>"E for everyone!"
So is Nintendo a bunch of paedophiles, or...?
Yes. They're fish. Fish have eyes on the sides of their faces. The eyes you see in the front of their faces are fake. They evolved them over time because Hylians refused to do business with fishmen that couldn't look them in the eye.
>In zoological anatomy, a cloaca /klo??eJk?/ is the posterior opening that serves as the only opening for the intestinal, reproductive, and urinary tracts of certain animal species.
What exactly is the problem? They're fish men that lay eggs, it's natural to assume they have one.
>she goes to a different man's house every day
>after some intimate foreplay, she holds her forehead against his, putting her hand down to her crotch
>her breathing picks up
>she can't sweat, but droplets of water drip down her skin
>she lets out a loud, shrill moan, sinking her fishnails into the male's neck
>in her hand is a freshly-laid egg, glistening in the light
>kneeling down, she holds the egg up to his fish-cumhole
>rubbing his male fishclit, she lovingly coaxes him to cum his fish semen all over her egg
>once the male is finished, she leaves him with the egg and goes about her day
>when Link stays over for the night, she does the same for him, ignorant of his anatomy
>she can't help but release a dozen fish-eggs for him to cum on
Do you expect artists to always draw young female characters as flat-chested? Girls grow breasts before they become women, not after. Ignoring that part of their anatomy until the character is an "adult" would be stupid. Maybe even
I fapped a lot to OoT as a kid and now it makes me feel like a creep. Something about the way they draw girls on the cusp of puberty with such defined muscles...
It probobally isn't but until there is a court case the dismisses the "your first baby bath time videos count at CP because there is a naked adult in the tub with a naked baby" argument nobody is going to post or posses anything with a nude child in it.
What is it like to be a Wizard? I dropped out of the running four years prior to earning my robe and hat.
>America in charge of sexuality
I love my country, but fuck off if you don't think Americans have an incredible distorted view of sexuality from decades of porn pioneering and pedophilia jokes. Sex is actually a remarkably pure and simple thing if you're not a weirdo about it.
>feeling ashamed of your sexual development
Come the fuck on.
>It's like Tenchi Muyo in real life.
>Guessing he was raised Catholic
Yeah, no. It's an American phenomenon. There are many Catholics around the world who don't act this way.
Why does my country have to act so fucking weird?
>Implying Protestants aren't the sexually repressed ones
Catholic countries fuck like crazy.
There's nothing wrong with having good taste, anon
I'm American and I was jerking off to tranny porn and gay furry erotica when I was as young as 10 or 11. I never had any guilt or anything about it, it was just something I did. Guess I'm weird.
"Barely legal" is about teenaged bodytypes, not childlike
>feeling bad for being attracted to kids when you're a kid
>feeling bad for being attracted to anything
I think you'd find a lot more pedos interested in 12 than 7
I beat off to the thought of Jabu Jabu filling her with eggs and then the entire Zora's domain releasing semen into her because she's the only female left.
And then her dad raping her to top it off, going "mweep" with every thrust.
I'll write that fapfic someday
>You will never be a loli Ruto who gets repeatedly impregnated and bred
And then the same thing happens to her descendant
It must be fate