'
>is so confident that she know what shes talking about

Merica
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Why is Chef Ramsay so based? I'll watch anything with Gordon Ramsay in it.

tfw no porno starring him
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>>254405384
It's funny because in the British show (not the reality show) he's very calm and really tries to help restaurant owners. He's a great actor.
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>>254407006
HALF-LIFE 3 IS A FUCKING MEME IT WILL SELL MILLIONS EVEN IF IT WAS THE STORY OF GORDON AND HIS GAY SEX ADVENTURES WITH BARNEY
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>>254407291
http://gawker.com/5839596/gordon-ramsays-porn-dwarf-double-eaten-by-badger

Don't you dare doubt R34.
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>>254405384
Anyone remember the one where Ramsey meets that other famous italian chef and cried? aagh what was his name?
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>>254407539
just that address tells me this wont be good
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>>254407427
American reality shows are notorious for editing it so only the mean shit gets through, making the few moments they leave in when he is being nice extra special.
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>>254407539
I'm pretty sure I also saw a legit Ramsay porn parody.
I could probably find it again.
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>>254407712
>This ain't Hell's Kitchen
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I still can't get over this episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8ME0yYRX9Y
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>>254406194
>plehb
I thought it was pleeb?
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>>254407427
>>254407705
He didn't even realize how pissed off and mean he was until his mom mentioned it.
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>>254405384
>6:43
>those tongs

My sides are gone
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>>254407187
Our bread oven looks like this. Steam comes out of a vent on the top.
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>>254407705
it's because americans generally treat reality TV as a zoo to watch people yell at eachother and act stupid. anything serious or nice is on dramas
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>>254407925
At least the grill working there was a qt
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>>254407884
Yeah, that was it. Fucking hell.
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>>254407506
L4D3 will sell billions of hats.
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>>254403658
Boy am I glad I don't have to work with self-important shitcunts like Ramsay.
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>>254408017

Is this an animation technique that Spongebob uses? I never noticed it when I watched it. What effect does it have in motion?
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>>254405384
>2 hours or pure Ramsay rage
Haha oh wow

>>254407427
In the american version of Kitchen Nighmares the restaurants are like times infinity more dysfunctional than in the brit one, like it's amazing how much of complete anarchy it is.
>that one episode with a literal fedora autist and he's the most sane person in the restaurant
>Amy's Baking company
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>>254407539
>Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go
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>>254407925
>no ramsey
it was dissapointing
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>>254407705
hes actually nicer in master chef.
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>>254408173
It's called smear animation, and it's mostly used for animation frames.
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>>254407925
GORDON RAMSEY STARTED A REVOLUTION
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>>254408224

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH
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>>254407925
I felt so bad for Ramsey. To be in a room with that women for more than twenty seconds must be what hell is like.
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>>254405384

>"Hey, look at me"
>"FUCK OFF"
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>>254407925
Isn't that the episode who blamed her restaurant's bad reviews on cyber-bullies?
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>>254407925
Watched the second episode this week.
Still as delusional, magical
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>>254408475
Yes. And took the waitress's tips.
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>>254408119
But it wont sell an engine
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>>254408196
Watch the 5th and 6th episode called Magnia Magnia. It's scary that these people are allowed to operate a restaurant. Not Amy tier, but almost there.
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>>254408475
the episode with the owner who blamed her restaurant's bad reviews on cyber-bullies*
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>>254405384

He is the /v/ of food. Vidya needs a Gordon Ramsay.
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>>254408573
The fuck? How's that legal?
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>>254408119
Won't sell an engine, won't sell publicity, won't sell reputation, and more importantly won't sell linux.
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>>254408475
Yep. Blamed it all on Yelp and Reddit. There was another restaurant that did the same thing, but they weren't nearly as outwardly batshit as Amy's Baking Company was.
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>>254408718
Well, it isn't.
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>>254408718
They paid her minimum wage and I guess just didn't tell the customers.
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>>254408290
A friend made me watch a few episodes of Master Chef Jr. I had only ever seen the Hell's Kitchen stuff so I thought he was going to make those kids cry, but he was the sweetest person and helped them out, I really like him now.
Fuck those kids, though, making perfect beef fucking wellington at 13 years old, I'm just glad when I make an omelet without fucking up and turning into scrambled eggs.
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>>254408602
Sorry, was retarded. I was talking about the latest season of course.
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>>254408295
And it's a beautiful thing.
So much better than the overly clean robotic flash animation of today.
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>>254405384
>18:00
>fucks up the risotto for Chef Ramsay's family
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>>254407427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-l0Wx32vfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz_01tjBwAE

Fucking donkey.
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Later this year, news at either Gamescom or for HL2's 10th anniversary.

Also whenever Source 2 is revealed to the public.
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Does anyone have the clip with the blind contestant? Shit was so magnificent.
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>>254408845
I feel the same way.
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>>254405384
>that whole video
Chef Ramsey game made by Platinum when?
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>>254408974

She won the tournament. Which clip are you referring to
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>>254409093

>there will never be a Chef Ramsay game with Ainsley Harriott as a co-op character.
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>>254409130
The one when he was describing the pie or some shit. I really need to watch that show more often.
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>>254408081
Yeah alright. Makes sense. Sorry if I seemed to jump on you for something trivial.
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>>254409220
>Ainsley would be the JetSam of Ramsey
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>>254409093
>Raj is the final boss
>dedicated IT'S FUCKING RAW button
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>>254409093
Combo system revolves around stringing insults together bonus points for variety and creativity
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>>254405384
>that part with RAJ
Every fucking time.
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>>254407925
Holy fucking shit Gordon's fervor when he stands up for the waiters really makes me like this guy even more
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>>254405384
Holy fuck this is incredible
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I had never heard of risotto before GR

whats so hard about making it?
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>>254409381
Oh it's no problem. You were right, I should have put some context into my original comment.
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>>254409383

Ainsely is GOAT and still the king of /v/.
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>>254406194
>pronounced "plehb"

ITS PRONOUNCED PLEEB YOU LIMEY FUCK
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Is risotto and beef wellington all these people order at his restaurant?
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>>254405384
How do those people eat with all the screaming? I can't fucking sit and eat with that loudmouth stressing me the fuck out.
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>>254409618
Risotto is actually really, really easy to make... if that's all you are doing. It's a dish that must be stirred and watched constantly or it will burn/get gummy.
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>>254405309
If they released L4D3 in October that would be magnificent.
Sadly if such a thing was ever going to happen everyone would know far far in advance.
I wish companies would spontaneously come out with stuff.
EA would be the retail distributor and have commercials a good few months in advance just like with the last 2.
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>>254409771

It's obviously set up. If this was real he'd have been shot by now.
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>>254405384
>"FUCK YOURSELF"
>"yes sir"
god damn that was quick
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>>254409771
I'm eating while watching the video. It's great
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>>254409810
That's why its easier to cook on your own than in a resturant, chefs multitask too much.
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>>254405384
>leans in to talk in her ear
>"forget the black jacket, you need a strait jacket"
I lol'd hard.
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>>254409618
Absolutely nothing. You just start boiling it and add whatever you want while slowly adding water as it evaporates.
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>>254409771
They open the restaurant for free, the people who come know about the show and they probably wont get food for a few hours but just want to hear Ramsay flip out
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>>254407925
>that bitch

She has a textbook case of Paranoid Delusional Disorder. She really fucking needs therapy, but the sad part is she'll probably never admit she has a problem.
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>>254409618
you have to add stock and water to it slowly and carefully, if you add to much or overmix it, it gets gooey and gross, if you have a semblance of common sense and patience you can make it as an amateur cook
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>>254409654
Well, hat's off to you for working in the industry. I am pretty food passionate but didn't think it was for me. Ended up as a teacher instead. Still cook all the time and push myself to learn new dishes/cuisine, etc. Everyone tells me I should pursue becoming a chef but I am like nope. I know how hard it is and how you can get pigeonholed to forever work at a chilis if you can't catch a break.
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>>254409994

>water

YOU FUCKING MUPPET, GET THE FUCKING STOCK YOU UTTER DONKEY
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>>254405384
7:18
>You! What's wrong with you!
>-Nothing, Chef.
>GET A GRIP
>-You got it.
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>>254405384
>"look here you ignorant bitch, look in my eyes when I'm talking to you!"
>"yes chef"
BTFO
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>>254410164
Yeah, my bad.
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>>254410180

>You're blaming the Fish?

my sides are raw
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>>254409972
This, plus the pressure of needing food out ASAP is why you see so many proteins getting fucked up. They are trying to cook them on higher heat than they should be which results in burning the outside and underdoing the inside.

Cooking in about striking that perfect balance of zen while doing 20 things at once. Getting fast but not impatient.
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>>254409714

ARE YOU A ROMAN? DO YOU SPEAK LATIN?

NO? THEN FUCK OFF
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>>254405384
I remembered one episode where they tried cooking halibut and it kept being uncooked for some odd reason no matter how they cooked it. Gordon got pissed that he slammed his hand into the cooked halibut meat and the meat exploded over the kitchen. Also I agree its best watching shows uncensored. Hearing bleeped sewar words get so fucking monotonous and boring and annoying.
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You think you own me chef?
*walks out of the kitchen*
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Damn I thought I was on /b/ for a sec.
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>>254409771
>>254410049


there's also a glass wall separating the kitchen from the restaurant
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>>254410523

Ramsay threads are a spectre of /v/.
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>>254410426
No
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzBnFutegJE

I AINT NO BITCH CHEF
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>>254410626
>Watch the step
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what is the best show with this guy in it and recommend me a good episode
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>>254410452
It's actually decently tough to quickly and consistently cook meat. Fish especially. So this isn't a normal dish for them and they aren't in their normal kitchen. They are making rookie mistakes by trying to not look like shit instead of taking slightly longer and getting it done right the first time.
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>>254410626
Is this guy like retarded or some shit?
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>>254410794
Everything from Kitchen Nightmares UK is gold.
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Seriously, when the fuck is HL3 going to come out...I just want to continue the story line.
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>>254407925
In which episode they appeared first?
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>>254409983
>>254405384

Can someone who knows something tell me what makes the black jacket so important?

why doesn't gordon just say chef jacket or white jacket?

Is a black jacket like a black belt?
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>>254410879

he has the sol of a nigger in the body of a white guy
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I had a dream where I was an aspiring chef on one of Ramsay's shows. He was pissed at me fucking up an order but approved when I got my shit together. Then I won one of those competitions where the winning team gets the day off for something cool. I got to eat lunch with Ramsay and he was a bro.
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>>254410884
thanks
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>>254407925
jesus christ
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>>254410925
Season 6, episode 16. Full episode's on Hulu.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/487616
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>>254409771
Why else would you eat at Hell's Kitchen but to hear Ramsay lose his shit?

It's not like the food is good.
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>>254410915
November
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>>254411108
Thanks
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>>254405384
How the FUCK are the people on the show unable to fry the ingredients properly?
Raw eggs.
RAW
FUCKING
EGGS
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>>254411331

sabotage
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>>254407925
> the living beings that can be remotely called their kids are stupid fucking cats that don't know shit
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>>254411331

Stress and some loud cunt shouting all the time.
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>>254410884

I'd think US would be funnier cause amerifats

but watching ramsey yell at ghetto blacks isn't as fun
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>>254410937
when you get far enough in hells kitchen there's no more blue and red team, just black jackets.
It's just for the show, though the jackets DO look nice.
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>>254410626
>watch the step
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>>254410618
Chef of all times
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>>254411472
>stupid fucking cats that don't know shit
I've got that video stuck in my head again. Thanks, anon.
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>>254411486
this, if he wasn't screaming so god damn much people wont fuck up
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>>254409856
I really wish Valve would ship copies of HL3 to every store in they plan to sell them from, let people buy them, and then when people are finally convinced it's not a rumor, release on Steam and watch the world go fucking apeshit.
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>>254411684
He has too, dealing with pressure is a must to become a chef
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>>254410618
I miss Good Eats.
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>>254411684
If people didn't fuck up so much, he wouldn't be screaming.
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>>254411883
Do you even watch the show? Hes out and screaming from the first mistake.
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>>254405384
>Seeing Gordon throwing objects(food, towels, etc.) at the people in the kitchen

Man I could easily see lawsuits if people got hurt from that.
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>>254412019
Shouldn't have fucked up.
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>>254412019

because you're not supposed to make any fucking mistakes you're cooking FOOD for people
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>>254410626
>Yea, watch the step bitch
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>>254412080
this, its a high class restaurant and your not a fucking apprentice
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>>254412080
>>254412146
To err is human
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>>254412030
Probably has them sign shit to prevent that.
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>>254412030

In the 2 hour video above he slams a plate or frying pan on the counter and spoon or knife or something flies very close to his face
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In the chaos of this it would be great if Takeshi Kaga appeared from nowhere and just start yelling IRON CHEFU at the contestants.
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>>254410626
>watch the step
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>>254412218
Gotta git gud.
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>>254408726
>>254408597
Linux-exclusive hats.

Can only be worn if you run TF2 on Linux across a month playing at least 10 times.
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If I was a customer I'd send perfect dishes back just watch Ramsey explode at the chefs
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>>254410618
>>254411592
>>254411863
Alton Brown is based as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCp9-tEHa8U
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>>254410991
Sauce on that?
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>>254412376
He actually argues with customers too if they do shit like that.
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>>254407925
you know that crazy bitch married that old man for his money
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>>254412218
GIT GUD YOU FUCKING DONKEY
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>>254412218
Ramsey starts off, on the first mistake being more "get a grip, come on." As the night goes he gets more and more pissed because fucking hell mistakes should be a rarity, not to be expected. Especially in a restaurant run but a prolific chef where quality is to be expected. His reputation is on the line.
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>>254412367
Already happened
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>>254407925

>that bonus footage section

holy fuck
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>>254412656
That and these people are on there because they profess themselves to be professional chefs. He isn't there to teach them. He treats people like that a bit differently.
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>>254412570
The money she then used to sell microwaved food as a restaurant. Fucking genius.
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>>254405384

how do you fuck up a pizza
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Is Hotel Hell any good?

Never knew Ramsey even had anything to do with hotels.
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>>254412809

this, these people are there because they think they're on the level to be Gordon's regular kitchen staff in his restaurant and do just as good
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>>254407925

Why does ramsey waggle his finer so much when he speaks
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LOOK AT THAT! IT'S RAW!

YOU WERE SERIOUSLY GOING TO SERVE THAT WEREN'T YOU!?
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>>254412563

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVKWCK2aAx8

>the one with the massive tits at 2:00
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I believe in 24 days.
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>>254405695

You sound like a good leader. Props to you.
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>>254412430
God damn, he is so great. I wish he was my dad.
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>>254413051

Are they fucking kidding me? Do they not realize you don't do that? They hire wait staff for a reason.

Fucking cunts.
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>>254413051
>implying this isn't just for the show
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>>254408017
>>254409714

Jesus christ...
You're not the first idiots to say this either. How can people be so retarded I don't understand
Do you even know what "pleb" actually means?
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>>254413051
I love him so much.
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>>254413336
and the aliens are monitoring everything we do
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>>254413337
Its pronounced "Pleeb-ee-an"

Fucking look it up you dumbshit
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>>254413514

Pleb and Plebeian have a different pronunciation of "pleb"
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>>254413051
based ramsay
personally I fucking hate "the customer is always right" bullshit
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Fuck off to /tv/ and take your shitty raid with you.
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>>254413453
Clearly you have no idea how television works.
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>>254413051

dem tits tho
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>>254404921
you got to have a picture to make it believeable you faget
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>>254413750
It's a friendly visit, not a raid
jackass
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>>254413051


who the fuck comes to the kitchen?

they aren't your fucking waiter
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>>254413803
and the mole people prepare for war as we speak
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>>254413803
kitchen nightmares the crew actually encourage people to send back food on the first day...and bring in to many orders on the reopening day to produce more drama
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>>254412563
>>254413051
I remember an episode where a customer brought a plate up and said that the food was undercooked when it was cooked perfectly. And then she tried to argue with him that he didn't know what properly cooked food looks and taste like.

That might have been Kitchen Nightmares, though.
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>>254406421
Are people really this clueless and uneducated to think that "pleb" is a term exclusive to 4chan?
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>>254414127

yeah i remember, she was a filthy Jew
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgLlCF94sA8

>Watch the UK version.
>mfw when it's so low key.
>Mfw when Ramsey is actually very nice.
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>>254414254
That's not Hell's Kitchen though. He's just as nice in the american Kitchen Nightmares as well.
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>>254414254

That's not Hell's Kitchen though
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>>254414254

All that pent up anger and rage he unleashes on the Americans. It's probably a form of therapy.
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>>254414436
unless the people are being retarded. But i think that has more to do with the people his dealing with are american
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>>254414254
Because it isnt his kitchen
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>>254414026

>N-no I-I swear! My american reality tv show is real and not staged at all!

Poor guy he's completely out of it.
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its crazy how Ramsey is on like...4 reality shows on fox. It's like i get a weekly dose of anger
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>>254409654
>>254410138
>proving /v/ can be civil
thanks guys
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>>254414127
>>254414231
Here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKRNRz6VK_k
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>tfw chef ramsey will never run a vidya company

Imagine a world where video games are held up to standards.
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>>254404362

clipping through his feet
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>>254413514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8tfl8QZ1mU
hurrr
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>>254412452
Recent HL3 announcement. Do you live under a rock or something?
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http://youtu.be/Wap4gVDvjLo

One of the best.
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>>254409093
there's a hells kitchen game on Wii
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>>254414829
>pronounces it "pleebeean"

And?
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>>254412452
Some unsuccessful kickstarter about a melee combat videogame. I don't remember the name.
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>>254414829

angloshits don't know shit about latin and romanic languages in general
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>>254415087
It was Clang, I think/
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>>254414973
Well no fucking wonder you don't know how to pronounce it properly your ears are deffective!
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>>254414775
it would be glorious, if only if had gotten into vidya instead of cooking after his football incident
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>>254414973
not really...
clean the wax off your ears

http://www.merriam-webster.com/audio.php?file=plebei01&word=plebeian&text=\pli-%CB%88b%C4%93-%C9%99n\
http://www.macmillandictionary.com/pronunciation/american/plebeian
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/plebeian#Pronunciation
http://www.memidex.com/plebeian#audio
http://www.yourdictionary.com/plebeian
http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=plebeian

Need more?
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>>254409541
>standing up for serving staff

They are collectively the laziest and least intelligent members of any food establishment.
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was there ever a hell's kitchen episode where no one fucked up
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>>254415464
>>254414973


the correct way is pleeb-ian
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>>254415464
>all of those links pronounce it "pleebeean"

Still not seeing what you are trying to accomplish
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>>254405384
I had a teacher like him
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>>254415540
Was there ever a thread without shitposting?
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>>254415612

it's plehb
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>>254414673
holy shit lmao
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>>254415690
Those are the best.
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>>254415718

who cares?
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>>254415540
Happens a lot in the later episodes.
They have to make tinier and tinier things more important but in reality things go quite well.
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>>254415685
Oh ok, I get it
6/10, made me post a bunch of links
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>>254415690
>>254415760
And the ones who remain cool but still subtlety psychologically torture you.
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>>254415983
>gets BTFO
>n-nice troll...kid
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Gordon Ramsay seems like a pretty cool guy outside of his tv persona
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>>254407925
Any of you people can detect batshit crazy people just by looking at their eyes? Because that woman sure has those crazy eyes.
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>>254416163
Seeing him on a talk show, he's very humble, polite, respectful, and cheerful when he's not running a business.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MAGfZ_hC6Y

>Spore's development process
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>>254416163

If you watch his YT channel he's pretty chill. Also good, sometimes relatively cheap recipes

https://www.youtube.com/user/gordonramsay
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>>254416489
Holy shit what the fuck is wrong with her
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>>254416163
He's a pretty nice guy, would hang out with

>he'll never cook for you
;_;
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>>254416489
>>
>>254416489
This is why you don't cook high.
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>>254416489
HAHAHA holy fucking shit! PASTA?!?! I learned how to cook pasta and tell it's cooked by taste when I was 12 years old, it's not hard. They threw out what looks like about 2 pounds of pasta because it was undercooked.
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>>254416957
Not just pasta either, all the shit in it. All that time making it was completely wasted, because she couldn't fix the simplest fucking thing to cook on the face of the Earth, fucking pasta.
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>>254416843

I went to his restaurant in NY and it was breddy gud, he's not there obviously.

>you will never date his daughter and make a lovely dinner for him and the family one nighthe will never say his characteristic 'wow' when he loves it
;~;
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Ramsey seems really passionate about cooking and serving high quality meals, I like him
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>>254407925

Their job contract was even more hilarious. Basically it stated that after you stopped working there, you weren't allowed to work in that field at all in that city/town for a several years.
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>Ramsey will never save Vidya
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>>254418124
she was the cutest bitch in all of Kitchen Nightmares
>>
a videogame company could never be run by a man like this, too many hurt feelings and artistic visions

how would a coder react if someone told him his online networking is a piece of raw shit?

how would a designer take it when he's told his color pallette is so bland the ESRB already approved the product?
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>>254415690
I did too. He only did it in Elementary school though. When I saw him again in High school he was chill as fuck. I guess he just liked to mess with kids.
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>>254418380
Git gud or else
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>>254414651
i know it's almost creepy
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>>254416489
She stoopid mane
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>>254418728

why would you not fuck with high school kids?

>all those egos you can cut down
>all those ghetto nigs you can humiliate
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>>254416489
>that voice crack
Holy shit I'm dying here.
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>>254414651

The following two topics allow for civil discussion on /v/:

> porn
> working in the food industry
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>>254419000
This

Highschool kids think they are such hot shit
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>>254419391
Hey Ghost Trick threads are pretty civil.
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>>254419221
It's like he's legitimately mindfucked as more and more scallopini just keeps coming out of that bin
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>>254419000
Beats me. He had a strict homework policy and made you write your zero on your mark sheet for incomplete work. He also made us do pushups to go to the washroom/drink. He was an army guy so I guess he liked to roleplay as a sergeant with his homeroom.
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>>254403658
its in the bin sir
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>>254419000
because all it takes is one false rape accusation and your career is fucking done
doesn't even matter if you're innocent
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>>254420292
Thanks liberals
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>>254419000
Highschool teacher here. You do mess with the kids, but you do it in subtle ways. Saying old memes all awkwardly is a great way.
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>Get job as chef in london
>walk into kitchen
>head chef looks exactly like gordon ramsey
>My fucking face when the first two weeks working there
He's actually a bro
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>>254419391
>>254419481
Add deep sea threads to that list.
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>>254416163
He actually came to a restaurant in my town for Kitchen Nightmares and a bunch of people I know met him. They all said he was a really nice guy.
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>>254419643
>>254419221
>>254416489
That clip is amazing. He sounds like he failed a san check and legimitely lost his shit.
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>>254420509
>tfw Pressure will never exist ever
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>>254420509
>forgetting ps1 spyro threads
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>>254420681
He's only a cunt to other cunts, from what I gather.
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>>254415825
plebs do
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>>254417367
>he only says wow because his daughter made him
>later you hear him talking shit in the other room
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WE'LL HAVE THE APPETIZER AT GAMESCOM SIR, FULL ORDER SHOULD BE FIRST HALF OF 2015
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>>254421543
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>>254403658
does he ever compliment people?
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>>254422042
Sure. You know I'm not the biggest Ramsey fan or anything, but after watching a lot of his stuff he is actually way more chill than you'd think. He has a series for beginning cooks that is actually pretty solid.
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>>254422042
He does if they do a good job.
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>yfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jBxpQLUnTU
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>>254422172
this
He loves when he finds untapped talent.
I've seen him pay for people's culinary school or even outright hire them.
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>>254422042
yep
moreso on master chief US and all of his UK shows
he's actually very nice when you do everything right
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>>254407925
I've heard about this, but holy fuck this bitch is absolutely crazy.
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>>254410626
UNBELIEVABLE

COULD YOU IMAGINE THE STEP

HE'S GENIUS
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>>254422413
i'm jealous
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>>254422413
>like you
Damn Ramsey, that was cold, even for you
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>>254422413
>you will never be a stay at home mom who gets to make out with Gordon Ramsey

What the fuck is the point of living?
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>>254422042
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6V6Qe4JBco

skip to 6:45

ironically this episode is infamous for how horrible the place turns out, but he starts out complimenting it.
>>
I like Ramsay because he's a good sport, even with someone like Norm Macdonald.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12dzv3_norm-macdonald-vs-gordon-ramsay-2-10-09_fun
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>>254405384
God damn, Raj is fucking killin me. This nigga eating food on the side and sticking his head in fridges
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>>254423498
well that went to shit fast.
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>>254405384
>"WE DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS!"
>"WHERE'S YOUR PASSION!"
06:10
The pain in his voice is real
>>
Dave is best HK winner
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>>254423498
>'merica
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>>254405064
It's deleted, what was it?
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>>254423498
>video not available in my country
b-but i thought america was the land of the free....
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>>254424672
flatchested anime nipples
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>>254405384
>mfw Raj

I literally don't know whether to laugh or cry, because despite how far my sides go whenever I watch this, the reality is is that there are hundreds/thousands/millions of Raj's in the World.
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>>254405695
Pretty much this. Washing dishes since I was 14 at a fancy steakhouse, I ended up running the kitchen at the age of 23. At that point, you've seen and heard everything. Yelling isn't a way to under-appreciate your workers, but its the best way to get a point across. Meals have to be served, dishes need to be cleaned, day in and day out, from dawn until dusk. After 3 years of doing that, I had enough of the stress and long hours, and I eventually settled down at a job selling restaurant equipment instead. I really respect the people that do this for life.
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>>254405384
>"Romantic dinner"
>"more like a fucked up dinner"
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>>254425446
How the hell did he last that many episodes again?
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>>254425638
There were people somehow worse.
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>>254405384


it's unbelievable to think these people think they can run a kitchen
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>>254405384

22:50
>So three threes are what?
>....6? OH, 3, 3, 9?
>Come here, come here. Three threes are six? I'm watching you like a hawk. You can't even count to nine. You scare me.


Immediately after
>They serve raw chicken
>Ramsay is literally on the verge of tears
>you can see and hear it
Oh god.
>he then sends the raw chicken up to the chef for his dinner.
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>>254408196
>that one episode with a literal fedora autist and he's the most sane person in the restaurant

Which one?
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>>254407925
This is fucking hard to believe.
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>>254405384
>Restaraunt is called "Hell's Kitchen"

I guess you can say that the kitchen of Hell's Kitchen truely is hell.
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>>254427353
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>>254414026
You serious? Do you not realize how staged reality TV is? Especially in these days? It's not a consipracy theory.
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>>254410618
>>254411863
Good Eats was the Bill Nye the Science Guy of the food channel.

Alton Brown is fucking based
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>>254414026
>"Reality" TV

There's not a single US "Reality" show that isn't staged and scripted to fuck. American TV has more falsehood than a cheap pornstars breasts.
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>>254428251
>Good Eats was the Bill Nye the Science Guy of the food channel.
This. Shame he has next to no sense of humor and gets butthurt over anything.
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>>254407925
All that man wanted was a pizza
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>>254407925
HAHAHA they showed part of "I don't want my pizza burnin"
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>>254427693
>>254428346
and Bigfoot was working with the photographer for easy cash
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>>254407925

I love how Gordon is at a complete loss of words when she suddenly begins her tirade against cyberbullies.

>what is happening
>this was going so well
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>>254405384
>LOOK AT US WE DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS
>WHERES YOUR PASSION?
we need a ramsey of games
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Is there a hell's kitchen game yet?
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>>254428832
That would be nice.
>You call this a game? Take it back. Take it BACK, it's not done yet. It's fucking unplayable. You're going to make someone sick with this!
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>>254429349
There is actually.
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>>254428832
The problem here is the same with something like Kitchen Nightmares. No one is going to change unless they really want to and are too much in denial to get jumpstarted without someone like Ramsey.

We see how heavily this industry is in denial.
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>>254428832
Yeah but ramsay doesn't have to deal with people calling him a homophobe for disliking their food.
now i want a "gay" restaurant episode where the owner just uses gays as an excuse for his cooking, calling Ramsay a big homophobe
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>>254429463
brb downloading it
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>>254429463
It better be cooking mamma but with more emotional abuse
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>>254429463
>ubi
Oh boy.
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>>254429463
>screw up
>you have to close your ds for a bit when he tells you to fuck off
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>>254422413
>tfw his wife looked better with the wig and glasses
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>>254412030
Haha you should see what he was like in his very first tv series called boiling point. He was laying his hands on people and slapping this bald waiter's head. He has really mellowed out compared to back then.
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>>254429568
Then ramsay literally rapes rather than verbally
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>>254429463
>uses the microphone on the DS
>Chef Ramsay yells "Talk to me!" if you don't use the mic
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>>254429812
>slapping this bald waiter's head
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>>254428832
I would watch a gamejam reality show, where aspiring indies try to make shit, and some Ramsay-esque figure tells them why they suck

problem is, all the game-design luminaries are either
>japanese as fuck
>nice guys
>have no legitimacy
>businessmen who don't understand actual game design


if only John Carmack was still decent

the other problem is that the Ramsay analogue would have to be well-versed in all sorts of genres
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>>254429946
Y IS HE ALLOWED 2 RAPE ME ON CAMERA I WANT OFF THIS SHOW OFF OFF THIS SHOW TURN CAMERA OFF

MUH SOGGY KNEE
OPRESSION
OPRESSION
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
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>>254430245
I think you mean yes chief
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>>254405384
If everyone had to take a shot for every "fuck off" in that video, we'd all be dead
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>>254430112

>tfw you have to be a genius in all kinds of genres
>tfw you need to know what makes games good
>tfw you would have to be the greatest "idea guy ever

>it wouldnt matter anyway because the video game industry is so far up its own ass they dont know how to make games themselves

>they have been trained by corporate shits who think they know what the consumer wants
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>>254415464
>m-w.com link
This is bullshit, the phonetic spelling they give on their site is different than the recorded audio. The recording clearly says ple-?b?-?n but the text says pli-?b?-?n.
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>>254405384
It's amazing how much more insane and real the show is without the bleeps. Jesus Christ, the guy is a fucking lunatic. I wish it was always uncensored, it'd be taken way more seriously.
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>>254430805
>drinking game
Someone get on it, please.
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>>254405384
>Lady gives him pan
>"careful chef, it's very hot"
>OH FUCK OFF WITH YOU

I'm dying here
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>>254405384
>HEY YOU Look at me!
>fuck off
If /v/ ran a games company, this is what it would be like.
>WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!
>I-it's a platformer chef
>THERES ONLY 7 DIFFERENT COLORS AND A DOZEN HAZARDS PER BOARD! YOU CALL THAT UTTER SHIT A GAME?!
>FUCK OFF
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>>254431015
>"YES CHEF!" and take a shot/drink when he says fuck off
>"SORRY CHEF!" and a shot/drink when he calls someone a donkey
>If anyone is standing when he says that food is alright they have to "THANKS CHEF" and get snacks, or drinks for the others.
>when he says IT'S RAW, everyone finishes their drink or takes three shots, whoever finishes first gets to yell at the other people to finish.
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>>254431063
>Chef I just finished my platformer with 'retro' grap-
>FUCK OFF YOU DONKEY
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>>254431823
>IT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING BABY VOMIT

>GET OUT
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>>254431715
>finish the drink when he throws a dish or tray
>double down if it breaks
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>>254432112
>>254431715

>blackout: the game
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>>254405384
RAJ
FUCKING RAJ
>Worried about ramsey's karma
>eating the food
>can't make eggs
ect
HOW
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>>254432459
You forgot
>PUTTING HIS HEAD IN THE REFRIGERATOR TO COOL OFF
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>>254416578
Holy fuck his personal kitchen is beauitful
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>>254405384
>that one guy who is too scared to cook so he's washing dishes

holy shit i am dying
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>>254431063
>wh-WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE?!
>It's a sci-fi shooter with a story ab-
>HOW MANY GAY CHARACTERS DO YOU THINK YOU NEED, BIOWARE?!
>I SAID MAYBE A COUPLE AND YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING BAKERS DOZEN!
>TAKE THIS SHIT BACK AND MAKE IT AGAIN!
>y-yes /v/
>AND NO MORE THAN ONE GAY CHARACTER HITTING ON THE MAIN CHARACTER!
>b-but /v/ the social comme-
>I'm sorry what was that?
>t-the social commentary is important to-
>DID I FUCKING ASK FOR SOCIAL COMMENTARY OR DID I ASK FOR A SATISFYING TPS RPG SCI FI SHOOTER?!
>w-wel-
>FUCK OFF!
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>>254429812
Yeah jesus christ, you see how fucking ballistic he gets when it's a silly TV for he does for nothing, imagine the pure fucking fury when he's a young up and comer running his own restaurant trying to win a Michelin star.
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>getting my adderal prescription back after 2 years without health insurance
>just in time for the Hell's Kitchen finale so I can torrent the whole season I haven't watched
>binging on two dozen hours of seething hatred all next week grinding my teeth the whole time
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>>254406012
Dont use the NPC models and its fine
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>>254433249
I don't get it.
Adderal has what to do with this?
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Someone stream Hells Kitchen
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>>254433378
http://instasynch.com/rooms/KitchenHell

THis was posted earlier in the stream
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>>254433378
YES CHEF, ALREADY ON IT CHEF
http://instasynch.com/rooms/KitchenHell
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>>254430934
No one wants an ideas guy. go learn your trade
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>>254433378
But which season?
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>>254433371
adderal makes binge watching shows amazing. you just get in the zone and super focus. I got through Battlestar Galactica in like five days. Perfect for long reality shows like Hell's Kitchen as well.

Maybe I'm wrong and this is just how normal people can watch shows. I think I genuinely do have the ADHD.
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>>254405384
Holy shit I've been in this thread for 2 hours
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>>254433489
i've been trying to get instasynch to work for about a week now but it has just stopped. it was fine for awhile but just won't connect now. Google didn't help maybe some of you guys know what's up?
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>>254433249
>>254433609

Get off that train man.

I've been taking it for 3 years and now I'm completely dependent on it.

Don't misuse it.
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>>254434348
clear your cache, maybe your history as well.
try another browser, one you rarely use, with little to no extensions or addons.
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>>254433489
>>254433496

>watching hells kitchen with /v/

there is a joke somewhere in here
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>>254405384
>GO FUCK YOURSELF
>Yes sir
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>>254434528
I was on Ritalin for two years, XR. It really did help. I know kids who used to snort it to do papers but for me it genuinely seemed to level me out like it was prescribed to do. When I was on it my girlfriend at the time said "wow, it's like you're a normal person."

It is kinda scary stuff, and I don't intend to abuse it. It's just so hard for me to focus on stuff, I can't sit through a movie without pausing a million times, I get through one checkpoint in a video game and then alt tab out to something else. Gotta have a podcast on at all times, just need a constant stream of information/distraction, etc. ADHD kinda blows.
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>>254434625
i appreciate the help but none of it is working
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>>254434528
>stop taking something that didn't affect me as positively because I think it might fuck you up too
Different ADD fag here, that's stupid bro. You're right about not misusing it, but don't tell the man to stop based on your experience. Oh and a PSA to the rest of you, ADD/ADHD people react to stimulants like Adderall much differently than the average person, so it won't work for you like it does with us faggots. You'll just get high and maybe frazzled. We literally function on another level.
>THE MORE YOU KNOW
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>It is kinda scary stuff, and I don't intend to abuse it. It's just so hard for me to focus on stuff, I can't sit through a movie without pausing a million times, I get through one checkpoint in a video game and then alt tab out to something else. Gotta have a podcast on at all times, just need a constant stream of information/distraction, etc. ADHD kinda blows.


>tfw I do all that shit exactly

I am sure yours is worse of course, these sorts of things don't get in the way of life things for me because I don't fucking have a life, but those actions in general I am sure apply to a good portion of people coming up in the internet age these days.

Being bombarded with info as we are on the internet leads to us always looking for the next thing to gloss over quickly and all
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>>254435324
shit m8o thats a bit wierd innit?
what browsers have you used?
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>>254405384
>THERE'S NOT AN OUNCE OF SEASONING ON THIS
>b-buh... what?
>WHAT DID YOU SAY
>COME HERE WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY
>THE PEOPLE OUT THERE SAVE FUCKING LIVES FOR A LIVING AND THERE ISNT AN OUNCE OF FUCKING SEASONING YOU TWAT

This guy is fucking based
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>>254435925
chrome, firefox, and internet explorer
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>>254435548
When I was on Ritalin, I was going through law school, writing and drawing a fairly elaborate webcomic, going to the gym regularly and still maintaining a social life simultaneously.

Now I need a Chromebook to gchat with people while I'm gaming on my desktop PC and pondering whether a plastic bag will protect my phone so I can hear podcasts in the shower.
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>>254436252
jesus man idk what to tell you then.
Take a screen of what happens when you go there and post it
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>>254405384
>I just jumped in to help

>Well I wish you'd jump in the fucking oven
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>>254405384
god damn it how can these people fuck up this bad| the fact that some of them actually have their own restaurants scare me
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>>254436458
i really appreciate this man.
it does this on the other browsers without any add ons or extensions
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>>254437046
>OUYA
>>
DEAR WHOEVER IS DOING THE STREAM

THANK YOU FOR THIS, ITS SOME OF THE MOST FUN IVE HAD ALL DAY

BLESS YOU, KEEP DOING GODS WORK
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>>254437046
close all your extra tabs and aps, clear cache again.
if that doesn't work download ccleaner and run that.
>>254437384
I don't think the OP is even in. The stream is about three days old and I think the guy who runs it is named Chickens.
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>>254437281
it is a guy that plays shitty games of all kinds. the ouya was perfect for him. thank god i don't own one
He makes some pretty good videos
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In 24 days.

>>254403770
>>254405309
>Thinking it's not going to happen
>2014
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>>254403658
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>>254432459
thousands and thousands of pieces of salmon
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>>254437685
It's going to be L4D3.
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>>254437685
Same old valve viral shitposting trying to stir up hype for a dead game
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>steam scans harddrives and tells valve what people buy outside of steam
>steam also tracks purchases and tells valve what people buy in steam
>valve knows for a fucking fact singleplayer fpses don't sell for shit anymore
>implying they'd waste 10 minutes of development time on half-life 3 just to make a piece of shit that ends up losing them all of the respect of the industry and their deluded fanboys
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>>254438263

are you stupid, boy?
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>>254405847
That's sort of the point of the show. Watching the challenges and shit is fun and all but if Ramsey wasn't there calling people donkeys they'd have way less viewers. He's a really nice guy irl apparently, on Kitchen Nightmares he rarely looses his temper.
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>>254405384
I just watched this whole thing, wow
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>>254438726
>He's a really nice guy irl apparently, on Kitchen Nightmares he rarely looses his temper.
It's not that, it's just that every well-run kitchen is run like a military organization, yelling and drilling.
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>>254403658
Do they just throw away the footage of people getting it right and Ramsay praising them or he is just a cunt 24/7?
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>>254433249
>that glourious feel the first time I played vidya with my prescription and I could fully focus on what was going on
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>>254438413
ur a EA shill!!! VALVE SAVED GAMING!!! GABEN IS MY DADDY!!!
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>>254439221
You don't get praised for getting it right, your reward is not getting yelled at. It's assumed you're not a child and your culinary diploma isn't toilet paper so a good chef doesn't need to stroke his sous chef's dick every time they slice a carrot correctly.
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>>254439221

Food service can take 3-5 hours. The episode is only 40 minutes. So yes they throw a lot away. However if they are good you will notice that they are near the end of service (less dockets, smileing etc.) and less people will be sat down.
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>>254403658

>These threads are allowed on /v/.

>While ROB threads are shitposted to oblivion.

inb4faggot
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>>254439965
>While ROB threads are shitposted to oblivion.
Thank fuck for that, ROB threads are the most autistic roleplay shit ever.
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>>254440036

And this thread somehow isn't the very same thing?
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>>254404654
Everyone on that show gets their meal for free in exchange for being on the show.
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>>254440160
This thread is 50% talking about half-life and 50% talking about cooking/Ramsey/similar shit.
This is not autistic roleplay nonsense.
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>>254440160
nofunallowed.jpg
FUCK OFF YOU DONKEY
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>>254440364
>This is not autistic roleplay nonsense.

So the person avatarfagging as Gordon Ramsey isn't roleplaying as Gordon Ramsey?

Whatever, cunt.
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>>254439965
fuck off faggot

>>254440036
Somebody posted pictures of him in real life. Does anybody have them?
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>>254440160
fuck off
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>>254437476
i tried all of that but none of it worked. i appreciate all of the help but i'm done with it. Thanks anyway man
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>>254440830
dunno what to tell you. try it on another computer, or at another location.
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>>254440862
i said fuck off
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Who is the Amy's Baking Company of vidya
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>>254429568
There's actually an episode of Kitchen Nightmares like that. He meets the biggest fucking fruit. What was it called, ruby something.
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>do you have battletoads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn57zpZVA5E
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>>254441192
What second?
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>>254415537
>Implying
I know a friend, great waiter, most hardworking guy I know.

All professions have slackers and dutiful members.
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>>254441113
Sony and Valve drones.
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>>254432868
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