Best games to cause autistic manchildren to spew shit at you?
Its the only way I can enjoy gaming now...
>name is clearly Justin2dope
god damn you're a dweeb
Literally any game as long as you're good at it.
>ask 4 jesse my dads name is doug
People who do this are always underaged, retarded, or both.
Fuck them, fuck all of them.
Man, OP really sucks ass. I've been posting all this shit while he's been whacking to it the entire time, never change /v/
During a planetside 2 biolab fight, i came across some guy and a grrlgamr who were teamkilling this player who sitting in spawn playing some music over proximity chat. The one teamkiller told me that he should not have to mute annoying people on chat because "Ive been playing since beta."
He was serious, and he was pretty bad at the game too.
Back when I was a console pleb, I was scared to death of even swearing in a message because I didn't want to get my account suspended. I got it suspended once for talking shit about the french because I was edgy. Some of these faggots have no fear.
got this a few weeks ago by being a bellfag and telling two gankers to git gud after I took out both of them by myself withing 15 seconds of me invading
5 months and still nobody expects the guard break
>mfw I used to be like that when I was younger
>mfw I managed to land a 10/10 real life gril and I drove her away with my clingy, whiteknight faggoty beta behavior
I fucking hate myself.
>googled the address
>it's a fucking Chuck E Cheese
>now heres a god of war wallpaper faggot
ASSFAGGOTS are top notch for making people rage.
You can either play someone OP as fuck in LoL and rape them all doing broken shit. Or you can do something like jungle and make ganks that gets bot killed, then blame bot.
Isn't that the douchbagchocolate guy on YT?
Any fighting game, ever.
I remember when I got mildly good when mahvel 3 first came out.
Almost beat someone?
Use a projectile more than once in a row?
You better believe thats a hate mail
Anyone else used to be a tryhard faggot in the lower teens?
I have a few examples of me logging into old accounts for shit I haven't been on since I was 12 or 13, and I typed like little old faggot.
My post were the classic capital letters at the beginning of every word and trying to type like an adult.
Now at age 27 I cringe hard reading my old shit online.
>Go against a rush down character
>Other guy keeps on trying to do the same set up and combo
>Use a projectile to break their momentum and keep them from getting in
YOU SPAMMING PIECE OF SHIT, FUCK YOU HOW DARE YOU USE THAT SHIT GIT GUD
Dota 2, always and forever. It's actually kind of sad how there can be this many people who get mad this easily over something like a game. Even worse, the game is made for fun and these guys don't seem to be having any of it..
Any call of duty, half the reason I still play is to make people mad because Im better than them. I save all my hate mail and I usually get a few messages a day. Its best to message them back too make them angrier I wish I could post them but though alot of it is your typical "FUCK YOU FAG YOU CHEATING COCKSUCKER" and so on, still funny as fuck for someone to get that asshurt over video games
My El Fuerte vs. his dlc costumed up Ken
I incurred the wrath of 2 bronies in a Dota 2 match...
There's actually walls of this shit on my profile, but it's too funny to take down.
>play vidya games
>do whatever I want
>always have fun, mess around sometimes, play serious sometimes
>never receive hate mail but constantly berated in voice chat
>only time I ever send messages is to say gg in fightan games and finding people to do specific online tasks with
I dunno, I guess I'm just easy going?
Fighting games. Right now I'm doing the Galactus cheat in Marvel and I;m going to make a collection of hatemail I've gotten.
Once in BO2 I ran around in SnD and got a double VSAT against a team of Xx420360snpiezxX and one guy said he was going to kick me offline I messaged him every 15 minutes asking why I'm still online until he eventually blocked me
Yes and it's acknowledged in the description. The shit talker is just making himself sound like an idiot
>we are all sane normal people! Honest!
>Somehow vote Zealot
>My team quits
>All of other team has mics
>Starts telling me to quit and not waste their time
>I spend ten minutes fighting them, I know I won't win
>Teabag and hit my body every time, yelling at me to quit
>Time runs out, they all bitch at me at how I wasted their time in vidya
>Tell them I did my job
Bridge ganking is the only fun thing to do in dark souls
My favorite part of doing a ton of MVM in TF2
besides the 250~ steam fun dollars I probably madewas the hatemail.
As we all know, the fanbase is awful. In MVM it's that same awful, spergeful autistic self but also mixed with elitism.
you should have not moved your controller and said you were going to watch some youtube videos while you waited for the match to be over
less satisfacton, more of a time waster
still funny though
It was a hologram the whole time guys
>bragging about winning a chance-based game
im a decent el fuerte, i guess, but this guy was a total scrub, in the replay i turned on the button inputs to see what he was doing
he tried to use shoryuken 200 times, i counted
Nah. More likely to be black. I'd tell him that his son gave out his address over the internet and advise against it. He'd thank me for letting him know and then go throw his kid through a wall.
I wish DS2 had a more streamlined way to deliver and recieve hatemail.
I used to play pokemon competitively. A guy got mad at me because I completely wrecked his retarded 100% set up baton pass celebi. He followed me around on the forums for a couple days insulting everything I said. I didn't really mind.
I played him 5-6 times and I would beat him 5-0 every time. I wish I didn't get banned from that site because seeing these threads daily....
The one thing that has always gotten me is when they call you a faggot then tell you to suck their dick.
It's just pages of this, and one guy telling me to "choke on a cock"
Except he clearly lost or he wouldnt be this butt blasted
This kind of guy is hard to fight because you have no clue how to predict anything. They defy all logic by doing stupid shit that you wouldn't even expect a Day 1 player to do.
Of course you figure out you just need to punish everything and then they're shit again, but it's jarring because sometimes there're just players who play logically, just poorly.
Seriously? Man..Nexon's gone to hell in a handbasket since I left there, then. I used to regret quitting but now I don't feel so bad. I wish I had my old screenshots of Maple Story when I had aceess to unlimited NX, oh the rage you could induce with unlimited super megaphones was delicious.
>It's not gay if a guy sucks your dick
Hey, if you want a bristly mustache rubbing your belly button, be my guest. But just admit that it's gay, there's no shame in that. No need for all these mental gymnastics to justify it to yourself, you fairy.
Only got 2 comments on my profile
and they're both from 2 SEAsian guys that me and some Malaysian bros rekt in CS:GO after calling them out on their hacks (I'm in Aus playing on a SEA server so it made it all the sweeter)
Some nerds I killed on JC Denton Dark Souls build
This game has lots of mad people
Cripes..and here I thought they were ignoring mine just because I was an ex-employee. Oh well, no big loss, was fun to troll while it lasted. People looking for NX Cash sugar daddies/mommies raged so hard when called out as gold diggers over global chat.
>Some of these faggots have no fear.
It's because they get away with everything at home, these are the same spoiled little shits who throw a tantrum on twitter because their ipod was the "wrong colour" and so they think they can get away with acting like a total insufferable prick online.
We need to stop punishing parents who discipline their kids.
Lightning Barbed Straight Sword is my prod, and I have a Dagger at the ready for my silent takedowns. I also have a light crossbow, and an offhand dagger for parrying. I think I have only a Wanderer Coat and and Black Leather Boots on as armor.
The guy had a Naruto picture at the time I was bickering with him, I only saved the mails in a picture later.
Get the latest iteration of SF4.
Get good with El Fuerte or Blanka.
Alternatively just be shit with Blanka and still win over mediocre players with zero effort.
Enjoy your constant stream of hatemail.
>dude doxxed himself
>mods deleted it
>in the age of deniable plausibility
It wasn't a message
>Playing MW3 with a friend (My PC was shit and I like playing online games)
>Use the cheapest loadout I can (PP-19 + Akimbo FMGs)
>Kill some guy repeatedly
>He gets mad
>Guy sounds like he's 30 and overweight
"Dude, I'm gonna kick your fucking ass!"
"I'm gonna trace your IP Address you fucking hacker"
>Me and my friend are dying
"Yeah, what are you gonna say when you open your front door and I'm out there? You're not gonna be laughing then, you fucking faggot, cause I'm gonna rip your face off"
>Kill him a few more times
>He rage quits
Good times, kinda miss CoD
Mods of been getting really strict on shit like that for some reason.
If it was a DOX then I would understand but they posted it themselves.
This is the only one I've had unfortunately
still something about it made me crack me up when I received it
Why did you make me remember Anon?
Best place to invade for hatemail?
I was thinking shrine of armana
-rep You don't know how to read my information box and summary on my profile. You claim your page is better than mine. But my profile is more specific and better than yours and yours is very vague and doesn't give away any significant information whatsoever. You also come up with terrible and dumb comebacks and insults. Also, you seem to be new to the internet and Steam, so let me just make this clear; you can't edit my profile and stuff on my profile unless you have my credentials. You don't have them, so don't bother even trying. I'm also reporting you for harassment, and suspected HiJacking too. You are just plain full of yourself.
When I go onto forums, I mainly downrep and uprep people for bullshit reasons.
I uprepped this one guy for the reason of "???????? ???????? ???????? ???????? ????????" the other day.
>I uprepped this one guy for the reason of "???????? ???????? ???????? ???????? ????????" the other day.
>fuck u i'm the best
I love how most of these guys are from Pro and Underground zone.
>it was a hologram
Jesus christ... this war hasn't even begun.
What are you even trying to say Korea?
>play Street Fighter x Tekken
>drown in hatemail
>play SF4 after AE went free on gold
>get shit like this
What am I doing wrong?
>my brother twerks for steam
>brother twerks for steam
>twerks for steam
Chivalry. You can play the game blindfolded mashing the keyboard with your ass and using the mouse with your legs but they will still bitch about whatever it is you did that killed them being OP.
>How the fuck is was right side up when I selected the pic give me a few seconds
>have a somewhat misleading psn id
>get messages after most online matches asking if im a grill
I wish it was easier for Steam users to send angry messages to each other. I know I've made kids angry but you can't send a private message without adding someone as a friend first.
So I have to make do with saving the angry chat messages instead.
Years ago on GTA4 Online, I messaged a player in the lobby asking him to get me at the top of the GetaLife building.
He sent me a reply saying "I have a life bitch, I have a gf bitch kiss my aaaaaaaaaas'
A week later I got another message that read "I'm so sorry."
He must have been flying around and realised his mitake,kek.
Being accused of cheating when you actually didn't cheat is like the greatest compliment you can get.
everytime I have a lucky cs:go match (like 30-10) the other team accuses me of hacking
fuck, if you get one lucky kill in that game you get accused of hacking
Mods are strict on any sort of "4CHAN RAID CULTURE AMIRITE GUISE"
A patricia hernandez thread that was getting out of hand, with everyone saying Kotaku should be shut down got deleted earlier today
i wrecked this guy's pussy mangling
>he owns a PS3
good fucking job killing this fucking god tier thread you faggot cock mangling piece of donkey ass. Go ask your mother to wipe your tears off you putrid anal cock. OH WAIT, I FUCKING KILLED HER
I hate to ask, but what's the music in this?
I don't really get mad at people when playing fighting games because I'm not that great at them, but when they win because of actual lag I get pissed I get really fucking pissed and I send them pictures of my dog shitting on a printout of their steam profile
>the numbers of your post are the digits from 1 to 9 without repeating
>an ass that's also a butt
Holy Christ. Cod Ghosts is notorious for this. Play search and rescue/ team deathmatch and use a grenade launcher + danger close. Almost instantaneous hatemail. I love the "use a real gun" and the "u don't have skill" arguments
step it up senpai
>call of duty 4
>1 on 1 cage match on shipment
>spawn lock people and win 10-0 extremely easily
I've never had so much rage, hatemail, and voicemail in my life than on that game. It was great I wish I had everything recorded I did on it
Oh my God. I never noticed the connection to Ghost in the Shell before now.
It might be a reference to this bad fansubbing.
I have 4chanX, this is what I get.
While we're on the subject of 4chanx - I have to go into incognito mode to post because the captcha in 4chanx doesn't load the full captcha. This ever happen to anyone?
Yeah, the button next to each post has a link to the archives.
It really is.
>Dark Souls II launch
>heal against someone in the arena
>he runs away and heals but I actually punish him for it
>from that point onward, every time I encounter him in the arena, he just crystals out
>encounter someone in the arena who looks at me and crystals out
>it's the same buttblasted faggot
it's not exactly hatemail, but i was invited to this steam group after killing someone in dark souls 2
>I am the law
>avert your eyes from the law
It's funny to see other peoples' autismal rage comments. However, have you ever made one of your own?
>mfw I once threatened to call Al Qaeda and have them bomb the house of the guy who was pissing me off
I could have gotten into some serious shit.
>hello mr terrorist
>this guy on xbox keeps calling me a faggot and quickscoping me
>can you please bomb him
>you're going to have to speak in english I don't understand your desert language
>get interrogated by CIA later