What is the worst vidya cartoon of all time?
My vote goes to either the Darkstalkers cartoon or the Super Mario Brothers Super Show
No other video game cartoon did as much lasting damage as this one.
>ugh i hate the western one because it has lips, and it doesn't have dumb gook eyes like in muh anime. and it doesn't show tits.
what about good vidya cartoons
chinese cartoons are still cartoons
Which darkstalkers cartoon? The JP one? Because if that's it i would have to agree. At least the american one looks strong and independent. The japan one just looks like a cheap blowup doll, yikes. Leave it to japan to turn everything into an anime, what's next? Does it have Naughty Tentacles too?
The whole point of a succubus is to be attractive.
You can dismiss JP Morrigan all you want, but US Morrigan looks more like an old woman wearing a succubus costume to feel young again than a demon meant to extract your life force via sex.
You didn't use the word "problematic" yet.
Morrigan DOES look good in some scenes of the cartoon
then ignore the shitposting and post good vidya cartoons
I just posted one...
she looks more detailed in other scenes but that's not too attractive
The west has always worshipped "realism" so all of the talent ends up in film / movies / 3D Pixar type shit, or doing grimdark realistic comics.
Basically they're as rare as good Japanese or Korean movies.
Do that again, this time with more feeling.
You have to BELIEVE that you're from Tumblr, feel it.
>I just posted one...
Oh wow, that's sad.
Guess that's the best you got, huh?
Neither is as good as the Darkstalkers 1 Bengus art.
But the thread is about bad ones.
We post the bad ones.
The lowest of shitposters. Worse than baneposters, worse than people who call things "fedoracore" outside of /mu/, worse than viralfags, are those posters who sperg when they see a Tumblr filename.
>Actually defending that abomination
Butt ugly womyn detected.
>Too much of a degenerate to ignore your libido long enough to register plot?
Good fucking God you are trying way too hard
The blue cat lady had some nice dialogue but that's kinda all it had going for it
>go to exhentai and turn off everything but western
Don't do it nigga
>Not liking old-school Capcom fighting game anatomy
I bet you like your Felicias scrawny, too.
Wasn't even complaining.
Fuck this thread
what if I just really like Rockman.EXE and watching a low-quality show is worth it if he's in it
>you now realize that the left has blonde hair and blue eyes
>mfw this is the first thing I saw
I wasn't ready.
furry > kemono
kemono is all muscular faggots
Except when he was with that kid
Actually, the American one looks closer to the actual depiction of medieval succubi.
>all western porn is bad
I don't have an answer to that question, but you and it are both retarded.
I found this show unpleasant to watch. It would actually pain me when I saw it on television.
Isn't Morrigan supposed to be a villian? If I'm getting this wrong please let me know, because usually in a cartoon you usually make the villians look ugly or something of the genre, I don't know
They've tried, but it always ends up looking too good to pass for western.
I liked it every time Sonic would do a sikk solo and blast shit with his guitar. Everything else about the show is a blur, but I don't think I enjoyed anything other than the dope riffs.
Anti-Hero. She helps just because it's fun/convenient.
It was fucking terrible.
I only remember the episode where they kill a baby, but that's it, although I later re-watched some of the episodes, and there was this one episode where it had Knuckles in it, and they need to put the Chaos Emerald back together or something, that was an alright episode
the standards of beauty change over time that succubus woulda been smokin to some peasant back in the day.
Look at that, huge protruding tits and a back strong enough to hold up the roof. Plow fields with her all day then plow er at night.
That's wasn't so bad, you have to consider the fact that at the time the Zelda rules/formula weren't estabilished, so people at the time were just going by what they knew, I also give it some credit because it made Zelda cool
Morality isn't really clear cut in Darkstalkers seeing as the characters are all monsters who exist outside the human realm so their motives are sort of alien. But Morrigan's one of the less malevolent ones. That said, she is one of the "bad guys" in the cartoon.
HE'SA HERE TO GIVEAUS DA AIDS MARIO! WHADDAWE DO?!
because in 99% of the cases its terrible
most times you have a blonde girl with baloons for a chest, no abdomen, huge Squat bodybuilder thighs and 5 pound lips
its like if you asked 5 random people at a Nascar rally whats one feature that you find attractive in a woman
Megaman wasn't bad, it wasn't great, but it was watchable.
>kill a baby
what the fuck
Mind elaborating, anon?
Not saying you can't or shouldn't watch it.
Just saying it isn't the gem that people say it is, actually a large number of children shows are like that.
So in the concept of the cartoon is fine, sure, them changing the story around is another matter, I can see why people are mad they made her ugly, but I guess that rage blinds people and don't understand that she is the villian
Why does everyone hate the DMC anime? The usual response I get is "nothing happens in it." I've seen like 6 episodes and I like the little glimpses into Dante's life when he's not fighting armies of demons opening portals to hell and just trying to get paid.
Also, it has non-slut Lady.
Megaman is what you'd expect from a Megaman cartoon, really. People must hate this stuff because they must compare it to "muh Megaman X annie-may style cutscenes", I want to use the word Xenophobia somewhere around the context, but I need to actually know what the word actually means
Yep, but that would still make Koopa a Nazi in it.
Well specify you dumb retard.
20 words and you simply say "hurr you don't know hat that word means"
>Autism is a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by impaired social interaction, verbal and non-verbal communication,
>Impaired verbal and non-verbal communication
>western Persona 4 doujin
>self-insert new MC fucks a manly horse faced Chie
A new kind of hell
To be fair, at the time Link was just a kid wandering around without a weapon playing adventure when he ran across Impa, and suddenly found himself the Hero of Hyrule.
Of course he's gonna have an ego the size of m
obydick. And he DID surf...on that stupid little raft.
Too bad he'll probably never be in another game again.
It was the 80's, let it slide, besides, it's interesting to see Link act that way because nowadays he is handled very seriously
I remember turning on the tube as a kid and seeing this episode where Sonic and the recolors find a baby and take care of him, green Sonic decides that it's a good idea to take the baby to a ride but he fucks up and lets the kid fall to his death, it turns out that he is a robot built by Robotnik, this is estabilished at the start of the episode, but I didn't know that because I just turned the TV on
You're saying that as if there'll be another Darkstalkers game.
Holy shit I remember when Viewtiful Joe first aired at some shit timeslot on a Saturday morning on Kids WB and I had no clue what was happening and turned me off the series. The art in this opening isn't doing any favors.
>I remember turning on the tube as a kid and seeing this episode where Sonic and the recolors find a baby and take care of him, green Sonic decides that it's a good idea to take the baby to a ride but he fucks up and lets the kid fall to his death, it turns out that he is a robot built by Robotnik, this is estabilished at the start of the episode, but I didn't know that because I just turned the TV on
he's not a squirrel he's a raccoon
Nobody should shit on this cartoon. It wasn't bad indeed.
Also those old ytps were silly.
It wasn't that bad, it's Madhouse. But it was boring as heck.
But if that anime didn't exist where would sad Dante having a sundae be?
I agree that the Mario cartoon was shitty. But there was still something fun about watching it. Perhaps it was so stupid it was entertaining?
Kemono is not all muscular stuff. Trust me.
Also the Japanese actually draw fur on the bodies rather than just discoloring the skin.
and now the edgiest character of all
They at least tried to stay true to the games. Plus I think the episodes were aired out of order or something. Though at some point it became nothing like the games at all in terms of plot. A lot of filler
It's because the weirder stuff is already covered by Japan and there's no point in wasting time and money animating something as vanilla as let's say pregnancy or a foot fetish.
It's not that bad, but imo it tried to make too much sense and there almost no CRAZY in it. Also Dante wasn't as cocky as he should have been. The whole anime could have been better.
it's funny to watch the annotated version in youtube
I don't think there's anything that could be worse than this. It's got everything: crass revival of a long-dead property, profoundly unlikeable characters, completely nonsensical plots that sort of seem like they're pointing towards an aesop or lesson of some sort but don't really get there, a theme song that was composed by a small child and performed by a valium addict.
One thing I always thought was weird was how when it first aired stateside, the first episode they showed was thd fourth episode. They just expected that no one would be confused by that. Then just two weeks later they had a trailer every commercial break saying, "This Friday, witness the never before seen origins of Viewtiful Joe in a 3 episode special!" Not Saturday, Friday, and it baffles me that they cut off episodes just to do that
Who thought this was a good idea?
Perhaps something about Indie's face being hidden beneath his hat at times.
...Which is barely true and poorly executed.
Is a bad cartoon adaptation additive or multiplicative, cause I'm sure either way this is the biggest pile of shit to ever be made.
I like the Mario cartoon the same reason because I like the silly Sonic cartoon, they knew what they were and weren't afriad to throw stupid shit at you.
I still remember the episode where they are in Count Koopula castle, and there's this intense action sequence that ends with the koopas crashing into a shelf of tomato sauce, the weird part about it is that everything goes to silence, the camera pans to Mario's face, and it stays there for a while before cutting to the Were-Koopas all covered with tomato sauce looking like blood, obviously, the funny part is that this scene only lasted a fraction of a second, like they were worried that it might be too gruesome for the Mario cartoon
I think the artist wanted to make a manga of this.
> Bomar the bomber
It is you can find the episode on jewtube even.
Its a light-hearted series about a speedy blue hedgehog fighting an egg-shaped manchild genius who wants to turn the world into a theme park.
Explain to me why that needs a darker, bleak interpretation. It doesn't.
But American cartoons usually have a bigger budget than anime (I think. Correct me if I'm wrong). Well animated porn would be gr8.
Heheh. I only just recently discovered Foxy Rena. Those are some fun doujins.
>Super Mario Brothers Super Show
Looks like you didn't do the mario
>Burn Up King of Beetle
>The Evil Hard Gay
>The Hardboiled Beardedness
>Hot Blooded Monkey Guy
>The Ultimate Sexy Weapon
It's like those names from that penis measurement/comparison thing.
Yeah, it was probably a really bad publicity stunt.
I actually remember that the show got me into Devil May Cry. I was sitting there, 11 years old, thinking Alastor was the biggest badass. A friend told me he found a game with Alastor in it that wasnt Viewtiful Joe, but I didnt believe him. Then, a year later, youtube became a thing, and I was jus tlooking up everything I liked to see what was on there. And when I put in Alastor, the first result was the scene in Devil May Cry where the sword stabs Dante. It freaked me out, but a few years later I had to pick itup.
All part of a desperate attempt to create the next mega-franchise of the 90s.
The most cringeworthy thing about it was how they tried so hard to make a catchphrase stick.
"What could possibly go wrong?"
It was used in the first game on stage 1's bumper.
It was used in the introduction to the cartoon.
It was the pilot episode's title.
He said it multiple times in the first ten minutes of the show.
They really, REALLY wanted it to stick.
Anything can work if the writing isn't horse shit, you're comparing the dark from SatAM to the edgy of shit like Shadow the Hedgehog and just plain awfulness of Sonic 06, and even then the other Sonic cartoon was more like what would you expect.
This is also true. I can't watch it without ensuring all the drapes are closed so no-one can see...and even then I I find myself embarrassed for liking it as a teen.
God I had such shit tastes. Even Captain N. Good God. I don't know what was worse:
>Dat blatant Commercialism
>Dat shit animation
>Dat Game Boy
>Dat "Mega Mega", "-Icus", Simon Belmont in General
>Dat Mother Brain
Of course there was also:
>Dat masturbation fodder of a lead female Princess and the occasional Princess Zelda
>Dat Samus Comic panel...
>and only use flash
Not all the time. Just a lot of the time. And even Flash can do some amazing stuff if done right. See Dofus/Wakfu for instance.
Was any of The Legend of Korra animated in the US?
I knew about furries and scalies, and featheries exist but are way less common, but carapaceies? That's a new one.
That design is pretty cool, shame it's wasted on this gay furry fighter thing.
The four things any work of animation needs are:
>Good writing (self-explanatory)
>Good acting (self-explanatory)
>Good characters (likable, entertaining, someone the audience could relate to, etc.)
>Good style (The art doesn't have to be technically good, the animation doesn't have to be smooth or consistent, but it must be appealing; Family Guy is a good example of a show WITHOUT good style.)
The west can do amazing animation but it's way too rare (tron: uprising and motorcity are some recent examples)
>Was any of The Legend of Korra animated in the US?
all korean and japanese
Why is liking attractiveness in a woman seen as a bad thing?
Here's a thing about US cartoons: they're NEVER animated on the US, Never were since the 80's.
They just slap together the storyboards, feed them to Korean animators that shit out the final product where it's later colored and finished on the US
Sometimes they gave it to competent studios like Koei, TMS and Nelvana, sometimes even by the french, but when they want it cheap they just give it to the Koreans.
I remember the Zelda cartoon ruining my experience of getting the Magical Sword in the NES game. Because I always thought Link threw his sword in the game when he was at full hearts so once I got the Magical Sword I'd be able to shoot lasers AND throw it.
Also, there was a Legend of Zelda comic that scared the piss out of me as a kid where Link touches the Triforce of Power, gets all rage filled and ends up turning into a Ganon-like monster. Could have just been a dream, but the panel of him showing his new Ganon face scared my five year old self so much.
>Mfw I wasn't that fond of SaTAM
>Mfw I love the comics
Life is funny like that
Presenting the Battletoads!!
Yes, they had their own cartoon. Yes, I've seen it. Yes, they started off as Humans.
No it got edited and Six Machine was turned into Machine Six for the anime.
The middle finger for obvious reasons and Six Machine because they didn't want people to think it was called "Sex Machine" or they misheard it as that
>ITT: complaining about Murrican crap that happened in the 90s and a bara dump
Also, speaking of Sanic since several people brought it up, why did SEGA/Sanic Team (and somewhat also Archie) make a lot of their female characters perfect for tidal waves of porn?
>tfw I once had a boner over Vanilla and now ponder what kind of busty thing Cream will grow up into once an adult
>tfw I wish to stop thinking these thoughts
It's like trying to make the next Ninja Turtles. Though at least you could feel somewhat sad for some of those projects.
Take an animal, add a profession, you have a show. In general the further it stayed away from ripping of TMNT the better with a few exceptions.
I look at things like Biker Mice from Mars, Street Sharks, Dinosaucers, Battletoads and even Cheetahmen with an almost morbid curiosity. Surely someone involved in the process cared about the idea, but I can almost hear some corporate backer telling them to mess around with it.
"Make them want to eat Hamburgers, kids love being told what product to consume!"
It's like watching parts of The Mighty Ducks cartoon. You get this feeling like "This didn't HAVE to suck, I've seen stupider things work. They have a few interesting things here, why do they squander it?"
Better than cartoon network before they lucked into their current cash cows.
The comics have gone a long way since SatAM
And even then when people say they hate SatAM they most likely just watched the first few episodes from Season 1 and those were pretty awful, Season 2 was miles better
Actually, Indians are getting more popular (especially with CG cartoons) thanks to their knowledge of lip-sync and monstrous work force allowing for speedy production, and the Chinese for making products nearly indistinguishable from Japan.
All American animators are either unemployed because Disney killed Handdrawn or they all work for Disney/Dreamworks for CGI movies
The unemployed animators are all on the internet, Drawing art, I'm sure you all heard of them.
I know that. Still, it's funny how much age can really change your perspective. I rewatched SaTAM recently, and it was better than I used to think it was. By contrast, I used to hate Underground, and on rewatch, it's even worse than I remember
>thread is invaded by furries
WHAT A SURPRISE
not posting the superior german version
Not him but yeah they did. Sonic cartoons were never exactly like the games. SatAM was nice but it felt like it was designed to be something else before they just slapped Sonic, Tails, and Eggman in there so they could get people to watch it
When you're a kid you're mostly neutral to stuff, amd if you grow up without any knowledge and essentially become ignorant of what's around you then your opinions suffer because of that
They didn't. They only got to episode 20-something.
Back then 4kids had exclusive rights to any anime Nintendo made. Then F-Zero and Kirby flopped, so Nintendo severed ties with them. Karma.
Wait, didn't the comics come after SaTAM? Because I'm pretty sure they did.
Honestly, whenever I play the Classic Games, I always hear the characters as their Ruby Spears Versions. Especially Cut Man
Why are western devs incapable of making women who don't look like men?
Correction: The comic "expanded" on SatAM, I put quotation marks around expanded because Ben Hurst, the guy who wrote the majority of Season 2, aka the good season, didn't aprove of shit like The Great War, King Acorn being an asshole and Sally being a total bitch
They were out at the same time. The comics came a bit earlier.
The comics were kinda true to the show for a while and then the show ended...and the comics started going through a whole bunch of shit. Sega didn't care because Sonic was at the height of his popularity
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, aka the batshit crazy version of the Sonic Cartoon.
SatAM is as true to the games as the Super Mario Brothers Movie was to the games, and that isn't necessarily a flaw, sometimes it can be a compliment
>tfw all new female models in Wow expansion are ugly as fuck manjaws
Long live the east.
>They're doing to same thing with Lillithmon in Xros Wars.
MOTHERFUCKERS!! OVER THE LIIIIIIINE!!!
Now I hate WoW as much as the next guy, but that has to be edited.
As for the problem as a whole, I would wager the default head when you load up a skeleton is male, and they 'adapt it' to be a female. So while they look more like females when compared to a full males face, but still like a man to a neutral viewpoint.
Robotnik never had that as his goal until Sonic Unleashed. And even then, the theme park was nothing more than an elaborate death trap to kill Sonic with. It wasn't until Colors that he made a theme park for the sake of making a theme park.
>but that has to be edited.
Nope. Breast sizes have been shrunk across the board as well, in full epic gear you can't even tell genders apart anymore. Even with helmets disabled.
That can't be a woman. No fucking way. There are cute western women. But what the fuck am I looking at
Didn't he clearly state in SA1 that he wanted to build Robotnikland on Station Square's rubble.
I wish. Bioware sets the standard. Only based valve can save us from this cancer.
technically not vydia, but still pretty good
I dont want to be that guy but its a fucking dwarf. A race known for being muscle bound drunk bearded men, of course the women are going to look like battleaxes too, you dont get pretty dwarfs. The other female models look ok
Note that I said ok and not amazingits better than what it was, anyone who says otherwise needs their fucking eyes checked, youve just been looking at the old shit so long any change appears bad.
Sorta. SatAM, comics, and SA2 all culminated in the ultimate autism force. It peaked around '06 and has thankfully been slowly dying.
I'm hoping Boom pisses them all off for whatever reason. Like, never having Shadow in it or something.
>That doesn't look too bad.
Something you wanna come out about, nancy?
No. THIS is a dwarf.
What you linked to is an abomination.
>Hurr but they're dwarves they have to be fugly
Fuck you. Fuck off back to your reddit circlejerk.
Stop putting SatAM in this mess, just because the comics featured the SatAM characters doesn't mean the SatAM was on the same damn level, we're talking years apart since SatAM was cancelled and the comics began to feature teen-drama shit and games like Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic 06 appearing, it has nothing to do with the latter
it's a red panda you fucking dweebs
That was actually super popular here while japan kinda hated Ultimate Muscle when it hit the filler arc. Everything after the poison Six pack arc was because america wanted more episodes
best opening incoming
Adding detail poorly isn't really a virtue. I tend to prefer western art when it's done well, but unfortunately a lot of artists just look at faces and use solid lines for every detail and making everything look like shit. In this case though the problem goes beyond that, the line quality, shading, and anatomy in general all scream low budget and crap.
not the worst but I just wanted to post this webm
And you know what 4kids was FORCED to dub in exchange for more Ultimate Muscle?
One Piece. Yup.
"We'll make more for you, but you have to take One Piece, too."
"Well, we don't really want--"
"YOU TAKE NOW!"
"Okay, okay, sheesh. Well, lets just mangle it for a few years until the rights expire."
GX was where it got shit imo.
Besides that brief period during the end of GX were it got so bad they actually made fun of themselves and they just said fuck it, and just did a joke dub.
No no, you dont understand. Scaling a human down and calling it "another race" is a Bioware move itself. It doesnt work like that. When I think of dwarves I dont think of little girls, I think of norse types who are gruff as fuck.
I don't think anyone cared about Shaman King.
So 4kids said "The Hell with it" and didn't bother censoring stuff. Hell, one episode left in a gun. A real, accurately-detailed gun. Being pointed at someone.
Learn something new every day I guess
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