ITT Post the one character who will never EVER get into Smash, yet you want to be in more than anything else
me too anon, me too
Smash 5 definitely
>was in a Smash Bros game with Solid Snake already
>most iconic game for the NES was all about him
>fits the template of "Smash is just a kid playing with toys" to the letter
He's talking about the Labrador from Brawl being replaced by a bulldog in kerfuffle
Imagine all the lewd fanart that would be canon.
Why Sakurai... he would have sold that console by himself ;_;
And he has so many good attacks too.
Counters (skull shield), forward b (cutlass fury), recovers (airship help), and final smash with Pirate's Wrath, Prophecy or a BLUE ROGUES, ATTACK!
In the wake of Yumi's Odd Odyssey, I now want this to be a thing.
oh my god this, it would be so awesome
>Optimus Prime transforms the battle!
pic related, I want all 3 in, especially Blaziken he would make for a much more interesting and fun moveset rather than Lucario
Also I would love to see the other two Gen 6 starters, their Wizard-Knight design is perfect for smash bros
But Reggie is in with the Mii fighters?
>Implying you need moves to get in smash
Nintendo is more interested in whos more profitable to market than in whos actually a funner fit for the game :(
mah nigerian brother
All I want is him in, or pic related, although I'd fucking hate it if they made him into another swordsman.
i would forgive square for everything if they did this
I know rite
I hope we get this guy for consolation, but samurai said no to transformations :(
The thought of any of these characters being in Smash makes me cringe. Sonic being in Smash already makes me cringe a little bit since he turned Smash Bros into autism bait for more 3rd party character wishes.
People like you are alright though.
Theres so many...
>Billy and Jimmy Lee in an Ice Climbers style duo
>Toejam and/or Earl
>A Boy and His Blob
There is LITERALLY no way it's happening, but I would love for it to happen.
>tfw Barbaracle will NEVER get acknowledged outside of the obligatory anime episode.
>Imagine the Happy Mask Salesman as an assist trophey. He drops masks that transform any player. Each player has their own unique model for the transformation.
>you will never play as an intelligent, violent, flatulent bear as you violently beat the shit out of your favorite characters
>implying theres anything wrong with chucksters
I'd like it more than anything else, yet there's absolutely no possibility of it being in. i doubt even as a Pokeball.
okay, I would be lying if I said I wouldn't main sentinel in a Smash bros game
also makes me laugh that ridley is somehow too big, but Sentinel and Amaterasu are in the same game.
I'd love me some Raticate, but it sadly ain't gonna happen
Also, I'm kinda pissed that the two Pokemon stages shown so far don't seem to have any Pokemon cameo on them (The DS one is basically confirmed not to have any at least, let's hope for Pokemon League and a possible new Pokemon Stadium)
Chorus Kids/Marshal are cool I guess
But they don't beat Karate Joe.
What's not to understand about Magcargo? He's a snail made out of lava. He doesn't look like he would have moveset potential, but that's what would make him so deliciously deceptive as a fighter.
She has a better chance than most characters in this thread but still
Even though there is going to be a 3DS game, he is never coming.
>all these fightan games
>no mention of the read cyclone
>Be really good at gief
>friend plays SF
>He stopped playing because no matter how hard he tried he could never beat my gief
>friend is better at smash though
>MFW GIEF IS SMASH NOW
Would be retarded but still want.
There's so god damn much you could do with his move set, too.
Yes. I know damn well how autistic and impossible these choices are
Smart purple horse
Gary (Blue) as Pokemon Rival/Pokemon Champion, replacing Pokemon Trainer. I don't know what his ideal Pokemon would be, but I'd kill to see that happen.
I'd be fine with any Kamen Rider, really, but I feel like Fourze would especially fit in a Smash Bros. game.
I would literally shat myself.
It's not like Nintendo shoved this ass down our throats as kids in an attempt to create an American mascot, no, that didn't happen at all. If it did he would have been in already, like that stupid game and watch thing was.
my brother of African decent
I made this for him
Bitches don't know about my Balloon Fight waifu.
You guys are my bros.
Quote has a chance, right?
At least as an assist trophy?
crowbar for close attacks, gravity gun for grappling and throwing, the assault rifle for ranged attacks since it's got a slow rof. It also has the energy ball.
No idea what his final smash would be.
If they add him, they could also add the antlion pheremones as an item. Whoever or wherever gets hit by it gets swarmed by antlions.
Fuck, now I want an entire tf2 fighting game.
he's even been on a Nintendo console exclusive now
I'm sure they can take it from Nicilas, they have no use for it
As long as Nintendo doesn't ruin it, it's fine.
And I'm sure Sakurai knows about it, the japs fucking LOVE it, as you said.