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Are there any other characters as obnoxious as Nintendo's Lightning
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>Rosalina
>Lucina
>Lucario

Nintendo owns the most Lightnings.
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Wario was the original Nintendo Lightning
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The other one
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Are you /v/'s Lightning? 'Cuz you're obnoxious as fuck.
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Bowser jr
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Palutena is Sakurai's Lightning.
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he's not as bad as rosalina
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>worst item
>you never get it
>overpowered as fuck
>shoehorned into almost every game
>even smash bros
truly nintendo's lightning
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>>253597932
>hurr durr i suck on so many cocks for attention, you might as well call me /v/s lightning -OP
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>>253598283
So, are there rape doujins yet?
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>>253598319
I'd love to suck her toes
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>>253598319
You make this joke every, just stop already.
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>>253598283

>has powers and shit
>bites
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>>253598283
why is that Lucario so edgy
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>>253598504
>Crunch
>Bite

It's a move he can learn.
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>>253598028
>Lucina

you probably didnt even knew her before this week you retard.
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why is mega lucario such a piece of shit
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>>253598283
Wouldn't her arm be fucking broken right now?
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>inb4furfags
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>>253598743
pokemon
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>There are people who don't want to take Lucarios knot
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>>253598283
>pokemon mascot and icon
>going this edgy
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>>253598283
You have the one where he fucks pikachu's shit up?
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>>253598756
D-d-deal w-with it~
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>>253598890
>>253599012
>>>/vp/
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>>253598756
Hi~
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>>253598953
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>>253599086
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>>253599086
but even they won't let us go there
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>>253598593
B-but I romanced her in Awakening.
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>>253599105
>>253599086
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>>253599142
>King Crimson
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>>253598283
This is why you get a Lucario that's Proud of it's Power.
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>>253599142
>that entire scene
I like it
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>>253599216
>>253598890
How big?
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>>253598028
What series is Lucario shoehorned into? He's in Smash, but so are a lot of characters.
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>>253599490
don't start
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>>253599490
I don't follow.
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>>253599498
Why do you want Pikachu to lose? If anything it makes me real mad that edgy furfag defeated pikachu.
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>>253599662
https://archive.foolz.us/vp/thread/15509884
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>>253599743
His anal virginity
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Does "lightning" just represent a character you don't like?
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>>253599758
You know what? I think I'm better off not knowing.
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>>253599849
Yes, and being forced to like this character by the devs.
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>>253600018
What's wrong with liking Lucario
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>>253600018
Doesn't Japan love all three characters in the OP?
Silly foreigners thinking their opinion means anything.
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>>253599202
>Not Greninja
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>>253599142
*teleports in front of you*
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>>253600518
*unsheathes katana* pshh...nothin personnel...kid...
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>>253600497
>tfw I was the one who made that request
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>>253599142
why is lucario so mad though?
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>>253600018
Japan- which is, by the way, the place that makes this content and for whom the content is made- loves Lucario. It's not being "forced", though it does look that way in the west where Lucario is much less popular.
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>>253600601
well I colored it in
This is now a Pokeporn Thread
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Report furfaggotry.
Hide furfaggotry.
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>>253600741
Because it's "badass" and "cool".
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Nintendo doesn't have a Lightning. Atlus does.
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>>253600953
The guy who did that finished it though.
Preferred the way you colored in the dick however.
http://vp.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4409
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Which pokemon has the tastiest piss
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MASTER, I TOOK A SHIT ON YOUR CAR
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>90s kids will defend Nintendo's Lightning

>even when he got so forced he replaced Luigi in all the Mario games for a decade
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>>253599558
Pokemon
seriously, he gets a stupid amount of attention in the games
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>>253601761
Nigga, you best not be dissin' the best Pokemon.
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>>253597932
That's Game Freak's lightning, not nintendo's.
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>>253602186
>not getting the joke
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>>253599490
Underrated post.
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>>253597932

Woolie, get out of pokemon design team
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>>253602374
no
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>>253600741
society doesn't understand him
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>>253602378
>Implying it wouldn't be green
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>>253601678
Vaporeon
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>>253602590

The one thing the japanese designer didn't allow.

>Furcoat
>black details
>Kung-fu moves(Black people love kung-fu moves)
>AND FUCKING DREADS.

Woolie: The pokémon
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>>253602104
He is like popular, really REALLY popular in japan Like more popular than justin bieber to underaged girls or Bam Margera to white trash skater wannabes
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>>253598283
this is literally saying people fucked up on steroids are grimdark edgy

because thats all that megapokemon are, pokemon on roid rage

fuck off with your buzzwords
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>>253603020
but you're using buzzwords
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Can we get one fucking pokemon thread without furfags posting not enough pokeporn?
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>>253600741
Pumped full of mega energy
Basically, Mega ultimate supreme hyper darkspine thesaurus roid rage
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>>253601394
>>253601394
oh, good to know
I requested cute/lewd Typhlosion, did it get posted?
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>>253602689
As a big fan of vaporeon, this disturbs me
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>>253603163
Never Enough
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>>253603183
Is the pokemon anime vilifying evolution AGAIN?
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>>253603397
Nah it's more like don't do roids kids.
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>>253603301
Sorry
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>>253603382
>missingno dick
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Bumping with best Pokemon
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>>253603247
It might be on the booru, I'm not sure. I usually only keep track of Chesnaught and/or Greninja requests.
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>there are people here, right now, not loving the best pokemon
and it's furret
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>>253602689
I'd like to uncork and guzzle a Sylveon
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>>253603608
>>253603734
>not tyrantrum
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>>253597932
Don't blame it on Pokjémon. At least they have cool designs and don't speak.
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>>253603734
My nigga
There isn't enough porn of him which is good, he's too pure
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>>253603734
Hi Bui :3~
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>>253603886
except for the ones that do
I'm looking at you chatot
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guys no, pokemon are for kawaii pets, not for fucking
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>>253603583
It's the best dick

>>253603608
I'M SORRY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT PLZ NU BAN
Captcha: nnancie 13-inch
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>>253603925
I'm not Bui, I'm Slyther, I most lurk on /b/'s furfag circlejerks
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>>253604067
Who the fuck are you?
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>>253603948
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>>253597932
I can't stand that thing
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>>253604132
Who the fuck are you?
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>male sylveon
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>>253603946
He's looking at you too, buddy.
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>all homo shit
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>>253604282
Hey, I asked you first, buddy.
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>>253604432
I told you who I am, who are you fucboi?
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>>253604326
How big is his knot? ~~
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>>253603730
Present for you
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>>253599142
Where you think you goin nigga?
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>>253604661
dook dook :3
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femgreninja > male greninja
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>this thread
the Goodrafags and Jojofags really scared them off of their board.

there's a yiff board at 7chan you know
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>>253604815
Its a damn shame that pokemon isn't very good. Its not even fun to use ingame.
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>>253599558

He's becoming the next Pikachu in terms of the Pokemon franchise but not in the cute way.
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>>253599142

>Pfft, nothing personel
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>>253604762
B-b i already told you, I'm slyther ;_;7
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>>253605034
>>253605050
This is now sfw ferrets/furrets general
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>>253605047
femninja < maleninja
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>>253605050
7chan is ded though
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>>253598907

You just don't GET him!
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>>253605269
but -8 frequents there at the /fl/ board ;_;
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Glay~
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>>253605247
shedinja >>>>>>>>>>> all
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>>253605269
Well maybe if a BUNCH of you go there it won't be ded
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>>253605374
Do not sexualize the Pokemon.
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>>253598743

no atk ev's
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>>253605413
Get soaked
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>>253605370
whos -8?
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>>253597932
>third evolution ACTUALLY has hair-like dreadlocks
>Nintendo finally turned his nigger-ness up to 11/10.
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>>253605370
>-8
Figuratively who
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>>253605590
ppppu.swf
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>>253605715
>>253605590
a known hentai artist that make hentai flashes based on music. (mostly on Nintendo games)
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>>253605717
I don't understand
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>>253605652
I always thought his mega looked like a rejected sidekick design from an anime
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Where does /v/ get their pokeporn?
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>>253605872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWmPvBSd3Tg
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>>253605872
flash porn animation synched to a song from 3Dlands. featuring peach and blue space peach
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>>253605872
www.7chan.org/fl/res/15474.html
www.7chan.org/fl/res/15298.html
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>>253606037
You mean other than pixiv, e621, wildcritters, FA and the occasional exhentai?
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~
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>>253606285
where can I go to live out my fantasies of being a submissive malemaid furret?
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>>253606421
Mew a meanie
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>>253606483
My guess would be flist, but I don't know much about that particular scene
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>>253605407
>Shedninja
>better than anything
lol
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>really like Lucario and Riolu
>nothing but furry whenever there is discussion about them
Fuck you people sexualizing my pokemon.
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>>253606897
Then get better taste.
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>>253606037
/b/ has "Pokebox" Threads every so often, they're kinda neet.
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>>253606897
they weren't the ones who started it anon, just remember that.
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>>253606897
>favorite pokemon is Jynx
>Nobody sexualizes her since she is ugly and female
Feels good man.
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>>253602969
Is Bam Margera even still a fucking thing? Is fucking skateboarding even still a fucking thing? Are we 13 again? Christ, we need to finish our homework, anon.
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>>253606897
But what's wrong with sexualizing something that you like?
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>>253607351
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jynx/1
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>>253607516
>not wanting to keep it pure
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>>253606897
*lick* *sniff* "'cario" :3
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>>253607391
After the whole Dunn thing skateboarding and Bam got a resurgence in popularity. He went pretty emo though
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>>253607665
Oh shit. I forgot about Dunn. That sucked, and I don't even particularly care about Jackass or skating. Dunn just seemed like a really nice guy. Doesn't surprise me that Bam would go emo after that.
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>>253607601
But there's plenty of cute and innocent content of him too.
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>>253599202
well, that was quick
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>>253606897
>not wanting delicious porn of your best bro
Probably the only advantage to liking a Pokemon that the furry community obsesses over.
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>>253607894
Not crazy or rapey enough. He needs to be foaming at the fucking mouth.
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>>253605164
I'll fuk your boypussy, you little shit.
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>>253607581
Out of sight, out of mind, unlike Lucario, Eevultions, Zangoose, Chestnaught, and all the other pokemon that faggots here obsess over.
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>>253608126
I love the obscure ones, me.
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>>253598283
What is this from I wanna watch it
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>>253608321
Latest season of the Pokemon anime. I don't think it's been dubbed yet.
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>>253608013
are you mad at me because I didn't come over to your place last weekend?
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>>253608381
>>253608321
Don't watch the dub anyways. It's terrible. The dub replaces a lot of the music, which is supposed to set the mood. Stick with the sub.
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>>253608542
But I already have someone~
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>>253608321
Pocketmonster fansubs should have the lucario "arc" subbed by now
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>>253608716
ah, I see... I was hoping my master was browsing this thread
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>>253608885
What, do you RP? As what Pokemon?
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>>253608551
Does lucario talk in the tv show? I remember him talking in one of the movies.
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>>253609083
Nah. In XY Anime, he just growls and barks. I think it would've been cool to imagine him talking while in Mega form.
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>>253609083
Nah, he just goes blarghblaaawwrrgh
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>>253609039
I RP as a ferret, but master calls me his furret just to push my buttons. I was supposed to come over last weekend for vidya with him and his roommates, but I had to skip out
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>>253600741
Mega evolutions can make pokemon go berserk, basically. He even attacks his owner at some point.
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>>253600741
He couldn't control the excess aura that his Mega Evolution produces, so he went berserk.
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>>253599490
actually lol'd
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>>253599490
everytiem
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>>253609457
Where do you find such people?
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>>253609727
>>253609835
Why does the anime portray Mega evolutions in a negative way when in the game it's not only positive, but a major plot point?
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>>253609457
>>253610286
I'm genuinely surprised you two have been able to go on this long without people shitposting about it. Good for you. Carry on.
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>>253610472
I think they are using it as a "Don't do steroids, kids" moral of sorts.
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>>253610472
It IS a positive thing if the Pokemon is trained. And he eventually is able to control himself. But when they just kind of evolve without proper training, they can't control all the excess power. And that particular Lucario is very important to the plot of the anime, too.
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>>253610286
IRC chat, I mostly hung out on furnet (anthrochat a shit) and got to know someone local. I got my master to go onto IRC aswell and we started making some vidya bros to hang out with
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>>253610792
>calling your friend master
no
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>fuck off with your buzzwords

>literally
>grimdark
>edgy
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>>253610916
my master existed before making friends, I could've worded myself better
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This thread is odd
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Gee I hope this hasn't become some sort of furry thread
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>>253611710
How so?
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>>253611710
It took a turn for the perculiar, but it's relatively tame.

>>253611786
It's not. It's about S/M.
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>>253600018
Other like it but I don't so it's being forced.
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>>253611710
You must've missed the porn, then.
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Rosalina and Lucina are not Lightnings. If so many damn people love them and they consistently beat off other characters in official popularity polls, how are they being "shoved down our throats" then?
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Being popular via fans is not equatable to being inserted at the demand of a producer.
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>>253598283
Wow, so edgy.
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>>253603183
>darkspine
Nobody else noticed your autism
But I did
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>>253612559
I noticed yours.
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>>253612960
Thank you
I make sure to brush it every day
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>>253613168
no u
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>>253598283

Finally, they're giving pokemon some animal features rather then just standing their environment spouting their name.
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>>253613853
Pokemon aren't animals
They're retarded humans with superpowers that don't look like humans
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>>253614382
>humans
Some don't even look human.
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>>253614739
Wow, it's almost as if I specifically said they don't look like humans right there in plain view at the end of that post you didn't read
That's so weird
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>>253614843
It is, am I right?
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which one wud u fug?
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>>253598283
Why wont pokemon just die?
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>>253615029
I'd frott with vapoeon, powerbottom with umbreon, and dock with leafeon
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>>253615223
It's Nintendo's Spongebob
They still wont make a Pokemon MMO which idk why anyone would want it, but GF said no
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>>253614382

they are, or at least by the time of ruby and sapphire it had been made official.

Yes in Pokemon's beginnings they had no idea how to write the Pokemon world so they made it seem like pokemon had recently shown up (First episode where Ash wakes up and there is a fucking commercial about becoming a pokemon master and get's all excited as if he's never seen one before). You had shit like regular animals in background, questionable meat and that one scientist who believes pokemon came from the moon (which wouldn't make sense if pokemon had been the wild life of the planet).

They're passed that shit now, pokemon became the magical wild life and the Arceus movie essentially made it canon that mankind had domesticated pokemon since not-roman times.
The only pokemon that were human are Yamask.
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>>253605050
I thought that thumbnail was frampt for a second or two...
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>>253615426
No, I didn't mean it that way you faggot
Pokemon literally all have near-human intelligence
They are similar, but are not analogous to animals
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>>253615340
Spongebob is still made?
Then again
>Simpsons dosent die either
It actually makes me glad some franchises I love are dead. Better that, than dragged through the mud.
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>>253615426
>one scientist who believes pokemon came from the moon
I figured he was an Ancient Aliens kind of guy.
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>>253615029
Umbreon, flareon and/or jolteon.
I'd be the vaporeon:3
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>>253598028
To be fair, Lucina really is just that popular. She was so popular MonHun asked for her in.
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>>253615795
They are making another Spongebob movie, if anything this should end the series with a bang if its anything like the 1st one
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>>253615707

No they don't, just an affect of cartoon directing where things such as dogs appear smarter then they really are.

Pikachu has like the intelligence of a dog.

The only pokemon with near-human to human intelligence would be psychic types and most humanoids.
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>>253616094
This, a lot of people don't realize how big Fire Emblem is.

It's Nintendo's fourth biggest franchise, it's their second biggest if you only count main games and not spinoffs, it's more popular than Metroid internationally, and the series had Top 10 games (based on sales) for the NES, SNES, GBA, GC, Wii, and 3DS in the Japan, with the latter four also happening in the West.


Lucina and Avatar (Robin) got first and second in several popularity polls uncontested.
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>>253616326

>affect

Effect*
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>>253616326
So that episode where all the pokemon talk to each other and it's all subtitled doesn't count?
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>>253616326
They understand the world around them, as well as the english language
Meowth is neither humanoid nor a psychic type, and he has human intelligence, the only thing he did was care enough to learn to speak english
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>>253616326
>Pikachu has like the intelligence of a dog.
This is only true in the games. In the anime, all Pokemon are basically tribal-tier humans.
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>>253616601
It's stated multiple timed that meowth is more intelligent than your average pokemon, which is why he can speak english/jp.
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>>253615991
are you a good vaporeon? *pets*
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But he's so cute!
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>>253616847
They only say that because he knows how to speak
And he only knows how to speak because he taught himself to do so
Also, he fucking translates for other pokemon, which means their bullshit names are actually a comprehensible language on the same level as human speech, instead of just indicating whether they're angry or sad
And also every single one can fucking understand english
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>>253617185

>Can only learn four moves

It's like a dog learning a trick dumbass.
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>>253617185
I'm not the guy you were originally arguing with, I just wanted to point out the meowth thing.

I think that pokemon arent as stupid as animals, but neither as smart as humans. They would probably fall slightly under humans.
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>>253617327
Only in the games you donut.
Pokemon learn more than that in the anime.
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>>253616847
He blew all his smarts on eng/jp, which is why he completely sucks at battle.
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>>253617443
This. Even Alakazam is stated to be a stupid motherfucker. He can only think about as fast as a computer when human brains are much, much, much more powerful.
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>>253616967
M-maybe... If you pet me some more. :3
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>>253617327
>>253617443
In the games, Pokemon are essentially animals. While a few pokedex entries claim intelligence, there is no other evidence supporting this claim in the games. You never encounter an intelligent Pokemon.

In the anime, the opposite is true. While Pokemon live in the wild and rarely utilize tools, they're easily on par with humans in terms of intelligence and understanding, and they regularly prove this through their actions and interactions with the characters.

tl;dr pokemon dumb in game, smart in anime
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>>253617327
>They speak a comprehensible language
>Your response to this is that they can only know four moves
Oh boy time for non-sequiturs
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>>253617621
>Taking pokemon facts literally and not as they as as uninformed representation of their power

When Gamefreaks says Alakazam has a mind as fast as a computer, they literally believed computers are more powerful then the human brain, because they're trying to Alakazam a theme of being a super power psychic.

Just like how Hitmonchan's punches would ignite the atmosphere, They didn't know that shit and probobally wanted his punches to be bullet fast.
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>>253618279

>that green text fuck up

Fucking phone

>Taking Pokemon facts literally and not as uninformed representation of their power.

Fixed.
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is typhlosion guy here?
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>>253597932
I fucking hate this design so much, it makes no sense, even for Pokemon.
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>>253618539

it's a karate jackal with spiked fists. What doesn't make sense?
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>>253597932
>le forced no ass memer
ebin
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>>253618539
How
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>>253618539
When did you ever think Pokemon was supposed to make any sense?
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>giving desired attention to shitposting furries who contribute low quality, easily found kemono and namefag
>someone is making a decent post right now in a dying thread and no one will read it
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why is he so sexy /?
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>>253619504
yeah
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>>253619312
Because I don't play pokemon anymore
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>>253619312
Because they gave me someone else's fully evolved one in X/Y
They gave everyone one
There is no value in having one anymore
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>>253619312
Because Hawlucha is better that that faggot piece of shit.
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>>253619712
Me neither, at least I'll main him in smash.
>>253619817
It's still a cute and loyal pokemon who loves you.
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would you?
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>>253620257
not a pokemon, fuck off
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>>253620257
>blue nipps
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>>253619312
because he's a slut and would be taking all my pokemon dicks all the time.
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>>253620454
Well you should make sure he's satisfied at all times.
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why is he so cute
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>>253620454
>>253620735
I hate people like you. Disgusting, you are as bad as any normal fag who believes anyone who is beautiful is a slut.
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>>253620257
Never liked frosted flakes.
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>>253620061
I probably will too because he's a qt3.14
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>>253603020
There is no such thing as roid rage.
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>>253620873
Relax I'm just joking, Glaceon is the only slutty pokemon.
>>253620938
>that picture
Too qt
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People who like Lucario are normalfags.
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>>253621289
But I'm neet weeaboo who hasn't been outside for a month or so.
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>>253607940
Re-read your post.
>not wanting delicious porn of your best bro

You were one of those kids, huh?
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>>253621842
Geez, anon. It's like you've never wrestled in your underwear with your best bro. What are you, some kind of fag?
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>>253617789
*reaches around and pets behind your ears, then proceeds to give you rough belly rubs* whos a good vaporeon?
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>>253597932
Are you guys calling this a Lightning character because it's getting so much attention compared to others?
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>>253624207
At this point, it's more of a joke than anything. If someone seriously thinks balls touching means a damn, they're fucking retarded.
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>>253624287
A gay detected
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>>253624447
No, you mis-read. Also, I probably conveyed like shit. I mean, if someone thinks that balls not touching makes sex with another man not gay, they're retarded.

Also, I'm bi, you fucknugget.
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>>253624874
Balls not touching is a /b/ meme from like 2004
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>>253625023
I've heard it before that. /b/ just probably popularized it or something.
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>>253624874
You fuck men, therefore you are a homosexual. Bisexuals are just people in denial. Please understand. Thanks.
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>>253625139
gr8 b8 m8
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>>253625139
He also fucks women, therefore he is a heterosexual. Homosexuals are just people in denial. Please understand. Thanks.
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>>253624260
>>253618513
>not having a 7th sense for these things
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>>253625824
i havent seen any typhlosion posted, i wouldnt have asked if there was
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>>253625824
I haven't "seen" Donto in years, man, I just want to know if he left forever or if he's still around as anon.
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>>253598114
I want her to sit her giant ass on my face
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>>253626210
I want your giant ass to sit on my dick
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>>253605590
>>253605715
>there are people who dont know minus eight.
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>>253626971
But I'm a guy and I don't have a giant ass
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>>253627998
Look at the general tone of this thread and tell me that even matters.
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>>253627998
But do you want to sit on his lap at least?
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Why is she so perfect?
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>>253628783
>she
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>>253628783
>she
no
where the penis at
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>>253628963
you mean hemipenis
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>>253630085
dude i dont care, don't split hairs, as long as there is some form of penis
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>>253628783
>she
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>>253619817
>not raising your own Lucario bro from a Riolu to fight against the hordes of X/Y event Lucarios
>not making an all fighting type team, kicking reason to the curb and piercing the metagame

Plebest of plebs.
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>>253628783
>she
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>>253628783
>she
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>>253620257
Yes.
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>>253631838
>>253631515
>>253630237
>>253628884
jesus christ shut up already
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Who maining Lucario in Smash 4?
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>>253632018
im maining charizard

but who am i kidding, i dont have a wiiu and dont plan on getting one
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>>253632018
Maybe. I've taken a liking to him recently, and it doesn't look like Charizard is going to be very good.
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>>253632018
Me, along with every Pokemon except Charizard.
>>253632097
Don't you have a 3DS?
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>>253632268
No, I have a dsi
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I fap to Lucario and all but I'd much rather have Mewtwo back.
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>>253632726
Why? He played like shit in Melee.
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>>253632726
I fap to neither and want them both gone.
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>>253632806
And Lucario played like shit in Brawl, what's your point?

I just realized how fucking terrible moving from P:M to 4 will be. I don't think I'll be able to handle having half the cast be completely unplayable.
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>>253632806
So? They can buff him.
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>Calling Lucario and Rosalina Lightning
>Both characters appeared in games several years before FF13 came out

What is up with this.
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>>253632959
Who says you have to move just play both untill you decide which one you like better.
Alternatively keep playing both if you're having fun.
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>>253633014
Do you know who Saku "my idea of balance is a top tier consisting of two characters" rai is
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>>253598028
>Lucina
What in the literal fuck are you talking about?
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>>253633328
I never said I wouldn't
I'm just pointing out that when I play 4, it's going to be a huge disappointment and I probably won't even touch characters like Lucario or Bowser.
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>>253633351
I just like Mewtwo better as a character, just because I fap to Lucario doesn't mean I have to like him better. Mewtwo was one of my favorite Pokemon, and watching the first movie in Japanese is one of my better memories.
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>>253632959
He plays a lot better than Mewtwo does.
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>>253633556
Even if they decide to bring him back, he's going to be just as shit as he was in Melee, if not worse considering the larger cast
Sakurai won't magically learn how to balance his game between now and release
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>>253633813
It's not like Im a competetive player, you can still win with shit characters if youre using random online matches.
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>>253633556
>just because I fap to Lucario
Is is neccessary to mention this?
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>>253633875
>you can still win with shit characters
Against someone completely incompetent, probably.

Tiers don't only apply to tournyfags. Anyone with literally any desire to learn the game they're playing will feel the balance.
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>>253633964
Well, he seemed really confused as to why I would prefer Mewtwo over Lucario so I thought maybe he was hung up on that.
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>>253634105
I was confused as to why you think a character in Smash would ever be buffed by fucking Sakurai
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>>253633964
Yes it is
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>>253634268
Bowser got buffed. A lot.
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>>253634354
In every possible way~
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>>253634354
Oh, and Lucario got buffed too, so there you go. Mewtwo had a good chance of getting buffed if he got in. It wouldn't be hard, since he was awful before.
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>>253634105
There's a bit more to characters than the porn they're featured in.
Like I dunno.
Their designs.
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>>253634607
I know, which is why I'd prefer Mewtwo despite me not caring about Mewtwo porn.
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>>253634569
Lucario looks like he got more adjusted than buffed.
He'll have an easier time killing himself now thats for sure.
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>>253634295
>slight pinkening of the crotch
that is my fetish
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>>253634805
The difference between his max aura form and normal form in Brawl wasn't that big. Now it's huge. Im pretty sure anyone that isnt a retard wont kill themselves with his up B thing.
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>>253616421
>It's Nintendo's fourth biggest franchise
Really? I knew metroid was never big in the first place but I thought 4th place would have went to Kirby.

>it's their second biggest if you only count main games and not spinoffs
Not even remotely close to Pokemon.
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>>253635060
It has 17 games, only one of which is a spinoff.
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>>253634931
I didn't even notice that
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>>253635281
oh you mean in amount of games, not sales.
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>>253634704
Either way, it's kind of funny how porn was one of the first things that came to your mind.
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>>253635416
It also generally sells out in Japan. The NES and SNES titles especially were some of the best-selling titles for their consoles over there.
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>>253635551
Some people would be annoyed to hear that, some people like >>253634295 would be happy to hear that. I like seeing who's like-minded.
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>>253635836
So who's the like-minded one?
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>>253636089
I hope you're not asking a question I've already answered.
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>>253635836
I don't mind it all that much, but it just seems like it came out of the left field, you know.
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what does lucario's semen taste like
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>>253636356
Aura.
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>>253636356
Like fresh video games
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That's it, that's the last time I go on /v/, this board is lost for good, gonna join /tv/ and /mu/ in my quaranteened board list, thanks god for /vg/
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>>253636356
The same as a dog's, probably.
You know how a dog's has that kind of metallic taste? Lucario's would probably taste a bit more metallic.
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>>253636212
I'm a thick one.
Just because you like Lucario porn doesn't mean you like hearing if other people do.
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>>253636501
Alright. Bye. Whoever you are.
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>>253636540
I like your implication.
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>>253636356
Steel
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>>253636620
'Course I do. I'm so horribly alone that I'm happy to bump into anyone who happens to share my interests.
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>>253636356
sweet because of all the chocolate he eats
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>>253636767
Oh, neat.
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>>253636540
>You know how a dog's has that kind of metallic taste?
I love this board so much. Never change /v/.
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>>253637047
That's not how it works, otherwise mine would often taste like various kinds of pasta.
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>>253637083
Why did this pic make me laugh?
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>>253637215
Not exactly, but what you do eat does affect the taste of your semen.
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>>253636767
Is there something on your mind, anon?
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>>253637417
Not really, friend.
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>>253637362
I don't know, I find this set amusingly cute.
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>>253637215
Did you know eating pineapple makes your cum taste better?
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>>253637895
Yeah, Ive heard it also makes it more acidic.
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>>253637538
Well, I'd find this cuter if he didn't have that long ass nose. Or whatever you call it.
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>>253638051
I know, it disturbs me too, but makes it funnier in a way.
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So did Pokefags and furries derail a shitty meme thread before it could ever get off the ground?

Thank god.
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>>253637503
Alright, don't do anything strange, okay?

>>253637895
I've heard that too. I want to see for myself just how sweet it can be.
Out of curiousity of course.
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>>253638224
Well, it's weird 'cause his nose in pic 0 actually looks normal. Probably because the trainer's blocking it.
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>>253597932
X's lightning=character I don't like got in

Smash is the only non-FE thing Lucina is in, and since people are using her for the Lightning meme you cannot refute the definition I provided above.
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>>253639201
Yeah, pretty much.
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>>253638658
I'm tempted to try editing his nose to a proper size but I don't know if I could pull it off.
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>>253639201
>>253639337
This applies to other "Lightning" characters too.

Only non-Mario game that Rosalina appeared in was Smash.
Only non-Pokemon game that Lucario appeared in was Smash.

I don't think it's even a "character I don't like" deal. I think it's just shitposting.
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>>253635629
For FE? That's wrong. Until Awakening, only FE3 and 4 were successful there. A lot of the other games didn't do that well.
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>>253639976
FE3 was on the NES, and FE4 was on the SNES. What point were you making?
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>>253639405
i want to see the rear view
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>>253640086
Wasn't FE3 on the SNES, as well? FE1 and FE2 are the NES ones.
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>>253640229
This is as lewd as it gets
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>>253640469
unfortunate
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>>253640520
I know
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>>253640086
see>>253640258
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>all these furfags
>>>/vp/
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>>253602104
Wait, when did Lucario become fucking Uther the Lightbringer
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>>253640847
>not knowing furfaggotry is banned on /vp/
Read the fucking rules, newfag
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>>253640980
b-but they banned porn
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>>253640980
I'd love to but they actually have mods.
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>>253597932
I'm loving how there's no mention of the original Lightning
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>>253598550
>>253598907
>>253612392
Why are people saying that a rabid dog is edgy?
Cesar Millan show is now edgy? What the fuck people.
What the fuck.
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>>253602797
Lucario is egyptian
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>>253604686
>Not having a shiny sylveon named dudebroeon
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>>253639596
It's not just the character showing up outside of their series, it's that they are forced upon players, even though they aren't globally liked or important to the game.
Rosalina shows up in Mario Kart and Smash, even though she only appeared in SMG, which does not crossover much with the rest of the Mario Series.
Lucario is given to the player for free in a few Pokemon games, and has a huge statue dedicated to its magnificence in XY. It also has amazing stats, typing, and movepool, all of which seem to come out of nowhere.
I like Lucario and Rosalina, but I can see why people might want to not see them appear constantly.
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>>253628783
>she
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>>253609083
The anime Lucario is special since whats his face trained his aura.

Apparently most Pokemon are able to speak, but requires a lot of training
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>>253642430
Guys don't usually wear such outfits, do they?
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>>253641867
I don't follow. Lucario and Rosalina ARE liked by a large portion of their fandoms, maybe /v/ aside but /v/ has anonymity to hide behind for bitching. They attempted to replace the former with Zoroark in gen 5 and it didn't work, and the latter was put into 3D World in part due to popularity as said by the devs (which I should note is of course another important game that Rosalina appears in).

I get that not everyone will like them, but they very much are popular and will be used accordingly. It just seems extremely petty to be mad that the devs use them a bit more because a large portion of people like them.

The closest that either of them were ever to being forced on the player was Lucario being used as the tutorial for Mega Evolution in XY. That's really it, since you can't avoid that and you actually do have to use Lucario to advance the story. Other than that, both are easily avoidable besides seeing other people use Rosalina in MK and Smash or Lucario in online Pokemon (which really only supports the two being popular).
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>>253599142
he's like a furry doomguy!
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>>253641218
It sucks that there's a /vp/ board where you can't talk about the actual Pokemon.
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>>253643037
For the most part, reusing and showcasing the same character is completely fine. Even in Lightning's case, it's acceptable to me. However, people will bitch and moan about every little thing that irritates them. Thus, posts like the OP of this thread will appear.
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>>253644049
Well all the cool guys are here anyways.
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>>253600741
yiff for the yiff god
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>>253640993
paladin lucario. that sounds like it would be incredibly awesome
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Cynthia is almost worse than Lucario.

Charizard and Mewtwo are horrible too.

Fucking Lightningmon.
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>>253644202
Yeah, I get that. Still, I'm just saying that it's pretty petty and has no real justification. I'd rather these people who complain would just admit that they're little bitches, but that would be too simple.
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>>253599142
>Ash still only has 4 Pokemon
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>>253619312
Lucario's my first man on the field.

he's too damned useful and I like him, conformation be damned.

That's not to say that he's my only point man, but goddamn if he ain't my one of my first choices.
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>>253647012
>Lucario
>Useful
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>>253649551
>not ev training speed and attack
>not using Mega Evo
>not using Close Combat to off the first 3 opposing pokemon before they can do anything and

>not using him in Doubles with Greninja's Mat Block to cover him while he buffs with sword dance so he can start sweeping

you fucked up son.
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>>253649551
Being cute is the most useful thing one can do
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>>253650464
I meant in Brawl.
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>>253650593
I can think of a lot of Pokemon cuter than Lucario.
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>>253650647
>>253650647
oh, in that case:

>Not learning how to counter and using Lucario's floaty jumping to your advantage

>not learning air combat techniques

>not learning your fucking TIMING

>bitching and moaning about tiers when the only issue is your own skill

>not having fun

you STILL fucked up, son.
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>>253651257
You could say that about any character.
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>>253651136
I can't
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>>253651136
It's all in the eye of the beholder.
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>>253651510
There's one already in Smash, nevermind the heaps that aren't.
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>>253651395
so why the fuck didn't you learn that shit?

the fundamentals are really important to learn for Lucario, you really have to have them down for the guy, he ain't no entry level character.
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>>253651853
Well that's your opinion and so on.
I would cuddle a Charizard though
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>>253652476
You forget that my opinions > yours.
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>>253651136
You're cuter than lucario.
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>>253626210
This man shares my interests and i'd like to extend a loving hand in this darkness of a world.

Shine on, you light of hope.
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mega evolutions are mega gay
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>>253652621
No
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>>253653251
Yes.
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>>253653659
Nuh-uh
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>>253598283
Man, Mega Lucario is fucking nuts.
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>>253652476
Charizard does seem like the perfect Pokemon to cuddle with.
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>>253654054
Was there a point to that whole arc? They should've just given Ash a Lucario.
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>>253654250
Fuck Lucario, Ash will get the superior fighting type.
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>>253654250
>They should've just given Ash a Lucario.
I agree, that way we would have seen even more Lucario.
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>>253654359
That's not Pangoro.
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>>253654460
You're right. That's not.
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>>253616094
>monhun

wait shes gonna be in mh4u?
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>>253597932
Sonic
Rayman
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>>253654647
Probably wouldn't be in U, only G. We'd get a replaced fanmade things instead.
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>>253654054
that´s for you the best pokemon ever made fucking blaziken
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>>253654520
Which is a shame.
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>>253654815
just looked it up, frontier g

ah, typical, i wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole
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>>253654359
>will

That episode aired a week ago.
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>>253654918
Sure you wouldn't
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>>253654881
Why's that? Hawlucha's pretty cool.
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>>253655276
Doesn't he already have a flying type?
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>>253655359
Ash doesn't care about team balance. The power of friendship is all he needs
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>>253655509
Maybe he should move up to friendship with benefits then, because it's clearly not working.
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>>253655673
I don't think kids are into that sort of thing.
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>>253656017
I doubt it.
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>>253655863
They can start.
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lel
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>>253655509
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>>253656184
They can, yeah.
But they really shouldn't.
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>>253656634
Then Ash will be a loser forever.
I predict the show will end with Ash losing again and being like "Don't worry Pikachu, our adventure is just beginning!"
The end.
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>>253656990
Maybe that's the way it should be.
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>>253656990
You just want to see some gengar dick, don't you?
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>>253657403
Maybe, but I'd rather see Ash win for once.
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>>253657629
I find that hard to believe
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>>253599142
How many fucking seasons has it been now? How many episodes?
Why isn't pikachu the sanic of pokemon after all this time?
God damn this makes me mad.
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>>253658063
I've already seen Gengar dick.
I haven't seen Ash win a Pokemon League tournament.
It's not that hard to believe.
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>>253658556
I think he won the orange league once if that amounts for anything.
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>>253658690
It doesn't.
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>wi-fi battle
>faggot goes fucking Mega Lucario right at the start
>my superior Mewtwo is still faster and goes first
>Aura Sphere his furry blue dreadlocked ass into one-hit KO oblivion
>receive "Communication interrupted" message as he rage quits
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>>253658895
Turn order doesn't change the turn you mega evolve.
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>>253658895
>Using Mewtwo in wi-fi battles

Are you underage?
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>>253653659
>>253654034
IT'S YOU TWO, ISN'T IT.
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Stand aside bitches,
the cutest Pokémon evolution line has entered the thread.
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>>253658783
Then yeah. He's yet to win anything noteworthy.
But he doesn't give up at least.
And he really shouldn't have to molest his pokemon to win.
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>>253659415
Who two?
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post goodora porn
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>>253659759
No /vp/ shitposters allowed.
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>>253659759
That is like wanting to bone a Muk, Anon.

Just because you can put your minuscule dick in it doesn't mean you should.
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>>253659415
What're you talking about?
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You're all plebs
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>>253660935
No you're.
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>>253597932
Is this a new meme?
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