A-ha! I can't believe it's finally here! Thank you thank you!
>nintendo is the retard that gets away with doing a lot of dumb shit but usually comes out on top
>microsoft tries to please everybody but most people just find him annoying
>sony is a grumpy fag that is bad at what he likes doing and blames nintendo and microsoft for everything bad that happens to him
Fancy! So that's what you've been developing. Looks like Xbox has a new little playmate.
Pfft, dream on, Microsoft. I wouldn't let PS4 here play with that dumbed down PC. She has REAL games.
No! That means she has titles of the highest quality. See?
>that exclusive list
inb4 Sandy is PC
Well, I guess I can't enter Xbox in that. Sunday's football night!
No, Microshit. You can't enter Xbone because Xbone's a multiplatform mutt!
Boy, you got that right. Xbox's no... Hey! What makes you so sure Xbox couldn't win E3?
That's Polystation... de-derr, Playstation! Come on, PS4.
You know what? I'm starting to get the idea that Sony thinks his console is better than mine!
Yeah, I should get my own console, have it sell poorly for about a year, and then enter it in that race and beat Sony!
No, no, no! I'm thinking about entering you in that race and beating Sony's console!
Looks like we're going to start making exclusives now, valvedrone!
Dahahahaha! I call you a valvedrone to humiliate and demean you. It's a motivational tool we consoles use.
>browse /v/ before bed
C'mon dammit, shift this thread into- MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
I don't know why, but I think I'll take Microsoft's games tomorrow.
They're scientifically designed cinematic masterpieces guaranteed to help sell consoles.
I don't normally post reactions to things like these but god damn this one deserves it. I laughed a shit ton irl.
You are a genius, Anon. A fucking genius
Yeah, thanks, I know. He's got nerves of nintendium. See you at the big race!
That's it, Xbox. We are going to start some serious backpedaling right now.
That's part of what makes this whole thing so damn perfect.
next time someone re-storytimes this thread, make sure they post this with the OP
Or if you're a tech wizard, have it embedded in the OP image
Come on Xbox, the big conference is tomorrow! You got to stop being used only for TV if you want to win!
Don't waste your breath, Microstupid. That glorified kinect of yours doesn't have a chance against PS4.
Excuse me, but you two seem to be forgetting who the real winner will be...
Ok guys brace your selves. Here is what he posted. You will be hitting yourselves afterwards.
Sorry Nintendo, Xbox and I have got some mature, epic cinematic experiences to develop.
Mashing X to win is not gameplay, Microsoft!
Alright, we are at the halfway point. I am going to go eat something and get the other images ready for a smoother storytime. I am going to finish this even if it kills me.
Actually, I am not the same OP from last night. His stuff got derailed hard by tornadoes and I never got to see him finish. So I intended to do this script as a sort of tribute to his efforts.
Cool thanks bro.
>Have to work in 8 and a half hours
>Want to see the rest of the story time while still getting 8 hours of sleep
Fuck. I should sleep.
here's the screencap up to this point
My sides are in an alternate dimension
Why do you have to be so mean?
>implying i'm going to take my tripcode off after every world cup match just so a couple autists on /v/ don't get fanny flustered
Keep running, Xbox! Let's go, let's go! Speed it up, speed it up, speed it up! 31 FPS!
but half the fun of /sp/ is bro-ing with people who support your teams and mocking those who support your rivals, and i'm not going out of my way to make that more difficult. if tripcodes irritate you so why don't you take the extra effort to block them?