>you can play as a small girl

Yume Nikki is a pretty good game where you're a small girl.

what is that bulge?

>>253055617

Puffy vulva, the best kind.

>>253055617
It's called vulva.

>>253055436
>reccettear

I wish we could have a conversation about Ape Escape without the lewd loli dumps.

Ape Escape 2/3 were good games! But I suspect people think other people only like them because of little girls wearing spats.

Why is there no Ape Escape 3 on PSN? I'm sad.

>>253055436
What is that blue thing right from her ass? Is it supposed to be stuck to the hair or is it some kind of ribbon she's wearing on her back?

>>253055436
lewd

>>253056451
Her backpack has these dumb blue ribbony bits.

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I prefer games where you can actually play the small girl.

>>253056069

Yeah, it's kinda like Klonoa. Good games but impossible to discuss on /v/ without a massive kemoshota dump.

AE1 > AE3 > AE2

>>253056769
You can't play little girls in that game, you just play with little girls.

>>253056914
I preferred AE3 > AE1 > AE2, but I can respect that.

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>>253056921
Notice how I conveniently left out the word "as".
>Play the little girl
Get it now.

Side note; Maja is best girl and anyone who disagrees is a faggot.

>>253057087
>not the witch sisters

>>253056769
>>253057087
God, that art style is fucking ugly, anon.

>>253056769
>>253057087
This game's art is so bad

>>253057176
>actually liking those annoying cunts
>not wanting to get high with maja and have a tickle fight
pfft.

>>253055617

Heaven

>>253055617
I'm sure you've heard of camel toe at school, were you never curious?

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>>253057221
>>253057243
Well, you don't know shit, and stuff.

>>253055553
Started playing that today. I find it strangely arousing when she's holding the kitchen knife.

>>253057525
It's also traced from CP or some shit. Don't you know that the best artists are the ones who don't trace?

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>You can play as a big girl

>>253057048

Yeah, 1 and 3 are pretty close in quality in my opinion so it can go either way. I just think the level design in 1 is especially good compared to the rest of the series. 3 has dem morphs and better controls and monkey AI though.

2 is easily the weakest of the three but still a pretty good game.

>>253057643
>traced CP
I've heard this shit numerous times, but I haven't found any source about this being actually true.
You faggots are just making up this rumor.

>>253057525
I do know good/attractive art, and if you think Unteralterbach is either, you're delusional.

>>253057221
>>253057243
Bet you think all cartoons have bad as well, animepro

>>253057787
They may be thinking of Rustle. Pretty sure he traced cp for a couple of doujins at least. Not to mention the fact that he likes to slip in the term 'pthc' in random spots in his pictures.

>>253057816
>artstyle is subjective
>but my tastes are fact you guys, only I know what makes good art, seriously!
Yeah, nah. Stop being a cunt, the artstyle is fine.
Plus it's one of the most well made VNs to date, so it has that going for it.

>>253057943
>implying

No that game's art style is just fucking terrible.

>>253057816
>I do know good/attractive art
No you don't.

>>253057984
Rustle didn't even work on this, at least not that I'm aware of.

>>253057984
Rustle released proof that he didn't trace.

>>253055436
Which loli would you main in an all-stars loli fighters tournament?

>>253058270
Really?
Did he just, like, draw something from scratch?

Is it wrong to say that Ape Escape's control scheme is too fucking awkward?

I mean, R1 to jump? Seriously?

>>253058391
Probably from memory.
Rustle admits to liking the real stuff.

>>253058391
He uploaded some of his old files.

That floor was probably traced though.

>>253058461
AE1?

Reminder that it was literally a tech demo. A good one, but they had no fucking idea what they were doing.

>>253057984
>Continuing to spread to baseless rumor about Rustle

Oh yeah, some guy actually draws good loli porn so it must be traced, right? It's impossible for someone who's such a creepy perv to have artistic ability.

This bullshit was perpetrated by people who just hate lolis, and it was repeated so much people just took it as fact.

Why is this thread still up? You pedo fucks are fucking disgusting little shits. Fucking end yourselfs and do that world a favor. Pedophiles are the fucking scum of the earth.

>>253057943
Nope, just Unteralterbach

There are anime styled games that look like shit too, like Tsukihime or Fate/Stay Night.

>>253058391
Yes

It was an 8 hour video that's 900 mb

>>253058531
Does he, now?

That's just plain sad then.

>>253058736
>>253057984
Rustle lolis don't even look like littlegirls and they all have sameface.

>>253058704
>fucking western VNs ruining muh pure nippon VNs
>look at these VNs made in Japan that are superior solely because they are made in Japan
Fuck off cunt.

>>253058531
>Rustle admits to liking the real stuff
It's still bizarre to me how diverse the people who write loli doujins are. I mean, some of them aren't into the real thing at all, but others are. And then there's people like Kinku
>>253058545
Goddammit, I was really trying to find an opportunity to work a floor joke in there.

>>253058913
but anon he literally said those nippon VNs looked like shit

>>253058461

Eh, its controls are good for the way the game plays. You couldn't remap it to a more conventional control scheme without either making it even more awkward or altering the gameplay. See the PSP version of the first game, which attempted to use more conventional controls (X to jump and the other face buttons to attack with the currently mapped gadget) and was completely awful to control because Ape Escape's gameplay was designed from the ground up for the dual stick controls.

The only think I think is a little unnecessarily convoluted is some of the vehicles, which just don't need to be as clunky as they are. Especially in the first game.

>>253058913
That's literally exactly the opposite of what I said, moron

>>253055553
>Yume Nikki
>small girl
I think you completely missed the point.

>>253058980
>>253059009
>trying to turn the conversation around on me
Nice try weeb fuckers.
Western VNs are making a comeback.

>>253057984
>Rustle
>tracing
You're retarded.

>>253059189
lol

enjoy your shitty traced CP then

>>253057649
For you

>>253059087
No I didn't. She's a small girl. It's pretty self-evident dude.
Don't bully pedophiles.

>>253055617
It's called testicles.

>>253059294
How else could he get his floors to look that good?

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>>253057576
Do not sexualize Madotsuki.

>>253059309
>muh traced CP
Not only is traced still legal, nowhere in Unteralterbach does any of the material resemble real world shit.

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>all these loli threads since afternoon
>bara shitposters banned from each thread
Is tonight our night /v/?

>>253058913
>/v/ in charge of basic reading comprehension
>/v/ in charge of keeping his flabby, grotesquely misshapen mantits from slapping against the keyboard in kneejerk derision

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>>253059370

>>253059452
I think we have a guardian angel or something. It won't last surely.

>>253059339
OP was talking about children in video games. She's not a loli.

>>253055436
What would it taste like, to lick her butt through that spandex?

>>253059505
>sarcasm doesn't exist
Sorry, should've taken Poe's Law into account.

>>253059881
Like a mixture of young poop and spandax cloth.

>>253059452
As long as you guys don't post porn, I'm sure the mods won't mind.
>mfw this Rance thread a few hours ago had shitload of Reset porn and the thread managed to 404 without a single deleted picture from being unable to bump itself anymore

>>253060059
Great to know how incompetent our janitors are.

>>253060207
Haven't they always been that way though?

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>>253060017
>Poe's Law
Poe must have been a real moron because it's completely possible to detect sarcasm through text. Only fucking morons can't do it.

>>253057649
That would be an extremely painful way to die

>>253060059
>as long as you don't post porn, the mods won't mind
Tell that to the Unteralterbach threads that get deleted on site.
Go ahead, try and make one.

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>>253059452
It's only a matter of time before they turn their gaze this way.

>>253060207
>post insulting janitor is deleted
>leaves whole thread of loli
Based janitor.

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>>253057984
>>253058142
>>253058270
>>253058689
>>253058876
>>253059294
>>253058391
>>253058531
>>253058545
>>253058724

>>253060059
>as long as you don't post porn, the mods won't mind
Tell that to the Unteralterbach threads that get deleted on site.
Go ahead, try and make one.
There's a mod that super anti-loli, but I assume he's away right now.

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>>253060207
>[Deleted]

>>253060574
"Based" is not the word I would use for a janitor that picks and chooses what shitposts to delete.

Janitor, why is this thread (>>253057232) still up?

It's nothing but furry porn and meta complaining.

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>>253060207
>[Deleted]

>>253057643
I thought the rumor was that some of the characters in the game are based off actual CP models?
Or rather, ARE said CP models.

>>253060415
>Poe must have been an idiot
Poe's Law actually states that it's impossible to recognize sarcasm through text.
That's why I said I should've taken it into account.
The irony.
Unless of course, you're being sarcastic right now.

>>253060376
>Persona 4 nanaco thread still up after 7 hours of porndumps
My hopes are high

>>253060690
Nevermind. BASED

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>You can play as a small girl
>And go out and rape other kids

>>253060581
What I don't get is that if Rustle traced CP, then why do all his figures and faces look exactly the same?

>>253057998
Confirmed for only having read 2VNs or only OELVNs. It was pretty good, but nowhere near the levels of one of the best, unless you meant non-gook VNs, in which its fucking great.

>>253056069
ape escape 1 was the shit back in the day.

>dat clever use of dual analog sticks

never did finish it though.

>>253057649
>Have giantess/growth fetish
You have know idea how much I want this game.

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>>253060845
Because it's not traced.
IIRC the rumor started because one of his covers had a girl with a sock that said PTHC google it, I fucking dare you on it.

>>253060708
Yeah, that's actually true. I made the mistake of visiting the German chan all the memes referenced in that game are from and I cleared my cache right away.

There was nothing blatantly illegal, but those fuckers are much more bold with posting jailbait than most people in 4chan are.

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>>253060690
Where were you when Janitors became BASED?

Kim is the best. I bet you don't even have Linux on your computer faggot.

>>253060904
Alright, let me restate to clear it up.
It's one of the best made VN's from Europe, and made by a small team.
Happy?

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>>253060845
Because it's based on his daughter.

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>>253060794
>references nanako thread
>picture i posted shows a different character named nanako
also those porndumps were deleted and they've been arguing about incest and marriage and shit for hours, it hasn't been deleted because there's hardly any loli

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>>253060586
>>There's a mod that super anti-loli, but I assume he's away right now.
It's probably that dumb nigger Redwood.

>>253061178
Now you're getting Rustle and Zone-tan mixed up.
Come on /v/, get your shit together.

>>253061027
>PTHC
I think I googled it once, but I've forgotten what it is, and I have no desire to run my luck with the FBI a second time.

>>253060452
Would it be that much more painful than dying in a building collapse resulting from a siege? Unless you mean how that girl's body is going to collapse in on itself any second now.

>>253060059
http://boards.deniableplausibility.net/v/thread/252956178/#252986650
>mfw it's true

>>253061142
I will admit, the Tux hairpin was a neat little detail.
But I do have Linux on my computer.
Mint to be exact, because I'm a huge faggot and it's like Windows without the NSA backdoor.

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>>253061142
Listen dude: I'm almost 49 years old. I've been using computers since the original Apple 1 was in stores. In high school I used a multi-user BASIC system running on a Data General Nova minicomputer connected to 3 schools via 300bps modems over leased phone lines. The first computer I built was based on a 1976 Popular Electronics article and used an old Teletype ASR-33 as a terminal. The next three computers were S-100 bus systems running CP/M v2.2. Depending on your age, I may have been writing code in C under CP/M before you were even *born*. I've owned no-name Taiwaneese knock-off XT clone motherboard-based systems I built on the cheap, with monochrome (yes, the ugly-ass green-screen) graphics. I remember the original Mac looking like someone's idea of a joke to me. I thought Windows v2.x was the most useless thing on the planet. I actually ran IBM's OS/2 for a couple *years* and thought it was awesome. The only reason I changed from Win95 was because the USB support was virtually non-existent. The only reason I changed from Win98SE to Win2k was it wasn't stable on a CPU running over ~800MHz. I had an entire WinNT4 domain, complete with PDC, running in my apartment, while I was getting an MCSE.

You still want to call me "faggot", friend?

Check your Linux privilege. Not all of us are running it, and your overweening arrogance indicates to *me* that you're rather young, and perhaps aren't being totally honest about making your living the way you do.

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>>253061027
I'm the guy who originally brought this up, s-sorry, I didn't mean to start all this, I-i just heard a rumor!

>>253061145
Yes, thank you anonkyun~. It was really well done considering it came from krautchan, and the art wasn't as bad as KS', shame that the 2nd half had a large amount of 'you must be this german to get the joke'.

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>>253055436
I can in Mario Kart 8

>>253061216
>/co/
There's the problem

>>253061343
This is why we can't have nice things.

>>253061191
Fuck I just noticed
Oh well, at least each image is cached and sad panda links still present

>>253060845
it has a different artist and it wasn't cp, just some models. there's even the reference photos.
hayashigara or whatever his name is.

>>253061396
Only blindy blondy had really shitty art.

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>>253061454
Babies aren't fucking loli you sicko.

>>253055693
>>253055617
>>253055747
>go on google images
>look up large vulva

thats not what i wanted to see at all...

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>>253061041
Why is she so perfect? Why couldn't she be a playable character?

>>253061520
Ahh yes, Shou.
His shit is a million times worse than anything Rustle does.
Rustle is whore-lolis.
Shou is horrible debilitating awful loli rape.

Does madoka magica online let you play as megucas? Haven't really looked into it.

>>253061396
>KS has literally thousands of thread on both /v/ and /vg/
>Try to make one thread on /v/ for Unteralterbach
>"Banned because VNs belong on /vg/"
>take it to /vg/ and make a general
>"Banned because loli shit outside of /b/"
I didn't want to talk about it anyway, or anything...

>>253061027
B-b-but anon! I don't want to get party van'd

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>>253057221
>>253057243

>>253061454
>toddlercon

Alright, I'm gonna need source on that.

>>253056769
You got the Aisha pic?

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>>253061480
I'm sorry! Why don't we talk about something else Rustle related? Like, maybe his impending blindness?
;_;

>>253061774
FuPoo.

>>253061745
3D is always PD.

>>253061454
Could you please upload the full image
somewhere?

>>253060770
No, it's completely possible. There are a few explanations as to why someone may not recognize sarcasm via text:

1 - They just have a low IQ and aren't very bright.
2 - They are just looking for an excuse to be mad. If I sarcastically say that a game is really bad, someone who knows that I'm being sarcastic may artificially choose to believe it so that they have something to bitch about.
3 - They are just being contrary. They probably go around saying things like "sarcasm is overrated" so they choose to artificially take everything literally.

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>>253061745

>>253061718
Last thread i was in before they started to get mass deleted was on /vg/.

Some anons posted non-nude pics of child models, from then on threads have been pruned on sight.

>>253061685
to each their own I suppose.

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>>253055747

>>google up vulva on images
>>mfw pictures of tumors growing on vaginas

>>253061781
As if, I only save master race Maja pics.
Come back with superior tastes, and I'll have more pics for you :^)

>>253061774
FuPoo
good luck finding the full picture though

>>253061216
i thought mods weren't allowed to name fag anymore

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>>253061847
>FuPoo does toddlercon
Fuuuuck

>>253061847
>>253061454
Oh boy, here we go.
404 incoming, the train never stops.

>>253061718
Just discuss it in the VN general over there, or at least try. You can always use loli threads like these to discuss it anyway.

Which loli was best loli. Maja was breddy gud, but the witch twins were also great. Shame that breadloli didnt get a shot of that delicious lolibelly I was waiting the entire time for, what a waste of pudge.

>>253058545
Yeah, I used to have his whole photoshop file of the floor to that one really popular image. Layers for days.

>>253061847
Thanks, anon.

>>253061969
I have my ways

>>253061973
he was a tripfag before he became a mod

>>253061334
no one cares faget

>>253056769
>that entire scene
2cute4me
heart nearly gave out

>>253057649
>Sodom and gomorrah.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B-h1EEsKDA&feature=kp

so this is fine but husbando threads aren't.
mods confirmed for homophobic child fuckers.

>>253062043
I've tried talking about it in the /vng/, but those got deleted too.
And you're fucking crazy if you don't think Maja is best.

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>>253062138
It really depressed me that her eyes weren't bloodshot during the NFSW scene. She was damn adorable though.

>>253062083
>I have my ways
Trust me you wont find it

>>253062083
No problem. These were from threads a couple of days ago. Good luck finding them though.

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>>253062212
Probably because this thread hasn't devolved into a /soc/ circlejerk.
Sorry anon, have some loli rape.

>>253062205
Here's what really happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg

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>>253062212
>confirmed

>>253062212
>being gay
>2014
get out of here faggot

>>253062138
>tfw you will never get high with a cute loli and have a tickle fight and eat some of her cooter berries

>>253060689
Would you say you have a complaint with the moderation?

>>253062212
Mad furfag detected.

Before this thread gets banned, does anyone know where I can find an Unteralterbach choice guide?

Searching the google can only turn up a german guide

>>253057221
what exactly is wrong with it?

>>253062297
>tfw paheal doesn't allow toddlercon
where am i supposed to go now?

>>253062263
Pretty much every thread on /vg/ is shit, even STALKER general.
So, are you excited for the potential sequel that will never be made?

>>253062212
Don't be a fag, anon.
There's nothing wrong with loli, you're making shotacons look bad.

>>253062503
It's offensive to my eyes.

>>253062369
>>253062138
>implying

>>253062468
Just translate it on google. German to english is pretty accurate

Thread's getting creepy now. I just wanted to talk about cute vidya lolis doing cute things.

i liek gril bcuz sex

>>253062586
in what way? I don't see how it's much different from rustle or whoever.

>>253056769
>TFW you will never smoke weed with little girl in park and then "screw" wit her with people walking in background.

>>253062468
The kraut guide uses numbers for choices, so its not hard. To get to loliroute, go to sleep instead of browsing, and do not fuck any women, as well as fucking the loli with muhammed.

>>253062468
I was going to give you shit for not just skipping everything and finding all the endings the mathematical way but then I remember this VN has bits that you really can't skip and it's too big a PITA to set up saves after all those points with all the different flags arranged.

>>253062510
Just go to pixiv, where everything is allowed.

>>253062468
You ever heard of Google?
You can litterally look up "unteralterbach guide".

>>253062516
Honestly, the one thing that I thought was missing from Unteralterbach was the ability to actually have a full relationship with the loli of your choice.
Just keep doing what they were doing with the first one, but add new lolis and a relationship aspect, and I'll be happy.

>>253060904
>>253061145

It was a joke game packed full of German memes from Krautchan, it was never meant to be a work of genius emotional storytelling.

I laughed a couple of times(I nearly lost my sides when that guy gets the lynch mob off you by saying Bernd's jewish) and fapped to the stoner girl sexscene. So imo they did a pretty good job with what they were working with.

>>253057525
Do you have sex with the girls in the game? Screenshots of the game don't show anything lewd

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i'm pretty upset that unalterbach exists because i'd rather not be associated with that game or fans thereof but i know i will be regardless from this point on and that the majority of threads will inevitably derail into discussion thereof

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>>253062671
Nobody is stopping you.

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what are some games you can play as cute girls and do cute things?

>>253062742
Those creepy eyes and fat noses.

>>253062369
What game?

>>253060845
Even if he did, it would still end with about the same result.

ALL ASIAN PEOPLE LOOK ALIKE.

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>>253062510
I think Pixiv allows 'em.

>>253060842
source?

This threads got bad juju afoot