WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS?
>>378613613
People who use consoles.
>>378613613
it's funny because the Jap search has normal on screen keyboard
someone who just slapped some shit together quick for the handful of people retarded enough to not use the web store
Is he right, /v/?
>>378612372
All esports are stupid and will never pan out
>>378612372
>software and hardware bugs
Like combos in SF2?
I knew fighting game retards were pretty stupid, but goddamn.
HOPES ?
DREAMS ?
EXPECTATIONS ?
Staying dry from the storm ?
Sup
>>378611584
Devil May Cry 5
Bloodborne II
The Evil Within II
Final Fantasy XV-2
Next Pokemon Game
>>378611584
This, and only this.
>It's a large HP boss that regenerates its health back to full if you take too long episode
>>378610793
>TWO
>HEALTH BARS
>>378610793
I liked doing this in Demon's Souls as the Old Monk boss
>Blessed Mirdane hammer +5
>Regenerator's ring
>Adjudicator's Shield +5
>Second chance
Watching my health bar on the bottom of the screen quickly fill up was great
>Boss can heal
>Spends the entire fight spamming paralysis attacks so he heals more you can dish out
>watches one Pokemon creepypasta video
>>378610257
The only ones I liked was Pokemon Black and Soul Silver but after reading it a year ago again it became "BUT HIS HEAD EXPLODED INTO REAL BLOOD" garbage. At least Pokemon Black was a bit convincing. However I do remember way back when /vp/ started people were making their own stories about "yandre Lyra" and something about feeding Ethan a bloody milkshake.
>>378611461
Yandere? Have you for real never heard that term? And you've been on the internet for how long?
>>378611559
this was back in 2011, before I knew what it was. It was a long time agoooo
what are some games that are considered the most fun you can possibly have?
There's one I can't really remember the name of, I think it's "Mineycrafta" or something like that?
>>378610175
>Tfw the computerbook has /nogames/
so is mike going to jail?
Still the king after all these years
So which is better? Inventing the standard or refining the standard to a shining finish? Because Metroid II invented a lot of standards but Super Metroid is far more playable. In fact Metroid 2 is never played anymore unless you count am2r
>>378610157
Ocarina of Time is one of the only games to get open worlds right
Seriously, how do open world games not get it right when Ocarina of Time did so many years ago?
HINT: Ocarina didn't need NPCs lttering its open world every 5 feet
HINT #2: Even Breath of the Wild didn't replicate Ocarina's world design.
>>378610618
OoT is boring as fuck. I enjoyed my one playthrough but I will never replay it bevause the world is empty as fuck. If you think NPCs are a bad thing you're a retard.
I just got this. I played it for 5 minutes and quit out of sheer frustration. You click to attack, click to walk, stop in the middle of walking so some rat can walk. Am I playing the game wrong? Or is it really that fucking slow and lame?
>>378609680
The draw of the series is tge story. But yeah it's slow. Just a heads up, you can recover health in any area that isn't dangerous by opening your pipboy and hitting the be button.
>>378609680
hold shift
>>378609680
There are different speeds for combat in the settings but the game can still be slow sometimes. You either like it or you dont i guess. Once you get to the point where you are one shotting enemies the combat speed picks up.
what does /v/ think of low tier god?
>coloured """people"""
>>378609453
I don't watch fightan but didn't this guy get BTFOed like six times or something?
>>378609530
>Canadians
is this right?
>>378609429
KERO blaster is not harder than cave story
>>378609429
Put MMZ instead of X
meat boy ain't even hard
Is she, dare I say it, /our girl/?
Huh, BACK OFF!?! she'smy daughteru
I enjoy masturbating to Neptunia girls.
>>378608108
>>378608209
>She
Trying to find a new phone game to pass the time. Most of the new ones are for brain dead monkeys who want to just have the game play itself and that's not my style. I've played most of the good ones like PAD, boom beach, clash, plague inc., balloon TD, plants v zombies, infinity blade, and I can go on and on.
Just looking for something fresh and challenging. I don't mind spending a dollar or 2, but I'm not looking for some shitty dumb down port with awful controls.
Any suggestions would be appreciated.
The Kingdom Rush trilogy?Origins is Mobile-exclusive still and has a severe balance issue in the player's favor, but I won't tell ya unless you ask, but the overall experience is still enjoyable.
>>378607384
>new phone game
You're an adult. You can literally spent your time on other things
>>378608210
You are on a video game forum. Are you actually giving me shit for asking about games?
Do you expect to keep playing vidya when you get old?
No I plan on offing myself before 40
>>378607106
I would hope that gaming as old man become norm in the future.
all my grandpa does anymore is play ace combat or diablo 3, there's not much shit you can do when you're old
Only mobile game worth playing besidesCrash Fever
Prove me wrong
(can we please have a mobile gamer thread)
DELET
Post Battlecats
is pixel dungeon the best roguelike I can stick on my phone? And what variants should I check out? My friend told me to go for Shattered but there's quite a few.
>muh low skill floor
educate yourselves
I'm trying very hard to understand what your point is and I've got nothing
I don't get it. Your pic doesn't at all support the implications of your text.
>>378606292
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