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>>379314331
>screencap twitter bullshit
fuck off cancer
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>>379314331
>Making fun of a groundbreaking ceremony
Fuck off Seaworld, I'll drink your tears using as many straws as I want.
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>>379314331
Literally nobody expects this to be good. Universal is known for being as cheap as possible unless it's Harry Potter. Nintendo isn't even their brand so of course they aren't going to make quality attractions.
Disney is the only company that knows how to make theme parks.
Holy shit... GOTY 2017 and its not even close
get in here hollowbrahs
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Fuck Trial of Fools
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>>379313979
About to do trial of conquerors now, can you give me a quick rundown?
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>>379313864
Sorry, that flavor of the month has reached it's expiration date. This month's choices are Tekken 7 or Guilty Gear Xrd Rev 2 for the hipsters.
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>Breath of the Wild
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>Mario Odyssey
>Arms
>Splatoon 2
>Mario Rabbids
>New SMT
>New Fire Emblem
>New Game with Travis Touchdown
>Updated Ports of Mario Kart 8 and Pokken Tournament
>Third party titles starting to increase in volume
>Indie games galore
>More to be announced probably
So why am I supposed to think nothing is being released this year? For a first year this is actually pretty promising.
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Anyone notice how every Switch thread is just the OP screaming at people that they need to buy a Switch, and then getting absolutely assblasted if someone says no?
Why is that?
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>>379313607
Don't forget Monster Hunter XX, Red Out and Project Octopath
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>>379313765
you can't stop this train anon. Get a switch or gtfo
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Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood
https://youtu.be/fSdfPXFGuw0
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DEAD GAME
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I LOVE SUCKING BIG ALA MHIGAN COCKS!
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>>377894378
Settle down there, Alphinaud.
>gf broke up with him 2 months after his proposal
>is now stuck with a big ass mortgage while paying for her ex's new apartment while also paying for a NEW car
>channel is almost dead and views have never been lower
>got caught masturbating on stream
>got told to fuck off by machinima after insulting them
>has no friends since he betrayed them all for ex-gf and money
>is the laughingstock of the internet
>"I have more time and freedom to stream now"
Where did it all go so right? PART 2
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>>379313471
I don't get why /v/ likes his videos. His real life failings are hilarious but he's not that bad a videogames, like when he beat the Cerberus using Ebony and Ivory
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>>379313471
wait, did leanna really broke up with him ?
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>>379313471
Your shitposts are weak, nobody cares about this, and this thread will die faster than your last one.
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>tfw you find a game you're too casual for
What's her name?
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>>379312835
Undertale easily
I still can't get past the Toriel fight
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Ninja gayden, It was fun but fuck those demon dragon guys they have a ton of hp so not even the huge blade can kill them fast.
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Denuvo v4 actually didn't use VMProtect because of legal issues, but since Sony (and EA) is already throwing shitload money to them, Denuvo is back stronger than ever (Denuvo V5)
http://vmpsoft.com/20170606/vmprotect-and-denuvo-gmbh/
Say goodbye to week one cracked games faggots, enjoy waiting 3 months or even years to get a single video game cracked.
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>>379311236
>Say goodbye to week one cracked games faggots, enjoy waiting 3 months or even years to get a single video game cracked.
That's what they said about V4. It's only going to get faster and faster. They can only rehash the same code so many times before the tricks are understood and easily defeated
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>This time, denuvo is truly uncrackable, says increasingly nervous man for the 5th time
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is anything even coming out soon that anyone wants?
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>don't give a fuck about Overwatch
>don't give a fuck about League, Dota, or whatever
>don't give a fuck about the nauseating frankenstein TF2 has been molested into
>don't give a fuck about le epib Twitch streaming culture
>don't give a shit about le idubbz filthy frank watching 15 year old Dorito Mountain dew memeing fuckheads who make up the "gamer" demographic
>don't give a fuck about PUBG, Arma, or any other faggot shit
Why? My demographic has been displaced. I hate all this modern shit. Dark Souls 3 is like the one modern game I like, and it's only "good" at best. I can't spend 12 hrs a day playing games anymore, because they're all shit! I hate these meme spewing fuckhead teenagers that game dev companies pander to!
I'm sorry. I know I sound like an idiot, but the only games I can stand playing are from like 2010 and prior. The new shit just sucks.
Is this a me problem, or are games really bad? Is there a solution?
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>>379310497
I think you're just an idiot or you refuse to look deeper than surface level shit. This year so far I find Nioh and Dead Cells to be fantastic. Some really solid fighting games came out this year too.
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Stellaris is pretty neat, so are the other Paradox Clausewitz enginge games. Give them a try if you haven't allready.
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>>379310898
Nioh looks cool, but it's just more soulsborne. That other game looks like some typical pixel indie shit. No thanks.
>>379310938
looks interesting i guess. i'll look into it.
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Why das3 was such disappointment compared to the das2 and bloodborne?
It's like developers stopped caring
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Oh boy, here come the DS2 babbies with their "DS2 is better than DS3"-bullshit.
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>>377893204
how can das2 fanbabies be so insufferable
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Is that a teaser for the Switch port?
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4 DAYS UNTIL E3 : FINAL DAYS
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Other is just about to hit the limit folks
HOPES ?
DREAMS ?
EXPECTATIONS ?
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Cant wait for Metal Gear Survive.
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Memes aside, I'm hoping God of War 4 might actually be decent looking.
And for Ubisoft to announce something not Tom Clancy/shooter related - preferably a Rayman game.
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Stop expecting a DMC5 to happen you stupid fucks, this is Capcom.
How the fuck can people consider this cunt balanced?
>Can 1v3 you in lane and god forbid your a melee hero cause if you go up to attack him you just fed first blood
>You wish you had a creep wave nope sorry he's just gonna cut and kill every single one and actually be more dangerous to approach when he does this
>Even if you somehow could kill him in lane he just falls back to jungle to farm an 8 minute blink
>Lol one of the most powerful slows in the game, place it on a support and watch him get run down and solo killed unable to do anything about it
>REVERSE POLARITY ON A 10 SECOND COOLDOWN MIXED WITH THE ABILITY TO SOLO KILL ANYONE HE CATCH IN IT WITH NO ITEMS
>Oh he got me low during call I'll just run away except no he can insta gib me from half health
>Catches and kills one support instantly in call, nothing you could do about it, and now his team gets a free centaur ult
>even if he feeds he'll still be unkillable and have more farm than your carry come minutes 30
>Unbeatable at all stages of the game
>You know what he needs these last few patches? Buffs and the ability to reduce everyone's damage by 30%
I'm starting a petition to remove this OP shit from the game
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stop being bad
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lol how do i counter a stove
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> Can 1v3 you in lane
Sure, you and your team are absolutly not the problem here.
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IT'S OVER NINTENDO HAS WON
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>>379310183
Not unless they can stock it well.
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I feel genuinely bad for switchposters who clearly have lost all hope.
>New pokemon is 3DS exclusive
>New Fire Emblem is 3DS Exclusive
>New Pikmin is 3DS Exclusive
>New Animal Crossing is fucking mobile exclusive
They have to pretend to be excited over wii u ports and colored controllers
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Just sell the green and pink condoms for it separately and I'll buy it.
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Literally only failed because it was on Wii U. Even Pokken sold less than 70k in it's first week in Japan and it's part of one of the most popular franchises ever, so of course a game like this is only gonna sell about 20k in it's first week. It deserves a second chance on Switch.
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It's only fire emblem in name and it shit's on the legacy of two classic rpg series.
It's like they tried to make it as generic as possible
>inb4 b-b-but the gameplay is good!!
Waifu pandering and it's the lowest FE has gone for pandering, good thing they've redeemed themselves hard with FE Echoes
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>>379310951
go back
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>>379309938
Idoltrash is the lowest of the low. It just does not get any worse. Idols are supposed to be for like 12 year old girls, it's fucking embarrassing that adult men like that shit.
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what sword has the best design and why is it the master sword?
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That looks gay as fuck, man.
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>>377892629
The Claidheamh Mor.
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>>377892698
like its wielder
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Top kuk
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Not surprising in the least
>combat is just slightly flashier Mountain Blade with less depth
>no real reason to keep playing once you've maxed level
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>>379310283
How can you even have less depth than mountain blade? That combat system isn't exactly complex.
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>>379310359
Fights are 2v2 and separate from the fodder fights, which make Dynasty Warriors look tactically complex
Combat boils down to the same high-low-left-right shit from M&B