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>Desert map
Jesus Christ, just kill me already.
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>>377301390
>Remember how Gaiden had those awful swamp and desert maps
>Let's not fix those and make fun of pair-up instead
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reminder that python x forsyth is canon!
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>>377301390
Desert maps are only bad until you remember you could be on a swamp map instead.
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It just keeps happening
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And it will until the end of time because there's always someone who is willing to believe they can get a diamond for the price of a cup of coffee.
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>>376907930
why should I care that there are people willing to foolishly throw away their money on something that they will never get?
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There are great kickstarter projects anon
do you play videogames with your parents?
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How do I deal with my parents being against video games? They'll throw a tantrum if they see me play one.
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>>376908664
Kill them. There is no other way.
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>>376908664
Kill yourself. There is no other way.
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What went so horribly wrong?
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I forgot it existed until I saw this topic.
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they released it next to Breath of the Wild
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It's a good game but I can't finish it. I feel like there's no meaningful progression at all. You get every weapon type early in the game and all the skills are either passives or stupid shit like shoot two arrows at once, slow down time while aiming, sneaking kills, carry heavy weapons. Like shit that should have been part of the main experience from the start but they felt like they needed to hate it away as a level up system.
>All the best girls in Persona 5 are 25+ year old cakes.
Was this intentional? Does Atlus know their audience is getting older and is trying to pander to them?
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>>376605124
Atlus things the whole 'christmas cake' stigma is stupid and actively harming the nation by contributing to both the low birth rates and the high suicide rates
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>not wanting the doc on your cock
Good grief, anon.
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I want a 30 year old MC in the next Persona game
Best alt when?
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>>376907757
Real best alt coming through
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>>376907757
Here's another.
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>not maining toothpaste guy
Fucking niggers
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So when do we get a 40k/Alien/Predator Crossover?
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>>376907436
Never, it'd be boring as shit. Everything in 40k is turned up to 11 for the sake of parody or more and more these days giving 11 year olds boners. Against something as reserved as aliens that can bleed acid it'd be a shitshow. That's why in games like Space Hulk it's unlimited swarms of genestealers not one or two hunting the marines. Might as well make a game called Zulu Warriors vs Thermonuclear Weapon.
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>>376907436
Hopefully never. 40k blows both of those out of the water in terms of power. Fuck, Genestealers are pretty much Xenomorphs, but better.
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How long would the Predators last? I would imagine super predators would stand a chance. Also the Black Warrior could defeat the Emperor
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Alright faggots which one
>Which game?
All of them, shut up just pick one and explain why
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>>376907398
None, they're both boring.
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Ken because he can confirm every thing into SA3
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These two are the worst shotos.
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DREAMLESS DORMpersona thread
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>>376907352
First for Persona sucks play Nocturne
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>>376907352
Moonlight melts, my ghostly shadow, in the lukewarm gloom. NIGHTLY DANCE. Of bleeding swords. Reminds me that. I still live.I'LL SACRIFICE THE SON OF HEAVEN
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>>376909169
all this time, and I never knew those were the lyrics.
I think half the fun of listening to Persona music is trying to understand the engrish lyrics
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Persona 5 is so good, lets keep making 100 threads about it everyday.
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Okay
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No, let's make 100 threads about console wars instead.
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A
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i challenge you to find an armor that's more pure sex than grandmaster griffin gear dyed all grey
protip: you can't!
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Makes Geralt look fat.
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>>377299741
>posts literally anything but Raven armor from W1
default outfit from 1 is also acceptable
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Anything from any Dark Souls, really.
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Puzzles that should never exists in adventure games 2017-05-18 12:05:39 Post No.377299732
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Puzzles that should never exists in adventure games
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>Musical puzzles. I have no aural skill, I can't tell pitches and tones for shit. Different sounds and noises are fine but everytime there's actual musical notes I have to look up a walkthrough.
>The same puzzle twice. Having to redo the hexipal in Broken Age or the last puzzle in Myst 4 added absolutely nothing of value.
>Puzzles where your character has to die to unlock the solution. Fucking Meljanz man.
>Mazes. They don't take any particular skill , they're just an exercise in patience. If you have to put one at least spice it up or make it pretty to look at, like the glass labyrinth in Sorcerer or the forest in Memoria.
>Texture hunting. Pixel hunting didn't die with 3D, I spent hours in Gabriel Knight 3 looking for Wilke's footprints all over dozens of low-res locales.
>Sudden time puzzles. The ones where you have a limited amount of time before game over or where something has a delayed and not obvious effect, like the pellets in Uru: Path of the Shell.
>Extracurricular knowledge. Basic math and language skills should be a prerequisite to finish an adventure game, musical notation and binary should not. Having to look them up out of game breaks immersion just enough to be annoying, at least put a way to learn about it in-game.
>15-puzzle / Tower of Hanoi. Like the double and maze they add nothing, they're just lazy padding.
>1001 buttons. Look, I get that you don't want players to brute force this, but once you know the solution there should be a minimum amount of actions you need to perform to solve a puzzle. The worst that comes to mind is the tiles one in Dracula 3: The Path of the Dragon.
>"How the fuck was I supposed to guess that?". It's okay to have crazy solutions in comical games but there has to be a way for someone who isn't the author to get to the solution. There's hundreds of examples, I vote for the part in Simon The Sorcerer 2 where you have to use the Magic verb on a beagle to turn him into a pair of slippers to sneak past a demon.
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>>377299732
Just play Japanese adventure games like Famicom Tantei Club Part II on SNES. They don't have any puzzles.
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>>377300882
I didn't say I want a visual novel without puzzles, just that these 10 kinds of puzzle rustle my jimmies.
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>>377299732
Sounds like you need to git gud boy.
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>Reminder that we will never EVER have a working Xbox emulator in our lifetimes
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>>376907268
everything worthwhile is on PC anyways.
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I would love to play all those games
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>>376907268
>most of those games are already on PC
for real though, Brothers in arms sucks a big one. If it was developed as a PC exclusive they might have been able to make maps that were larger than 2 lanes
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Trails/Kiseki thread 2017-05-14 02:03:50 Post No.376907229
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Tita confirmed taller than Towa.
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>alisa in the very first reveal
>still no laura
i just can't find it in me to care about the game yet
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Towa was such a fucking mistake
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>>376908697
>>376907229
She looks good in pantyhose.
A shame Tita doesn't have ZR though.
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/v/ blown the fuck out
SFV aspies blown the fuck out
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dude fighting game goty 2017 lmao
>shit gameplay
>Ed Boon didn't learn shit how to balance his game
>Normies flocking on the fanfic story mode about capeshit
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>>377299038
This looks like one of the most boring things to play at higher levels.
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>>377299183
this.
If I want an alternative to Capcom fighters I'll go KoF or GG/BB