>that friend who skips cutscenes with lots of talking

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>that friend

Is mariel a dyke? She'd have to be to be friends with rocco, right?

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To the action! To the action!

>What do I do?!!?

He wouldn't be my friend for long.

>friend

ohohohoho
;_;

>that friend who tries to follow videogame plots like they even matter

>>253385492

>Rocco dating Mariel from Skullgirls
>Garrett dating Barbara from Rooster Teeth

How do such autistic guys get girls like that?

>skips/rushes (if no skip) tutorial
>gets ass handed to him by game
>THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO DO THAT,

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>that friend who asks what's happening in the story as it's unfolding

>>253386102
Garrett? Really? I haven't kept up with the podcast since summer 2012, i feel so empty

>>253385492
She's dating Tyson Hesse.

>>253386102
I give you Rocco. But frootsnax is a sexy motherfucker.

>>253386256

Don't bother. The podcast is now just a bitchfest.

>Listening to Rocco talk about how 24fps is great for video games
>Listening to Bryan or Eric talk about anything ever

It's the same friend who also uses cheats whenever available or abuse save states or Xspeed in emulators or chooses easy mode instead of gitting gud most of the time.

it's still my bro and he knows a LOT about videogames, more than me, he knows about obscure japanese consoles, werid 80s european PC games, etc..he's like an encyclopedia, and he has good taste, most of the times. He's also fairly good at fightan games and we usually play for hours, I'm a bit better than him, but he's still competent. We started our friendship talking about Fatal Fury back in 2001.

>>253386229
Is this another depressing web comic about a girl being molested by a parent?

>>253386612
>tfw they were the closest thing i had to friends and i left them

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>>253386746
father and brother. they tell her it's a game. she believes them because she's a dumb child.

>>253387024

>tfw Rocco edited out Derricks jokes about trannies from the podcast to apologize to SJW.

>>253387246
They used to not give a shit, that makes me sad. At least i have the podcasts saved, because i hate to say it but mega64 will be dead in 5 years anyway

>>253385087
You should probably stop watching DSPGaming then

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>Uses cheats, trainers, etc. whenever possible. Takes pride in this when playing multiplayer games
>Bought prebuilt PC with some shit CPU and a GTX 550 for around $600, probably has a shit PSU as well.
>Skips every piece of dialogue in games
>Is a meme spouting faggot
>cannot discuss anything with him since he just uses the same one or two sentences over and over. Talking to a brick wall p much.

>>253387045
source, it's relevant to my interest

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here you go

>>253388835
You know shawn saved that pantsu shot

>>253386102
Maybe they have puffy vaginas.

>>253385087
>>253388835
sorry, i don't like uppity bitches

Yeah, th-that one friend... I have friends, yeah.

>>253389508
Just 2D ones?

>talking to friend on steam chat
>he's been playing HL2 for the first time
>telling me about his experience
>friend: I had no idea what to do in the first chapter at this one part.
>me: Which part?
>friend: When you finally get outside to the city square area.
>me: Oh really?
>friend: I just had no idea where to go. I kept trying to follow where the other citizens were going, but it wouldn't let me.
>me: You didn't see that ladder with the light shining on it? It's the only place to go and it's right there.
>friend: I bet it wasn't easy when you first played.
>me: It was.

Kind of forget how the rest of the conversation went, but I couldn't believe that someone could have trouble with that part. It wasn't like he was new to video games either

>>253389608
Still not as bad as Arin's inability to find the shield in WW.

>>253389598
not even that

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>>253388835
>black

>>253389340
Shawn is a family man.

http://youtu.be/Ag_KC9uJFkU

>>253386181
Fuckin A that shit is frustrating. My friend did exactly that with Gears 1.

>>253386102
Girls like Garrett and so do I

>>253388475

Seconded

>>253388835
>You will never fuck her thighs
Why even get salty?

This is the best place to ask.

Anyone got anymore on stream upskirts like this? Voyeurism is one of my fetishes.

pls girls from nintendo digital event audrey is top tier

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>turning a movie off as soon as the credits roll

The credits song is objectively the best one

>>253391436
it's great for closure too.

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>>253391332

it's my fetish too.

>>253392747
what is she doing?

>>253391332
>>253392332
We need more of this sort-of thing. Accidental (video-game related) wardrobe malfunctions.

>>253385538
Man i need to replay the bards tale.Last year they gave all three original games and a resolution fix.
Pretty based devs.

>>253386102
>Garrett dating Barbara from Rooster Teeth
So did Eric

>>253393303
In video games it's less accidental and more the player trying every trick they can think of to get around fixed camera angles and other anti-pantyshot measures.

>>253392332
She looks like she's going commando.

I sure hope so.

>>253392747

Is that a dildo between her legs?

>>253393924
I didn't mean IN video games, I just meant video game related like Twitch.tv streamers and things like that.

Like in >>253392332

That specifically is a huge turn on.

>>253386102
>Rocco dating Mariel from Skullgirls
Since when?

>>253393303
>accidental.

whoever that whore is she knew exactly what she was doing.

>>253392987
>>253394079

there's definitely lewdness involved.

>>253385087
>that friend who makes everyone watch the long, boring cutscenes when the whole point of getting together to play games is to enjoy the gameplay together

>>253394298
Just about to post this.

>>253385087
>that friend who takes out her phone when you are trying to show her something

>>253394298
I don't care. As long as it looks legit it gets me rock hard. I like the idea of more of these like the girl spinning in her skirt because it's video game stream related.

>>253386102
Garret is a good looking guy plus he seems really sociable

but Rocco yeah I'm with you on that one

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>>253388475
>>253390970
The source given is wrong. It's that shitty unicorn strip "Heavenly Nostrils".

And fuck you, /v/, for pushing me to a point where I recognize this shit offhand.

>>253392332
Speaking of accidents that happened on a vidya stream, what ever happened to that guy who pretended to be paralyzed and then stood up on stream?

>>253386102
I'm calling bullshit, Mariel's a lesbian

>>253390037
>that buldge

>>253394689
holy fuck what, this sounds hilarious

>>253394689
Oh god I almost forgot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N5gixJ2X8M

>>253392332
>>253394027
>>253394689
I found something that might interest you fellows.

http://youtu.be/YZwyodDfkGk

May the .webms be swift and clear.

>>253394884
HOLY SHIT

I NEED TO SEE THE CHAT REACTIONS

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>>253385087

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DON'T SEXUALIZE THE KINUKO.

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>>253394983

>>253394983
That's basically softcore porn. She didn't get banned for that?

>>253394884
>that moment of realization his gf gets when he walks up
>that story she tells to try and distract people from what they just saw
Glorious

>>253395076
I second this. I've seen this video before but i really want to see how the chat reacted.

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>>253394983
Being a girl must be so easy.

>>253395490
Who cares? I just want more videos like this or stream clothing malfunctions. I know someone here has a god-stash of content.

>>253395581
>we will never know
Kill me

>>253394884
>that camera tilt of shame

this is fucking gold

>>253395695
You're pathetic.

>>253394689
I think he is in jail but I'm not sure.

>>253396110
He's cute.

>>253385087
I do this.

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>>253395784
Found it for us. Unfortunately it's a weak ass reaction. It must have blown up after the fact.

>>253396132
Couple months in Jail and a 100k fine I think

>>253394983
>webms
Not even worth it. It's a tiny 8-minute clip of literally nothing exciting.

>>253396110
>>253396183

Samedyke

>>253396642
>No I fell
Wow

>>253387246
When did this happen?
I haven't watched the livestreams in forever, so I always see the edited weekly podcast. Also I love that Derrick is still the only one who no holds bar doesn't give a fuck what people think.
Every week you hear Rocco complaining about a certain reaction to one of their video's or a reaction to a game, it really gets to him.
>>253386612
what was his defense for 24fps? I totally believe it, since Derrick is the only one that plays PC games, the rest are lazy fucks who think it's a hassle.
>>253387726
What makes you think they'll be gone in 5 years?
They seem to have more presence on the internet than ever with the nintendo stuff they've done recently.

>>253396642
Anymore? Where did you find that?

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>>253394983

All I got out of this video is that I'm surprised she doesn't have 100k subscribers and a million views.

>>253397238
Rocco made a public apology about the trans jokes.

>>253395695
Maybe I could help you find out, baby.

>>253397238
Man, if i'm not mistaken they're all past 28, and they still don't have a large enough fanbase to constitute them doing this past 35

I love them, but i don't want them to turn to shit either

>>253397618
Garret could probably do FX work. Derrick and Rocco could probably write stuff for another website like Screw Attack. Sean, and Eric would be fucked.

>>253394983
I seriously don't see how you can get aroused by this. They're not even doing anything sexual or lewd. How repressed do you gotta be to get turned on by seeing a little bit of skin and bodily contact happen?

As a close friend of Mega64, this thread makes me laugh with these hilarious assumptions.

>>253398501
What assumptions, Eric?

>>253398501
Sparky i love you tell the boyz i've been watching them since 3rd grade

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>>253398501
shut up Bill....or are you Frank? fuck you Frank.

>>253398647
Who's dating who, mostly.

>>253398705
>3rd grade
holy shit dude for real? UNDERAGE B&!!!! I've been watching them since I was in 12th grade, I'm 27 now.....I'm old....dammit...

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>>253386397

This.

>tfw there's alphas with status in every clique. So even geeky chicks have alphas who are popular webcomic artists and authors or something, are into "geek but cool" culture, are the hipsters of the vidya industry, are popular on Twitter and so on to fawn over.

>>253398501
Why did rocco apologize for derrick? Why can't he just let derrick be derrick.

>>253398705
Kevin is too based to be posting on this shit website
>tfw you will never taste Kevin's cookies

>>253398705
Not him, sorry.
>>253398795
Nope, but we did go to the theater 2 Christmas' ago.

>>253398893
>tfw i was in third grade in 2003

>>253398501

Incredibly unfounded and entirely wrong assumptions are all /v/ ever does with any "e-celebs".

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>>253398902

>Though you're into video games, you will never achieve this status through anything

All I can do is write, but nobody would accept me with my resume and in the current climate of gaming journalism.

>>253398952
Tell them anyways brah

>tfw i always regarded them as friends

>>253399448
I'll let Garrett know.

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>>253385087

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>>253385087
>playing hotline miami
>don't give a single fuck about the story
>mash skip
I still don't know why I'm killing all these people, and I just don't fucking care.

>>253400081
reading the dialogue wouldnt have really helped anyway.
i read it all and i cant vividly recall anything except the combat. i remember it was all really vague and consisted of getting phone calls to go to a place for a guy to tell you to go to a place and kill people.

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>>253391332

>>253398943
>you will never taste Kevin's cookies
What's even the point of living?

>>253398501
In terms of like B tier friends, you're probably Frank or Ryan.

>>253400081
The point of the story is that it's a pointless story.

You miss nothing by skipping it.
The developers make fun of you for caring about the story as well.

>>253400739
it's dominic

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>>253386102
>>253394551
>>253386447
>Even /v/ holds ridiculous standards of beauty

>>253398334

>One woman pinning another down and dominating her, while using her own legs to spread the other girl's legs
>I don't see how you can get aroused by this

It's been a while since i've seen such an unintentional display of homosexuality.

>>253386614
As weird as it sounds, he may just be more interested in video game trivia than in actually playing the games. I mean, someone can study architecture as a hobby without ever wanting to actually build a gothic cathedral.

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>>253400483
my goodness

>>253401081
Yeah, rocco's a real adonis

>>253400967
DOOOOMINIIIIIC

>>253400967
Who? No offence, but have you even been on the podcast before?
Also, how unbearable/awkward is it to watch Shawn and Derrick be passive aggressive to eachother in real life?

>>253401281
Jesus christ you're a retard

I'm not him, and if you don't know who dominic is you have no business here

>>253400967
>>253401281
I'M RETARDED
OH SHIT, I KNEW YOU BROWSED /v/.

>>253386102
I thought Rocco was dating that hot brunette broad that was on the podcast a while back

>>253400739
Fuck Ryan. He needs to realize how much of a third wheel he is.

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>>253400081
Story? Who the hell cares about that?

>>253397238
>What makes you think they'll be gone in 5 years?
Rocco's heart exploding

>>253401416
Sorry, not Dominic, it's 3 AM here and i wasn't thinking family members.
The question about Shawn and Derrick still stands though

I never got past the beginning of Amnesia because i couldnt find the lever in the dead end room. Literally just never found it. Didnt beat call of cthulhu because pirated copy glitched and froze when I got to the hanged guy

What video was it that 2 best friends got some piece of shit gift in the mail and they pretended to like it but a few seconds later they all talked shit about it?

>>253401557
>tony mask
le casual face

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Speaking of skirts, mexibros, can you agree pic related is kind of hot?

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>>253401834
I bet you're so hardcore you kiss girls, FAGGOT
who do you use?