I don't even play games
Pour me a drink
I beat Hard More on Devil May Cry 3.
On the original American release.
I am a sonyfaggt with 4 years in this shithole now soul consider /v/intendo
Dude, that was way back when nobody knew it was the Very Hard difficulty set on Hard and shit. It was my first playthrough. Give me a little break. Now I don't even break a sweat on Very Hard and below. I still practice my cuh-ray-zee-ness from time to time. That's tougher than most kids today that have only played DmC.
I served in the army (6 months), I go to gym regularly and I can play through Super Meat Boy in a bit over 2 hours. I could also take on every NEET in here in a fistfight, counter-strike or any sport. I study medicine and I work.
I could have been elite in 1.5 and 16 and I have almost aced alternate aTTax. Sir, I believe I am the toughest man in here, sir.
I'm also 26, in my glory.
I bought gone home on release and have over 100 hours on it unironically and that it also requires emotional skill
HOW TOUGH I AM?
HOW TOUGH I AM?
I masturbate to touhous AFTER I PLAYED THE GAMES
I DRINK FROM YARL'S SKULLS
this is impossible
you are not supposed to have fun while playing videogames
you're a monster
I beat oblivion twice before i figured out you could fast travel.
I beat metro 2033 on Ranger Hardcore
during my first playtrought, without a guide.
I beat kingdom hearts with out upgrading anything
on my first playthough when I was eight
>mfw i beat bad dudes and don't remember
>Friend doesn't believe clubs are shitholes
>Take him to one
>Guys are drunk douches and tryto act hard as hell everywhere
>Ladies come up to you and leave if you don't pay for all their shit
>Bartenders suck at everything
>Leave because buddy nearly decks a guy after he spills his beer all over the bar
Yeah, fuck clubs
I play video games while in a constant bit of physical pain, a pain that I don't tell anyone else about, and when it becomes unmanageable only then do I mention it to others and they think it's minor at best.
It can be simple things like when my knee goes to hell, and bending it causes inflamation in the joints, to my back being sore and it makes it hard to turn or bend in certain ways.
I have scars in my feet from an incident as a child where oyster shells went through my foot, causing irreparable nerve damage so that when it gets cold enough my foot hurts and I can't stand it.
I do this because I'd rather play video games than sit in a hospital bed, and I'd rather enjoy video games than be high from painkillers or other meds that will fuck up my focus and my skill.
How tough are you, OP?
I've never played the original Deus Ex
I've never played Silent Hill or Resident Evil 1, 2 and 3
I've never seen Star Wars
Yellow is the best version
The only decent pubs around me are full of hipsters and don't do food everyday
The cafe is a no fly zone because everyone in there is pompous as fuck and they get upset if you smoke
On the fucking outside tables
Not the employees, the goddamn other patrons
>Perfect for some banter and catching up with the lads
>Shitty dance music everywhere
>Can't see anything
>Guys are douches and women are whores
>Try and get you to force random shit down your throat just to get drunk
And people still prefer clubs
>The cafe is a no fly zone because everyone in there is pompous as fuck
Eh, cafe's are hit and miss. Pubs too, though there's millions of them so you just find a good one and stick to that one.
I enjoyed clubs when I was 18 and had nothing but pussy in my mind
Shift and Capslock were my left hand
U and H were my right hand
jkli were my camera
After taking a break from Dark Souls though I couldn't get used to the control scheme again and had a controller that actually worked with the game instead of crashing it on launch.
Dark Souls 2 with a controller.
Where's the Weenie Hut Juniors for veterans of the hard road?
I'd rather stay at home and jack off chinese cartoons for free to be honest
Nobody cares, you're shitting up the thread.
And so am I by responding to you.
Some people like being taken accountable for what they've said over the course of a thread.
Some people don't and that's the wonders of an anonymous image board.
I haven't beaten a video game since gta 5 came out
>mfw Eat at Joe's
>mfw I missed a cage and have to do it again
I have 500+hour on skyrim
prepatched on ps3
In DaS 2 i got both
invisible rings and vanquisher seal in one playthrough
and my favorite ps3 game so far is
How tough am I?
I beat Castlevania 3 Twice in a row.
On the American Version.
I beat Dark Link.
Without cheesing it.
I caught em all.
Without using the GTS or Wonder Trade.
Im not a badass or a punk. Pour me a drink i served my time in hell
I landed the motorbike on the roof and didn't even need to follow the damn train.
on the first attempt
I did a Hard mode playthrough of God Hand.
With the Kick-Me Sign. Without any upgrade. With the base moveset. Without dying.
I once got banned for posting PS4 sales from famitsu's site.
I got banned for posting extreme bait
I LAUNCHED A WELL SELLING CONSOLE
WITHOUT ANY GAMES
Getting banned before most of you posted here.
How tough am I?
I got the Big Boss Emblem in MGS4. Must've practiced and rehearsed the Act III motorcycle chase at least 30 times before I was happy with my health, amount of ammo left, and other stats.
I got to Phendrana Drifts in Metroid Prime by crossing through Magmoor in the Power Suit.