>4 Platformer appetizers - quality, no cocking it up with indie smug
>3 Simulators - No sodding german!
>2 JRPG Entrees - This means grinding, don't serve up a raw VN with tits or a dungeon tacked on!
>5 FPS Platters - I SWEAR THE FIRST TO BRING ME SOMETHING CHARRED BROWN CAN FUCK OFF OUT OF MY KITCHEN
>2 WRPG Combos - Show some bloody creativity. It doesn't have to always be medieval!
>1 Strategy desert - You want to call it grand? Who the fuck are you to call it grand you shit! What the fuck do you know?
>3 Open Worlds
Now present some dishes or piss off.
>4 Platformer appetizers
Super meat boy
>5 FPS Platters
Serious sam 3
planetary explorers or whatever its called.
also, no racing?
What in the hell is this?
Is this competition a fucking joke to you?!
Super Meat Boy
They Bleed Pixels?
NO CHEF GO TAKE A SUCK
when it's out
I DUNNO CHEF
JUST CAUSE 2
WHAT THE HELL CHEF
Are you questioning the fucking menu? Do you have a Michelin star? No? Then bring me what I fucking ask you shit!
THIS IS DISGUSTING. IN YOUR EFFORT TO GET IT OUT YOU BURNT AWAY EVERYTHING THAT GAVE IT FLAVOR AND SOMEHOW THE CENTER IS BLOODY RAW!
>Serving fast food at one of Ramsey's restaurants.
Are you mad? Are you fucking bonkers? Who the hell taught you to cook?
LOOK AT THIS GOD DAMN TRAVESTY! YOU'VE THROWN SHIT EVERYWHERE ON THE PLATE AND NONE OF IT'S FLAVOR COMBINATIONS WORK! YOU'VE SOMEHOW COCKED UP AN ENTIRE COURSE ON ONE DISH!
IT WAS A CLASSIC DISH YOU FUCK. IT EVEN HAD A BLOODY RECIPE YOU COULD FOLLOW. YOU'VE NO RESPECT FOR GAMES, ME OR YOURSELF! PISS OFF
JRPG READY CHEF!
OPEN WORLD GAME COMING TO THE PASS CHEF
Depends. If you're there for drama and actively rooting against someone then Season 9 and Elise will get you going.
Also MasterChef is a good watch too. Kitchen Nightmares isn't that great unless he finds some place that's just god awful... or amy's baking company.
WHY DOES THIS LOOK NOTHING LIKE THE MENU IMAGE? IS IT SO BLOODY HARD TO COOK THE INGREDIENTS THE CORRECT WAY?! START OVER YOU DAMN FOOL AND DO IT CORRECTLY
We don't need him. We'll go to kickstarter.
Ignore those trolls on metacritic.
Undercooked? UNDERCOOKED? THE FUCKING THING IS SO RAW IT STILL HAS A PULSE.
AND YOU.. AT LEAST HE SERVED HIS ON A PLATE. YOU'VE SERVED THE DISH ON A FUCKING COFFEE FILTER AND ALL OF THE AI IS RUNNING OUT OF IT!
GET OUT BOTH OF YOU
Look at me. I know you can do better. You're one of the strongest cooks here. You have the makings of a great dish but it needs refinement. Add some more spices and increase it's flavor. Make it a dish we can Steam.
ok I know we've been using this MMO every single time... but heres the MMO you asked for
Chef, I've been working on a new recipe for an Open World dish. Do you think this will do?
COMING UP TO THE PASS CHEF, I PUT MY SPECIAL TWIST ON AN OLD CLASSIC I THINK IT WILL BE A HIT WITH THE GUESTS
Here you go chef, one story driven action game with a hint of Metroid!
>tfw actual friends died during the course of the game
ONE STRATEGY GAME COMING UP
YOU DESIGNED THE GOD DAMN RECIPE DURING PREP, HOW DO YOU DEVIATE SO FAR FROM IT WITH THIS SHIT?! YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING AND STILL SOMEHOW COCKED IT UP.
IT'S STALE. IT'S NOT A BLOODY WINE THAT GETS BETTER WITH AGE, IT'S MEAT THAT'S GONE FROM PRISTINE TO RAW AND NOW IT'S COVERED IN FUCKING MAGGOTS AND YOU WANT IT SERVED?!
>read this in Ramsey's voice
>lost the game
I-I CAN FIX THIS I PROMISE PLEASE DON'T KICK ME OUT CHEF
THIS ONE WILL DO IT, IT HAS ZOMBIES IN IT
A HIT WITH THE GUESTS? HOW DAMNED STUPID DO YOU THINK THE GUESTS ARE?
YOU'VE TAKEN THE CLASSIC AND WIPED YOUR ASS WITH IT. START OVER
SOMEHOW YOU'VE MADE THE OTHER ARSE LOOK GOD DAMN BRILLIANT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T BUTCHER THE ENTIRE DISH. YOU'VE TAKEN THE STRONG CORE FLAVOR AND WATERED IT DOWN INTO DRIBBLE DEPENDING UPON OTHER STRONGER FLAVORS. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE HERO OF THE DISH AND YOU'VE MADE A GOD DAMN MOCKERY OF IT. FUCK OFF
Well done mate. SERVICE
what do you think of my dish chef?
would you prefer a fresh and hip new recipe?
Well this looks promising but unfinished. It needs more work and... are you listening to me?
Where the hell did he go?
I'm fucking done. I'm sorry Chef but this customer is leaving before he dies.
Sorry I'm the only one playing Ramsay so far so and I've missed a few posts. Trying to catch up. Others feel free to act as Gordon too.
Let's fix that..
I have no idea what in the hell this dish is. Is it an entree? An appetizer? All I know is.. IT'S FUCKING RAW. We're not serving tar tare here, we don't want to poison people. Come back when you know what the hell you're making!
YOU. Listen to me. You've taken a flavor everyone took for granted and drowned the dish in it. You've ruined a good set of core ingredients by bringing in shitty fast food quality ponces who have no love for food. If you present something like this again it will be your last time. Now fuck off
I liked 6 the most because the chefs there atleast kinda knew how to cook and it wasn't embarrassing to watch. The chefs in the recent seasons have become amazingly bad like how did they even get on the show levels and it always seems to be the men who lose everything. I know watching it is a guilty pleasure since it's garbage tv but lately it's been REALLY guilty.
Hey Chef, should I serve this as an open world or an FPS?
HEY CHEF WHERE'S MY ORDER I'M ALMOST TEMPTED TO GO TO THE BAY AND EAT THERE
If this does well I have 4 other dishes I wanna try!
YOU'VE TAKEN A BEAUTIFUL SLICE OF MEAT AND HACKED AWAY AT IT LIKE SOME BLITHERING MORON WITH NO CARE AND WANT TO CHARGE PEOPLE FOR THIS?
THERE'S NOTHING FRESH OR HIP ABOUT THIS. THIS IS THE SAME OLD SHIT SERVED LAST TIME WITH A NEW LAYER OF SAUCE TO MASK IT! ARE YOU EVEN TRYING ANYMORE? DO YOU WANT TO REMAIN IN THIS COMPETITION?
I disagree, and this is coming from a fan of both. It's more realistic obviously, you can tell Ramsay is more natural in it, but the American version, as garbage as it is, is just more entertaining at the end of the day.
here chef strategy game. how is it? tastey
Eh, to be fair, almost every single chef in season 1 failed the first challenge. In the new seasons at least half of them impress chef in the beginning with their sig. dishes.
Nothing will ever be as funny as that executive chef serving ramsay overcooked shrimp pasta for his signature dish.
HERES THE MMO CHEF. ITS A CLASSIC DISH.
I liked the season where that teacher was in it and ramsay just shit on her and called her a failure the entire time that was pretty funny.
Im not sure which signature dish I liked the most though I don't really remember any ones of notiableness
THEY ARE DRIVING ME OUT OF MY GOD DAMN MIND! MAYBE SOMEONE WILL OFFER SOMETHING QUALITY..
THANK YOU. SERVICE
AND THERE GOES THAT FUCKING MOOD. HOW COULD YOU FUCK UP SOMETHING WITH THIS VARIETY OF SPICES AND TEXTURES? DO YOU KNOW NOTHING OF FLAVOR COMBINATIONS?!
>Last season's winner tested positive for cocaine
Bloody delicious! SERVICE
SERVE IT AS DOG FOOD. WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU DEVIATE FROM THE ORIGINAL RECIPE LIKE THAT?! ARE YOU MAD?
It looks good enough to send but I warn you. This is a bloody resturaunt not a fast food place. Take Your time preparing these dishes.
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BLOODY VN'S ? START OVER
He's operating a high class restaurant with high expectations.
Most of the people who work for him don't understand this and have been babied all their lives and by the US educational system.
Most head chefs actually do act like ramsay to an extent
But chef, postal 2 was fun as fuck. It's like frog legs that you can play with (salt on them) before you eat them.
ONE FPS WITH PLENTY OF COLOR COMING UP
Chef I found the plate of my fellow anon way to outdated.
This is my signature dish chef, a take of the old classic with modern techniques chef!
You're right. Somehow I confused it with Postal 3 in my rush
WE'RE A BLOODY RESTURAUNT NOT AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET YOU NEED YOUR FRIENDS ALONG TO FULLY ENJOY. START OVER
HE MADE A BEAUTIFUL DISH AND YOU DIPPED YOUR COCK INTO IT FOR SOME INSANE REASON. ARE YOU TRYING TO POISON US ALL YOU FUCKING DONKEY
Don't listen to this idiot. Look what I've made, Chef! A tasteful Czech dish.
WHY DID YOU REMOVE HALF THE FLAVORS OF PREVIOUS VERSIONS?!
TAKE IT BACK
One WRPG coming up, chef. It's meant as a combo but you can practically do anything with it.
Forget all of that chef, I made something better...
A CONSOLE FULLY COOKED AND READY TO SERVE, HOW IS IT?
Hey chef, this dish has your name all over it.
YOU'VE MADE A DISH THAT LOOKS GOOD BUT YOU'VE LEFT OUT SO MANY INGREDIENTS THAT OTHERS WILL HAVE TO MAKE SOMETHING SENSIBLE OUT OF THIS MESS
It's delicious but I feel like you wanted more from this. Was it truly the best dish you could have made?
It's on youtube, watch Amy's Baking Company. Even if you don't watch anything else, watch that. It's..memorable.
Depends. If you want food and cooking, UK>US, if you want entertainment US>UK.
Chef I may have gone a bit over the kitchen budget, but I hope you will like it.
Apologies, chef. I did not have time to finish the entire dish at first. I have ensured that it is complete now!
Watch the UK version. The US edits out 90% of him and just shoves in the parts where he freaks out. The vast majority of the time hes actually helpful and nice, he only flips shit when people fuck around.
Well I decided to go lite so here's something different.
I do have something else but it has a lot of kinks to work out. ALOT
B-but chef! Everybody rate my DK dessert with frog hearts 5 out of 5!
Here chef, my best dish chef! Is modern, tasty, it takes great respect from his original recipe and it sell like hot cakes!
>that one UK episode where he eats all three dishes and compliments the chef
It's bloody good, that's what counts! SERVICE!
You're absolutely sure this is the most you could do with this dish this time?
IT SHITS ON THE ORIGINAL RECIPE. YOU'VE TWISTED THE SUBTLE FLAVORS FROM THE PREVIOUS INTO SOME ABSURDLY SPICED VERSION THAT MAKES NO DAMN SENSE MAN! WHY MUST THAT METALLIC FLAVOR BE SO AGGRESSIVE?
My apologies I've been swamped with idiocy. SERVICE!
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THAT
IT WAS PERFECTLY GOOD AND YOU RUINED IT
STOP TRYING TO BE SO DAMN INNOVATIVE
STICK TO WHAT WORKS.
Cheft, i went through several iterations and i can safely say that this is by far the best looking dish! Guests will feel like royalty when this is served.
>Amy's Baking Company
>my face 7 minutes in
oh christ I'm not ready for this shit
the train isn't even on the tracks it's airborn
Kissing arse won't do you any good. Piss off you donkey and make something presentable!
It looks a little old by modern standards but my god is it lovely. I just can't get enough. SERVICE!
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR. YOU'VE COCKED IT ALL UP!
It just gets better and better. The best part is the crazy didn't even end with the episode. There's a whole story that unfolds on the internet after
Sorry chef, it wont happen again. I will serve now the best of the best right now chef.
I serve this course in my restaurant all the nights, I know a good chef like you chef will see how great it is
Just finished my dish one jrpg ready to serve
chef i took his order and made it better, i was rushed though so im honestly not really happy with the presentation
La galeria 32 is pretty good also the burger kitchen.
Look for the facebook page, in short people troll them until they close anything.
Sorry I couldn't find it for you online
One open world game coming up, however it's not for every customer
Funny you should ask. The first episode of the newest season of Kitchen Nightmares was "Return to Amy's Baking Company". It sums up their summer of crazy rather well
http://www.fox.com/watch/29299267648 for the original episode
http://www.fox.com/watch/220999747523 for the return
FUCK YOU, I'M NOT NO CRYSIS BITCH.
I'M SERVING COD GHOSTS.
i'm sorry chef Ramsay... this is all I could offer on time...
WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS? IT MAKES NO SENSE WITH THE DAMNED DISH. YOU THREW IN FLAVORS THAT HAD NO PLACE ON THERE!
This... All of you come up here and taste this. This is what you should learn from and try to make.
This is an excellent interpretation on the dish. You've gone back to the fundamentals of the original recipe and worked them to your advantage. SERVICE!
a US proxy should do it, otherwise it's available on a lot of streaming sites.
http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/kitchen_nightmares/ season 6 episode 15 and then season 7 episode 1
In one dish you have reignited my love for cooking.
In one dish you have killed my love for cooking.
How is this for a simulator, Chef? It's about logistics!
PLATFORMER FRESH OUT THE OVEN COMING YOUR WAY CHEF
Also, you should do that thing where someone puts the food up front, chef checks it, and he's like "bloody hell, it's fucking raw. Everybody stop. EVERYBODY FUCKING STOP! FEEL THAT! PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS ON IT! IT'S RAW! FUCKING RAW! You know how it goes
a bit of an old school recipe but certainly still works great
CHEF, A RUSSIAN MAN FORCED THIS INTO MY HANDS AND THEN DISAPPEARED
>Hell's kitchen team based video game
>7 vs 7
>One person on each team is a leader of their brigade and the rest either choose or chosen to a station
>The ultimate team challenge
>Teammates must talk to each other constantly
>Microphones are absolutely mandatory
Playing this with /v/ and the team leader tries to put on his best Gordon Ramsay impression
This is forgettable. It's a damned shame because you had all the right ingredients here but you just couldn't pull them together.
Perhaps cooking isn't what you're meant to do. Don't try to do this again, you'll only cause a headache to yourself and others.
It's tasty but I would question the plate you've used here.
WHY WOULD YOU SERVE UP THIS TRIPE FROM A STRANGER? IT'S A GOD DAMN MOCKERY OF >>250103841 'S WONDERFUL DISH!
Playing it safe won't win you this competition. You can't always just show the same dish over and over expecting great results. Put some more time into creativity and start over.
If others want to play Ramsay they can, it'd be fun and helpful since I don't know every single game that's posted
HOW ABOUT NOW YOU BLIND DONKEY
IT'S TOO SHARP, I CUT MY MOUTH TO SHREDS WITH THE EDGES. IT'S TOO SALTY AND NEEDS A REDUCTION!
ALL OF YOU STOP
Taste this. DONT LOOK AT ME YOU HORSES ARSE, FUCKING TASTE IT
DO WE SERVE AVERAGE FOOD IN HELL'S KITCHEN, OR DO WE SERVE GOOD FOOD?
GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN THE GAME LADS! CAN YOU COOK OR NOT?
I got an FPS with heavy strategy seasoning. Is this too exotic?
WHY ARE YOU SERVING ME MOLDY FOOD? DID YOUR FATHER THROW YOU AT A FUCKING WALL AS A BABY? I NEED FRESH INGREDIENTS, NOT SHIT!
IF YOU CANT COOK THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN
Fantastic dish. Not perfect, but still very fantastic. SERVICE
FINE CHEF. HERE'S A SLIGHTLY MORE REFINED TAKE ON THE DISH
You, come with me. In here.
Look, i dont know what's going on, but you have GOT to pull it together. You're serving me half assed, okay-ish dishes, and it's just not your best, and you know that! Can you cook? Don't you love cooking?
Then get out there and she me some fucking passion of god's sakes!
>brother tells me I should watch this episode of kitchen nightmares
oh come on those cooking shows are stupid
>just do it
>50 minutes later walk back to him with a look on my face combining bewilderment, laughter, pity and amazement
>we exchange no words, just a nod of understanding
It's just something you have to see to believe and then you have a duty to show others.
Speaking of WRPGS I finally picked up system shock 2 and I'm thinking about recording my blind playthrough of it. Not going to talk over shit in game but I'm thinking it'll be better to provide some commentary as I'm going through the game.
Does this sound like a good idea that might be enjoyable to some?
Also what class should I pick for my first play? Already been through the beginner/advanced tutorials and the marine/tech/psi tutorials and i'm at the point where you pick your class.
Haven't touched this recipe in awhile chef, but I think it's a good one.
Man, Im in the half of the return and shit is the tits.
Im glad I always give in person the tip to the waitress. From where I come from you have to be a good guy and give a tip because the poor girl is breaking her back moving hot plates all over the place.
Heck, if the chef does real fucking good I send him a note
Chef, this dish here is going to be absolute gold.
OP here, I need to get going. Another anon has been playing Ramsay but feel free to do so as well and have fun with it. Didn't expect the thread to work as well as it did.
To those watching Amy's Baking Company, enjoy
A good dish, could use a little more seasoning, but good nonetheless, great job, absolutely great. SERVICE
STOP, ALL OF YOU STOP
CAN SOMEBODY, FUCKING ANYBODY TELL ME WHAT ON GOD'S EARTH THIS IS?!?! RAW ON ONE SIDE, CHARRED ON THE OTHER?!?!?! IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE TO YOU? DO YOU THINK I'M JUST GOING TO LET YOU JERK OFF IN MY FUCKING KITCHEN?!?!
DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE YOU SAN SMEAR SHIT ON A PLATE, PUT A PRETTY FLOWER ON IT AND CALL IT A MEAL!?!?!? YOU STUPID FUCKING GITS, YOU'RE FUCKING WORTHLESS! OUT! OUT OF MY KITCHEN! GET THE FUCK OUT! PISS OFF!
Well cooked, nicely seasoned. Looks good, great job. SERVICE!
Yeah, gold in the fucking stone age you cunt faced tit. If You cannot be creative than stick a fork in your arse and fuck off
see ya OP, I'll handle it from here
Chef I know the last dish was a disappointment but I'm sure you'll love this.
Chef I know I took a long time to cook this but Im trying my best to stick to the original recipe.
Solid dish, great work! Hey! Look at me! That's what happens when you use your head! perhaps you can try it more often yeah?
A tad dated, but still good nonetheless. Next time, be more creative, give me a fresh and daring dish. Dont rehash known favorites, you will never be a great chef that way
Good god, what the fuck is this? I mean really. Throw it away you stupid git! MAKE ME YOUR BEST DISH OR PISS OFF!
HEY! LOOK AT ME! DO YOU WANT TO STAY HERE? THEN USE YOUR FUCKING HEAD YOU HORSES ARSE!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?! YOU BROUGHT A LIVE ANIMAL INTO THE FUCKING KITCHEN?!?!? WHAT IN THE NAME OF HEAVENLY FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A LIVE FUCKING COW?!?!
HE'S GOT FLIES ALL OVER HIS EYES FOR FUCKS SAKE. I'M SURPRISED YOU CAN WIPE YOUR OWN ARSE, LET ALONE MANAGE TO BRING A FUCKING COW IN MY KITCHEN! GET OUT! PISS OFF YOU FUCKING WANKER!
Mmmm! Tastes good! Great work on that seasoning, but be sure to cook it a little more thoroughly yeah?
This may be a little too hard for a lot of our customers to chew. Are you sure you want to serve that?
This trash might have been a damn privilege back during the blitz but we're not being bombarded by the damned germans now are we, for christsakes show me one of a hundred dishes that improved on that recipe
Hey chef, you like fighting games, sir. I got some really nice for you here.
Give it a try
Well chef, this was the best I could do. Opinions?
But The First Templar was good.
Sorry chef, let's try this again. WRPG coming through.
IT'S REALLY FUCKING HARD TO SERVE CUSTOMERS WATER VAPOR, ISNT IT YOU STUPID SHIT! GET YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR ARSE AND MAKE ME SOMETHING CUSTOMERS CAN ACTUALLY PUT INTO THEIR MOUTHS
What a shame. What a damn shame. Hey, everyone! LOOK AT ME! STOP! STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP! A great dish, fucking raw. CMONG GUYS! THIS IS SUCH A GREAT DISH BUT YOU JUST HAD TO SERVE IT RAW? WOULD YOU FEED THAT TO YOUR FAMILY? WOULD YOU?!?! Start it again! I want to see this cooked properly and Steamed
HEY CHEF, I HAVE THIS INGREDIENT THAT I REALLY LIKE FOR THIS JRPG, HOW YOU DO LIKE IT
I know it's still raw but if it isn't the best thing I have ever tasted I'll leave the kitchen right now.
Fuck me this meal takes me back, haven't had something like this since I was a lad. You keep cooking like this right, I see a bright future for you if you keep improving on classics like this
WHAT DID YOU DO, COOK IT THREE TIMES? THE FIRST TIME WAS DECENT, BUT THEN YOU KEPT ON PILING MORE CRAP ON TOP OF IT WITH EACH NEW TRY.
GET IT OUT OF MY SIGHT, AND BRING ME SOMETHING THAT'S NOT A REHASH.
THE PORTION IS TOO SMALL TAKE IT BACK AND TRY MAKING SOMETHING THAT WILL SATISFY THE CUSTOMER
OKAY CHEF, AND NOW, HOW IS IT
For Godsakes man taste this, what is the first thing that comes to your mind? That's right, no bloody flavor, I shouldn't have to eat half of the fucking meal to get a taste of something interesting. But I know these words are just going to go through your ears because you've already got it in mind to serve a three course meal of this codswallop, piss off and don't come back until you serve something in line with the dishes you showed me so many damn weeks ago
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I JUST WATCHED YOU PUT SOME NEW GARNISHES ON THAT, AND PRETEND THAT YOU BROUGHT ME A FRESH DISH.
IF YOU PULL THAT STUNT AGAIN, I WILL TOSS YOU FROM THIS KITCHEN.
mfw looking at the legs on the chick on the left closely
OK CHEF, YOU WILL LOVE THIS ONE, DEFINITELY. I PUT A LOT MORE OF MY SUPER SECRET INGREDIENT, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT IT IS
YOU PROBABLY THINK PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY IS FINE DINING TOO DON'T YOU, YOU SHELTERED PIG FUCK. HOW ABOUT YOU STOP WEARING YOUR ARSE ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD AND MAKE ME SOMETHING CUSTOMERS WON'T MIND EATING AGAIN AND AGAIN
Excellent dish! Beautifully cooked! Good Job on that dish!
YOU WANT MY FUCKING OPINION? I THINK YOU'RE A FUCKING JOKE! YOUR COOKING IS A JOKE AND YOU ARE A JOKE! I DONT REMEMBER THE AUDIENCE ORDERING A FULL PLATE OF BUBBLE WRAP, DO YOU? MAKE IT AGAIN! Look at me! If you fuck this up, you're definitely not staying here another night!
It's just terribly bland. I mean, it's okay but it's just so bland. Can't we do better? I know you can. Use this as your starting point and build upon it a little better please, thank you
Fantastic and unique dish. This is what happens when you put 100 percent into a dish yeah? SERVICE!
It's a good dish, but I think people are tired of eating it yeah? I'll serve it but I want you to make up something better than this. Raise the bar!
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SERVING FOOD TO THE CUSTOMER AND THEN YANKING THEIR BALLS FOR EATING IT! MAKE SOMETHING THAT DOESNT SLAP OUR CUSTOMER'S ARSE
YOU LITERALLY TOOK THE EXACT SAME PLATE AS BEFORE, PUT SOME DRESSING ON IT AND SAID IT'S NEW
I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THE ARROGANCE, AND THE STUPIDITY YOU MANAGE TO RADIATE IN MY FUCKING KITCHEN. YOU PROBABLY THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SNEAKY, HOW ABOUT YOU USE THAT SKILL TO GO STEAL A COOKBOOK YOU STUPID CUNT FACED TWAT
A lovely bit of Amuse-bouche yeah?
Just a bite but gives me some interesting flavors, I would be proud to serve this now get back in the kitchen in bring me something I can serve as an entree, yes?
H-here chef. Completely redesigned, hopefully it isn't as shitty as my previous game.
I've been testing with a new dish chef. The first bite isn't that good but it gets better every time you taste more.
GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN! YOU CANNOT USE THE SAME SHODDY CORE AND THINK YOU CAN MAKE GOOD FOOD FROM IT. OUT!
This tastes more like a party game than a fighter, but it will cover a wide range of tastes. SERVICE!
One racing game hot off the grill, chef.
A slightly charred take on this man's dish. What are your thoughts, chef?
All tables have been served!
Wow. what a night. Today, I was both please, and disappointed with your performance. Some of the dishes were wonderful!
Most of them, were complete dog fuckery.
The winner of tonight's service is...........None of you.
I want you all to go upstairs, and think about which member of your team would benefit you all
Meet me down here when you're ready. Get out of here!
Have you all decided? I hope you all thought long and hard about who needs to be off of your teams
Now, FPS team, which member did you vote to drop?
I vote for Kotick
He is making the same dish over and over again and it's getting stale
Very well then, EA, please step forward
This isn't even fucking done yet, IT'S RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW. YOU FUCKING DONKEY.
>tfw second monitor
>tfw watching a cooking show because of /v/
>tfw having fun
I normally hate cooking shows. Shows in general, really. Thank you.
CHEF, IF I MAY JUST DEFEND MYSELF, ALL THESE BITCHES TALKING SHIT
THEY JUST TRYNA SABOTAGE ME
THEY TOLD ME THAT PREMIUM AND BAD DLC WOULD BE A GOOD ADDITION TO MY DISHES, AND I LOVE MY TEAM, SO I FOLLOWED THEIR ORDERS
NEXT WEEK ON BAR RESCUE:
I HEAD OUT OF THE COUNTRY TO THE BAY, A PIRATE THEMED BAR SOMEWHERE IN SWEDEN ON THE VERGE OF CLOSING DOWN. I'VE HEARD HORROR STORIES OF THIS PLACE, BUT I'M ALWAYS READY FOR A CHALLENGE.
EA, you served the WORST DISHES tonight
The Military FPS was fucking raw! The MMO was a complete disaster! What are you going to do to change?
CHEFS, WHAT SHOULD EA DO TO CHANGE, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME
TELL EA HOW TO STOP SERVING GARBAGE MEALS IN MY KITCHEN
thanks asshole ill be downloading and watching kitchen nightmares all day instead of playing vidya
>Suddenly a 10/10 thread on /v/.
>Fucking OC gold.
>4:00 am, I can't sleep.
Platformer team, who are you electing to send home tonight?
Yo chef, I know I told you I'd give this dish to you a week ago; but here it is! I hope it was worth the weight.
He's had several times where he basically leaves and comes back. There's also been a few cases where bar owners have committed suicide afterwards because they go bankrupt or change the bar back to the original way AND THEN go bankrupt.
Chef, I believe there is no hope for EA. People will eventually get tired of their poorly prepared FPS and sports rehashes. If we give it some time, chef, perhaps we can salvage the franchises the company ruined in good time and restore them to their former glory.
Naughty Dog, please step forward!
Don't think so, but in the same article they said the city was so ashamed of what it did to their rep that they revoked their liqour liscense
oh found the episode
Naughty Dog, why should you stay in Hell's Kitchen?
Because I bring out only the best of the best chef! I slip up sometimes but I learn from my mistakes, and that's why I'm still here chef! I realize I should've made my games more cinematic, and I'll fix that issue next time around chef!
Whoa whoa. Stop, Just Stop
What did you just say? MORE cinematic? You want your already bland and boring dishes to be MORE Cinematic?
Oh my god!
HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING THEN? YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO COME UP HERE AND WANK ME OFF TO TRY TO SAVE YOUR OWN ARSE BUT YOU STILL HAVEN'T LEARNED ANYTHING
Ay yi yi
Alright. The one to go home is........
post your anticipation/worry faces.
I'm not even worried right now. I'm secured.
keep posting those faces