Post shit normies say in a conversation about video games that are innocent but still slightly annoy you because you're far more knowledgeable about video games and you're kind of smug about it.
I'll start.
>Subject is a game series
>"hey I heard they're making a new one"
>"new one." not even specific about what the new game is called, just the "new one."
>They probably haven't even seen the trailer, just heard it from a friend or saw a post about it online.
or
>Subject is about a new game
>"yo have you seen the new (game)? the graphics are amazing, it looks so real"
>The graphics aren't even exceptional
>The game only stands out to them graphically because they hardly play any games so there isn't much to compare it to.
>>377996887
>normies
you mean normalfags? normie is a sanitized term for redditors/neofags.
anyway, I don't talk to people I know about video games so I don't run into this problem. most people don't even know I play video games.
>>377997324
This OP
Never ever discuss something you know with someone who knows shit about it
>>377997959
>someone who knows shit about it
That means they DO know things about it.
"Shit-all" or "doesn't know shit" would mean they know nothing.
>>377996734
Stop replying to political-bait threads
You don't and you certainly won't save it by making these threads over and over again.
>be mainly PC guy my entire life
>denuvo fucks everything up, can't pirate the newest shit on PC anymore
>consoles get way more games this year
>spend most of my time playing games at 30 fps
Why is life so hard? Why can't just all games come out on all platforms at the same time?
>>377996028
>be mainly PC guy
>pirate
the word you are looking for is "poor" not "PC"
>DON'T buy anything day 1
>wait a couple months / a year for prices of CD keys drop to single-digits
>don't feel bad if the games suck, since they were cheap
not rocket science.
>>377996028
Sorry that you're life is so hard, having to pay for things and not being able to enjoy your precious butter smoothness.
What's your favorite questline from the Witcher series?
the detective one in TW1
The one where you talk to roach. I found it funny.
just realized not a single one in 2 or 3 were memorable to me or enjoyable. Any quest involving those funny stone trolls I guess.
This game is the best game ever made
My opinion on this is on the other side of the map and needs malaria pills. Please travel to the top right side of the map to get info, then the bottom left side of the map to complete my opinion mission.
I really couldn't get into FC1, is 2 better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncHZuq5j8Vo
Has a boy scout magazine leaked the e3 line up?
>>377994525
>Animal Crossing
You have my full attention
Is that some motherfucking Boys Life? Hot damn, I miss that magazine. They couldn't know jack god damn diddly shit about vidya, though. I remember when Mario 64 came out and they were shitting all over it while giving Quest 64 high reviews.
Also fuck them for making 13-year-old me think that stupid N64 glove controller was the coolest shit and making me beg my mom to buy one.
>tfw made it to both Eagle AND vigil in the OA and here I am shitposting on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum
When I see people defend the crate system in overwatch why do they never bring up the game is still selling stupidly well. I see them try to defend that free updates require the loot boxes. Free updates keep discussion of the game going while attracting new customers or am I missing something.
What games did a free update model well? I know Left 4 Dead did good ignoring the Xbox release and Splatoon gets mentioned sometimes here.
Microtransactions are required if you want to justify long term support for a multiplayer game to bean counters.
And the reality is, Overwatch's boxes are very easy to ignore.
>>377994342
>free updates require loot boxes
>>377994342
People who buy loot boxes are idiots.
People who spend money on skins are idots.
People who buy into rng boxes for skins are idiots.
Trying to argue with an idiot makes you an idiot.
Blizzard is smart because they know their idiots will buy into anything they offer.
There is no real defense for buyable loot boxes, but any arguments against it is always going to be ignored.
The best 3D platformer ever and its remake comes out next mouth how hype are you
>>377993832
If they were remaking Spyro I think they would have mentioned it
>>377993832
>The best 3D platformer ever
lol
>vietnam game
>Better Run Through The Jungle starts playing
Rising Storm 2 general. Expectations? Disappointments? Hype or no?
>inb4 CoD shitters dying and whining.
i think i'll wait a year for content and bug fixes
>flame thrower nerfed to uselessness
Fucking casuals man.
>>377994313
>using a flamethrower
The casual is you, anon.
Bloodstained is 20% complete, after 3 years. Last year they were 10%. That means at this rate the game will be complete in 2025.
https://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Xombiemike/bloodstained-still-planned-for-early-2018-437801.phtml
>>377993713
isn't it just on unity or UE4 or something? how does make a simple side scroller take so long?
>>377993772
It's UE4.
>how does make a simple side scroller take so long?
The Inti-Creates Special Touch.
Creative people with no bosses and a lot of money tend to do this.
>*opens mic to laugh*
>Opens mic to cough
People enjoy my laugh
how do you open a mic
Which one would you take as your wife, /v/?
Who would make the best mother to your children?
>>377992421
Both
The one who manages to shoot down at least 5 enemy planes and become an ace
>>377992421
you don't keep whores as mothers.
HAHA FUCK ADULTS
>is 16
Yes? just because you can have sex and drink at that age doesn't mean you're an adult.
>>377991919
I was wondering the same thing. the main cast in persona 5 are basically adults.
So what was the deal with the whole thing about his fucked up legs initially it seemed like it would be more imprtant than it was.
ITT: spoil a game a people guess where its from
You where the bad guy all along but you forgot and ended up doing your own thing
>>377990143
half of all game plots ever
but also KotOR
>>377989938
The culprit is god. You defeat them.
hi can you pls give me some mesos?
Sure.
*drops 1 coin*
>mfw seeing someone drop stacks of bills on the third manhole at kerning city
I was convinced those were nx cash
Obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NoF8PHQJqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv8QObpL2EY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6LIFBVhObQ