ITT: we trigger /v/. I'll start with the obvious one.
"Nintendo is the best of the AAA developers."
>>376964745
Your right. They have at the worst mediocre game and have yet to release a broken or unfinished game.
>>376964787
That useless ass controller touch shit triggers me too.
Remember when people were mad that a White Person was White?
Next they'll be mad that Reaper is Mexican and not Black
>>376964070
Keep your shitty /pol/ threads off of this board you massive faggot.
>>376964763
>/pol/
>people mad about a brown person being brown and not black.
This isn't /pol/
>>376965156
>This isn't /pol/
This is exactly why this thread doesn't belong here.
Krupp steel und Porsche engines, who can defeat us?
p much everyone, it turns out
>>377338515
except the french
>>377338432
According to Russian tank "Simulators".
A T-34 will shoot it in the lower plate, causing the gear box to magically combust, setting the entire tank on fire in half a second.
>Go to play a JRPG
>Puzzles, random battles against enemies that give low experience, and escort missions
Why do developers think that role playing games need these things?
I doubt I'll even attempt a second playthrough of Persona 5, just due to how excruciating dealing with palaces is. It's the complete opposite of Persona 4 Golden.
>Go to play a WRPG
>shitty character design, horrible animations, HEY EVERYONE I AM TRANS, THIS IS MY DEADNAME
>isn't actually a RPG at all, but a shooter
>>376964010
>he wants to steamroll an entire game and feel no sense of growth and accomplishment.
Because roleplaying games consist more than just playing pretend. They have genre defining gameplay mechanics and design choices to them
Is it worth $3.99 or did I fuck up? I was drunk when I bought it..
What am I in for?
Check the score in RT to have an idea.
Bumping because I want to know if I should buy
Boring game with graphics for ants. Also steampunk is shit.
>arena fps dumbed down into team games and tactical shooters
>rts dumbed down into MOBA
>fighting games dumbed down and fading into nothing because they are too hard for casuals
>"w-well... at least they can never ruin shoot em ups and roguelikes, right? There's no way they can turn dodonpachi, gradius, and nethack and dumb it down for normie-":^)
>>376963023
>arena fps dumbed down into tactical shooters
Other way, you OCD ridden autist
>>376963513
>Other way
Which one came first fucktard?
>the "mobas have anything at all to do with rts from a design or gameplay perspective" meme
epic, just epic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKUGwlFJAHw
They are assholes for piling on that Japanese man, and for not explaining why they think Japanese games suck, yet they are also right. Japanese games use the same base mechanics that have been around for decades. It's always a sacrifice of either story, graphics, or gameplay.
>>377338171
Funny how Nintendo Made BotW since this rant, and it largely addresses the complaints they made about Zelda.
>>377338171
wow, what a cunt
>Single player game with incredibly low chances of loot dropping
Why is this a thing
>>376963017
I think the question answers itself, but basically game balance.
>>376963017
WHY DOES THIS EXIST
>>376963262
That isn't so bad. It's the PDA that is bullshit.
This thread is dedicated to all the fellow femanons on /v/. Post your dadfu.
I start.
femanons (male)
Who would win in a fight?
Leon from RE4 vs Joel from TLoU.
>>376963273
Joel because he isn't gay
It was 10 minutes long. Had I bought instead of rented it back in the day, I'd probably never buy a game by Square again.
its a fighting game. the story mode is only there for unlocking shit. your suppose to mainly play versus mode with your friends. you do have friends, right?
>>376962684
I only know about this game because of Skalligram.
>>376962684
>didn't play even half the game
As said >>376963442 said, it was a fighting game.
It's offerings were actually above par at the time with multiple modes and maps. You could transition from one map to another mid fight as most of them were actually connected to one another.
Also it had a few different modes, including the pretty challenging and fun survival mode against waves of progressively harder enemies that kinda teach you new mechanics because they will fuck you up if you don't understand the skill they're demanding . Things like shifting your balance forward or backwards when you clash swords or learning to 'abandon' an unfavorable situation and roll away when off balance and such.
The game really tried some new concepts that haven't really been explored before or since. It was pretty fun with friends
If you think the sewer level is that last level, then all you've ever seen is the 'bad end' and only half the game OP. I don't blame you, the real ending is obtuse and circuitous, and really wouldn't expect anyone to get it without a guide or some real dedication to ''get gud"
Which one of these Pokémon evolves into Seviper?
You should be able to answer this.
>>376962385
sableye
Not pictured.It's Stingulor of course.
suc
I have this problem on Steam, that whenever someone adds me to their friends list, I start to develop strong feelings towards them and it's usually goes beyond just playing. I start to get kinda jealous about them and sometimes when we play together, I can't actually enjoy the game because I'm too busy trying to figure out if someone else is trying to steal their attention from me.
Obviously as you can already guess, this is a result of no friends in real life. But still, I enjoy talking to them and I do enjoy playing with them but at the same time I get really jealous and I can't help myself but to want delete them and go back to neutral, lone wolf.
How can I battle this situation? I like being personal with them but I just get to attached. Is there a way to fight my jealousy?
I'm 26 btw, pathetic I know..
>>376961952
Just admit youre in love with them, gaylord.
>>376961952
OP you sound so sweet :O
>>376962040
Actually you're right. I recently drew on of them and sent it to their country via mail.
>>376962367
Thank you very much but I really suffer from it and I know it's because I don't have any friends in real life.
What difficulty anons?
I'd normally go for the very hardest but this seems like it'll be some Dante May Die shit, I'm guessing I should just go hard for the first playthrough then the hardest difficulty if I'm up for it on my second playthroughalthough I'm not sure a second playthrough will happen if it's like the first game where you have to clear the game a few times on the same save to get all the endings. Can i change difficulty at any time? If so I'll probably switch to it after I've cleared the first level or so.
It's either too easy or too hard. Take your pick. It doesn't matter though because you can change it whenever and there's no rewards associated with difficulty modes.
>>376961942
You're meant to increase the difficulty as you get better. Start on Normal, beat the tutorial, transition to hard once you've figured out how to not get hit, transition to very hard when you are given control of 9S (otherwise hacking is a boring joke)
Easy
>Too Easy with auto pod attack and other auto mechanics
Normal
>More difficult but ideal way to play the game
Hard
>1 power hit KO, 2 if you're lucky. R2 button will be gone by the end of the run
Very hard
>Don't even OP
Are there any video games that let me romance/marry animals?
>>376961860
https://cms.furcadia.com/
>>376961860
CM3D2
>>376961959
Since when? What does it involve?
Is that vidya going well?
No, because I don't have motivation.
>>376961969
that's kinda sad.
Stop being a lil' bitch and do something.
>>376961745
I'm beginning to try to learn some 3d-modeling right now