Can we get a hatemail thread going?
ITT: Post your hatemail
I don't get it
its funny because its on an obsolete console
>>254184501
he only gets to use xbox live for one game every year, the one game he was in he got his ass kicked
I hate to say it. But I sincerely miss GFWL. I could collect hatemail with ease. Now I can't.
Requesting radio stations.
>>254184570
consoles have been obsolete since pc became a thing
owning a console is like that guy who thinks disco is coming back
Not sure why this thread just made me remember that a couple of days ago I was on Warface co-op and had three times the kills and points than anyone else on the team while saving their asses and the faggots kicked me as we entered the helicopter.
I assume they were assblasted that their rank was far higher than mine, it's supposed to be teamwork
Fucking douchebags
i fucking love these threads
From a while ago
>>254184570
>implying PS3/4 isn't already obsolete
>>254185117
Errr what?
>>254184616
Actually it turns out he was angry because he finds it hard to summon phantoms to help him. It was a once in a year connection apparently.
>>254185117
dat niggas eloquent as shit son
>>254185117
dis nigga high
>>254185117
shekshpere a shit man
>>254185117
>>254184973
>you're the turtle master
what?
>>254185909
was probably from a fighting game
"turtling" is when you play defensively, the opposite of relentlessly attacking
>>254185909
Fighting game lingo
>>254185909
I airthrew him 5x in a row without anything else happening and he got really mad
>>254184142
>>254186309
>>254186358
Could be RTS lingo too.
I know it's commonly used in Wargame and Dawn of War
>>254185117
That is autistic as fuck.
>tfw you kill someone and then bully you ;_;
>>254185909
Counter to the lizard king
>>254185117
Simon Belmont plays dark souls?
>>254186861
>top lel
fuck off
>>254186309
>>254186358
>>254186764
It's every game lingo. Turtling is playing extremely defensive and refusing to attack, forcing your opponent to come to you.
>>254186991
top lel
>>254185117
I can feel his fedora through the screen.
After shooting the same guy 10 times in a row and he was constantly going for me
>>254186861
>Using 4chan maymays outside of 4chan
Absolute cancer
Yeah fuck you crab, what the fuck are you even doing playing vidya and using computers. Fucking crabs I swear.
>>254186861
>>254187078
Who are you quoting?
>>254187230
I feel like I missed something before this
>>254185117
He's roleplaying as a Chosen Undead? What a fag.
>'tis
>>254187241
Matthew
>tfw stomped that slut Reapzz back in the day of MW2 quick scoping
I honestly miss MW2, I enjoyed that bullshit and didn't take it seriously, but still stomped people left and right.
>>254187078
What would you say if someone was bullying you, then?
Never really did get much fanmail while playing dark souls 2.
Just the occasional bitching about "lag stabs".
>>254187494
"stay mad ;)" and ignore everything after that
>>254187601
Dark souls *
>>254187601
I hope you responded to these with "get good", or some variation
nothing else would have been appropriate
>>254187720
haha dude epic
>>254187494
#mad
ez
gg
Maybe you can teach me how to get as good as u :^)
But I play assfaggots, so I'm not too sure how well this would work in WoW.
>>254187847
That's what the second reply he sent to me was about.
I simply said "get gud" after the first one.
>>254187720
I just keep replying with :^) until they shut up.
Just makes people angrier in most cases though.
Which in turn means more :^)
>>254187494
>using the elite mob frame on your character
how fucking edgy can you get?
>>254184142
i bet you kiss a girls, faggot.
>>254187915
stay mad ;)
>>254187494
mad cuz bad??
>>254187989
wow dude cool
>>254187926
good form
I also like "cry about it"
>>254187601
>Never really did get much fanmail while playing dark souls 2.
You can't get angry in a game where everything is broken and cheap bullshit in the norm.
I wasn't able to cap it but I remember what it said
>"You must be a fucking master at stealth like Big Boss because the only way your mom would've allowed you to have even been born is if you fucking snuck out of your mom's pussy"
>>254188960
That is actually hilarious.
>>254184616
anyone mind explaining this "one game every thing" thing? Ive never heard of this
Someone post "The weak have no voice"
>>254187601
>going out of your way to backstab people by unrealistically trying to run in circles around them
>spamming hexes
You deserve hatemail though
>>254189804
This wasn't from dark souls 2, it was the first.
>god of war wallpaper
>>254189687
>>254189516
>>254189420
>>254189324
what a child
>Body snipe Scouts exclusively
>All the asspain
>>254189516
>i hope someone kills your family
> :)
How mad do you need to be
>>254189902
>>254189878
ah i see, well toxic shit was really underpowered in DaS so this isn't as bad now. Hexers could fuck your shit up without even having to play the game in DA2
I just dont like it when somebodys tactics require no skill like spamming hexes in DaSII, like say there's just a 50% chance it will work every time with no effort, some people will just take the hit and miss chance and spam away instead of ever learning how to play properly
>>254190093
He was pretty fucking mad
Number 2 (hue) E.Honda on GFWL - so essentially, first-loser of the shitter masses.
He forces a variable frame rate in matches, down to 5 FPS, meaning it's practically impossible to land a combo, while E.Honda's situational special moves can hit you from the other side of the screen while you fail to react properly.
He also can't do his signature move, hundred-hands slap which requires pianoing the punch buttons rapidly - Nigga only uses the move when he's jumping in, meaning he can mash the same button he's attacking from the air with to get the 5 presses before he lands
>>254190172
You got wrecked. Hard.
>>254190223
Hey, watch your dang language. Cut out the cussin'
/ring that one asian guy with "The weak have no voice"
that shit was deep
>>254189516
>Passive aggressive smiley
That is how you know that someone truly is mad
>>254190064
'I see a door that says PRIVATE'
That outtake made me nealry piss my pants
>>254190172
>Subject: Wheelchair Balls
>>254190329
Actually I think the smiley is to make the message come across as less threatening, the person obviously wasn't hoping for his murder
>>254187002
Why does this make people so mad?
During the Smash Invitational a lot of people complained about turtling too.
It's a viable strategy, just learn to counter it and don't repeat your past mistakes a retard.
>>254190315
>>254184631
>>254190260
>Acts all calm in the first posts then explodes in the last
>>254187002
Which is the best strategy
Playing by their rules is a death sentence
Xbox live lol
>>254185117
Chuuni as fuck.
>>254185337
>talking shit about a console
>must be a fanboy for another console
Can you not do this?
>>254185117
Oh god its like someones fedora grew arms and took over the keyboard.
>>254190504
Nah, I don't believe that
This guy was really angry
>Play vidya for years on all consoles and PC
>Never get hatemail. Not even once
>Start playing Street Fighter for a month (it's free on XBL)
>Suddenly get a tonne of hatemail
What the fuck? Why do fighting games do this to people?
>>254190172
Classic
>>254190865
He sends those messages to everyone. There are hundreds of pictures of his messages.
Posting my two favorite ones
>>254190865
>Plays Cammy
He already #rekt you.
>>254190885
Most people who play fighting games are try hard kiddies who can't stand anything remotely cheap or losing, so technically yes.
>>254190865
Hahaha slant eyed gook, that's tremendous
>>254187917
>:^)
>ez
>#mad
Holy fuck I can smell the moba.
Eat shit.
favorite
>>254191065
>Most people who play fighting games online
ftfy
>>254191009
>>254191009
i was waiting for senpai ty
>>254190995
Wow, he must really suck
I wonder what it's like to be this angry all the time
>>254190329
>>254189516
The best thing to respond with is
>reported ;^)
Makes people unbelievably mad, regardless if you actually report them or not
>>254187601
Never understood these people who complain about stuff that are in game to be used.
>>254190885
Gets them all angry because they're losing 1v1 in a virtual fight. I know exactly what you mean, people lose their fucking shit playing fighting games. Maybe it makes their adrenaline kick in like a real fight when they're trying hard
>>254191187
>I wonder what it's like to be this angry all the time
It's like we're on two different websites.
>>254190782
>implying he's not a sand nigger
>>254191125
I don't care how cancer it makes me, the satisfaction of all the kids getting unbelievably assblasted over this shit is great.
>>254190885
Probably because it's 1v1, and it's frustrating as fuck playing a game with lag
>>254191187
>>254191256
Maybe I should turn off my filter.
No, that would be ridiculous.
Last Oberfuhrer picture I have
>>254191293
only kids think like you do in the first place though
This isn't my OC obviously, but I don't think it's been posted yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9dIEeYSklc
>>254191428
>>254191434
#mad
Didn't have anything directly related but eh
I actually felt really bad after this. i did drop him a humanity before the fight though.
>Only message I've ever gotten was someone randomly insulting me and getting me mad because I was pushing the stage onwards in Dragon's Crown instead of waiting for some aspie to click every fucking menial glisten
Why can't I be better at being a dick? No one has ever insulted me on DeSo/DaSo/DaSo2 either.
>>254191690
I highly doubt this is yours. Still sad as fuck
>>254190172
I like this guy.
>>254191690
>Those people that complement you on a good fight
>Feel like shit afterwards
Stop, no. Give me hatred. STOP.
HAAAAAAATE ME.
>>254191690
I'm getting the strange impression that he's the biggest asshole between the thread's pics.
>>254191737
getting mad at me*
>>254191690
did you give him advice, anon?
>>254185117
>>254191607
You're music sucks kid give up.
>>254191737
>DaSo
>DeSo
>o
>>254191785
why the fuck do you doubt its mine? what a retarded thing to say.
>>254191859
not advice, but i told him not to worry about it and that he'll get better. i invaded at an extremely low level just using the unupgraded falchion to try and give new players a neat experience without going super tryhard.
>Start playing GTA:V Online
>Gettin hack threats from asians
>Death threats from little kids
>Get a pot smoking 15yo threatening suicide because I kept countering all his sick nasty shit talk with "AYY LMAO/FUCCBOI"
:V
The last one was fun
>>254191009
based demo
>>254191690
Did you atleast offer to train him to get good Anon?
>>254190782
>Rabini
>there are italians who think they're white
>>254185117
T-Tip so hard they gonna, suckas tryin to outtip me
>>254191975
no one cares about your shitty greentext and emoticons faggot
>>254191527
>why the hell r u invading me here of all places
I'm guessing you were in one of the Abyss Chasms?
>>254191009
Fucking smoked, dude.
>>254192004
Why bother? They'll learn the game in time. No use offering to teach what the game already does, you'll probably just do a worse job of it.
>>254192142
Abyss pvp is best pvp.
>>254191975
Fuck off, faggot.
I don't even remember why I got this.
>>254191975
GYKK wouldn't put the :V in the center of the post, faggot.
>>254191675
>not sending pizzas
>>254192248
Clearly because you fucked up in a big way.
>>254192248
You got fucking destroyed son.
>>254192332
>not sending a pizza with chopped dildo pepperoni
>>254191690
>Help some guy with ruin sentinels
>he sends me and other phantom a message afterwords
>"Thank you guys, I really don't think I would have been able to do it without you"
>Get invaded
>Kill invader pretty easily
>get message
>expecting hatemail
>"Woah, that armor looks really cool, where do you get it?"
I never know how to respond to this sort of thing, it just seems like they're being too genuine
>>254190865
>just like Pearl Harbor
Shit, and here I thought it was about japs suiciding their planes into ships. Turns out it was all about fireballs and zoning.
A few days ago I was playing TF2 on an all-talk server and four guys from the other team trash talked to me the whole game because they know I'm friends with a guy who pretty much kicks everyone's ass around here. Now THAT is asspain.
I remember that oberfurher dude, played a sorry ass rufus and bitched every single time you played defensively
>>254192457
1st one
>Happy to help
2nd one
>It's the ___ Armor, you get it by ___
Not hard m8
>>254190690
Love this kind of shit.
They hate you, but instead of ranting they do something creative with their burning hatred
On my old PSN I would fill out my inbox from rage mail.
I would always respond with just "lmao" and keep the chain going for xx messages.
Street Fighter IV was such a fun game.
>>254184629
The only good thing about it
>>254191434
>That terribly written post
>Whilst in a 'Hatemail' thread on 4chan's /v/.
Nigaa u seven shades of mad :^)
>>254191140
>son of a thousand rodents
>>254192513
Well yeah
>not getting an entire game population to hate your guts that they actually think about getting all the big clans to just hunt you down in every game instead of playing the game anymore.
You motherfuckers are small time when it comes to trash talking, I remember getting like 20 messages after 1 game of people talking shit.
Worst part I was the best one in the damn game.
>>254192759
Why is Harada-san so based?
>>254192457
>I never know how to respond to this sort of thing
"git gud fgt" is the only correct response to any and all messages of that kind.
>>254190562
It makes people mad because of >>254190714
It means they have a lower chance of kicking your shit in.
>>254191140
>Son of a thousand rodents
>>254192637
1st one don't even respond, 2nd one tell him to RTFM. Same result, less time spent.
>>254187241
This dumb nigger thinks greentexting means you're quoting someone
>>254193057
Don't respond to /a/ bait
I remember when i used to play with friends on XBL theres was this one dude who always used to get mad as fuck at people
>playing a game
>he's getting his ass wrecked by this one german dude
>he invites someone on to private chat
>when you invite someone on private chat, you can mash Y to send them constant invitations
>notifications don't stop popping up on your screen if this happens
>my friend isn't playing for like 10 minutes, just spamming invites
>german dude pops up on voice chat and just says 'dude i have notifications turned off'
>hear my friend throw his pad at the wall and storm off
I remember i always used to have voice chat come through my TV speakers because my headset was busted, and my mum walked in on me playing as my mate was bitching at some dude saying he had anus cancer from all the black dick he's taken.
>her face when
>>254193105
Last I checked /a/ sucked shit at baiting
>>254187494
>not flirting with people who bully you
they get angrier and it's funny
>>254193057
It actually does though
>>254193174
Well you just fell for some ancient /a/ bait so I guess not.
>tfw no hate mail
>>254193267
in that case 8/10 I fell for it.
>>254191191
From a 4chan browsers perspective, someone saying that makes them look childish. It's the equivalent of saying you're calling your dad, except daddy isn't coming. It's probably making people feel like a kid just talked shit to them, though, which is why it gets replies
>>254193287
>Step 1: Bait for it
>Step 2: Shift through a thousand "fuk u fgt" messages for that one nugget of gold
>Step 3: Forget to post it and then forget it altogether
>>254193110
>That one absolute raging mong of a friend you occasionally game with
>He's always shit at every game
>Motherfucker acts like half the children captured in these images
>Has to stop playing to talk shit or send abusive messages mid-game
>Tfw second hand embarrassment
>>254193394
hence why they get so buttblasted
>>254193418
>Step 1: Bait for it
I don't have xbox gold or a ps3 though, and no matter how much of a dick I am to people in DaS they never respond
Maybe I should dick some people over in EVE
>>254193394
>>254193394
I think it gets them mad because they think they're going to get banned and you're not talking shit back to them
my all time classic
>>254187149
>tfw no dad to teach me how to pvp
>>254193468
>he's shouting shit at the other team
>really inane bullshit 'i fucked your mum, i bet you have no life ect'
>always laughs after everything he says to try and get everyone else to laugh at his witty insults
>nobody laughs
>he eventually says 'cmon guys let's leave this game, we can find better plays than these shitheads'
>someone in our party tells him that he's shit and he should calm down
>he tries to beat them up the next day at school
>gets a bunsen burner to the head
>cries at the sight of his own blood
man he was a massive cunt, i have no idea why i hung around with him
>>254193723
I'll teach you, slut
>>254184973
>/v/ to the Wii Fit Trainer during the SSB4 tournament
>>254193802
uuhm.... Okay.
>>254193723
Just go Craigslist or something, ask for a daddy to play some games with, and watch the offers roll in
>>254189687
ehat on earth id you do to piss him off so much?
>>254188785
This is my all time favorite hate mail. It's so vague, I love it.
>>254193918
all those butthurt faggots
why they just accept a fucking defeat?
me: ayo waka, ayo waka, ayo waka...
them: ?
me: Is it raining where you live?
them: no
me: AYO WAKA AYO WAKA AYO WAKA...
>>254191527
>butthut japs
ww
>>254193723
>>254187149
Didn't your father ever teach you to choose your battles wisely?
>>254191826
I always compliment genuinely impressive players, regardless of team, provided they aren't already dicks.
I was once in a TF2 match against a scout who must have been pro or something, he was insane. Completed objectives, wheeled around everyone else, took down anyone regardless of class. Don't think I killed him once. I typed in chat something like "Damn [username] you're KILLING it."
The scout himself didn't even reply (typical Gregor.) But another guy on THEIR team (who had been shittalking all night) actually got mad that it wasn't HIM getting the attention and started focusing his shittalk and effort on me. Remember kids, skill is rare but manners are free.
>>254193798
>>254193798
>cries at the sight of his own blood
>fireball spam with saget
>guaranteed hate
>>254193561
I don't believe anyone ever cares about this shit though.
>>254187494
nice 1550 in 2s and nothing else. you are bad
>>254187926
Should have finished him off with
>you're* cheap
>>254191527
>???????????????!
>tfw not good enough to get hatemail
one guy once sent me a still image of porn on xbox live though, i have no idea why
>>254194227
>not posting the one true sticky jumper+nucleus exploit video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTxWhN1FEKw
>>254194274
I remember him picking a fight with me because i threw a stick at him
he had some fucking anger issues
>>254194770
He felt sorry for you.
>>254194910
i just got it out of the blue
no idea who it was
>>254191009
Goddamnit I read that in Dante's voice cuz of his icon
>>254193632
>all time classic
>2013
>>254192556
>roblox hate mail
i once spammed in the comments of everything that i would give out free robux to the first person who pm'd me so i could make them cry that they were too late
got this gem
>>254189324
>Oberfuhrer56
stormfag dettected
>>254195308
Tripfag pls go
>>254194704
tl note: ???????????????!means "are you a cheater? don't get in my way!"
>>254193267
>>254193351
It's /jp/sie bait
If you see it on /a/, it's from a filthy crossie
>>254195308
Fuck off tripfag.
>>254195228
>actually using the term hater
>>254195029
He probably spammed it to all recent players
>>254195308
>>>/k/
fuck off tripfag
>>254191009
>DEMOLITION_D
Oh Douchebag, youre so great.
>>254195308
fuck off retard
>>254195416
Well that explains it, I don't go on /jp/ it's for faggotslike you
>>254195416
>If you see it on /a/, it's from a filthy crossie
what if you see it on /v/
Last time I killed someone onLeague of Leltoo many times, they added me after the game.
I got this gem:
[8:38] RosCoNN: gay die cancer head
fk you cancer gay kid die of it all hate you little nerd
[8:38] RosCoNN: ur dad fk yuo in yor little fking ass gay kid die
>>254190782
That is one mad dego fuck.
Don't have it anymore, but a guy got so assblasted by me on battlelog forums that he sent me a message on my 360 telling me to fuck off.
>>254193110
>some dude saying he had anus cancer from all the black dick he's taken
Geez
>>254190260
What are you talking about? What game?
And do you have webms of this 5 FPS stuff?
>>254195412
?????????
>get drunk on watch_dogs release date
>get invaded
>the dude literally starts acting like a retard infront of me
>spray and pray like a motherfucker
>he sends me hate mail
>"Suck my dick fucking hacker cunt."
>send him back a message
>"I'm drunk off my ass, loaded to the gunwale, you got your shit handed to you by a literal boozebus. Cry some more weak little girly man."
>spams me with about 15 messages so vulgar they make Gottfrieds' aristocrats joke look like a tame highbrow pun
>>254194770
I was in a match of halo 3 and these dudes actually got into a fucking argument over whose city had the best weed. Like a legitimate argument. Then one of them sent me a close up image of a nug by mistake with the message "your town has the best weed huh?"
To be fair it was a dank ass nug but jesus christ who even does that?
I barely use consoles anymore and most of the hatemail on PC happens in sidechat of voice coms, but a while ago i was playingCoDon 360 with an old friend from school and about 3 seconds after a match i started getting a torrent of messages from 3 idiots saying how i should get a life and put the controller down because i spanked them. If was the first time i played on a console in years, it was also the first time i played a shooter with a controller.
>>254191009
>mfw It's actually him
>>254190254
>spends the majority of the match blocking
>opponent starts throwing to punish
>ANY FAGGOT WHO HAS TO THROW THE WHOLE MATCH
I had this friend back during the Gamecube days. He'd always come over to play Melee. Always played Samus. Had another friend who played Fox and I always took Roy. I managed to piss off Samus friend with Roy's counter, and he started trying to make the argument that melee counters were OP. Asked me not to use them anymore. I told him fuck off, you have missiles and shit, bitch. This guy makes me think of Samus friend.
>>254195840
>im drunk guize XD
fuck off
>>254190254
HEY MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN TO COUNTER THROWS COCKSLEEVE
Christ, I'm hella bad at fighters but at least I admit it's me that sucks not the game.
>>254187241
I'm paraphrasing.
>>254196325
>>254196325
Fuck up you whiny bitch.
>>254195308
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>2014
>not playing UO, the most rage inducing game of all time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nPcjU0Zv3s
>>254196642
>not posting the video
Go squeeze your blackheads all over your fathers dick while a dog shits all over your head.
>>254195308
So who is this faggot? Other tripfags have posted in this thread but everyone shat on this guy specifically
>>254196642
here
>not filtering all tripfaggots
Is this bizarro /v/?
>Playing BF3 on 360
>CTF
>Holding flag with my squad on a platform up a tower (middle of Sabalan Pipeline) waiting for the scout chopper to give me a ride back to base.
>Admin comes climbing up the ladder
>I defib kill him for shits
>Instant ban
>Ask admin why
>"Fuck off faggot."
>Ask again
>"I needed to make room for my platoon"
>Server was half empty
I love pissing off badmins.
>>254196910
Turn off the fucking light first you idiot
>>254195228
I got this one after covering some guy's town in shit on some game. That site is gold for getting hatemail.
Best I got was getting told not to stab someone while bowing in Dark Souls
>>254197141
Holy fucking shit that mad
>>254196980
>Still no sound webms
I wish I could speak russian and move to 2ch
>>254197217
>honourfags
TN "honourfags" means "free kill"
>>254197396
Blame moot and his fear of screamers
>>254197834
Moot should man the fuck up, I guess
I'm so glad I don't play multiplayer games.
>>254197834
>tfw no sound threads
>>254198080
Why? Without the spirit of competition, you're just using videogames as subpar books.
The angry scrubs spazzing out are just a bonus.
>>254195818
??? ?? ? ????? ???
>Hatemail
>On Xbox Live
What? I haven't gotten any in years. All the kids smartened up and started using party chat to call you a faggot without risk of being banned.
>>254195308
You can clearly tell reddit threads like this one attract neo-/v/ because in no other thread are tripfags given this much attention.
>>254198080
Tell me, is the greed island arc as gay as it already looks the first 2 episodes in?
Man, I wish I capped some of the ragemail I'd get during the peak days of Modern Warfare 2. The terrible community made it a fucking joy to play. Especially when you had odd class set ups. Riot shield and throwing knives all day.
>>254198476
It is pretty goddamn gay. Worst arc imo.
>>254198913
>Riot shield and throwing knives
Don't even play CoD but that sounds fun as fuck
>>254190562
It makes people mad because it forces them to play on your terms, which like >>254190714 said, is a death sentence.
Basically, it makes the fight in their favor automatically, instead of an even fight, which is some pussy shit.
Turtling is alright if there is some way to counter it though.
>>254198476
have fun watching the worst arc
>>254198975
>>254199071
Welp, why did they have to go from the Phantom Troupe into this. I literally went from 20 episodes a day to 1 a day. Time to watch at x3 or something.
>>254199040
If a game has a strategy that is too strong or unfun to play against, the burden to remove it relies on the developer, not the player. If you do otherwise you end up with shit like this.
>>254190172
I love the thought that he typed it all out and tried to send it but got a message saying "you need a subject" and the wheelchair/balls union was still on his mind.
Fucking brilliant.
>>254190172
I like this guy
>>254199218
>Time to watch at x3 or something.
Literally worse than Hitler.
Just grin and bear it until the second half of Chimera Ant, which is endless ejaculation.
Not quite hatemail but always a classic.
>>254199280
That's scrub-talk.
You git gud and learn how to counteract it. If there's truly no counter, then you're probably playing a shit game.
>>254199280
What the actual fuck
Not hatemail, just stupid.
>>254199000try a riot shield and C4.
>>254199718
>>254199739
>i got analed into a trap
I don't know bro, seems like that's a valid concern.
>>254199837
Was this sent on a Friday?
Most cringeworthy of all time
Got it just now for pointing out that Darkumbra's forum was a piece of shit on my first post
At least I got access to ZHP which there's no torrents of in English for some reason
>>254199975
excuse me?
>>254200067
>'tis
Every fucking time
>>254199718
>Ms Rebecca Black
>>254200067
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sAulsCVjbh
>>254187494
use the S.T.O.P method
Say "STOP" in a firm voice
Turn around to leave
Olways ignore the bully
P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9dIEeYSklc
The Best
>>254184142
>>254200723
>>254200760
>not using SINGSolar Plexus! Instep! Nose! Groin!
>>254190064
I was playing scout the other day when I flanked a sniper from the right and before I had time to react he snapped 90 degrees to the right and headshot me. I wanted to be mad but I decided I need to get gud instead.
I once had a guy on /mu/ write me a 1200 word essay explaining everything wrong with a post I made
>>254200806
yeesh
>>254200723
>no number 4u
>>254200067
I keep telling myself he's trolling. It is the only way I can keep on living.
>>254200974
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worth of being saved.
>>254201206
fuck off nerd I know scaruffi when I see it, this was OC
>>254201196
Hopefully it's a girl he knows IRL and he's taking the piss, sounds like something I'd do
>>254186861
name of the Elite portrait adddon?
>>254194797
This is why votekicks will always be cancer.
>>254201489
tubgirl
>be pc fag
>never get hatemail
;_;
>>254187149
>come and call my dad, son
>>254195785
This is Aliktea. He forces the game (Street Fighter 4) to run in super slow motion on PC, he's been doing it for years. He's truly bizarre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_eDeaFZfmg
>>254201684
Worst thing is you can screw people over SO badly on PC (see: EVE) but you usually won't even get a response
>>254196869
Tripfag samefagging.
>>254200915
I thought that was for when you're getting raped.
>>254201684
The substitute for hatemail on PC is voice chat in any Source game.DELETE THIS
>>254201798
How can he force it to run in slow-mo? Is it an option or something?
>>254202209
>Taiwanese triple raze this nerd in fog as he ganks me
>starts going 'wow ur so pro sf :), 2k shitter' in allchat
>just keep saying outplayed
>adds me
>starts calling me on steam voice chat during a game
>calls me a smurf
>he has 100 games played, 30 of them meepo
>>254202565
Uh?
>>254202565
200 posts to go you stupid fucking faggot
>implying this shit is a console thing
Steam. Fucking Steam.
>>254202613
> :>>
>>254201798
wow, that honda really is ass
>>254200067
>'tis an awesome thing to see!
This guy can't tip his fedora any further
You are just mad because you are angry.
>>254193798
>Have a friend who is totally incapable of admitting he has made a mistake in video games
>Anything but him can be to blame
If someone else fucks up it is free game to shit on them, but if he makes a mistake it is always something else that is to blame. He has a bad winrate in Dota, but according to him it is all because of foreigners and people who don't know how to play. Dunning-Kruger to the max.
>>254189762
>>254190318
>>254191675
This is how I picture all Patriots fans.
>>254185117
obviously this is a case of a fedora melding itself to one brain taking complete control.
Couple from my AssCreed multiplayer days, wish I had saved them.
>AC: Brotherhood
>Knife stunning, drop stunning, corner stunning, smoke bomban, chargan erry day
>Get message
>"I bet your mom is so proud to have spawned a dickless, laggy, cheating turd like you"
>respond with 'gg m8 :)'
>AC:3 (that game a shit by the way)
>Having a pretty good game, Jewbisoft removed some of the tactics from Brotherhood so I don't do as well in this game but whatever
>Get voice message from guy I've been killing a lot
>voice sounds like 15 year old Asian or maybe Russian
>"Y-you are the faking shities player fak u man"
I need to get into Black Flag multiplayer.
>>254195308
Why can't tripfaggots be this hated on /sp/? They are infinitely more cancerous over there.
>>254203319
This must be my favorite hatemail.
>>254187494
>playing wow
>>254190825
>ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
>>254203393
Hurrrr I like watching people chase a ball around guys!
>>254203792
They're only more cancerous over there because they don't have their filthy existences kept in line with regular hate.
>kill a guy in DaS2 after a 13 minute fight
>broke all his gear with corrosive acid
>send him a message about how long the fight was
>he says git gud
>reply no u
>he spergs the fuck out
I like when people who lose tell you that you suck, especially after you kill their phantoms.
>>254193468
>Playing the beta for Blacklight: Retribution with a friend.
>Rages at everything, shouting and making a general ruckus over the mic.
>Everything goes quiet
>Everyone thinks that he got so mad he left
>Hear him sobbing over the mic
>Says he punched his keyboard and broke his wrist.
I miss him. He left after that.
>>254204606
>that fucking gamertag
>>254204131
Hurr I like pretending to shoot people in games guys!
>>254201884
Yep
>mid-late 2000s
>Play maplestory with buddy
>Professional scamming duo (at our height used to steal like 3~4 accounts full of stuff per day)
>He meets some girl in lith harbor
>Decides he wants to scam her for some reason even though she's poor as hell (relatively)
>He scams her
>He convinces her somehow that if she gives him the rest of her items he will return all her stuff
>She does
>He doesn't
>Tells her that the only way he will return her stuff is if takes nudes and uploads them and links him
>She does
>He still doesn't give back items
>Never heard from her again
I'm sorry, random asian girl. My friend was a dick.
>>254192075
>rabini
>italian
Mamma mia.
>>254184142
Back when Black Ops was out, I was playing S&D with a friend. A guy on the other team kept talking a ton of shit. After we won, I made a joke about his favorite hockey team (it was his avi).
He quit and over the next 6 hours, sent a total of 51 voice messages to me, just screaming about random shit. It was hilarious. By the time I finally found a way to record all of them with decent quality, they got dumped out of my mail box. Everything has been a disappointment since
>>254203197
>Dueling network
I don't have it saved, but NFLRushZone lives on in our hearts forever.
>>254184823
Are you retarded or stupid or something?
>>254204959
>51 voice messages
Holy shit, thats platinum mad
>>254204757
>The Jewish Icon
>>254204821
>implying i play shooting games
>tfw always good enough in CS to get called a hacker but never good enough to make someone lose their shit like this
I miss being a dick.
>>254184823
Disco IS coming back you twat.
>>254205242
Did you ever play Combat Arms? Even being of moderate skill results in being called a hacker. At the worst of it pretty much everyone not horrible at the game is called a hacker once or more every game.
If your skills are too good you get votekicked from the room.
>>254205242
Use your skills to fuck with people.
You know, play "cheap", and get meta on their asses.
i have gmod how can i fuck with people
>>254205281
>those keybinds
>alliance
>that ui
>using omen
>pulling LFR bosses to wipe the group
seek professional help
>>254205383
No I never did, that sounds fucking hilarious though, I love when 2 shitty players get into a firefight and one gets lucky and wins and immediately gets called a hackers haha
>>254205434
That's true, I should focus more on that. By the way, why does "cheap" sound like such a childish thing to say? When I hear someone say a strategy is cheap it just reminds me of like 9year olds saying it
>>254187494
>getting bullied online
>>254205609
>implying I still play
This one guy was pure assmad concentrate
>>254185117
>people are flinging shit at this as if it's bad
>people would rather have some faggot call them a faggot
You are all the cancer.
>playing runescape years and years ago
>harassing some whore
>threatens us with her boyfriend
very well
>he appears
>gives a nice speech ending with
>you shall now feel my blade
I love that shit.
>>254205148
His descent into madness was so entertaining. At first it was just run of the mill shit talking. Then he started blathering/screaming about complete random shit. After about 35, he lost steam, and just started talking to himself and then saying he was checking in. I never once responded either which made it more hilarious
>>254205903
He was a real vet.
>>254205903
looks like you got fucked anon. isnt it a bit retarded to post incriminating evidence.
>invading in dark souls 1
>dukes archives
>invade a Faggot with two Summons who killed all the mobs in the entire library
>run to the Golem outside
>long fight occurs, me and golem vs 2 summons while host spams magic
>backstab anyone who attacks the golem while dodging the hosts magic
>a summon attacks me and gets killed by the golem
>host kills golem as I kill his other summon
>jump through some soul arrows and Stunlock the host
>kill him and immediately get bombarded with messages all relating to "git gud" or "using npc = your gay"
>>254205882
Because 9 year olds are the only ones who can say it with a straight face.
>>254206004
The guy was probably playing from a mental ward
>>254205903
>gets 1v1d
>reports the other person
>>254206148
The most fun I had in Douk's was getting all the butterflies to attack the host. Dickwraithing at its finest
>>254206109
I did get rekt, I wont deny, but that guy was platinum mad if I ever saw. He went on for a few more paragraphs.
WoW was srs bsns I guess. I think he later apologized and said he was angry because his sister died or something. I lol'd
Part 1/2
Can't find it anywhere, but my cousin hosted this one game on GTA Online and we kept killing him, and he messaged me saying he'd hit me with a brick if I met him in real life.
Probably 4 years old.
>>254206340
>impyling you wouldn't report a guy spamming you in all caps
I take it you're a cuck irl?
part2/2
>>254199280
>no edgehogging
>banning King Dedede
>only some of the items are banned rather than all of them
>playing with fucking smash balls
why do you even keep a banned list if you play with items?
>today
>looking for minecraft server, join one "for girls by girls xDD"
>mind own business, gather supplies, start house
>have shit ton of stuff
>some girl throwing a fit
>ask if her crap got griefed
>she gets pissed
>"DON'T CALL IT CRAP!"
>bans me
>banned: reason: i hate u
>>254206662
Moving to some DS.
Dunno why he thought I was a ruskie.
>>254198169
>sound threads
That was some fun shit
Why moot, why?
>>254206840
>women in power of anything
>>254206984
I liked this guy. He kept it simple.
>>254185117
NNNEEEERRRD
REQUESTING ONE PICTURE
it's from a XBL profile, I don't remember what it says exactly but I remember it says "I cry myself to sleep every night" at the end
>>254189929
Does this man think that you shit from your dick?
>>254206840
Pff, girls. Who needs 'em
>>254200723
Yes, this rises the fire.
>>254184823
fucking faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9dIEeYSklc
>Somebody will never get THIS mad at you
>Am a bit jealous
>>254205281
>those keybinds
holy shit
>>254185117
fucking white people man
>>254197141
I would report that guy to the police
>>254184142
I dont know where else to put this. So ill put it here.
>>254185117
Some God-tier fedora autism right here.
>>254185117
Son sounds like such a fucking virgin.
Interrupting people cybering was always a goldmine.
>>254208446
>get invaded for the first time in the sewers
>PM the guy because it's my first time there and I'm lost
>shit dude I'm lost gimme a minute
>find him, he's idling
>stand in front of him and wait until he comes back
>thanks for waiting
>>254208604
if we're doing roblox mail i have a ton from when i used to play with my sister.
dumping
>>254208606
>those people who wait
Bless you.
>>254192075
wat a little greasy white Italian faggot
>>254208446
>>254208604
>>254208773
>unfunny
>clicker
>clicking
>2014
>>254209105
These were around 2 years ago, man.
>>254205063
>Play a burn deck
>People notice it
>They leave immediatly
I love it
dumping
>>254209335
Some of them being 3+ years ago.
>>254206662
youre in the wrong here son. know when to stop.
I save all my fanmail.
I think most of it's from GTA 5.
>>254201712
why should someone call his dad in the first place, i dont get it
>>254209443
>you now realize MoP was realeased on sep 25, 2012
Dont open the images then you butthurt baby.
Never gotten hatemail before. Someone want to send me some?
psn is somuchjelly
>>254209613
Or, you know, dont take an old screenshot so seriously, autismo.
>son
Please stop posting any time. I was there, you weren't.
>>254209443
>still playing WoW to the point where you get mad at clickers
Hows the ded game?
>>254191409
good, they've fucking sucked. Spam garbage
>>254184823
wat
>>254210254
i haven't played wow since last winter
why the fuck wouldn't i be mad? people like him are the reason LFR was made and literally ruined the game
>>254210431
>why the fuck wouldn't i be mad?
>ever admitting to being mad
You know you just made him happier, yeah?
>>254210879
Isn't it great?
>>254210996
No. It's awful. I love reading this retarded shit. Only a god damn retard would take such stupid threats seriously.
>>254186991
Topkek
>>254184823
that must be the worst analogy I've ever read
>>254189929
He's going to shit down your mother's asshole?
>>254191187
>is black
>thinks that he's better than everyone
>>254189929
He's going to shit down your mother's asshole, though his own dick?
>>254206662
Ohhh please blizzard, please protect my butt from all the hurt!
>>254204606
>>254204757
>Zone: Underground
Beginning to see a pattern here.
>>254190564
>oberfurher
/pol/ plays DS?
>>254193723
You'll manage, anon. You're a beautiful person and you'll find your own special place some day.
>>254191187
>/pol/ turns out to be self hating black man
>>254212271
>not reporting to inconvenience people with temp bans
girls lol
>>254207598
>spark mandrill
>be forest hunter
>get killed by trespasser
>"oh, well"
>get hate mail after losing
>>254213274
What was it?
>>254190825
>>254204072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wiKqBgsp4A
>implying that's not how it actually works
>>254211130
Only a god damn retard would make such serious threats so stupidly.
>>254214058
I found your ip and now i know where you live, im gonna come kill you and your dogDo you actually believe me?
>>254197141
>TFW a winx-club loving fag sent 4 dudes to threaten to kill me
>>254214252
No. But stupid people are stupid. Just because there's an internet connection between us doesn't make it any less stupid to make them same kind of threats in person.
>>254213274
>>254213510
All this.
>>254200806
I made this a long time ago
>>254190172
>now heres a god of war wallpaper faggot
Well, I dunno about hatemail, but
>be playing Left 4 Dead 2 VS
>Be on winning team; we're kicking ass and coordinating our tactics
>Opposing team gets salty and accuses us of cheating; using Aimbot, etc.
>Teams get rebalanced one round
>One of my former opponents proceeds to kill me and incapacitate my teammates. Fucker throws a molotov in my face
Why does that game's community have to be such garbage?
>>254192457
>Use Moonlight Butterfly wings
>Try to coop with friend
>"I'll put my sign near the bonfire in the No-Man's Wharf, I'll sneak it near the entrance to that cave"
>Someone summons me
>It's not my friend
>Some random faggot
>He bows
>I crystal out
>Get message
>"Where you get dem wings??"
I wonder why he wasn't mad. I just blatantly fucking bailed on him.
>>254190064
>'wow nice body shot fucking fag guess ur too busy fucking dudes at the truck stop to get some fucking skill you fucking moron'
>>254214463
Threats alone shouldn't be prosecutable. if some fucking drunk or some fucking 13 year old came up to you and told you they were going to rape your mother would you actually take them the least bit seriously?
There should actually have to be proof of intent.
>>254193041
>tell him to RTFM
Read The Fucking Manga?
it's not exactly hate mail, but i was invited to this steam group after killing someone in dark souls 2
>>254190690
>and a few am radio stations
Everytime
>>254196325
>LOOK AT ME I'M A TEETOTAL!! FIRST YOU DRINK, THEN YOU SMOKE, NEXT YOU'LL DO DRUGS!!
>>254215218
People also should be fucking considerate and think before they open their fat fucking mouths and spouting this kind of garbage. I know it's fucking a lot to ask, but shit.
>>254215970
>view picture
>>254215917
Guess what some people are children.
>>254216096
it was actually a picture of a man with his own cock shoved up his ass
>>254216268
That's impressive.
>>254200806
>mlp background
>>254215218
There has to be. Stop talking out of your ass.
>>254192227
>>254217013
>Michael Jackson
>mlp
Not sure if I'm doing this right...
>>254215970
>why momy why
>>254217341
whatever, both are aimed to children
It disappoints me that PC gamers are so civilized that they won't send knee-jerk messages.
Consoles should die so everyone migrates to PC and we have all types coeexising.
>>254194275
Is that girl okay?
>>254218815
No, she'll never walk again.
>>254207598
Have you ever been so mad that the only thing you could do to convey it was play a megaman boss' theme?
>>254196021
101% straight male here
goddamn bowie has always been so sexy
>>254219125
;_;
>>254219173
>mega man boss theme
>it's actually a stage theme
>>254219654
f*ck off r*tard
>>254202613
you're both awful
>>254192590
For some reason that name sounds extremely familiar to me too.
>>254217741
If only that where true, voice chat in online games is so terrible.
>>254220459
Sent a bunch of somewhat famous emails exuding critical amounts of butthurt.
>>254187078
>asking someone for a 1v1 and saying top lel are 4chan memes
Okay.
>>254186861
>playing wow
>using maymays
>>254205997
It's fucking pathetic. You're the cancer for allowing losers like that to thrive.
Make fun of them and move on.
All this hatemail reminds me of something that happened to me years ago
>video games shop, with PCs in the back
>always lots of players, fun times were had
>that player comes in
>a red-haired gross guy who claimed he was in the "Belgium top 10 at Counter-Strike"
>insists everyone starts playing CS
>no problem, lots of people, we're preparing a 4vs4
>that guy ends on the opposite team
>every time he is against me, he dies
>"Wooh, who is that guy ?"
>"it's me. Problem, Mister Top Ten ?"
>"Yeah, stop cheating"
>"Fine. You, check the computer during the next three games. You'll see if I cheat or not"
>during those three games, I own him
>"Pffff, I'm sure you're cheating"
>"If you say so"
>"You couldn't beat me otherwise"
>"Wanna try it ?"
We organized a little 1vs1, 20 kills on a little map with weapons on the ground on every side. I won 20-3, while having to change computer twice due to new cheating accusations.
>"I told you to stop cheating"
>"And I never did. Admit there are people better at this game than you"
>"What, you want to fight ?"
>"Wait, seriously ?"
>"Yeah, come out of the shop and face me if you're a real man"
>got out of the shop, right in front of the door, turning in front of him
>"Come, now. I am ready."
>he didn't come out for the five following minutes, so I went back in
>"Next time, you'll stop being stupid, kiddo"
>he tries punching me, ends punching an iron bar and making himself bleed
>store owner approaching
>"I've had enough. You (he points that guy). Get out of my shop and never come back, or I'll call the cops"
>"B-but I..."
>"No excuses, I've seen everything. Get the fuck out"
>"I-I-I'll call the cops, you'll see ! Every of you ! And I'll make that shop closed !"
>me having enough of that bullcrap
>"Enough."
>took the guy by the collar, pull him to the door
>"Now, you have two choices. Either we're fighting like you wanted me to do sooner, or you're going away and you never come back. Your choice ?"
>"I-I-I-I"
>"YOUR CHOICE ?"
>he ran
>>254184823
>>254222614
this has been another thrilling edition of "things that really happened". be sure to stay tuned for "leaks from my dad who works for nintendo" at 9.
>>254223191
Congrats, you made me laugh.
>>254190254
what game you were playing?
>>254222614
You forgot the part where you got a girlfriend and she laughed at him.
Some fedora in dark souls
>>254224353
>>254224353
>>254224523
If you're gonna RP, the least you can do is use correct grammar and punctuation.
>>254194159
I never knew my father....DAT REVEAL THOOOOOO
>>254197396
Fuck. Fuck that...
> Know how to speak Russian
> Been looking for a place with webms with sound
> Read your post
> Visit 2ch for the first time
> First webm is a screamer.
I mean, fuck, srsl..