>ragequit Dark Souls after an hour due to dying to the Asylum Demon multiple times and never touched it again
>spazzed out on Twitter at Bloodborne for not being "accessible" enough
>took over 8 hours to clear the fishing village stage in Nioh while co-oping with another Polygon writer and ultimately finished the game in 100 hours
>was so bad at D44m that Bethesda put out a free demo of the first level to dispel the notion that the game resembled his gameplay
>took 2 hours to clear the first level of Vanquish
Is he /ourguy/?
>>379117962
He sounds worse than dsp.
>>379117962
who actually runs polygon? is it justin mcilroy, or does someone else make the employment decisions for the place? because guys like gies work there and are major dickweeds at basically every juncture and you think someone would just fire the idiots. griffin, justin, and nick are pretty strong personalities you could think of building a site on, a lot of the other guys posting blatant clickbait or trolling on twitter are doing more harm than good.
Reminder that you are a fucking idiot that doesn't know ANYTHING if you think sim city could work offline
Who is the Stanley Kubrick of video games?
>>379681032
Kojima
/thread
Not Kojima
thread/
Whoever he is, his games are all pretentious trash that only insecure manbabies care about and are not very fun to play.
>Bought it yesterday for 2.99 euro
>played for 4 hours
>love the gun play and the african setting
>why i played the far cry series not before
>why i played the far cry series not before
What did he mean by this?
>>379680838
I remember renting this when it came out for 360. I didn;t like it back then. Is it actually good? is it worth trying again?
>>379681063
It's like MGS V without the base management
Also, what do you think about them putting lobby/voice chat behind a paywall?
>>379680729
As opposed to what, BIG, CLUNKY, headsets?
It's fine, they're providing a service worth paying for. Much better than XBL and the PSN.
>>379680729
>putting lobby/voice chat behind a paywall
If it deters underages then great
>Anyone giving a shit about voice chat
/v/ proves once again that they don't actually play video games.
So who is best girl?
Is there a bigger community on the PC or PS4 for this, /v/?
The one with the best smelling butt
>>379680509
kys degenerate
>40 minutes into game
>Already want all characters except Josh and possible Chris to die
Well they are privileged snot-nosed teenagers.
>game
>not liking Mike
shit taste detected.
Reminder that this is the only good promo item ever added to TF2
Bill's Hat and Frying Pan are very close
Agreed. Besides the M. Bison hat and Lugermorph and Big Kill.
>>379679843
Team Captain isn't a promo item
What about the flying guillotine?
>mario kart 8 deluxe
>Clash royaleSorry I'm a turbo normie
>The games is basically mario kart, But The question blocks are cards. When you get a card, you summon a temporary ally. Some help you go faster, some help you attack others
>>379678919
TES:Online
Dead Cells
Roguelike/metroidvania MMO set in tamriel.
>>379678919
>MGS V
>Rising Storm 2
So it'd just be a game about Snake and Python fucking around Vietnam.
>>379678919
>Pillars of Eternity
>kotor 2
Isometric star wars rpg, I'm okay with this
>Shaq Fu revival
>Bubsy revival
What in god's name is happening?
>>379678445
Earth culture jumped the shark back in the late 1920s. You are witnessing the result of nearly a century of zombie franchise.
>>379678445
This is truly... The dankest timeline.
We are living cycles if guilt
>Hero screen pops up
>Four of your teammates immediately pick their favorite dps hero
>Tell you and the other poor bastard on your team who hasn't picked yet that you have to play a healer and a tank
>You pick a healer
>At the end of the match you have gold in eliminations somehow
>You've lost
>You queue up to do it again
I hate this game. What shooters have a non-shitty community?
>He listens to other players and doesn't just do whatever the fuck he wants
>>379680959
This. Quit being a bitch.
>>379678357
>solo queueing
Game is flat out worthless unless you have a group.
is getting a 4tb external hard drive for the ps4 overkill?
>external hard drive for anything
>>379678463
whats wrong with external hard drives?
>>379678674
Don't listen to him, he's a stupid weeb. You might have a second or two longer load times
There is always someone who is "truly" at fault and interrupted Kojima's genius vision. hilarious
So what will you say if DS is good?
He's a fucking hack, anyone who's sane knows this.
Which pieces of shit did he make?
So when's the new open world F-Zero that lets you get out of the Blue Falcon after races and knee people in their faces
>no F-Zero game where you do races and run around as a bounty hunter beating the shit out of people in a futuristic city on the side
>>379678209
>>379678553
I swear to our God Kimishima I've uttered those exact words in my head.
I'm glad we're all on the same page.
when sakurai wants to revive a dead IP again
Is this the greatest fightan game of all time?
>>379678096
No.
>>379678136
Are you sure?
>>379678096
>not the gc version
Remember in the 90s when video games always had a level where the walls were made out of meat and teeth?
Those were rad.
What are your favorite meat walls, /v/?
>>379116087
First thing that came to mind
Hail to the king, baby
>Duuuude remember Aliens lol