If they aren't making Metroid then what the fuck are they working on?
>>380350854
My dad
>>380350854
Zelda.
Nintendo wants to break the infamous "5 years wait between 3D Zelda games"
Maybe a 3D DK game?
Maybe a new IP?
Not sure what else.
dead
>>380350745
Good, fantasy life 2 when
>>380350745
Leave AC to me.
Is Mario finally going to marry Peach
>>380350346
Nah.
Not gonna happen, but the game feels like it should. Imagine Mario stopping Peach and Bowser's wedding at the end of the game, defeating Bowser and marrying Peach in New Donk City while Pauline sings and the band plays. It would be great.
>>380350907
shipfags worst nightmare.
>WAAAAAH IT'S NOT MADE BY RETRO!!!
You assholes realize that the people who worked on the original trilogy are long gone, right?
It's like thinking the people who made Banjo and Conker still work at Rare
I have a lot of trust in the people who worked on Tropical Freeze
>>380349675
Only the first one was really good too.
>>380349854
>I trust people who made a platformer to make a FPS
???
How do we fix Japan's definition of manly characters?
>>380944282
Buy more Yakuza games
>>380944282
Left:
>group of four friends who save the world due to their unrivaled willpower, each one sacrificing something along the way, ultimately leading to a man losing his life for his nation and world
Right:
>bara fags in speedos
>>380944282
>muscles make you manly
I mean, the fags on the left are girls without curves but muscles don't make you manly.
>Why did you forget about me /v/?
You ripped of a cooler character, who know replaced you.
>>380348942
halo is kill
>>380348942
Is that Master Chief? I thought he was taller.
>A day later
>No one talks about this game anymore
>Lobbies almost dead
What the fuck happened?
They realized it was just wii boxing?
>>380944130
>didn't play ARMS
>>380944097
>No one talks about this game anymore
>4 threads within the last couple hours ago
http://www.pcgamer.com/tyranny-dlc-bastards-wound-due-out-this-year/
So...
It's not free you faggot and your game still sucks, Obsidiot.
Well, that fucking sucks. Joke is on me for finishing the game before they added this in. I guess I could go New Game + and do the same thing on a different path, but I disliked everyone, so why even bother?
Also, does that mean that the DLC is not a continuation of that shit ending? Just something that is added before that cliffhanger? That's lame.
>>380348869
Except pic related is not the same as this.
Tales from the Tiers are bundle and this upgrade standalone is free.
Would you be her 1-up boy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qgOeXbFQ9U
I'd give her a 1-up if you know what I mean :)
Haha! penis in vagina
>Mayor Pauline
>Mario still a wageslave plumber
We all know Cranky Kong tore that pussy up already
I don't want his Dong's sloppy seconds
It's not Dragon Ball Fighter Z but Dragon Ball FighterZ.
Like it's not "Fighter Zed" but "Fighters" with a Z.
Dunno about you guys, but this pretty much ruins the entire thing for me.
Preorder cancelled.
>Zed
Yurocucks, every time.
>>380347008
WTF I hate DragonBall, Bamco, and ArcSys now.
How would you fix this?
reduce enemy scaling and make guns actually different
>>380943824
Not try as hard to be funny.
Dump fedex quests
>linear scaling, like Jesus fucking Christ
>cure Mikey Neumann's multiple sclerosis so he can rewrite the script
>fix assault rifle's crit modifier
>remove slag
>remove the retarded manufacturer gimmicks
>make E-tech nit suck and/or bring back Eridian weapons
>separate revolvers and repeaters
>reimplement the weapon variety that BL1 had
Now that the dust has settled can we admit this game is a piece of shit
>goes full retard with the boring cinematic parts of half life 1
>takes away all the fun guns in the first game
>takes away all the cool enemies of the first game replacing aliens with big insects (FUCKING BORING)
They took all the worst parts of half life one and ran with it, nobody talks about how great sitting in the fucking train was at the start of half life one yet this goes full retard on the cutscenes and the story isn't even good, it's a bunch of autistic valve shit. Good thing it came with counter strike source or else it would have been the worst waste of money Ive ever made on vidya.
>>380346730
leaked version of HL2 was a shit experience
>>380346730
Couldn't agree more, I'd play original HL a million times before playing this shit again.
>>380346730
IS a piece of shit? Maybe.
WAS a piece of shit? Absolutely not.
>r-remember me?
I was wondering about Deep Down.
That shit is super dead.
>>380346462
man if this game was just the knights and magic instead of the assassins creed realistic parts that would be so much better
Yes.
What would Metroid Prime 4 need to do to make it as hype as BotW and Odyssey?
>>380346396
Fighting Mother Brain in the Prime series (massively unlikely)
Returning to Tallon IV for a sidequest
Kraid
Living Chozo, appearing in person
Make it third person and add in free platforming what with wall jumping and shine sparking but also add in actual new exciting power-ups and don't have any cutscenes
Not setting it pre-Metroid 2 again.
Post Super Metroid would be okay, but post-Fusion would be the hypest.
>it's been 2 years since Cosmo lost a game so badly he decided to become a girl
Do you think he can wall jump now?
>>380346383
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
>>380346383
>using her deadname
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>380346383
what game did he lose? Can I get a backstory?
I just found out who he was about a month ago when I stumbbled on his OoT speedrun at AGDQ.
Kinda upset when I looked for his youtube channel