Have you ever pretended to be a girl in an MMO to get free stuff?

No, I can't bring myself to jew people out of things because I'm autistic.
Though for some reason I have no problems whatsoever with pretending to be a girl for attention.

I never know if these stories are true but it makes me laugh every time. Ahhh poor fucking idiot.

>>253324962
Just because you're autistic doesn't mean you can't scam other autists

>>253325217
In my case that's exactly what it means.
Autism's funky like that.

>>253324643
When I played runescape and was like 10 years old I'd pretend to be a girl and get shit from dudes, but in hindsight I never got any real good shit

Although one time I watched my sister playing and someone basically tried to RP sex with her and she just kept asking him for more money, she would have had to be like 8 or 9 at the time too, shit was weird

I'm doing it right now in FFXIV. First time doing it, and its so fun.

>>253324962
Being a goody-two-shoes does not require autism.

>>253324643
>Have you ever pretended to be a girl in an MMO to get free stuff?
I pretend to be a girl in real life to get free stuff.

>>253325486
Indeed it does not.
But you don't know where the autism ends and where someone's personality begins, so shit's kinda synonymous.

>>253325598
You won't get far unless you learn how to swallow

>>253325485
>its so fun

Son, I think we need to talk about christianity.

>>253325485
I bet you're a catgirl who posts in the general, I bet you post anime pictures

>>253325687
I was swallowing by seventh grade.

Girls fucking hated me because I was doing what they thought was too gross to do, and gaining all the popularity from it.

I used to get items from other guys too. I never pretended to be a girl, but.. I never said I was a man so... don't know if that counts.

>>253325643
Are you implying good people are the ones that are mentally ill and not those who are willing to ruin everyone for personal gain?

>>253325948
You were sucking other dudes dicks in grade 7 and swallowing their cum?

>>253326149
That is not what I am implying.

I always play girl characters. I don't really pretend to be a girl, though, and I always correct people who assume I am a girl. Sometimes they give me stuff before the big reveal and that's not my problem.

>>253326371
I really don't understand how anyone could ever think that since your character is a girl, that must mean you're a girl.....

>>253325741
No thanks

>>253326207
Yep.

>>253326479
That's how normal people operate. They'll think girls only pick girls and guys only pick guys.

>>253326371
>>253326479
Yea I play female characters in MMOs all the time and outside of a couple of dungeons while leveling (low level people seem to assume for some reason) no ones ever asked if I was a girl or anything.

I play a female orc rogue in WoW for like 6 years and never had anyone ask if I was a girl, but leveling a female undead warrior after cata came out through dungeons I constantly had people assuming I was a girl/using female pronouns to talk to me etc

>>253326479
It's like it's their first time on the Internet.

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>>253326890
>female orc

>>253326670
Thats fucked up that you were so sexual at such a young age, were you molested or something?

Also there was a huge stigma against homosexuality when I was that old, I can't even imagine how you went about propositioning boys to let you suck their dicks

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>>253326553
Yes we do. I'm worried that you have been badly influenced. But don't worry, yoo will spend the next weeks in a christian Gay-to-Straight Conversion Camp.

>>253327132
That's nothing

The 6th grade girls in my school were sexually active

This one new girl got tucked right in the music room and everyone was there recording it. Her and every other girl were sexually active fresh out of the 5th grade

>>253327558
*fucked

I hate auto correct

yes i was so horny as a kid i even fugged girls pretending to be a girl i hate myself.

>>253327132
>were you molested or something?
Nah, I was just really really horny. I found my dad's Playboy magazines when I was 5, and was always interested in nudity and all.

By the time I was in middle school, it kinda just exploded, but I was too shy to approach girls and my friends were horny too, so I figured why not.

>>253324643
No but I've pretended to be people's friend for free stuff.

>>253327980
That's not as bad. At least you weren't flaunting false pussy.

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>>253327737
>Girls make fun of me
>Make me dress up as a girl and bully me
>Get invited to a slumber party, they pass me off as a girl to the host's parents
>After "bedtime" the abuse kicks into high gear, gagged, tied down, and they play with my dick
>Premature ejaculation
>Make fun of me even more
>I lose my virginity while being called a fag
Something like that will either cause you to have a femdom fetish, or absolutely hate it.

Unfortunately for me, I hated every moment of it.

>>253328406
congratulations, you were raped by a bunch of teenaged girls, you faggot.

>>253327826
Hold it!
Something's fishy about your story. You claim you were horny, yet there's no pleasure to be had from sucking other peoples cocks.

>>253328094
It's pretty effective.
Feels like more people just want friends rather than a girl to marry in game or whatever, plus there's no suspicion of whether you're a girl or not so I think they're more likely to hand over their items as long as you give them some attention and are good with sweet talking as well as timing. Can't expect people to hand over items as soon as you meet them so I usually have a large network of 'friends', that way the yield is much greater.

>>253327558
Jesus christ thats fucked, I remember in 6th/7th grade everyone was just kissing and that was about it.

Outside of fingerbanging my girlfriend in year 8 a little I don't really think I did anything sexual until year 10 or so, and didn't really hear about anyone else doing anything similar until then as well.

Maybe it was because I grew up in a medium sized country town in Australia though.

>>253327826
Yea I guess now I think about it I coulda done the same shit too if I wanted probably, thinking back at all the weird shit we did at like 12/13 years old. I remember one time we were at a sleep over for my friends birthday and some shitty late night show came on (naked news I think) and everyone was justt in the same room jacking off

Gay as fuck thinking about it in hindsight, and I'm sure if I had asked one of the other boys if they wanted me to 'help them out' I could have

>>253328593
>yet there's no pleasure to be had from sucking other peoples cocks.
Confirmed for never trying it.

Truthfully, yeah, I'm fucked in the head and really liked slutting it out versus actually cumming myself.

>>253324962
Anon was an honorable man.

>>253328683
Yea I did this exactly when FFXIV came out, made 'friends' with this one fucking autismal as fuck dude so I could join his guild just because I needed a way to get easy gear

Played with them for about a month until they got stuck on particular piece of content that a lot of mediocre guilds were and then just guild hopped to another guild on the server because at that stage I had enough gear + had made a bunch of real friends through pugging shit

That said I'm sure some of those 'real friends' were only on my list because I was a competent tank and could complete dungeon runs quicker than most pubs.

>>253328593
I know of a chick who literally came while giving head

>>253328870
Same with me. I fingered my girlfriend in 8th grade. Had sex with her in 9th a bunch of times. And it just kept a steady pace from then.

Not that many people i knew were sexually active like me. Up until 11th grade most people i knew were kissless virgins

I used to do that in single player RPG's.

It still worked.

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>>253328531
>Triggering my PTSD
Oh My God, you're Becky aren't you!

>>253324643
>Pretending girl in Ragnarok online.
>Played female priest.
>whole guild were having raging boner of my character.
>Free shit everywhere, great reputation and had fun.
>Drop the game and never got back.

Another one.

>Play wow with female night elf hunter.
>Don't even pretend of being girl. Guild assumes im girl because of my way of thinking+typing.
>Suddenly free items, gold, enchants ect.
>Month or two later, drama.
>stop wow.

>>253328870
asme here although now thatI think about it, the chick I was 'dating' would probably have been willing to sleep with me if I had pushed her. It just didn't even cross my mind that sex was a thing until 9th grade.

>>253328870
This one time i jacked off with my friend in a hot tub. It was 2 years ago actually.

Wasn't gay or anything, we weren't even horny really.
We wanted to fuck with our mutual friend who owned the pool so we jizzed in it and then got out.

>>253324643
>In the game you could pick up a female character in your arms and carry her around.
That must got annoying as fuck.

>>253329137
how did you start being such a slut?

>>253324643
How would anyone believe this is true?

>He maxes out his credit cards
>4 years later

You took it in the ass for 4 years, OP?

>play WoW
>be grill
>play as male character for obvious reason
>while levelling a new character, I notice a female character guildie is around the same level as me, so we quest together
>really get to know each other
>turns out it's actually a girl, and she thinks i'm a guy and starts falling in love with me
>learn she's an absolute psychopath
>tell her i'm a girl one day
>logs off and never logs on again

>>253327073
Female orcs are cool. Undead are best since they do a crazy backup or some shit when they crit with a 2h.

I'm convinced ask tauren girls are cows in real life too.

>>253324643
That story seems eerily similar to something that happened to me

What was the guy's name?

>>253329927
How is it unbelievable?

>>253330150
Real name or ingame name?

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>>253324643
>Eventually he maxed out all his credit cards on me and my character was op as fuck

>>253326149
not that anon but your guys conversation actually made me realize that this kinda is how i feel


like people find my kindness strange and not genuine

>>253330303
Both or either.

>>253324643
This defines psychopathy.

>>253330408
His ingame name was Saizu

>>253324643
I tried it on a whim in Burning Crusade and my thirsty ass nigga guild leader gave me priority for items and raid spots above everyone else even if they were more useful than me, shit was a whole new level of cash.

>>253330012
There are two people who play WoW
Complete normalfags, and hopelessly addicted psychopaths with absolutely nothing else going on in their life.

If the player is a girl, assume the latter.

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>>253330540
Nope. I'm thinking of a different guy. But it was the exact situation except instead of 4 years it was 2.

I feel really bad for him. I just stopped talking to him one day and never logged back on. The erp made it worth it.

>>253330790
>There are two people who play WoW
Complete normalfags, and hopelessly addicted psychopaths with

Same could be said about all MMOs

>>253329915
Well, sucking off a bunch of guys in middle school will kinda do that to you. I loved the attention, and the jealousy of the girls made me feel awesome.

By the time high school hit, I already had a reputation, and unlike most girls, my standards were a bit lower, so I would blow nerds and fat kids who most girls wouldn't touch.

Having losers say "I love you!", even if they're only saying it because you're taking away their virginity, was a massive confidence boost. It felt like I had power, people needed me, and I loved it.

>>253330965
Other, less mainstream MMOs don't attract normalfags like WoW does.

>>253331058
I don't know whether to feel pity or jealousy

>>253324643
Played a female character in Age of Conan. Somehow ended up talking to a guy after doing a few quests with him, nothing creepy. Until he asked me to have my character walk around barefoot.

After that it was 100% fucked up. Asked me if I liked to walk barefoot in the grass, the last time I had my nails done, if I ever wore sandals. Nigger, I didn't once imply I was a woman, stop masturbating to my fucking avatar jesus christ.

Worked out in the end though because he gave me an assload of help with quests. As soon as I hit level 20 I uninstalled it. Half due to it being a shit game, half due to that guy creeping me the fuck out.

>>253331058
>Well, sucking off a bunch of guys in middle school will kinda do that to you. I loved the attention, and the jealousy of the girls made me feel awesome.
Why would girls be jealous of a guy sucking off other guys?

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>>253331058
You're my hero anon

>>253331058
This nigga living the dream.

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>WOMEN ARE CONSTANTLY HARASSED IN GAME BECAUSE MALE GAMERS ARE MYSOGYNISTIC
>THIS IS WHY THEY DON'T PLAY CERTAIN GAMES AS MUCH AS MEN DO
>THIS IS WHY WE NEED FEMINISM

>men literally max out their cards for women in games

What in the hell

>>253331352
Well, I am a guy who was swallowing semen throughout my teenage years, so pity works.

I don't regret it, but I'm not going to pretend it's normal either.

>>253331432
He'd be getting all the attention; no one getting their dick sucked on the reg would need to even talk to most girls.

>>253330395
That's because kindness is unnatural, it impedes your chances of survival. Not to mention kindness gets in the way of obtaining pleasure.

ragnarok online was the original GIRL game for me, so much free stuff and then just server hop if the guys start becoming too creepy

>>253331432
Because those guys didn't need to go through all the bullshit games with girls, when I was giving it away for free, stealing away all their attention.

>>253325741

He's acting like a jew, what better way can there be to celebrate a dead kike on a stick?

I've never played a female in an MMO. I dunno, just never appealed to me.

However, if someone is playing a female toon and hasn't revealed their gender, while I assume they're male, I think it's proper to say "she" and "her" unless they correct you.

I've made at least $2000 pretending to be a girl online, and I consider myself to be less jewy than most.

>>253331432
The same reason girls shame another chick for being pretty and getting male attention.
It means less attention directed toward them. It means they're less valuable and special.

>>253331684
No I mean why would girls care if a guy is sucking off other guys? Are girls really jealous of gay guys?

>>253331762
Maybe if you're kind to a total stranger.
Being kind to people you know, people who are your allies, they are likely to repay the favor down the road, help you survive, and help you obtain pleasure.

>>253331914
Mini-me, go to bed.

>>253331613
>>men literally max out their cards for men pretending to be women in games
fix'd for you

>>253331613
How is that pocky not breaking?
I can't fap to this.

>>253331058
>Having losers say "I love you!", even if they're only saying it because you're taking away their virginity, was a massive confidence boost. It felt like I had power, people needed me, and I loved it

You know, I think you just gave me insight into that slutty girl I once had a crush on. This might help me getting to terms with myself.

You are still sick though.

>>253332012
Girls despise gay men, are you kidding?
Gay men aren't at all roped into their game and can get laid without having to deal with women at all. It pisses them off.

>>253331613
Women aren't good at being girls in MMOs because they don't know what a guy wants and either come across as a bitch, a strange guy, or an attention whore.
A guy pretending to be a girl is the type of girl every guy wants.

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>>253331827
Stupid question, but are you actually gay or did you lose your mind during that time?

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>play Second Life
>make qt 3.14 Japanese girl avatar
>pretend to be a Japanese girl in real life
>speak in broken English
>come up with an elaborate backstory
>say I'm only play SL because I want to improve my English
>my family won't allow me to date boys in real life
>wait for random guys to approach me
>lead them on
>hold off on erping with them, make them think I'm a real girl by not putting out for them so easily
>slowly gain their trust, flirt with them, make them fall in love with me etc
>find some pictures of cute, but average looking Japanese girls and send it to guys when they ask
>drop hints that I really want a bf even if it's just online
>wait for some sucker to bite
>make them think that they just hit the jackpot
>eventually start erping with them
>midway through I stop and tell them I think I heard gunshots outside
>mute them and log off so that they can never see me online and think I'm dead

>>253332012
It's all about the attention dude. When none of the guys will give them the time of day anymore because some cocksucker is satisfying them, girls don't get the attention so many of them (especially in middle school) crave. Then they get mad at the guy sucking everyone off because he's the reason they aren't getting hit on.

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>>253332704
what the fuck do you get out of that

>>253332378
Can a man pretend to be a gay just to ruse the fuck out of women? I do it all the time to ugly bitches.

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>>253332704
I do something eerily similar to this.

>>253332957
It's my go-to excuse whenever some weird chick hits on me.

Depends on the girl though. Some of them I have to fall back on pretending my female friend is my gf and talk about her non-stop until they leave me alone.

I used to play MMOs with my friend when we lived together. We started on Vindictus before moving to Tera and then FF14.

First story
>playing vindictus
>game allow mics to be used
>in a random dungeon and my friend accidentaly keys up when she wanted to say something to me
>she has a very high pitched cute voice that makes her sound 12
>the guy we're doing the dungeon with freaks out about how cute she sounds
>offers to pay for our next dungeons if she hangs around
>asks us to join his guild, pays for all our dungeons for a week
>doesn't know we're together
>has an alt that is supposedly his sister
>try to become friends with my friend as his sister
>we play a long as he is paying for our dungeons
>after about a month of this he's spent around $500+ on tokens for us
>keeps giving my friend free loot and stuff that we share
>one day comes on-line on his account
>apparently his sister was involved in a car crash
>she survived unscathed
>goes to hospital, turns out her neck was broken and severed her spinal cord
>her dying words were for her brother to get together with my friend
>played along for a few weeks until we get bored of the game

I think in total he spent about $1200 on us in total

Got quite a few more stories where guys have been pathetically in love with her in MMOs

>>253332932
Sexual thrills.

>>253324643
I played a Gnome Mage in WoW. I did get free stuff, but I just like the character model better. The stuff was a bonus.

>>253330110
Not to get technical, but all melee special attacks on a female undead does the backflip, even dual wielding.

>>253330110
I think every female tauren druid I ever played with was a girl IRL, I mean in a guild or whatever where we were talking on vent etc

Most of them were older ladies too, mothers/etc

>>253331120
Thats probably the main issue I came to have to WoW, not that normal people played it, but that they began to cater to them.

I mean its perfectly reasonable to want to have your game be rewarding to people who only want to play an hour or two a day at most, but that wasn't really the game I was looking for

The flipside of that is with how popular it is I can just go back and play a tbc/vanilla server with my friends and nostalgia out for a while every time I feel the need, same with ragnarok online (although to a lesser extent these days)

>>253331360
yea when I played AoC I made my tits big as possible and just ran around without a top on half of the time, dudes ended up just following me around without me saying anything at all

also totally agree with the after level 20 thing, tthat first island was fucking amazing 10/10 experience and then theres just like fucking nothing but barren wastelands for the next 50 levels

>play tf2
>kinda jealous of people who have unusuals
>/v/ says it's easy to trick idiots into buying you things if you pretend to be a girl
>decide to pretend to be a girl to get hats
>make an alt account pretending to be female
>play a bunch of games, trying to get guys to notice me
>flirt a little
>no one treats me any differently than they do when I'm not pretending to be a girl
feels bad man

>>253333676
>playing a game filled with homosexuals

just be yourself and you'll get hats

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>>253332704
>eventually start erping with them
>midway through I stop and tell them I think I heard gunshots outside
>mute them and log off so that they can never see me online and think I'm dead

That's delicious.

>>253333804
This

I play as a male character for tanky/beefy roles and female for more squishy ones.

I get friend requests, items and shit no matter which gender I roll.

I mostly go the female variant, but holy shit Tera had such a fun tank system that I couldn't avoid making a beefy dragonhumanthing lancer, I had female characters fucking swooping around me 24/7.

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>>253332569
I actually still like girls. Physically, at least.

Funtime kinda dried up after high school though since I started attracting actual gay people who wanted to stick it up my butt when college came.

Or straight people, for that matter.


And the kind of people who would appreciate a blowjob I don't really run into since they are all pretty much NEETs, and I am not slutty enough to go door to door offering it, and adults generally don't want JUST a blowjob.

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Shouldn't you guys, like, be fapping to furry porn or something?

What's with all those elaborate schemes?

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>>253333307
Yeah I'm done

>>253334196
4lulz

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I pretended to be a girl in WoW to get free

ERP

>>253334196
It adds another element to the game. It's great. If you 'win', you can get thousands of dollars in cash, and another thousand dollars' worth of lulz.

>>253324643
This is a shitty pasta

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>>253334110
Ah, thanks for explaining. Was it just some sort of weird thrill then?

>>253334110
Go to a gloryhole man

>>253334078
>Not wanting to play as a female warrior type

>>253334564
Pretty much, yeah.

>>253334196
It doesn't cost anything, can get you cosmetics or cash items and is sometimes fun to do as a understanding of basic human emotion of the average neckbeard neet.

>>253334078
In ragnarok online (classic) I played an agi knight and would walk around GH dodge tanking mobs for priests. At first this was just a good way to get exp because they did such high damage to undead mobs and between my high dodge and their healing we had very little downtime. However it eventually lead to me making friends with a lot of healers/casters who would always PM me as soon as I came online to try and get me to party with them, eventually people started giving me gifts and shit just so I'd play with them

It was probably one of the funnest experiences I ever had playing an mmo, I was kind of a celebrity, even if it was just for a little while

>>253334659
I almost did too, considering the female variation of the dragonkin looks fucking 10/10.

Skipped because I fucking love the endgame armor designs for the male variation though, always have been a sucker for good armor.

>>253332704
>Second Life
Never again. I used to throw so much money at that shit. At one point I was in a weird relationship with a mentally unstable crossdresser who kept claiming he was a legit shemale/transexual just because he was taking some hormones he bought from the internet even though his body and face wasn't even remotely close to looking feminine. He did get on voice a lot though and was surprisingly good at using a female voice. He legitimately sounded like a 100% female and could have probably pretended to be a girl if he didn't use his disgusting ass profile picture of himself.

>>253334659
>>253334901
I played a giant black male human lancer, honestly it was the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHokZ9mLNeA

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>>253334861
/v/ - " I was kind of a celebrity"

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>>253335260
>Being this jelly

>>253325485
>Fun
What

>>253335260
Hey pubbies knew me by name and approached me in the city to ask me stuff. I guess most lowby swordsmen were interested because there weren't many high level (90+) agi knights (I think basically everyone else around my level was vit stacking like a motherfuck)

Was cool to just be idling outside a dungeon or w/e and have people come up to me and strike up conversation in public chat even if I'd never met them before

>>253334294
Not even the worst one, when we moved to Tera it was literally like shitting money. There were A LOT of Beta males in that game

>First guy who we called Apple
>Claimed to be a drug dealer, had a different fuckbuddy every night and lived in the Hollywood Hills
>Would always awkwardly hit on her when we were doing dungeons
>We joined his guild and went on vent and when he knew she was a girl he was salivating at the mouth
>He was the vent mod so when she'd log on he'd drag her to his private channel
>Would always hit on her in vent, relentlessly
>Would always pretend to be drunk so that he could claim he didn't remember the next day
>his textbook line was "Duuuude, I'm so drunk right now, don't even know how I got this drunk"
>sent her a $50 Amazon giftcard for Xmas
>sent her a $100 Amazon giftcard for her birthday

>Second guy was called Josh
>Was actually a really good player, dragged us through a lot of dungeons
>Had a crazy ex that scarred him for girls
>Claimed that my friend was the one who made him believe in girls
>Would kick anyone from the guild/vent that tried to hit on her
>Got drunk one night and sent her a long ass text about how he wanted to fuck her, throw her against the wall and beat her and then fuck her
>went crazy when she didn't respond, called her about 40 times that night
>pretended he didn't remember the next day

>Next guy was called Hoochie
>Said he was an electrician and earned made money
>constantly sending her free shit, must have sent about $4,000 worth of in-game shit
>would always hit on her "like a gentlemen" as he'd claim
>sent her $500 in Amazon giftcards for her birthday
>told her if she wanted to move out he'd rent a flat for her where she lived
>she said no thanks
>he actually flew out and rented a flat for 6 months and then casually mentioned he was in the area
>said he was in the area for work
>got drunk one night and told the truth, very creepy

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>All these successful conning stories.
>Been playing MMOs since I was 11, just tried to be my plain old self to make friends.
>Black knighting everywhere.
>Developed a love of anything that kept me anonymous since.
>Failing anonymity, I have a whole other male persona on deck.

>>253334861
I know that feel.

>play RO rip off
>play tank
>grind so much I was in the top 7 for the warrior classes at one point
>also guild leader to one of the biggest guilds filled with some of the highest ranking players in the game
>game had a relatively tight knit community
>everyone knew anyone who was anyone
>have shit tons of healers from my guild and outside my guild asking to party with me
>feel like a goddamn king
>eventually stop playing the game because of a combination of computer issues and drama
>game dies because publisher is sleazy as hell also because some guy singlehandedly destroyed the economy by duping shit
>almost 8 years later one of my ex guildmates from the game links me to a facebook fanpage for the game
>a bunch of the players are trying to reach out to their old friends/guildmates
>8 years later I still recognize a lot of these motherfuckers by name
>see their real life pictures
>lots of qt 3.14 girl, well at least 6-8/10 range
>I still haven't posted anything yet
personal blog/10

>>253324962
Moralfagginh =/= autism

>>253324643
I do pretend to be a girl but I don't do it for free shit. Actually I planned to tell people I was a guy if they asked but I made a couple of friends and they never actually asked and eventually I was in too deep.

>>253328593
The biggest erogenous zone is your brain, anon. If you get that working you can experience truly wonderful things.

>>253335901
Fuck me, do people like this actually exist? How can you be this pathetic over someone on-line?

>>253336074

I was the realm villain when I played WOW, it's fun isn't it?

I wish I could manipulate my voice to sound like a girl.

Voice changers make you sound like a robot if you don't have a good base girl-voice to start with.

>>253324643
I did it once in WoW
>I play female human priest
>Meet some guy in Stormwind and we chat a lot
>Comes to the point I tell him i'm grill because I wanted to see what would happen
>From that point we talk everyday and he asks me daily if I want to do old content for transmog
>I always say yes since because i got nothing better to do
>Days comes and go and we start talking about IRL stuff
>He tells me about his work which is bodyguarding or some shit
>Also tells me his GF is cheating on him but he can't leave her because then she has no where to stay
>I tell him he should kick her out and that she can stay with that guy she's cheating with
>He says he will think about it
>Next day he comes to me and tells me he feels a lot better kicking her out and wants to thank me
>He gives me the sandstone drake and a lot of cash and gems
>He then later asks me if I really am a grill
>I says yes and link a pic of my ex gf
>Convinced
>Time goes, we haven't talked for a while
>Tells me he found a new GF which he got pregnant and is going to quit WoW to spend time with her
>Ask me if I want to take care of his account
>I say no because I really didn't feel like it and tell him he should keep it if he ever decides to come back
>He just goes "yeah maybe" and then tells me he wished that I lived close to him so we could bang and hang
>I give him some half assed reply and then he logs off
Never seen him since and tfw he probably fapped to my ex

When referring to a female character in-game I use female pronouns, even if I know the person playing it is male.

I'm referencing your character moron, YOU do not have the ability to heroism, your character does.

>>253338663
autism

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>>253338292
these sound a bit fake to me tho
specially the last one

>>253338534
That's really quite vanilla for most of the stories in here.

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>>253338348
Think you got the wrong end of the stick anon. I'm saying I was black knighted constantly to the point where I pretty much had to build a different personality for playing online with people. I don't need a voice changer or anything to pull off some of the stuff people have pulled off here, I just got a bunch of shit when I tried to be myself.

>>253336074
>>253338348
The best part about black knighting is that you become insanely popular in the game you're playing even if for the wrong reasons

>>253338817
Literal autism is more like it

>>253339126
Sounds like those other people need to suck it up and stop being such pussies.

I'm an asshole online and in real life, I'm not afraid to say something that might upset someone or make for an awkward situation, it's their problem not yours if they don't like your attitude.

>>253338824
>>253338292

It'll sound a lot more believable when you hear this one, this literally made me lose hope with all of mankind and made me feel sorry for the guy.

>guy that my friend knew before Tera
>she convinces him to play
>apparently they had some on-line dating thing but it didn't work out
>this guy lives in Europe and sounds like he's 40, though he claims to be in his early 20s
>according to her he was really rich, had a stable job and all and just enjoyed talking to her
>at first they used to spend hours on the phone, I'd leave work in the morning and they'd be talking and by the time I got back 10 hours later they'd still be talking
>Don't know how he balanced playing with a job or even if he had a job but he would spend thousands of dollars on her and the game
>every time there was a cash shop item he'd buy it for her
>they release school uniforms in the game and they were all in RNG boxes
>there were 7 in total and were really rare
>she logs in one day and he sent them all to her, must have cost him at least $1500
>he would do this for EVERY cash shop release
>he would send her random gifts and gifts for her birthday, NYE, christmas etc..
>He spent about $500 on me on steam to get on my good side and to get me to get her to talk to him if they had a fight
>for this NYE he sent her a $2000 giftcard on amazon, he said he would have spent more but that's apparently the limit
>she quit the game and blocked everyone
>he still sends me e-mails to get back in contact with her, sent me $500 on PayPal to give to her for her birthday
>Spent it all on Steam Summer Sale

>>253339126

my bad anon, pubbies are retarded.

>>253339387
But what do you do when you get tired of everyone thinking you're a faggot cunt? And not wanting you anywhere near them? Cut yourself? Cry? That's why having even a small amount of civility is a good idea.

>>253338292
>>253338824
They exist. They're really lonely people who usually don't have hobbies or anything that costs money, but they spend a lot of their free time working anyways and don't spend the money on anything, so they spend it on people they like.

>>253339387
You have no friends, do you? And no, don't start this "people can't stand me because I'm honest, keep lying to your 'friends'" bullshit.

I speak my mind 95% of the time and I still have good friends, know why? It's all about how you say it. Being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole doesn't get you anything/anywhere.

>>253339738
Forgot to add but in total I worked out that he spent about $30,000 on her through gifts he'd send her and buying stuff in-game

>>253339203

at the height of it I had a fan club, no joke; then they all turned into massive moralfags and apparently I crossed an invisible line

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>>253334415
Me too

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>>253324643
I used to pretend to be a girl but an independent one, who doesn't need anyone's help and if anything helps others. Rejects present offers and other freebies that her gender usually wins for free. Dunno what that means, guess I was just RPing as a girl of my dreams.

>taking advantage of some schmuck
>he's a bit less desperate and a lot more open than most
>ditch my usual girl routine and basically just be myself because I'm a bit tired of scamming people
>we actually chat a lot, and he seems like a pretty cool guy
>start to genuinely like him
>he says he's pansexual and leans homo
>he starts to like-like me
>play along and keep pretending to be a girl
Guys, should I just tell him that I'm actually a guy or should I play this guy for money? I'm not even sure any more.

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>>253339387
I wasn't really a dick, I was pretty much the opposite. When I was a teenager I naturally acted pretty much like the people posting here would if they were trying to convince people they were a girl. Instead of people being super nice and throwing shit at me (which I didn't even want, I just wanted to play vidya), I got all the cunts of the day. Here's an example:

>Playing WoW, bored so I go to a low-level area to help people with quests.
>Helping someone, his fully levelled friend turns up to help out also.
>Dude lets me borrow an epic robe that wasn't character bound to tag along with him and his friend.
>I love this robe so much holy shit, I tell a really good friend of mine who also plays WoW about the robe.
>"Wow, way to disappoint me".
>"Excuse me?".
>"I didn't think you'd be a whore in WoW but here you are proving me wrong. All you have to do is type 'teehee' and a few emotions and guys are fucking giving you epic loot for nothing? You make me sick. I have to work hard to get what I want and you just throw yourself to guys to get what you want."
>This goes on forever, I block him and he continues sending me emails about how much of a whore I am and how I'm ruining WoW.

Fuck you Shaun. Fuck you in the dickhole.

>>253339203
This is true. I played Age of Wushu and I was the most PKing, bullying asshole and even though I wasn't anywhere near the top 10 players people noticed me. Low levels running into safety zones, ambush parties, high levels wanting to smack me around, entire guilds hunting me like a fox. It was fun.

>>253340325
I think you should kill yourself :^)

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This shit is why I always assume everyone who pretends to be female in an MMO is a guy.

I always use male pronouns like dude, bro, man, etc., when talking to everyone in games. Pisses off some of the pretenders, but eh fuck those fags.

The only real gamer girls are disgusting huge fatass landwhales anyways.

>>253340325
Just ERP with him. No IRL stuff.

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>>253340843
>I always assume everyone who pretends to be female in an MMO is a guy.

I used to black-knight so hard on one MMO, got myself banned on the forums multiple times and in game because I was rather out-spoken and would call people on their bullshit. Most of the girls in the guild loved me but I was more interested in making drama, having a British accent merely helped.

One of our rival guilds was lead by this black girl who was a complete and utter cunt, she'd be extremely sweet in game and in the forums so she'd have an army of whiteknights to defend her. In truth she was a horrible cunt who'd spread rumours about everyone, even broke some people up with her lies.

I had enough of her so my mission became to make her quit, I'd PK her every day, ruin their guild runs, ruin any events they'd have and harass them on vent. Got suspended for a week, in this time I found out she was a single mother and lived with her mother, she'd leave the kid with her mother and spend all day gaming. (found this all out from her FB)

When I got back I bullied her tenfold, I'd always bring up her kid and when I found her Skype and mobile number I'd keep messaging her and calling her. One day she had enough and asked me why I was doing this, I told her I wanted her to quit the game. After a week she quit and after stalking her FB I found out she was done with games and was looking after her kid.

I haven't slept right since, all my harassment and all I did was improve her and her kid's life.

>>253339738
>>253340003


I call bullshit, no way someone spends this much on an on-line person

>>253341364
What an incompetent faggot you are.

>>253341364
Congratulations, you brought an innocent child closer to their deadbeat mom with shitty parenting skills. That kid would've been better off with the grandparents.

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So what do you guys do when someone asks you to voice chat when you're pretending to be a girl?

>>253341364
Are you talking about the game Jade Dynasty?

>>253341364

As soon as you said horrible cunt this is what I imagined
http://youtu.be/htYE8wsu1xE

I did a similar thing to some slut on the server I was on at the time. She used to cause all sorts of drama and spread bullshit about people, but because it was a mmo she had a following of virgin neckbeards who white knighted her at every turn.

I took to making alts up named similarly to the multiple guys she was 'dating' and sending her in game mails calling her on her bullshit/revealing stuff I found out on the grapevine.

She ended up having a panic attack, going super paranoid accusing all her various friends and then losing them all.

Oh also one time I caused some 40 year old dude who got caught doing some retarded ERP to change server.

>>253339738
that's even more unrealistic

>>253342143
Nope

>>253342128
>I don't have skype/vent/ts/mumble/whateverthefuck installed
>I don't have a mic
>mic's broken
>no thanks, I only get on voice with really close friends
any combination of those works

>>253342128
If your target is asking for you to get on voice chat or a webcam then you picked the wrong target

You want to go for the literal autists and there's a fuck ton of them in MMOs

>>253324643
>lie about who you are for 4 years for items in a video game
>call someone ELSE autistic

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>Girls play male characters so they don't get hit on

>Guys play female characters to get free stuff and ERP

I used to pretend to be a girl in EQ for fun, but these days I just make female characters and act normally to see how long it takes people to figure out I'm a dude.

Sadly, a while.

>>253342412
You must be the victim

>>253342423
>i play both
>get hit on no matter which i choose
HELP

I once pretended to be female to get nudes from a lonely closeted lesbian.

Got a lot of cam from her, eventually fell for her and knew I was going to destroy her if I told her I was a guy...and not just any guy.

The guy I pretended was a creep who used to send dork pictures too said false persona.

Eventually talked her out of the relationship with something about going through some things and talked her into going for that fat chick that had her eye on her.

Last thing I told her before sending her a pic of me, the real me was that I love her and wish what we had was real. Then deleted the character and all contact info.

>>253342183
I love that movie, watched it a few days ago with a few friends as a drinking game.

"It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun Vincent"
"It's 4 tonne truck Tyrone"
"It's behind you Tyrone, whenever you reverse things come up behind you"

>>253339935
No one thinks I'm a faggot cunt because I don't act like a faggot cunt, I act like an asshole.

>>253342873
Dude, it was at a funny angle, c'mon.

>>253339970
Geez you guys read way too much into what I said, I have plenty of friends because they are little faggots that can't handle someone giving them shit on occasion, it's called being an adult, not being a whiny cunt.

>>253340375
Sounds like shaun needs to
> suck it up and stop being such pussies.

>>253342889
Which is different from faggot cunt, how?

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>>253342412
>buy a stranger stuff with real money because he uses a female avatar
>not autistic

>>253342259
The guy was pathetically in love with her, apparently he dumped his real life girlfriend to be with her and developed a drinking problem because she didn't want to meet him. Used to call me or her on Skype whilst he was drunk and claim he loved her.

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>meet guy when looking for an arena partner in WoW
>always play female healers just because
>guy becomes good friend
>apparently there's a lot of drama on this server between a bunch of people and guilds
>I could literally care less
>guy finds my attitude a breath of fresh air
>since we were on an RP realm, eventually somehow get involved in erp
>fast forward 6 months of erping and chatting and shit once every 2 or 3 days
>he starts saying weird emotional shit about how he loves me
>I eventually get the heart to tell him I'm a guy after he wants me to voice chat
>His response was "Yeah, so?"
>mfw
Broke it off about a year later. He really was in love with me.

At least he helped me discover I have a talent for descriptive writing and erotica. Plus I got lots of free pets from him.

>>253343415
So we're now conflating this autism may-may with stupidity?

>>253343686
>may may
pure cancer

Honest question, do guys think buying a girl shit will make her like him? I don't get it.

>>253344105
some people do, but they're out of touch.

>>253344105
These are the typical beta males who say "nice guys finish last" and that they're in the "friendzone". They think if they spend enough on a girl she'll fall in love with them or fuck them

>>253343660

>I could literally care less

please tell me that was intentionally wrong.

>>253343660
>I could literally care less
>literally
>I could care less

>>253344105
She'll probably keep talking to you, but only to get more free stuff.

Honestly when I'm given stuff for free like that in games on the one hand, yeah, it's nice, but it always feels like awkward. I try to avoid the situations entirely by convincing them to keep it/sell it instead of giving it away.

>>253343389
The fact that you don't know difference is sad. I'm sorry.

>>253343660
>i could care less
Its I couldn't care less.

I used to.

Did the whole thing until I got blackmailed and outed to my guild. Ran away in shame and never went back.

I miss Runescape ;_;

>>253344250
That just pains me. I mean, it's one thing to buy a gift for a friend, but it's another to try to buy their affection.

I used to have this great friend back in WotLK. Eventually bought her one of those mechano chopper things. Not cause I wanted to get in her pants, she was fucking 40, but because she was one of the only people I felt comfortable talking to at the time.

Presents should be signs of affection, not bribes.

Besides, if you're desperate for an e-gf just play on a fucking rp realm.

>>253344430
The fact that you think there's a difference is sadder, it's why you'll always be a faggot cunt and why you'll die alone in 3 years.

>>253345518
edgy

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Be honest, /v/. You don't pretend to be a girl for the free stuff. The free stuff may be a bonus, but not you're main reason for doing it.