where is that alpha server?
>Badly aged, “realistic” graphics
>Two dimensional main villain (Ganondorf) added in at the last second for no fucking reason
>Items that get never used outside their dungeons like the Dominion Rod, Ball and Chain, and the Spinner
>Constant blatant rehashes of Ocarina of Time’s soundtrack, does nothing interesting with the songs
>No clear visual aesthetic outside of “realistic”. Only the Twilight Realms and the official game art do anything artistically unique.
>World full of characters that do fuck all
>Song playing reduced to story-sequence only
>Character designs that borderline from “quirky” to flat-out disgusting
>Princess Zelda reduced to flat, two-dimensional character after Wind Waker finally did something interesting with the character
>Empty overworld with disgusting textures and fuck all to do
>Constant boring collect-athons
>Wii version objectively worse than the Gamecube release, despite the game being heavily advertised as a Wii title
>Miyamoto himself stated that he felt something was “missing” from the game
>HD remake barely looks any different to the original
Could it be the worst 3D Zelda? My radar saysonly Skyward Sword is worse.
>>378578029
I liked it.
No it's the best selling Zelda.
>>378578029
>HD remake barely looks any different to the original
no it's beautiful
why didn't they call it Cyrodiil?
Because it was about the Oblivion invasion
>>378576457
Skyrim was about dragons, they didn't call it 'TES: Dragons are back'
>>378576457THE HAVE OF HEARD YOU ELVES HIGH?
What do they have in store for E3?
What would you like to see from the Sony conference?
Ape Escape 4.
Tomorrow Ape Escape will be 18 years old
They should have a big titted girl for most of the show.
Works for Nintendo
Is this the greatest boss battle in recent history?
No.
It's a game that forces you to use your time travel powers to defeat a boss because it's near impossible to beat Sans in less than 5 tries.
Marge where are we
>tfw just found out this character is a trap
How did Yoko Taro get away with this?
>>378575120
Japan is full of fags
>>378575120
Um, excuse me, but the correct term is "futanari"
>>378575120
She's a hermaphrodite you stupid fucking donkey.
You guys lied to me. This game is great
wrong
>>378575050
You are right. Welcome to the good side of /v/.
Scrabbling a bit!
>vidya opinions that legit make you mad
What's her name /v/?
this one
>>378573934
>there's no mew under the truck in red/green/blue/yellow
THEN HOW THE FUCK DID I CATCH MINE FAGGOTS?
It's fun with friends
I want this to happen just for the shitpost that will cause.
Can someone please post the rumors that came a little earlier about it ?
>>378573683
About the "phantom wall"?
>>378573683
Bump for interest
What's the Twin Peaks of videogames?
No, this fucker doesn't count. No it doesn't. This is a parody of it.
But Twin Peaks is also a parody.
>>378571963
It's the only one that comes close though
>widely regarded as a masterpiece
>follow up was trash nobody liked or cared about and was shit except for the ending
>this was later followed by a prequel with a a completely different tone
What do you hope to see from this game besides a release window?
Sex with Kairi
Something more than Olymp and Tangled and at least one new OST track
>>378570884
Oswald
Excuse me...
I.....I'm looking for Silent Hill. Is this the way?
Nah pal, it's about a mile back. You missed the turn.
Depends. You looking for the original one in the New England area? Or that wannabe shithole that opened up in Philly some time ago?
LOST? What do you mean, LOST?
why is this allowed?
>>378570327
So both animators used the same meme video for their dance, wew.
>>378570327
Yes, Overwatch doesn't have an original bone in it's body. Everybody should know this by now, why do you think it's news?
jews desu
I'll see myself out
>>/pol/
EGYPT CONFIRMED NIGGAS
WE
WUZ
KANGZAnyone else excited?
>>378569739
fake.
Hell yeah, I'm excited. I miss my yearly dose of asscreed so much. This is my drug.
how tall were the biggest buildings in ancient egypt? 3 stories tops?
wtf are you going to climb besides muh pyramids and the royal palace that has any sort of height to get away from guards and exploring to get the layout of the land
ib4climb 50 obelisks to unlock the map
Halo is the most JUST series.
>be literally one of the greatest, and most satisfying trilogies of all time
>could have been left alone, with all dignity intact
>instead milked by jews into irrelevancy with no plans to stop
>original creators abandon you and leave behind literally the D-Team of the company to look after you
>D-Team is incompetent, visionless, and bastardizes your image at every turn
>legacy forever tainted; now just seen another sci-fi shooter
>original creators who once loved you are being held hostage and raped by Activision
>go from having one of the most fun and creative communities to becoming an autism breeding-ground like Sonic
leave Halo alone, you sick fucks.
>>378569368
>one of the greatest, and most satisfying trilogies of all time
on which planet exactly?
Halo's the pinnacle of generic and slow speesh muhreen shooters, plus a total genre-ruining and overrated trash.
>inb4 halo was never great fags
Halo 1-3 are trilogy kino.
>fantastic soundtracks
>great gameplay
>great level design that is fun to play through and look at
>great artstyles
>good plots/stories
>some of the best communities supported by the developers
>>378569368
>leave behind literally the D-Team of the company
Like 2 Bungie people transferred to 343i, MS built the company from scratch.