Well, that's ONE surprise out of Nintendo's sleeve for this year's E3
Anyone worried they won't have much more unannounced games to show?
>>377833717
KEIJI INAFUNE PRESENTS METRIOD
>>377833717
PAPER STAR FOX
>>377833717
>that's ONE surprise
Well, thankfully this Rabbits crap isn't developed by Nintendo so hopefully they'll have some good surprises as well.
>MC
Physical/Gun damage dealer with buff/debuffs
>Ryuji
Physical damage dealer with attack buff and charge
>Ann
Magic damage dealer with debuff and concentrate
>Makoto
Healslut and defense buff
If your MC is a magic fag (only cucks main this) then replace Ann with Haru.
Every other member is trash
You're objectively right.
there's such a thing as trying too hard to bait, you know
You can use literally any character to win. I beat merciless without reaper fagging with haru morgana and yuuske.
What does Nintendo need to announce at E3 to save themselves from this mess?
Super Mario Odyssey gameplay blow out and a new Metroid. I can see people booing this shit during treehouse live, the complete opposite reaction to Splatoon's reveal.
>>377833614
it says #sassy u illiterate retard
>>377833614
That they're closing their company and lilling themselves live on stage
>release console with one game
>your big hit isn't coming out until the holiday
>sell shovelware with lazy design in the meanwhile
>switch buyers will have to buy it to justify their purchase
It's the perfect strategy
>>377833237
Stop spamming this shit you fucking retard.
>>377833237
>graces /v/ with yet another thread based on this game
there are already like 6, just take this shit to one of those.
>you bought a Switch
This game is my jam
>>377833194
>You will never lead an offense against China
>You will never lead the invasion of Moscow
What a shame
>>377833194
>no basebuilding
>now I remember why I didn't like it because it wasn't a true RTS
>>377834596
>play as lieutenant in US Army
>apparently it's your job to produce building and units
That's not how it works. An RTS doesn't mean "build everything."
What are the chances of getting this and/or 1.5+2.5?
Will they announce it at E3?
>>377833135
why would a non-playstation console ever get 1.5 and 2.5?
use your head
Why is a fan rpg maker game better than most triple A RPG's made these days?
Because.
Is it worth playing if you're only up to part 5 (halfway through)?
Because you'll eat any shit with JoJo on it.
>reviews are part of the marketing plan
And people still think reviews arent bought
Who was this presentation made for?
>>377832889
Clearly they need to fix the timeline
What is up fellow gamers? What would it take for you to be convinced that Mario Rabbids is GOTY?
https://youtu.be/rNVCD1dsnJI?t=5m10s
>>377832815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc
>>377832815
quickly make a premise for a game with this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCgZmSqEPA4
https://youtu.be/DTlLJIO01sA
ITT: Purchases you made with your dick that you now regret
I spent $400 on this shit because of the fanart. I mean it was OK, but I should have emulated it.
>>377832723
kek, I spent $9800 and it was worth it.
>>377832957
Where do you live, the moon?
>>377832957
WTF? Why not just get it for wiiu then?
*Saves Vidya*
>>377832697
Damn he looks exactly like nips on those ww2 posters
kojima has never made a good game.
>>377833064
he's made some great movies though
>>377832517
>Levels are fucking brutal
>Bosses are hilariously easy
I wasn't sure whether to be relieved or insulted.
Hello /v/, what should we call my video game related podcast?
Pixel Hunters
call it the gnarlydude
>>377832074
That exists already you fucking faggot!
>>377832109
We'll take this into consideration!
How's your health?
My cock hurts please nurse it back to health.
Well my eye hurts. Like inside of it.
My ass itches
What's an abnormal way you've played a game?
I've bought a game twice and cross-played with myself between Vita and PS3, for trophies.
>>377831796
I played dozen of 2 player PS1 games with my hands on P1 and feet on P2.
Played through Deus Ex one time almost exclusively using the GEP gun, LAWs and Dragon Tooth.
My inventory was so congested I only had two units free and would sometimes have to drop LAWs to free up space in order to carry something I needed, sometimes I'd wouldn't pick up something until I used a LAW and then go all the way back to where it was to get it