If life was an RPG, what would be your class?

commoner

Troll/Outcast/Pirate

Wizard

/thread

Jesus OP, make a better thread next time.

If you aren't a wizard you shouldn't be on /v/

>>254139227
Thief.
I'm klepto as fuck.
I steal something almost any time I'm in a store. Be it something simple like chapstick, or something like $40 worth of crab legs.
I have a problem, CLEARLY, but I've also never been caught.
So
Uh
Thief.

>>254139605

ayy lmao

>>254139227
Dwarf

>>254139227
cock smith

>>254139227
Technomancer? Is that a class?

>A very femenine, delicate male healer.

manlet :)))

>>254139227
a fucking loser piece of shit that can't doing anything right

>>254139227
Nigger

>>254140097
That's a long class title

Fat miserable balding fuck.

rogue/thief/archer

>>254139963
So you'd be the typical beta male attention whore, great.

>>254139767

I hope you're at least stealing from large companies and not small boutiques or something.

White Mage/Chemist, because some test I just took said so.

shop keeper

>>254140097
>a fucking loser piece of shit that can't doing anything right
>doing

You're good at it.

Dovakiin c:

>>254140314
Hey we could be like a caravan in Fire Emblem

>>254140097
what a coincidence, that's my class too.

>>254139227
sell sword or wizard, duh

Class: Whatever the jack of all trades is
Job: Merchant

>>254139227

Engineer, but I'm just a shitty I.T. guy so I'd be a bad engineer.

>>254139227
rogue/bandit

knife wielder masterrace

>>254139227

A paladin.

But a chill and sarcastic one whose always good in a clutch and there for his buddies.

>>254139227
everyone here would be wizards anon

Lazy piece of shit

Dwarf
>Short guy with huge beard, work in a welding and fabrication shop.

>>254140702
So you'd be bad at it, gotcha.

Hacked God of Everything (Adolescent Anti-hero Fantasy)

>>254139227

pretentious arrogant faggot

so I'll go with Hig Elf

Warrior priest.

Lesser classes need not reply.

>>254140873
>class

Deprived

Petty Thief

A really terrible bard

>>254140808

Maybe, but being a stick in the mud tends to rub most groups the wrong way.

Warrior monks don't always have to be played like that.

>>254139227
loser

>>254140774
>>254140873
>class

>>254139227
Merchant. im an accountant, last game that i remember having one was Bravely Default? anyone know some others?

Thief. every time I do my shopping I steal cheese becuase it is expensive as fuck.

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>>254140097

;_;

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Prospector

I like finding shit in weird places

>>254141048
maplestory

I'd try alchemy but ultimately peasant.

Scholar. Only useful in an MMO setting since my only IRL power is carrying authority over idiot teenagers.

>>254141051
You and me both, brother

Virgin

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I'm a cute little wizard girl
>tfw no rerolls irl

>>254140276
Oh absolutely.
Wal-Marts and Fry's 'n shit.
Nah nah nah I don't try and be a dick about it.

>>254141354
No you aren't.

>>254141014
>Not quoting scripture for every dilemma
I guess you could be sarcastic sometimes if your god is chill but you should probably be ready to convert heathens either into believers or corpses.

>>254141447

no u

Cleric Made

>>254141537
Compelling defense, but neither of us are.

I'm forever stuck at the class selection screen

>>254139227
Support

Alchemist I guess since I am a chem major

>>254141421
How do you even steal from Fry's? They got people all over the place and they check you when you leave the building.

>>254141635

Defend this!


_??_
( . .) / *unsheathes katana*

>>254139227
The class that's good at pulling stuff out of his ass.
Rogue?

>>254139227

NEET.

>>254139227
Rogue
>Over-analyzing shit
>Designing a strategy around things
>Having an out for everything
>Constantly observing my surroundings

>>254139376
second. commoner

Alchemist or War Mage/Spell Sword

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>>254141354

>you'll never be a cute girl

why even continue to live

>>254141840
Rogue's don't necessarily do the ass-pulling so much as they are conscious of their own weaknesses and design a strategy around making up for them.

A mixed build. Thief with casting and summoning abilities to fall back on in a pinch. Think Dishonored.

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Theif.

>>254141812
That must just be your area or something.
Mine are very easy to steal from if you're not a fucking idiot.
I mean, ok, mine does have people around the store stocking stuff and everything, but there are tooooons of blind spots.
And jsut to verify, we're talking about Fry's Grocery not Electronics, right?
I wouldn't risk Electronics.

Hunter
>distant
>aloof
>hang out with the dogs at social gatherings

>>254141819
*unsheathes dick*
Good luck.

>>254139227
Mahou Kishi

non-player character

>>254139227
An random city folk that only spews out a single line, walks in a predetermined path and wears the most simple of clothes.

>>254141039
Dwarves and elves were classes in early DnD

>>254142058
Oh i was talking about the electronics. That place keeps their shit on lockdown.

>>254142068
*tips fedora*

>>254139227
Cannon Fodder

>>254142058
>fry's groceries
what the fuck

>Know how to do lots of shit, but mediocre at everything

Red Mage it is.

>Skeleton Artist

Bard it is.

>>254141840
You're looking for sorcerer.

>>254142010
QT anime girls are nothing like real girls. Real girls bleed everywhere and all that shit. its gross.

Jew

>>254139227
healer because medfag

>>254142058
Not him but I've never even heard of a fry's groceries before.

How do you feel about payday 2 and it's stealth system?

>>254141819
>>254142069
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH!

Probably a Paladin.

Not one of those hardcore, "I cleanse thee for it is the will of the Gods" paladins. Just one that roams around with his greatsword, keeping things peaceful and nice. It's a shame that a lot of Paladins get tugged down with the whole 'ultimate lawful good' classification.

>>254139227
A lovable handsome rogue

>>254142058
>Fry's Grocery
Where the fuck do you live?

>>254142234
It'd probably be easier to steal from their shipping warehouse than an actual store. But I'm sure there'd be plenty of security there as well.

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>>254142420
>Forgetting to post an image

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Cleric

>>254140387
oh god i can't stop

>>254142489
Well thats sort of the point of Paladins is to be a holy avenger of justice.

>>254142339
If we're talking FFTA Red Mage you can learn Doublecast.

you're all faggots and stop pretending not to be.

Thief

I don't actually like thieves as a class, I just happen to make my money in frowned upon ways. Blame the economy.

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>>254139767
jameis go to bed

Useless.

lol.

So, I would be a villager without having hidden stat gains.

>>254142489
You're a neutral good fighter
Being a paladin implies you enforce the laws of some divinity

>>254142776
ok bend over

>>254139227
adventurer.

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>>254142562
>Not saving it as a reaction image to remind criminal scum of your presence
Pleb

Monk.
I'm bald.

Muscle Mage

I have a feeling everyone who picked thief is under the age of 16

>>254142489

You're just a filthy murder hobo warrior.

>>254139227

Engineer I joined the US Army a few days ago as a 12R

>>254141840
you mean the Manwhore class?

>>254139227
Wizard or Rogue, thrown in some Archery if I ever get moneys.

Priest.

>>254139227
magical engineer. Because work and also a 27 virgin

Assassin / thief

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>>254142312
>>254142518
If you guys have a Kroger's Grocery around or some shit, it's the same thing.

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>>254142976
...then pay with your blood...
*unsheathes sword*

rapist because I am male

>>254143048
Or there are just more black people on /v/ than you realize.

>>254139227
A bard's life is for me, I have a part time job as a stand up comedian

By the way faggots, you're supposed to say what you WOULD be, not what you WANT to be. So all you idiots saying paladin better be 7 foot tall judges or something

>>254142489
You are a warrior then. You act mostly the same but you are more paid by the state rather than the church. You'd be more pragmatic looking for your town rather than idealism and fanaticism

Hermit.

Come to my cave and I'll tell you why everything is so shit.

"stupid ugly nerd loser who nobody likes and nobody will ever love and who will die alone and afraid"

>>254143364
I'll use your pessimism to formulate new spells, or steal your shit...

>>254143304
Or white suburban teenagers who think they're black

>>254139227

>Fantasy

Sorcerer or Wizard

>Sci-Fi

Engineer or Scientist

>>254143276
Strawman we don't want you here

>>254143415
sounds comfy

Trickster.

>>254143415
"rogue" is a simpler term for that

>>254143592
this isn't Indian RPG son.

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merchant

>>254142701
>Doublecast

But anon, that sounds useful, and we can't have that!

>>254143364
Rogue/Theif
I'm black and actually do have a talent for breaking into places. My pickpocketing is solid as long as part of it is sticking out, my huge man hands prevent me from actually going into the pocket.

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Whichever one was underpowered in every way and useless as fuck.

>>254143714
>merchant
>not greatest ally

>>254143627
Its a shitty Fire Emblem class, and prerequisite for thief.

I'll be the oblivious tanky knight with a hammer/mace/axe

>>254139227
I am an elementalist by the name of Winferno Killstorm and i am a loser.

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I'm an accountant.

Slacker

I actively level in reverse until my life spirals out of control

Disappointment.

>>254142489
Nah guys, this man is a knight

He keeps the peace and he's a good guy but he's not very bumtight

Paladins are paladins because they take the divine law way too seriously and enforce it no matter the cost

The worst one.

Soldier/Human

Because I'm boring as fuck and don't like to have fun.

>class
At least call it a Job so I can make the joke that I'd be jobless.

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>>254139227
This would be my Persona.

I guess a priest/cleric or whatever they call them in rpgs. Because I figure I'm more likely to be the guy raising morale than one of the grunts slugging it out. And I'm already a zealot.

>>254143847
oh.
I figured we were talking about the Trickster Character in Indian folklore.

bard

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>>254139227
>Class
Duelist
>Job
Student

>>254144057
Ow the edge.

a paladin but not a serious one i just want the holy powers

>>254144041

You can just say you're classless and it's equally true.

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>>254144057
I see your Thanatos and raise you a Sisyphus.

>>254144204
What do you do in real life that qualifies you for holy powers and heavy armour training

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>>254139227
supporter because alpha as fuck but still caring about the rest

a neutral good cleric

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>>254142363
The best is to be a qt boy

You can be cute and you still have a butt to use and there is no blood

You have to clean though, but that is all

>>254143741
You can probably get free community college. Enter the tech sector, move to a nice neighborhood, fuck bitches, play video games. Society is great.

>>254143073

Where ya go in for basic/AIT brah? Recently graduated 88K here

Mage Knight Because I'm an indecisive fuck.

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>>254143259
Put your weapon away before you make a serious mistake.

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A chaos knight because fuck paladins and you faggots. I just want gifts from the dark gods and to do my own thing.

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>>254144472
>you're hairy as fuck and will never be a cute grill or boy or anything in this life

Reality is so cruel.

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>>254143985

I'd be an NPC.

>class
Wizard
>job
NEET

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>>254140097
>a fucking loser piece of shit that can't doing anything right
>can't doing
10/10

>>254144057
Yeah, well my persona would get Darkler, YHVH's eviler brother that's even stronger and can nullify all other personas and also allows me to be invincible, use all bankais from Bleach, go SSJ5, and master all ninjutsu.

Bard

I do music stuff.

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>>254144472

>>254144536
The community college I go to the really cheap, it's like $50 per credit

Goof?

My real only skill is being funny. But unfortunately, it's not in an advantageous kind of way, like I couldn't be a standup comic, I'm just... funny.

>>254144472

3D traps a shit though.

>>254144371

dude what does anyone in real life have that. ok im a warehouse working so what should i be? what calass is that

i just want to be a paladin. use blessed hammers with holy shield and teleport around with my enigma and hoto

>>254144684
All those at the bottom are workouts for your ass, right? Would you happen to have a chart for abdominal muscles? I'm not that interested in becoming a little girl, but I'd like not to be a skinnyfag forever.

>>254139767
>$40 dollar worth of crab legs
my fucking sides

I play the ukelele, does that mean I can be a bard?

Seems like it would be so much fun irl, plus bards get all the pussy and support roles are chill as fuck

Tactician
I'm the only one among my friends who is capable of planning shit out.
The only other notable "skill" I have is playing the saxophone.

>>254142025
Makes sense to me, I'm certainly not a DPS class.

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>>254145034
>dude what does anyone in real life have that

I dunno, man, maybe going to a church?

Ice mage
>http://youtu.be/pjmEeJiBlhw

Dragoon. I'm black. I can jump.

>>254144204
Holy powers come from Gods.

Loser class. Special skill - eating Doritos and dropping out of uni

Learns skills at physical skills at half rate and other skills at double rate but can't use them

Dies before level 30, or gets married to poisonous woman/put in prison and lives until level 50-60

>>254145283
ill be a paladin who is corrupted and has necromancer powers

>>254139227
Support.

The kind that when I'm playing in your group you're all "wtf is this guy he doesn't do shit" and then when I'm not around you're all "holy shit we need to get that guy back".

Realistically - a slime
Ideally - necromancer, or a lich. Then I can just hide away from the rest of the world, and enjoy existence with undead buddies.

captcha: spirits andinal

>>254139227
Scout, Medic

>an RPG
>an

Me? Heh. Okay, you asked for it.
Demon overlord, on to surpase Larharl-kun.
-smirk-

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>>254145152
Sadly, I don;t. I only have that pic because it rarely fails to get amusing responses.

I also have Emi's running chart, if ya want it.

>>254143973
This sounds about right for me

>>254145203
>be a bard
>tell retard warriors your giving them powers playing random chords on some instrument
We surely could not of achieved this without you friend.
>get money
>fuck bitches

>>254144684
Is it possible to turn my flabby, flat white boi ass into something to be cherished or am I purely fucked by genetics?

>>254145406
Well. It does exist.

>>254145034
No one

That's why everyone in this thread who says they would be a paladin is full of shit

You would need to be an 8 foot tall, 350lb preacher who gives no fucks and wears very heavy robes to qualify for paladin

You all wouldn't have classes and most of you would be level 1s after 20 something odd years of playing. Your parents are disappointed in you and you've done little to show for all of the privilege you had growing up. You are squandered potential.

Almost every other board has people that have applied themselves and gained useful skills, even from browsing 4chan. However, most of you all are irredeemable level one scrubs.


That said, I'd probably be a holy scribe/priest/monk. /fit/ tier Lawyer with a penchant for writing, meditation, and /out/door activities.

Soldier/Viking/Low level beast master. I currently work at a zoo. I'm sure I could manipulate a chimps and dog to errands.

Bard because fuck yeah strum my lute write poems write tales about great people and fuck bitches all day

>>254145564
Coldsteel, get out.

>>254145564
Don't forget to tip your fedora

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>>254145618
>a legless girl's running chart
Actually, that kind of sounds interesting. Sure, lets see it.

>>254145297
>dropping out of uni
Loser class is the class for me

>>254145618
anon, please don't make woman reject me on the internet.

probably a bard. because i'm useless.

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>>254139227
If I think of an average rpg, risk versus reward type. If I think dark souls however, Full elite knight and completely blood lusted.

>>254139767
I should probably do this. No money and well nobody really pays enough attention anyway

>>254139227

I thought he was wrapped up by a snake.

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>>254145810
No buttsecks included, but optional.

Hunter/Ranger/whatever the living innawoods ranged class is called.

>>254145406
Are you twelve?

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Dark Bard, bitches.

>>254140426
I want to keep my sword though

>>254139227
dunno

nerd class

>>254140426
But anon, don't you want to keep your sword?

>>254145719
I'm just haven't spent my experience points yet

>>254146369
>male mermaid
>not merman

>all those -mancers but no niggermancer in sight

H/10, would not play

>>254146369
i know having 144 classes there's bound to be similarities, but really 3 sentais all labeled A B and C. like what point

>>254146295
Psssjhht. Nothing persona, kid.
*teleports behind you*
*unsheates dark paladin katana*

Well I am depressed and my hatred towards the world is increasing. Nobody understands how I'm suffering and I feel like I'm the only intelligent person in my social circle. Everyone falls for fashion, latest pop music shit and energy drinks. While my friends want to drink and party I prefer reading Nietzsche or other philosophy books at home. Seriously everyone is a damn sheep so I most likely consider myself a Sage or Necromancer

I would be a werewolf.
JK I WAS THE TANNER THE WHOLE TIME! HHAHAAHA

nobody on /v/ plays good board/card games anyways

>>254145719
You're a nigger

i would be a necromancer because i fucked a dead skunk once

>>254146754
Try telling people about how you're suffering, they might want to help.

>>254146938
reported

>>254146846
If I am you're a half blood, son.

>>254146754
You'll grow out of it. I know that shit isn't what you want to hear but you'll find a better place and cope with that shit better eventually

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>lvl 22 bard
>12 years of lessons and practice
>slightly above average at guitar

>>254146754
Autismancer

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>>254145640
Well, only thing you would lose trying is time you could be spending on 4chinz, so why not?

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>>254139767
>$40 worth of crab legs

>>254147107
topfuckingkek

Something like loremaster. I am interesed in almost everything.

>>254147008
You're still a nigger, nigger.

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i'd be the semi important sickly/cripple npc

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>>254146754
Try hanging out with people who aren't idiots then

>>254147127
>you will never steal $40 worth of crab legs and a chapstick for your waifu

Knight/fighter/warrior/monk, any of these.

In MMORPGs I gravitate towards something that can tank hits but I can play them all. Personal tier list is phys. damage tank > healer > phys. dps > magic dps.

Fuck mages, necromancers and all that other shit.

>>254139227
What class would i be why i would be my Peenis weenis :D get it my Peeenis Weenis is the class i would be :D
You asked what class i would be and i would be my Peeenis Weenis :D get itfdb463yh b790k hhsdfdfgmjn

>>254139227
I don't get a class. Just a filler NPC.

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Troubadour

>>254144603
Fort Leonardwood in October

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>>254146754
>That whole post.
>That namedrop.

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>>254150396
>This guy is now 20 and probably still just as autistic

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>>254139227
Beastmaster.

I own 3 cats, 4 dogs, 22 chickens, 5 pigs, 2 cows, 3 horses, 7 turtles, 6 raccoons, a couple of foxes, god knows how many field mice, a very talkative rooster and one very grumpy wife.

Yes, my last name is Macdonald, and I do own a farm. I ain't old though.

Monster girl, yes we do exist, yes I like big black D, no I don't want yours. Don't hit on me, silly heroes.

>>254151143
EIEIO

Dick ass thief

Bard. Appreciated by everyone and extremely useful. Life is great /v/

assassin.

>>254139227
A little late, but: A pirate
>commercial fish for a living in the summer
>birds love me
>can grow a great beard

Monk. A somewhat dickish monk with a penchant for dick punching/cunt punting evil doers, but a monk none the less.

Flame Mage
Pugilist or Berserker
Halberd Warrior
Warlock

I'm a reasonably well paid and well trained security worker so I suppose a decent/expensive sell sword.

>>254143917
Severely underrated post. Also, great game

>>254141819
-grabs by throat-
back the fuck off?!?!?!

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>creepy losers who hang around walmart taking creeper pics of random people

>>254142617
>>254143985
Sure is Warhammer in here.

The defining trait of a Paladin is that they choose to do good no matter the situation, not that they're enforcers to a divinity or authority of some kind.

>>254147380
Fuck you, faggot. Dr. Pepper is GOAT.

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>>254139227
An NPC

>>254153698
>blashpemy
Go play a knight

>>254139767
>$40 dollars worth of crab legs

Fuck it, i'll bite, how did you pull this off exactly? Did you just shove them in your coat/pants and walk out?

>>254155058
I would, but I'm a weak small nerd and don't lift. I'd probably get anihilated.

>>254139227
Merchant or Bard.

>>254155424
Well work out then silly

Forensic scientist, so either an alchemist or a necromancer I guess. I actually wanted to do a D&D campaign about lawful Necromancers starting a CSI unit once.
If I'm being realistic though I'd say a layabout.

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Monk.

Professional boxer.

Merchant so I can make money.

Or plower of fields.

>>254139227

Starving peasant with the tiny bit of hope that he might be drafted in the demon lord's army and by some divine miracle survive, gaining riches in the process.

>>254139227
Samurai

>>254139227
red mage

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>>254139767
Me too, but I nearly got arrested once. That turned me off it, now i only steal to sell for money, not fun.

Things I've stolen: Multiple Sennheiser's, multipke car GPSes I sold off, wireless sony headphones, a Wii U, about 20 PS3/3DS from Best Buy (only older/cheaper games with no security device). Also a bunch of clothes from Target.

The Wii U was definitely the hardest to steal from Best Buy, but I did it. Learning to slip off spiderwire is very useful if youre a klepto.

>>254139227
anti mage
fuck all these people who say "wizzard

>>254139227
Bard/Diplomat

I would be the sword and board dude bent on protecting his allies while putting his life in risk.

>>254157161
>white knight

Jester

something like bard with high dex and goofy jokes instead of musical talent

Blacksmith or Ranger.

I weld and enjoy knives and bows.

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Wizard

soon

>>254157230
Nah, men. Shit ain't like that. I'm just very loyal.

>>254145203
>>254145639
Fuck you're right. Bard is master race. Dandelion gets all the wiminz and has badass friends to keep him out of trouble like Geralt and Zoltan. I mean, I have no friends but I'm sure once I start telling warrior folk that listening to my music is like taking bull-shark testosterone I'll make some.

>>254157161
You my nigga. Sword and board all day baby. Just try to break through my shield fuckers.

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Red Mage, I Could Kill things with sword, set things on fire, and heal people.

Lanky rogue master race

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Advisor if that's a class.
Remember that dirty Jew that was poisoning the King of Rohan in LOTR?

I'd be that.

Druid. I am all over that primalistic aesthetic.

>>254139227
Ginger

>254158851
Whats wrong with Gingers.

>>254139227
Internet Wizard

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thief

>>254139227
Probably a fat wizard.

Perverted artist

agent

Blightmancer.

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>>254155424
Join the bard master race. We can inspire the feeblest of warriors and melt the coldest of sorceresses.

>>254140426
buy sword. Tell price

Knight with greatshield & lance

Pretty much the "guardian" of my group of friends as it is, so that would fit me the most

>>254161985
shut up

>>254161985
>Greatshield
>Shields generally ever

Enjoy dying horribly

>>254162046
>Not being able to protect yourself and the ones behind you at the same time
>being this much of a faggot

Roguefag detected

>>254139227
Archeress probably.

Wandering ronin with a cursed katana

>>254145283
>Gerome Highwind
I'd play that shit.

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>>254139227
I'd be a monk

>>254144863
Just throwing this out there but getting your ass fingered while getting a blowjob is an unmatched feeling

You don't have to be gay, girls have fingers and mouths

>>254164719
>girls have fingers and mouths
yeah but not butts

If im born into a family of wealth and some status and lazy as fuck and fat what am i for a class

>>254139227
I'd be an NPC. Yeah even in my own life RPG.

>>254167486
pathetic priviliged virgin

>>254167486
Nobleman class

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/v/ - Video Games

My love is like a truck

>>254167486
You're that one NPC who gives others quests and pays them gold

>>254167670
Berzerker

tavern hooker

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>>254139227
>Outcast/Wanderer
Probably, can't be sure on the detail.

>>254167732
Do you want to make some fuck?
I just realized I fucked up

>>254139227
Unclassed.

Because I am a neet and have no skills.

>>254140097
shit, i rolled the same thing

>>254140097

Don't be so hard on yourself, anon.

>>254167486
Ultimate Gentleman

>>254160619
But bards are metaphorically gay.
I can't even play anything worth a shit, so it doesn't even matter.

I'll just spec fully into knitmancery then get mad because that's even more gay.
I just want to be able to shank fuckers with a sword, is that too much to ask?

>>254139227
Scout, I'm pretty good with telescopes and I got some light swords, as well as I love pistols and shotguns.

Deprived

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Technomancer's apprentice computer science student

Jester

>>254169149
*tips fedora*

Alchemist I guess

> bartender irl

>>254139227
Bard, I mostly get by just making people laugh, telling stories and shit. I've made a lot of friends, only way I survive really is off of a big network of favor.

Though if life was an RPG, I'd more likely be the guy who gets the main characters together.

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>>254139227
If are talking about classic classes/jobs/roles, probably thief.


>not smart enough to be a wizard/mage
>not naturally strong or good at fighting/sport to be a warrior
>can't into music very well for bard
>archery isn't my deal, or any kind of shooting really
>pretty unnoticeable
>not exactly extremely cunning but probably better at staying alive then casting magic or cutting people up with a sword


I dont really have any affinity with anything, I would probably just be a thief. I don't steal things IRL from people but I have jacked shit from companies/gotten a few services for free through deciet, snuck into hotels and got free breakfast, ect.

I assume magic would be pretty hard and although I'm not unfit I'm not like a pro athelete/fighter (which I assume would be required to be a warrior or some kind of RPG fighting class)

Badass Monk

Medic. S'what I do. Except in real life I at least get paid for it.

>>254146754
*tips fedora*

>>254139767
>something like $40 worth of crab legs.
Imagine you're in a store and you catch some fat faggot walking out with crab legs? I'd probably let the guy go, he obviously has some sort of problem

giant small size

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peasant that turns into a wizard in the near future

;_;

what's the class for "neet"?

>>254179765
outcast

Wizard Apprentice. Soon I'll be enlightened.

>>254139767
Im just going to go out of a limb here and say that plenty of people saw you, but thought "Theres no goddamn way that anyone would steal $40 worth of crablegs, he probably bought it when I wasnt looking"

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apprentice pizza guy quest giver who gives you stat boosting pizza in exchange for short escort quests

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A ranger/archer with all his points in str, a fuckup that keeps his distance and can't even hit his targets

>>254156927
How the fuck can you manage to sneak all that shit out?

rogue/mage/anything that has shitty armor but good dodge or something, because im too much of a pussy to take any sort of damage/pain in real life

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Cleric and not the heavy armor and mace kind of cleric. The "suffering gibbering wreck that can answer why you are what you are at any significant turn of your existence and what is it that your friends are hiding from you" kind of cleric. Some deity dedicated to exposure of secrets and making sure the truth is always known, that blesses its followers with minor to major precognition powers and intrinsic understanding of motives of other intelligent humanoid creatures in exchange for slowly draining their life away. They get to live longer if they expose carefully hidden secrets, no matter their nature, so several of those showing up in areas where major political powers are concentrated usually are very bad news because making sure all of your secrets are exposed is what keeps them alive. Or a psyker, the wh40k one.

>>254180182
i think the term is warlock

>>254180016
http://www.iltasanomat.fi/ulkomaat/art-1288491463007.html
>some gypsy managed to steal a 42 inch tv, smuggled in her dress, gets cought at the nearby bus stop when they noticed a tv missing

gypsies get a +10 on sleight of hand and sneaking, too bad for the -5 intelligence and speech

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>>254180182

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>>254146754
>this nigga

>>254139840
>Dwarf
>class

>>254180320
What game system? Because that seems quite far from the conventional RPG-defined warlocks. They usually deal with demons and shit.

>>254143917
Either this or a tactician.

Just give me the situation and a piece of paper and I'll tell you what to do.

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>>254180016
Well, most of the time I would just sneakily put it into a backpack for things like the headphones once I made sure to remove any security devices; keeping an eye on store employees and security cam location was crucial to making sure I never got caught at this specific store. Then I just tried to walk out quickly and not revisit the store for a week. Spacing out 'visits' is also important, the time I nearly got arrested I had stolen two GPSes from a Target, then tried to go the next day to steal more (they were selling at $150 a pop on the internet surprisingly, seemed like easy spare cash). I guess because I was there the day before, they expected me. So that was a fuckup, even though I did manage to steal a ton of shit from that Target before they nearly caught me. The Wii U however, was a whole operation.

First of all, I have to explain the setting. This Best Buy is in a mall with a grocery store in it. This grocery sells large, reuseable bags with the grocery store logo on it; so if you happened to be walking around with it in Best Buy, it would just look like you were carrying groceries. I went to this Best Buy during a sale, so it was very crowded as well.

Basically at this Best Buy (it was in Canada, I've heard it's more heavily secured in America); they had a boxed Wii U out on display by the Wii U kiosk. It had spiderwire on it, the idea being you take the console, go up to the counter and purchase it. I took it, walked around the store while slowly slipping off the spiderwire, went into a corner where I saw few security cameras, pulled the reusable grocery bag from my jacket pocket, put the Wii U box inside the bag, walked around for about 1 minute then left the store. Didn't revisit for about a month, but I've gone since and they don't seem to notice me as anyone suspicious.

>>254180858
i know that most warlocks deal with demons but i dont think ive ever seen a single warlock not use a drain life spell or another spell that drains their own

>>254164416
pfft that obvious lift up

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I wouldn't mind just being a nice mace wielding town guard that everyone likes