Let's clean up some space stations.
1. Download the free game (370mb)
>http://www.firedrive.com/file/B11FFFFDF75C8EA0
or
>https://mega.co.nz/#!N0omFCqI!8SVYF723fi5HlV8ADRx9WCbt6BrL0Ih5BDoFViVU4Bo
2. Mount and install
3. Run the UDK.exe file in binaries
4. Connect to an ip itt or in the chat in the steam group
>Steam group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/janitards
Join that chat, we gather in there most of the time.
>>252185632
370mb should be 800mb
this game is prettyfun
>>252185632
Confirmed for virus spreading?
>>252186878
'no'
This is such a fucking stupid concept that I'm willing to risk a virus infection to play it.
Sounds like fucking fun.
>>252188364
Why is /v/ so paranoid?
Oh shit, viscera now has MP? I'm game
>>252188997
Pretty good MP at that
Any servers in yurop?
Sign me the fuck up.
>he cleans space ships for free
>>252189265
join the chat and look for duck he usually hosts a server in belgium and his upload is bretty gud
>>252189498
FOR YOU
>>252189498
>absolutely no monetary compensation
lel this is fun
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/vg/
>>252189997
nah
>>252188364
There was a time when it was actually dangerous to trust people on 4chan. Good dose of paranoia never hurt anyone.
>>252188504
Are you forgetting where you are?
>>252190635
Meant for
>>252188504
>>252190635
you know you can look at a file run it through a virus scanner and all that shit right?
>>252190635We should make one link safe and the other 20 gigs of dolphin porn
>>252191319
yummie
>>252191279
True, but there is still nothing wrong with being careful. I doubt there's anything wrong with OP's links, I was just saying. 4chan has had some harsh shit spread around like lostboy and the like.
Anyone hosting?
>>252185632
/v/ has finally made game, no?
>>252191905
Yeah /v/ made this game. You have to play it to prove you are good enough to become a 4chains janitor.
>>252185632
Is this what the janitors play when they're not jerking off to furry porn?
Server where? I don't have steam
>>252192141
join and see
Any servers up?
>>252192540
>>252192659
Maybe someone who is ITT and the steam group chat can ask for an IP and post it here
I'm at work right now so I also can't join the chatroom
aww shit
>2 hours left to download
Are there no God damn torrents?
>>252194405
Nigger theres
>>252194405
the mega link worked faster for me
also, the filedrive one was corrupted for me, so if youre downloading that one its a waste of time
>>252194828
filedrive one works fine for me
Both links download fast as fuck for me
coming
>>252194828
>Filedrive takes a century
>Try Mega
>It downloads in less than a minute
>>252195572
which is why i also included a mega link
Whats the max player count? I'm thinking about joining too.
Does text to speech not work for anyone else?
IP WHERE
They're not posting IPs in chat, where the fuck is da game?
>>252196554
>>252196278
Why not? Someone ITT can also host and post ip here for the rest to join
Fuck it. Never hosted before or played this game, but hosting now. Lemme know if it works
76.92.112.181
>>252196818
i hope you forwarded your ports 7777 and 27015
So why is this free, even though the game is 8 bucks on steam?
>>252196879
Not him, but are these TCP, UDP or both?
>>252185632
I can't believe I actually, seriously played this shit all night long yesterday. What am I doing with my life?
>>252196879
got into router's settings, spoonfeed me from here
Is this the new Lostboy.exe
>>252197164
Disregard, found them
>>252197204
I'd say it's no different than enjoying Euro Truck Sim. Sometimes boring games can be very zen like.
>host
>go to whatismyip or something
>post your ip in thread
>have clean-up party
>???
>profit
>>252197293
I'm so close, I can feel it. What do I put for here?
tfw Yahtzee, of Zero Punctuation fame, did a video on this game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pukzwCC4xkc
>>252197293
look for a youtube tutorial i'm at work right now
104.34.238.21
>>252197538
Nigger, how can you be on 4chan and not know what the fuck you are doing.
>>252197412
>some nigger keeps spawning lights everywhere which always get blown up by people
>having a joint effort to try and get that one shell casing that's stuck inside the elevator
>constantly checking the upper floor due to paranoia that somebody fucked it up or that we missed a spot
>that fucking furnace room holy shit
>try to clean on top of the walls and cages and some autist keeps throwing dirty buckets at me
And I still found this comfy, what the fuck is wrong with me?
>>252197752
Very easily apparantly. I never really play online games ;_;
192.168.1.1
>>252197930
YOU FAGGOT
Why isn't the text-to-speech working?
confirmed for dolphin porn
S-so I can finally be a space janitor without being assaulted by clowns and getting my buckets stolen?
Thanks, OP.
We need at least 1 or 2 more people hosting guys.
Mine works
173.52.112.9
>>252185632
>>252198052
Enable it in the menu, 32 bit version only.
>>252197832
Yeah, but that is like a basic necessity, nigger. How do you pirate your shit if you don't--oh.
/v/ cleaning shit up
>>252198403
MAGIC
I have The Shadow Warrior version and the Christmas version. Not OP btw
come on
>>252198504
I pirate just fine. Have never had to dick with my ports before
no one wants to play your shitty game retard, you suck
So...what's the goal of this game?
>free game
>is 6 bucks on steam
>>252197314
ebic meem
anyone have a server not hosted in burgerland?
>>252197761
this game is great though with people
So how long till somehow palette swaps the blood into shit and calls it forum disaster cleanup 2013+1?
>>252198414
Thanks.
>>252198961
>steam group has 140 members
>only from /v/ today and yesterdays threads
:^)
>still no server up
why even make the thread
>>252199905
>hey guys I keep spamming this shitty game
>it's working look
:^)
>>252200006
>people are having fun
>i won't stand for it
^_^
>>252199954
>still no server up
I count 6 different ip addresses in this thread.
>>252200292
No one is having fun. People pity you and your shitty game.
5.104.16.18
hosted in yurop
>>252197548
Wow, he is not totally insufferable when he is just dicking around in games. I can still detect a bit of the jaded spergness, but it is bearable.
What's the point of the game?
>>252200860
What's the point of life?
>>252200952
To play videogames.
>>252201013
>/v/
>playing videogames
>>252200651
>No one is having fun.
lol wut
>playing with /v/
No thanks. I made that mistake in the past and it was non-stop meme spouting and cringefest.
>>252201149
he hates fun
>>252185632
Where's the motherfucking torrent you cuntass, are you really that useless?
>>252201252
Is there any way to actually communicate in this game other than actions?
>>252200783
I can't join your server.
>>252201783
chat
24.47.16.156
>>252199483
stfu faggot
>>252202618
which janitor mode: vanilla/christmas or shadow warrior?
>>252202825
vanilla
>>252197930
lol great server bro
None of these servers work for me.
I work as custodial staff at a movie theater and i gotta say this game is pretty funny.
Which server is up right now?
Some one get a server up
this is fucking hilarious
>>252204408
>>252204547
24.47.16.156
>>252204856
thanks nigg
trying to get the last room clean but the water bucket machine is a pain in the ass
Oh shit im coming in a sec
>downloading shit from 4chan
how 12 are you guys
>finished download
>thread dying
I hope you faggots are hosting again soon
>>252205663
>4chan is nothing but /b/
How about you go back there. :^)
>>252205663
Stay paranoid.
Downloading right now. 23 mins to go.
I don't even know if my PC can run this, but I'll try.
>4% on 3rd world internet Dl speed
>thread will be long dead by the time It's done
>>252205663
>sandboxie
>>252206527
There will be more threads, Anon.
/v/ loves their cleanliness!
>>252206527
We can always make another one
YOU'RE NOT USING THE LAZER RIGHT GODDAMN IT
YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE
>10%
s-soon ;_;
>>252207968
>third world internet
>>252208197
Any server? And wich version? Standard or Shadow Warrior?
>>252208917
24.47.16.156
vanilla
>>252208983
I clicked "accept" but it doesn't connect.
It doesn't even show "cancelled connect attempt"
>>252208983
whys the map keep changing
Whenever I hit office, my game crashes can someone help?
>>252209229
same here
>>252209229
Same problem here
>>252209484
>>252210059
Sorry guys, I'm trying to host it for everybody but max player limit apparently
>>252210457
Ah, I'll see if I can set one up
What port do I need to open?
>>252210636
I am modem direct, I don't have a router.
I have the Steam version guys
Where can i play with you ?
>>252211105
nowhere, youre not allowed in our secret bucket meme club
81.99.207.23
>Fuckers will never stop pissing on the floot
>>252212275
doesn't work.
>>252212397
try again
>>252212810
still doesnt work
>>252212275
>using a router
are you retarded?
>This entire threadAch-choo!
>>252206527
you could just join the steam group. Chat usually has a server up
Get in here nerds.
76.186.0.34
>>252213689
>Stop taking about videogames guys!
Join me, we've got a lot of shit to clean!
189.100.237.131
Someone make a torrent of this, please.
Torrent, plz. I get mach 10 speed with torrents
>>252216654
K NIGGAS
>>252185632
Join you niggers
173.52.112.9
61%
Ima comin
>>252218407
>>252218631
Did you not fucking hear me, did I stutter, I want torrent. You will give me torrent, yes.
>>252197548
Yahtzee is literal shit.
Torrent bitch, I haven't the day wasting on you downloading not. You are all ugly penetrations of mens ass with whore. Hurry up and let torrent.
>>252220702
Why don't you make one?
>>252197548
>Annoying droning voice.
>Criticising blood donors who give for free.
>Generally acting like his opinion is all that matters.
Christ, the fedora suits him well.
Any servers still active? Me and a friend is joining soon.
>>252221023
Because I not the moron nerd tiny penis with sex computers having anime. I like play with games, not fuck them, shitfuck
>>252221530
Please kill yourself, sperglord.
>not playing the infinetly superior viscera detail
>>252221530
Just report, hide and ignore.
>>252221725
>>252221815
Stop talking to it, you fucking autists.
>>252220702
Why can't you use DDL like a normal person?
>>252201013
To play videogames, vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters
What server we in now?
>>252222415
>>252221393
173.52.112.9
>>252221725
It you who would "kill yourself", fucker. I happy seeing freedom burning 9/11 :)
Anyone here an emergency responder?
fun job eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_1v4M6C510
8-85%
please stay alive
Installin right now
Will join in a minute
Server is kill
>>252222542
server is ded please come back
>>252223757
probably won't come back now that the children are awake.
NEW SERVER NOW
looks like nerds lost server just like there lifes
New server anywhere?
>>252225074
Yeah.___IN MY ASS____
whenever i try to join a server, it just says connecting then nothing. what do?
>>252224053
You know what every server seems to end up like: starts with 3-4 guys doing shit normally few dispensed blood every now and then,
then a 5-6 guy joins and starts spouting "Water is Kill" followed with 8 more retard joining and turboing around knocking shit all over the place some how dirtying rooms that were clean ages ago.
Then the server gets closed.Every time.
i fucking knew by the time it would have downloaded you faggots would be done playing
fuck you guys
>>252225342
>Water is kill
>Water doesn't actually spawn anymore
>All you had to do was burn the buckets
But nobody would listen.
>>252226327
It's like being a propane seller and your employees keep chucking the propane into the river.
Server where?
There's no fucking incentive to this game.
What the game should do is keep areas closed off until you absolutely clean a room before you are able to gain access to another area.
Also, socks mode is activated after an entire map is cleaned spotless.
>>252227852
The fuck is socks mode?
MAKE A SERVER
>>252227852
>socks mode
>>252228840
you slide around in your socks after a mopped up map
There are no servers up because tards keep uncleaning shit
>>252229763
if we mess everything up we will be so funnah xD
>>252227852
I wish there were some dangers to remind you just how expendable you are. Like if you do something stupid and let a beast break free, you're basically locked in and the other players have to wait for security to deal with it, before coming in and cleaning the mess. Your slaughtered body included.
>>252185632
>tfw bought the christmas version
>>252230053
Yeah, they couldn't have made that level any smaller, could they?
>>252230341
It does take a while to clean up but yeah
Who's hosting
>>252230430
No one
50.1.78.130
I think
might be a shit server because of my internet
>>252230594
Not working
>>252230697
Same
>>252230697
try again?
>>252231012
Still not working
>>252231208
shit. Well I tried
Just started playing. When I punch out the 'office' doesn't load. Is anything supposed to happen or is that just how I quit the level?
Office just crashed
>>252232052
>>252231496
Thanks for killing the fucking thread
>tfw no server
>>252233209
What? How? I don't even know what the Office is or what I'm doing.
>>252233287
What are the ports I will make a server.
>>252233431
7777 and 27015
It just says "Connecting" then nothing happens, wat do /v/?
>>252236726
Kill yourself
>about to go to bed
>refresh /v/ one last time
>new viscera thread
fuck sake i just bought this. maybe tomorrow bros.
>they do it for free