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Would you rather have:

A: A gaming bud that loves you (male, female, die cis scum, whatever...) and plays vidya with you, but doesn't know shit about it, and is a not very good player

B: /v/tan incarnated, who will play with you as long as you want, adapting to your level, but still being challenging sometimes. She doesn't give a fuck about you, and as soon as you stop playing videogames, will disappear until you start playing again
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>>253742040
what do you think
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a

i don't need a challenge

i just want love
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A because there is more to life than video games. Also with B, they barely even have their own existence, so no fun to play games with them anyway. Basically just an NPC on hard mode.

I actually have A already, I need to be more appreciative
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I was too scared to open that image because I thought that was some slimy fucker but turns out it's just a cute little puppy :3
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>>253742040

I'll pick A as long as they shut up and watch when I'm playing actually competitive games.

Like my old school friends, I love them, but I don't want to play competitive games with them anymore. They're all too shit for me to be bothered playing with them.
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>>253742040
>/v/tan incarnated
Is /v/tan lewd?

Can I fuck her while playing games?
I will just pick a puzzle game and take my time.
Or desert bus, /v/ tan will learn eventually.
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>>253742040
A, no contest
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What kind of stupid question is that?
Who would want a relationship based on fucking video games?
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>>253742040
A
I am a casual lonely faggot
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Are there any limitations on A?
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>>253742040

A obviously.
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>>253742456
I'm no furfag. But I would fuck Aries.
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>>253742337
>Is /v/tan lewd?
>Can I fuck her while playing games?

What do you thin? No, you can't, she doesn't even like you But there's always rape, which can be a good thing, if that's what you're into. I could cause her to stop playing with you, though

>>253742456
No, other than it will be like playing with a 13yo cod boy
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>>253742040
A sounds more fun, and to be honest I'm pretty shite at vidya. All that matters is that they try, and hopefully can get better.
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>>253742040
B I already have an onahole. All I need is a skilled partner.

>as soon as you stop playing videogames, will disappear until you start playing again
I wish more people were like this. Fucking clingy gamers every time I try to play with people.
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>>253742693
>try to rape her
>have to stop playing to do so
>she disappears immediately
Objectively worse than A
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>>253742693
>>What do you think?
Given the level of depravity on /v/, I think she would be great. Like Tomoko tier, only not as smelly.
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>>253743056
You can still play anon, some games are turn based. Just say you are thinking. You cant rule it out, unless it's real time.
Failing that, desert bus.
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>>253742856
I would choose the same, but, just out of curiosity, do you feel the need of being loved? I mean, A is not supposed to be a sex slave (which could actually happen), but more like a love interest

>>253743056
>Ghost sex
>Not the best kind of sex
Do you even Neotokyo, m8?
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>>253743162
then the real question is how many times will I have to rape her before she loves my dick and worships my body while I play vidya
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>>253743056
>Play AA2 with B
>Mimic some positions
>The game scene is passive and the two of you are technically still "playing"
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>>253742642
That makes you a furfag, retard
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I get the ability to conjure the perfect gaming buddy/fembuddy?
What the hell who would pick uption A?
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>>253743301
She will NEVER, EVER love you, anon
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B

Gaming bf/gf would be cool but I don't really care about that being a partner's hobby much anymore.
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>>253743431
doesn't need to love me, just needs to love the feel of my sperm
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>>253743301
How long until she thinks of it as a game, and is your personal rape genie.
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B sounds like a slave,teaching A how to git gud sounds better
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>>253742040
Obviously A.
Face it, no one actually enjoys playing video games here anymore. All recent games in the last 5 years have been shit. It's just a waste of time to fill the void.
As soon as you get someone that fits 'A', there is no more need to play vidya.
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tfw you already have A
She's seventeen and I took her virginities.
All of them.
She fucking sucks at anything that isn't Little Big Planet or Dragon's Crown though.
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I already have A though. Though she knows a fair bit more than shit.
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>>253743294
>do you feel the need of being loved?
No, I don't. I am okay by myself.
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A fags, if you need to be loved, even if by a retard, why don't you just buy a pet dog?

>>253743626
I would like to see this in a... dating sim, maybe
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>>253744025
I don't want to have sex with a dog.
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>/v/-tan
Pics please.
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>>253744119
What are you, some cis scum?
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>>253744119
I guess you don't like doggystyle
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>>253744292
At least you didn't post Carlos.
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>>253744352
I tried, but forgot to upload the picture, sorry
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>>253744292
I prefer prone bone.
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>>253743162
You could just turn it into a game, I guess. After all, a game is something that entertains you, so sex could be a game, if you want and she would have to be there every time you want to play
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>>253742040
>/v/tan
Why would I want a bipolar chronically depressed bitch with anger issues and hip tastes ?
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>>253742040
>no option to become the little girl
shit thread, reported,saged, called the cops
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>>253745445
She will beat your ass at fighting games, for instance, and she will go away when you stop playing, so there would be no time for bipolar chronically depressed bitches with anger issues and hip tastes
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>>253742040
I already have both in my life, though.
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>>253745668
So... Gary loves you, and Patrick is your intellectual opponent?
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>>253743819
All the lonelyfags need to be more like this guy. Appreciate independence and enjoy life.
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I've already got gaming bros. I need a training partner for offline fighting games so I can git gud. I'd take the /v/-tan.
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>>253743689
>this idiot thinks his 17 year old GF will be with him for as long as "he" wants

she will leave you the moment she meets other guys in college that are way more interesting than you.

Good luck.
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Ok guys, OP here, with some new free DLC!
It adds the C option:

>C: You can turn into a little girl of your preference, and will stay like that for ever (until you die). You can NEVER, EVER play vidya again, and, in order to transform into her, you have to kill a girl of the same age
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>tfw you'll never own a domesticated pet chipmunk
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>>253747092
>Kill Moot
>Become Moot
>Cherry Pick everything
SWEET. DELICIOUS. VENGEANCE!
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>>253747092
If I pulled the cord on some dying 90 year old cancer patient would I become a 90 year old loli?
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>>253747314
I owned 8, actually (I bought 2 when they were babies, and when they grow up they starting fucking, a lot). I went out on holidays, and my not cute at all maid volunteered for taking care of them while I was out. She fucked up somehow, and all of them escaped, and she didn't even call me to tell me, so I had to find out when I came back. One of them came back one day, while I was at home, and she looked sick, So I picked her up, and tried to take care of her, but she eventually died. I didn't have any notice of the rest, except for some rumours between the kids of the neighbourhood about some random chipmunks getting into their houses and running around them. That was fun, though
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Luckily I already have both. B is a guy though, so it's mostly just a really good bro. I doubt I'd want a female B. I just got my A to finish Nier and she cried for like an hour. Metal Gear Solid 3 and Deadly Premonition are next on the list.

I have no idea why all the games I pick for us are designed to make her cry
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>>253748279
>>253747314
Also
>tfw your chipmunk pets had sex before you
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My dog just had to be put down last week

A please
pls ;_;
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>>253742323
How the fuck is that little fucker a puppy?
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>>253745330
sauce plocx
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>>253742268
But anon, that is the challange.
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>>253742407
Sharing a hobby can be fun. I kind of agree though that it's god to have your own interests and have space from each other.
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>>253748710
I'm sorry, anon
M-Maybe I can be your dog tonight
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>>253748710
My dog died of either natural causes or a stroke due to pain medication two or so months ago
I hope you get your A anon.
I-I really do. I feel ya man.
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I might be a bit of an older fag here, but isn't /v/-tan a trap that plays pretend with /a/-tan ?

a-tan is an over weight man who pretends to be the little girl
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A because I already have skilled gaming partners.
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>>253749294
I don't think there are any currently universally agreed on board-tans. I'm sure that does exist, though
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>>253743689

You know, it really sucks being the door when all you want is to be the room.
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>>253749242
Thanks anon, and I'm sorry to hear that as well. Dogs are my weakness, mine had aggressive cancer. I cried like a bitch. as a former homeschooled NEET, he was my best, and for several years, only friend
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B. I don't want a girlfriend. I'd be happy with a female friend to play vidya with. Someone would would restore my faith in women. I suppose not every woman is unintelligent and bad at games but, unfortunately, I can't prove that.
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>>253750063
>mine had aggressive cancer. I cried like a bitch.

That's how he suspect our last dog went. Had some sever cysts on her stomach, and we assume inside. We took her to the vet and got her X-rayed and later that evening, around 4 am bleed to death. She shat blood, and the smell haunts me forever
As a fellow homeschooled NEET who lost two good best friends in canine form, I feel your pain brother. And will see you in hell.
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>>253750115
What a way of ruining the thread! Now no one will want to post, in fear of being called a skeleton! Skeletons are as trustworthy as any human! It's not like we go around the place telling lies!

Also, skeletons are not real
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>>253750594
chill out. you gotta have a thick skin around these parts.
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>>253750593
>As a fellow homeschooled NEET who lost two good best friends in canine form, I feel your pain brother
Holy fuck they're just dogs
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>>253742040
But I already have the best of both in my best bud.
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>>253742456
I fuigure it'll be kinda hard to explain to your parents you're married to the world's only cat-lady.
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>>253742040
B obviously
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>>253750856
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>>253750593
Mine did the same thing, the vet said he had a distended stomach and stuff at first before he had an xray and ultrasound, I thought I wasn't feeding him enough or something. Fuck, I still keep thinking I have to get home and take him out and stuff.
At least someone understands my pain
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>>253750593
I still don't understand why lolis are always drinking Smirnoff. There has to be other vodkas with recognizable bottles they can use.
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>>253742040
/v/tan. I will just rape her while playing some hentai game, and she won't say anything against it because /v/ hates all that SJW bullshit about rape.
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>>253742040
B, finally I can buy co-op games and have fun
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>>253750856
Excuse me for getting emotionally attached to said dogs.
Actually wait. I cried more for these gods then my grandmother. Fucking hell.
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>>253750856
Holy fuck, people love their companions
Eat shit
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>>253751232
>I cried more for these gods then my grandmother. Fucking hell.
Same anon, same.
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>>253751232
>I cried more for these gods then my grandmother
I sure hope nobody thinks I'm the edgy one
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>>253751152
I think Smirnoff is pretty much globally available, so it's liely the most recognisable.

Like Gordon's Dry or Bombay Sapphire for Gin.
Or Jack Daniels and Glenfiddich or Glen Mackenna for Bourbon and Scotches
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option C: normalfag that doesn't play vidya
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>>253742040
If I choose A, can I have Fizzle from MLP be my hazubando?
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>>253751232
To me that just sounds normal, but then again I lived three states away from my grandparents and only saw them about every 10 years.
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>>253751613
>/v/idya female
>hates weeb games

Now that just ain't correct.
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>>253751613

THESE OPTIONS ARE SHIT
I PICK OPTION N
GAME NIGGA
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>>253751613
Fem/a/non hands fucking down.
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>>253745974
I've made my peace with that, I'm not naive enough to think I could hold on to her. Still, doesn't matter, had sex.
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>>253751613

>pashion

it's like you actually have brain damage
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>>253742040
Back of the bus nigger
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>>253751123
>At least someone understands my pain

I'm here for ya. My dad also broke down. It was a weird day. Also my grandfathers birthday, coincidentally. It was weird seeing my father cry.
>>253751509
She also went Crazy, had a stroke and obsessed over eggs. I kinda accepted her death was coming I guess.
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>>253749807
Naw dog. Being the door fucking rocks.
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>>253751762

how about "prefers not to play weeb games but will play them with you", and option C can be the normalfag that hates weeb?
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>>253742040
IMPORTANT QUESTION

is /v/tan qt
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>>253752058
That sounds more reasonable.
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>not having a snake
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>>253749294
I kinda remember that the other way around, but /v/ wasn't fat.
Like that one that went "what is that?" "my dick?" "that's awesome".
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A because there's more to life than video games you autists
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>>253752161
Cute nails you fucking sexy son of a cunt
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>>253752161
I want a fucking gaming snake.
Hell I just want a snake. Snakes are cute as fuck.
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>>253752161
>not having a German Shepherd
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>>253752161
>That fucking nailpolish
Oh shit nigga, what are you doing?
You can't walk around with spotty nails.
Also, nice snake. And get better games you fucking fairy.
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>>253752161
>painting your fingernails
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>>253742040
Wait, if she were actually /v/tan incarnated, would she not only appear when I'm NOT playing games?
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>>253752361
> not having a Caucasian Shepherd
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>>253751536
I actually didn't realize Smirnoff was as popular as it is. Still it's just fringing low-mid shelf, although the cheap price might be why it's popular.
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>>253752361
b-but anon, I do have one and I love her very much
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>>253752361
Ah, a fellow member of the master race.
I'll miss my two dogs, but goddamn long hairs are the cuter of the breed.
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>>253752161
That pseudo-log cabin is ruined by your trash wal-mart tier furniture.
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>>253752161
Before I moved out of FL about 6 months ago I had 2 adult Surinam boa constrictors, 6 ball pythons, 2 babby iguanas, 2 chameleons, 2 adult bearded dragons, and a thieving ass ferret
Get on my level
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>>253752976
I moved to Florida 9 months ago. Worst decision ever, fuck this state.
Fort Myers Beach
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>>253751613
I dated fem/a/non for around 8 months. It was awful. She would keep trying to get me to play Kingdom Hearts with her. Bitch I already 100%ed both of them like three years ago.
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>>253753106
I lived in west palm/lakeworth area for 2 years cause I was down there for rehab.
From what I've seen the entire state is a shithole. I'm glad I escaped. Stay strong, friend.
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>>253751613
Option C is >>253747092 according to OP.
But I'd a /v/femanon.
Perfer a fe/m/anon though, if I had the option.
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>>253753209
>fem/a/non
>implying they exists
You were together with a weeb you cunt.
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>>253751613
my girlfriend is a fem/a/non and I can testify that at least half of this image is accurate.

good luck ever confirming that fem/v/irgins are worth anything at all. the few i've met played DOTA or LOL near-exclusively. i've met maybe 12 allegedly but i'm betting at least 9 of those were dudes. i'm also guessing that most female /v/irgins are console fags. because for some reason women avoid anything that's challenging or intimidating on even a shallow level, like building a pc or even installing a game, let along pirating games or troubleshooting them.
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I'd prefer no obnoxious hoe that interrupts me while I'm playing my games.
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A, no question. I mostly play single-player games.
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>>253753670
I would date a girl who played DOTA but not one that played LoL.
I prefer LoL personally. I hate everyone who plays either.
I am conflicted.
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>>253753670
What a coincidence, my gf is a fem/a/non too!
We cuddle every night and play videogames the whole day!
Really, my life is like a dream!
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>>253751613
/v/idya female

I find that after a while anyone's body gets fairly boring, but shared interests keep a relationship going.

Think of how many athletes cheatr on 10/10 models and shit. They're over the initial thrill of the sex, and their worlds are compeltely seperate.

Also 6/10 is totally passable and way more likely to indulge my weird kinks
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>>253753593
Won't deny it. She was decently attractive though, if a little chubby and she only played on a 3DS. She kept raving about Okami as well. Pretty obnoxious.
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>>253754003
> dating MOBA player
> ever
Enjoy your fucking shallow shithead who only talks about meta and how russians ruined everything for the 100th time
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version 2
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>>253742040
Obviously A, one pretentious elitist asshole in the house is enough.
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>>253754424
/v/idya female
this is me >>253754193
I would extend though, that it needs to be the social awkwardness where she is kind of aware and not autismal. I can totally accept someone who is weird, but people who get upset when others react to said weirdness, are just self obsessed assholes
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I already have A.

She came over the other day and we got high and played Shin Gundam Dynasty and Touhou 6.
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>>253754342
My favorite is when people talk about the meta and request bans because the character is the "strongest in the meta" and proceed to go 0/10.

Anyways, I don't have to worry about it because all I do is work and go home and play vidya, no time for grills.
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>>253754665
*tips fedora*
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>>253754424
fem/a/non is the only choice worth a damn
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>>253752976
I want a babby iguana
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>>253754837
No need to be so jelly captain.

Good thing Dynasty Warrior games are easy as fuck.
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>>253742040
A
;_;

Specially since my last BF actually made fun of my power level. I'm not that much of a geek, but he insisted I was "exactly the stereotype". I don't even have husbandos (I do have a 2D porn folder), but he once send me a picture similar to this saying "please tell me this wasn't you before meeting me"
In hindsight, he was an asshole
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>>253754342
This.

MOBA players in general are obnoxious. My gf often complains about a couple online friends of hers who constantly send her videos about LoL or DOTA or whatever. She doesn't even play them. She's never played them. She knows nothing about them.

So, I'm convinced that MOBA players are all morons. It's pretty obvious that those "friends" of hers have a crush on her. I guess talking at her about MOBAs is their way of showing their affection. Those are the kinds of people who play MOBAs.
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>>253742040

So an actually nice person who straight up loves me, or the ability to play any game with a totally shitty bitch AI. Golly this sure is a tough one!
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But I have A

Although she mainly sticks to fighters (which I suck at) Pokemon and Ace Attorney
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>>253742040
>/v/
>playing video games
>being good at them
Holy shit, you must be super fucking new.
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>>253742040
My current GF is pretty much A
As long as we play a bunch of party games and co-op games together, she's happy no matter how she does, so it's all good.
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>>253754837
>getting high
>fedora

you could have picked beanie or hoodie or something. now you just look like the fedora wearer
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>>253755109
Lol gtfo NERD, lmao
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>>253755027
I caught one of mine, easier to train and take care of if you feed them only veggies. No crickets.
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>>253755065
>Same nail polish as
>>253752161

>These are self shots
>File names are from the camera

I don't believe that you have a boyfriend. Enjoy your snake.
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We are all only pretending to be normalfags, right?
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>>253751613
Fem/a/non is superior. Bitch can translate as I play weebshit. Perhaps her drawing could bring in some cash too.
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>>253755326
ayyyy lmao
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>>253752468
Sorry, it had to be done
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how would the B option work with MOBAs? Would she be an asshole and make me be a beta support while she carries every game?
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>>253755413
Very different looking hands. The fact that you've never been sent pics before worries me. Even virgins get pics sent to them, right?
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>>253742040
tfw I thought I had option a, and then she cheated on me....
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>>253755413
Also, I highly doubt that your boyfriend would post an image like
>>253755065

What are those even supposed to be? Hickeys? The pattern is all wrong. You made those with a vacuum cleaner, didn't you?
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A.
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i actually blew my chance with a girl when I was 16 because of vidya. she would always invite me to her house when her parents were gone, but I never connected the two. I settled for playing mario kart and destorying her every chance I got until she stopped liking me.
the sad part is I'm not lying.
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>>253755825
I understand that they could have been sent to "you". What I don't understand is why "you" aren't the one who took them.
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>>253755891
I don't know who you're referencing when you say "your boyfriend".

Nothing better than making your bae look like she was strangled.
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>tfw your roombuddy in army is a qt bearmode black guy that uses female deodorant, has a passion for anime, plays persona and monhun all night with his vita, and is planning on moving to japan to study voice acting.

Who even needs females?
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>>253756109
Did you make those with a bicycle pump?
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>>253754665

I bet you played on normal you fucking plebs
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>>253756008
I did this to one girl because of WoW, still got it in with a different girl a few months later.
That was 3 or 4 years ago, haven't gotten shit since then.
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>>253756109
thats a little excessive
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>>253755065
>>253755413
So why do you two double faggots wear such a shitty shade of nail anyway
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>>253742040
This is a silly question.

A is the only answer.
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>>253752361
Husky masterrace here
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>>253756107
We're usually out getting something to eat or fucking each other when we're with each other. We just psuedo-snapchat all day when we aren't around each other.
>tfw no smartphone

>>253756286
>>253756327
I'm shit at giving one or two larger hickies, I'd rather be excessive with tiny ones that fade away after a day or two.

>>253756301
She did. I can't play any DW game without being on Hard. I do usually play Touhou on normal though because I'm shit at bullet hell games.
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>>253756629

i meant 2hus
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>>253752806
>carpets all around the house
>sleeps on the bed
>any black clothes must be out of sight for hair will get all over it
I hate it now but Im going to look back, laugh and then weep when shes gone
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A CHALLENGER APPROACHES
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>>253756837
No bully pls ;_;
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>>>/soc/

Fucking normalfags.
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>>253742040
I already have A, we're moving into our new apartment right now.
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>>253756934
Yep.
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>>253756629
You're telling me you don't have a single picture of the "two" of you together?

Hell, I'm betting that you're in the driver's seat in that image. What kind of guy lets his girl drive for them? More importantly, what kind of guy has enough money for video games and a computer but not a smartphone? Or not even a phone with a camera? In the year of 2014? You could get a burner with that functionality for less than $20. What, are "you" using a Nokia brick or something?

I don't buy it. I won't judge you if you just admit that you don't have a boyfriend.
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>>253754424
>loves to be around you and is very friendly
who else would I pick
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>>253742040
Is that a squirrel?
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>>253757196
Good for you?
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>>253754424

fem/a/non of course
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>>253757051
So I'd be dating my friend Ralph if he was a woman, with a probability of less /tg/.
Well, fuck man. I don't want to fuck around with the female equivalent of a very young Brian Peppers.
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>>253757329
A Korean Chipmunk. They are cute, not too expensive, and you can train them but if it bites you, you will experience a whole new kind of pain
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>>253752361
>tfw no german shepard that barks at black people
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>>253757462
Yes, it is good for me.
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What an odd looking thumb.

Especially the part where the skin meets the bottom of the nail
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B

All i want to do is play vidya with my friends

The only reason why i want to talk with friends is because they usualy wont play vidya with me
most dont want to talk o me now anyways because they are all fucking busy and only come around to go on about "how bad their life is"
I do like talking about things while i play though
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>>253757051
Would anyone seriously pick anything besides fem/a/non? /vr/etrogirl just sounds like a dirty hipster.

>>253757270
I'm using some shitty Samsung Tracfone through Wal-Mart's prepaid phone thing. We actually only have like 3 pics together but I don't really want to post myself or a clear pic of her face because I know some of our friends use 4chan (mostly /mu/). She doesn't really send me pics when I'm around her unless I'm waiting for her or something (like outside of this changing room). We usually take turns driving depending on where we're going since we live 30 mins in opposite directions. Also her car has good AC unlike my jeep.

Still don't know what you mean by boyfriend.
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>>253757051
/a/
I see no downside
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>>253742040
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>>253758123
>We actually only have like 3 pics together but I don't really want to post myself or a clear pic of her face because I know some of our friends use 4chan
Black out the eyes, then.
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>>253758303
he's bronze at most
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>>253758123
You know every post on /v/ gets archived, right?
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>>253757891
You sure you can handle the truth?
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>>253758368
Eh, I don't see what's so hard to believe here but okay.

Maybe I'll steal her phone and snap a pic of her playing 2hu next time she's over.
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A; I'll make him the most dexterous out there.
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>tfw meet gf a year ago and she says she's a gamer
>tfw all she plays is league
>tfw I wish I could just end things with her because I prefer videogames

>tfw gf
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>>253758598
Yeah, I don't mind.
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>>253758624
lol you look like a fag and your teeth are all jacked up

kill yourself, faggot

your gfs face looks like leather btw
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>>253758624
>Gray hair
Nigga you old.
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>>253758820
Meth is a hell of a drug.
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>>253742040
b
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>>253742040
My bud plays vidya with me since we were 7 years old. We played every good SNES, Genesis, PS1 and N64 game you can think of and we still do to this day. We played so much Pokemon together. We literally like everything the same down to musical, movies and food taste. She's my wife.
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>>253755109
Are you a girl?
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>>253755451
No, welcome to 2014 /v/.
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>>253742040
I'm at a point where I would really like someone to play games with in a serious or semi-serious way. But I don't think I could turn down a true friend or lover.

I pick A
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>>253758624
Lindsay?
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>>253758637
Do you know the name of that anime?
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>>253758624

john?
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>>253759174
>shitty laptop
>shitty desk
most likely female. that glass has flowers on it for fuck sake, what more do you need.

now, what i'm really interested in is

>>253755109
what would make you interested in an asshole like that in the first place? did he just hit on you or something and you went along with it because you're beta?
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>>253758992
We can't all have the luscious locks that Char has.

>>253759529
>>253759625
H-how did you guys know?

>>253759567
Shirokuma Cafe
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I have a mix of A and B and I wouldn't give her up for anything. All the love and wanting to have fun but all the skill
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>>253759567
???????????????????
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I would take none and give away my gf as an option c so that I can be forever alone forever
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>>253759764
>he once send me a picture similar to this
The picture wasn't hers.
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>>253759915
i wasn't paying attention, i apologize. in any case, she must still be female. if that image is comparable in her previous boyfriend's mind to her at some point, it's evident that she's female.
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>>253754424
/v/idya female of course.
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>>253754424
I want my fem/a/non back
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Wow, what a shit thread.
And you guys seriously think you are better than reddit.
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Is /v/tan, when you're playing games tangible?(Don't worry, nothing sexual)
Can she die? Permanently?
Can she play a single player game by herself if asked to?
Does she have free will?
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Does A at least like playing with me?
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>>253742040
B
i don't like playing vidya with normalfags
they're constantly talking about real life instead of focusing on game
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>>253760428
/v/ is a fucking shit board full of trolls, normalfags, shills and kids and barely gets any moderation, what do you expect?
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>>253742040
A. Because you can throw a stone in any gaming community and hit a thousand Bs

With A, you get a companion who will care about you, but also doesn't get in the way of your gaming. With B, you get someone who doesn't really like you, will argue all the time, will try to purposely make you mad, and is only around when you're playing.

It's not even A contest. Choose A, and then find a gaming companion on your own, who's not a socially retarded douchebag.
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>>253760972
barely gets a moderation is actually a good thing.
But the bad thing is that we don't have something that keeps normalfags away.
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>>253761184
Barely getting moderation is a bad thing when the board is full of shit, and the cancer isn't going anywhere.
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>>253761469
They wouldn't be here if moot wouldn't be such a face booking /soc/ Jew.
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I'm dating the inbetween. Grew up playing video games with her siblings, but doesn't know about 4chan/Reddit/etc. Very level-headed, calm, just likes to play video games as a time sink like most of us.

Favorite games: SimCity 4, The Sims 2, EURO TRUCK SIMULATOR 2.
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>>253753670
>tfw i want to build a gaming PC so fucking badly but i don't know jack shit about PC parts
Kill me.
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>>253762609
Do you have steam? I can help you with that. I'd try to here but the thread might 404.

Or at least skype? Or an email, even at temporary one.
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B
play to win or don't play at all is my motto
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>>253762609
There are tons of videos on Youtube explaining it step by step, it's very easy.
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>>253756523
I have a Husky too, but no pictures on this computer.
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>>253762609
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPIXAtNGGCw

don't listen to him when he tells you about how to spread thermal paste, spread method makes air bubbles which is bad

your best bet is the pea method
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>>253754424
This is absolutely worthless, play vidya with a normalfag who will leave you when she knows you play games?
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>>253756523
>>253763819
Wait I do have one.
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My girl is both. Doesn't give a shit about some games I play like NHL 14 and Skyrim, but will still sit with me all the same while I spout off whatever no sence about games she doesn't care about and player her 3DS in bed.
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Best dog
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>>253764017

she'd ask you to play angry birds and candy crush anon
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>>253762813
[email protected]

send me an email if the thread 404s and ill help you. just because this is a rare opportunity for being a know it all.

until then i'm going to try to explain it in layman's terms. feel free to save the following post(s) in notepad for future reference. you can use pcpartpicker.com to select your hardware using the information i'm about to post. you can watch a video for how to actually build one but honestly the manuals will be ideal for that. videos will only provide some help visually for where things are generally located.
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>>253755831
Truly the most horrible of feels
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>>253764558
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>>253765785
>muh feeughlz
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>>253764558
kill yourself
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>>253765250
Sorry about not replying, finally got around to making a Steam account.
ID is MonochromeFlame if you're still interested.
Who knows anon, maybe one day we could even be friends & play vidya together online.
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>>253757051
>main gaming console is her Vita
Fem/a/non no doubt.
Joke's on you, fuckers, I already have a grillfriend.[/spoilelr]
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>>253766808
you the russian?

if not just add me. my steam id is imrinfected. profile is here:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/imrinfected/
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>>253758809
does your gf only have one bra?
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>>253742040
A. I don't care too much for multiplayer, and I can already play that with my best friend if I wanted to co-op some shit or something.
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