But let's be serious for a moment.
If video games do not need/have stories, why does practically every game more complicated than Tetris have scenarios and assets that aren't basic or arbitrary? Why bother with elaborate designs? The oldest games used simple geometric shapes to represent everything and that works just fine. Gameplay doesn't need a reason to exist, creating a narrative context for the objectives and mechanics is completely pointless and adds nothing. People would enjoy these games just as much if they didn't have characters, settings or plots. It would also make development faster and cheaper since flat color polygon geometry is a lot cheaper than custom assets.
>>378432773
I have the original poster/map that came with the SNES cartridge for this game and I will never not love this image
You'd have a lot of fun being a red blood cell OP.
>>378434174
Can you reword that in a way that has to do with video games?
>difficulty
It's a Skinner box for retards
>>378432734
>artificial
I mean, what the FUCK does that mean? What? Megaman is also artificial because they can ghost through solid walls and you cannot? Explain this artificial concept to me, because it sounds like you just find it difficult.
>>378432734
How is this artificial difficulty?
Are you retarded, once you know enemies attack patterns you can easily avoid them.
Get out of here with your "I'm a shitter so it must be the games fault" thread.
>Yfw Overwatch can fuck off now that we have a superior free version
>>378432418
>t. third worlder who can't spare 40$
TF2 existed before Overwatch
>>378432418
superior, nah
free, sure
Alright, /v/, it's that time again.
Describe a video game with a Spongebob quote.
>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
>are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
>MY LEGS
>Melee HD
>Online play
>No mechanics removed
>Fox and Falco get slight nerfs, Kirby and Bowser get slight buffs, GW gets L-cancelling, Ice Climbers lose wobbling
>45new characters, all of them originally meant to be in the game (Lucas, Snake, Sonic, Warioand Toad, unlocked through getting a perfect score in the credits game[/spolier]
>Unlock requirements lessened, most chatacters and stages unlocked from the start
>Omega stages
>Music selection like Brawl and 4
>For Glory includes FD, Battlefield, Yoshi's Story, FoD, Pokemon Stadium, and Dream Land
Perfect Smash game?
>>378431836
oh my i fucked up the spoiler
How could Lucas have originally been meant to be in Melee when Mother 3 wasn't out at the time Melee was released?
>>378431979
you don't know?
What will Todd deliver this year at E3?
>>378431695
More games for me to pirate
>>378431695
Lies
Solid games that will get shit on by /v/ on account of their massive popularity
Riders on the storm
>>378431483
Why would you want to ruin a good looking car with shit stickers and body mods?
>>378431624
Because it makes you go 2 fast
I'M WINNING
YOU'RE LOSING
>>378431298
This hunky Romeo right here
I want tobuy guns fromhim
>>378431613
hahaha, absolute classic my fellow anon
Well its nearly over, It sounds like you guys had a lot of fun playing Fallout 4â„¢ for free this weekend! But now its time for you to buy Fallout 4â„¢ and the season pass as well, who knows if enough people buy it, I might give you a Skyrim free weekend in August!
>>378431104
thanks based todd... i-i'll buy it when i get my next paycheck
How about a New Vegas free weekend, Todd?
>>378431104
Yeah I tried it... and my god was it shit. I will N E V E R buy it. I think I'll go play New Vegas again (which by the way is superior to anything that you have ever made)
>Every game nowadays takes a day to download on my slow ass internet
I miss the days of 8GB games. What the fuck are devs even using the space for? Crysis 3 is less than 10GB and looks better than most 50GB games.
Get a job, stop living as a neet off your disappointed mother and pay for better internet.
The data caps are what piss me off, not the speed
>>378431049
>complaining about vidya technology moving on with the times
Protip: internet connections are faster, too.
Uncompress textures.
Uncompressed cutscenes.
I'm on pretty fast internet but it still bugs me when I download a 40-50 gig game when the size could be much more compressed than it is.
A height difference
>>378431019
When will they learn
A difference in height
>>378431019
Yeah, that's my fetish.
One of them.
im downloadong now
is the sub really payable with in-game currency? looking to enjoy some comfy grinding on warlock or mage maybe
one more thing
im 30 ghz under the req system spec
how fucked am i?
>>378430515
>rdps in legion
your life is hell. all your specs are fucking boring and have no depth.
ingame buy price is super inflated cause the tokens can be used for bnet balance, which can be used in all blizz games, and soon to be Destiny 2 as well.
>>378430761
>no depth for dps
then what is actually fun
i havent played the trial since wotlk was the new hotness and arcane mage felt very satisfying back then
How in the fuck is the spin dash even physically possibly? What is holding him in place as he charges up his dash?
Shut the fuck up.
>>378430453
You're seriously questioning the logic of a game where you are an anthropomorphic hedgehog that can run at the speed of sound in a world where roads with loops are a common occurrence, and where you're fighting a mad human scientist that built an army of animal powered robots?
How in the fuck are floating bricks even possible? What is holding them in place?
PC dominated this year. Realistically, how can consoles compete?
>2017
HAHA HE POSTED IT AGAIN THE FUCKING MADMAN
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE OF NONE OF THESE GAMES WILL COME OUT THIS YEAR HAHAHAHA FUCKING HILARIOUS!! LE UPBOATS FOR OP PLEASE!!! XD
>>378430225
>Also on PS4
>"man, I can't wait to play this new game that is going to release on my gaming console of choice"
>"you can't"
>"what?"
>"you can't play this game on your gaming console of choice?"
>"why?"
>"because it's going to be released on PC, meaning you're not allowed to play on your gaming console of choice because it's not an exclusive game"
Why this kind of thing happens?
>>378430201
Let's have a mii verse thread instead
>>378430201
Satania is dumb as rocks.
>>378430420