Do you like America? Cause we've got the most American game going right now, Metal Wolf Chaos.
All that freedom cannot be contained to one thread.
Long live the USA
>you will never have a perfect american woman like jodie to love and be patriotic with
You can just watch the cutscenes on youtube without a bunch of spergs talking over them
Its a shitty speedrun if the runner doesn't care about time
Nice meme bro
the schedule is in your local time zone, tough guy.
No one is talking over them. The gameplay is still being speedrun you fucking autist. I know you have never played the game before because you are a fucking commie bastard but they game takes a much longer time than he is taking.
ABORTIONS FOR SOME
PUBLIC EXECUTIONS FOR OTHERS
So then go on youtube and watch a speedrun of the game, since I'm sure that's there as well. I have a hard time believing you've been sitting here up till this point saying: "MAN I REALLY HOPE METAL WOLF CHAOS IS SUPER SERIOUS OTHERWISE I'M GONNA GET REALLY MADDDDDD." Try and have fun for once, maybe you'll enjoy it.
>I-Its not serious though, really!
Its objectively a bad speedrun when the runner doesn't care about time. How is this such a hard concept to grasp?
In this moment I am American, not because of any phony media's lies. But because I am enlightened by my freedom.a
>>charity means it 100% cannot be serious!
>implying I said it couldn't be serious ever at all
Good thing the guy is still speedrunning the actual gameplay sections then fucktard.
Its a bad speedrun. There's no point in watching. How many times do I have to repeat this until your dumb ass understands?
>I watch it for the personalities and the fun
>I-I don't watch it for the ecelebs!
Stop contradicting yourself
If you ignore the donation incentive to watch cutscenes, then you are right. It is a bad speedrun overall by speedrunning standards (standards which include skipping cutscenes when possible).
However, it's still a decent Let's Play, thanks to the corny/awesome dialogue.
i murdered over 600 dirty communists as well
>anon, this guy donates to charity. its ok if he rapes you a bit
Do you even logic?
All LPs are cancer so I don't know what you're babbling about
Watch it on youtube then instead of circlejerking to spergs
>You will never have blue eyes and blonde hair
You realize this is the fastest speerun of the game ever right? It's pretty much the only time it has been speedrun so there is not a lrge community to find a bunch of skips.Quit being retarded. The guy is serious about the speedrun.
>circlejerking to spergs
Who cares about the players, i just want to watch the game played through again and it's neat to see the game done quick.
From's best game series is mech-based, From is pretty great at making games.
Christ you're dumb
>Its ok to watch LP scum cause muh fun muh feels
Take your viraling ass out of here. If viraling and posting LPs is shunned on here, then this should be to cause its just as bad
>her mission is to die to you and hand off the philosphers legacy
>its your mission to kill her
she couldnt have averted the nuclear war without ding to snake its not his fault. what kind of retard sends someone into the lions den with real nukes.
>America invades America
It was bound to happen sooner or later.
That's because /v/ is shit now that neo-/v/ has taken over
Its a gimped run by default making it objectively shit. You're still too stupid to understand this somehow.
>Take your viraling ass out of here. If viraling and posting LPs is shunned on here, then this should be to cause its just as bad
Like I said, different strokes for different folks.
I'm sure you're just baiting at this point
So you're fine with this place being neo-/v/. Glad to see no one cares about this board's quality anymore.
Nice insult bro. You sure are mad.
>Blueglass isn't in the crowd
Is he ill?
at this point you're just ruining the thread. pls shitpost elsewhere. I even feel bad for replying.
Not any of them guys, but you should probably seek some professional help for your autism.
>neo-/v/ getting upset cause they have no rebuttal
God, when did this board get so shitty? I'm just gonna stick to /vg/ at this point. At least they keep their eceleb circlejerk in a single thread.
Why are you so mad and wasting so much time posting in this thread? Is your life now in such a sad state that you care about the status of an anonymous message board?
You've spent the last half hour whining about this. I think you should do something else for a while.
I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
I WILL BE BACK
Yesterday's football match was pretty good, americans.
HAVE A FRESH DISH OF FREEDOM, FELLOW PATRIOT
>So you're fine with this place being neo-/v/. Glad to see no one cares about this board's quality anymore.
Why are you making such insinuations? I am simply saying that taste is a subjective matter. I understand that I enjoy things that others may not like, and others like things that I do not.
So, if you do not like LPs, regardless of the majority of this board's feelings towards them, that is perfectly fine.
>President saves his country
>Doesn't give up until his enemy is dead.
>Even goes to lengths to go into space and kill him.
Yup this is pretty 'MURICAN
>want to buy this game
GOD DAMMIT I JUST WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN HERO WITHOUT GOING TO MY LOCAL WALMART WITH AN AR-15
>first name is John
I'm kinda american I guess.
>tfw John Müller
The only truly american runner.
He's the only one saluting.
How many of you read this as Something Autistic?
BECAUSE I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THESE GREAT UNITED STATES
mfw Americans take this as a tribute to America when really they are getting BTFO.
>This fucking game
I felt so american I tipped my PC
I'm fairly surprised, too.
Even then, this was the most american experience I ever had. I pity the fool who couldn't presence this.
That was probably the most American game that I've ever seen.
>when really they are getting Bringing The Freedom Online
Back to grammar school you go, it's Blown The Fuck Out newfag.
siggy doo is alright
120 star is p cool imo but the other categories are boooring
They made this game, which is absolute shit.
Japan made it for japs, private joke, no amerifats allowed.
Oh shit. Guess what? GUESS WHAT?
That's the team that made Dark Souls 2.
I've been waiting to bring this fact up but whenever I do people are like "wut's ACE? I thought they only made muh souls"
FROM was always a hit or miss company. Armored Core was their flagship series before Souls and even that was crap, like, half the time.
and that's why I always thought it was funny how Souls fans worshipped them like some infallible genius AAAA dev here to save gaming, even though they had zero knowledge of what the company had done before. Dark Souls 2 was fine though. Could have been a lot worse, look at ACV
I'm done watching. I could handle the spasming horsefucker, but when the barely articulate donation reader starts spouting horsefucker memes, I am done.
Good fucking bye. I was going to donate, too.
>Raven Software is now doomed to make Call of Duty maps until Activision shutters the studio when the gravy train sputters out