>You will never go out for food with your favorite vidya characters.
>you will never sniff palutenas farts for breakfast
>You will never have a conversation with Chell over burgers.
>You will never get to thear badass war stories from Doomguy, and rip and tear your nuggets in half.
>You will never be kicked by Duke's mighty boot, and eat shit into the ground.
>You will never feel Lara Croft's baps in a McDonald's bathroom.
I ate candy with my friend who dressed as Link for Halloween one time.
Does that count? He carried one of those glowing ball toys Mexicans sell at parties on the side of the street and pretended it was Navi if that helps
Eggman would eat my shit when my back is turned then make me foot the bill.
I wanna watch a scary movie with Yoshi and then go out to dinner.
>there will never be a Captain Falcon sitcom
>Palutena will never sit on your lap and shart in your jorts
I think it's one of those "Any publicity is good publicity things". Even if you think they're ugly as shit, people still remember them for being personified Happy Meal Boxes. So kids are going to want to buy the Happy Meal as much for the box as they are the meal.
>will never treat her to dinner away from the Lumas, just the two of us
>will never stop by that one bubble planet that naturally produces bubble tea for the hell of it
>will never snuggle on the couch and share hot cocoa with while at Ice World
>There is no face for this.