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You walk into the local cafe and you see Dante sitting there, looking sad. 6 decides what do
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>>253223684
Slap his girlfriend on the ass and ask him what he'll do.
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Ask him if he'd like to participate in a good old-fashioned circlejerk.
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fart in his direction
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Keep trying. Rerolls are allowed
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FUCK YOU
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I tell him he's a big guy
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>>253223684
Jerk him off.
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Knock over his dumb ice cream, haha
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look at him passionately and only ask

"why"
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Invite him to a weekly get-together with my buddies where we play PS2 shovelware.
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touch his butt
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walk past him, continue day
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>>253223684
stick your finger in his ice cream
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Ask if he heard the word of the lord today.
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>>253223684
Attack capcom HQ
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Ask to fuck
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Drop my pants
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Slap his Ice Cream to the ground then jump on the table with my exposed asscheeks in the air while I fart in his face yelling "FEEL THE VIBRATION!"
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Knock his ice cream over
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You take his meal or whatever and shove it up your own ass, then you give him a lapdance
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>>253224376
Truly the best result.
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>>253224376
DING
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>>253224376
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>>253224376
God damnit, Dante deserves better
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>>253224376
ding
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>>253224376
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>>253224376
COME ON SWING IT

CO CO COME ON SWING IT
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>>253224376

>Dante's face when
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>>253223684

Hire him to avenge the murder of his franchise.
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>>253224376
He looks up at you, and after givingnyou a clearly disgusted look, gets up and leaves.
Then, Link walks over to you, and says "dont mind him, Capcom laid him off. These days its happening to everyone."
2 decides what you do in response
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>>253223684
pick up his bill.
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Say "What's up Dante? How are you?"
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>>253224656
Fart on link
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>>253224656
fuck link in the asshole and become a princess
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>>253223684

DMC1 Dante's outfit is the only Dante that looks presentable.

DMC2 is an emo goth.
DMC3 dante dresses like a homosex faggot
DMC4 dante is a gay cowboy
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>>253224656
Slap his Ice Cream to the ground then jump on the table with my exposed asscheeks in the air while I fart in his face yelling "FEEL THE VIBRATION!"
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>>253224376
Donte walks into the cafe and sees what anon just did to his idol.
4 decides what Donte does, 6 decides what anon does in response
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>>253224656

Slap his hat off his head then jump on the table with my exposed asscheeks in the air while I fart in his face yelling "FEEL THE VIBRATION!"
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>>253224662
You're winner!
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>>253224656
Punch Link in the dick while screaming "SKYWARD SWORD WAS ALL YOUR FAULT"
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>>253224656
Cry
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>>253224656
grow 6 dicks out of my eyes nose and ears and fuck him with them
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>>253224656
pound boipussy
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>>253224656

Rape link's supple butthole
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>>253224770
Rerolling
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>>253224656
Rip off links pants to find out if he is grill
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>>253224656

Slap his Ice Cream to the ground then jump on the table with my exposed asscheeks in the air while I fart in his face yelling "FEEL THE VIBRATION!"
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>>253224942
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>>253224656
Tell him I am the Demifiend. Let me take Dante with me to SMT x FE
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>>253224942
Mother fucker
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>>253224942
Winnar
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>>253224656
Ask him why Mother 3 isn't localized yet
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>>253224942
In the middle of a cafe?
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>>253224662
laaaaaaame
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>>253224942
You lunge towards Link and knock him to the ground. You hump him right therenin the cafe as he and everyone else is horrified. Solid Snake comes up behind you and rips you off saying, "thats enough"
4 chooses
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>>253224662
>>253224942
Who won OP?
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>>253225203
Suck snake's solid snake
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>>253225203

Slap his Ice Cream to the ground then jump on the table with my exposed asscheeks in the air while I fart in his face yelling "FEEL THE VIBRATION!"
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>>253225203
tell him he will never be an actual human with actual human emotions and that biggu bossu and raiden are better
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rape
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>>253225203
...pound boipussy?
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>>253225203
Start pounding away at Solid Snake while saying "You're pretty gutsy."
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>>253225203
RUN
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>>253224614
>filename
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>>253225203
yell "GUESS WHO'S NOT IN SMASH FAGGOT" at Snake
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>>253225203
become Jungle Evil and face Snake in tall grass
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>>253225203
Unsheathe your katana
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>>253225203

Break his teeth and fuck his throat
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>>253225203
Ask him what a movie character is doing among video game characters.
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>>253225203
Make his snake solid
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>>253225203
Slap his ass and rape him afterwards
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>>253225203
KNOCK OUT SNAKE AND PLAY HIM LIKE A GODDAMN FIDDLE
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>>253223684

I kill him with my dick.
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>>253225203
Grab his dick and eat his snake
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Clean Snake's poopdrain while screaming SNAAAAAAAAKE
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>>253225317
reroll
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>>253225203
Tell him that he's been replaced by Big Boss
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>>253225203

Grab his crotch
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>>253225203
Tell him he's pretty good and twirl my revolvers for 10 minutes
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>>253225324
You jump off Link and come after Snake. Being versed in cqc, he knocks you down and puts his knee on your throat. "Call the cops" he says to the barman.
Things arent looking good. 7 decides
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>>253225534
WIENER
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>>253225203

Ask him where I can find a sniper rifle
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>>253225534
This was the best outcome
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>>253225534
Winrar
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>>253225534
Oh!
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>>253225203
rip off his solid snake
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>>253225534
>>253225574
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Pull out my flask with 18-year scotch for him to have.

Wouldn't be so damn sad if he didn't swill bourbon all the time.
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>>253225534
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>>253225610
Kill myself
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>>253225324
>nobody else sees this winrar
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>>253225610
Punch his balls and leg it.
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>>253225610
Soil yourself.
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>>253225610
tell him he's pretty good
then die
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>>253225610
Claim there's a nuclear missile in your penis that will go off in 30 seconds until it's sucked out
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>>253225610
Call 911.
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>>253225610
Show him your polic badge, and declare "You're under arrest, dirtbag!"
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>>253225610
replace him with kiefer
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>>253225727
>Also finger snake's ass

That's my action since I got the winrar
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>>253225610
take a bite out of snakes ankle while running out of the cafe, taking off your clothes to blind the pursuers.
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>>253225610
Turn behind him and jiggle my ass over his crotch
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>>253225610

unzip your pants and piss all over him
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>>253225610

Tell him it was a big misunderstanding and you wouldn't forget the reacharound next time
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>>253225610
Cry
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>>253225917
OH GOD OH JEEZ WHY DID I INVENT PISS
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>>253225917
Nice
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>>253225917
You're good.
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>>253225917
WINNET
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>>253225917
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>>253225917
that's nasty

you nasty
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>>253225934
>tfw I got it
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>>253225917
"Yuck" he shouts as he jumps up in disgust.
Nows your chance to escape! 9 chooses!
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>>25330054

DUDE WTF
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>>253226048
>>253226050
m-m-OOOT
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>>253226050
>7 decides
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>>253226048
>>253226050
w-what..?
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>>253226073

Order a piece of cherry pie and shove it up his ass
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>>253226073
BEND SNAKE OVER AND PLAY HIM LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
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>>253226048
>>253226050
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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>>253226073
kill myself
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>>253226073

Shit in your hand and throw it at snake's face as you steal the bat mobile.
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>>253226073
Evolve into my final form, Master Hand and crush Snake
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>>253226073
Unleash the copter dick.
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>>253226073
Rub my anus on the tiled floor
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>>253226073
Leg it you tripple nigger.
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>>253226073
Whip out my protodick, and start whacking it as I whistle.
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>>253226073
hide in cardboard box
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>>253226073
mouthfuck batman
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>>253226073
Grab Link and escape in a jeep
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>>253226073
Teleport to a third world country.
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>>253226073
Cut my dick off
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>>253226048
>>253226050
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>>253226073

Punch him in the balls and shit in his mouth then steal the bat mobile.
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>>253226073
teleport behind him and unsheath katana
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Do a dance, end it in a badass pose, and say "my friend! Let's blast off to the stars, you and me! We can do it, baby, c'mon oh yeah!"
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>>253226073
Drug him, then rape him
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>>253226073
I whip out my Mega mandick, and I start whacking it as I save mankind.
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>>253226073
Run out, leaking spaghetti fucking everywhere. It smells good
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>>253226073
*teleport behind him cut his head off*
pssh... nothing personnel kid.
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>>253226073
Go home, go on 4chan and make a tfw no gf thread
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>>253226073
Suck his dick and escape through the meatus
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>>253226073
Do a little jig
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>>253226073
Summon your persona
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>>253226073
kill myself
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>>253226359
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>>253226073

Kill the batman.
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>>253226359
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>>253226073
Politely apologize
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>>253225637
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkyAOMR7t0U&feature=kp
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>>253226359
Why are all the responses so fucking lewd
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>>253226359
welp.
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>>253226359
Winrar
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>>253226359
WHAT
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>>253226359
OH MY GAH
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>>253226073
Launch myself through the air with an explosive fart.
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>>253226073
Jerk off to the the trailer of girl marth in smash 4
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>>253226359
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>>253226379
mah nigga
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>>253226417
>>253226247
hey dummies

he said barman, not batman
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>>253226359
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>>253226359
You once again lunge towards Snake, who is distracted by your piss. You unzip his dick andnbegin sucking away. He shoves you off and puts you in another hold. 3 decides
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>>253226359
This guy is horny as fuck.
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>>253226630
summon my persona
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>>253226630
BITE THE FUCK DOWN
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>>253226630
Rip his belt off and choke yourself with it.
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>>253226630
Do a 360 and walk away
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>>253226683
O-on his dick?
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>>253226630
Kiss him on the cheek and whisper, "I love you"
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>>253226630
jizz everywhere
like, all over everything
I'm talking a TSUNAMI
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>>253226630
Start nibbling on his arm, you're the champion of eating through meat you can do this.
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>>253226630
I teleport out of it and slash him with my cock.. After letting out a few tear drops
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>>253226683
W E L P
E
L
P
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>>253226683 and this whole thread
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>>253226630
Actually summon your persona this time
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>>253226630
Cum in his eye
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>>253226683
Jesus christ anon
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>>253226735
>>253226770
>>253226772
>>253226798

OF COURSE HIS DICK

THERE IS NO OTHER ANSWER
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>>253226683
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>>253226630
360 noscope Donte and give Snake a slap right on the penis.
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>>253226630
Join a convent.
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>about to bite of snakes dick

Holy shit, how did it come to this?
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>>253226683
Its how Kaz would want it.
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>>253226683
You bite down like the horny psycho fucknyouare.screamijg in pain, snake lets go of you. WILL YOU FUCKING TRY TO ESCAPE!? 1 DECIDES
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>>253226630
>implying he can shove you off when your mouth is sticky and full of his cum
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>>253226993
I decide to piss more on Snake
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>>253226630
Jizz my pant and puke on his face and escaping into the nearest strip club
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We need a drawfag in this thread
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>>253226993
EAT IT
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>>253226983
I-I just wanted to have ice cream with Dante
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>>253226993
JUMP INTO THE METAL GEAR
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>>253226993
Call the cops on him.
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>>253226993
JIZZ ON HIS BLOOD
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>>253226993
Chop my balls off
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>>253226993
I unzip his dick and I try to escape by fondling him. I unzip my face to reveal I am infact Mazuhira Killer.
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>>253226993
No, you won't
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>>253226993
NAY
PUSH HIM OVER AND START FUCKING HIM THROUGH THE SNEAKING SUIT
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>>253226993
NO THE RAPE TRAIN NEVER STOPS

FIND RIDLEY AND RAPE HIM
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>>253226993
Continue sucking
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>>253226993
Go to the nearest kitchen, lightly braze and fry his dick until crispy brown.
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>>253226993
ESCAPE IS FOR PUSSIES, TELL SNAKE TO CHECK YOUR DOOBS
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>>253226993
cum in my pants and arrive into the nearest brothel
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>>253227121
god damn it
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>>253226993
Leave and go on a hunt for Donte
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>>253226683
thanks anon i came on cat she hiss at penis
>>253226993
grab your legs and suck your own dick and roll away like a tumbleweed saying >tfw no gf
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>>253226993
commit sodoku
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>>253227121
WELP
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>>253227121
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>>253226993
Keep on sucking his bloody dick and see what happens
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>>253227121
GOD
DAMN
FIDDLE
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>>253226993
shove 5 fingers up his ass
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>>253227121
I' DONE
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>>253225990
>invent piss
Are you God?
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>>253227121
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>>253227121
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>>253227121
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>>253227131
>>253226379
>tfw I keep getting cockblocked
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>>253227121
You escape through the door, dragging snake by his dick as you fondle it. The barman shouts out "ITS THE MAZUHIRA KILLER"
you hear the cops coming. 0 decides
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DRAWFAGS GET IN HERE
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>>253227121
I´M NUCLEAAAAR
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>>253227265
woah is that one of those comics. Where they post some real deep shit and a random artsy photo?
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>>253227348
IT'S TIME

UNLEASH THE COPTER DICK
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>>253227348
WE ESCAPE INTO A METAL GEAR REX
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>>253227348
RAPE THE POLICE
RAPE SNAKE
RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE
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>>253227348
Transform back into snake
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>>253227348
shove 5 fingers up the barman's ass
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>>253227348
Summon my Stand.
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>>253227348
RAIDEN BUSTS THROUGH THE FUCKING DOOR IN OUR DEFENSE
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>>253227348
Play a damn fiddle
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>>253227348
Hold Snake as a hostage by keeping your grip on his dick
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>>253227348
Go hide in an alley and finish off his solid snake.
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>>253227348

An hero
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>>253227348
EVOLVE INTO MY TRUE FORM PC-TAN

I ENTER 200+ FPS HYPER MODE AND ESCAPE BEFORE THE COPS EVEN GET HERE
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>>253227348
Walk the dinosaur
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>>253227348
Take a fat shit in snakes mouth and beat it
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>>253227348
Fuck the cops
literally
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>>253227348
Become nuclear and sweep up the cafe & area around you with a nuclear blast that will be blamed on the Boss
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>>253227348
Get in Metal Gear REX with an unconscious Snake and go on a hunt for Dante
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>>253227348
Deflect the cops' bullets with my nipples
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>>253227348
Let go of dead weight snake and jump into the nearest vehicle, The Tornado.
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>>253227348
USE SNAKE AS A POGO STICK AND HOP AWAY
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>>253227490
THIS FUCKING THREAD
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>>253227348
I unsheathe my gun katana and shoot snake in the head, smiling like in a fucking anime or something and whisper quietly into his ear as the life in his eyes fades "heh... nothin personell kid"
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>>253227348
Bite of the cops' penises!
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>>253227490
Hot damn.
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>>253227348
Shit on the rug and jetpack through the ceiling before flying over town and shitting all over everything.
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>>253227490
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>>253227348
Call for back up
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>>253227348

an hero
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>>253227348
You try to run only to be shot by the ghost of elliot rodgers
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>>253227490
RIP BARMAN
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>>253227348
Get a damn fiddle and play it
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>>253227490
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>>253227490
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>>253227490
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>>253227490
GAHD fucking MOTHERFUCKING---!!!
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>>253227490
You run back insideand fist the barman, still draggin snake by the dick. The cops burst in and aim at you "FREEZE"
5 decides
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SOMEONE CAP THIS GOLD
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>>253227702
CATCH ON FIRE
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>>253227490
What the fuck. Why is it always these lewd ones
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>>253227702
crash this plane with no survivors
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>>253227702
yell ZA WARUDO
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>>253227702
Melt instead
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>>253227702
RAPE EVERYONE
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>>253227702

an hero
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>>253227702
you start shoving yourself up Links ass
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>>253227702
fire torpedoes
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>>253227702
GO NUCLEAR

GO WILD
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>>253227702
Buttblast cops with left over reserve tank of explosive diarrhea and escape with the force of your shit.
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>>253227702
Set yourself on fire to purge yourself of your lustful sins
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>>253227702
BURST INTO FLAMES
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>>253227702
YOU USE ICE BEAM

ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
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>>253227702
Give them the cold shoulder
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>>253227702
kick the cop in the balls and cum in his mounth as he begins to scream in pain.
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>>253227702
Use the barman as a human shield and squirt jizz at them with snake's dick
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>>253227702
They opened the door, now it's time for them to get on the floor and do the dinosaur
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>>253227702
Throw Snake at the cops and escape through the back of the bar
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>>253227795
WINRAR
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>>253227795
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>>253227795
wat
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>>253227702
PLAY A DAMN FIDDLE
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>>253227702
Fling the barman's shit at the cops
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>>253227815
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>>253227795
An interesting turn of events
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>>253227702
SHOVE A CUP UP THE BARMANS ASS AND USE HIM AS A SHIELD
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>>253227795
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>>253227815
STANDING
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>>253227795
Holy shit something finally not lewd
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>>253227825
2COOL
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>>253227795
wot
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>>253227795

GAME OVER.
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>>253227795
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>>253226993
escape dragging link with you
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>>253227795
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>>253227795
he meant melt his dick in the cop's mouth
2 means truth
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>>253227795
FUCK
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>>253227702
Use my Jo jo stand to freeze everybody and fuck them in the ass afterwards I steal the car
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>>253227795
Tip jej
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>>253227795
You melt to the floor, the cops fire but the bullets go through and hit the violated barman. In your melted state you can move to somewhere safe, but will you, 6 will find out
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>>253224810
correction, a sexy gay cowboy
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>>253228060
Go home and rape Princess Kouhime
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>>253228060
I CHECK MY SIX
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>>253228060
shift your melted body inside the cop's anus
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>>253228060
Seep into Snake's snakehole and control his body
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>>253228060
Move into Snake's pants
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>>253228060
Go inside of Snake's dick
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>>253228060
take over snake's body with my mutant powers
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>>253228060
GO TO THE GYM AND START MAKING OUT WITH 3 GUYS
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>>253228060
Crawl up the cop's asshole
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>>253228060
slip through drainage grate
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>>253228060
Move up the policeman's ass
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>>253228060
Go into the sewers and meet the TMNT crew
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>>253228060
I move behind the cops, form into a solid shape behind them, and grab their asses.
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>>253228060
slither into snake's ass
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>>253228060
Crawl up one of the cops's asshole
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>>253228060
you move up Links ass
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>>253227795
What?
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>>253228060
Well obviously I float to the top

Rules of nature and all
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>>253228060
Throw a masterball at link and use him to attack the cops
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>>253228060
take your liquid form right back up Link's ass
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>>253228060
go up to one of the cops ass and control his body making him jack off infront of everybody
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>>253228060
Use Hokuto Shinken on all of the cops.
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>>253228060
move inside the policeman's mouth to choke him to death
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>>253228060
Push your liquid fist further up the barman's ass and use it to control him like a puppet to fight the cops.
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>>253228060
Turn yourself in and go through the proper legal system
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>>253228060

Go back to ancient China and join Cao Cao.
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>>253228060
Summon a big guy like Bane to assist you.
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>>253228060
crawl up a cops anus
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>>253228123
>>253228125
Anal control mind
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>>253228060
i tongue some anuses
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>>253228060
absorb Snake with you and escape the bar
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>>253228060
drainage grate!!!!
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>>253228060
enter the barmans ass and possess him
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>>253228060
Go into the sewers to violate mutant turtles
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>>253228060
consume the cops.
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>>253228226
LEL
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>>253228226
ding ding
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>>253228226
we water bending now
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>>253228226
>>253228226
>>253228226
>>253228226
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>>253228060
Evaporate then rain myself into the Mayor's office
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>>253228226
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>>253228226
Well, that's kind of boring actually.
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>>253228226
Whoa, dude. We're not here to kill anyone. Jesus, calm down you psycho.
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What the fuck ARE we? A dick hungry murderous super villain?
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>>253226993
Forcefully grab the remnants of his penis and "PLAY HIM LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE"
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>>253228060
Snake dips his crotch in me. I lose one of my eyes.
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>>253228382
That's the best kind
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>>253228372
We just bit off snake's dick, dude
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>>253228382
yes
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>>253228226
You findnyour way into thd cops mouth and kill him. The other officers and a few customers like samus aim their guns at the body with you still inside! 8 chooses
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>>253228382
You think /v/ could create anything else?
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>>253228568
BECOME
NUCLEAR
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>>253228568
Take over the dead body and casually pretend to be the cop
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>>253228568
Possess him, get the fuck out!
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>>253228568
REMIND SAMUS OF THE BABY
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>>253228568
enter samus and start butt fucking her
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>>253228568
Feast on a treefrog
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>>253228568
rape samus as a squid monster
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>>253228568
RAIDEN BURSTS IN AND CUTS SAMUS' HEAD OFF
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>>253228486
That's a sexual move called the Snake Eater
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>>253228568
Use the cop's body to sing a love song for Samus so she turns to your side and kills the other cops.
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>>253228568
fuck Samus

obvious answer
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>>253228568
explode from within and ascend to your planar form
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>>253228618
OH SHIT!
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>>253228618

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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>>253228618
FUCK
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>>253228618
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>>253228618
YOU'RE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLD
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Sit there and wait for death.
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>>253228568
jump at a cop shove the cops weapon up links ass
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>>253228618
No fun
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>>253228618
FUCKING SHIT
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>>253228618
FIRST TRY

GG
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>>253228568
Take possession of the dude's body and use it to fuck Samus
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>>253228618
I'M WILD
I'M BREAKING UP INSIDE
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>>253228568
Initiate farting mechanism.
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>>253228568
Explode. With everyone distracted by guts, use your melt form to escape
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>>253228618
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>>253226630
counter the hold with a fireman toss and scramble to pin
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>>253228568
Submit
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>>253228568
Fly down his intestines and shoot out his anus.
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>>253228618
WINRAR
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>>253228618
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>>253228568
Tell Samus she's looking really fuckable today
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>>253228668
Oh my fucking god, I'm losing my shit right now
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>>253228568

Come to my scenes and leave at sanic speed.
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>>253228618
DAYUM
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>>253228568
take control of samus' suit and kill everyone left inside the shop.
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>>253228618
YOU BLOW THE CAFE THE FUCK UP WITH RAW NUCLEAR POWAH!
This alerts the Earth Defense Force and Big Boss!
4 chooses
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>>253223684
some drawfag
needs to draw this whole story
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>>253228892
Fuck Big Boss
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>>253228892
Panic.
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>>253228892
MORPH INTO ASURA FROM ASURA'S WRATH

YOU'RE ALSO PISSED
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>>253228892
FUCK THE EARTH IN IT'S ASS
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>>253228892
Blame it on the Boss and getaway
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>>253228892
Earth Defense Force your dick inside Big Boss
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>>253228892
Morph into your final form and unleash the COPTER DICK
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>>253228892
Write an biography about Conway Twitty
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>>253228892
Pierce the heavens with your drill
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>>253228892

Blow myself.
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>>253228892
fuck big boss with my nuclear penis
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>>253228892
Wait for them to arrive and then fondle their balls
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>>253228892

eat a dick
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>>253228892
USE YOUR NUCLEAR POWER TO BECOME A KOALA TRANNY
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>>253228892
lay low
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>>253228892
Passionate love making with the boss
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>>253228892
fuck Samus' charred remains
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>>253228892
Well fuck. No hope left. Just sit and masturbate, awaiting my appending doom
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>>253228892
get money, fuck bitches, gether wisdom, study woman studies
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>>253228892
BECOME
WILD
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>>253228892
"Boss, it's me, don't shoot! I survived!" I say as I morph into Ocelot.
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>>253228892
RULES OF NATURE
Kill them all with a katana
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>>253228892
BECOME DOCTOR MANHATTAN
GO TO MARS
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>>253228892
fly into Low Earth Orbit
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>>253228892
Scream out "RULES OF NATURE" and begin raping corpses to pass time.
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>>253228892
Take qt OP as hostage
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>>253228892
TAKE FORM OF
GIANT RIDLEY
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>>253228892
Make a sandwich
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>>253228892
Move to Russia and assume a new identity as a small pond
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>>253228892
>Big Boss
OH SHIT

Go home and fap then go to sleep
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>>253228892
wait to for them to show up while fully erect and jacking it.
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>>253228892
Rub ashes on your face
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>>253228892
Teach a little boy that you are who you choose to be before rocketing off into the sky.
SUPERMAN
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>>253228892
enter big boss' urethra
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>>253229024
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>>253229024
oh SHITTT
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>>253229024
WAT
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>>253228892
Look at Samus, who should be the only living thing in a few miles' radius, and tell her u wan sum fuk
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>>253228892
Give Big Boss the dick
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>>253229024
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>>253229024
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>>253229024
THERE'S NO HOPE ANYMORE
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>>253229024
WTF
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>>253228892
exit the matrix
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>>253229024
wot
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>>253229024
wat
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>>253229024
Alright
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>>253229024
It's all over
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>>253229024
HUH?!
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>>253229024
holy shit
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>>253229024
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>>253229024
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>253229024
Pffta hahaha
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>>253229024
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>>253228892
SMOKE A GIANT SPLIFF AND SLAP SOME TITTIES SCREAMING RULES OF NATURES
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ARCHIVE LINK
ARCHIVE LINK
ARCHIVE LINK

http://4archive.org/v/thread/253223684

ARCHIVE LINK
OUR CHIVES LINK
ARCHIVE LINK
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>>253229024
can I be a qt koala trap instead
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>>253229024
You become a koala tranny and the whole city is quarantined due to nuclear fallout. Big Boss gets a ride with one of the EDF's Wingdivers to come find you
6 chooses
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Go to DashCon. Play in the ballpit. Blame 4chan and Solid Snake for my missing money. Consider suicide. Become a gender therapist five years later.
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>>253229292
you could just use deniableplausibility you know
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>>253229292
This thread happens on /b/ every day and is somehow always better.
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>>253229406
Sexually satisfy the entire Earth Defense force with your new body
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>>253229406
remind him that he killed the boss
slip away as he starts to cry
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>>253229406
I become Knuckles the Enchilada and get off this wild ride
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>>253229406
EXPLODE EVERY ATOM IN YOUR BEING, DESTROYING THE SOLAR SYSTEM
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>>253229406
call in your backup team of evil vidya characters
(kojima has to be in it)
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And now a word from Conway Twitty>>253229406
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>>253229406
Shoot a nuclear death ray from my penis and destroy the Wingdiver
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>>253229406
Call the rest of the Super Smash Bros roster and ask if we can have an orgy
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>>253229406
Play Big Boss like a fiddle
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>>253229406
Become wild
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>>253229406

Go to the local Denny's and order a Grand Slam
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>>253229406
stand up and jerk off your koala dick until he finds you
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>>253229406
NUCLEAR AGAIN
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>>253229406
get off this ride
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>>253229406
Fuck waiting for big boss, I go find big boss myself and shove my tranny dick in his eye
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>>253229406
DROP KICK BIG BOSS'S DICK
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>>253229406
thrust your raging hard tranny cock into his throat and hulk smash his rectum
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>>253229406
HUNT BIG BOSS DOWN AND MAKE HIM SUCK YOUR NUTS
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>>253229406
Get jiggy with it.
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>>253229406
Dig to hide of course.
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>>253229406
Unbecome a Koala tranny and try to take down the Shadow Jewish Government
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>>253229406
Ask Samus if she wan sum fuk
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>>253229406
prepare your four skyscraper sized cocks
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>>253229406
Call him a nigger
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>>253229406
Spray the Air Force with acidic vaginal discharge
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>>253229406
Pretend you're The Boss and cqfuck big boss
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>>253229406
Hop in a hind d
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teleport to the closest city and give everyone a blowjob
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>>253229516
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>>253229516
RIP BIG BUCKS
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>>253229516
what?
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>>253229406
Call on your koala brethren to restrain big boss while you rape EVA and force him to watch.
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>>253229516

Get fcked Big boss
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>>253229516
Fucking dammit.
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>>253229406
GO TO THE GYM AND BECOME THE BIGGEST KOALA TRANNY
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>>253229516
DING
>>
Wake up, it was all a dream
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>>253229516
WINRAR
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>>253229516
Okay then
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>>253229516
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>>253229516
welp
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>>253229406
FIRE THE ACIDIC KOALA SHIT AT THEM

600 SHITS PER SECOND
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>>253229516
Winrar
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>>253229516
What the fuck is even happening now?
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>>253229516
DEATH DICK INCOMING
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