>Brb smoke Last online 699 days ago

>this is the masterrace

Smoking kills

>Going to bed, goodnight
>Last online: 2 minutes ago

where did he go..

>>254261125
Hell of a smoke.

>playing a co-op vidya with a friend all day
>have to stop every 45 minutes so he can go smoke

Holy fuck. Smokerfags, just know that LITERALLY everyone hates you. Quit your disgusting habit and give us all a fucking break.

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>brb smoke
>last online 420 days ago

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>>254261125
>tfw he meant he smelled smoke
>his house was on fire
>he got caught by a collapsing beam and ended up trapped
>died a painful death
>you'll never know

>>254261909
That is a very disturbing to think about

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>hey man i'll play with ya later, I gotta go to bed
>Last online: 3 years ago

>>254261125
Oh boy, this thread again! Can't wait to talk about this feel with some epic /v/irgins, guys! I know that feel too bro! I sure do.

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>>254261125
>dude I'm tripping hard I see someone outside my window
>Last online 771 days ago

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>>254262563
>He probably killed himself the next day
>You were probably the last person he communicated with

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>see you tomorrow
>last online 2 days ago

>>254261125
>gotta go have to start the ritual
>last online 666 days ago
>StanaMayLard has logged on
>Sup bro, you wouldn't believe what I summoned

>>254261758
>xX420DankaWeedNigguhXx has logged on
>"do you get it?"
>"Get what?"
>xX420DankaWeedNigguhXx has logged off
>last online: 419 days ago

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>trappyxXx420blazeitXxX has added you to their friends list

>hello?

>pls respond

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one day

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>account no longer exists

>"see you tomorrow"
>constantly in offline mode since 2 years

you faggots dont know about real pain...

Not trolling, my friend on my steam list actually says "last online: 315 days ago"

What did I do? I knew him in real life and he just stopped talking to me for no reason. I saw him once about a month ago and we just had an awkward stare-off as we walked past each other. We said nothing.

>>254264831
drugs

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>brb losing virgemity tonite
Last online 1826 days ago

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>they think Appear Offline actually works
>they don't realise it just says 'Offline' rather than 'Anon was online ___ ago'
>don't confront them

>absolutely no way to tell if someone is ignoring you or deleted you

>>254265245
Actually, if you haven't signed in recently, it will still show the last time you signed in.
However, thanks to the activity beacon, anyone can see when you were actually last online.

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What do I win?

>>254261758
>he comes back after 420

>>254265471
whatd ya get banned for

>>254265286
See
>>254265245

>>254261680
>not smoking or eating at the computer
why is there not a casual dividing system

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>>254265524
Isn't me just one my friends list. Hang on I found an older one. Seems all my old friends liked to get vac banned

>>254261680
It's not smokers, you just have a jackass friend. I don't give a shit what people put into their body. It's theirs, they should have the freedom to smoke up all they fucking want. Who gives a shit? Second hand smoke only matters if you two are spooning in a coffin or some shit.

>Last online one hour due to friends list glitch.
>Click profile to check.
>Last online 342 days ago.

>haha i'm down, finally paid off my car
>things are finally looking up for you man, i'm glad
>haha thanks man...hold up someone's at the door
Last online 291 days ago
>we're sorry, the number you're trying to reach...

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>>254265861
>got banned after he stopped logging in

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>"See you tomorrow!~ ^_^"
>saoseichan has logged off
>5 years later
>Still have the same MSN account
>MSN is now Skype
>Logs back in
>You talk again for a while and catch up after all these years
>You ERP just like old times
>She intimately tells you she was never a grill, only pretending

>>254265862
-I- give a shit because every fucking time I try to do ANYTHING with him we have to take a ten minute break every hour, and he becomes an emotionally volatile annoyance if he happens to go a few hours without one.

He's a cool dude but holy fucking shit he needs to stop.

>>254266090
he probably couldnt handle the pain of the crime he committed and did himself in

or made a new account

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>>254265861
Oh look I found one without a vac ban. The sad part is I don't remember any of these people

>>254266281
my friend got banned and then contested the charge of every single game he ever bought on steam over like 5+ years with paypal. He won the claim and steam perma closed his whole account, shit was top fuckin lel

"See you in a few, bro. Getting deployed."
>Last online 452 days ago.

>>254265436
what i said remains true, you're not telling me anything i don't know :)

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>>254261680
not 100% related but
>playing some fightan on GGPO
>dude goes afk at the beginning of a match or sometimes right in the middle of it
>starts getting annoying
>ask him why
>he says he has to smoke once in a while or his hand starts shaking

>>254266198
>MSN
>bunch of contacts with months or years of no contact
>accidentally open chat
>X is typing...

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>>254261125
>brb
Last Online 3 minutes ago

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>brb installing steam now
never did

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>>254265242
Be happy for him anon. He did it. He left us for good and never looked back. Wish that it will happen to you eventually.

>>254267385
lol
that imageswap

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>playing CS:GO with m8.
>we lose a hard fought match
>"hey man, wanna play another one?"
>Nah, he ssays, i gotta get to bed
>ok, ill play with ya tomorrow
>anon is now offline
>go into another comp match
>friend is on opposing team
>he unfriends me

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>>254267385
How can you tell if they do that? I do that sometimes. Do they know?

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>>254261758
Comes back on
> did you get the joke bro?

>>254261125

>Goin out tonight, I'll be back tomorrow
>Gone for about a week
>Google his name
>He died that night

It's been about 7 months and it still hurts.

>>254261125

I did something similar in Guild Wars 2. I'd hit the content limit, got all the armour, forged three fucking Legendary weapons (what a waste of time that was) and just lost the urge to play and/or hand hold others through content. I was in the middle of a dungeon and my group was fuck assing about when my client crashed; that was 2 years ago. Never logged back in.

>>254267583
that's what she said

>>254267583
>Google his name
Queer

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>>254267565

they know

and they laugh

>>254267554
fucking ouch

I've done this before, I'm sorry. I hate it when I get random requests when I do good in a match, I usually don't add people unless I'm genuinely cool with them

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>play conquer online
>become great friends with the english speaking community surrounded by BRs, pinoys and egyptians
>everyone quits slowly from the guild
>haven't logged on in 3 years
Fuck that game was the highlight of my middle and high school life, I'll never ever get to experience such memories, make the same friends, have the same conversations ever again.

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>>254261365
>goodnight

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>Anon is typing.....
>Never sends anything

WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY?!!??!!

>>254268641
________gg

>play a game for years
>slowly lose interest
>sign back in years later
>old friends are still playing
>want to talk to them, but its been too long
>they notice
>leave immediately

>>254268894

they leave or you left?

is any of these actually legit?
>requesting screenshots

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>brb getting penis removed
>Last online: 200 days ago

>>254269386
>Animal Meats
man is an animal

>>254268894
Wait who left?

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>>254262725

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>>254268585
>i never made friends playing video games

i guess i have some kind of people repelent

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>>254269386

>Someone add you to Steam
>Never played with before, no friends/groups shared
>"Hey, do I know you?"
>remove you from friends
W-why... ?

>>254269637
It's hard to not make friends on text based mmos man

>>254265862

>not using vidya as a substitute for smoke

>>254267981
stop it, rosencrantz and guildenstern. You guys are supposed to be dead and/or existentially nonexistent.

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>Add friend
>Have a good conversation
>"I'm usually really shy, but you seem cool."
>"Talk to you later!"
>Goes offline
>Offline for over two weeks
>Check today
>He removed me from friends and made his profile private

>"Hold on, my BF just came back and I think he is drunk again"
>Last online 73 days ago

I told you to dump this bastard.

>>254274589
story?

>>254274885
>Met a girl on an online game
>She is really nice
>We slowly get to know each other more
>She has a boyfriend
>It's ok, I only saw her as a friend
>She tells me he is very abusive, he hits her sometimes, when he is drunk he can get really angry
>Tell her constantly that she should leave him
>She says its ok, that she knows he is a good guy and will change soon
>One day he went out, and didn't come back for 2 days
>"Hold on, my BF just came back and I think he is drunk again"
>Last online 73 days ago