Let's have a Mortal Kombat thread
>favorite kharacters
>favorite game
>hopes & fears for MK11
They should allow for full nudity in a Mortal Kombat game.
IT'S OVER JAREK
THE GOOD GUYS WON
>>389090801
Post more sheeva
>>388726058
>/v/ now parrots niggers opinions
What happened?
>>388726398
Fuck off, retard.
>>388726398
Found the cultist. How much have you spent?
>Monday rolls around
>Go to FUCKING GAMESTOP for my launch
>Store is packed to the brim with sports jacks and older male meatheads in tank tops
>WOOOO DESTINY AWRIGHT
>They're cracking skulls dancing like morons and partying about their new sports game
>I place my shades on and take my place in line. Arms folded across my flaming blue neon hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts attempting to drown out the meaningless neanderthalic drivel of the masses.
>As we're waiting one of them taps me on the shoulder.
>AY YO WHATCU HERE FOR MAN? GONNA PLAY SOME DESTINY RIGHT?"
>I scoff and lower my shades at the cretin. My eyes glare daggers that bear fangs at the lesser hoodlum. My lips purse and the words slowly slip out like a chilling breeze.
"Knack 2 Baby."
>Suddenly everyone goes silent.
>They all take a knee and forfeit their place in line. Generous. but not surprising.
>I stride up to the counter, wallet in hand passing by the once miscrient masses, now loyal serfs to my every whim.
>The cashier's eyes glaze over at my magnificence as she fishes out the deluxe box edition with pre-order sony themed bonus download code slips.
>H-here's your game sir.." Her hands tremble as her eyes widen awaiting my response.
>"Thank you."
>My words knock her off her feet as she faints behind the counter. The masses watch in sheer awe as my bag glows with a holy radiance and the divine package within my arms slowly fades from view as I leave the store doors behind in my wake.
>>389090192
>Coming May 9th 2017
???
>Japan Studio has spent the last few years working on Knack 2 instead of something else
>>389090192
>My words knock her off her feet as she faints behind the counter
You have the Sexo rejexo hex too? Bummer.
It's out
https://www.myfavouritemagazines.co.uk/gaming-guides-and-specials/the-100-greatest-videogames/?utm_source=mfm&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_campaign=85386&awc=1199_1504093789_5e0e00ad3524643bb6397baf1494e3ee
>>388726023
whats all the extra shit at the end of the url? referral to get you paid for shilling?
>FFXV btfo
>>388726023
>top 3 is just garbage
Every faggot in this game acts and talks like a liberal arts student. When will writing in video games get out of this rut?
>>388726003
when we get rid of the pervasive left wing influence in western universities
probably not going to happen though
>main "characters" are 2 half-chinese, an unspecified asian, a poo in loo, a slav, and some kind of poo/arab/mexican hybrid
>>388726003
What the fuck are you talking about now you perpetually offended /pol/tard?
>>388725896
>no diablo 2
This is fake news
>>388725896
good
considering an item i bought for $40 is now worth almost $700
where will it end
Pretty good. Fuck valve. I hope Pubg gets their own off steam client to further screw valve.
What's your hopes and expecations from the 4.1?
XIV is still the only playble mmo on the market, but can it be improved?
>>388519419
>Hopes for 4.1
SMN fixed to a reasonable degree and I'm rewarded for my idiotic stubbornness in not wanting to drop it as my main Job.
>>388519419
More slut glamour
>>388519856
pls be on ultros
ITT: Fuck you, I liked it.
Devils third was so much fun. Reminded me of a over the top GameCube type game. Like dead to rights or something wild like that
>>388725393
Devil's Third would have been alright had the game not have absolutely awful framerate issues.
>>388725393
Evil Within.
Horribly mis-advertised. It was a competent enough action game that can get tense at time. Hopefully the sequel irons those kinks out.
Reminder that SMTxFE sequel is inevitable
what about devil survivor 3
>>389089728
reminder that no one will buy your game.
again.
>>389089771
DeSu 2 was shit
What benchmark does /v/ use to measure their self-worth?Also, post scores.
>>388725369
your mom
>>388725452
Now see that's just rude.
I swear, sometimes I just think you're trying to get a reaction out of me Anon.
>being a PC-fat
It look good but it doesn't look like a Sonic Level.
What it's lacking?
Motion
Enemies
Trampolines
Rings
The ice sprayers
Basically your refusal to play the game and instead take a screenshot in the only spot where none of the Sonic things are located.
>>388725346
Look now, I haven't played any sonic game except sonic advance but when you feel like this about a game, it's only temporary.
Usually the game is setting a new precedent for what's that game's style and people adapt to that eventually.
Now this level looks way different from the machinery themed levels I've seen in mania screenshots but why not? what makes a level look "Sonic"? Who decides that?
>>388725562
Memphis artstyle.
It's tied with Sonic.
What was he thinking in this exact moment?
>>389089716
>damn space alien Jews
He thinks op is a faggot
>s-s-should h-have stayed with B-Bonnie
If you haven't played all of these games then you aren't allowed to post in this board.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1001_Video_Games_You_Must_Play_Before_You_Die
>>388725094
Is that because you die when you come here?
>>388725094
Then what are you doing here?
>>388725094
If you haven't BEATEN all of these games then you aren't allowed to post in this board.
"Waifus" are a cancer upon video games because they encourage hiding bad gameplay behind virtual tits, so that any criticism of legitimate gameplay problems can be discarded by saying "dude what are you gay XD". In addition this leads to tainted discussion, where instead of talking about the gameplay, the potential future of the series, or even modding potential of some games, it just leads to people posting porn left and right and essentially becoming cancerous masturbation fuel. Think Katawa shoujo and its 3000+ generals that have been nothing but erotic roleplay.
Video games need to be about gameplay again, no more waifus, no more sex fanservice, no more pandering to distract from bad gameplay.
>You can only choose one
This mentallity is retarded because saying "you only care about the waifu" is no different from a waifu fag himself using his waifu as an excuse from liking a shit game.
Waifu fags are also a smaller group compared to dudebros.
The video game market is large enough that a niche can exist for the purpose of producing fantastic porn. I can settle with some shitposting for that.
Anyone still playing?
>>389089572
Not often but I still have it installed.
once in a while, just waiting for In the name of the Tzar to drop.