http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kMs05VaOfE
"The cause of its sudden appearance in Yamal - its name means the 'end of the world' in the far north of Siberia - is not yet known
A scientific team has been sent to investigate the hole and is due to arrive at the scene on Wednesday."
>>253531715
I hope I get to fuck a cute demoness before I'm eaten or slaughtered needlessly.
>>253531715
Fuck, I knew I should've built a demonica sooner. Maybe I'll get lucky and get the DSP on my cell phone or something though.
>you will live to have a qt pixie gf
Haven't played it, but what exactly does this have to do with Strange Journey? Someone explain the joke.
I was born for this. All LUK all the time, heaven or hell lets rock.
>>253532531
Game takes place in a "black hole" in Antarctica.
>>253532531
The hole is the Schwartznelt. Demons will escape into out world and the hole will progressively get bigger until we die in the atmosphere of the demonic world and/or are destroyed by its plasma walls.
>think it's fake
>google it
>it's fucking real
>mfw
Well, we're all fucked.
is /v/, law chaos or neutral?
>implying this isn't related to the mole men and their upcoming conquest of the surface world
>>253532936
So far I've gotten law chaos and neutral.
>>253532936
>Ever going Law
>>253532936
/v/ is Chaos, a complete and utter hellhole but full of freedom that occasionally allows wonderful things like OC to shine through.
/vg/ is order, dissent is quickly put down or banned, it's a productive but dull place.
/vr/ is neutral,/vp/ is just faggotry
Who's the genius programmer who will create the demon summoning program for us?
Better hurry, you also need a negotiation app for it.
Who wants to go on an adventure?
>>253532936
I guess i'm more of a neutral fag.
I would be a law fag if it was actually about upholding the law and not just stroking yhvh's ego
Nothing good can come from this.
Thread theme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zle-RdHmlDg
>>253533260
>genius programmer
>making something related to demons
Carmack
>>253533319
Would we be friendsIf yes does that mean I have to kill you
>>253533260
Hawkings obviously.
This isnt real, is it?
>>253533319
I'm a fool followed closely by the Sun.
>>253532936
neutral is humanity's path
law is angel's path
chaos is demon's path
/v/ is definitely chaos
>>253533450
RL Hawkings would continually deny the existence of demons sadly, even if they were staring him in the face.
>>253533476
Look it up and see for yourself anon.
Get ready for some demon battles, /v/.
>>253533319
>gasp
There are two enemies!
>>253533239
/vg/ is certainly not Law if it's productive, since all Law allows is 24/7 prayer and no free will.
/v/ & /vg/ are Chaos
/vr/ is Neutral
/vp/ is Law since they're both worthless
>>253533371
Who even made the demon summoning program in smt? Did Louisa give it to them?
Strange Journey fucking sucks. Why do people like it?
>>253533319a bizzare adventure?
>>253533670
Ive seen only a few news sites, all featuring the same video
Either this is an elaborated ruse or a lot of people felt for a simple youtube video uproar
>>253531715
>2014
>not becoming based Gore
>not dying and then becoming a zombie to save the earth
It's like you fags don't even go neutral
>>253533747
The Three Wise Men in Strange Journey.
>>253533747
Why not play smt and find out? It takes like 30 minutes.
>>253533585
I'm only chaos because I want to fuck a demon
>>253533747
STEPHEN
>>253533747
>Who even made the demon summoning program in smt
Stephen
>>253533747
I should have said strange journey
I know that he did in mainline
>>253533640
Nah, he just wouldn't call them demons, even if they called themselves that. He'd have some explanation I'm sure, not that it would make any sense.
>>253533834
A Strange Journey
>>253534047
Pretty sure its still Stephen
SJ is still mainline
>>253533841
Maybe it's viral shit for a movie.
i hope i can get my own pixie although my dick won´t fit in her tiny pussy.
>>253534180
No it isn't. It's as mainline as soul hackers.
Strange Journey is my favorite SMT game.
The spooky si-fi atmosphere along with the amazing dungeons and demon customization just goes so well together.Post yfw Jack Frost in smash
>>253534180
It's given to your squad by the three wise men.
It could still be Stephan's program I guess
Guys, it's funny how it's all similar to SJ and all, but...I'm genuinely scared, is this really the end?
>>253533132
I had my reasons.
>>253533747
It's never directly revealed. Some people think the three wise men, but I doubt it. Maybe it's some previous humanity who created it the last time the SW formed.
>>253534304
I thought the music in SJ wasabsolutely awful
>>253534247
you cannot be serious man. has a post ever been more wrong???
>>253534223
Recruit Pixie and Hua Po and just thrust inbetween their bodies.
>>253534247
It is m8
Just not numbered because it isn't in Tokyo
>>253534247
Funny because the DSP is confirmed to be Stephan's in Soul Hackers.
>>253534304
I liked all the SMT games so far
Why does everyone hate on SJ so much. I like the atmosphere and it's better than Nocturne.
>>253534405
which SMT soundtracks do you like? something with electric guitar?
>>253533319
Magician followed by wheel of fortune
Guess me and Jack frost can hang
>>253534415
>>253534464
How is it mainline? Because you want it to be?
>>253534341
Its time for /v/ to assemble a team of able-bodied spelunkers equipped with demon fighting equipment to delve in and defeat the soul of the planet that has been waked by mankind's destruction of nature.
>>253534094
That's sort of what I think. He'd probably attempt to study them even if they clearly broke the laws of our universe. I'm just complaining that if he saw stuff that was clearly supernatural, I doubt he'd ever say it was, rather than become his SMT self who hates demons so much, he makes a computer program to bind them.
>>253534304
I wish they would remake it as a proper shooter, 1st or 3rd person, doesn't matter. It would make a great doom mod actually.
>>253533319
Anyone has the link to the test?
i only could find this
http://www.quiztron.com/tests/persona_-_is_arcana_quiz_203379.htm
>not picking the only logical alignment
>>253534405
Well the DS's sound abilities are booty booty buttcheeks so I don't blame you.
>>253534552
Megaten overall I've liked Raidou, Digital Devil Saga, SMT 1, SMT 3, SMT 4, and Soul Hackers. If you want to count Persona I thought 3 was much better than 4 and that 1 and 2 had some good songs as well.
>>253534370
Fucking fujos.
>>253534370
I coulda sworn I was straight before I played this game.
>>253531715
It's a sinkhole. Are slavs this fucking stupid?
>>253534539
Wait, when was that?
>>253534626
Because Atlus fucking said it was.
It was gonna be SMT 4, but because fans. were all like "MUH TOKYO" they changed the name.
>>253533319
>>253533692
What's the link to that quiz again?
>>253531715
>tfw I'm going to die before I get to play IV
Being an ausfag is suffering
>>253533239
Throw in some night vision while you're at it since the demonica doesn't fucking have any.
>>253534679
How would demons be handled? A kind of supporting fire assist? I don't think a fast paced Doom shooter would blend well with constantly stopping to swap demons and such.
>>253534906
>jack/black frost mug
where can I obtain such an item
>>253534764
>this robot lawfag
Enjoy your genocide and angel worshipping
>>253534895
One of the goons claims they received the DSP from a random email urging them to use it, just like Stephan did in the first game.
To unlock the full potential of the DSP you need the Stephan app.
>>253534764
>take angel dick
>they kill you after you take their dick
Nice!
>>253535017
Isn't that Darkness not so much the lack of light but some sort of demon magic? I don't understand why you'd need three different night vision modules when a flashlight would work. Hell, you could even use Sonar or something instead.
>You will never go around demon recruiting with your comp
>>253534247
It was going to be called SMT IV. It's mainline.
>>253534770
>booty booty buttcheeks
are you 9 years old?
>>253535230
>You will never have a harem of sexy demon that tease and eventually fuck you
>>253531715
I was playing 4 and loving it until I found out I have to grind 150k to move any farther in the story and dropped it. My question is, what's the next one I should tackle? Release order or is there any p[articular stand out from the series? Haven't played any besides 4.
Its just the earth processing excess methane its why yellowstone is most active right now because the extra methane in the magma chambers is at critical mass so like my great idol Kazundo Goda says "like water in the human body always chooses to run down the simplest hill" so is the same happening with the methane choosing the least resistance patch to expel itself which happened to be in Yamalsk Sibera region no worries
>>253535331
>I have to grind 150k to move any farther in the story and dropped it
What?
>>253535331
Try Nocturne, it is much more forgiving and reasonable.
>>253535230
Mister, can I have some of your spirit?
Can I finally meet my demonfu?
>inb4 FAILURE AS A HUMAN
>>253535381
path*
sp
>>253535435
Fuck off kid, I don't have any MAG
>>253535516
Get your own women shithead!
IT'S TIME
http://youtu.be/zle-RdHmlDg
>Human vending machine
>Jimenez is best bro
>Ever choosing Lady GaGa and the Jew Angel
>Hee-Ho'ing down necks
>BITE THE DUST
>Sector E suffering
>>253535307
>there are people that don't exclusively go neutral
>>253535412
I have a feeling this is bait after seeing matador reposted here endlessly but I'll give it a try since it's on psn.
>>253533450
>that pic
who the fuck is he
>>253535406
50k for the platinum card and 100k for the black card or something along those lines. I have only about 10k on me and I didn't feel like grinding money for hours. I really liked the battle system though.
>>253535891
>filename
>>253535786
Its not. Matador is a casual/retard filter that forces you to learn to buff/debuff.
Now, pic related is another story
>The Fool Arcana does not mean that it can be taken lightly. The Fool is number zero. It is the void from which all other things begin.
—Margaret, Persona 4
this isn't the end people, this is only the beginning
>>253535435
You can have so much of my spirit you won't know what to do with it all.
>>253536003
yes but who he is, he never appears in Strange Journey
>>253534432
>ejaculate enough to cover their every pore in semen
It's a shame SMT nekomata are not cute.
>>253536113
he made the devil summoning program, he shows up in smt1, 2 and 4
>>253536002
It's been some time from IV but I don't think you don't really need to do that unless you want that Demonica armor which will cost near 1Million overall to buy.
>>253536002
How did you have such a small amount of money? I didn't even remember a time where I didn't have enough money for something.
>>253535786
>Play SMT3 after SJ
>Decide to put it on hard because I've done three runs of SJ, I mostly know what to expect
>First encounter, I miss my attack, lose my turn, and my opponents kill me before I can attack again
What are my chances of running into a qt pixie or pic related and living happily?
>>253536002
You could alwaysspend $2.99 on the money making DLC
>>253534871
The sides of sinkholes don't look like explosive and/or impact craters. What it probably was was a massive explosion of Methane locked up in the melting permafrost of Siberia due to climate change.
>>253536146
Only in the first(and maybe second). Later SMTs made them cuter.
>>253536008
Please tell me you have more.
>>253536378
Nocturne Hard mode is RNG bullshit andartificially difficult
>>253535230
>you will never encounter a demon and have them cast mamudo on you before you can react
I can live with this.
>>253534906
>Dem mugs & frosts
I WANT A 1000
>>253535331
You don't even need to do that. It's more of a side quest
>>253533801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzqIA_tpv0k
>>253536426
>that ass
I think I found a new favorite demon.
>>253536006
I don't understood the trouble with this guy. If you stack sukukaja then he just misses all his attacks and loses all his turns
>>253534906
>Black Frost Nendo
Tell me that isn't some limited release. I'm tempted to hit an order down on Mandy for Jack Frost
>>253536002
You don't need those to progress the game
>>253536259
I use money to fuse from memory since I never have to buy items or equipment. Plus I'm not going all the way back to naraku just to grab some asswipe demon when I can just pull him back for 2000.
>>253536459
Good one.
>>253537070
I think I got the Tower and High Priestess or something.
>>253536950
I thought that was the story quest, I did a quick check on gamefaqs and they made it sound like it was required to proceed? I don't remember the plot directing me anywhere else
>>253537070
Link?
>>253536008
[? ] Later, sucker. [/?]
>>253537243
http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/new/Cirrus/which-major-arcana-tarot-card-are-you/
but im pretty sure the server is down or something
>>253537186
If you're doing the Neutral ending, you need to do a lot of sidequests, but that's about it. What was the last major story thing that happened?
>>253537186
That was a side quest to tell you about an area in the game that will offer shops who sell the best equipment at premium prices.
I surprised the idea of getting that much money didn't indicate that maybe this isn't a main quest mission
>>253537186
from Ginza I think it's called you take the south path to the temple to progress, those are optional.
>>253536426
I think most of us would die pretty quickly to lowly demons like preta or slimes if a demon invasion happened
>>253537843
Seeing as how SMT has chosen one bullshit I think you're right.
I liked Strange Journey but the way you have to deal with the personas to recruite them was retarded
>>253536002
>>253537186
you don't need any cards to progress in the main story, I bought the cards only to get to one of the riders.
I would know because I grinded for all 4 riders before finishing up the main story.
>>253537382
Head of Ashura Kai wants me to kill the leader of the red gang.
>>253537392
Well I thought that's what I had to do to see her, all the quest said was succeed in the trial in order to join. I had no idea it wasn't the main quest.
who knows how to dance crazy here?
I just need it
>>253536641
If the raidou games are anything to go by, Mudo and Hama skills are easy to dodge.
>>253537843
You will die if you don't have the demon summoning program to protect you.
Don't forget an assault team with the most advanced technology in the world and the best trained soldiers got their ass kicked by a couple of pixies before they were given the program.
>>253538024
This is bait.
>>253538103
Just when you thought Mara couldn't get any weirder they throw this shit at you.
>>253538103
we just all need to get together and form a cult to summon mara and befriend us
we can kidnap weak people and use them as offering for mara
>>253538143
that's true.
Demons being invisible didn't help that out either.
>>253537998
Do you think that someone from 4chan could be the chosen one? If it is, how fucked we are?
How do I git gud in Odd Odyssey?
Unknown demons are fucking annoying since I can't see their weakness and sprites.
>>253538143
They were only killed because they didn't have vision on them.
Though that doesn't change the fact that regular civilians would be fucked.
>>253537998
But anon, the entire premise of SMT was originally centered around the idea of anyone being able to be a hero.
>>253538460
I think at best someone from 4chan would be the chaos guy.
>>253538597
But everyone but the chosen one gets raped.
>>253538143
A devil summoning app would probably spread like wildfire modern society. I'd love to play an smt game where the main focus is devil summoner on devil summoner action.
>>253538460
Super fucked
>>253538749
Who says we would all have the means to run the program? For all we know it would only run on nokia 2004 cellphones.
>>253538749
>SMT: Pokemon Edition
>>253538460
I like to think the SMT1 hero browsed 2chan all day, seeing how he had no friends and seemed glued to his computer in his room.
>>253537998
Which is funny because Kaneko says that any random person being a hero is a major theme of SMT.
I haven't play a lot of the series, but I've only seen that it's true for Strange Journey and Soul Hackers.
>>253538668
>anyone but the chosen one
Aleph wants to talk but he's in some other renewed world suffering
>>253538749
Just think about every fedora kid trying to kill a demon in this days, it would be glorious
>>253538915Who's to say they aren't the chosen one
>>253538880
SMT4 has people running the DSP on apparently any kind of smartphone, seeing how they pay big bucks for any one kind.
>>253538379
>>253538143
>>253537998
>>253537843
You guises are just to weakminded, you have to believe in yourselfs and on your friends
I wont have any of this bullshit, i will go out there, get a nekomata, fuck her, and have awesome adventures and there is nothing you can do to stop me
>>253539059
Good thing I don't have a smartphone since I only use my phone for calls and texts.
wait isn't SMT4 set in the past?
>>253539059
>Devil Survivor world
>Every neckbeard with a DS can summon demons
>>253539115
>you
>walk outside
>get clawed by invisible demon
>cri 5evr
>die to death
>>253539059
So Steven programs with portability in mind...
>>253539169
It's a spoiler. Though you find out about it an hour or so in.
>>253539131
>not wanting the demon summoning program
I hope that the anti-demons app gets torrented on day one
>>253539115
mudo
>>253539059
So what happens if the battery on your smartphone runs out?
>>253539292
m8 the demons will be drawn to my 99 charisma. That shit isn't even a stat.
>>253538903
>your demons are cute!
>your demons are cute too!
>LET US FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN THE NAME OF LUCIFER
>>253539115
Purseowner is the only SMT that has a reliance on friends. The rest are a bunch of loner nerds.
>>253539293
>Asshole puts random demons who act as Trojans and .exe files
>some unfortunate anon unleashes Demiurge or The 4 Horsemen
>>253539383
?????!
>>253539383
You die.
>>253539497
I think it will happen like the ova/movie, where someone will get tricked to release a strong demon
>>253539227
>Fighting demons with my DS, saving as many civilians as possible
>Still get made fun of by quentin for playing video games in public
>>253539497
>Wild Trumpeter Roaming around a Walmart
Truly terrifying
>>253539517
>>253539592
Well, better invest in solar charging.
>>253539383
You better have a hand charger with you or kiss your ass goodbye.
>>253539670
Made me chuckle.
Join me, son of man, so that we might be rid of demons!
>>253539670
>not killing quentin with a slime
>>253539765
Metro 2033xSMT.
Let's all go to russia and fight the demons.
>tfw no goodstraightDDS porn
>>253539718
>Trumpeter
>Shit
Pick two
>>253539652
>>253533319
Emperor followed closely by the magician...
I have no idea what this means.
Question for SMT fans: which is a better place to get started with the series - Nocturne or DDS? I've already played Persona 3 but I want something more combat-focused. The fatigue system in P3 made me rage so fucking hard.
>>253540226
You're not going to get laid.
>>253540324
Nocturne if you want demon fusion and all that good stuff.
>You're a weak, skinny loser.
>But you get lucky, and a cool demon joins you.
>He teaches you how to fight, and you and him/her push each other to get stronger.
>Both of you are rolling in demon ass.
tfw this could never happen.
>>253540324
DDS
>>253540093
>sexualizing SMT
IMPURE
>>253540340
Fuck...
Are there any good qualities I get to compensate?
>>253540324
Both are good games. DDS is easier if you are looking to just learn the SMT way of things while still playing a good game.
>>253540324
DDS will ease you in easier, rather than fucking you raw in Nocturne.
So, what language would the demons speak?
>>253540324
If you want something with more of a story, you might want to go with DDS.
If you're okay with very little story, go with Nocturne.
The gameplay in both is about the same, just that DDS has the mantra system instead of demon fusing
>>253540605
Nocturne isn't even hard.
>>253540632
English orhebrew.
>>253540527
>>253540469
>>253540394
I bought Nocturne on PSN because it was $8, whereas the DDS games were $10 each. I think I might wait for the DDS games to go on sale and then start with them. I have a feeling they will be put on sale soon for $4 each like the Devil Summoner games were.
>>253540632
The jojo bizarre language
>>253540324
Nocturne. DDS is a more traditional JRPG that lacks several elements that are staples of the series, such as fusion, demon negotiation etc.
>>253540438
>demon teaching you how to fight
Doesn't work like that, man.
>>253540438
>Anons across the globe get Demons like a draft
>You get Mara
>>253540472
SMT does a fine job sexualizing itself
>>253540854
As long as I get a qt female I'm happy. Though I'd settle for a good bro.
>>253540834
It doesn't work like that for chosen ones.
For us normalfags, it'd be our only chance at staying alive.
>>253540632
Binary
>>253540834
Pixie does it
>>253533132
>not going law
Full pleb
So I'm on the second to last day of P3.
Who should I bring with me to the final battle?How much of a curbstomp will it be with a level 95 Messiah with 99 in all stats?
>>253531715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvap8gkDfB8
Oh shit the fiends are here
>>253541093
This is what you are in for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsoBNs_mNsM
>>253540324
>couldn't handle the fatigue system in 3
>the system that was virtually non-existant after 10 hours
You are too fucking casual for SMT. Go wank off to Persona 4. It was made with people like you in mind.
>>253540946
I'd an Abbadon
>>253541237Well I'm glad I got Abbadon's Heart item then.
>>253541289
The fact that they dropped it in P3P is pretty much an admission that it was shit to begin with.
>>253541357
Yeah it is because that spell gives a random ailment. Also get ready for13(?) forms
>>253540472
>the series with a spider dick demon
>pure
>SMT in general
>pure
>>253538749
play devil survivor then
>>253541485
It's the same amount of Arcanas plus final form.
>Work hard to summon a demon, set up all the proper magical items and stuff
>Realize you have nothing to offer any specific demons halfway through or even any names in mind
>Quickly decide to just invite any demon that would like you for any reason and only offer your friendship
>Somehow it works and you successfully summon something
>It's fucking Mara
>You ask her why
>"You masturbate more than any one else on the face of the earth, we're meant to be"
>>253541436
>thinking that P3P made any good changes besides FeMC
>>253541093
>mfw I brought ken, kuromaru, and aigis along with me to the final battle
i never grinded during the game and just wanted to have akihiko in my party and him do something
>>253541662
Yeah, I didn't remember how many arcanas there were.
>>253541759
>ken, kuromaru
For what purpose?
>>253541679
Mara's pretty fucking strong, so I wouldn't be too pissed.
>>253541894
i liked the dog
ken has mediarama and since i knew nothing of fusion back then (or really anything about smt) i just used him as healer
i want to go back and play it now that i've beaten nocturne on hard mode and see how difficult it is
>>253541679
>Her
>>253541732
I played FES and quit because it was slow and boring and the party AI was absolutely retarded to the point that it would have been just as easy if certain members were not there at all on some fights.
Enemy is weak to my magic?
Better only use normal attacks that they are almost immune to.
Remember to break them out of stuns before their turn and to not focus fire properly!
Don't give me any shit about the useless battle tactics that work half of the time either.
Repent
>>253542160
FEAR
FEAR GOD AND GIVE GLORY TO HIM
>>253542101
>>253542101
You just sound really bad at the game
>Don't give me any shit about the useless battle tactics that work half of the time either.
Yup, that confirms it.
>this fucking hole
I don't understand.
Is this really the end?I wonder how many anons will get the program.
>>253542101
Battle tactics work all of the time, nigga.
The party AI in P3 is actually pretty good, you just need to use tactics
>>253542340
>try everything I can to get npc to cast a spell
>can't do it
>means I am bad at the game
Go fuck your imaginary women in your imaginary high school.
>>253533920
We need more rule 34.
>>253542640
On one boss I had to tell akihiko to do nothing at all, not even heal, because he would only break my stuns and give the enemy their turns back.
I tried setting him to heal only but he would attack anyway.
>>253542457
I just want a fucking fiend
>>253542849
Set him on wait if you don't want the enemies to get back up.
>>253542831
Thats not 34.
>>253533747
Akemi Nakajima, the protagonist in Megami Tensei
(no, not SHIN Megami Tensei, just Megami Tensei)
>>253542342
I still need to defeat it to own it, don't I?
Still fucked.
>>253537070
That happened to me but with fool.
>>253542342
Lv.42 Jaki Type with amazing stats and the skills: Megido, Drain.
>>253542457
Christ, I'm going to be doing double-takes at everyone who walks in at work tomorrow.
>>253542978
Isn't he one of the two heroes that actually tensei'd a megami? The other being the SMT4 protag.
>>253542902
I want Mama Harlot
any advice for someone who's been stuck on the Captain Jack fight for about a year?
christ, it's been so long i don't even remember where the plot was going
>>253543012
I got Megido too.
>>253543203
Try to get good healing/buffers and bullet resistant/reflect demons.
>>253543203
blast it with piss
>>253543139
Any is fine and this music is playing while im catching one
>>253541223
>>253543124
I think he was bullied or something so he invented a way to summon Loki to kick his bullies' asses or something.
He also made a vidya, though. So that's cool.
>>253543260
What level and stats? We should team up. Fuck dealing with elements we have almighty and I've got drain to leech hp to keep going.
>>253543329
>>253543285
hm, will do. it was the full healing every other turn that got me, mostly
>>253531715
IT'S HAPPENING
>>253543005
Only if we got Devil Survivor type crisis.
Otherwise the contract is settled via negotiation.
>>253543124
He did.
After killing hertwice
>>253543428
Blue ocean or something like that?
Well, its not that hard, if you have reflect, most of the fight is easy, go for phys attacks instead of magic.
Nope.
>>253543396
Godly. I also have Anger Hit as well.
>>253543675
that's the one. i'll try that. maybe now I'llfinally beat a mainline SMT game
>>253540632
>Without the aid of the Demon Summoning Program, you can’t understand demon speech (discussed in the next section) and can’t talk unless they voluntarily address you in your native language (which is very rare). However, it is possible to make contracts with demons through other means, either through rituals or by having a strong will. The demon, Lord Yama, for instance, will come to the call of one with a strong sense of justice. However, this is very rare.
welp
>>253542061
Mara is female you fucking retard. Go educate yourself on some Buddhism.
It begins
>>253543856If you really hate that fight, then try to stay neutral until final sector
>>253543856
I've only beaten 3 and 4. I'll get SJ eventually and fuck playing 1 and 2.OK, not really, I want to give 2 a try, though.
>>253539293
That's what the demon compendium should be used for.
>>253531715
What's all this weeb shit. It's almost Emergence Day, and some dumbass Grub just jumped the gun, that's all.
So which demon dick are you gonna take up the ass in hopes that you don't get eaten?
>>253544030
1 is fucking great. I hear 2 is really bad and really good. Some people bitch about the encounters and their rates.
>>253544206
MARA
>>253544183
GIANT WORM
>>253544004b-but i am neutral
>>253544030
I've played 3 and 4 in addition to this
4 i dropped when i realized the combat was bullshit, right around the time when you're fighting the giant white dudes towards the end
and i've never dedicated enough time to 3. got past the thor fight twice, then walked away. i have no excuse, i just have shitty attention
>>253544206
I'd rather die.
Does the capacity of my device whit the DSP APP afects the number of demons i can have?
like, my 1 tera computer can hold a bunch of demons instead of the 3-7 of a cellphone_
if have a server can i get an armyor haremof demons_
>>253544183
I don't follow Gears of War, but is the planet they're on an Earth colony or do humans come from a planet other than Earth in that universe?
>>253544291
Is Mara straight? How do you pleasure her?
>>253541679
>riding on mara's chariot with her
would be fun
>>253544421
Nah, it's a planet called Sera. A lot of early fan speculation was that it was a planet colonized by humans from Earth years ago, and that the Locusts were its originial inhabitants before humans showed up and drove them underground. This wasn't the case in the end.
Fan speculation on Gears lore is actually way more interesting than the lore itself.
>>253544421
They're from a version of Earth where man evolved as dwarves.
>>253543928
>yo praise it try not to feel too
>bad yeah yeah fuck demons
>pray to YHVH archangels are
>shit YHVH is love YHVH is life
>check yourself before you
>fuse yourself yeah God save ys
>Fuck Lucifer
>praise YHVH pray
>to God thanks
>angels meom I'm a
>cat God will save
>us praise be to
>the Lord fuck
>demons
>People of Tokyo
>Millenium praise
>God fuck demons
>fuck Lucifer
Lotus Juice confirmed for Strange Journey WiiU port
>>253544584
The urethra is the vagina
>>253542903
That's exactly what he did. He's saying that it's stupid for the AI to attack when you've got them put on Heal/Support, which I agree with.
>>253544584
Mara actually has an obsession with sucking other dicks.
When I delve deep into my psyche, sometimes I get disturbing thoughts. I'm fearful that I harbor too much resentment, and that if I got this sort of power I'd use it irresponsibly, to murder and conquer. Simply because I could.
But no, that's not me! It can't be!
In any case, I'd choose the path that allows me to survive for as long as possible. Anything else is denying your humanity.
Having Sariel or Chernobog as companions would be really rad.
Herlad zomie and fungus skeleton
>>253544875
I'd much rather have the terminator
Best demon
>>253544785
This may blow your mind but attacking the enemy is a form of support.
>>253539227
Nah man, you have to remember that the devils that you summon from the program for the first time straight up try to kill you so they can be free.
You know all those demons that weren't summoned by other summoners? They all got summoned to this world and killed their respective summoners to be free.
summoned.
>>253544964
Terminator is a dude
>>253544828
Faglord, destroy the universe in a super massive black hole.You know you want to
>>253544828
>In any case, I'd choose the path that allows me to survive for as long as possible. Anything else is denying your humanity.
Even if that means permanently fusing yourself with a demon?
>>253544875
>Not being bros with the Jack gang
Seriously, free snow cones, you'd never need to light another smoke, and you'd get summon demon ho-hoes for sexy parties.
Would jewish demons form contracts with mere goyim like us?
>>253544964
I hope the next SMT game allows us to recruit and fuse humans again.
>>253545075
Chaos is inevitable, we will reach max entropy no matter what.
>>253545138
I mean, why the fuck not?
Would I be able to put my penis inside Yomotsu Shikome? This is important.
>>253545213
>can't fuse Dante
I'm pretty sure this is because Nocturne is somehow DMC canon.
>>253545301
Nocturne is the direct sequel to DMC2
>>253545213
>popped
>not poped
>>253545021
This isn't a fucking gunfight, dude. Suppressing fire doesn't mean jack shit and if the command says Heal/Support I should expect the character to use Heal and/or Support skills, not Attack or use offensive Spells.
Or is it too casual to want a menu where the words match the actions you get?
Would Jack Frost be my friend?
>>253545262
Dunno anon, what do you think?
>>253531715
Welp, been good to know you all.
So long.
>>253545021
They repeled fire and were as resistant to physical damage as possible.
I think I finished the battle with two characters dead because reviving them made the fight harder.
>>253545389
I mean, I'm pretty sure it actually is. I haven't beaten Nocturne, what happens to Dante at the end? Not that DMC really has actual canon or anything.
>>253545420
It really isn't too hard of a concept that if you want a party member to do nothing, you just set them on wait
>>253545391
>>253545420
This is my first reply, but if there's nothing Akihiko can do regarding healing or supporting, then he'll act as if he's been set to act freely. Setting him to heal/support will only increase his priority to heal, not guaranteeing him to heal every turn. He'll only heal once a character goes beyond a certain amount of HP.
>>253545420
they only attack if there is no one to heal since that's the only way they can support the team at the moment
>>253545504
they don't use magic that is reflected or attacks that are blocked.
Did you scan the enemy?
>>253545490
Well gee golly, fucker. I meant the one in DDS2/Nocturne
>>253540324
DDS : Easier game with customizable skills. Party Members and story. No demon fusion. WAY easier, less robust. Have to play both games, both are considered 1 game.
Nocturne: More Robust game, more dungeons, more bosses, Demon fusion. Only bad thing is once you forget a move you can't learn it back, and its not casual friendly. no need to grind, all bosses are puzzles to solve
>>253540698
If you get a Daisojou, yeah. The game is a joke
If you don't get a daisojou/Titania/Harlot, or not go phys build, the game can be hard
>>253545672
Yeah, he didn't use magic.
He used is sword for 3 damage hits on enemies that were knocked down just before their turn started.
All while another character with who used an element they were weak to that was set to, "nuke the living shit out of these assholes," would also never use magic or use a charm spell that always failed.
It was easier to win with them dead.
>>253545896
>or not go phys build
I did this in my very first run of this game with little to no SMT experience. I'm such a genius.
>>253544414
>I'll just store my demons in the cloud, then I can get infinite demons!
>Azure corrupted all my demons
Fucking Microsoft!
>>253545148
Ya until jack the ripper joins up with ya. He's slay all the ladys.
>>253531715
But what if I want Devil Survivor happens instead?
>>253546113Literally!
>>253533319
I tied Tower Death and Emperor.
I personally think its a good thing but whatever.
just started playing this a few days ago
am i the chosen one?
im going law so good luck chaos fags
>>253546251
>going full retard
Stop
>>253546251
>im going law
>>253531715
Was this science team equipped with Demonicas?
I pray for their success. Should they fail, the world will be plunged into darkness
>>253531715
The comments are even like an SMT game.
Fuckin Messians
>>253546360
convince me otherwise
this is also kinda my first smt im playing dds and nocturne while rotating this into the mix
>>253532936
>tfw true neutral
>>253546468
seriously it sounds like strange journey teams were sent lol
>>253546636
>mfw summoning Jesus and God as demons
>>253546251
>Law
enjoy being Mastema's sex toy
>>253546636
>>253546468
>In this very moment, a scientist is struggling in thinking which one of his 2 friends will kill first
>>253546468
http://youtu.be/n_2T-JqoMVI?t=13s
>This winds up happening
>>253546728
It's a roleplaying game.
You should put yourself in the main character's shoes and do what you would do in the situation. That's the only respectable way to play the game, otherwise there's really no point to any of it.
>>253546825
That sound would be fucking horrifying.
>>253546916
thats why im probably going to end up going law
just beat the second boss not too far into the game though so im sure there will be moments that will change that
>>253546916
He's a lawfag so he wouldn't do that anyway.
>>253546825
SMTs generally have pretty good game overs, this one was pretty lame.
>>253547076
Probably the moment you realize what law actually means.
>>253546728
Everyone becomes zombiesNeutral is the only good ending in SJ
>>253546636
nice try Mastema.
fucking Lawfags.
>Today i 17/07/2014
>1 and 0 desapear
>14/2 equals 7
>7 7 7
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
They tried this once in SJ, spoilerit didn't work
>>253547039
That's the collective sound of the world screaming in terror.
>>253546758
>playing through SMT IV
>get to the last choice
>know it's something like +7 -7 for neutral
>choose "bad" choice
>get chaos route
>decide to be a faggot and go for neutral route
>reload save and choose "good" choice
>get law route
>find out that last choice is worth 10 points
>I was somewhere around 0 and the neutral ending was impossible
I was sad.
>>253547196
Jackpot.
>>253534764
Neutral master race
>>253547196
>14/2
From where? It'd be 7/7/24
>>253533319
>mfw I'm the world
>>253547291
>chaos ending
>everything is on fire
>hear screaming
>lucifer talking about how cool everything is going to be
At least it's not law.
>>253545578
I'm not saying it's hard to grasp once you know what's going on, but it still makes thingsartificially difficultby giving you a choice between AI roulette or a turn wherein you do nothing.
>>253545672
>>253545627
Again, playing the game you realize these things, but they're still counterintuitive to what you're given in the menu.
>>253547440
>24 is the 3rd number
>24/3 = 8
>There is only 1 8
>8-1 = 7
>7/7/7
>777
>>253547392
>indecisive cowardice
>master anything
The forces of Law and Chaos laugh at you.
>>253547520
Yeah I went with Chaos once I found out I couldn't get neutral. I was so close to getting neutral blind.
>>253531715
They're going to walk right into the Schwarzwelt?! God help us all.
>yfw
>>253547291
>there seems to be a neutral option
>Nope, just repeats the fucking dialog
SJ had better alignment questions than 4; at least that had neutral options.
>>253546770
It's not outside the bounds of conjecture.
You can already summon all 9 of the ranks of angels, as well as the archangels and Metatron, so Jesus is the next obvious step. And you can also already summon both actual historical humans as well as mythological humans. They WON'T do it, though; Japan knows that it would raise a shitstorm that even they don't want to deal with.
Can't possibly summon YHVH, though. That would mean you couldn't fight him, and what kind of SMT game would it be if you can't fight God?
>>253547568
>he doesn't know the true meaning of neutral. It's not indecisiveness it's an understanding that you need both Law and Chaos.
>>253547568
When in the game is this?
>>253547716
>implying both don't only bring suffering
>implying we wouldn't all be better nonexistant
>>253547568
I'm not indecisive, I want to stop both sides because they're retarded.
>>253547716
Enjoy your dismembered samurai while the whole fucking world is in ruins.
>>253547716
>it's an understanding that you need both Law and Chaos
More often than not it's an outright rejection of both extremes. Not so much that you want to have both, but rather that you'd like to not deal with either.
But, more than ANYTHING, it means relying on humanity's power instead of God's or demons'.
>>253547568
>choosing between slavery and super objectivism
>not choosing the path of humanity that balances the individual and society
faggot
If the science team fails, what will you do? I don't have a COMP and STEVEN hasn't sent me a fucking email.
Either that or it's gone to the spam folder
>>253547758
It's when you pick the neutral option in a dialogue choice.
>>253547810
White are shit
Please leave
>>253547987
Which dialogue choice? Any of them?
>tfw need to get a new phone soon
Could I end up with one of the programs?
Oh boy I'm nervous.
>yfw the whole fight for the new world foundation will be a bunch of dudes calling each others faggot surrounded by phallic-like entities
>>253548123
That motherfucker STEVEN didn't send me an email. I guess I'm not going to survive this
>>253548123
Do you think the App will run on Apple?
i thing its a safe bet that it will at least work on Android
>>253547918
>humanity screws up
>demons invade
>angels come to fight them
>neuters temporarily push everyone away and solve nothing
>happens again
>rinse and repeat
Go, humanity, right? At least chaosfags have the good sense to realize the world is in need of major and permanent change and do their best to accomplish their ideals.
>>253548250
>Teams entirely Mara
>Mara is the main villain behind the crater (she wanted to fuck it)
>Everyone's persona is Mara
>>253548279
His emails keep going to my spam folder and the attachments keep getting marked as a virus. I can't download the demon summoning program. I'm fucked.
>>253548279
>tfw I legitimately checked my email
>>253548326
Yes there's an app for that, shining one
I'm going to go ahead and add Steven on facebook. Maybe poke him to get on his good side.
>>253548279
maybe DDS-NET is down or something, I don't know what to tell you anon
>>253547568
Ill laugh right back as I kill em both in the name of HUMANS BAYBEEEEEEEEE
>>253548123
>Iphone summoning apps
>Android summoning apps
>Windows summoning apps
Root master race
>iOS summoning program is locked down and can only summon Apple approved demons
Fuck this
>>253538103
So how did Nintendo approve this
>>253548326
>Apple
>"Siri, summon Jack Frost"
>"Siri, use Zionga"
>"Siri, fuse Ose and Nekomata"
>>253548793
What alignment are those faggots anyway?
even if a demon invasion doesn't happen and kill usthe sun will
>>253548793
>99 cents a demon
>additional costs to fuse them together
>all top tier demons can only be obtained through a gachapon machine
>>253548928
Law
>>253548928
>what alignment is this corporation
Law. It doesn't matter what the corporation is, it's fucking Law, so enjoy all your fucking angels, anon.
anyone going to summon me, ho?
>>253548342
>implying that neutral alignment wouldn't succeed if it wasn't for chaosfags and lawfags constantly betraying humanity for their own/YHVH's gain
chaosfags aren't trying to fix anything, they just want to serve their own lusts
ALRIGHT FUCKERS, YOU STEP OUTSIDE NEXT MONDAY TO CHECK THE MAIL, ONLY TO BE AMBUSHED BY A GROUP OF DEMONS.
LUCKILY, LIKE THE FREEDOM LOVING ALL AMERICAN YOU ARE, YOU HAVE YOUR FIREARM WITH YOU, AND THE DEMON SUMMONING APP JUST LOADED ONTO YOUR PHONE.
WHAT'S YOUR BATTLE THEME!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta2H5Sv1FnE
>inb4 "I'm not American!"
Have fun punching the demons!
>>253549203
only a cool person could summon you
Jakyou where?
>>253549235
What else?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoFE6Ii1f-Y
>>253547568
>neutral
>indecisive cowardice
>is most often the hardest route in the game since you have to fight both factions, where as in the others you have to fight one
>>253549235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjR7JZbdONs
Only CURAAAAAAAAYZEEEEEE guys allowed on my party
Well shit now i feel like replaying strange journey, thanks OP!
>>253549313
There's one opening right next to my house. They have a grand opening sale on fusing demons. Which ones should I bring?
>>253549235
The obvious choice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjKrUc_EalM
>>253547692
Jews/christians set out to make the most mary sue deity possible.
It wouldn't work well as a summon
>>253549465
Why bother replaying it when we'll be playing it in real life soon enough?
So if could manually your own stats how would do it?
>>253549483Take your dog
>>253549361
This man gets it.
>>253549483
Your dog
>>253549585
Pascal? You want me to fuse Pascal?! Well, alright..
>>253549235
I negotiate skillfully. No battle theme, ambiance only. Full LUK.
>>253549669
Pascal the dog is here.
>>253549457
You are indeed my mothafuckin' nigga.
Post COMP demons
>My Demon is a Lv.20 Mitama Type with amazing stats and the skills: Recarm, Maragi.
Will demons come with nicknames? Or shortened names? Like "Dick" for "Richard" or "Ozzie" for "Oswald"?
>>253549584
Luck
all other answers are wrong
>>253549584
All points in Luck.
Are you ready /v/? I know I am
As long as I get to meet an Isabeau I'll gladly go neutral to protect that smile.
>>253549784
>>253549772
Hacker pls go
>>253549235
Epic trumpets, of course
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tu0VrV7KzM
Seems like my ISP is throttling access to DDS-NET and blocking any email from STEVEN.
Fucking Comcast. They just want me to die in the demon apocalypse.
Guys what if we fused ourselves with demons?
>>253549768
>My Demon is a Lv.70 Avian Type with EPIC stats and the skills: Zan, Mazio.
I literally got Rukh.
>yfw first response to Demons and Angels
http://youtu.be/lN5YDtkmxsk
I could not avert it i must try again
>>253549235
>Have fun punching the demons!
Got me through most SMT games pretty well.
>>253549883
It's the most useful "skill" in real life, that's for sure.
>>253549950
mite b cool
>>253549950
You can't stupid ass people arent humans
>>253550004
DAEMONS SHALL BE PURGED, GLORY TO THE EMPRAH.
>>253549768
>>253550002
>>253549768
>My Demon is a Lv.60 Dragon Type with good stats and the skills: Bufu, AngerHit.
I will carry all of your niggas asses as long as you guises cast all the spells
>>253549950Would I die? Would the new demon even be me? Or some creature with my memories?
>>253549768
>My Demon is a Lv.60 Divine Type with normal stats and the skills: Megido, Recarm.
Aw yeah, Cherub
>>253550278
It would be extremely painful
>>253550262
>lvl 60s and 70s
>Mine is lvl 20
A-at least I can Recarm and have amazing stats r-right guys?
>>253550004
yep thats pretty much how strange journey went down
>>253550186
>people aren't humans
>>253550335
>extremely painful
Really this is the best you idiots can come up with, oh no I dont want to become a powerful demon because it hurts way too much guys.
>>253549950
What's the worst that could happen?
>>253550541
For you
>>253550573
Being killed by the MC
>>253550667
You're the MC of your life anon
>>253550389
well, this guy >>253550308 can rearm too
but dont worry, we will chose you over him becausei dont want any lawfags around me, full neutral master race
>>253550627
So what nobody else? Wow pathetice I guess for some reason im special thank a lot for the complement stupid idiot dumbass
>>253542342
>>253550756
Yeeehhhh
>>>253550856
>stupid idiot dumbass
Marie pls go and stay go
>>253550738
Yeah but the MC of the end of the world will probably be some pretty boy faggot in Japan.
Knowing Japan's shit taste their going to go law.
>>253533726
>>253533239
>/vr/ is neutral
I think maybe I need to start browsing /vr/
>>253550756
>Not using mitamas for stat boosting
WhateverI-I..will find lawbros to hang out with ;_;
>>253550573
Who the hell thought these were a good idea?
>>253551148
I kind of like Omoikane's redesign
>>253550389
>>253550262
>>253550002
all yall gotta step it up
Demon is a Lv.5 Snake Type with amazing stats and the skills: Megido, Mabufu.
LEVEL 5 WITH MEGIDO BAYBEE ONLY WAY TO GO IS UPPPPPPPPP
>>253549457
If I had that theme playing I'd much rather just drop my gun and RIP AND TEAR
>>253551582
Reminds of the Pixie with megidolaon that you get with SJ's passwords.
Bitch didn't had enough mp for it
>>253551148
Almost every design I've seen of SMT4 has been really killing the interest for me. Is every demon that bad? Why the fuck did they change from the other art style?
The older designs were what got me into this series in the first place.
>>253551148
jesus are these from SMT games? They look like power ranger monsters.
Okay I'm currently thinking of possible negotiation tactics to use. from 1-10 tell me how viable you think unzipping my dick would be.
>>253551743
Well, they hired Kamen Rider artists for these designs...
>>253551771
>unzipping my dick
Why do you have a zipper on your dick, anon?
>>253551732
A lot of the old ones are still there.
SOME of the new ones aren't so bad, like Minotaur
>>253551743
the guy who redesigned some demons for SMT4 was a sentai artist.
>>253551771
your dick has a zip?
>>253551729
she does in a few levels
>>253551771
8.5
and if it fails, remember to tell your enemie to BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?
>>253551886
I never realized that his snout is a skull until like my third playthrough.
>>253551771
>Male demons just laugh
>Female demons laugh too
>Ethereal demons laugh even though you didn't think they could
>>253551987
Do you think demons would accept US currency in bribes? I mean we do control the world.
>>253551732
>Is every demon that bad?
Like...every demon? No, these are just the redesigned bosses. The vast majority of the summonable demons still use the old designs.
Dammit OP, I opened this thread because I thought you were talking about a SJ sequel
>>253551886
I'd be able to forgive most of these if it weren't for Sanat and what they did to Lucifer. They fucking violated him.
>>253551743
I'm certain there is one that looks exactly like a power ranger too.
When will Kaneko redraw all of the demons again?
>>253540126
Fuck, I forgot the DeSu2 anime was even a thing.
Just how shit was it? I didn't even want to try watching it.
>>253552154
yeah, the boss demons were really kinda...really shit in that game.
It was pretty disappointing bcause SMT games usually have KILLER boss design
>>253552123
>I mean we do control the world.
Why are other currencies worth more then? I can't believe Americans actually believe this, most of you only speak english and if you do speak another language its spanish which is useless unless you just robbed a bank and want to hide.
>tfw the world ends before you ever play Strange Journey
I kept putting it off...
>>253552292
When he wants to.
>>253552285
Melchzidek
>>253552353
Play it now, anon.
Play it RIGHT NOW
>>253552285
I don't mind that too much that's kind of a cool reference, I just think the monsters look like shit, most of the SMT mosnters were simple comapred to these that are just vines connected to a bunch of shit.
>>253552240
>SJ sequel
pffft
I bet you think DeSu 2 BR will actually be released too.
>>253552123
>>253552328
Christ, you people can never take a joke. It's just fun to buy into the whole "Amurrica, fuk yeaaahhh" shit sometimes, alright? Is fun banned in your country or something?
>>253552240It's coming soon though
>>253552452
But the text issue on the DS emulators...
>>253551886
>most metal demon of all time
I knew the game had started once I laid eyes upon it.
Also I kind of like how grotesquely human new lucifer is.
>>253552154
At leastbestangel made it through unharmed.
>>253552494
There's no way it'll be delayed again!
>>253552597
There's a way to fix it.I just forgot how to do it, though.
>>253533319
>Persowners
>Surviving the apocalypse
There's a reason Personas are never post apocalyptic like the majority of MT
>>253551886
Wasn't Minotaur made by the original Nocturne character designer? How many new demons did he make for SMT4.
>>253552553
>Is fun banned in your country or something?
You have shit public schools, I was also being funny.
>>253552517
Scariest part in the whole game.
Getting through hell, looking for someplace to heal, then getting told your money is worthless.
SMT was a fucking horror game
>>253552597
>reused DS
>flashcart
No excuses
>>253552775
Because pursowners saved the day before the apocalypse
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>253552734
It's ded, anon.tfw I'll never peut my dick in gender swapped Yamato
>>253552427
Well, him too, but I think there was another that looked like a white Power Ranger holding a sword.
>>253552849
Is the world going to last long enough if I order the game online?
>>253552982
I'm going to wait until TGS until I cave and get the DS version
>>253553024
>>253552427
>>253552285
Found him.
Yamato-Takeru. Not gonna lie, I actually like his design. Would totally use him
>>253552028
>Female demons laugh too
>>253553124
I've been holding my communist playthrough for over a year now.
>>253553289
>unlocked the ability to fuse him after the fight with Lucifer
>"Oh hey, there might be another dungeon after this, I'll fuse him then"
>Go to the cafe
>Game ends
>"Fuck. I'll just fuse him as soon as I get to NG+"
>Somehow lost the ability to fuse him when NG+ started
Fuck
>own 6 SMT games
>have never played any of them
what should i do
>>253553795
Play any of them?
>>253553289
Meh. I guess some of the redesigns weren't that bad. Still, what the hell was Kaneko doing during all of this?
>>253553795
I don't know.
>>253553795
Which games do you own?
>>253553927
frolicking in his field of flowers
>>253553795
Which ones do you have?
>>253553795
what games?
>>253553945
Persona 3 FES and 4G, Devil Summoner 2, Nocturne, Strange Journey and Devil Survivor
>>253553927
We thought working on SMTxFE
Probably also trying his hardest not to die due to how old he is.
>>253553795
Maybe play the games?
>>253554108
>yfw the world will end before you can play waifu vaporware
>>253554340
>You will never force Demifiend to fuck Lyn then fuse their baby with Lucina
I don't even want to live through the apocalypse anymore.
>>253554108
Oh fuck please tell me he's not having health problems. He's one of my favorite character designers. I want him to be alive to witness the creation of an actual demon summoning program.
>>253549235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS9RFn7C4Zg
>mfw