>old /v/
>Bring on the flat chests
>Nu /v/
>hurrr don't sexualize her she's not an adult you're only allowed to like grown women cause my college professor said so
What went wrong?
>>377903876
>What went wrong?
muh thicc memers migrated here
>>377903876
Not vidya.
>>377903876
>autistic paedophile complaining again
kys
What are some games with stories and narratives that actually take advantage of the medium instead of dumping cutscenes and walls of text on you like wannabe movies and books?
Supergiant games did a really great job of this with Bastion and Transistor. Portal is another game that comes to mind.
Call of Juarez: Gunslinger
Both games are worth checking out. Bastion and Transistor are in my opinion how a game that wants you to focus on its story should be done.
when the hell is Pyre coming out anyway
ITT: /v/ approved reviewers
BIG
FREE
>>377903191
TEN INCH PENISsage
remember me?
>>377903065
haha wowe
even the children have stopped playing it
Saw a normalfag Chad playing alongside his GF yesterday on the bus ride home.
>I have tyrog and stantler
She was saying to him.
What does /v/ think of Killercheckthis7?
>>377903063
I played the first mission and was pretty disappointed. I don't know if it gets better but from what I've played, its very suda51. Mediocre but "eccentric". Killer is Dead and No More Heroes felt more fun to play.
>>377903672
The whole game's like that, to my understanding, it's supposed to be kind of bad on purpose. Not one of my favorite games, but then I'm not one of those people who insist games are art, and the only way to get the most out of Killer7 is to view it in that way. I still think it's worth playing because there's nothing else like it.
this guy was cool, he jacks off four times a day or something.
Is there a person stronger than Todd Howard?
And I'm not talking about Todd Howard asking you politely buy his game. I'm not talking about Todd Howard in a police uniform asking to see your Skyrim receipts either. Hell I'm not even talking about Todd Howard holding a grenade after hearing you never upgraded to the Special Edition of Skyrim, you never played Fallout 4, and you think Daggerfall is the best Elder Scrolls game. I'm talking about Todd Howard who is 6'2 and has a grenade, a shotgun, several handguns (all weapons in which he is flawlessly trained),
several perfect disguises (each capable of convincing you to buy his game unseen), access to your phone number (which allows
him to make phone calls that can't be rejected), full knowledge of your address, can turn bright red with glowing eyes and shout really loudly, can fill his head with enough rage such that it is massive enough to threaten earth with a global extinction event and has just heard that you won't buy his game, you pirated Skyrim (and never played it), you think Fallout 4 is shit, you've never been to nor watched a Bethesda conference, you're convincing your friends not to buy TES IV, you have fewer than 200 hours in Bethesda games, and you just called him a manlet after posting pics where he appears to have wet himself.
>that kid who thought Toddposting was funny
>>377903038
Hey guys, I'm T...I mean...Rodd, this is my first time here. I just want to tell all of my that I bought 2 copies of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Special Edition and I'm currently having one hell of a fun time, you should all buy it too!
>>377904365
oh i already pirated it but thanks
Why do American bathrooms have two access doors?
Why are american doors so huge?
>>377903208
that was a repurposed amusement park im p sure that shower room wasn't a washroom to begin with as well
>>377903208
McDonalds, Wendy's ...
yOU kNOW WHAT TO DO
>>377902976
DRAGONSHIIIIT
>>377902976
actually, it's a kamen rider suit not a power ranger suit you pleb
It's a green version of this
So one thing always annoyed me about hotline miami 2.
All the music in the game is adrenaline pumping and fast paced. But the levels with beard, where he is in a war scenario, that is total chaos, the music is extremely calm and relaxing.
As in, the music that plays while you are shooting and slicing entire army bases until they are empty.
Just listen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCikIkXslP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LsoCoPUXao
Why is this? I never see this discussed anywhere
>Hating the two good songs in this irredeemable shit pile of a game
kys
>>377902868
I don't know, but I like it
>>377902950
>>377902956
no no, I came off as negative.
I loved these levels, and the music.
I just want reasons, call me autistic.
There must be some story / charecter reason for this. right?
I fucked 7 girls too.
>>377902819
I fucked their moms too
>feelio when literal babbies like you browse the same board as me
>>377902964
Don't bully my boyfriend, he was really excited to make this thread.
Is this the most fedora JRPG?
>>377902620
it's honestly one of the most shitty rpgs I've ever played. How much of a w.eeb do you have to be to like it?
>>377902620
You've already made this thread anon
If not for playing Xenogears in my formative years I never would have realized that beneath the surface of even the most benevolent seeming organizations there always exists a dark and deeply rooted evil.
It prepared me for the truth of the world far better than any lesson I learned in school.
Why do normies like playing as thieves when mages are the based RPG class?
>>377902389
So people cant do what they want?
>>377902503
They can do what they want, I just want to know why they want to do stupid things.
>>377902389
I thought normies tend to choose fighters.
No really what's in the canister? Is it even legal for law enforcement to use a poisonous gas against criminals?
>>377902129
It's okay since he only uses it against other cops.
>>377902129
It's best you don't ask
>>377902129
well last time it happened things went very wrong
How long till the characters to be revealed at E3 are leaked?
>>377902090
We already know the Marvel roster, anon.
>>377903064
Sauce?
>>377903785
I saw Mark Cerny at work, AMA.
And no, I didn't talk to him becauseI am a professional and he was there on business.
>>377902087
>I am a professional and he was there on business
You play the piano in a brothel?
>>377902121
No, I play the Cello. But in a brothel.
So what business?