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To our shareholders
June 24, 2014
Satoru Iwata
President, Nintendo Co., Ltd.
Thank you very much for your continued extraordinary support of us. I am Satoru Iwata, President of the company.
Today, there is one thing that I would like to share with you.
Recently, as the result of one of my routine physical examinations, an issue was detected. Following a more detailed examination, a growth was found in my bile duct.
In general, it is said that a bile duct growth can be difficult-to-treat, partly because of the difficulty of detecting it early. In my case, luckily, it was detected very early and I had no symptoms.
I was counseled that removal at an early stage would be the desirable medical option. Therefore I had surgery last week, and I came through it well, as predicted.
I have already resumed my business by email and by other means, but it is anticipated that a little more time is needed for me to return to my regular work schedule.
As a result, I have no choice but to miss the company’s very important activity, the Annual General Meeting of Shareholders, to be held this month. As the president of the company, I regret that I cannot attend the meeting. However, I understand that I have to prioritize my medical treatment and to recover as soon as possible so that I will again be able to do my best to help the company to grow. I hope that you understand.
Best Regards,
Satoru Iwata

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This doesn't mean the growth was cancerous, but it certainly could have turned cancerous if left unchecked.
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Lucky break. Good to actually hear it from his mouth, rather than it become a mystery and everyone cries out that he's going to die.
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Nintendo confirmed for cancer
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>>249974140
Incorrect, Nintendo confirmed for removing cancer.
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>"Therefore I had surgery last week, and I came through it well, as predicted."
>"I have already resumed my business by email and by other means"
>"I regret that I cannot attend the meeting"
>already wants to go back to work
What are you? A robot?
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>>249975203
It's business talk. Are you telling me you don't make yourself sound regretful when you call in sick?
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>>249974967
sony fags,xbone, pc fags blown out
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>>249975203
When you're a high-ranking corporate executive, chances are you're a workaholic.
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>>249974140
>>249974967
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>>249973952
>Good to actually hear it from his mouth
are you retarded m8?
he didn't write that
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Well, I'm glad we sent him that card now
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>>249975203
He's the president of a large international company. He can't exactly take an extended break from work.
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>>249975203
welcome to japanese work ethic
shit is crazy, i met a japanese salaryman playing street fighter online, he was using google translate to send me messages. I asked him when he'd be on for some more matches some other day and he said something along the lines of "work before play, I'll be on next national holiday" Like christ not even a fucking weekend or something
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>we send him a get well soon card
>he comes out and says he's getting better

Maybe we should send a 'make good games' card to EA
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>iwata faking sick so he doesn't have to answer to shareholders

PLEASE UNDERSTAND
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>>249975816
When was the next holiday?
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>>249973731
Holy shit, it's a good thing that they found it.

Most forms of pancreatic cancer are especially nasty.
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>>249975960
Nah EA deserves to die.
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>>249975203
He's a Japanese so everything beyond his control is still his fault and he should be shamed for it
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>>249975960
They'll just sell it back to us as DLC for their games..
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Well shit i want to lay out of work now too
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We should send him a get well card instead of fucking treehouse getting a card just for doing their job.
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>>249976004
Festival week in the beginning of August.
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>>249976363
?? >>249975960
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>>249975816
While it's true the Japanese spend a lot of time at work, their productivity isn't any higher than somebody working 40 hours a week. A good chunk of their office time is spent waiting to be the last one to leave so they look dedicated. Its all image rather than content.

Source: Did a short internship in Japan.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=843356
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>>249976631
>b-but gooks are perfect and awesome i think i'm actually Japanese I just look white
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>>249975559
>are you retarded m8?
Ask yourself.
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>>249976635
This is a new low.
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>>249973731
Got any sauce with that?
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>>249976635
Talk about jealous
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Don't let up n the Sony threads. Let them know to never post here again.
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>>249973731
I guess nintendo were really talking out of their arse.
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>>249976363
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>>249977050
Fuck off
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>>249977123
But it's his stomach.
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>>249973731
I guess that's the only thing Iwata is growing at Nintendo.
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>>249976635
>/v/ always says neogaf is sonyland
>they're now sucking nintendo cock
Explain yourselves.
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>>249976635
>Neogappinganus doesn't know that /v/ made a get well soon card
>Its RIGHT FUCKING THERE in the OP post
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>>249977448
attentionwhores.
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>>249977448
>http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=843356
Cause they are jealous as fuck
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>>249977448
they're only doing this to seem nice, they don't actually care about iwata
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>>249976635
NeoGAF is more cancerous than any growth.
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>>249977546
>>249977496
>>249977536
Not only that, but almost none of them have OC.

It's just simple photo edits
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>>249976631
I feel like this is the case too. It's like how they break their backs in exams for... average results. But they're obsessive about it.
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>>249977123
>Doesn't know where the bile duct is

Ya blew it.
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>>249976635
wow, what a bunch of cocksuckers.
literally cancer.
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>>249977594
>neogaf sends him a card
>all of a sudden, another growth is detected
>/v/ decides to send another card
>growth removed

>v confirmed for curing cancer
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Japanese people are fucking immortal
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>>249975405

Xbox does not exist and PC does not care about nintendo since nintendo does not have multiplats and that means they don't hold down pc gaming
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>>249977670
Yeah, fucking idiot. Does he not realise he'd be talking out his nose?
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Did the card we sent ever reached Iwata?
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>>249976631
That's truly pathetic.
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>>249977947
Bill Trinen said it did
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>>249977448
neogaf has fans of
every platform.
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>>249976635
>they can't come up with anything original so they copy /v/'s idea
>they can't come up with anything original so they make a card full of their dumb mii faces
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>>249977423
Good effort.
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>>249977536
Do they really have no shame? I mean it's obvious as fuck that they're jealous and want attention, why do they even bother?
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>>249977857
You are not fooling anyone xbonenintendo fag and some pcusers got a wiiu too,you guys are so much cancer in the end just like iwata
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>>249978480
>neogaf
>shame
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>>249978480
Read the NeoGAF description on their front page. It hasn't been true for years which explains everything.
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>>249974140
>>249974967

I sonybro, but goddam man, a tip of my hat to yeh.
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>>249978004
>implying
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>>249978000
trips confirm it
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>>249974140
>>249974967
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>>249978740
That's why I said that he said it did.
I'm not saying I necessarily believe him
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>>249976635
>Ideally we want this to be done in collaboration with 4chan. This is about gamers coming together in unity, not trying to one up each other over a man's health. If the great houses of NeoGAF and 4chan can be united on this, that will send the ultimate message about gamers being united for their love of gaming, rather than being divided by petty tribalism.
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>>249975203
Japan's work ethic is just astonishing.
My old japanese professor used to teach english in japan and he told me about a 60 year old woman math teacher that still came to teach the first few classes after breaking her arm. Just so she could clock in for half the day.
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LOL

XBOX WINS
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>>249975203
>as predicted

You ever been so Alpha not even tricky surgery seems to bother you?
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>>249979317
She broke it on the way to work.
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>>249979295
I almost cringed, but then I laughed
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>>249979317
She only worked for half a day? What a lazy cunt. All she did was break an arm, and all she had to do was talk.
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>>249976635
>/v
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>>249979546
I bet you felt good for making that joke. Did you make it yourself?
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>>249979546

LMAO BRO ROFL

>>249979625

GET REKT
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>>249979295
Why do people feel the need to try and make something into something that it's not? /v/ is an image board not a fucking Royal House that's not how the internet works you just look like a retard
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>>249976635
>NeoFags in charge of originality
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>>249979546
ayy lmao
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>>249979295
>If the great houses of NeoGAF and 4chan can be united on this, that will send the ultimate message about gamers being united for their love of gaming
>Gamers
>Gaming
>great houses of NeoGAF and 4chan
I have never cringed this fucking hard. Goddamn, NeoFags are the worst. Can't they just come up with their own shit and not act like retards?
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>>249979546
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>>249976095

Bile duct and pancreas are not the same. Bile duct cancer is way more aggressive.
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The board of shareholders are clearly trying to kill iwata so nintendo can make smartphone and pay to win games.
>tfw it's all over
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>>249979625
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>>249979546
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>>249976635
I love how NeoGaf was so jealous that now they feel like they have to make a card too to one up /v/ like this is some kind of war. And then they have to put their usernames next to it so the world can see what good people they are when it gets posted to Twitter. Kudos to those who legitimately want to do something nice for Iwata though.
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>>249973731

my grandmother died of a gallbladder cancer, I'm glad he caught it early.... my grandmother.. not so early, it'd already spread to her liver by the time they caught it and she had ignored the pain until it was too much to function. It was horrible to watch the suffering...

Really glad he's on top of his health.
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>>249979546
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>>249980538
lol what were her last words? "h-help m-m-me" then a flatline? haha
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>>249980538
I hope it's genetic and you get the same so we won't have to deal with those stupid ellipses in your fucking post ever again
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>>249979546
Mods confirmed for removing cancer
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>>249980538
Are you my sister?
I didn't even know cancer could happen to stuff life gallbladders until my grandmother died from it

Now I'm scared of getting it too, shit looked real painful
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>>249979546
>>249974140
>>249974967
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>>249973731
His liver must be breaking down. Not surprising when it's working 24/7 to detoxify the stench of Nintendo and failure.
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>>249980630
look at this edgy faggot
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>>249979546
Mods = Gods
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>>249980630
>lol
>haha

I'm dying
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>>249979295
>great houses of NeoGAF and 4chan
>gamers being united for their love of gaming
>divided by petty tribalism
Jesus fucking christ.

Even if we were some fucking halves of a divided tribe, this wouldn't work. NeoGAF is unlikely to ditch their names and avatars for a project like this, since to them it's more about one-upping another community than the actual well-being of the recipient.

Anonymity allows for a person to communicate his sincere intent, since only the content of the message matters and can be judged. Start slapping signatures all over your collage and it'll communicate one message: "pay attention to me, I only did this because the other guys beat us to something neat the first time around".
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I don't get why the mods delete that funny growth-post but let this >>249980630
faggot go
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>>249980820

no, but I would ask you the same thing cause I have a sister..

she was on 2 grams of morphine an hour on the last day, and still whimpering in pain while she was asleep.

That's a fatal dose of morphine btw, it's a mercy killing at that point and the doctors just deny that they knew it would eventually stop her breathing.
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'A grown was found in my vile cunt'

I will remember him for this phrase now.
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>>249981156
haha
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>>249981156
2edgy4me
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>>249981160
lol
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>>249980820
Cancer can technically occur anywhere in the body, largely because cancer is a disease occurring from over-replicating cells, and literally everything that makes up your body is made up of cells. Da more ya know.
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>>249981156
This. Hope Iwata dies the same way right after the failure of the wii u.
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>>249981156
lol are you going to screencap your messages and use them to attack /v/ on NeoGAF next haha
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>>249981435
>The Gaming Gentleman
Get the fuck out of here. Jesus Christ.
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>>249981156
You can't kill cancer posts with that ass cancer you have anon.
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>>249980630
you can't speak a flatline, retard
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>>249981447
i dont browse cancergaf, i just cant stand whiny fags

>>249981443
ps4 would have to die first
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>>249981435
>The Gaming Gentleman
>talking this retarded
Reddit please fuckoff
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>>249980820
You better watch out anon. This shit might be hereditary. You should get checked periodically after a certain age.
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>>249981903
Why are you responding to obvious bait?
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>>249974140
>>249974967
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>>249976635
Who and what is neogaf? why is it always being posted on /v/? just who is he?
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>>249981080
>being even more pretentious than the faggots on neogaf

Well done, retard.
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>I hope that you understand.

He did that on purpose, didn't he?
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Why is neogaf so pathetic ?
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>>249974140
>>249974967
Shots were fired.
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>>249982930
He's right though. NeoGaf is in it for the attention, /v/ did it for fun and because they care.
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>>249982930
Thanks, I enjoy being right.
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>>249975960
EA doesn't make games
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>>249983075

more referring to his philosophical pontifications on 4chan

>Anonymity allows for a person to communicate his sincere intent, since only the content of the message matters and can be judged.

that's some euphoric shit right there
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>>249983487
Did you have an actual point, though?
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My father was nearly killed by a tumor in the same area. Had a whippul that he barely survived. I feel for Iwata. Not an easy recovery at all.
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>>249983209
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>>249983735
>euphoria meme
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>>249983856
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>>249983487
How is that in any way euphoric? The concept he's speaking of has been in so many things over the ages, from 4chan itself to the Bible.
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Everyone already forgotten Pearl Harbor?
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So who's gonna replace Iwata in 6 months?
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>Over 100 posts
>No source whatsoever

Mods gonna mod
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>>249984015
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>>249983487
>literally words right out of moot's mouth
>this is euphoric
Believe it or not the purpose behind 4chan's anonymity isn't so you can shitpost freely, dumbfuck.
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>>249984015
I suppose it's the words I used that got him butthurt. English isn't my first or even second language, so I tend to get overly fancy when I shouldn't. I can imagine it sounds a bit euphoric to a native speaker.
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>>249984053
I never will.
A lot of good men died for their country that day.
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>>249984270
That's because they've seen the 100 other threads with 100 other sources so they know it's legitimate.
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>>249974967
REKT
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Sounds like Iwata has a little WiiU growing out his ass.
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>>249974967
I'm Barack Obama and I approve of this message.
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>>249984282
>still implying niggers tip
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>>249984681
You sure have an impressive collection of fedora images. I guess you need references to get your own look just right?
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>>249977123

it's in the stomach you goddamn spic
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>>249984357
>moot said it so it isn't some retarded neckbeard philosophy that's not founded in science or even practiced because there are fucking tripfags everywhere

my bad
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>>249983075
>When NeoGaf does it, it's for attention
>When we do it, it's for fun and because we care.
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>>249984831
That's a trilby, actually. So is >>249983735
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>>249984831
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>>249985001
>euphoric post of the decade

i guess that guy from Slovakia is off the hook
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>>249984921
Is there even a single tripfag post in this thread? No need to exaggerate like a moron because you're upset.
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>WiiU getting banned in the UK and EU by Phillips
>Iwata has cancer
>Miyamoto working on literal shovelware

WE DID IT BROS
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>>249974140
>>249974967
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>>249976635
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>>249985212

Sex genie pls
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>>249985131
But it's true.
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>>249984983
NeoGAF is full of dorks, /v/ is the mafia equivalent of video game culture. We like Nintendo because they value the family.
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>>249985284
aren't they supposed to get banned for that crap?
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>>249982841
he's a pretty cool guy and he doesn't afraid of anything
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>>249984831
Jesus fucking Christ...
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>>249974967
Console wars disgust me, but holy shit that was great. 5 fucking stars anon.
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>>249974140
>>249974967
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>>249973731
>I hope that you understand.
heh
>>249975203
Work standards are different in Japanese society.
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>>249985284
And yet he accepts fanart from a Splatoon drawthread on /v/.
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>>249985468
>/v/ is the mafia equivalent of video game culture
It's the special needs class of video game culture.
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>>249973731
Sorry, what is the difference between a growth and a tumor?
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So wait, Neofags are actually trying to one up /v/ in the image department by trying to look like inclusive saints? So it really is just a dick waving contest to them, holy shit.
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>>249985927
one is cancer and the other just abnormal tissue overgrowth
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>>249985912
That's what NeoGAF and reddit keep telling themselves so they can sleep at night.
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>>249973731
I hope he gets better. I also hope he gets fired. That man has no business running a company.
>but muh Wii
An anomaly. The exception that proves the rule.
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>>249976635
>All of them are just kirby or mii's
Oh fucking wow, nice job on being creative.
At least our card had diversity, this is just the same shit, only lazier.
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>>249985979
It's amusing, especially when Neogaf users were making fun of Iwata when it was first announced he was sick and couldn't attend E3. Queue two cards from /v/ and suddenly Neogaf wants to send a get well card "out of the goodness of their hearts".
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>>249986263
I don't understand your rivalry with those sites. All 3 of you are fucking retarded. Don't kid yourself into thinking one if better than the other. Think of it as 3 different fruits that are rotting
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>>249985860
I'd bet he has no idea where that picture came from.
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>>249985927
growth is just a benignal tumor, "tumor" is what they call cancer but people dont know the term, but anything that grows it's considered a tumor, probably nothing big happened but still, as any surgery, he needs some time to recover and do an adaptative diet

If he doesnt rest well it could become deadly, so he better drop the bat for a while
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>>249986445
>I don't understand your rivalry with those sites.

That's because there's nothing to understand, there are no rivalries. Rivalling someone requires being able to hold a candle to them.
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>>249986445
>Don't kid yourself into thinking one if better than the other.

4chan is better than NeoGAF and reddit.
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>>249983487

But it's true. It's the fucking POINT of anonymity. So that every single thing you post is because it's what you want to say, not to keep up some kind of personal image.
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>>249986140
No. Tumors can be benign and thus not cancerous. A growth is basically a tumor. That's what tumors are, an abnormal growth. Iwata decided to use "growth" instead of "tumor" to avoid any panic because when people hear "tumor" they think "OH NO CANCER. IWATA GONNA DIE!" and the it affects their stocks and shit.
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I wonder how many people Fukushima has killed so far
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>>249986631
>>249986838
It's like the yugi-oh kids vs the pokemon kids vs the MTG kids in school. Either way you're all losers
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>When questioned further about his decision to undergo surgery, Iwata responded "There are already many undesirable growths spewing bile on a daily basis in the video game press, therefore I did not see the need to have another"
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>>249987069
>Either way you're all losers

Not quite, 4chan is a champ. The other sites certainly are the losers, though. Sore ones at that.
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>>249987050
What does Fukushima have anything to do with this?
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Did Iwata actually get the card?
This wasnt for TreeHouse, it was for him.
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>>249974967
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>>249987683
Bill Trinnen supposedly handled delivery, so I think it's safe to assume that he got it.
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>>249986631
>>249986838
>>249987168
Where's your TF2 hat 4chan?
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>>249978000
It happens at investment banks to. I'm currently doing internship upon internship, and most of the analysts and corporate finance people spend their time procrastinating and wasting time and doing lots of busywork. If anyone dares finish their work and go home before everyone else does, they're branded as a freeloader, incapable of working hard, and a faggot.

Christ this work culture is awful.
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>>249981156
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>>249976635
hahaha oh man that's a new low for GAF
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>>249983487
>euphoric

Do you even fucking know what that word means?
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>>249987050
Due to what, exactly?
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>>249987109
Underrated post
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>>249983735
>>249983976
>>249984282
>>249984681
>>249985025
>posting images from the NeoGAF card
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>>249989496

Fuck off /sp/
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>>249989627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8hqmIwSwcQ
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>>249974140
>>249974967
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>>249976363
Slowbro pls leave
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>>249987858
HUEHUEHUEHUE
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>>249987168
>4chan
>a champ

It's not healthy to have some unfounded delusions, anon.
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>>249976635
>even less effort than the laziest tile on a 4chan card
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>>249993048
>Neogaf makes fun of Iwata when he's sick
>4chan sends a get well card
>"W-well lets send a card too!"
>"It's totally not to one up 4chan or stroke our egos!"
>"lets just post our miis and pictures of ourselves holding Nintendo games!"

I don't know who they're trying to fool. Can't wait to see their card full of miis and usernames.
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>>249974140
>>249974967
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>>249974140
>>249974967
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>>249974140
>>249974967
Rekt
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>>249976635
What the fuck am I reading?

They really are as faggy as /v/ says.
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>>249995178

>Some images dedicate a corner just to show their miis and names

Are they fucking serious? This is embarrassing to watch
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>>249973731
Reggie kicked Iwata's ass so bad, he actually had to get it checked by a doctor

in another light, this is pretty funny..
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>>249976635
They are sucking our cocks really, really hard.
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>>249976635
This reminds me why I never joined a forum.
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>>249974140
>>249974967

Holy shit.
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>>249973731
The guy beside him always look like a fucking bum
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>>249976635
What a bunch of cocksuckers faggots. It's fucking crazy why do people feel the need to copy 4chan every fucking time a board do something? Shit like this remind me that this shithole is way better than those cancerous places.
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>>249993542
Did you see the picture of the guy who just made a Photoshop of him holding his dog? And he even insisted on his picture physically being in the card.
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>>249995625

He's gotta train some more. Reggie combines martial arts with his robotic body while Shiggy is upgrading his Trinentron. I think he should focus on energy and charge attacks.
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http://www.gamerevolution.com/news/neogaf-sends-nintendo-ceo-iwata-a-get-well-soon-card-26563

Oh look they've already hit the news for this new, thoughtful, kind, and of course completely original initiative.
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>Neogaf faggots coming here to shitpost and defend their shitty forum
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Literally not vidya.
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>>249996819

>It's barely in the initial stages of planning.
>ALREADY NEWS ABOUT IT

What the hell is this? Seriously what the flying fuck? This is already startig to feel like Vaporware.

I haven't read all the posts of the thread, do they even have a moneyfag confirmed?
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>>249996819
>implying anyone would ever write good news about 4chan
Don't make me laugh
>that butthurt virgin in the comments
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>>249996819
Yup. Lets forget about Neogaf shitting on Iwata before they got a severe case of "me too!"
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>>249996076
He's met with a terrible fate, hasn't he?
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>>249998146
I know it's gaf, but were they even the same people involved?
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>>249997452
They have a billion miis and maybe 4 pictures, one of which is just a guy with his dog clearly vying for attention.
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pls go and stay go, maniac-kun.
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Their card is still in its planning stages. Maybe they can change it enough or scrap it entirely do their own thing instead. It's good that there are people there who want to send Iwata support, and I hope they can do so. I'm sure that there are legitimate well wishes there. That being said I'd be very surprised if every single one of them wasn't doing it to either ego stroke or "beat 4chan" even if they don't realize it themselves.
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>>249996819
>NeoGAF makes up one of gaming's largest and widest-reaching video game communities on the Internet
Wow, no wonder people think gamers are retarded.
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>>249999025
Oh look, it seems like they've already forgotten that /v/ sent a get well card.
Guess Neogaf is the only community in the world that cares about Iwata's health.
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Why exactly does it matter who had the idea first? They're at least putting in effort and care about Iwata. It shouldn't really matter, just be glad they're doing something.
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>>249999313
>that image
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>>249999609
NeoFAG detected.
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>>249999609
>>>/neogaf/
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>>249999701
Well anon why don't you do something meaningful and make a get well card for Iwata?
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Going by that thread they wanted to collaborate with us for 1 big card. A very noble and very optimistic idea, one that would work in a far better world. Unfortunately there is just too much bad blood.
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>>249999863
Obviously. Lets not pretend that Neogaf doesn't hate this place as much as /v/ hates them.
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>>249999851
>instead of doing anything meaningful
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>>249976635

Neogaf is truly the worst thing ever.

I have never posted until today, I always have lurked, and I just had to express this and get it out of my chest.

Nothing to do with console wars, they're just disgusting in essence. Fucking bunch of faggots.
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>>250000048

And you know, that /v/ did the card thing first.
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>NeoGaf makes a get well card
>Nearly the entire card is just crediting themselves with usernames and Miis
Jusus christ you assholes, do you have any idea why WE do our cards anonymously? It's not about you, it's about them.
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>>249999609
NeoGaf pls go
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>>250000000
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>>249999609
That's the problem, though; they really aren't. If they actually showed some display of effort, I imagine that this thread would be going in a pretty different direction.
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>>250001160
Mods=GODS
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>>249985284
I hope you're aware that's good for 4chan.
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>>250001273
I'm sure they're committed to the problem like they were with the Wii U. As far as Sony goes If Kaz got cancer they'd let him die in the street like they did with Vita.
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>>250001160
Then take your fucking Miis, names, and photographs off the card you thundercunts. A get well card is not about showing off who you are and that you're a great person, it's about well wishes.
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>>250001160
(Dead)
TitusGroan?
He makes a good point, but I don't know if the 'gaf community would want /v/.
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>>250001160
Then take your names off of the card.


The message should be the aspect that matters the most, not the person who sent it.


Look, I know you guys want to do something nice, but why didn't you do it when the issue was present instead of bickering about this being a chance for Iwata to resign?

And how are you going to send this?

Are you just going to post it to the twitter?
It's not going to get to Iwata that way, in a personal matter.
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>>250001623
>>250001418
>>250001413
>>250001374

Aww I missed it, dang it.
What was it?
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>>250001160
couple tips

1. Usernames, Miis, and pictures of yourself are practically self-fellating. Iwata doesn't know who Xx420BlazeItxX is and I doubt having it on the card will somehow make it more meaningful. It's about the recipient, not the sender.
2. You were probably better off doing something completely different, like a video or whatever you guys had originally planned. Claims of stealing the idea are obviously going to follow if you do almost the exact same thing.
3. Fuck off. "Tribalism" will always exist as long as there are enough users to keep the sweeping generalizations alive. Neogaf and /v/ already have their fair share of those types like Kinsei and anon#35093204.
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Can shitgaf get lower than this?
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>>250001887
There's an archive you know
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>>250001887
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>>250001887
Here. Excuse the not-computer.
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>>250001160
I understand that a lot of you guys want to do something good, and that's very good. The thing about /v/ and NG though is that there is just way too many preconceived notions about both sites by the users of both sites. There's just so much bad blood it would be extremely difficult to pull off. It's a sad truth but it is the truth, there are just too many people on both boards who would deny life saving surgery if the doctor was from the other board. Also the whole names thing, it's about the recipient not the sender.
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>>250002248
>gamers
>neogaf

Pick one.
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>Iwata says he's not well, /v/ has a massive get well card ready in hours, gets it to Bill Trinnen for delivery
>Meanwhile NeoGaf is laughing, saying that he's hiding because he has nothing to show for E3, and demanding that he resign immediately

>Two weeks later, they suddenly want to make their own card, but instead of actually writing anything on it, they just want their usernames and Miis on it to commemorate what excellent people they are for sending a get well card
Scum of the fucking earth holy shit
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>>249976635
GAF is such a fucking joke.
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>>249974140
>>249974967
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>>250002514
>You can go on NeoGaf and see the people who actually sent the card
Great job Gamerloid, you've outlined your actual objective for putting together a card
Fucking assholes
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>mfw the one who sends the neogaf card is from Australia
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>>250001160
This is really funny considering all of the shitting on /v/ that came from neogaf in that thread.
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>>250002676
Posts like this are why 4chan is sh*t
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>>250002415
>>250002514

Truly the salt of the earth.
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I have no problem with this IF, and only if, they take their fucking names off of it.
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>>250002514
"I want to do this to seem like a good person and not because I actually give a shit."
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>>250002789
Hahahahaha, they're something else.
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>>250002514
>/v/ can't make a card like they did for Gabe because I said so
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>>249976635
>http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=843356
Can someone explain what's actually wrong with this?
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>>250002801
Why would they do it if their names aren't on it? They don't give a shit about Iwata, they shitpost against him constantly until now.
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>>250002789
better than NeoGAF still
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>>250002789
Get out, kike. Go fellate your ego on your actual website.
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>>250002514
>If we did it, Iwata might see our usernames!

We didn't make the card because we wanted attention. The dude was sick.

Fuck you Gamerloid.
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>>250002789
Pfft, look at that faggot nigger kike.
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Do this autists ignore the fact the whole industry knows neogaf is Sony's marketing headquarters?
It's widely known as a shithole.
The moment they know the card comes from there they'll discard it inmediately.
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>>250002789
>4chan is the second shoah, oy gavalt!
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>>250002801

Cynical assholes man. They would never do such a thing.
They want everyone on gaymen news to see their names big on the card and show that they're good people.
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>>249976635
Those retards can't do anything right.
All I see is a bunch of retards posting their Miis without even a drawing or writing anything, just hoping to get included on the card with their usernames so they can get noticed by anyone at Nintendo.

Now it's already a news item and they haven't even made a card?

http://www.gamerevolution.com/news/neogaf-sends-nintendo-ceo-iwata-a-get-well-soon-card-26563
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>>250003024
I don't care, I just don't like the whole names thing. Miis are fine because Miis are still practically anonymous. Also they're likely working with /v/ anyway. Let's be real there is an overlap in the userbase.
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>>250002789
>he won't visit /v/ because he can't handle a few words getting thrown around
One more shitstain not posting here, the system works
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>>250003287

As someone who went to journalism school, this kind of shit upsets me a lot.
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>>250003294
>Let's be real there is an overlap in the userbase
No, there isn't. You are the exception
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>>250001881
This. When it was first announced that Iwata was sick Neogaf did nothing but laugh at his predicament. Here comes /v/ with a card and now you want to do something nice?
And even if the people making the card are completely different from those who were shitting on Iwata, where were you?
/v/ no doubt had users shitting on Iwata when he was sick but that didn't stop them from sending out a card.
If you're going to do it then don't make it look like a masturbatory move in an attempt to save face or one up 4chan. Keep usernames and your personal photos off the card. The only names on there should be "Iwata" and "Neogaf".
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>>250002789
>general horrible thoughts
why do people still act like 4chan is a scary place?
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>>250003024
The idea's not inherently bad, but considering some people basically thought that their own ego was more valuable than the sentiment of a get-well card and that the results from the thread have been shoddy so far (with one good drawing), it all just seems laughable. Granted, the people in the threads might not seem the same, but their output so far is still lacking both quality and actual thoughtfulness.
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>>250003648
Because they're liberals and we say "nigger" sometimes.
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>>249985230
God damn it, he can be the smartest guy on Earth, but seriously, he could do some research and improve his physical appearance, he looks like a defective sardines can.
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>>250003648
Neofaggots are retards. That's why.
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Is this Share Holders Meeting where they could vote to remove Iwata?

Cause I thought I heard that was an issue a wh ile back.
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>>250003024
>Here's my Mii
Get well Mr. Iwata!
>Here's my Mii
Get well soon Mr. Iwata!
>Here's my Mii
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>>250003813
Lets be honest, it's not "sometimes". We say nigger a lot.
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>>250003648
Because the majority of people in this country have skin more thin than paper and that number is unfortunately growing. We're on 4chan and we've gotten used to it so we don't notice. We are the exception.
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>>250003820
Yeah, he should get on a treadmill and oh.
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>>250003813

I'm a liberal and I'm here.

I think what you mean is that they're sjws/retards
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Neogaf if you're gonna make a wishcard, please include mine since I missed the last one.
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>>250003648
Isn't that you want. Wasn't 4chan deemed better when it was considered home to disgusting porn and guro. Isn't the "downfall" blamed on accessible memes becoming popular?
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>>250003287
They haven't even fucking made the card. The thread is everyone arguing about wanting to make a video or not.
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>>249974967
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>>249973731
Medfag here.
>that a bile duct growth can be difficult-to-treat
Not really we just take the whole thing out gallbladder out, it's much easier that way. 60% of all internalized patients are for bile problems
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>>250003987
This.
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>>250003813
Nah, it's cause we use New-fag, Draw-fag and such and they think we are bashing homosexuals by doing it.
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>>250003648
Cause there aren't too many mainstream news articles about 4chan, and they don't depict this site well.
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>>250003937
Fuck off nigger.
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>>250003990
Please add my Mii too!
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>>250003990
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>>250004160
Because being nice isn't newsworthy, guess why our society is turning into shit
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>>250003937

Mario is a Nigger.
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>>250003648
>sticks and stones may break my bones but words will always rape me

Welcome to the internet hugbox, where people would rather be shot in the face then called a faggot by some anonymous nobody.
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>>250004305
Because of the jews.
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So, I'm in two minds about this.
Sending a card to Iwata is a cool thing to do, but I do think some of GAF were salty that /V/ got recognised.
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>>250004243

Why is your miitler so angry? Did he just lose a mk8 to someone in israel?
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>>250003998
The recent anti-loli sentiment that's sweeping across 4chan is really bothering me, not because I'm into the stuff myself, but because of the kind of people it enables and attracts. Normality is damaging to this place, especially when it comes at the expense of an old staple of the site.
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>>250002801
They're not gonna do it. I mean, the biggest reason why they wanna do it is because they could get their names out there.

They've had so many threads shitting on Iwata. I specifically remember the threads leading up to E3 where Iwata mentioned in a statement that he wasn't gonna go, and everyone shat on him for not going.

Fucking assholes.
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>>250004451
>Sending a card to Iwata is a cool thing to do, but I do think some of GAF were salty that /V/ got recognised.
>GAF were salty that /V/ got recognised.
>/V/
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>>250004451
>some

You should read the GAF thread about /v/'s treehouse card. Some of them thought we "put AIDs" on the card or jizzed on it.
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>>250004443
You are on the wrong general.


DEVOUR YOUR ENEMIES


EAT
EAT
ETA
TEA
TEAT
ETAS
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>>250004517
I always thought that was just people bashing other people's tastes, like loli affectionados make fun of cowtits
Do people really get offended by it now?
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>>249999609
They're doing nothing, it's using another's build up to make your "own" junk.
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>>250004451
Have you read the card thread that was linked in this thread? Seven pages of them being beyond-butthurt.

I'm doubtful the card will be made, honestly. Which will be even funnier.
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>>250004705
I'm risking just mentioning it, but it's likened to being pedo and regularly derails threads. People seem to be genuinely offended by it, probably because the few who started doing it as a troll opened the floodgates for likeminded people.
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>>249974967
I wish this had been the 250mil get and i'm a sonygger
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>>250002789
It's funny to see that normalfags still consider 4chan the cantina of the internet. I don't mind since I love you fags even if we don't agree on many things.
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>>250004705
Nutjobs can't tell the difference between 2D and 3D. Poe's law.
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>>250003648

the other day i legit saw CP in a /v/ thread

hell i'll link you the archive if you want, the thumbnail is there even if the webm is gone
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>>250004705
Ass>Tits anyway
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>>250004673
Thank you anon, I have my fork and knife ready for rending, slaughtering, and devouring.
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Jesus, i read that with his voice, it was even more sad

get well soon Iwata


btw, sonygger here
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>>250004160
I don't know why people worry about 4chan so much. It's known that if you buy a dog, you will be untouchable from us.
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>>250005009

do it
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lel now they're considering dropping the names after some of them read this thread

this just proves how fucking insecure they are
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>>249985212
What is wrong with you.
Go outside
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>>250004998
>cantina
>A cantina is a type of bar popular in Italy, Mexico and Spain. The word is similar in etymology to "canteen", and is derived from the Italian word for a cellar, winery, or vault.[1] In Italy the cantina may also be used to store meat products such as salami.[2]
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>>250005000

3D lolis are disgusting. 3D teens are disgusting.
Why is it so hard to see that?
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>>250005176
Exploding vans.
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>>250005009
CP is hilariously easy to find though. Hell even the FBI run honeypots.
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>>250004705
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>>250005176

>can't even take down a dog

>>>/fit/

get swole
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>>250004705
The fact that you think DFC is loli just proves his point, you know
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>>250005261
mexican here. It's a lowly type of bar where people get together to watch sports and drink together.
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>>250005238
They're arguing about using REAL NAMES now. Its embarrassing.

For you fucks lurking in the thread (I'm sure a couple are here), you're embarrassing.
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I see many of our forum cousins over at www.neogaf.com are paying us a visit.

T'is an awesome thing to see!

May I offer you a glass of fresh water in these turbulent times?
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>>249974140
>>249974967
I dont know which one's funnier
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>>250003987
SJW and retard are synonymous with liberal.
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>>250005350
oppai loli the best
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>you will never be Iwata's doctor and save his life from cancer
>he will never reward you by making a new F-Zero game
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>>249984831
damn
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>>250005238
This is hilarious, they are beyond pathetic
What's best is we know they're here and still trying to get our validation like the retards they are
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BULLSHIT

this is an excuse to bail out on the shareholder meeting

IWATA HAD A DEADLINE UNTIL JULY TO TURN THE WII U AROUND OR RESIGN

it was set back last holiday

he's doing this to buy time
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>>250005515

IS THAT AIDS, ANONYMOUS USER OF THE 4CHAN
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>>250005561
>SJW and retard are synonymous with liberal.
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>>249973731
>I cannot attend the meeting
Why doesn't he just use skype?
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>>250005628
Are we really about to start this?
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>>249976635
this is just sad, like watching a kid at a talent show dance and then the next kid does the same dance but worse
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>>250005515
NO! FUCK OFF WITH YOUR JIZZ WATER!
>>249985284
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>>250005515
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>>250005350
I'm a lolicon in the first place though,
FBI stay away pls
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>>250005515
Will that water tell me racist slurs?
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>>250005692
Its turning around a little bit. It will sell a bunch thanks to smash when its released.
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>>250005589
>cp
Seriously?
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>>250005771
But as we all know, first the worst second the best. You can't argue with the rhymes of kids.
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>>250005764
Have you ever had a surgical extraction, or visited someone who reciently had?
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The names and miis are bigger than the fucking message
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Why the fuck is this thread still up? This has nothing to do with video games.

Mods do your fucking jobs.
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>>250004451
>/V/
>>>/neogaf/
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>>250005447
yeah i had in mind the star wars one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCGPt3XFxJk
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>>250005692
neofag pls go and stay go
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>>250005841
I'm onto you
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>>250005561

Maybe if you're some insecure conservatard who has to otherwise everything he doesn't like into one single group.
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>>250005985
fucking lel
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>>249985284
>"...a drink of water from a 4chan poster.
Oooh, too bad, with ideas from /diy/ I just added a new super cold water fountain in my garage.
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>>249999609
Folks here made hand drawn pictures and personal messages. From what I see, dudes on Neogaf aren't putting the same degree of effort. It does feel more like "me too; pay attention to me" than /v/'s effort. It's not just the act that matters, it's the motive behind it.
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>>250005764
Surgical recovery is a nightmare, an absolute nightmare. I've never had it done but my sister did. It was minor surgery and she was down for 4+ weeks with powerful pain killers. I can't imagine what Iwata is feeling, though I feel I can pretty safely say that it's not fun. That being said he has already returned to running the company in some capacity so he may be past the worst of it.
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>>250005589
>that guy asking if it was a blondie
top kek
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>>250006089
I didnt know 11 year olds were working for FBI
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>>250006196
>It does feel more like "me too; pay attention to me"
Welcome to 90% of human "solidarity" and "selflessness".
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>>250006089
>buying pins online
>le pretending meme
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>>249984983
Attention is what killed 4chan
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>>250006349
>>250006462
>being a newfag
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But we already sent a card, you stupid horsefucker.
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>>249976635
Holy shit, at least pretend you're not totally ripping the idea off for attention.
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>>249973731
if Iwata steps down, Miyamoto will be President now?
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Mr. Iwata, please recover well.
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>>250006089
You smug little bastard, your not with the Federal Burrow of Investigations.
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>>250006548
>Still posting this over used picture.
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>>250006595

there isn't a single thing in this image that isn't completely awful. not a single thing
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>>250006254
I don't know. Nips regularly kill themselves working, and Iwata is definitely dedicated to Nintendo. Guy could be putting himself in a lot of unnecessary pain just because his society expects that of him.
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>>250006719
no, sakurai
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What's the point of sending Iwata another fucking get well card? One is enough

I hope he trashes the second one
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>>250004451
>/V/
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>>249974140
He's a human being dude. your post isn't funny :/
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>>250007025
neofag pls
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>>250007025
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>>250007025
whoosh
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...What if he's not actually sick and just want to dodge the shareholder meeting because he doesn't want to face them?
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>>250006826
We got Bill Trinen to give the get well card to Iwata himself.
He also took a photo with the Treehouse card.
Based Bill will see off any NeoFAG imitations.
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>>249984015
tips fedora

tips menora

tips fedora
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>>250006595
neogaf does these avatar bet things. I didn't really get it myself when posts from there get linked here, but I think the loser gets saddled with an embarrassing avatar for about a month. They might've had something even more embarrassing before that, but they're probably not a horse fucker.
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>>250006254

Different people recover differently. I had some pretty invasive ear surgery last year and was out of the hospital in a week(shit insurance) and back to work a few days later. I even held back with the painkillers because I didn't want to get addicted again.

I dunno if it'd have been the same if I got my fucking face/throat cut open but still, it's not out of the question.

Aftersurgery infections explains why they didn't want him to go to E3 though.
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>>249974967

Goddamn, dude
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>>249973731
read that as "shekelhoarders" fuck you /pol/
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>>250007346
Or maybe he's fucking sick, he already missed E3 which went great for nintendo
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>4chan gets the news Iwata won't attend E3
>ragtag bunch on anonymous posters make the card, get it printed and sent to fucking japan within 3 days
>makes another card for the treehouse just because

>weeks later gaf wants in on the glory
>spend all day brainstorming with the combined power of over 9000 gaffers
>decide to do the exact same thing, just with added miis and real names for recognition
>news sites start reporting on the amazingly thoughtful neogaf card
>at the end of the day have nothing to show but a list of attention whoring miis and a threads worth of anti 4chan shitposting


Well done NeoGaf,
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>>250007346
Wouldn't see why, a worse meeting would have been last year, this year profits are probably pretty solid. Especially since he isn't doing it, there would be no chance of iwata being absent during a meeting of generally bad news. That would destroy confidence.
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>>250006595

why would you wish condelences? Noone died.
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>>250007624
/v/ is /v/'s own worst enemy
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>>250007624
Its going to be awful embarrassing for that news story when they don't end up sending a card.
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>>249974140
>>249974967
absolutely rekt
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>>250007370
Fuck I missed his picture with it. Anyone got it saved?

>>250007624
Yeah, while it's definitely nice of them it definitely stinks of a little attention whoring.
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>>250007346
That's not how the adult world works. You can't fake a tummyache in order to skip school, dummy.
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>>250006595
>condolences

Wait what?
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>>250007346
neogaf pls go
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>>250007854
I can just call work and tell them iam sick and can stay 3 days from work without going to a doctor. Thats how it works in Germany.
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>>250007854
you can if you pay a doctor to cut you open
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>>250005841
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you.
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>>249985284
>meet a /v/irgin
>get offered water
>alright sure why not
>wait I feel funny
>wake up
>tied to bed naked
>bonds are too strong, can't break out
>suddenly the /v/irgin comes out in a tank top, skirt, and stockings
>starts licking my cock
>it gets hard
>he rapes me with his ass until I cum
>gets me hard again
>this continues for 3 hours

FUCKING WATER
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>>250007817
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>>249983460
They made Spore. It's a Maxis/Will Wright game in name only.
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>>250007408
>Using they as a single pronoun
Back to neofag with you
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>>250008096
fucking nazi faggot
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>>2500000
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>>250008096
Yeah, but they let you do that because they know you don't have anything but shitty censored games to play, you silly kraut.
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>>249974967
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>>249976363
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>>250008017
Dear iwata

I am sorry for the loss of your bladder

Best regard,

Anon
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>>250008251
>tfw jewish and love this meme
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>>249985860
>>249986456
someone make an account and tell him
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>>250006089

Gladly my country is out of your reach.
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>>250008135
no anon he would rape you with his own ass
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>>250008502
It's funnier if he doesn't know
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>>250008485
Shit. Why didn't anons send me a card when I had my appendix removed? ;_;
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>>250005957
>he can type a paragraph of text but he can't talk into a headset
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>>250008167
The guy in orange doesn't look very happy
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>>250008502
It takes a year after signing up to be able to post

I lost interest of wanting to post 25 minutes after signing up
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They're canning the usernames.
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>>250008729
But still arguing about real names, and shoving their gigantic miis into the cards to fill up space.
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>>250008602
Dear Anon

I am sorry that you will never enjoy the taste of grass again

Sincerely,

Anon
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>>250008602
Are you important in videogames?
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>>250008497
Filthy fucking kike, don't you have shekels to count?
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>>250007025

he's not human idiot, he's asian
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>>250005561
This is like saying that neo-nazi white supremacists are synonymous with conservative.

Don't be a stupid.
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>>250007624
As someone from gaf who hasn't posted in that thread yet, that's the most likely outcome. I don't doubt some of them actually have good intentions, but I think they're too disorganized to get this off the ground.

Also, I'm laughing at the guy who said that requiring any sort of creative element would alienate anyone. You're not fucking trying to impress your Iwata-senpai. You're trying to get a message across. Who cares if it's a little rough around the edges? It's certainly better than the shit show they've got now. Those people just dumping their miis should be alienated.
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>>250008631
>guy in orange

That's Bill you cretin
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>>250008925
Bugger off, mate.
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>>249999313
That image has to be faker than a porn stars' tits please tell me it is
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>>250008925
The thread is embarrassing; some people are just posting their miis without even fucking adding a message. Just "Heres my mii!" and thats it.

Also, whoever wrote that gamerevolution story about the card being sent already is probably feeling like an idiot.
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Let's make neogaf a card and send it to them before they even get their Iwata card out.

I'll start
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>>250000000
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Get out neogaffots.
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>>249987069
Except MTG is the most professionally played trading card game in the world, and Pokemon and Yugioh are not taken nearly as seriously.
You must know nothing about TCGs.
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>>250008925
>As someone from gaf
fuck off
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>>250008954
I am not much of a fanboy
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>>250008729
>>250008796
If they really want to make this card special, they shouldn't even use miis
We're too hung up with our anonymity, but neaGAF is free of those shackles

I say they'd do great to not only include their real names, but have pictures of their faces as well instead of the miss, that way iwata gets to see there's real people behind this

I think we would all have no problem with this, right?
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>>250008829
T-thanks anon.

>>250008850
W-well I did finish TW101 in 101% difficulty...

No ;_;
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>>250009181
That's his point I think. To outsiders, they're the fucking same.
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>>249973731
So... nothing good came from all this.
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>>250009315
Outsiders are morons who shouldn't have opinions on things they don't understand.
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>>250009417
I did
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>>250002248
>the guy who brought us Earthbound, Kirby and some other great games
I can't tell if this is bait or not seeing as I've never browsed Neogaf.
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>>250008249
What's the proper way to do it when you don't know the gender? All my friends do it that way, and English isn't my first language.
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>/v/ hears Iwata is sick
>Within hours, everyone collaborates to make a huge card anonymously
>Executes its delivery perfectly, even paying for it to be shipped to Japan
>Makes another for the Treehouse

>Neogaf sees the story and tries to do the exact same thing
>Clusterfuck ensues where people just want to send their Miis and usernames to Nintendo so they can feel special
>Will probably end up emailing it to sony
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>>249974140
>>249974967
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>>250009315

To outsiders Neogaf, /r/games, Gamefaqs are all the same. /v/ is some board on 4chan where pedophiles, neonazis, and anarchists gather to hack the planet.
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Is anyone surprised? They were rump rustled when the owner of their forum didn't get a free E3 press pass because they are just so gosh darn important and influential despite not being press.
/v/ shows them up by doing something cool that got attention and now they need to prove they are the ones who truly care about gaming because they are just too important.
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Hey guys, how's it going?
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>>250004494
He couldn't get his meth fix for the day
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What a fucking mess

Here is how you do it: Big letters on the top, "To Iwata" or whatever the fuck you want, then get everyone to write a message, no fucking names just a simple line.

Maybe get some artwork done, then put all the messages in, maybe in some kind of fancy way. Text are and the like, making repeated messages bigger comes to mind etc.

Its not fucking hard, and this would be way nice than the shitty miis, if they want names, put them all on the back or a separate paper even.
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>>250005628

Order up!
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