>"CURSE YOU, SAGES! CURSE YOU, ZELDA! CURSE YOU, Link!"
>immense feeling of unsatisfaction.
heheheheheh
>>253717462
>"CURSE YOU, SAGES! CURSE YOU, ZELDA! CURSE YOU, Zelda!"
>Hyrule Historia reveals that Impa was going to have the Triforce of Power originally
>they gave it to Ganon instead because reasons
>Impa will never be the third member of the trinity and help Link and Zelda vanquish evil
>CURSE YOU, Boner69!
Jokes on you, dorf. I actually named Link after myself, and I used all capslock. It was awkward for the entire game, but it worked at the end, felt good.
>Curse you-AAH!
My name is actually Link. It's an uninteresting story, but to make it brief, my parents were (and are) both fat NEET fucks back in 86. A year or two forward, they named me after Link. I lost my shit when I found out Robin Williams suffered the same fate.
I have my friends call me Luke though. Fuck being called Link. Parents still call me it.
So irritating
>>253718057
.... Anon, are you a goron, by any chance?
>>253717682
So what was Ganondorf's deal then? He was just gonna be super powerful for no reason?
>>253718057
Layton's apprentice saves the day!
>>253718182
He had ambitions and wanted to become ruler so he took the triforce of power for himself.
>>253717462
and I fucked read it in a different tone in my head every time.
Fuck that part I forgot all about it.
>>253718057
HEY, LISTEN!
>First play though as a kid I named myself BOB
>Didn't fit anywhere in the game except in that scene
>I will never know the feel that everyone else does
>>253718057
Link doesn't seem too bad as far as names go, though.
>>253718404
I can definitely imagine how annoying it would be getting shit from people when they first find out
>>253718404
It does when you're in school. People made fun of me, not because of the likeliness to some Nintendo became, but because I was named after a fucking word to them.
Like being called page or some shit.
>>253718510
Do you at least like Zelda games?
>>253718510
Paige is a pretty hot girl's name, though
>>253717462
"CURSE YOU, SAGES! CURSE YOU, ZELDA! CURSE YOU, IMPA!"
>>253718553
Of course. They're great. But I actually got shit from my parents when I always insisted on choosing the file as 'Luke' and not 'Link' as if I didn't fulfill their nerdy fantasy they conjured when they met.
I love my parents but holy shit. I hope none of you ever do this to your kid, /v/.
>>253718613
I kind of pity any woman named Paige.
All those book related puns.... Ugh.
>>253718653
I say if someone is going to pick a name after a video game or some shit like that then at least pick a real name from it, like Claire.
>>253718057
have you ever figured that you may be the actual incarnation of a legendary timetravelling hero and have to unite with Zelda Williams to save the world from a powerful evil?
>>253718653
I already sworn an oath tat if I ever got twins they would be called Talt and Tael.
>>253718057
prove it
>>253718057
>not embracing your unique name
>not making it your mission to track down and date Zelda Williams
>not getting to play vidya w/ Zelda and Robin
anon pls go
>>253718724
>All those book related puns.... Ugh.
We're not RPing, anon.
>>253718653
>Naming the file Luke
Is it satisfying irritating your parents like that? I feel like it would be. Do you have any siblings who suffered the same fate?
>>253718057
HAY
LISTEN
Also bullshit Link cannot talk turn the computer off
>>253718862
Nah, they cut the bullshit and grew out of their phase by the time they had my brother. He's called David.
>>253718653
I never thought someone out there had the power to disappoint their parents by the name they chose in their file on a game
The irony on it is pretty hilarious though, the one thing thing they thought made the name worth it, "and then we'll make him play zelda and he'll actually be named link!", and the fact that they gave you that name led to you not liking it and not fulfilling their fantasy
>>253718954
I bet he calls himself Dark Dave 666 online
>>253718510
I'm a teacher.
You have no idea how normal of a name 'Link' is now.
I've encountered:
>Tiger
>Honey
>Opium (this made me really fucking mad)
>Koree (Corey, but spelt to be an 'individual')
>Mahaliah (mah-hay-lee-ah, not ma-ha-lee-ah, which everyone called her when reading her name because that's what it fucking spells)
There's more but I try to blank them out.
I've been told, on two separate occasions, from two separate teachers, that they've encountered a 'La-a' (lah-dash-ah) in a completely serious tone.Keep in mind this is in Australia, and the kids weren't black.
The New Zealand government had to stop people calling their children 'the 11:52 bus stop' and 'superman'.
>>253718954
>they cut the bullshit
>He's called David
>Implying
>>253718954
>David
>>253718954
>they cut the bullshit and grew out of their phase by the time they had my brother. He's called David
I don't think so.
>>253719236
Why you posting a picture of Iroquis Plisskin ddafafaf idiot
>>253719139
>>253719236
Oh fuck off. I hope not. My dad loved MSG on PS1. I hope it's just coincidence though.
>>253719130
>In 2008, a 9-year-old girl named “Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii” was put under New Zealand family court’s guardianship to change her name since it “makes a fool of the child,” the Guardian reports.
>>253719303
>My dad loved MSG on PS1
It happened. I'm sorry, anon.
>>253719303
>MSG
Starring Solid Snack?
>>253719376
Sweden also has a naming law and has nixed attempts to name children "Superman," "Metallica," and the oh-so-easy-to-pronounce "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116."
>>253719284I usually pretend they're different people, but it was the closest pic of Snake in my folder.
>>253719130
>Mahalia
Was this in a school in Illinois, by any chance?
>>253718818
seriously, this
you need to find her, Link
>>253719412
>EXTRA SUGAR, EXTRA SALT, EXTRA OIL AND MSG
>>253719531
>Keep in mind this is in Australia, and the kids weren't black.
No.
>>253719548
having your father in law be robin williams would be suffering though.
>>253719130
>there are sapient lifeforms who choose to name their offspring "Opium"
FUCKSHITCUNTASSNIGGER
>>253719503
>Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116
Dd anyone honestly try to name their child this?
I know people are stupid, but christ, you're naming people here, you wouldn't even use that as your username let alone a real name
>>253719503
Isn't it pronounced Albin or something?
>>253719618
Jumped the gun and didn't read that far until after posting.My sister's named Mahalia, with the same wonky pronunciation.
>>253719503
>the oh-so-easy-to-pronounce "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116"
It's pronounced Albin, duh
>>253719680
Unlike driving, there is no license test to be a parent.
>>253719754
It's probably worse with an Australian accent, where we pronounce some letters funny.
She was the sweetest girl though, she knew her name was stupid and was fine with correcting me until I got it right and remembered it.She was also the only person to comment on my haircut looking nice ;_;
I grew up in a predominately Asian city. I knew a Vietnamese kid named 'Dung', pronounced "yoo-ung".
Even his family gave him shit.
>>253717462
>CURSE YOU CAT
>>253719787
A parent certification system would fix so much, too bad pregnancy doesn't work that way and people never get tired of the old in and out
>>253719932
>Even his family gave him shit.
Fuck off Carlos
>>253719303
Yeah, you just keep hoping. The truth will catch up to you soon enough.
There was a guy in one of my classes recently named Shithead but pronounced shi-thead.
Hilarious seeing the professor stumble over the pronunciation.
>>253719896I bet your hair's fabulous, anon.
>>253719303
>My dad loved MSG on PS1
>I hope it's just coincidence
>>253719932
>Even his family gave him shit
If I have kids I will call him Dante, shit it's subtle.
for 1 playthrough is persona 4 sufficient, or is it a must to play golden?
i just cant buy a vita for a while, especially given the lack of games
>>253718057
Keep that up and they'll be calling you Luke-ario soon enough. Stick with Link, at least your not associated with furries then.
>>253719130
>superman
my sides have left the building.
>>253720250
I really isn't
People will either think of DmC or that movie with the volcano with James Bond.
>>253720221
>MSG
EXTRA SUGAR, EXTRA SALT, EXTRA OIL
>>253720252
>at least your not associated with furries then.
>>253720251
original is fine. they dumbed some bosses down in golden.
>>253720364
Or my nigga Dante Alighieri.
>>253720120
Shithead is a middle eastern name and is pronounced Shi-thead. There was a girl in highschool named that.
>>253720364
You fucking idiot, Dante is a legitimate name and has been since the Divine Comedy.
>>253720521
I honestly wonder how well known he is with people nowadays
Sxosb eik kxaj jkifat safxoh opsofk no ted'k khudjcuko fhefoh deidj udt ju0 kxom ad u dehmuc odwcajx ussodk, General Scales
>>253719563
>SNACK, YOU HAVE TO WATCH YOUR CHOLESTEROL INTAKE
>CHOLESTEROL INTAKE?
>>253720557
I once went through a checkout at target and the cashier's name was "negar"
she was black.
>>253720250
My gf wants to call my son Ezio, I ain't having no kids until she stop with that shit.
>>253719130
>>253717462
I read it like he sort of whispers Link like He lamented him the most. Still works.
>>253720671
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negar_%28name%29
>Negar or Negâr is a feminine given name of Persian origin meaning "sweetheart."
>>253717528
>>253720671
>work in a grocery store
>one of the managers is a black woman
>see name tag
>"Ebony".
>sweating intensifies
>>253720731
Give her a green hat with a beak and eyes attached to it and say "it's your baby" then leave
>>253720649
>By the way, sorry to dissapoint you, but I did manage to smuggle out my hot dogs.
>How did you do that ?
>In my stomach. Thanks to the shot you gave me that suppressed my stomach acids.
>>253719639
what? why?
>>253718613I got my first crush when I was 4 or 5 on a girl named Paige at my daycare. She was a real qt3.14, from what I can remember, but I never saw her after. When I was around 14 or 15, I totally fell for another girl, a case of limerance. I'm not sure if I've totally grown out of it by now, about 5 years later, but I realized that the limerance was caused because the girl looked like and reminded me of Paige deep down.
I guess I have a thing for girls with long brown hair, slightly tomboyish personalities, similar hobbies to mine, a slim build, feminine facial features, and a cute smile.
Sage because blogging.
>>253718057
At least you aren't DOVAHKIIN
>>253720843
well how about that.
>>253720898
was her last name brown
>>253720898
was she sassy?
>>253720991
>There is a 3 year old somewhere whose name is Dovahkiin
>>253720894
>>253720991
At least he gets free bug-ridden Bethesda games for the rest of his life, I gues.
>>253720915
He said Ezio, not Ezlo
>>253720991
That kid looks like a Red Orb from Devil May Cry, holy shit. Why is he so fucking red?
>>253720991
Goddamn they fucked up the skin hue in character creation.
>>253720991
why is he a fucking tomato?
>>253721221
He just found out his name is Dovahkiin.
>>253721003
>>253721114Couldn't tell you, she was fired less than two months after I started, I believe for slacking
>>253721221
>>253721228
>>253721314
>>253718057
Luke, I am your father.
>>253719284
Iroquis Plisskin died on that tanker two years ago...
>>253721406No, I'm your father
>>253721459
No, you idiot. It's Snake the one that died on that Tanker, two years ago.
>>253721221
>>253719130
what's wrong with mahaliah?
>>253721152
>>253720894
>TFW managed to convince my wife to to name our child Christian Iving Andrews
>Or, in other words,CIA
Why don't you have a kid yet /v/?
>>253721583
>>253718057
>this retarded post and all the people replying to it
Are people on /v/ really this dumb? Do you not know that it's a fucking common name?
>>253721652
>>253721652
Every single time
Jesus fuck
>>253721713
not in the US
>>253721746
>>253720120
Can he do a blackflip?
>>253721459
>Iroquis
This isn't even a first name what the fuck kojima?
What would you actually name your children, /v/?
>>253721631
You still named you child Christian, so I cant see how that was worth it.
>>253719680
Yes, there are parents who attempt to name their children that.These adults with children (calling them parents gives them too much credit) are not thinking of their child, they are thinking of either sticking it to the man, or thinking how cool it would be for them to have a child named something like that.
>>253721631
Because of eugenics. I'm no good enough to pass on my genes.
>>253719563
>EXTRA SUGAR, EXTRA SALT, EXTRA OIL AND MSG
What? I thought it was "extra oriental energy" for that last part.I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCKAVO
>>253721820
>>253721843
yotsuba
>>253721843
I'd name my daughter Colette
>>253721820
>>253721843
I always thought that Ethan was a good name.
>>253718510
Britfag here. "Link" would be liek being called "shit. A link being slang for a turd, as in a link of sausages. It's a bit old fashioned though.
My dad always laughed when I played Zelda.
>>253721923
>>253721986
Its worked for me so far.
>>253721843
Christopher "mootykins" Poole.
>>253721968
I have seriously thought about this before, dammit. Colette is just too great. Plus, its a really nice name.
>>253721631
>naming your child after a fucking /tv/ meme.My wife wants to name our daughter Emi.
>>253721843
If male anything that isn't Bobby. Worst fucking name ever. Josh most likely.
If female then I have no fucking clue.
>>253717872
Why is that awkward? It's called self-insertion. It's quite normal in gaming.
>>253717528
>>253720894
>>253721152
>>253721583
>>253721652
>>253721746
>>253721820
>>253721923
>>253722021
It's like I'm 12 years old all over again. Keep 'em comin'.
>>253722083
reminds me of that guy who got in trouble.
that VN hana or whatever.
>>253720991
Isn't that his middle name
>>253722078
mah nigga
>>253719503
They also have laws that say you must inhale 75 kg somali nigger dick every month or you get sent to prison, lifetime sentence of course
>>253722021
>>253721923
>>253721820
>>253721746
>>253721652
>>253721583
>>253721152
>>253720894
>>253717528
>>253721746
>tfw this makes me laughbut also turns me on imagining her with a huge pair of balls and a long futa cock she feeds Link regularly. thanks terrible futa fetish
>>253718653
If I ever have a son Felix is actually a decent name I'd want to use
>>253722125
It's awkward because most sentences aren't all capped like his name except for the one at the very end with Ganondorf.
Keep up anon.
>>253721843
rockroll if they're a daughter
>>253717462
>Name is TJ
>Never ever have to feel that feel
git gud fgts
>>253721843
Speedy, Foosh, and Ugly Tom.
>>253721986
SHAAAAAAUUUUNNN
>>253722285
Cool name and may actually work as everybody pretty much forgot about the cat by now.
>>253722349
You. I like you.
>>253721843
Roy if guy, Sal if girl
>>253722415
JAAAAASOOOOOONNNNNNNN
>>253722580
>>253722415
FAAAAATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
>>253721843
>>253722723
LIQUIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>253722069
Don't get me wrong but it isn't as stupid as you may think.
When the mother did all legal shit to register her child and whatever(probably still in hospital) she said that the girl should be called "Ledasha", person who wrote this asked to repeat is slowly - "Le-dash-a" so he/she wrote "Le-a".
The name is stupid and shit but imo. the "de dash dont be silent nigguh" is bullshit made up for lulz.
>>253722913
I recently found out you could make Snake scream that whenever you want during the Metal Gear fight
man it's fucking great
>>253720797
Someone post the GNU+Linux version.
>>253722723
KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>253723036
TETSUOOOOOOOOOOO
>>253722381
But do people ever ask you to SHIFT INTO TURBO and if you have even been in a pizza?
>>253722913
BROTHEEEEEEEER!
>>253723036
THAT'S MISTER KUH-NAY-DUH TO YOU, PUNK!
>>253721843
John
My last name's smith.
>>253720250
>tfw Dante used to be a good name until ameriniggers stole it
Atleast you can still name your son Vergil
>>253720991
holy shit make sure his parents don't summon the god hand with him
>>253721843
I don't plan on ever having children as I have genetic mental disorders in my lineage. If I somehow fuck up and get a bitch preggo I will force her to abort it one way or another because it's far more cruel to force somebody to live with that shit.
>>253723108
KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>253721843
Reimu.
>>253722165
Sorry, that's all I got. Did this on my current playthrough of Oracle of Ages/Seasons (Linked).I made him grow up to be a Hero.[/spoiler[
>>253721843
Doomguy.
>>253720991
Is that a boy or a girl?
>>253723607
It's a vegetableInb4 "tomatoes a re fruits!" I know nigger
>>253721968
Shit that's actually one of the names I'm considering. Not for vidya reasons, though. I'm also considering Catherine and Clementine, and again it's actually not because of vidya.
My bond with this hobby is on a coincidentally meta level.
>>253723601
>>253721843
Kenneth (Ken) if it's a boy, Erica if it's a girl.So that their names are appropriate in both Clapistan and Nippon.
>>253723681
Then why didn't you just say it's a fruit?
>>253717682
i don't remember seeing that in hyrule historia
>>253721968
>Implying I'm not going to name my son Lloyd Alexander
>>253723796
Cause it's a vegetable at heart.
>>253721843
after me because i'm already the 3rd
>>253723796
Because it means gay.
>>253721843
Isaac or David if boy, Bianca if girl.
>>253724024
>>253723992
let it be both, anon
>>253723607
It's a dragon, be more sensitive with otherkin.
>>253720250
Maybe if you're of Italian descent or of similar, latin descent.
If you're, say, White as snow, I'm gonna assume you played DMC if I ever meet your kid.
>>253721843
Richter or Simon if boy
Meryl or Felicia if a girl.
>>253722991
Sauce.
>>253721221
Holy shit
>>253724415
>son goes to the bathroom on his own for the first time
>HYDRO STORM
>>253724513
Hold triangle and Rex and Snake roar
>>253724646
Nice brah, I'm gonna try that next time.
>>253724586
Here's a funny story for you.
When I was 7 years old my sister, 5 at the time, used to love watching me play vidja games. One time while I was taking a shit she ran in, jumped on my lap and pissed all over my stomach and legs while screaming hydro storm. She then ran away, laughing. She got grounded, and I got scarred.I also got a piss and incest fetish
Thanks, video games.
>name myself ganon
>he curses himself
>>253724770
>>253724770
>>253724695
>>253718841
i promised myself that if i ever have twin boys i'd call them Luca and Claudio wich are normal italian names but when translated become Lucas and Claus
>>253725014
It's OKshe has serious daddy issues because our dad was a massive cunt. While she was 13~ she used to sit on my lap and 'trap' my arm between her legs and rub up and down on it. She would also steal my socks and smell them.But it's OK, I also did the same to her.
>>253717462
>"CURSE YOU, SAGES! CURSE YOU, ZELDA! CURSE YOU, ...Fuck!"
>>253725329
>>253725375
>>253723197
>>253725583
Why does it seem as if Navi has Tourette's?
>>253721843
Marisa or Alice.>>253723993
>>253725329
This sounds like something that would be entertaining to hear more stories of...
>>253725329
I like where this thread is going.
Please continue.
>>253725583
Should have called yourself Fuck me, so she says in the ice temple, 'Fuck me, it's cold.
>>253725759
It's great it makes everyone in the game seem as if they're annoyed that you've rocked up.
giving my first son "Lionheart" for a middle name
subtle?
autist?
yes?
no?
>>253725938
Whatever.
>>253721843
LuukasAnastasia
>>253721221
>>253725938
Like from that one shitty eugenics game?
>>253721406
get out
>>253725583
Personal favourite.
>>253721843
Noire and Morgan. I don't know how I'll convince anyone on Noire, though.
>>253724770
>One time while I was taking a shit she ran in, jumped on my lap and pissed all over my stomach and legs while screaming hydro storm.
>>253725975
>tfw always wear this in public
>people either say "cool necklace!" or "is that a final fantasy necklace?"
>subtle enough to hide my power level and still look cool
truly an amazing feel.
>>253720991
The parents really wanted their child to be bullied in school, huh?
>>253724770
why boner
>>253725817
>>253725896
Things pretty much continued like that for a few years after I moved back to where she lived. (I lived out of state for almost 6 years (from the time she was like 6 or 7 until about 4 years ago) Right now she's 15, the last time I was with her she had a boyfriend.
Every time he was out of the room/taking a piss/asleep, she would always want to be near me. I had pretty much given up on sister fuckin' and moved on to constant and regular masturbation to all variety of internet things.
But I knew she was still a little wonky. I don't blame her, our delightful father had made a habit of coming in and out of her life and basically trying to fuck her life up every time.
He'd been too and from jail several times, once for attempting to murder his girlfriend.
Anyway, every time her BF was out of the picture, she'd get all close to me, lay on me, rub my arms and look at me. It was super awkward for me because 80% of the timeI had a raging erection. Finally things went south when she tried to shower with me.
Keep in mind she's like 15ish at this time and her BF saw her go in, stark naked, after me.
I didn't make her leave, but I didn't try anything. She basically just hugged me from behind and quivered a lot, while making short, labored sounding panting noises. I don't think she was masturbating, but something sure as hell was going on back there.
Sable might be a nice daughter's name.
Don't know about a son's name.
...fuck these paternal urges rising in me lately. I just want to show my descendants awesome stuff about the world.
>>253726135
I just wanted to spend time with you, son
>>253724770
>>253718892
He has responses to questions, ergo he can talk, fag.
>>253726395
Dude, she wants your D. Why deny her your D? Just give it to her. For us all, anon. You must. Do it.
Is it not tradition to name your child after your father if its a son and after your wfies mother if its a grill where you people live?
Saves alot of hassle.
>>253726395
Look up the age of consent where you live.
Seriously. Do it.
>>253726395
>>253726608
The siscon dream is real. You must take the plunge, for every /v/irgin out there.
>>253726395
You have my envy.
I'd recommend keeping at least one rubber on hand when you're around her, though. Certainly sounds like she knows what she wants.
Well, unless you wanted to roll the genetic dice. The chances of abnormality might be a smidgen lower on the first generation, right?
>>253726608
>>253726642
>>253726671
As ridiculous as it seems to say this on /v/, I'm afraid I cannot do that. I live in the US, for starters. And despite the fact I crave it, and want it. I've never brought myself to put it in her.That doesn't mean I haven't pursued alternative routes.
>>253726625
We do that but with the middle name
like my dad's middle name is Clifford after my great grandpa and mine is Alvin after my grandpa
>>253721843
Jaerb
>>253721843
guuurl or my balls
>>253726947
You could always do some online ERP with her. Still intimate, but not as risky.
>>253726947
Anon...
Some things you just have to do, for the sake of mankind. Don't let silly laws stop you.
>>253726947
It is for the greater good.
>>253726947
Give it to her anyway. And seriously, look up the age of consent in your state. Just because Hollywood says 18, doesn't mean it's that everywhere. I'm seeing a hell of a lot more 16s, so your sister might almost be legal. Wait until she is if you want to, but either way, you must slide up in that shit.
For /v/
For humanity
For youself
For her
You love her, right? Why not show her in the best way you can.
>>253727092
>>253727110
>>253727167
Well, if it makes you anons feel any better.I got 'drunk' (read:one light beer) and 'passed out' and let her blow me. She's also given me a handie in a similar situation. I let her catch me smelling her socks (sorry, I'm a foot fag) and she 'forced' me to let her jack me off while she put her feet on my face.I guess one of these days, I'll have to give in to the temptation. When I was moving out of state, the last thing she said to me was that she was gonna marry me one day. I wonder if she still thinks that?
>>253727402
It does, anon. It does.Now stick it in her.
>>253727402
Return the favor, and then put it in her.
>>253726962
>Alvin
Are you a serial traitor
Chrom had to do something whilst the others were in Smash
>>253727402
ERP. Or perhaps video chat. Just thinking on some things that could be done despite the distance.Though, you won't have the pleasure of her grinding her foot against your swollen member in person.
>>253727402
>>253728027
Or even just chatting about what sorts of things get her going.
>>253721843
Sophia
>>253727484
>>253727610
>>253728027
Thanks for the visuals, now I'm gonna be up all night.
>>253728270
The time I was out of state, she was really young. We chatted by email, but she never went beyond simple minded chatter. It became this soon as I got back in person.
This part particularly amuses me. She's told me she's 100% not sexually in to her BF, it's basically literally a boy friend, but they consider themselves dating.
He doesn't know how lewd things are between us (Obviously, god forbid he found out). but it makes it all the more funny she practically cums herself when I touch her arm or hug her goodbye.
She texts me asking me when I'll visit next, and there's always that unspoken lust behind what she says. She seems to care less about a visit from her brother and more about touching my dick.
>>253727402
GO, AND HIT THAT THING WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!
AND THINK OF MY POST NUMBER WHILE YOU DO IT!
COME NOW, ANON. LET'S SHARE A BOND THAT IGNORES THE FRONTIERS OF THIS WORLD.
KNOW THAT MY COCK IS ERECT AND THROBBING, SEE IT AS A SIGN OF FRIENDSHIP.
NOW GO AND NAIL YOUR SISTER!
>>253722083
>>253721631
to be fair, CIA for your initials isnt that bad
mines NGA
>>253728509
>She seems to care less about a visit from her brother and more about touching my dick.
What's the problem?
And then the thread was derailed by a guy making up stories about his horny sister.
Not that I'm telling you to stop, this is some good stuff.
>>253721843
Finn and Jake.
>>253728623
>mfw my initials are ARF
What am I, a fucking dog?
>>253728560
Incest sans frontiers ?
>>253728509
>>253728890
>>253728849
>Making up
I'm sorry you don't believe me, and I won't provide an ounce of proof. But I'm glad you can enjoy it.
>>253728509
God damnit man.
All of this bullshit you're spewing is pissing me off now.
You have a bitch who's drooling from all orifices at the very thought of your cock, and you're screaming "BUT SHE'S MUH SISTUH!"
I don't give a fuck if she's your sister or a fucking goldfish. You owe it to all of use kissless virgins everywhere to stick your dick in that and make it yours.
No excuses.
Only fucking now.
>>253727402
Seriously, Boner?
Like, really?
Someone screen cap all of this.
>>253728509
Well, if nothing else, those deep talks about such things are easier to have after a good dicking.
Could get a motel room on the next visit, if privacy is a concern. Or find a secluded place to park a car, but that might get cramped.
>>253728969
You guys are kind of making me think about it.
Not saying I will.
But with all this positive response, all these people backing me up. I'm starting to feel obligated to achieve the dream. But I dunno, I don't want to be the one to crack her cherry, that's saying she even still has one. I feel like I owe it to her as her brother to let someone she actually loves do that. Keep it special.
>>253721843
Alice. It's a perfectly normal name and i love it as a name.
>>253728623
>tfw a Finnfag
>my initials are KKK
>>253728890
>mfw my initials are SWF
>mfw my name is a file format
could be worse
it's an ok icebreakerWhen you work forMicrosoft, but not their Xbox divisionpeople get a kick out of stuff like that
>>253728890
My initials are RTS.I'll be dead within the next 5 years
>>253729213
You are her brother. That's pretty special. You already share a very intimate relationship and strong bond that can never be broken.
>>253729314
>>253729213
>I feel like I owe it to her as her brother to let someone she actually loves do that.
And she actually loves you, ya little shit.
She wants you inside her. Why do you keep denying your sister? Do you not want to see her happy? Do you not love your sister anon?
If you love her, you must give her what she wants.
>>253729253
Fuck yeah nigger, me too.
>>253729213
Do it, son.
I believe in you.
>>253728890
CJH. I use CJ as my nickname all the time. Imagine how much I get made fun of over something so mundane. It's all in good fun though.
>>253729557How often do you drive your friends places?
>>253729557
How are you at following trains?
>>253729359
>>253729382
>>253729449
Well, 4chan is being weird and eating my posts. It could be my internet.
Thanks for the support, Anons. I might try my luck when I go to see her in two weeks. You might not hear about my exploits ever again, but I do love to shit post in threads, so there's always a chance.
Have a good night, everyone.
>>253721843
Francis or Richard for a boy, Mary for a girl.
>>253729881
Good luck fellow anon. Take care, Garnier.
>>253729643I have no friends, and I'm black.
>>253729678
I don't follow them. I have no reason to do so either.
>>253721843
Milly if I have a girl. It's the only name I actually like. My girlfriend is shit at coming up with names too so we'll be fucked if we have a boy or twins.
>>253728890
>tfw my initials are BGM
I only like vidya and animu music
I might just change my last name to something that begins with Y, so when I have a son I'll call him Gary Ash Y(something). He'll hate me forever but I won't give a fuck.
>>253728890
Mine are PMS.
At least I'm not a grill.
>>253720731
I'm italian so for me it would be normal to name my child Ezio. Or Mario/Luigi
>>253721839
FUCK YOU IT'S A COMPLETELY NORMAL NAME OK?
>>253730254
I know a guy whose initials are SJW.
He's a fat fuck who never seemed to give a damn about anyone but himself though, so I doubt he really is.
>>253720604
Not that guy but I don't think he's known a lot outside Italy
>>253719106
Underrated.
>>253730491
I wish I was part Italian, or if I found a girl who was part Italian. Remilia is such a beautiful name and I would love to call my daughter that. But I'm just some American so I would just look like a weeaboo piece of shit ;_; Maybe I'll just call my cat that when I get one.
>>253722381
were your parents too poor to afford vowels?
>>253721992
Yeah, but you people are retarded sometimes.
>>253721843
Straight up, Cassius.
I don't think I will ever get the chance.
>>253730753
>friends start calling him cass
>cass the ass
>"cass? isnt that short for cassandra?"
good thing you'll never have kids you neckbeard fuck
>>253730491
I like the name but my last names are Spanish and is not the ones that would bond well with the name.
>>253730836
No that's part of the appeal you don't understand.
>>253730968
You want your child to become a transgender faggot after being ridiculed for his name?
.. Oh. OHHHH. It makes sense now, I guess.
>>253730968
>part of the appeal is your child's misery
die ursef
>>253725938
Call him Leonardo. It's similar to Lionheart and it's an actual name.
>>253728890
>mfw my initials are RA
what am i, a fucking god?yes i am
>>253731036
Nigger it doesn't matter what his name is, he's gonna be ridiculed for anything. That's how bullying works.
>>253729272
>Mfw my name's also a file format
You too, huh?
My initials are RAR. Although I only have one thing to unzip.
>>253730912
My last name is Italian. So basically any Italian name will go well with a potentional child of mine.
Dante can actually work too
>>253720389
SHUT UP AND EAAAAAT
>>253728890
>mfw my inizials are SS
What am I, /pol/?
>>253731385
What are you, a female pedophile?
>>253728890
>tfw you shared initials with a fat retarded annoying kid
If /v/'s managed to do one thing, it's make me realize how boring my life has been.
Seriously, it seemes like you guys either have super lust between siblings or parents with interesting personalities, good or bad.
I hardly ever talked to my siblings because we all hated each other and my parents didn't do anything but make sure I didn't fuck up in school.
You've all managed to make me realize how uninteresting I am as a person.
Thanks.
>>253731301
Roberto Angelino Rigatoni
>>253731695
You're one of the lucky ones.
>>253731152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUvFeyGxaaU
>>253726447
>whatthefuckamIcasting.jpg
>>253729881
I-Is that you?
>>253728890
>mfw my initials are DPH
>I actually have two middle names so my full initials would be DPAH
>guess I'm the DPAH chief
>>253731769
Not really, because I still ended up as a lonely faggot that spends half his day on this shithole.
>>253721843
Cuban B Schoimen
>>253732007
Yeah isn't it great?
>>253732071
At least I could blame it on being treated like shit by my parents/siblings.
Nobody to blame but myself now.
>>253721713
>Link is a common name
It's not. "Existing" does not mean "common".
>have a child who can't walk
>call them wwwdswwsasdwwwwsasddddsaa
>>253732476
Assad
>>253721843
Atoli if it were a girl.Guy...Dante
>>253732476
>Child encounters a Fleshpound
>>253732476
>not naming the QWOP
>>253729881
>No legs
lmao gb2 /b/, m8
>>253732936
Moar
>>253732936
mods confirmed for asleep
>>253732936
Is she on the phone?
>Sorry, I'll have to call you later.
>>253733319
she's cucking her nigger bf
>>253733470
Is it really cucking if it's a dog? At that point it'd be more humiliating and degrading for the girl, that she'd stoop so low to consort with beasts.
>>253732936
why do I have a boner right now
>>253721631
Luckily for all future daughters, it is much simpler to just name them Cia.
>>253731945
we have to go dpah
>>253721631
now i want to name my future son Nigel William André
>>253733634
She's already beasting if she fucks a nigger, she can't go lower than that
>>253733634
personally i'd rather find out my gf fucked a dog than a nigger
>>253733954
>>253734016
You guys are okay
>>253724186
>>253723992
>>253723796
I dont care if a tomato indentifies as a vegetable, its a fucking fruit. Whats next, pizza being a vegetable?
I've had it with these genderqueer fruits.
Just yesterday a picked strawberry that demanded to be indentified as a plantsexual treekin homosexual mammal.
Needless to say I shat into my hands, smeared it across my face and yelled "NUCLEAR"
>>253733634
>Implying dogs aren't higher on the evolutionary ladder than niggers
>Implying you'd rather see your gf get fucked by a nogger than a dog
Deal with it, Erectus
>>253734240
It's a berry you dumb cunt.
>>253726314
motherfucker I had that exact same fucking necklace, it came with a ring and a flat keychain of his gunblade too
>>253734356
No, its a fruit/berry.
How do I know?
I found a ring in'ere last night
mine is LHC
>>253717462
>naming your character "Link"
Why do you think they give you the ability to put your own name in there?
>>253718057
>Not wanting to be called Link
It's like you're just pushing yourself to be more of a faggot.
I would love that shit.
>>253726314
CHINA
>>253734457
Was it bouncin off the moon or something?
>>253719130
I've only got two names I want for my children.
If it's male, then Leon.
If it's female, than Fiora.
Both Videogame characters, but nothing stupid.
>>253734482
Because most people don't like to self-insert.
>>253728509
I, USUALLY stay out of these conversations, but if you HONESTLY think that, I suggest 2 things in this order.
1st: Get her alone with you.
2nd: Ask for a honest answer with her and see if she really IS after you.
Once those 2 are completed, it is up fpr lady luck to decide your fate of having a go with her.
M8, I NEVER had a girl lust after me. PLEASE, don't let her get away if you are interested! Just, don't...
>>253719639
>not wanting to be his boy
>>253734990
Holy shit your post reeks of newfag, go and stay go
>>253721843
Ploc Banbe
>>253734293
No, of course not. I just mean the following break-up would be over a different reason than the humiliation of her wanting to be with another human rather than the disgust and pity I'd feel for her if she wanted to have sex with an animal.
>>253721919
YES I AM COOKING FOR MY SON AND HIS WIFE
IT'S HIS THIRTIETH
BIRTHDAY
[sax noises]
>>253718182
He's Demise re-incarnated over and over. Demise lusted after the Triforce, so now Ganon does.
>>253735270
Have you heard of microchimaeraism, anon?
>>253721843
>v
>Having children in the first place
>>253735379
I assume you're going to elaborate what that has to do with it.
>>253735150
>Not trying to convert me to 4chan-ism.
Just how pleb are you guys?!?
>>253735424
>Not having a legion of mini-me to shitpost on 4chen and raid Tumblr with
>>253721843
Kirby if female
abortion in mael
>>253727023
I prefer "no homo", it turns everything into inuendo
>>253721843
If it's a boy Nicholas
If it's a girl Alex
Doesn't really matter I'm never having kids anyway.
>>253721843
Colm, Tadhg, Toirdhealbhach, Aoife
>>253721713
Isn't it only common in the South though?
>>253726160
saved
>>253735484
Sure, if you want the long version you should probably research it yourself, but it basically means that when mating the female animal (mostly mammals like horses or dogs) absorbs the genes from the males semen, which affects both the babby and the female's brain to adopt qualities from the father. This means that if the female gets railed by multiple males before pregnancy, the babby would inherit characteristics from all the males, not just the one fertilizing the egg. That's why horse breeders will not hesitate to kill you if you let a donkey rail their arabian fullblood mare. The same applies also to humans, so that's why you should stay clear of coalburners.
Also I might be wrong about something I've written, I'm not all knowing
>>253736236
Upvoted
>>253736409
underrated post
>>253736495
THIS
>>253736649
is it memetime?
>>253736783
no i gotta go, maybe in like an hour or two
>>253729881
>He has a erection.
Best wishes to you, but keep the pictures for /hm/.
>>253736862
I swer this whole site is on drugs
>"Fuck you, Kage! And fuck you, Jables! I'LL GET YOU, TENACIOUS D!"
>>253736996
SIGNAL BOOST THIS!
>>253737395
did you just...
>>253737545
TRIGGER WARNING:
>>253721843
Ran.
This is a weird thread.
>>253737757
for you
>>253721843
SHANOAAAAH!
This whole thread.
>>253729253
alice best regular non anime name kthx
>>253721843
>Not naming your oldest kid Sage and your younger twins Captcha and Lurk
>>253721843
Cunt if it's a guy.
She-cunt if it's a girl.
>>253719130
But Honey was a common name back in 1940's America. It's not unusual for a name to resurface after a few decades.
>>253726160
>>253738263
>Not changing your last name to Fortune
>>253721843
LeShaquayana
>>253728890
my initials are APE
What am I?
>>253719932
I friend of mine is called Dung to, pronounced 'yoong'
He's also from vietnam.
I also know a kid called deeyay
>>253738927
Argentinian?
>>253721843
Grill: Imogen, Gretchen, Rachel
Boy: Garrett, Locke,Sephiroth
>>253728623
You think you have it bad, mine's CP
>>253739429
Go away moot
>>253721843
Jack the Ripper
>>253731875
Unless he is the pro dota player, Fear, I doubt that.
>>253739542
I never made that connection before.
>>253737136
>Initials are JB
>Friend starts calling me Jables
Now i just name everything Jables because its simple and kinda unique.
>>253721843
Peter Olav Leifor /pol/
>>253728623
My NGA
>>253718808
Dante's a good name.
I'll name my kid that.
>>253740346
People would just call him Dan.
>>253739429
Samuel.
Taylor.
Dickens.
>>253740346
Has a nice ring to it
>>253721843
: Lyra, Valerie, Scarlet
: Zachary, Tycho, Richard**My last name is Oak, and his middle name would be Sebastian.
>>253741137
>not Gary
>>253721843
Albert
Chris
Jill
>>253740202
atleast i can put #1 NGA on my raised, 40 inch rim caddy, right?
>>253721843
>mfw my family tells me how they spent days and days thinking of a name that wouldnt rhyme with bad words so that my sister wouldnt get made fun of at school
>name me nick
>>253742072
Pff, my parents just named me after my father
>>253741737
>Dick S. Oak
>>253722119
>Bobby
>worst name
don't you watch Supernatural
>>253721843
Isaak if boy
Dunno for girl Sophia, Rachel or Mia I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tetlsfi0Lro
>>253741737
lurk moar
>>253742072
My family specifically tried to name me and my brothers short names so they wouldn't get shortened much.
First came my oldest brother, Guy. Occasional jokes about 'he's a cool Guy' etc., but pretty simple.
Next came my other brother, Douglas/Dougie. Nothing amazing, although you'd be surprised how few people can spell that.
Lastly was me, who almost didn't get named in time for my birth. My mother was reading Poldark though, so I'm called Ross. I like the name.Dad wanted to call me fucking Bruno, dodged a bullet there.
>>253742585
I spend about 12 hours a day on 4chan, friend.
>>253731112
My Initials are JLC
And they're the same as my fathers
>>253728890
>>253731112
BROTHERRRRR
RA here too.
>>253721946
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>>253721986
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>>253742417
thank god none of these are ever going to happen
>>253720843
mein negar
>>253739843
>dota player
well fuck.
>>253722723
KAKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
>>253719563
SHUT UP AND EAT
>>253743270
>>253721843
Amelia or Lloyd.
>>253743879
>>253728890
At least yours are something. Mine are MCPF, you can't do shit with that.
>>253744296
mad cock-pussy fucking
What was this thread about again?
>>253744460
Holy shit, thanks.
>>253721896
>My genes aren't good enough
There's far too much of this on /v/. Stop letting the world (especially the internet) make you think you're not worthy of a full life.
>>253728890
>Initials are BER
Nothing more than a tard noise.
>>253735328
You misunderstood SS. Ganondorf isn't a reincarnation of Demise in the strictest sense of the word, he's just a reflection of that same spirit of hatred.
Demise was basically just saying "there will always be hate!"
>>253744801
Different guy here, my family has a history of heart problems. Specifically on the male side.
One of my brothers is hyperactive, the other is severely autistic (to the point where he has the mind of a five-year-old at 22) and also multiple physical deformities, and I'm the sort of guy who goes on /v/ all the time.
I'll be surprised if I even get laid before my heart fails, let alone have a kid.
>>253745179
Wait I didn't write that correctly.
The problems me/my brothers have aren't really connected to the heart thing. They don't bode well for our genes though.
Also, my grandfather died from a heart attack at the ripe old age of40.
Like I said, doesn't bode well.
>>253718057
>tfw I'll never be named link
You're wasting your gift asshole, way to ruin it.
>>253718147
kek
>>253745179
Yikes... Maybe you're right in not wanting to pass on your genes. Then again, any kids that you could have might have a chance of not getting fucked over like you and your brothers did.
>Want to name my kid after some Greek Mythology character
This is a bad idea, isn't it
>>253745441
YES
Name your kids something normal for fucks sake. You might think it's cool at the time to name them after an anime character or some Greek myth, but when they're getting made fun of all the time in school then they'll fucking hate you for it.
Also, make sure your kid's name rolls off the tongue nicely or they will never be successful.
>>253726516
No he doesn't. People talking to him just conjure up some stupid shit they want to hear. You think Link gives a fuck about chasing down some cuckoos? No, but that bitch Anju pretended not to hear him and guilt tripped him into doing. Besides, Link knew that this cunt would go behind his back and talk shit if he didn't help her out.
>From now on my name is...Garnet.
>>253745651
Im going to name my daughter Lain.
Thats a pretty normal name.
>Be named Eduardo
>No one has ever heard of it
>Someone notices my name it's a different version of Edward
>"OMG like the twilight vampire? :^)"
Fuck, I should've just been given a bible name like my siblings instead Like John or Jack
How is Edward as a name? I am already the 2nd, so my son if I have one will be the third
>>253745902
I have a bible nameand I love it
I wonder how many parents named their kid after some Game of Thrones character. Preferably before said character dies a horrible death.
>>253719130
>'La-a' (lah-dash-ah)
Isn't that technicality "LaHyphenA"?
>>253745441
Apollo or Athena would be fine, actually :^)
>>253745830
That sounds so bad for a chick bro lol just name her Elizabeth or something
>>253745441
Nigga here's a cool Greek name
Name your kid Perseus and have him get called Percy as a nickname
>>253721843
Son: Kazuhira
Daughter: Kayoko
I'm Japanese, and like names that start with "K." Boyfriend is Hispanic, though, and wants to name our children differently.
I wonder how we will handle surnames when we marry.
>>253746497
Oh man, whenever or not intentional, this will cause anger
Son: Lucas
Female: Alice
>>253746497
Hope he plays you like a damn fiddle
Son: Dongus, Golf
>>253746424
>percy-ass
no anon don't give him bad advice
Hector maybe, that's it
>"CURSE YOU, SAGES! CURSE YOU, ZELDA! CURSE YOU, Pepito!"
>favorite game is Mega Man X
>could give any kid I may have X as a middle name and say they're named after Malcolm X
>>253740438
I actually know a kid named Dante. Friends of the family. He's about 13 now
He's got white blonde hair too.
/v/, if I named a kid Guts, would I be a bad person?
>>253746645
Don't be mad anon, hispanic boys are just so much more hansome.
>>253747416
Only if you sell him to some fat black dude.
>>253717462
Not always naming yourself in All Caps in any game.Am I the only one that does this?
>>253721843
DIOI'm serious
>>253747743
My brother did it in every game when we were kids and it bothered the shit out of me. He would take Zelda games, erase the default "Link" and input "LINK"
I suppose it paid off at the end of OoT though
>>253747416
Yes. Kill yourself for even considering it.
>>253748000
Joke's on you, I'm never getting laid anyway.
>>253728890
My initials are ESP
>OoooooooEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO
>>253747904
I think I started because Pokemon put names in capitals and it bothered me having my name the only one that wasn't in capitals, and it's stuck with me since. Same reasoning but opposite way round really.
>>253730506
He actually sounds like a SJW.
>>253742652
>Guy
That name is absolutely based, reserved for bros only
thank fuck none of you faggots will ever have children.
>sister has triplets
>she names them Harriet, Rona, and Hermione
I'm glad the movies are over and Harry Potter is dying out. By the time these kids get in school they hopefully won't get any shit for it.
>>253728890
mine are OP
well, if you include my middle name which I almost never do it's OVP but that just ruins it
>>253749838
He is a great bro.
He even has the same hairstyle as Sam.
>>253745441
You could name your son Alexander or >>253746424
>>253746497
Enjoy your ugly spink kids, cunt :^)
>>253747803
>Naming your son "God"
>>253721843
Piccolo or Dhalsim if male
>>253747420
>Dehumanizing men by calling them boys
>Implying spics aren't ugly and repulsive
I bet you actively participate in cuckthreads on /gif/
>>253746424
>Nigga here's a cool Greek name
>Name your kid Perseus and have him get called Percy as a nickname
Or they think you're a big Percy Jackson fan.
>>253723467
I laughed very hard at this, anon
>>253750765
I was impressed that nobody took the bait. But then you had to come and ruin it all with your insecurities.
>>253746497
>mudshits mixing
Cant bring myself to care. If you were trying to troll, you should have pretended to be white.
Also, two men can't have kids, faggot.
>>253750784
Why not Prometheus.
That's a cool ass name.
>>253717462
>>"CURSE YOU, SAGES! CURSE YOU, ZELDA! CURSE YOU, AAAAAAA!"
>>253750912
Because of the movie.
One of my teachers had a student named Abcd.
It was pronounced "Ab-si-dee"
>>253750912
>Prommy Prommy sucked off Tommy
not relly though
>>253750912
Prometheus is a cool name tho
>>253721843
Hans for the first boy, Heidi for the first girl. After that I'll just go through german sounding names and pick ones that are sufficiently cool.I'm American, but both sides of my parents family came over directly from germany and they'd murder me if I named my kids something like Caleb or Jennifer
>>253751027
Almost sounds like AC/DC who was best pillar.
5 posts in an this thread turns in not video games bullshit. Fuck off to /co/.
>>253751027
Black, right?
Niggers are ridiculous.
>>253750912
>>253721843
after the child was born the next villager to move into my town in animal crossing would be it
>>253751226
Yep. The funny thing is that the white people started moving away by the time I moved there.
>>253751640
That's what happens. Once an infestation reaches critical mass whites just leave.
>>253752416
What a bunch of pussies.
>>253752626
Redneck here, they stopped letting us solve the problem with ropes. You can't blame us.
>>253752416
I moved there when I was 5, blacks were actually the minority.
By the time I was 9 all of the white people were gone, I assume they moved south to the whitest city next door.