Cancer killing videogames thread?
Show me what you got.
Not only attention whore women
also Let's players
All Let's players are cancerous when they attention whore and jew it up
only cool guys showing the game for the sake of showing a video walkthrough are cool.
faggots talking about their life and making LE EPIC FUNNY COMMENTS XDDD and playing some LE OBSCURE GAME are for fucking prepubescent teens or manchildren making money out of their ADD.
Phones, ridiculous DLC, reboots, publishers, EA, cinematic experiences, SJWs, censorship, developed for consoles PC-ports, increasing price of games, Digital-Only, horrible marketing, expansions packs sold as another game like Dark Arisen or Soul Sacrifice Delta or Monster Hunter series and finally the community that buys them
Let's players affect gaming by sales but not any of the things you listed fuck off.
>greentexting on Fagbook
>Mario isn't a fast runner
>blaming his being a casual on the game
>"fat waddling thing"
I bet he says "May-ro" instead of "Mari-oh" too.
The nameless masses who eat the marketing fed them, buy the crappy games given them, give in for minimal gains.
People who do not value their time and who do not value others.
Spoiled children, women, dudebros.
And most of all businessmen, ever since gaming has become so terribly profitable we have nothing but vultures, slaving devs into making them these infinitely reproducable products so they can sell them forever with no cost to them.
And then the people who do not expect any quality for their money.
Jesus fuck, fuck it indeed starting with taking away the keyboard from whatever deluded bitch that is.
I want to learn how to make video games just so I can make a game called Slutstomper, it would have amazing gameplay and the most disgustingly misoginist horrible pro "rape culture" thing the world has ever seen.
I'd go out of my way to insult all women in all the ways it is possible.
Mother of fucking god, bringing up Journey as a point on "what is expected of a big release" is just WoW, not to mention that neither Journey nor Dragon's crown actually compete with the games the whore said, bringing up a 2 hour game as a point in any discussion is just insane.
Women, women are the cancer
Maybe he should just not play video games anymore. If he wants to cut corners when playing them because he gave up his free time forever by having a family it doesn't mean everyone else wants to be dragged down with him.
Yeah but is she any good?
It's easy to call her another generic girl gamer, but if she's pushing high plat well you gotta give some credit.
Even if she still is an attention whore.
Why the hell would you ask for analyses of things you're already familiar with? To reinforce your opinions? Why can't people just be happy that they like something without needing to seek others' acceptance? Basically what she's saying is "Please make a video of you telling this thing I like is good."
What the fuck
whats with women these days and having to tell fucking everyone what the fucking do
its like women taking pictures of every fucking meal they fucking eat
these are dark times
>Do books NEED words?
>Does music NEED sound?
Way to shit on deaf and blind people.
you can't fault a girl for trying I suppose, but I think the real cancer here is the betas who donate. I have no sympathy for people so pathetic that they give these girls their money. What are you ever expecting to get out of such a thing I don't understand at all. Are they that starved for female attention? I suppose it's their money and they can waste it however they want but shit man they'd be better off hiring a prostitute.
It happened a while ago, so I'm not sure if it's actually still there or not.
Still, it shows just how immature and incompetent Twitch's staff really is. Truly a cancerous site.
Hopefully Twitch will devolve into some weird furry site and monetised streaming will die a slow and painful death
This makes me wonder if these guys ever played Legacy of Kain. Or Drakengard. Or Thief.
Or anything that isn't known Nintendo franchises.
I'd say Megaman Zero 4 had better story telling than Mass Effect 2. What the hell.
>are for fucking prepubescent teens or manchildren making money out of their ADD.
I'm a youth worker for a charity specialising in autism, and I can confirm this is 100% correct. Fuckers will not shut up about Minecraft.
How about they just don't use ID's and bio's that blatantly indicate they are female? If they don't want douchebag 12 year old kids harassing them, why do they just not mention that they are girls?
If you just had a fucking normal name people wouldn't take a second glance. Why do you have to draw attention to it? It's not something to be proud about, everybody knows girls play video games.
Just talking a moment to enjoy how sjws literally cannot make a point without vile language. Seriously, it's an occassional "fuck" for emphasis, they call people pieces of shit and worse at the drop of a hat.
They're the people our parents warned us against becoming when we first started to swear as kids.
And the game they want to make would be an uninspired COD clone. I don't understand wanting to make a series grounded in parody into a real action game.
It would be like making Austin Powers a legitimate spy movie.
This is why modern videogame journalism is a total disgrace,Gone Home is objectively a 3 at best.
Fuck, well I barely go there to begin with thanks to retarded stream monsters and ever since they introduced that stupid satly bet shit. Of all the things on that wretched site, the salty bet thing makes me upset, and I don't know why. It just does, probably because it's usually a cesspool for streammonsters.
Shut up Horror nobody cares about your stupid faggot boyfriend
If everyone knows girls play video games, why is it still such a hassle to be a girl playing video games? You can't say a thing in voice chat without watching the entire landscape of the game warp around you in most cases. Also, the non-gendered name thing is stupid for two reasons. For one, girls have different tastes than boys. Even without references to being a girl, you'll see a girlier choice in adjectives and nouns. Besides that, there around thousands of guys using "Mr", "Guy" and other such markers in their name. Erasing your gender online is a stupid solution.
I don't know if this is trolling or not, but for the record it isn't. Reddittors are on the record for coming here to shitpost, and I reckon tumblr as well. Any thread they post their opinions, they get shouted down.
You all disgust me
Compared to all the other cancers,/v/ is a benign one.
If I go on the internet and call myself "modentwink<----3" and talk about how much I like to suck cocks while fraggin' newbs, then I can't complain when people call me a flaming faggot.
When you play online, you're playing with mainly adolescent boys. Seriously, teenage boys have always been snotty little cunts, you know why? Because they haven't matured.
If it really bothers you that much to have some dumb fuck little kid harass you on an online video game, maybe it's time to stop playing. If you think teenage boys being nuisances to women is a sign of the patriarchy, you are an idiot, teenage boys are a pain to everyone.
It is exactly what neo /v/ is like, do you even know what happened with Anita? It was retarded fuckers from neo /v/ and /pol/ organizing raids so that she could get a shit ton of attention and with it support from people who felt sorry for her.
Feminism was never video games, and the only time it did become video games is when brain dead faggots like you made it so, the only thing that is killing video games and possibly even /v/ is the fact that you're more wound up about politics and other shit than to actually focus on the games themselves.
>But my first love was Zelda ocarina of time on the gameboy <3
There's more to a game than just "wow this is fun!" I'm sure people who climb mountains don't enjoy every second of the process, but the rewarding feeling they get after is what they do it for.
No, Dark Souls isn't nearly as hard or rewarding as climbing a mountain, but you get the idea
>it's not because of lack of self control
>It's not a sign of lacking self-control.
So is there some other reason that there are people who get to fucking 400+ pounds besides no exercise and eating 10 times what they should be every day?
>implying Nintendo is going to ever tailor their games the a bunch of deviants with mental illnesses
>implying they are actually considering turning Tomodachi into Homodachi
>implying they aren't just going to stop localizing the games
This, a thousand times.
She's only important in that she creates such a shitstorm throughout the entire games industry.
Carmack created the FPS genre in less time than it took Anita Cardassian to do a series of videos with stolen game footage about how the average male gamer likes breasts.
Except it's not usually little boys. It's usually guys my age. I don't think it's patriarchy or anything like that (I don't believe in capital P patriarchy), it's just a symptom of the environment. Video games are used by a lot of their male players as dick waving contests. That's what is behind a good half of the arguments on /v/. Just because said dick waving does look favourably on women does not mean I should be unable to use the name "Miss Touchdown".
it has to be expected whenever a chick gets into hobbies that are predominantly dominated by men with no social skills. my wife hates going into gamestop with me because the nerds who work there just oogle her with their mouths open, like seriously guys don't you know how to act? also in the summertime she cannot stand the stink from all of the nerd sweat and honestly I don't blame her.
walk into a games workshop and you'll find the same thing really. those tabletop guys are even more aspie than most gamers.
also as has been stated before teenage boys are a nuisance to everybody, if they aren't being sexist to you they are calling everybody else a faggot and they are going to rape their mother. Trust me as a man they irritate me just as much, just in a different way.
Genetics you retard. Stop with the fat shaming.
Why is she in the main image and the game is tucked in the corner?
Why do you do this, /v/?
Do you enjoy the anger? You could have a discussion of something you'd enjoy, but these threads only exist to make you angry about something you will say that people should stop caring about, and yet here we are, caring about it.
Do you like to suffer?
Basically girls. Female gamers. People probably don't share the same opinion as me but I fucking hate them. They don't care about video games, they care about the attention that comes along with encroaching yourself upon a predominantly male hobby. Every time I try to become a part of any gaming community there they are.
"Look at me guys, you like tits don't you, don't stare at my butt I'm not a whore! Just here to play video games :)"
And they are almost always in some sort of position of power whether its a moderator, special VIP member, popular special privileged tripfag, you name it.
I hate them all and I wish rape was legal.
You seem mad as hell anon, I don't give a fuck, I don't play dark souls because I think it's shit but nevertheless I agree with >>243778381
But if you just want to go "NO U" then
I don't give a fuck about Dark Souls, but it's not hard and you are, objectively, a casual faggot for saying you want easy games because you suck. Stop being a little bitch and git gud or stop playing videogames. Or play easy AAA garbage or visual novels. Faggot. Stop ruining the industry because of your shitty entitlement issues.
IT'S ALL THERE, THE PERFECT SYMBOL OF HATE.
Could have made a Great Ball instead.
>saying you want easy games because you suck
But I never said that :^)
I'm okay with challenging but rewarding games
But if it makes you THIS mad I might just play along and come up with a counterargument to piss you off
Anger, sorrow, misery and suffering are all the things the once beloved industry gives us anymore.
And if that is what we get, we'll take it. All of it.
We'll nurture our anger, we take joy in our disappointments.
It makes us stronger. If we can't be happy, at least we can be fucking angry.
>Why do you do this, /v/?
Because I remember better days.
God bless twitch fags.
I got my GF to start streaming on a pretty regular basis to take advantage of all the retards. I set up everything for her so all she has to do is sit there wearing a low cut top and pretend to be interested in League of Legends. Started out slow but now we're pulling in about around $250 a month from subs and the donations on-top of that amount to anywhere from 30-100 dollars every time she streams.
Some of you have probably even watched her and know who she is. I'm not going to reveal it though because I've got a good thing going here.
a lot of guys don't grow up but that is the nature of the beast. I'm a dude who likes to roll female characters and part of the fun is the psychological advantage it gives you. people get madder when they think it's a girl beating them and the more angry they get the sloppier they get as well. they underestimate you and get pissed off when you own them. then you trash talk them and they don't even return it and try hitting on me with messages. there is nothing greater than getting an invite to some guys apartment in GTA online after you beat his ass, get in there, turn on your mic then watch their rage as they realize that there are worse things than getting beaten by a girl, like getting beaten by what they think was a girl then hitting on said player who just beat them. it's absolute defeat and incredibly satisfying. I've insulted both their skills, their manhood and their sexuality all in one. epic win.
If we wanna talk about real problems and not just what /v/ likes to go about, management issues and disconnection between different departments involved in making video games.
Please tell me there are people using these in real life who try to enforce this shit on normal people, the thought of it it's too hilarious.
i have a bitch feminist "friend" (a friend of a friend that i barely tolerate).
The word rape itself sparks a never ending white fury, with the likes never seen before, just from the mere utternance. She will go on forever about rape culture and how it's unacceptable, blah blah.
Naturally, i have made it my mission to use the word as often i can or just saying it, at random. just to piss her off.
Best part was a conversation which i had no part in at a resturant.
Best spagetti ever
Wow 250 a month man
That's almost like, 3000 a year
For doing something unenjoyable a couple hours a day
That's some great dosh there bro, you could eat like once a week and live in a shack on that wage
I prefer on the spot created content over overly edited jumpcut footage that supposedly only contains the best parts.
Still depends on who you watch though, chat is cancer. Memes are cancer.
sites like neogaf, kotaku, /v/, and anyone who uses words like "spoonfeeding, shill, buzzword" and other people who can't formulate arguments as to why a game is bad so they simply say, "go back to reddit"
This sounds like something I should be getting mad at, but it sounds like such a genius setup, and I don't really give a shit about streamers either, so.
Take 'em for all they've got.
>go out for a meal with family
>everyone has to wait two minutes when our food arrives while my sisters pushes the plates together in the centre of the table to take a picture for instagram or some shit
Literally for what purpose
I have one of those friends too. I kinda want to tell her straight up I have 0 fucks for social commentary.
Instead I just say that I am a Nihilist and I don't care about the social movements of the planet.
Which is partially true.
You obviously haven't seen cry if you're talking shit about let's plays.
Every Fucking Time. Where do they even get Thon from. I can think of no pronouns that fit together in any order to sound like Thon, maybe a variation of them and one, but what that's supposed to mean I have no idea, maybe hiveminds are developing preferred pronouns as well.
>What did he think? That she'd suck his dick?
you don't know many arab or indian men, do you?
for all of the feminist/SJW whining about "muh misogyny" to civilized white men, and for all their defense of "oppressed nonwhite muslims and brown people!" if you put them in a web chat with an average arab or average indian person, they'd turn racist by the end of the hour
I'd like to get "Things that never happened" for 300 please
This, I can't even throw an image I found from google search up on this site without changing the name because you find so many fucking pictures on Google that are titled tumblr_whatever. So then you post it thinking "people will care more about the content of my post than where it came from," and as people descend from their ivory tower to bash you for being a tumblr fag, you realize you've given 4chan too much credit.
I would say "whole bunch of people, who tries to talk about vidya because its popular now and forcing their social bullshit in it".
Just reading popular forums makes me suffer. But not as much as youtube comments sections under games related videos. This one was about scene from Dark Messiah, where you could kick your mentor during animation.
>friend of a friend that i barely tolerate
he wouldn't if he didn't feel obligated to be around her, which sucks when you want to hang out with your cool friend but they also want the shit friend to come along too and you can't really say no because it causes too much of a stir in the group
normally I would say it's because of how linear most games are but seeing what kind of game dishonored is Ill have to agree he's stupid.
Besides arent playtesters supposed to look at every nook and cranny of the game to see if its working right?
Oh and unfunny, forced "lets plays", where people show main menu for 30 minutes, talking about how they saw a cat at breakfast and other unrelated bullshit.
Bonus points for one video I saw lately, in theory about some gameplay - instead, for 20 minutes, he was showing himself sitting in some car, talking about something completely unrelated. WHY?
Those people even tries to post "longplays" now with retarded commentary. And this type of video was supposed to be free of this. Where Im supposed to watch pure gameplay videos now?
They just want a quick excuse for their blatant incompetence.
Because she is a niggress,and niggers cannot be racist in the mind of a SJW.
hahaha, oh wow. glad to know these fags have zero taste as well
so what you're saying is
the problem with humanity
>Where Im supposed to watch pure gameplay videos now?
By playing the game
I don't get why these people keeping trying to weigh in on this topic as if the solution was oh so obvious and all they need to do is tell people to stop being sexist and suddenly everything will be okay.
It's naive as fuck, they don't try to understand the reasons for things being the way they are and they likely haven't come to the conclusion that there's rampant sexism abound without having had it drilled into their heads by someone with an agenda to fulfill.
>unrealistic expectations for the female body
I cant pirate where I am now and there are no demos. Its faster and cheaper way to find out how the game really plays like.
Its classic "Im cool now guys? See? Im using this secret club type of writing! Tee-hee, Im such a nerd XD".
In his defense, the greater than sign is the original formatting for quoting in e-mail.
> YE OLDE CHAIN MAILLE FROM GRANDMAMS
> A JEW, AN ITALIAN, AND A BLACK MAN WALK INTO A BAR
Anon I thought you would find this funny!
Xoxoxo love you
but he seems like underage cancer who doesn't remember what e-mail used to be like
So basically mysogeny, racism and other forms of social exclusion is a one way hipocrisy.
Racism is discriminating people that are a different race than you. White disciminating black is racism. Black discriminating white IS STILL FUCKING RACISM
i don't understand this at all
should all countries strive to invite as many asians and africans as possible so that the demographics are "diversed" as well? i live in a place where the only black i've seen was an exchange student
>this fucking thread
Someone please start WW3 already. This shit happens because we're all bored and don't know what to do with our lives.
we were wrong Hitler.
we were wrong.
please come back.
... I think it's time to leave this thread
This shit happens because modern liberals are brainwashing people with their propaganda,we don't need a war but to eliminate the cancer that its growing inside our societies.
>Made a game recently for a class
>game was playtested by fellow classmates
>had a level where you had to navigate around poisonous walls, although there was nothing else in the room so navigating through them without touching them just required you to proceed slowly and carefully
>someone STILL managed to find a way to complain about the "unavoidable poison room"
No, no, using proper pronouns is far too vanilla, you don't stand out much doing that (and god forbid you stood out due to your talent or effort, can't have that) so they have to invent ways in which they, literally subhumans, can be special and unique too, and this is one of them.
Im not even gonna read the thread becuase SJW shit makes me pissed beyond belief. But i have one thing to say:
The one way you can tell how stupid and illogical feminist are is by the "unrealistic feminine body" bullshit they spit at videogame females. The first issue i want to adress about this statment is that it is very offensive to women who have that body type (there are plenty that do. Most girls in videogames are actually a pretty standard build for a female). What about the male designs? The male designs ussually require muscles, which some men cant even buold due to their body type. Now whats more unrealistic? The skinny bitch with average titties, or the tall douchebag with large muscles. Anyone can be skinny unless there is a medical problem. A perfectly balanced diet will leave you skinny if you dont have adverse health problems. Not every man can gain muscles. No matter how hard they try. And men certainly cant grow all of a sudden. I see more women on the street that have female videogame bodytypes, than men that have muscles and are 6'4". Calling any body type "unrealistic" is very offensive. Yet feminist always do it. Yet if i told a fat chick that im not into her because shes fat, feminist would go crazy. There are better hypotheticals to compare that to but im movin fast.
This right here. This bullshit. Ive seen more naked/half naked men than ive seen women in any media. They dont realize it because they dont praise men like men praise women.
The biggest cancer is people that don't love video games make video games and/or associate themselves with video games because its the latest "I AM NERD AND I PROUD XD" trend.
You have no idea how many sharpies I've stored in my pooper.
In all honesty, being gay is something you're born with.
I think it's a good thing that kids don't have to feel confused/hide anymore.
You wouldn't find it gross if it was a boy and girl, then it probably would be cute.
The disgusting part, however, is the sentence "if I grow up to be gay", implying he isn't gay at all but probably indoctrinated to believe he is.
Any site that uses memes like reddit, /v/, tumblr.
Any site that has corporate dick-sucking (all of them).
Faggots on /v/ who have no idea how game development works.
Faggots who say graphics don't matter when people criticize their favorite game, but suddenly say they do matter if criticizing another game.
It's disgusting specifically because they are glorifying this kind of behavior and attention whoring.
Be gay, nobody gives a shit, but why the fuck are we expected to do anything beyond tolerate you?
I think its disgusting that they're subjecting kids to that type of propaganda.
Because it is propaganda
Why can't they just make an ad with some facts behind it? No anti-gay people were swayed by the ad, likely the opposite, it was made entirely for the 'aw's
Gays haven't been (and still aren't in some places) tolerated. There's plenty of gay kids who ended up depressed because they thought what they were feeling was wrong.
Yes it's attentionwhoring and annoying, but I'd prefer that to depressed kids.
Again, forcing them to THINK they're gay is fucking appaling.
smell/sight/sound that reminds you of something. like a smell of freshly baked cookies might remind you of mom or family home, a certain color like yellow might remind you of being assaulted if the culprit was dressed entirely in yellow
She said that because these games are really popular and most people have played them. Stop being so fucking paranoid about women anon. You are just as bad as those SJWs who see discrimination everywhere.
it's like an ex-soldier with PTSD hearing a loud bang and getting an adrenaline kick and diving under a table. the 'trigger' would be the loud bang
then retards decided to use it for anything and everything
How does a man get up every morning, look into the mirror and then decide to live for another day upon seeing that he looks like Ian Miles Cheong? Fucking hell. What a freak.
>Gays haven't been (and still aren't in some places) tolerated.
They aren't getting murdered on the streets or segregated. And just because some people don't like them that means shit.
>There's plenty of gay kids who ended up depressed because they thought what they were feeling was wrong.
Wow, so sad. Maybe they should nut up and stop whining. They're not the only young people that have it bad.
>Yes it's attentionwhoring and annoying, but I'd prefer that to depressed kids.
I'd prefer them not to rub this shit in my face constantly, it's not making me like them any more, quite the opposite actually.
Well, it's exactly that, something that "triggers" something else, seems fundamental to me. In the case of SJWs it means something that reminds them of rape or something, and is thus inherently evil.
>There's plenty of gay kids who ended up depressed because they thought what they were feeling was wrong.
Maybe because they are not sexually mature yet,forcing them to make a choice is just a insanity that only insane people like SJW can manage to do.
And why the fuck would anyone care what goes on in Africa?
What the fuck has that to do with the West?
You leftards love to drum up that shit like it has any bearing to what you "face" here in the West.
It's console producers fault.
Instead of marketing consoles as cheap man PC's, they try to appeal to "iwantgr8gfx" crowd and that's why they're failing because even if PS4/Xboner would have GTX780 Ti and i7 4k instead of that silly APU it would still be outdated after a year or two because of PC's nature, and cost bazilion on lauch, or they'd have to sell like 60-80 games per unit to make up for selling them on lose(which means longer generations because most users buy new CoD/BF, sports game of choice + one or two other yearly franchises, prolonging the lifespan kills the purpose of putting ripped hardware into console for obvious reasons).
They can also try to go "the other way" and try to standardise some weird controllers which would make it financially possible to release games supporting it.
Kinda like nintendo/microsoft(xbone's kinect) did but with actual games that use the gimmick.
For instance; bullied kids. Anyone can be, and it fucks you up, you either go depressed or you get taught the life lesson that being a cunt is the way to victory.
I'm a raging prick now with little to no empathy.
They're not doing it for you, faggot. Yeah that ad might be over the top, but the fact remains that if it were a boy and a girl, nobody'd bat an eye.
It's just two kids in love. Big fucking deal.
Because Uganda doesn't have a lot of actual serious problems to take care off right?
But that's good.
Unless bullying really escalates it's a pretty good primer on what you're likely to face in real life. People are assholes and if you don't learn to stand up for yourself everyone is gonna walk all over you.
>Yeah that ad might be over the top
All it ends up doing is irritating people and making gays look like even bigger attention whores. Pride parades are bad enough already.
>but the fact remains that if it were a boy and a girl, nobody'd bat an eye.
Because that's NORMAL, gays don't even make 5% of the global population.
Yup, just feel the love.
>a certain color like yellow might remind you of being assaulted if the culprit was dressed entirely in yellow
reminder that even the ds version is older than people here
I tell you what. /v/. /v/ takes everything to seriously. Yes, there is Aneeta. But if you hadnt become so aggressive nobody would have known who she is. Also, why do you care about some online magazines read by no normal being. You should go out of the basement sometimes and talk to people. Then you would see that those internet warriors have no support anywhere.