>Say shit >Banned >Reason: This is a christian server :)

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>say "fuck off"
>banned
>reason: admin disrespect

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>use a pony nickname
>join a server
>instantly banned for being a MLP-fan
this will never happen

>>253735264
lel

>>253735264

Sounds like a pretty based admin over there

>>253735264
>tfw eating all the crushed grahams and leaving all the fruits

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>>253735264
>no swearing
>swear in the foreign language
>"hey admin, he's saying swearing in another language"
>admin: "This is an English server. I don't care"
>bans tattletale

>in a game where the character themselves swear all the time

>>253736227
remember an admin trying to justify that in BFBC2 by saying they can't turn it off.

>>253736165
When I saw
>bans tattletale
I was thinking it was some kind of curse in another language and I was reading it "Bons Tattle Tailay". Just thought I would share because it confused the shit out of me and was kind of funny

>>253736165
Du bist ein verdammt unmenschlich hundin!

>join server
>adjust audio
>kicked for inactivity

Shitting fuck, gimme a second.

>kicked
>reason: no mic

>Game is 18+
>Servers will ban you for swearing or name calling

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>>253735543

>>253736806
>Game is rated Mature
>Servers will ban you for being immature

That's literally what you just said

>>253737409
>swearing
>immature
fuck you motherfucker
imma beat you up old style

>>253737409
Swearing is for mature people. Name calling I guess is for immature people, or people who just live their live vicariously through video games.

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>32/33
>join server
>loads all the way
>kicked due to slot reservation

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>people unironically swear on /v/
Seriously, what happened to the old /v/? At least we had class back then.

>>253737480
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

>>253737409
No, it's reasonable to swear and name call if someone is being an idiot on the server or if the admins are being terrible at their jobs because they bought it with daddy's credit card. If it's a competitive game then people will usually get very heated and result in swearing and name calling.

What's immature is acting like it's the only language available.

>>253735543
Hey, other people are posting it now
Maybe I won't have to get banned to see it on /v/

>banned
>reason: killing the admin's gf

>>253737667
Do you have a fart fetish?

>>253735264
*tips the fedora*

>>253737621
Sadly I don't have a fedora to tip to you, kind sir.

>>253737742
I GOT BALLS OF STEEL

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>"hey fuck you scamming faggot"
>you have been muted
>mute length: permanent

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>>253737614
>14/17
>"cannot join, server is full"
>refresh server list
>still 14/17
>"cannot join, server is full"

>>253735543
That's fake right? Just special effects and oatmeal? Right? My heart can't take this.

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>>253737614

The best part is when it has to download addons before it loads

>>253737791
Steel
Steel
Steel

>>253737885
whatever it is, I nearly gagged near the end, but for some reason my dick got hard, fuck

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>M rated game
>go into server
>swear
>you have been banned - reason: "kids play this game, let's be more polite next time :)"

>>253737698
Holy fucking shit, I actually had this happen to me once

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>>253737839
>Playing on surf server in CS:S
>Only good English speaking server that's not RPG
>Frequent and get known by most of the admins
>A lot of them are pay2admin retards but some are pretty cool, one is a DJ on those in game radio stations
>Clan admin who mostly plays on minigame servers joins
>He's threatening to ban anyone who uses the awp
>He spawn hops constantly
>Using a stupid trail effect which makes it hard to see his player model
>Tell him to cut his shit out
>Immediately mutes me
>Call for second admin hoping it's one I know
>It is and he joins
>Tell him what's happening
>"Oh well, I mean he paid for a month of admin, man, we need to keep the server alive I guess, I'll unmute you after the month, sorry"
>Pissed but whatever
>Another person joins
>Turns out he's a friend of the pay2admin guy
>They keep trying to be the last alive to get CoD montage style final kills with 360s and shit
>Everyone is getting pissed out
>Cunt permagags me
>Leave and never return

I haven't touched CS:S since and I miss playing surf.

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>join server
>watch guy get kicked for racism for calling someone a jew
>say that "jew" isn't a race in chat
>banned

>>253737791
>Balls of steel
What is that

>be admin
>let most rule breaking faggots go with a warning
>lots of people liked me
>sometimes a fag would come in and start mic spamming
>ban him
>people start calling me badmin
>ban them too

I like to believe I was a chill admin, but sometimes people would piss me off to no extent and that's when I started to swing the banhammer.

>>253738971
Im getting chills again

>>253736382
yeah throw the suffixes out the window

>>253736165
Why not just go to a different server? No swearing is just ridiculous

>>253738782
I once played BF3 in a Singapore server and there's a fight between two players. One player kept insulting the another player using the nigger word in every sentence even though we were on an asian server.
He made me feel like I was playing with people from herr.

>>253738027
RICK JAMES

>>253737409
Why is it "immature" to use certain words?

>>253739107
ima rip off ya balls and ram em down ya throat and make you a new fuckin box!

>>253738349
>want to play surf in cs:go
>as if that isn't shamefur enough as it is Australia has 2 maybe 3 surf servers
>all are pure cancer
>payed admin/vip
>skins and trails for faggots
>auto bhopping scripts for fucks sake
>the communities are the fucking worst I have ever experienced
I want this ride to end.

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>rule 1: respect the admins

>roleplaying servers in Gmod
my favourite videos

>say shit

>get shit

dont see any problem

Disliking swear words is what's actually immature. I will never understand those people

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>>253739726

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>Banned
>Reason: Killed the admin's girlfriend

>>253735264
>Rule 1: Admins are always right! Don't argue with them!
server blacklisted

>>253737698
>>253740027
I can't fucking believe this is a thing

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>>253739995

>>253739995
Oh god I remember reading this. Wasn't there more that involved a sewer or something?

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>>253740215
>>253740214
hivemind

>>253735264
>yfw the Bible doesn't say shit about not fucking cursing

I not euphorafag but this sort of fake sanctimonious bullshit really irks me.

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>>253740183
>Player is shit
>Kill him constantly, mostly as an afterthought
>It was the Admin's girlfriend
>Banned because I was "griefing" her

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>>253735264
H-Hi, Leonardo
I like you too

>>253737621

requesting that image of the girl stripping

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>teams are 4 vs 7
>tell one from the other team to move so that they are more balanced
>"no"
>win the game with less players anyway
>"lol tryhards"

>>253736382
hello google translate

>>253737621
I'm laughing way too much for this.

>2 minutes left on the clock, final cap
>VOTESCRAMBLE
>13 YES 11 NO
>SCRAMBLING THE TEAMS ...
>restarts the whole match

yeah I know, >valve servers, but they've killed off all my favorite community servers to it's either valve or plague pits like lotusclan

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>>253739995
>>253740214
>>253740314
I wanna raid a DarkRP server sometime

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>>253740434

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>you have been kicked
>reason: fucking kill yourself pony faggot
it's just an avatar guys.

>>253739107
Get
Get off vent or
or I'll have you bent.

>Yo dude could you quit bein such a faggot
>Collective gasps
>>Dude you know that's the admin, right?
>So?
>Muted and later banned
I'm not sucking anyone's cock just because of some retard status.

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>20 seconds left in the game
>be MVP with 32 kills while the second player has 14 or something
>two scrubs from other team ragequit
>get auto-switched to the team to whose loss I've contributed so much
>feels like I raped myself now

Fuck I hate auto-balance.

>join public minecraft server
>30 mins in
>banned for "prolly not"

I had the image saved somewhere, because of how retarded it was.

>>253740958
You brought it on yourself. You know what kinds of reactions ponies elicit.

>>253740958
It's what you get for havin shit taste

>>253740871

based thanks anon

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>absolutely dominating enemy team
>just as we're 1 round away from victory, i get team switched
>pick my new team up by the bootstraps and lead them to victory.

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>friend gets BF3 but I hadn't played in ages
>join BF3 server he's in
>Rush on Bazaar
>everyone is scrambling around the MCOM, but constantly getting killed
>see a guy right next to them just shooting them all down
>kill him wtih the .44, take the MCOM and then find cover
>banned because he was the admin and was upset I killed him
>all this in the space of like 30 seconds

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>back when Deus Ex multiplayer was at its peak
>join server, go with the rifle
>faggot host tells me to stop sniping or he'll kick me
>switch to plasma
>makes fun of me for using heavy weapons and sniping
>tell him that he doesn't see me telling him how to play
>"it's my server, you'll play by my rules"
>go with the pistol and exclusively hunt him down again and again, avoiding or running away from other players
>bans me after killing him I don't even know how many times

>>253741354
>shit taste
but you don't even know which pony i was using

>>253741506
There are a couple of admins like that on a server I go to. Any time someone kills them they slay them and make up some excuse

>>253741581
I don't have to

>>253736165
???? ?????!!!

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>>253741581
Niggas don't even have good taste in cartoons anymore.

Pic-related it's you

>>253741726
>cartoons
>taste
are you fucking 10 or something?

>>253737667
Get off vent or I'll have you bent!

>>253741726
>Pic-related it's you
but i never said i was cool.

>>253736382
Ich schlag dir gleich die Fresse ein Junge, echt jetzt

>>253740864
Me too Anon. It sounds like it would be fun.

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>>253735642

>username: CaptainRainbow with pic related as avatar
>join a server
>instantly banned for being a MLP-fan
>happened several times already

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>>253742239
Somehow someone thought this was a pony avatar once.

>>253742156
It would be fun, I do have vitural audio cable.

>>253742239
you deserved it

>>253735264
>CSGO
>die,see own team got rekt by one ct vs 5 terrorist
>me "holy shit you guys are horrible"
>votekick because shit own team
>not enough vote
>I'm top frag and their only hope

>>253740871
I know what im fapping to today

>>253742598
pub teams: not even once.

>things that never happened outside TF2/cowadoody

>>253740183
it never happened

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>eGo server
>join to see if they are as bad as people say
>there's a huge list of rules
>lot of autistic ones (such as no alt+4 jokes, meaning someone important fell for it)
>go down the entire list of rules and break every single one
>young-sounding people calling me "kid" and such
>banned on all servers

And that ban still exists to this day.

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>Play 18+ MP game
>swear in chat
>get banned from server for swearing

Why is this allowed?

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>>253737621
>hehehe drugs are cool

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>TF2
>"Don't kill me i'm friendly!"
>Kill them anyway
>Voteban starts
>You were banned, reason: Killing friendly hoovys, no f2p'ers allowed

I've been away for too long, is this why people say TF2 is shit?

>girl comes on server
>attention whoring on mic
>tell her to shut her rotten cunt
>get permamuted

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>trashing the other team
>admin is on other team
>banned for hacking

>>253743916
You're just being an ass. There's litterally no reason a good player would kill a friendly.

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>>253743592
I love masturbating and betraying my family, it's almost as good as swearing.

>play FEAR multiplayer
>haven't stopped playing since it came out
>absolutely rape everyone and their mother
>get called out by new faggots that I'm hacking
>all the other older players votekick him

Feels good man

>>253743916
>team killing
>"LEL WAI DI I GET BANNED?!"

faggot

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>playing shit games where faggots are in charge

>>253743916
I fucking hate this shit.

>"Don't kill le spycrab!"
>"We're trying to conga, asshole!"

>scout vs scout
>other player starts running around shooting at me and missing
>i carefully aim and hit him a few times
>he switches to melee
>i shoot him in the face and he dies
>"Wow, can't even melee."

>>253744165
>FEAR multiplayer
why is it so good

haven't played in years... still remember my CD-key

>>253744120
>>253744169
He's talking about passive players on the opposing team. Usually they're children.

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>>253743916
>boot up old favorite game for nostalgia
>click the server list
>filter out the servers with 0 players
>no-kill server
>no-kill server
>no-kill server
>server with 3 people which is full
>no-kill server
>no-kill server
>server locked with a password
>no-kill server

>>253744234
Do you remember when you used Xfire, and added random niggers to your xfire?
Those were the fucking times

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Every single time on plr_hightower.
>Round ends
>Redfag: Stop capping!
>Redfag: This is hightower. Don't cap idiots!
>Bluefag: Why not try and stop it?
>mfw Red fag can't do a goddamn thing against people who like to play the game as it's meant to be played

>online multiplayer

Y'all deserved it.

>>253744027
>person joins the jailbreak server I frequent
>was there every day for three weeks, not great but pretty good
>is well liked by pretty much everyone
>one day says he got a mic so he could be guard
>turns out to be a girl
She wasn't whoring, just talking normally. Anyway, the admin on at the time started treating her differently and people were generally just making a huge deal out of it for no reason. She hasn't used her mic since. When people ask her to she always makes up some excuse why she can't

>>253744335
What the fuck? People do this?

Delete this!

>>253744165
>playing chivalry
>be doing well
>some random fucker calls a votekick on me
>get banned from the server

Every fucking time

>>253744335
Other shit that goes down on that godawful map.
>Bunch of people from both teams gather in one place to stand around and taunt
>Run over there as Scout and kill some
>They get upset, telling me to stop
>I tell them the objective is to kill the other team and cap the point
>Eventually they start fighting back
>Basically forcing them to play the fucking game

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>>253744120
I'm not singling them out or anything i'm just shooting everyone on the opposite team as soon as I see them. I thought that was the point of the game.

>>253744169
b-but they're on the enemy team not my team

>>253744179
>>"Don't kill le spycrab!"
I always wonder, like, what is the BEST case scenario for these people? They walk around with a glitchy animation for a few minutes that everyone's seen before and... that's it? Are the other players really sitting behind their screens, laughing their asses of at this?

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>>253735264
>2008/9 when "u mad" wasnt everywhere
>Dominating
>Hear that one kid get mad
>u mad?
>Banned
>Reason: Being a faggot
>Couldn't imagine in 5 or 6 years how much I would want to thank him

>>253744553
>Being a faggot
Why can't more bans be this based?

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>>253736443
>die
>get a long respawn
>kicked for inactivity

>>253744370
give that bitch a fucking medal

>>253735264
>Run own server
>Tell little shit to cram it
>"I know the admin"
>Ban him for having a whore mother

>>253736382
Lern Deutsch Wixxer.

>>253743916
>TF2
>friendly fire

>call some dude a dumb nigger
>nothing
>call somebody else a dumb cunt
>banned

Well go choke on a bag dicks m8

>>253744541
>Are the other players really sitting behind their screens, laughing their asses of at this?
I doubt it. And it's not like the person doing it can see a goddamn thing since he'd be looking straight up or something. He has no way of knowing if people can even see him, but, I guess since they can't play well they need to seek out attention by being a clown or something.
What I don't understand is why they don't just stick to the loads and loads of idle/RP servers.

>>253744541
I've always wondered that as well. Usually they have 150+ ping, so maybe that's why?

>>253744553
>umad wasn't everywhere in 2008/2009

are you sure you weren't living under a rock?

>Have christian friends who played lotro
>Chatted with them regularly on team speak
>We migrate to swtor
>Banned from TS reason: Only jerks would play a Sith

>>253744726
Friendly does not mean on the same team in TF2 you dumb shits. Friendly is when a player plays as some dumb peaceful thing like sandvich heavy or spycrab and get mad when people kill them.

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>>253744726
They aren't on my team though

To be fair, the Christian servers I've played on have been really nice.
>No swearing
>No ''trolling''
>Everyone playing the game and enjoying it
>Generally friendly atmosphere
If you can deal with the common ads it's actually a pretty good experience. Sure beats regular pubs most of the time.

>violate rules
>get banned
>tell /v/
why does this happen?

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>>253744553
Admin knocked the faggot out of you. I would want to kiss him too

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>join NWN server where friend is admin
>he gives me all the best stuff
>other players pissy
>mfw he bans them

>>253743916
TF2 isn't as shit as people like to make it out to be, but a lot of servers are.

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>TF2
>Frequently grief an orange mlp server with my shitty 4s team
>Learn about sentry health exploit
>build up health to around 10,000
>place on enemy tower
>keep it at level one until its needs more ammo
>spam rescue ranger bolts and short circuits so it never dies
>these faggots use vanilla hud and have no idea that the sentry has buffed health
>eventually reveal its true power level and upgrade it to level 3
>they bitch about how they can't take it down
>not even 14 stickies from the scottish resistance can take down this unstoppable beast
>just say that the rescue range and short circuit are op and that they need to git gud
>an entire team couldn't take down one sentry
>goes on for about an hour until an admin destroys it with with a plugin
>plr_wowyou'recool_a12
>"Do it again and I'll ban you"
>yeah whatever m8

We've been griefing this server for like a year and we're still not b&.

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>make a blatantly ironic post on the nexus comment section on the mod of a friend
>le banned for disrepect to mod authors face

Love that shithole.

>>253745482
TF2 as a game is shit. As a griefing engine it's top notch.

>>253745482
>>253745642
I got banned for griefing for placing mini-sentrys using the Gunslinger and defending it with the Frontier Justice. It worked pretty well, but, it's not like I lived forever. Besides, one decent Direct Hit user and I'd be toast. I just don't get it. How is playing the game like it's meant to worth a ban? Are people really this shit at countering minis?

>More than 1100 hours in TF2
>Countless hours in other shooters and source games
>Never seen a Christian server

I'm wondering where /v/ finds all of these religious servers. Do you seek them out? Is there a search tag for server_religious or something?

Are you whining about one server you got banned from twelve years ago when you were a little kid?

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>>253745774
The best counter is a vaccinator medic imo. No crit damage and minimal bullet damage. DH also works. The only people who can't counter them are butthurt 6s fags who only care about "muh meta".

>>253739656
First thing I type in those servers is how much dick the admins suck. If I'm not banned it's going to be a good time

>>253739874
What's worse is the people that want to use other words in place of swearing. Fucking pussies

>>253746008
Christian servers actually seem like the non-cancerous servers.

>>253744171
>Implying that's not every game since online was 56k.

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>Black guy joins
>Turn on mic
>Scream "NIGGER" as loud as possible
>He gets butthurt
>Get banned
>Totally worth it

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>>253742046
>Ich schlag dir gleich die Fresse ein Junge, echt jetzt
>echt jetzt

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>banned
>reason: lol kill urself ugly virgin

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>>253746751
>High pitched kid calls me a nigger

>>253746751
I got this friend, he acts like the most stereotypical ghetto black dude.

It's fun as fuck going into gmod servers with him.
He usually gets banned.

>>253746820
Halts Maul Jungeeeeeee!

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>banned
>reason: You're too old. :P

>>253744271
The fuck is a no-kill server?

>>253747259
A chill place to hang

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>banned
>reason: racism

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>>253746751
>Black guy joins
>Turn on mic
>Scream "NIGGER" as loud as possible
>"AW SHIT, WHAT? NIGGA DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?"
>Get confused
>"What?"
>"I'M SAMUEL MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON, YOU SON OF A BITCH. CALL ME THAT AGAIN AND I'LL FUCK YOUR EYES OUT"
>"What?"
>"SAY WHAT AGAIN. SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMNED TIME"
>"What?"
>Out of nowhere, Samuel Jackson appears behind me
>Shoots me in the balls three times
>Leaves

>>253747259
You know those shitty small generals that are made up of half a dozen tripfags fighting for the attentions of whatever random anons wander through? Pretty much that in game form

>>253735543
ADMIN ABUSE
ADMIN ABUSE
AAAAADEM ABUUUUSE
AAAAAAAAAAERAERRREHGHRAEGAHEGAGGGEHRHHHEHRGRGRGG

>>253735264
well then dont curse? its not hard.

>>253737621
>Weed? No thanks, I like not having cavities


this is a great image

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>CS Source sever
>typical bunch of XxX420blzitN0Sc0p3xXx players
>one guy spamming shitty music through his mic
>"yo brb gon smoke a bowl brah iight"
>Marijuana kill spray, profile pic
>half of them are AFK

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>banned
>reason: calm down, it's just a game kid. ;)

>>253747465
Fucking hell, I hate the internet

>>253737514
>swearing is for mature people

swearing isnt mature nor immature. there are times to swear and times not to. no one wants to here you curse for no reason.

Is there anything worse than female admins?
The worst part is that even if themselves they're okay, the sort of behaviour they inspire merely being present makes the server worse.

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>>253747841
>banned
>reason: buzz lightyear was not the first man on the moon you retard

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>Banned
>Reason: Buzz Lightyear was not the first man on the moon you fucking dumbass.

>>253748301
>>253748281
wot

>>253748301
>being this much of an attention whore

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>>253748281
>>253748301
WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!!?

>>253747448
i cant believe im going to say this unironically (but fully sarcastically)...

Cool story bro.

>>253747949
>Frequent a XG deathrun server in TF2
>Enjoy the game mode so i play there often
>The most active admin on that server is some 14 year old girl
>Another regular, some beta 17 year old, comes along
>This guy is seriously fucking omega
>All he does is bitch and whine to me about how much he likes her
>Point out the age difference and he gets megapissed
>Eventually he proposes she be his girlfriend in the server, and asks her on an e-date
>Naturally, she goes "u-um" and leaves
>Everyone shames omegalord and he never comes back onto the server
>He then spends hours working in photoshop, bribing other XG members to make a false report
>Apparently this isn't the first time she's been asked that and some 23 year old did it the week before not knowing her age
>Report goes through and she's banned
>Then whines to me and says everyone hates her
>Last online: 234 days ago

Why do tf2 servers have so much bullshit i just want to play fucking deathrun

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>>253747949
>Is there anything worse than female admins?
Trans admins are worse.

>>253735264
Mind your mouth, heathen.

>>253748503
It means someone copy pasted trying to get replies

>RO2 server with no admins on:
>banter, jokes, everybody having a good time and goofing around

>RO2 server with admins on:
>REMINDER THAT TEXT CHAT IS FOR STRATEGIZING ONLY
>VOICE CHAT IS ONLY FOR STRATEGY TALK
>Player has been banned
>reason: saying "ass"
>no fun allowed

>>253748572
Fucking this. No, I don't care that you wish your testes were ovaries

>>253748556
Wait, why was she banned? I don't understand. What was the false report about

>RO2 server with no admins on:
>banter, jokes, everybody having a good time and goofing around

>RO2 server with admins on:
>REMINDER THAT TEXT CHAT IS FOR STRATEGIZING ONLY
>VOICE CHAT IS ONLY FOR STRATEGY TALK
>Player has been banned
>reason: saying "ass"
>no fun allowed

of course

>>253748556
Saved, that's a neato story.

>>253748780
Some dumb shit he made up about how she had been banning random people, him included. He is now an admin, and so is his "new girlfriend". He also for some reason thinks i'm his best buddy when i hate him

>>253748572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQr__hxZad8

>>253739457
RICK JAMES
BITCH

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>>253748572
>was interim GM for a while before I quit WoW
>got us into heroic raiding, with a second raid group running and shit like that
>built us up so we were actually a name worth knowing
>GM comes back, give him the reins again
>stop playing for a couple months
>come back
>tranny was put in charge when GM left again
>he ran the guild into the ground because he kept kicking people who offended him in any way
>basically turned it into a toxic hugbox and eventually disbanded it when he realized all the active members had left

>>253746820
Ja, echt jetzt. Dieses Jetzt ist keine Lüge oder etwa ein selbstgemachtes Jetzt. Nein, dieses Jetzt is ein Jetzt das ich aus der Jetzt-Geschäft eingekauft habe, in Komplekt mit einer Bestdigung das es in *echtes* Jetzt ist. Bitte nicht mehr gegen meinem ecthen Jetzt solche smutzige Worten sprechen. Oder ich schlag dir im Mund, ich schwöre auf meiner Mutti.

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>join server
>banned
>Reason: This server is for people who have girlfriends

>>253748742
Getting hammered and going on an RO2 server where the admins are asleep or whatever is some of the most fun you can have with a video game.

>>253748985
>Shock Man Man High on Drug Climbs Electricity

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>>253745482
Might as well post another

>gmod
>jailbreak with the same friends
>we have blank names
>some tween is the warden
>friend keeps voting to kick him for nonsence reasons
>"Votekick reason: Supports the reptilian overlord Obama"
>never listen to the warden
>always conspire against him
>we do what we want
>do everything we can to become warden
>I become warden
>friend give me idea
>he's also on my team
>"Alright, anyone with a black character model must be killed on site"
>everything goes to hell
>server goes nuts for the next few days
>go on about a week later
>server is still going chaos
>same warden kid is on
>still try and votekick him
>I eventually make it to the guard team
>give random prisoners and my friends guns
>fun times
>I eventually become warden again
>"Okay, we're going to do a real prison simulator. No one leaves there cell. Ever. We're not even going to open the gates"
>I didn't know that the gates open after a certain amount of time
>guards are still killing people with minority models
>eventually get b& by tween's admin friend for spamming votekicks even though it wasn't me who was creating them

Might have to start doing this again.

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>>253746751
>scream into a mic
>get banned
>lol guys so worth it fucking epic

>>253748742
>>253748807
>>253748281
>>253748301
Samefag

Daily reminder for all server admins to ban weeb trash and horsefuckers on sight

>playing line battle server
>one fag doesn't want to line battle
>doesn't follow orders
>mod shoots him for insubordination
>next round
>fag doesn't follow orders
>mod shoots him for insubordination
That was fucking great to see

>>253744517
The chiv community is fucking awful. They have these shitty little clans and votekick everyone from servers that aren't playing the game good enough. And then there's the little fucks thqt call votekicks because "le epic trolol XDDD :P"

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>>253749160
>

>>253747816
Can't wake up.png

>>253748572
The group I used to play games with had a trans admin, she was actually pretty cool.

Shame the group ended up dying, but I still chat with her on skype occasionally

>>253735264
>Shitpost on /v/
>Banned
>Reason : your shitty thread

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>>253743443
>back in 2011
>go onto a CS:S server
>EdgeGamer nerds are fucking everywhere, it was one of their servers
>Call some guy a nigger
>Same guy comes on mic with nasally nerd voice
>"Don't you realize that you could hurt people's feelings (snort) when you talk like that too them?"
>"Yeah, but I didn't realize there could be a world champion spot for "The world's worst limp-dicked shitpusher."
>Banned. Reason: "why dont you go back to kindergarten and learn how to be more polite to people you fucking dumb asshole."
>mfw

>join server
>banned
>Reason: 6'3 and above only, no manlets allowed

>>253749782
>/fit/ makes a server

>>253749419
mcfucking kill yourself
>>253749165
I love the game but I only play during off hours now because the admins are all powertripping little babies.

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>banned
>reason: ?????? ?????

>>253749106
>trans admin for a forum
>banned everyone who said anything even slightly sexist about girls
>had a mental breakdown when a guy said "all guys care about a girls looks" to some underage girl
>completely left the community when a server glitch changed everyones gender to male

>>253750510
>server glitch changed everyones gender to male
HAH

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>>253737621
>real /v/

This place is so pathetic sometimes

>>253750634
Anime is the gayest stuff on earth
go back to /a/

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>>253750986
ur the gayest guy on earth
go back to /lgbt/

rekt

>>253750634

You realize it's just some retard emulating Queeftin, right?

>>253749475
line battles are the most boringly autistic things I've ever seen

>playing sea map
>admin announces that they're changing game modes
>about 50% demands linebattle
>i say that linebattle is shit
>GO BACK 2 COD
>"If you hate linebattles then you hate history because linebattles are historical. Simples."
>banned by admin

>>253735642

That's what you get for being a pony fucking faglord

>>253751479
Guess I'm just a historyfag then. Go back 2 COD

>>253751479
>>253749475
These sound like people just lining up in the open and shooting at each other. Is that what these are? Because that sounds fucking stupid.

>>253751247
Epic Rekt meme by brogre! What next? Shrekt? Doge? Shrek is love Shrek is life?? LMAFO!

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>>253751735
i'll fucking cut your sausage you meat-packing butcher bitch

>>253751659
point out one war where autistic 14 year olds followed nasally omega males in a single file line and instructed by nasally english people over teamspeak that shooting enemy officers would result in a temp ban

>>253751968
Oh I see. You like the oldskool /v/ memes such as Green and Purple (Hilarious!), Shazbot (Ho ho ho!) and Mr Bones Wild Ride (My sides!!)???????? Well, I can't blame you my "m80" as they say in Bongland, those days were the epic ages of /v/ (and I stress /v) memin'!!!

>>253752019
Great Emu War

>>253752019
>implying I play on retarded servers

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>>253752160
no my favorite meme is your mom

cus everyone knows that meme well 8)

>>253751518
>0 reading comprehension

>>253751727
pretty much. you stand in a single file line at all times until you're instructed to charge the enemy in which you're not allowed to fire your gun unless you're an officer/personally giving [GERMANIA]_1stbrg_Prussiaboo rimjobs

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>>253750634
>>253751247
>>253751968
>>253752332
/a/ shitposters are the worst. p-please leave?

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>>253751735

>>253750634
god, Nisekoi's ending was so shit

>>253752406
Oh, okay. Is this a fairly accurate representation of a linebattle match?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Dhu3IeT7zA

>>253752534
>stuttering
Weeb.

>>253746008
they most certainly exist, but I haven't run into any recently, but if you are not playing NA servers than you probably not going to run into any.

>>253752962
10/10

>>253743428
It happens pretty often when an admin lets his gf play in his server.
She gets killed, complains about it in passing because they're on teamspeak or some shit, and then you get banned as a flirting attempt.

Then she dumps him because he's a fat faggot.

>>253742397
It actually looks like one mang.

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>>253749738
>The world's worst limp-dicked shitpusher

>>253738782

I never get tired of that picture

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>>253747096
Echt jetzt!

>>253740448
Haven't you learned?
Winning at all means you're a tryhard.
Losing at all means you're a scrub.
Knowing more than someone means you're a fedorautist.
Knowing less than someone means you're a babby.

Ignore the buzzwords. They don't know what they mean.

>join server
>few minutes in get banned
>reason: test

>>253737409
>literally
That isn't what that word means, faggot.
Take your le epic may mays elsewhere

>that hilarious moment when the underaged mod dosent know how to permaban
>coming back to the server untill he gets hilariously buttfrustrated

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>>253753294
Thanks Anon, I try.
my throat hurts from doing that

>>253741228
Prolly not what?

>>253742397
>four legs
>kids don't know what Homestar is

It was pretty much fate.

>Banned
:Reason: ;)

>>253741718
dota in a nutshell

>2011
>Brawl's been out for a while now
>member of one of many communities built around online matches
>decide to play random for the first time in months
>match found rather quickly
>Temple stage it's always fucking temple
>3
>2
>1
>GO
>rush at nearest opponent
>everyone starts taunting
>attack player
>player runs away to taunt more
>attack player again
>all three decide to team up
>basically forcing these idiots to play the game
>ruin them because they don't know how to play
>10 seconds left
>game freezes up
>30 seconds pass before stanard disconnection error
>one of the three disconnected because they were shit
>fuck it
>start again
>match found fairly quickly
>same shit

Why do people play games if they don't want to play the game?

>>253737667
>>253741872
>>253741872
I suck balls all day just because I like it so much

>>253739995
>>253740214
>>253740314
>>253740864
I do not understand. But I've never played online in any game due to shit connection being the best available where I live.

>>253755578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P67y7hLDmMU
>Brawl players in charge of playing video games

>>253738971
>What is that

So this is how it feels to be old.

>>253756573
>he hasn't seen it
No, you're not old.

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>>253748572
In my experience, trans people are either super cool or tumblr warriors who get offended by everything, haven't really seen any middle-ground yet.

>>253756213
>there's a name for this shit
>people actively plan for this
>this is a thing
>new smash on the horizon

Oh lord, kill me now.

Been playing under the moniker of Stooge for years, at some point a friend of mine discovered a TF2 server called StoogeGaming. It was a US server and we're Europeans so it wasn't very useful to us, but nevertheless I convinced a couple of guys to change their names to Stooge and join the server with me, at which point we encountered some very butthurt admins and I got banned for using my Steam name.

>>253756957
The middle ground is they're not easily clockable as trans and don't let anyone know they're trans.

>>253756957
I've met and fucked a few cool trannies but a lot of them seem to be annoying, yeah.

>>253757234
True, luckily I haven't met any trans people that just pushes it in the face of others.
I am genuinely amazed at the fact that I have not encountered any horror stories of the likes of this thread in any game ever.

>>253744370
>jailbreak
>not I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW I AM THE LAW
but she sounds pretty cool and that admin is a nerd

>>253756957
The middle ground trans people don't spend all day online doing nothing. They actually go out into the world like normal people.

>>253758091
>You betrayed the law
>LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>253741726
How are you today, /co/?

>>253758246
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdyEu5XTChk

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>>253755656
I FUCK MAN ASS

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>>253749301
>TF2 again
>griefing with a different friend
>hacker that works with lmaobox
>minus the the fact that he's a furfag, he's a pretty cool guy
>cp_dustbowl
>we're read team
>I go vaccinator medic
>he goes brass beast heavy
>he can stay revd up and walk normal speed
>he has a way to highfive himself into blue spawn
>aimboats everyone in spawn
>entire red team is spawn camping
>round ends
>check the number of assists on my profession collector's vaccinator
>over 300 assists
>three
>fucking
>hundred

This record of 312 assists still stands. His account eventually got vac'd. Good thing tf2 is f2p.

>>253759145
>i am the law
>i am the l-law
>LAW
>I am the- law
>I am the law
>the law
>law

>>253741581
what pony?

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>join MvM server
>go as Scout, everyone else is Engi so we need someone to pick up cash
>banned: Go Engineer next time

I keep getting post blocked because it says I am banned, I check and it says I am not

>>253740343
The Bible actually says quite a bit about it.
http://www.openbible.info/topics/using_profanity

>>253761103
Is Mathew 15:10-11 trying to tell me it's okay to suck a dick